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(trilema) mircea_popescu: leveldb in and of itself is whatever, maybe not the first choice for a db. leveldb as implemented by hearn was an attack on bitcoin.
(trilema) BingoBoingo: Superstitious in itself is not ideal, but... Hearn did trigger a hardfork...
(trilema) BingoBoingo: jurov: I think the evil is simply the distance + proximity to Hearn
(trilema) asciilifeform: pre-hearn - what date
(trilema) mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes you got no pre-hearn blockchain ?
(trilema) mircea_popescu: i mean, not like either him or hearn quit after the previous failed fork debacle.
(trilema) BingoBoingo: patches to the bdb conf because... Hearn sucks
(trilema) mircea_popescu: to make it perfectly clear : no team that in any way includes any of the currently proscribed usg agents (gavin, maxwell, hearn etc) can ever make a fork. never.
(trilema) BingoBoingo: The truly scary thing is that as periperal as Andreas is... I think he has more fans than compromised Gavin and Hearn together.
(trilema) BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: Well you have to consider the idiots who write us off for suggesting Hearn or Gavin could be coopted and have interest agaisnt Bitcoin.
(trilema) thickasthieves: there's this interview with him and hearn where he's just gushing
(trilema) los_pantalones: anyone in here ever met / dealth with zooko wilcox-o'hearn ?
(trilema) BingoBoingo: The sad thing about systemd is that even though red hat made it, ubuntu will fork it just because, and it will die. No serious intervention ought be necessary for this Hearnia
(trilema) mircea_popescu: <bitstein> “Hearnia” made me lol << me too, actually.
(trilema) BingoBoingo: Hearnia just opens the story
(trilema) BingoBoingo: Hearnia is true
(trilema) bitstein: “Hearnia” made me lol
(trilema) BingoBoingo: It is a serious fucking Hearnia
(trilema) BingoBoingo: As notated in the logs from April - May this year after my scrotum's previous brush with illness and danger, the surprise Hearnia would be a most unwelcome guest.
(trilema) asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: this is not just about depriving you of knobs to turn. the hearniators must clear some ground to emplace their hearnias - this requires demolishing some very well understood, traditional widget, so that it -must be replaced, dontcha know, it's obsolete-.
(trilema) BingoBoingo: Hearnia probably ought to join the vocabulary
(trilema) asciilifeform: yet another... hearnia.
(trilema) asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: yes, they want to replace init.d scripts with a hearn-style binary turd. surprised ?
(trilema) tatinportland: hearn esta fragile
(trilema) tatinportland: fuck hearn alrdy
(trilema) mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: Hearn being all butthurt << yeah it'd prolly be good if whoever links to derpchans (-otc, -dev, reddit, tardstalk, what have you) also provides a good executive summary. i dunno who has the energy to go on fishing expeditions in the sewage.
(trilema) BingoBoingo: Just how much it sounds like Hearn's recent discussions on Bitcoin Fragility
(trilema) thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: which one is hearn?
(trilema) BingoBoingo: Hearn being all butthurt
(trilema) assbot: Mike Hearn on the fragility of bitcoin - YouTube
(trilema) mircea_popescu: midnightmagic plenty of people have custom clients that don't get crushed by the hearn introduced nsa bug.
(trilema) mircea_popescu: once we've hung dutta, hearn and so forth and the bitcoin republic is well established, if you're still alive, you can come back and teach at the university or w/e you can do.
(trilema) fluffypony: and all because of Mike having a Hearn-ia
(trilema) mircea_popescu: o, the notion that hearn survives the transfer of power is just ludicrous anyway.
(trilema) assbot: mike_hearn comments on getutxos: a convenient way to crash bitcoind
(trilema) mircea_popescu: i like how hearn is attacking todd lol. asif.
(trilema) BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-dev/logs/2014/08/27#l1409155575 << Absorb the harm of Hearn "Why can't bitcoind automatically restart?"
(trilema) mircea_popescu: hearnright. i think that's the definition of a successful attack :) don't get me wrong. i'd like to see core restart itself if it crashes <<< riiight.
(trilema) assbot: Mike Hearn August 27, 2014 at 10:49 am I wont argue that btcd has bette - Pastebin.com
(trilema) pete_dushenski: The Bitcoin Core team recently committed BIP0064, which adds two new commands to the protocol, getutxos and utxos. The getutxos command is used to request unspent transaction information based on the given outpoints, while the utxos command is the response. The BIP was authored by Mike Hearn who also provided the implementation for Bitcoin Core.
(trilema) pete_dushenski: looks like hearn hasn't hung up his cap yet
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: Hearn, Popescu, etc
(trilema) mircea_popescu: definitely useful as a counterweight to hearn & co.
(trilema) mircea_popescu: anyway, this whole charade'd have worked a damned sight better if the various y-combinator bezzlers, the foundation hearn, gmaxwell and co would have actually had what they thought they had and everyone thought they should have, ie, actual respectability and bitcoin cred.
(trilema) asciilifeform: re: tips: phun phact. my largest donor, a fellow claiming to be zooko wilcox-ohearn (of the 'zooko's triangle.')
