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asciilifeform: (jouls over expected MTBF minus joules to manufacture - melting point of Si is quite high, etc)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform shush you racist woman hater you.
mircea_popescu: mod6 independant households are only good if they're inhabited by independent people.
mod6: *sigh* oh well. then again, if they can afford to get the damn solar units themselfs (somewhere around $10k for an array), whats $60/year?
mircea_popescu: which these aren't, i'll bet you.
mircea_popescu: mod6 also they get the units for free don't they ? just sign some paperwork.
mod6: im not sure. i know some people who were green-hippy types who shelled out for the panels.
asciilifeform: varies by state. in most places you buy the unit proper, and get a tax break later.
mod6: that sounds pretty accurate asciilifeform
asciilifeform: one of the inescapable problems is that the electric grid isn't really designed as a two-way machine
asciilifeform: odd as that may seem
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it could be. at a signficiant cost.
asciilifeform: given that: it isn't simply a mass of wire, but step-down stations as well.
asciilifeform: step-up isn't in the mix.
mircea_popescu: people insist to not understand that the value of 1gw you can peel into 1kw consumers is not the same as the value of 1mn 1kw producers you ahve to link to 1mn 1kw consumers.
mircea_popescu: this is the entire silkroad nonsense all over again. nobody cares you have 1mn little dribblets of sugar all over your kitchen floor.
mircea_popescu: either get 1kg in a bag or you have no merchandise.
mod6: interesting point
asciilifeform: 'folks who won't learn thermodynamics are doomed to talk nonsense' and so forth.
mircea_popescu: ima put this in a n article just to have what to link later.
mod6: thanks for posting that az link. im always interested to hear whats going on out there. :]
asciilifeform: sorta like the famous 'out of oil' scenario still leaves half of it in the ground.
asciilifeform: (yield - pumping cost) has to be positive.
mod6: yeah, they're gonna get a rude awakining on the fraking in a few years for sure.
mod6: if they haven't realized it already. those wells dry up quick and its expensive to drill 'em, and then they need more and more and more wells to produce the same amount of output.
asciilifeform: or, on the opposite end of things: the hard ceiling on gold price created by the fact that you can transmute with neutron bombardment, at something like $1k/gram
asciilifeform: (at present-day usd)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform no fucking way ?
mircea_popescu: it can't be THAT cheap ?
mircea_popescu: iirc it was ~1mn a gram as a degree of magnitude ?
asciilifeform: strictly 20th century physics here
mircea_popescu: o fuck me. well what the fucking fuck, how sure are you of this ? math me up.
asciilifeform: and, you'll know when it starts happening, if you're a bullion aficionado and own a pocket geiger.
asciilifeform: because, afaik, you inevitably get some unstable isotopes of Au in the mix.
mircea_popescu: dude wtf no wonder the price of gold is "depressed". it's not lol.
mod6: wow
mircea_popescu: you can filter those out the same way and on the same machines you make dup.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform pls to make the math visible for this, is important.
asciilifeform: trick is
asciilifeform: cost will vary by manyfold depending on whether you assume a purpose-built reactor (expensive) or a tack-on to an existing civilian reactor (much cheaper.)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5628 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: tack on.
asciilifeform: might want to ask a domain expert. i've run across estimates from 1-10k/g
asciilifeform: and considering that much of the cost of operating a reactor is bureaucratic in origin, the question may not have a satisfactory answer.
asciilifeform: we'll know what it costs in 'hard number' when the: norks start doing it.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5628 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: what would be the proposed reaction ?
asciilifeform: if i recall, Hg as starting point.
mircea_popescu: i recall bismuth+gold coming out of carbon-neon
ozbot: Phys. Rev. 60, 473 (1941): Transmutation of Mercury by Fast Neutrons
mircea_popescu: except it was all radioactive.
mircea_popescu: whoa fuck, mercury ghuh ? the alchemists had it right ?
asciilifeform: people are trying spallation neutron source, if i recall.
mircea_popescu: a, but you need the rarer mercury.
mod6: that kinda blows my mind: Hg(80) gets bombarded with neutrons and then down to Au(79)?!
asciilifeform: and you need fast neutrons if you want to use the more common isotope of Hg.
mircea_popescu: mod6 neutron capture
mircea_popescu: the process is that an extra proton eats a low electron to create an energetic neutron and spits it out as a neutrino
mod6: i see. this is fascinating.
asciilifeform: of course, who needs neutrons when you can 'transmute' W into Au the Chinese way.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i doubt fast neutrons would work for the purpose
asciilifeform: (using a Chumpatron reactor.)
mircea_popescu: this'd be all thermal range stuff
mod6: haha, chump-a-tron
asciilifeform: stolen from the dirt-common '90s russian 'лохотрон'
mircea_popescu: is there a fuckatron ?
mircea_popescu: the place where you can manufacture fucks when you don't have any to give ?
asciilifeform: 'лох' - chump, mark, patsy, fool
asciilifeform: fissions into money and depleted лох
benkay: i must be the only human who reads the -assets log.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 9851 @ 0.000134 = 1.32 BTC [-] {3}
benkay: i had almost three hours on the az link!
benkay: odd reminders of early years on the internet...'first!'
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 11900 @ 0.00013013 = 1.5485 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 20000 @ 0.00012511 = 2.5022 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell benkay definitely not, my staff reads it.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 483.07402, Best ask: 484.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.92598, Last trade: 484.0, 24 hour volume: 18424.38953799, 24 hour low: 441.44499, 24 hour high: 484.89, 24 hour vwap: 465.83767
ThickAsThieves: ;;bcstats
gribble: Current Blocks: 270078 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 65 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 8 hours, 20 minutes, and 32 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 605954432.956 | Estimated Percent Change: 18.59839
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 147 @ 0.00105198 = 0.1546 BTC [+] {3}
ozbot: Do you know who knows everything about power ? Bitcoin people. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popesc
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform mod6 ^ :D
KRS1: just got home from watching the ufc fights..good champ fight tonight.
MTNmanTT: Who was the main event?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 39 @ 0.04020001 = 1.5678 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 26 @ 0.04012308 = 1.0432 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.04 = 0.4 BTC [-]
ozbot: WTF happened to Carmella Bing (porn star) (PICS) - Bodybuilding.com Forums
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8850 @ 0.00083517 = 7.3913 BTC [+]
mod6: in relation to the previous power discussion, here's a link to what the costs are by state to 'go solar' -- i think these costs are on the average and perhaps after tax breaks:
ozbot: How Much Does Solar Cost?
mircea_popescu: interesting
mircea_popescu: "cost to go solar" is a meaningless concept
mircea_popescu: also in the news :
ozbot: Ayn Rand's Vision of Galt's Gulch Has Become Reality As Of Today
mircea_popescu: buncha dorks get together to reenact ayn rand. it's not just jousts anymore.
ozbot: New Scientology building in Florida has floor where members get 'super powers' | Mail Online
ozbot: Potentially Fatal ‘Knockout’ Game Targeting Strangers May be Spreading « CBS DC
mircea_popescu: it's only funny till some kid gets shot.
mod6: "Hubbard went further in his description of the program saying: 'Super Power is the answer to a sick, a dying and dead society...With it we literally revive the dead.'
mod6: bah
mod6: somehow the damn thing swooped in and copied the link. sorry.
mircea_popescu: mod6 javascript. does a body good.
mod6: haha
mod6: im with you, all the M$ people (and inventors of js) need to be jailed
mod6: minimum
mod6: and, i must say, that even the MSM is so bad these days, they can't even be bothered to count. in that video of that teacher getting knocked out there were six suspects in the video, not five.
mod6: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 491.0, Best ask: 491.83087, Bid-ask spread: 0.83087, Last trade: 493.0, 24 hour volume: 18343.09653129, 24 hour low: 449.0173, 24 hour high: 491.16996, 24 hour vwap: 469.80316
mircea_popescu: mod6 maybe the sixth isn't a suspect.
mod6: oh, well fair enough. just saw that there were six, not five.
mod6: looks like the ole minister is a tweeker.
mod6: In one text, Flowers wrote how his plans for a party were 'turning into a two day, drug fuelled gay orgy!!!'
mod6: fuckin damnit wth
mod6: anyway, you just can't make that stuff up! who needs fiction when you have this type of stuff LOL
mod6: hah.
mircea_popescu: "How would you go about handling a friend whose secretly jealous off my success with women. He’s always trying his luck with women i had or currently involved with. But he didn’t bang any of the sluts in my harlem yet."
mircea_popescu: the internet is this fascinating window into the endless wtf that other people's ideas of their own accomplishments are.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 54 @ 0.0055301 = 0.2986 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.575 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.58 = 1.16 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 28 @ 0.03250001 = 0.91 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 5 @ 0.26002287 = 1.3001 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 651 @ 0.00551611 = 3.591 BTC [-] {16}
jurov: $ticker m s.mpoe
jurov: !ticker m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.0008221 / 0.00083232 / 0.00083902 (108346 shares, 90.18 BTC), 7D: 0.00080854 / 0.00083353 / 0.00088553 (1203608 shares, 1,003.25 BTC), 30D: 0.00080585 / 0.00082993 / 0.00088996 (3068759 shares, 2,546.87 BTC)
jurov: !ticker m s.bbet
assbot: [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.00046 / 0.00068325 / 0.00071 (21962 shares, 15.01 BTC)
jurov: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 270116 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 27 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 3 hours, 26 minutes, and 48 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 607003766.928 | Estimated Percent Change: 18.80377
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9900 @ 0.00083517 = 8.2682 BTC [+]
jurov: lol gold transmutation for $1-10k/gram? way to ruffle goldbugs' feathers :D
mircea_popescu: jurov i doubht that cheaply tho.
ozbot: How much does technetium cost? - Yahoo Answers
jurov: ah but it is is extracted from nuclear fuel rods, not made by transmutation
mircea_popescu: yes. for that matter depleted uranium is basically free
ozbot: Radio-Isotope of Gold-199
mircea_popescu: In 376 the East faced an enormous barbarian influx across the Danube, mostly Goths who were refugees from the Huns. They were exploited by corrupt officials rather than effectively resettled, and they took up arms, joined by more Goths and by some Alans and Huns. Valens was in Asia with his main field army, preparing for an assault on the Persians
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9197 @ 0.0008388 = 7.7144 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 10000 @ 0.0001341 = 1.341 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: Insurance companies are looking to take matters into their own hands, asking the government for a way to bypass the system to take on those who qualify for subsidies. That would require access to federal information on people's subsidy entitlements, and officials are worried about privacy violations.
mircea_popescu: holy hell, the us government has officially collapsed.
mircea_popescu: i can't believe it took all of a week.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00550003 = 0.275 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 31 @ 0.00550001 = 0.1705 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 3 @ 0.1325 = 0.3975 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 78815 @ 0.00083977 = 66.1865 BTC [+] {4}
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 12 blocks | Estimated Change: 19.0007% in 0d 1h 25m 25s
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 9 blocks | Estimated Change: 19.0333% in 0d 0h 54m 32s
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.56061000 BTC to 1`121`220 shares, 50 satoshi per share
pankkake: shit, 19%, I'm going to lose the bet!
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 6 blocks | Estimated Change: 19.0205% in 0d 0h 38m 7s
mircea_popescu: looks like it.
pankkake: I want to believe
pankkake: mostly because it would be a lot of fun to have it continue with all those No. I don't have much to lose
pankkake: please overclock your asics!
deadweasel: damn, 500
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 251 @ 0.004 = 1.004 BTC [-] {4}
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 3 blocks | Estimated Change: 18.9879% in 0d 0h 20m 40s
mircea_popescu: doesn't look like it
Diablo-D3: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 496.99, Best ask: 500.0, Bid-ask spread: 3.01000, Last trade: 500.0, 24 hour volume: 18445.10401933, 24 hour low: 453.5, 24 hour high: 507.0, 24 hour vwap: 482.31615
Diablo-D3: holy shit
Diablo-D3: what the fuck is this shit
pankkake: it looks like everytime I go to sleep it gains $100
mircea_popescu: isn't it a nice feeling ?
mircea_popescu: "o hey, another million. i make moneyz while i sleep!!11"
pankkake: no, because I don't have enough bitcoins
mircea_popescu: sucks to be you then
Diablo-D3: eventually I really WILL be a millionair
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2600 @ 0.0008355 = 2.1723 BTC [-]
pankkake: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 270142 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 1 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 7 minutes and 11 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 608874884.796 | Estimated Percent Change: 19.16998
assbot: 123!
ozbot: Request for input on CIPHERTRADE, a new multi-coin securities exchange
pankkake: with Deprived in advisory board
mircea_popescu: just like btct only later ?
ozbot: [ANN] A Challenger Appears: SKYPIEA, a Privacy-Friendly Exchange
mircea_popescu: here, have another.
pankkake: SKYPIEA is fully compliant with all applicable regulations. AML, KYC, FinCEN, IRS, etc.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.57000003 = 2.85 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: i thought the girl does an admirable job of shredding him.
mircea_popescu: "So basically, you've read not a thing, you have no idea what's what, and in the fantasy world in which you reside, the likely most public person in Bitcoin is anonymous, MPOE is a service, and you don't have to show that you're competent because your family is nice.
mircea_popescu: You're out of your depth, and this isn't going to fly."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.57 BTC [-]
Apocalyptic: <pankkake> SKYPIEA is fully compliant with all applicable regulations. AML, KYC, FinCEN, IRS, etc. // i lol'd too
pankkake: I hadn't seen that WoT link before. added to my list!
mircea_popescu: FDA sorely absent from list.
pankkake: and TSA, how do we know he has no prostate cancer then?
mircea_popescu: FDA, TSA and YMMA
mircea_popescu: (yomomma certification! assential!)