(trilema) mircea_popescu: a gun is available to be used somewhere. it may even be used by mike hearn.
(trilema) BingoBoingo: A la Mike Hearn
(trilema) BingoBoingo: ^ Who needs Hearn?
(trilema) asciilifeform: There once lived a fellow named Hearn; / For to ravish the blockchain he yearned; / Cried, 'I'll squirt in my seed, / And your heart - it will bleed!' / But got only laughs in return.
(trilema) asciilifeform: lol! hearn goes into tilt, drops mask ?
(trilema) mircea_popescu: the old wiki is too fouled by the likes of mike hearn, luke jr and the rest of the tools to be much use anymore
(trilema) assbot: Mike Hearn proposes to build vulnerable censorship mechanism into Tor, opposes a fix for hidden service deanonymization, on Tor mailing list : Bitcoin
(trilema) fluffypony: have we spoken about Hearn's recent fuckery?
(trilema) mircea_popescu: <BingoBoingo> What was Hearn's nick? << i don't recall he ever managing to figure out the gpg arcana. i imagine he'll first have to implement a google code version, that doesn't work.
(trilema) BingoBoingo: What was Hearn's nick?
(trilema) assbot: Add a getutxos command to the p2p protocol by mikehearn Pull Request #4351 bitcoin/bitcoin GitHub
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: lol Hearn wins $100k bounty from reddit for software to replace BTCFundnation
(trilema) benkay: i thought hearn was handing out potions in this example.
(trilema) mircea_popescu: right. and hearn isn't 12.
(trilema) mircea_popescu: the notion that derps imagining themselves involved and part of and etc still treat hearn as anything but vomit behind a bar is perhaps the best argument against democracy.
(trilema) mircea_popescu: hearn didn't just fuck the db and get bitcoin forket
(trilema) BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I believe Hearn does bitcoinJ
(trilema) mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic that's how 2012 was all around. that's how people like hearn and maxwell ended up with the notion they're useful or whatever.
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: we could use Hearns Lighthouse
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: Hearn is on a mission to solve solved problems
(trilema) mircea_popescu: hearn's not very good at it.
(trilema) BingoBoingo: It's why Hearn gets suspected of disinfo and this guy is suspected of lazy and ignorant
(trilema) mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves no but looky : gavin quit, he can have his peace. asking shit out of nobodies a la hearn or that egglund chick is like... no matter what yo uasked, it's still +ev for them
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: some notables that will be in Amsterdam: Gavin Andresen, Mike Hearn, Jinyoung Lee Englund (that snakey twitter liar hackathon canceller), Matonis, Marco Santori (self-proclaimed bitcoin lawyer), Jeff Garzi, BitPay, Coinbase, Nic Cary, Electrum, Armory, BitAngels, Circle, Bloomberg, NY Times, Mastercoin, Ripple (like 4 dudes!), eToro, Coindesk, ZipZap, Xapo, Erik Voorhees, Vessenes, The
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: <hearn> integrated Tor support in bitcoinj - merged! \o/
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: my own personal observations of Hearn are mixed
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: maybe we can talk about this Hearn as your technical advisor thing
(trilema) mircea_popescu: <ThickAsThieves> We registered on bitangels.co and we asked Mike Hearn to be our technical advisor and he accepted. << this can't possibly go any other way than lulz
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: We registered on bitangels.co and we asked Mike Hearn to be our technical advisor and he accepted.
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: We registered on bitangels.co and we asked Mike Hearn to be our technical advisor and he accepted.
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: Hearn is either a devil, or has some kind of offense to people poking at bitcoin
(trilema) mircea_popescu: this latest hearn bullshit is even more laughable than gmaxwell's previous attack.
(trilema) HeySteve: I give peter todd points for style, mike hearn sounds very grumpy
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: that post is petertodd trolling Hearn
(trilema) mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves Hearn << "If things evolved naturally, I'd end up mattering much less, which is to say my current denial of my own irrelevance would become much more difficult to maintain, even in my own eyes".
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: trolled by Hearn
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: someone is suggesting that Hearn is trolling
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: Hearn "Although I never expected it when I first started using Bitcoin, nowadays most of my purchases with it are for food and drink. If Bitcoin could not support such purchases, I would use it much less."
(trilema) Apocalyptic: mighty hearn did
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: " Jered Kenna interviewed Bitcoin core developer Mike Hearn about BitcoinJ, the Tor network, and what developments are coming to the Bitcoin protocol. Mike explains why BitcoinJ will be using the Tor network for greater privacy and security."
(trilema) ozbot: Mike Hearn on Coming Bitcoin Protocol Updates - YouTube
(trilema) mircea_popescu: mike_c: it is pretty horrible to run this against one of your servers and watch its memory get dumped to screen. << now imagine if hearn & co had their way and openssl was bundled in every "reference" bitcoin client.
(trilema) mircea_popescu: just derpage about how "Law and Policy Steering Committee Information Started by Lindsay Holland Law and Policy Committee Chair: Mike Hearn Contact email for Chair: mhearn@bitcoinfoundation.org"
(trilema) mircea_popescu: much in the manner hearn is using his "i was at google" thing.