ThickAsThieves: ;;bcstats
gribble: Current Blocks: 270142 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 1 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 7 minutes and 11 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 609121284.554 | Estimated Percent Change: 19.21821
ThickAsThieves: disappointing
mircea_popescu: it failed to keep it over 20% huh. whodda thunk it
pankkake: but so close
pankkake: grrarahgh
Apocalyptic: "We all have backgrounds in engineering and electronics disciplines, as well as military security, and physics." I wonder who did the paperwork for all the regulations, no financial guy there
mircea_popescu: was one helluva bet
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic the military security guy.
pankkake: perhaps bets should be analog
Apocalyptic: haha, my bet as well
mircea_popescu: you know the military guy in seinfeld ? freaks elaine to all shit ?
pankkake: well, that's futures I guess!
mircea_popescu: he probably went into fda in his combat boots
mircea_popescu: pankkake how's analog ?
pankkake: I mean, it's not yes/no
pankkake: you get more given how close you are to the predicted value
pankkake: ;;prevdiffchange
gribble: 30.69637
pankkake: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 270143 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 0 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 609482679.888 | Estimated Percent Change: 19.28894
pankkake: oh, another block?
pankkake: I thought it was this one
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 0 blocks | Estimated Change: 19.1306% in -1d 23h 34m 10s
mircea_popescu: lol sweet -1d
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10000 @ 0.00084 = 8.4 BTC [+]
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 0 blocks | Estimated Change: 19.1306% in -1d 23h 32m 6s
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 0 blocks | Estimated Change: 19.1306% in -1d 23h 28m 2s
mircea_popescu: what fascinates me is that it somehow calculates the time and it goes down
mircea_popescu: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 270143 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 0 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 609482679.888 | Estimated Percent Change: 19.28894
gribble: Time since last block: 30 minutes and 42 seconds
mircea_popescu: hm. are we forked or wtf is going on here.
pankkake: something is weird, because that block isn't that old
pankkake: oh its timestamp is going backwards
mircea_popescu: ya but why and from what and how come
ThickAsThieves: ;;8ball Does gribble worry about such things?
gribble: Unlikely.
mircea_popescu: gribble sounds like me nao
ThickAsThieves: fukn $500
ThickAsThieves: amazing company
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 53 @ 0.00550003 = 0.2915 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 106 @ 0.00550003 = 0.583 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.032531 = 0.3253 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: viva la amazingacion, hoy y per siempre!
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 41 @ 0.00550003 = 0.2255 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.032531 = 0.6506 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3500 @ 0.0001376 = 0.4816 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.26002001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 7 @ 0.1200003 = 0.84 BTC [-] {3}
gribble: Time since last block: 55 minutes and 55 seconds
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 0 blocks | Estimated Change: 19.1306% in -1d 23h 2m 13s
Apocalyptic: have we forked yet or what
mircea_popescu: tjhe fuck happened here.
pankkake: who broke bitcoin?
Apocalyptic: y u no handle diff change ?
FabianB_: likely just bad luck
mircea_popescu: for a straight hour ?
Apocalyptic: astonishing timing if that's the case
mircea_popescu: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 270143 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 0 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 609482679.888 | Estimated Percent Change: 19.28894
Apocalyptic: and just after the retarget block
mircea_popescu: 270142 appears as more recent than 270143
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 4 @ 0.11512638 = 0.4605 BTC [-] {4}
Apocalyptic: i have the same data mircea
mircea_popescu: this is fucked.
ThickAsThieves: sell all the coins!
mircea_popescu: 270143 may actually be a poison block
nubbins`: combo breaker block
pankkake: I don't know what are timestamps are used for, but it's not the first time I see the next block being timed before the previous
Apocalyptic: yeah happens sometimes pankkake
pankkake: it looks like miners never heard of NTP
Apocalyptic: when next block are found fast enough and somehow relayed before the preceeding one
mircea_popescu: pankkake it does happen occasionally, but it's also often an indication of more shit
pankkake: Apocalyptic: no that would only affect the time you get them, not the timestamp written in the block
Apocalyptic: hum, so miners have a little offset on their clock ?
Apocalyptic: some miners that is
pankkake: yeah. or they are malicious perhaps, as it must be used for something?
mircea_popescu: i can't seem to find a competing/orphan
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 43 @ 0.00550002 = 0.2365 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: anyone see a competing chain or anything ?
nubbins`: all i see are nsa shirts
nubbins`: guess they're "unisex" in practice, if not in fit
mircea_popescu: no real doublespends no nothing.
ThickAsThieves: first block is always the hardest
nubbins`: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 496.40001, Best ask: 500.94413, Bid-ask spread: 4.54412, Last trade: 501.0, 24 hour volume: 18564.54502960, 24 hour low: 453.5, 24 hour high: 507.0, 24 hour vwap: 483.50377
benkay: i gather the gem chasers have yet to catch on
nubbins`: well, there's 500
ThickAsThieves: i'll go yell Bitcoin Fork! in the bitcoin-anal
benkay: wait i want to watch
mircea_popescu: it's not even a fork
mircea_popescu: as there's no actual... you know, 2nd chain
mircea_popescu: it's just STAHP!!! doom time!
benkay: seethe, ants
nubbins`: maybe all the usb block erupters went on strike ;)
benkay: how similar is this to the thing that happens to altcoins where the difficulty gets railed and nobody can generate blocks again?
mircea_popescu: lol maybe all the asics were sikritly hardcoded to die on block 270143
pankkake: it's not a fork, it's a http://i.imgur.com/hHjfWE0.jpg
mircea_popescu: plug in your gpus brothars, we're going back to 1mn diff
ThickAsThieves: maybe it's related to the downturn in nethash, was like 500TH that went away and came back last week
mircea_popescu: pankkake is that a cock prison thing ?
pankkake: :D just googled "spoon with hole"
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves in fact if an attacker was trying to cause trouble by pushing diff up, he would normally turn all his power off right before a recalibration block
nubbins`: 270143 is prime
mircea_popescu: if this block takes like 6 hours and diff fails to recalibrate we might have a four month two weeks coming up
ThickAsThieves: primecoin attack!
mircea_popescu: maybe it's the revenge of the bfls, to make a blf-esque two weeks.
Apocalyptic: only 2k unconfirmed tx
ThickAsThieves: devs, save us!
gribble: Time since last block: 1 hour, 11 minutes, and 24 seconds
ThickAsThieves: i'm muted in bitcoin-dev
mircea_popescu: it innerves me when blocks take longer than i fuck.
pankkake: is there a database of longuest blocks? I haven't seen more than 1h
Apocalyptic: ThickAsThieves, don't worry Amir Taaki is coming
ThickAsThieves: cant warn them
mircea_popescu: pankkake there was a 2+ hour one once
ThickAsThieves: throw up the bat signal
pankkake: you mean the cat signal
ThickAsThieves: brat signal
pankkake: A BBLOCK IS HERE
pankkake: ;;prevdiffchange
gribble: 19.28894
pankkake: balls
mircea_popescu: ;;google block b
gribble: Block B - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Block_B>; 블락비(Block B) _ Very Good _ Official MV - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJGcO5Une-g>; 블락비(block b) _ 빛이 되어 줘 (Be the light) _ Official _ MV - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNtuOrw6mfc>
mircea_popescu: anyway, relevant to your interests :
ozbot: How To Get A Girl To Send Nudes Of Herself | Chateau Heartiste
pankkake: it's on blockchain.info but not on my node yet
mircea_popescu: and we're on 145
ozbot: 609482679.88835 | Next Diff in 2014 blocks | Estimated Change: -72.6651% in 24d 3h 30m 55s
Apocalyptic: got it on my node 2 blocks
mircea_popescu: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 270145 | Current Difficulty: 6.094826798883545E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 272159 | Next Difficulty In: 2014 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 5 hours, 21 minutes, and 37 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 2437946556.58 | Estimated Percent Change: 300.0026
nubbins`: "“Damn, Ella just sent me a pic of her boobs. So many girls doing this now. It’s crazy.”"
nubbins`: leel
nubbins`: damn, so many dudes sending me btc and asking if they can suck my dick
nubbins`: this is bananas
pankkake: hehe I did 1) but I actually didn't want the nude
nubbins`: i'm glad you guise aren't like that
mircea_popescu: had a good lol with the girls over that link.
mircea_popescu: i don't think anything is so consistently lulzy in teh harem as web pick up experts.
pankkake: 3) does not work
nubbins`: this whole article is brutal
nubbins`: not as brutal as the fact that this guy obv devotes hours of his life to each titty-flash
nubbins`: but still up there
mircea_popescu: nubbins` dun be raycest. the guy is cool, he has his own companee and he's a "we" and so on and so forth.
mircea_popescu: pankkake tits or gtfo did actually work, yes.
nubbins`: his "about" photo is an illustration, i suspect he is a wizard
mircea_popescu: 8. Watch it! – be careful what you wish for. This one had a meaty vagina (YIKES!) Beef curtains! Run!
mircea_popescu: ahahaah fucking retarded tweens
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 122 @ 0.00104011 = 0.1269 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: seems like the kind of guy you'd take advice from
nubbins`: this whole "who is this neckbeard" thing led me to google image search myself
nubbins`: at which point i learned that there's a "pop punk" band with a member who shares my name
nubbins`: (altho with an extra letter)
pankkake: google images "beef curtain" doesn't really get me relevant results
deadweasel: google turned off all nsfw until you are explicit
pankkake: yeah, but you can't ask it
pankkake: fucking sucks
mircea_popescu: women can get labia majora that extend about an inch or two. it's really not such a big deal, other than omg there's something sligjhtly vaguelly different
pankkake: ok beef curtain pussy works
pankkake: oh I see now
nubbins`: we were discussing labia reduction surgery last night
nubbins`: more common than you'd think
mircea_popescu: fucking stupid too
deadweasel: yup, all genital mutilation is.
nubbins`: shrug, some women don't like their meat flaps
nubbins`: what ya gonna do?
deadweasel: stay away from those women.
mircea_popescu: i fail to see what the big deal is. there's dudes without foreskin out there
mircea_popescu: that's way weirder.
nubbins`: and more flexible!
deadweasel: they didn't choose that at age 25, i want a girl who loves herself, curtains included.
deadweasel: otherwise she won't have a sexy attitude.
deadweasel: course i ain't met every girl
deadweasel: so generalization ofc
deadweasel: mpoe-pr meat curtain reduction?
mircea_popescu: there's fake overcompensating sexy attitude too
deadweasel: there is, but it's obvious to me, and worse
deadweasel: it always has that tinge of un-hinged to it.
mircea_popescu: and the tinge of unhinged is quite savory.
deadweasel: fuck, tmux breaks links in kitty?
deadweasel: hmm, i go ask #linux
benkay: "the tinge of unhinged is quite savory"
benkay: indeex.
benkay: indeed.
nubbins`: male roommate seems distinctly more impressed by nsa + vag photo than my wife
nubbins`: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 270146 | Current Difficulty: 6.094826798883545E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 272159 | Next Difficulty In: 2013 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 5 hours, 14 minutes, and 18 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1769476845.06 | Estimated Percent Change: 190.32439
ozbot: 609482679.88835 | Next Diff in 2013 blocks | Estimated Change: -63.9062% in 22d 21h 40m 20s
mircea_popescu: nubbins` isn't that shocking.
mircea_popescu: also... it's a pubis not a vagina.
deadweasel: pubis indeed!
deadweasel: LOL nubbins`> male roommate seems distinctly more impressed by nsa + vag photo than my wife
benkay: nubbins`, your wife has probably seen more cunt than your roommie
benkay: teenage experimentation?
nubbins`: hmm, anatomy fail
mircea_popescu: the average adult female today has seen something like .6 of a cunt in her "Experimentation" phase.
benkay: crying shame
nubbins`: benkay: he wonders if photos count?
nubbins`: now he's counting
mircea_popescu: they just don't naturally muff that much. without someone to stick their nuzzle into the warm folds of her bff, she's not going to.
benkay: this is one of those "if you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it" situtations
benkay: besides i'm no arbeiter of strangers on the internet's anything
deadweasel: girl i know just put a ring on another girl after about 1.5 yrs together.. but second girl is bi... so eventually she's gonna want some dick.
deadweasel: i don't get it.
mircea_popescu: is that your plan for the future deadweasel ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.26002 BTC [-]
nubbins`: chase unhappy bi girls
nubbins`: convince them to send noodz!
deadweasel: no plans here. proposer girl is 2nd degree black sash. she toasts me on the regular. don't need her wrath.
mircea_popescu: fuck her gf, let her beat you up, sue for assault.