(trilema) mircea_popescu: <antephialtic> asciilifeform: chain fork that happened << it didn't "happen". mike hearn manufactured it.
(trilema) mircea_popescu: hearn did it...
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: i at least like the idea of having direct access to hearn & co
(trilema) Apocalyptic: <hearn> dogecoin is so cute. it's actually one of my favourite alts by this point << dat hearn
(trilema) Shakespeare: and/or Hearn
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: Hearn keeps on giving
(trilema) Apocalyptic: my derp counter has overflown with Hearn today, i'll pass
(trilema) asciilifeform: i don't see a Hearn in that paper
(trilema) Apocalyptic: mircea_popescu, no the quotes are from Hearn
(trilema) mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves lmao hearn.
(trilema) Apocalyptic: this Hearn is a gold mine
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: "Say what you like about Google, but it isn’t an easy place to get hired at. The entrance interviews are notoriously tough, and it is a highly desired employer – which makes Mike Hearn’s departure all the more notable."
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: oh earlier you made a statement about Hearn & Co being destitute, got link?
(trilema) mircea_popescu: ahahaha mike hearn harping about how teh Powerfully Retarded Rangers are nao poor and will disband
(trilema) mircea_popescu: davout yes but hearn is an idiot.
(trilema) davout: hearn said it
(trilema) BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, after the great fork of 11 months ago a blaming Hearn because redditards suck at picking primary key values for databases seems reasonable. (I mean both "crises" are essentially database problems)
(trilema) BingoBoingo: I wonder what part Hearn might have had in transaction malleability suddely becoming a problem
(trilema) pankkake: oh, right, I remember that. didn't know it was hearn
(trilema) Apocalyptic: dat hearn...
(trilema) mircea_popescu: ah well. so that went like this : hearn changed the db structure in the new release without reading the old db code because fuck, he worked at google!
(trilema) mircea_popescu: pmbs were generally recognised to be dog turds back then about to the degree hearn is recognised as a dog turd today.
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: mike hearn speaks on it too
(trilema) BingoBoingo: Hearn was perfect for Google
(trilema) BingoBoingo: In Google Terms loosing Hearn was a tragedy.
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: Hearn at least hates Mastercoin
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: Hearn is the kinda guy that tells Amazon they should do drone delivery system
(trilema) mircea_popescu: hearn is the guy that answered experimentally the usg's question as to "what happens in case of major bitcoin fork ?"
(trilema) mircea_popescu: benkay we despise hearn.
(trilema) benkay: do we like hearn?
(trilema) pankkake: interestingly I had Mike Hearn without knowing anything about his function
(trilema) ozbot: octopus Mike Hearn defaced bitcoinBull Inaba QuantPlus Raoul Duke cryptoa - Pastebin.com
(trilema) BingoBoingo: Maybe they will find out Vesseness has a bong? or Hearn?
(trilema) mircea_popescu: it's bad enough with fucktards a la maxwell or hearn hanging on to the thing just for the "fame"
(trilema) mircea_popescu: and that periphrase does not only name mike hearn, even if it fits him so well. in fact, there's a legion of this sort of scum floating about.
(trilema) Apocalyptic: pankkake, you said earlier the payment protocol looks fine to you, did you know Hearn pushes for SSL to be part of it with all the centralized cert authority issues it implies ?
(trilema) Apocalyptic: I still don't get wtf Hearn is doing at the foundation's head position
(trilema) Apocalyptic: Hearn & Dimon hot webcam : tonight's special
(trilema) BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu Apocalyptic: I dunno if Hearn can be interesting for long enough to do webcam
(trilema) mircea_popescu: benkay hearn is basically a paper pusher.
(trilema) benkay: is hearn smart enough to be an nsa employee?
(trilema) pankkake: lol proof of passport… well, mike hearn
(trilema) Apocalyptic: when did ever Hearn did that ?
(trilema) Apocalyptic: "Notably, it did cite Hearn’s work on the use of bitcoin for managing contracts and securitized assets"
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: is what hearn?
(trilema) dub: isn't it hearn or somesuch scumbag
(trilema) pankkake: I had Mike Hearn in my ignore list for some reason
(trilema) mircea_popescu: there's a year old post on bitcointalk in which mpoe-pr tells hearn he's scum
(trilema) mircea_popescu: there's other forces keeping the mike hearn idiocy at bay.
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: Mike Hearn mentioned on the Verge
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: gonna link the vid of Hearn chewing up mastercoin
(trilema) mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves im curious what happens if hearn ever gets his shit together and shows up at some event of mine
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: i think Hearn was my favorite guy
(trilema) ThickAsThieves: a fun moment was when Mike Hearn told the Mastercoin guy his project was shit
(trilema) mircea_popescu: no hearn & co.
(trilema) jurov: But concerns over certificate security irritate Hearn. “The reality is that [certificate technology] is the best we’ve got, it’s being improved via initiatives like cert transparency, and it has a track record of stopping worst case adversaries.”
(trilema) TAT_Investments: met mike hearn and a few other people
(trilema) mjr_: and it was only my opinion as one guy who has observed, but yeah, gavin probably gets one of the spots, mike hearn too

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