nubbins`: technically battery
deadweasel: lesbians are broke, did you not know?
nubbins`: garnish wages
nubbins`: it's the only way to squeeze blood out of a turnip
mircea_popescu: that, plus if it's jail or cough up some dough... they can do a few shows on bicamhos
nubbins`: bigirlsgonebtc
nubbins`: i mean, uh, /r/^
deadweasel: naga...naga...naganunahappen.
deadweasel: mircea_popescu: i went to setup a bacteriophage export for needy US patients. You use this also in romania, yes?
mircea_popescu: um. you mean fly maggots ?
deadweasel: no. viruses that eat only one kind of bacteria.
mircea_popescu: i imagine they must.
deadweasel: i got lyme disease and antibiotics aren't doing anything... won't be able to walk if this keeps up.. sending my blood to old friend in Tblisi, she is a doctor there.
deadweasel: getting it 'phaged' (targeted) and then phage sent to me.
deadweasel: pita though. holy crap.
mircea_popescu: antibiotics don't usually do anything for lyme
mircea_popescu: yet they keep prescribing them
deadweasel: they VEND abs.
deadweasel: i can walk, but it's waiting just under the surface of my antibiotic ravaged blood.
deadweasel: fucking doctor shitheads greedy...fuckers.
ozbot: Teen Love Triangle Murder Case Goes to Florida Jury - Crimesider - CBS News
mircea_popescu: jew chicks murder each other over latino guy
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.26 = 0.52 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 1000 @ 0.0055 = 5.5 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.56285337 = 8.4428 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.25 = 0.5 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 81 @ 0.0055 = 0.4455 BTC [-] {2}
p_noch: hello
p_noch: http://bitbet.us/bet/604/litecoin-to-fall-below-0-006-bitcoin-each-before/ Can you please change fix the resolution date to Dec, 25th
ozbot: BitBet - Litecoin to fall below 0.006 Bitcoin each before Dec 25th
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 456 @ 0.00104011 = 0.4743 BTC [+]
ozbot: Apparently I’m not the only one pointing out the obvious pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.5627202 = 2.8136 BTC [-] {3}
nubbins`: NY lawyer has enough time left for 3 more ten-year careers, he doesn't change because he doesn't want to
nubbins`: or thinks he can't, more to the point
nubbins`: and that only brings him to 65!
mircea_popescu: bah da fuck he quit ?
mircea_popescu: nubbins` nope. he CAN'T.
mircea_popescu: do you think you can find one single lawyer who can go act on a gay porn set ?
mircea_popescu: no, he figures he's "better than this".
mircea_popescu: fix an engine, covered in grease and dressed in overalls ?
mircea_popescu: no, he figures he's "better than this" too.
mircea_popescu: he's locked himself in a prison, and thjere's no escape for him.
nubbins`: right, so it's not CAN'T, it's "CAN'T"
nubbins`: he very well can, the keys are in his pocket
mircea_popescu: think he's going to come with me to run guns to syria ?
nubbins`: they just *stay there*
mircea_popescu: "you could get killed doing that"
mircea_popescu: "plus, it's illegal"
mircea_popescu: well... i don't care why the cunt don't, but as long as it don't it can't.
nubbins`: nothing stopping him but the perception that he doesn't have enough time left
nubbins`: you start from scratch at age 30, you've got three decades of your new life before you hit 65
nubbins`: three decades!
nubbins`: so what if it takes him three years to learn to fix cars or 6 years spent working up to a leading role
mircea_popescu: listen, if you think you can undo four to five years of average law school...
mircea_popescu: maybe, if you're an experienced woman using all the powers of sexual slavery. you're still at a disadvantage
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 21337 @ 0.00014531 = 3.1005 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: and he's never doing it on his own. that's what the system makes, cogs. they're good at it.
nubbins`: people don't lose the ability to change, they just forget they have it
mircea_popescu: the difference being that what ?
nubbins`: in practice, nothing
mircea_popescu: all i'm sayin'.
nubbins`: but it's not law school that's stopping them, it's the fact that they won't open their eyes
nubbins`: and that's not restricted to the "educated"
nubbins`: nobody wants to change. it's the hardest thing
nubbins`: it's scary!
nubbins`: people will put up with shit they hate for years to avoid it
mircea_popescu: no, it's law school. it conditioned them a certain way.
mircea_popescu: you can take a young slave and train her to any one thing you want.
asciilifeform: perhaps not conditioned, but pre-selected.
mircea_popescu: once you have trained her to one thing, any fixes will be like of cooled glass. slow and careful.
mircea_popescu: you're not getting back to when she was 18 and everything was new.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform there's in fact very little selection going on.
Apocalyptic: true that
nubbins`: well no, past experience shapes everything
mircea_popescu: i can prep any marginal retard you pick to pass exams. heck, so can all the prep schools.
nubbins`: i mean, a NY lawyer is never gonna be a gymnast
asciilifeform: in the u.s., they don't just do exams, they do 'blue blood.'
mircea_popescu: nubbins` perhaps the best case here is thatg of the romanian tennis player.
mircea_popescu: she was one thick chick with natural juicy tits
mircea_popescu: she cut them off, they were getting in her way @tennis.
mircea_popescu: i thought that's fucking dumb
mircea_popescu: she looks like she might win an open now, two years later.
nubbins`: wild
mircea_popescu: whether she does or whether she doesn't... she's not going to be her old thick self ever again.
nubbins`: doesn't mean she can't pick up golf!
mircea_popescu: but your wanna-be lawyer kid with a ton of debt ? he's responsible now, right ?
mircea_popescu: that's not going away.
nubbins`: his debt certainly isn't
mircea_popescu: is he going to dive into bitcoin or is he carefully going to sit on the bylines, "neg"in Bitcoin as if it cares, all the way from .5 to 500 ?
nubbins`: well, he hasn't stopped being a lawyer
mircea_popescu: cause he's all responsible and all that.
mircea_popescu: you don't stop being whatever the fuck you ever become./
nubbins`: you stop acting like it
nubbins`: well, in general, you don't
nubbins`: but you ca
nubbins`: but i mean, that borders on the esoteric
mircea_popescu: you're basically being romantic for no good reason.
nubbins`: "he'll always be an alcoholic, even if he never takes another drink"
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: now you're getting to the heart of it ;)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform perhaps that's a cogent point, as to selection being mostly lineage.
nubbins`: you get too romantic, you start to believe it
nubbins`: AMIRITE?
asciilifeform: think about it. it's the reason the $1mil/yr lawyers don't just quit after a couple of years and move to costa rica, and the like.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform more ocmplicated than that. i quit, went to cr, got bored.
mircea_popescu: at the 1mn / year level other factors are in play.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: you had 'theorems to prove.' these fellows don't.
mircea_popescu: our schmuck however, he's a nobody, owns 100k worth of illiquid crap and makes that much a year in a good year
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.562 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.56033342 = 1.681 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 71 @ 0.00540318 = 0.3836 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: $depth S.NSA
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: S.NSA Bids: ['10000 @ 0.00011111', '10000 @ 0.00010111', '40000 @ 0.0001011', '20000 @ 0.0001', '10000 @ 0.0001']
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: Asks: ['9000 @ 0.00021212', '20000 @ 0.000214', '140000 @ 0.000215', '5000 @ 0.000233', '10000 @ 0.0002335']
mircea_popescu: 11111/21212 who are the geeks!
pankkake: ooh I now have some NSA!
pankkake: most of my orders are funny numbers
pankkake: http://i.imgur.com/yzZWRjG.png I would have 666 BBET if my order completes
mircea_popescu: lol you wrote yourself a web appliance ?
mircea_popescu: o wait, that's coinbr is it ?
pankkake: it's CoinBr, I'm a poorfag
mircea_popescu: hey, you're better than the poorfag running pympex via cygwin on a windoze box last year
pankkake: why, did he lose things?
mircea_popescu: not afaik.
mircea_popescu: and iirc he moved over eventually. but still.
pankkake: but I would never write a web appliance, I usually write the exact opposite, stuff to handle websites from the command line
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.0399909 = 0.4399 BTC [+] {3}
ozbot: Some of the Fraudulent Obamacare Sites Work Better Than the Real Thing | Motherboard
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.585 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: lol obama getting murdered in teh marketplace.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.585 = 1.17 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 48 @ 0.00545 = 0.2616 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 4 @ 0.12 = 0.48 BTC [+]
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=336734.0 I already had the guy ignored, marvelous
ozbot: [ANN] BTCINVE.COM btc investment exchange
mircea_popescu: are we in this position where there's more play exchanges than dollars to the bitcoin ?
pankkake: I still think there is a market for a zero fee zero approval exchange; no contracts and issuers can create shares at will
pankkake: obviously the exchange will also trade itself on those principles
mircea_popescu: there's also a market for having sex with sick underage prostitutes.
pankkake: not enough money to be made I'm afraid
asciilifeform: betcha there's a market for coprophagic restaurants, too. do what you will...
mircea_popescu: pankkake exactly.
pankkake: there's a guy who was selling artificial shit
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform confirmed, there's at least one place in dear deustchland.
pankkake: well there's every mcdonald's ever too
asciilifeform: pankkake: that's more of a 'eat recycled food! it's good for the environment and ok for you!'
pankkake: hmmm. I must now convince environmentalists to eat cow shit. this is my new life mission
mircea_popescu: pankkake there is probably a market for a zero fees exchange where people can eat each other's cow shit.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.22000002 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 34 @ 0.21006914 = 7.1424 BTC [-] {12}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 5 @ 0.1999999 = 1 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.1999999 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.11999999 = 0.24 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.1940002 = 0.388 BTC [-]
skdak: Interesting
skdak: New BTCT.co ish security exchange
ozbot: [ANN] BTCINVE.COM btc investment exchange
skdak: Hope it will be good
pankkake: did litecoin hit a new all time low?
mircea_popescu: is this the kid with the litecoin shilling earlier ?
pankkake: skdak: actually I do have ~40 LTC, so rejoice!
mircea_popescu: i guess i should have bought ltc when teh guy said. now i've been totally left out of the cool kids club.
pankkake: it's lost 10% since then (a few days ago). though it was a shitcoin-for-turdcoin trade
pankkake: pumpers are doing a bad job
Apocalyptic: now you made him leave
asciilifeform: mebbe just dumpers doing a splendid job.
Apocalyptic: so much lulz lost...
pankkake: I don't know, I don't think many people bought that cheap
Apocalyptic: mircea, fyi he's running litecoinlocal.org , kid getting serious about ltc
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic o i c.
mircea_popescu: wait, so he btcinve thing is actually his thing ?
mircea_popescu: i vaguelly recal a litecoinlocal reference in there somwehre
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 3 @ 0.11999999 = 0.36 BTC [-] {2}
pankkake: no it's another guy, but litecoinlocal seems to be skinnkavaj's
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 1 @ 0.1151055 BTC [-]
Apocalyptic: pankkake, it's confirmed
pankkake: well good work
Apocalyptic: dude offered me to help him with coding in exchange of some % of ownership
mircea_popescu: well so why all the retarded litecoin shilling and general butthurt.
mircea_popescu: why can't he advertise like a sane dude and generally behave like a normal person
mircea_popescu: not like a litecoin in person market isn't useful.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 240 @ 0.00104011 = 0.2496 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 110 @ 0.00541545 = 0.5957 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.1999999 BTC [+]
gribble: Time since last block: 5 minutes and 9 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2511 @ 0.00012484 = 0.3135 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.1999999 = 0.6 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 224 @ 0.00221493 = 0.4961 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 394 @ 0.00221493 = 0.8727 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.1999999 = 0.6 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: ;;estimate
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 694567452.223 based on data since last change | 693056756.949 based on data for last three days
thestringpuller: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 270169 | Current Difficulty: 6.094826798883545E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 272159 | Next Difficulty In: 1990 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 11 hours, 22 minutes, and 6 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 694567452.223 | Estimated Percent Change: 13.96016
thestringpuller: ;;calc .1 * 700000000
gribble: 70000000
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00221494 = 0.1107 BTC [+]
pankkake: you really needed to ;;calc that!
kakobrekla: you can never be too sure it doesnt come out as 699999999
mircea_popescu: ;;calc pain + cake
gribble: Error: 'pain' is not a defined function.
mircea_popescu: it should be.
pankkake: that's a weird combination
kakobrekla: any non sucking germans on this chan? last call.
mircea_popescu: FabianB ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4057 @ 0.0001343 = 0.5449 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 13 @ 0.2 = 2.6 BTC [+]
pankkake: "We are registred as a game creators and digital entertainers."
nubbins`: registred
nubbins`: i am a registred game creator
pankkake: they don't fail to entertain
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 30000 @ 0.00014 = 4.2 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4750 @ 0.00014 = 0.665 BTC [+]
Kleeck: Good God, Reddit. Lay off the "Dear BTC Millionaires" posts... FFS.
Kleeck: If I'm a Bitcoin millionaire, guess who I'm NOT taking advice from?
pankkake: why would anyone take advice from college students who never had a job?
Kleeck: Who takes advice from strangers, in general?
nubbins`: idiots
Kleeck: When a stranger tries to give me advice I just nod my head until the noise stops and walk away.
nubbins`: same answer to both questions
mod6: yeah, that post was idiotic
Kleeck: Now, if the person has proven credentials, that's different.
Kleeck: They are all over now.
Kleeck: It was like this in April too.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1252 @ 0.00221494 = 2.7731 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 173 @ 0.00221496 = 0.3832 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3250 @ 0.00221497 = 7.1987 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16700 @ 0.00084 = 14.028 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 69 @ 0.00221498 = 0.1528 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.56 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.558 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 47 @ 0.005402 = 0.2539 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17850 @ 0.00084 = 14.994 BTC [+]
kleinessteak: anyone else have problems with 2fa at havelock?
kleinessteak: false alarm :D
thestringpuller: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 516.03, Best ask: 518.9, Bid-ask spread: 2.87000, Last trade: 516.00002, 24 hour volume: 21879.11564701, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 519.0, 24 hour vwap: 491.12005
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.5555 = 5.555 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.03510636 = 0.2809 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.55010101 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 500.0, Best ask: 507.705, Bid-ask spread: 7.70500, Last trade: 507.705, 24 hour volume: 22887.80231227, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 520.0, 24 hour vwap: 492.09397
thestringpuller: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 501.0, Best ask: 505.0, Bid-ask spread: 4.00000, Last trade: 501.0, 24 hour volume: 22893.88629015, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 520.0, 24 hour vwap: 492.09677
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 225 @ 0.00221989 = 0.4995 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 3 @ 0.11999997 = 0.36 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5555 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.005402 = 0.108 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00221989 = 0.222 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.11999999 = 0.24 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 511.2, Best ask: 514.26, Bid-ask spread: 3.06000, Last trade: 514.26, 24 hour volume: 23335.24096572, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 520.0, 24 hour vwap: 493.58488
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.57 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 170 @ 0.00105547 = 0.1794 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 7 @ 0.03709999 = 0.2597 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 51 @ 0.0053035 = 0.2705 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 54 @ 0.0372 = 2.0088 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17550 @ 0.00083847 = 14.7151 BTC [-] {2}
Kleeck: .d
ozbot: 609482679.88835 | Next Diff in 1963 blocks | Estimated Change: 1.8708% in 13d 8h 58m 5s
mod6: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 15 minutes and 50 seconds
truffles: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 525.99999, Best ask: 527.99999, Bid-ask spread: 2.00000, Last trade: 525.99999, 24 hour volume: 24026.79560328, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 528.66996, 24 hour vwap: 495.51297
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 105 @ 0.00529418 = 0.5559 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 42 @ 0.03510257 = 1.4743 BTC [-] {3}
pankkake: I wonder why some people buy XBONDs one unit at a time
jurov: divs reinvestment?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.11999999 = 0.24 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 1 @ 0.11999999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.11999999 = 0.24 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 500 @ 0.001056 = 0.528 BTC [+]
ozbot: BTC1k Party
pankkake: meh, who cares about USD value!
jurov: that looks like frankfurt... gonna troll the ECB?
pankkake: I'll attend btc1oz
jurov: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 533.16996, Best ask: 534.13, Bid-ask spread: 0.96004, Last trade: 534.34999, 24 hour volume: 24666.85835108, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 534.34999, 24 hour vwap: 496.53434
Uglux: looks like a honeypot
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00013429 = 0.1343 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2720 @ 0.0001343 = 0.3653 BTC [+]
pankkake: so you can buy CBTC shares on the IPO for 0.00014, but trading's open
pankkake: that IPO thing on Havelock is weird
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 488 @ 0.00221989 = 1.0833 BTC [+]
Vexual: dollar dumping diarrhea!
Vexual: deffo need an asciicode, and ney keyboards
Vexual: Move the tilde and put the B there
pankkake: just replace the $
pankkake: well I guess the $ is still useful in programming
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 745 @ 0.0001343 = 0.1001 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00221989 = 0.222 BTC [+]
ozbot: fiatleak - watch the world's currencies flow into BTC in realtime
pankkake: are you leaking Vexual?
Vexual: :) to im empty
ozbot: Nightcrawlers - Push The Feeling On - YouTube
pankkake: haha, that's so old
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 990 @ 0.00024901 = 0.2465 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5742 @ 0.00083999 = 4.8232 BTC [+] {2}
truffles: yay music
truffles: ugh hurts ma head
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1308 @ 0.00084091 = 1.0999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.556 = 1.112 BTC [-]
ozbot: Finally a new BTCT.co exchange : BitcoinStocks
ozbot: Amiga Protracker 2.3 - Kefrens - Desert Dream - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.556 = 1.112 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.20000001 BTC [+]
jurov: hahahaha mpoe-pr photobomb
pankkake: I had a huge collection of modules
pankkake: lost them :(
pankkake: Vexual: fuck, I even rember that song!
nubbins`: hi, friends
truffles: hi not frien
nubbins`: hi truffles
Vexual: the demo scene died with the psx
truffles: nowords in this song?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.55072369 = 9.3623 BTC [-] {7}
pankkake: you ignoramus
truffles: vexual sure is
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.20000001 = 0.4 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 75 @ 0.00528 = 0.396 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54 BTC [-]
truffles: jizzz hha
nubbins`: my first PM on the forums was from a guy called JizzBeard
pankkake: there's a guy named analbeard related to ciphermine, and their new exchange
Vexual: at the drycleaners?
truffles: im trying to use normal words
truffles: it just fits situations
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.53104444 = 4.7794 BTC [-] {3}
pankkake: premium mtgox bitstamp
pankkake: ;;premium mtgox bitstamp
gribble: Premium of MtGox over Bitstamp is currently 9.64246563791 %.
nubbins`: i was in a bathroom once that had 15 urinals
nubbins`: decided to piss in each of them
nubbins`: after about 5 stops and starts, i decided i couldn't keep going like this
Vexual: ever seen those one-way glass urinals?
nubbins`: so i just pissed while walking sideways
truffles: stop n starts sick
nubbins`: it hurts!
nubbins`: i just relayed this story to my wife, and she called me her hero and gave me a hug ;(
truffles: so u r the reason bathrooms smell
nubbins`: one of the reasons, yes
truffles: hero wtf
pankkake: I understand why you married her now
nubbins`: pankkake: one in a million
truffles: haha
nubbins`: she seemed pleased at my accomplishment
truffles: she doesnt have to go in there so..
nubbins`: well it's not like the piss is still there
truffles: u went to check?
nubbins`: it was eight years ago, i'm sure the university cleans the shitters at least once a day
truffles: oh u made it seem like a regular thing u do
truffles: thats ur superpowers, pissing
truffles: super pisser
pankkake: I have a hard time pissing in urinals
pankkake: so you get my admiration too
nubbins`: the trick is to start relaxing your piss muscles as you approach the urinal
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.53200001 = 1.064 BTC [+]
nubbins`: anyway, btc broke 500 on virtex today, i'm going to celebrate
truffles: sounds like villian to me
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 79 @ 0.0054001 = 0.4266 BTC [+]
Vexual: theres a pub in sydney where the urinal is a one way mirror, the other side of which is in the ladies powder room
nubbins`: oh! and we silkscreened some posters onto red kraft paper, it rained a few times, and they're still standing! so, right on
nubbins`: vexual, LEL
truffles: pervert
nubbins`: one of the pubs here has padded headrests above the urinals
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
nubbins`: ink didn't bleed at all!
nubbins`: paper didn't dissolve!
truffles: clutter
kakobrekla: nubbins` im sellebrating too.
nubbins`: ooh, nice portmanteau
nubbins`: i've got a krugerrand on its way and a fat joint in my mouth
kakobrekla: you and your coins.
nubbins`: it's genetic
kakobrekla: the physical ones i mena to be specific
Vexual: not an alibaba special is it?
nubbins`: nah, from Amagi
nubbins`: i went full baron on my casascius coins and jacked up the prices
nubbins`: will be interesting to see how long before HNWIs start coveting them
nubbins`: high net worth individuals ;)
kakobrekla: a, those idiots!
nubbins`: well, with a certain level of disposable income comes the urge to spend it
truffles: what r u gonna buy
kakobrekla: a billion dollar cas coin
kakobrekla: 100% brass, guaranteed
nubbins`: i mean, really, for the prices i'm asking, anyone who got into btc in an even modest way before this past spring can afford one
truffles: billion dollar
nubbins`: especially so if you're a coin nut
truffles: so ambitious
nubbins`: also, what's a dollar?
kakobrekla: you can skip the coin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.2 BTC [-]
nubbins`: my hope is that the rich guy with cash burning a hole in his pocket can't skip it ;)
nubbins`: so which of you guys forgot to give your model pants to go with the t-shirt?
jurov: 100% brass, guaranteed hahahaha
pankkake: you mean .99999 fine brass
nubbins`: five nines :0
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.20000001 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.20000001 = 0.4 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: nubbins` the obama capitalist
pankkake: what's that?
benkay: i hear hope sells well these days
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.20000001 = 0.4 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: everybody's hung up on obama
ozbot: Different Years Red Copper Krugerrand Gold Coin,Commemorative Coin - Buy Gold Coin,Coin,Commemorativ
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1200 @ 0.00084091 = 1.0091 BTC [+]
ozbot: Busta Rhymes - Thank You Ft. Q Tip, Lil Wayne & Kanye West (Lyrics) - YouTube
truffles: lil wayne = no
pankkake: kayne west = no
Vexual: busta = yes
truffles: yea but..
truffles: too many extras
ozbot: Supreme NTM - Police - YouTube
Vexual: francais flows fine
truffles: cant go bad with french!
truffles: nm one can
Vexual: lol
Vexual: nice appertif
ozbot: L'Hotel de Californie - The Cat Empire - YouTube
truffles: not too bad..
Vexual: like the accent pankkake?
truffles: all i hear is that instrument
Vexual: lol
pankkake: it just hurts
truffles: harmonica?
Vexual: blow synth
truffles: no idea
pankkake: I hate any wind instrument. and well, the accent
truffles: hate
truffles: so strong
Vexual: aussies always try hard
pankkake: I'm a hater. haters gonna hate
pankkake: I also hate hats
Vexual: its your parisian perogative
truffles: u dont wear hats in winter?
Vexual: she wore a rasberry beret
pankkake: I wear a bonnet (hard to find what's the right word)
Vexual: anyway like the dude said, fuck the eagles man
pankkake: not a hat, not a fedora or something
Vexual: a beanie?
truffles: its on teh head its a hat dude
pankkake: ah yes
truffles: bonnet is what women wore in the ancient times
truffles: link photo next time lol
pankkake: we translate "chapeau" by hat but I see now that it's not entirely correct
pankkake: oh god
truffles: copy cats sigh
truffles: why do the same thing in a foreign language..
truffles: 1998 is old school..
truffles: whats with the rap links, im sure u both have better tastes in alternative etc
pankkake: Vexual sent me in a nostalgia trip
truffles: i like this 1 lol
truffles: i feel like this song has words
pankkake: hehe
truffles: i forget
Vexual: jazzy
truffles: no way u got what he said
truffles: too fast
Vexual: benny b, whoowee
pankkake: mais vous êtes fous ? oh oui ! / are you crazy? oh yes!
ozbot: Berri Sunshine After The Rain HDTV - YouTube
pankkake: wow I remember that one
pankkake: this is *so* bad
truffles: autotune wasnt around for her?
pankkake: singing is ok, music is out of place, clip is wtf and not in sync
truffles: at least she has a pretty face
Vexual: sasafrass oil was plentiful back then
truffles: singing below par
ozbot: master boy - feel the heat of the night (HQ) - YouTube
ozbot: Sonique - It Feels So Good (1999) HD - YouTube
truffles: "Back when women didnt have to have buts the size of basket balls and boobs the size of water melons and didnt need to twerk in hotpants and bikini tops to have a video playin at mtv"
truffles: funny
Vexual: this makes me want to plug in some old ides and look for mp3s
ozbot: Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone - YouTube
truffles: terrible title
Vexual: hacker trance?
truffles: dat dance
truffles: she's not dancing alone though
Vexual: this is from when youtube was new and so were 56k modems
truffles: id prob watch that vid lots back in the day heh
pankkake: never saw the vid before, but listened to the album many times
ozbot: BASSHUNTER "Boten Anna" - (The original 2006 Swedish video for "Now Your Gone") - YouTube
Vexual: yeah, videos wernt so prevalent
truffles: thats good for me
truffles: basshunter!
Vexual: lol vid
Vexual: ban, mad vw
truffles: expensive video
Vexual: fibreglass vw is an excellent nuclear resistant car
benkay: i was walking to get another bottle of bubbly tonight, overheard a snippet of tune, and was struck by the phrase "Vexual healing"
benkay: the other night i dreamt about the cast of btc-a
benkay: y'all gotta get out of my head.
pankkake: hehe
pankkake: I sometimes dream of IRC, but this chan didn't appear yet
benkay: i wasn't precisely dreaming about irc
truffles: i rarely dream and when i do freaks me out ldo
benkay: but a weird situation with -ass characters all around me
pankkake: I see. I hope MP was on his horse
benkay: no horses
benkay: but it was at his palace, unsurprisingly
truffles: uve been to palaces in ur head how nice
ozbot: Aphrodite - Drowning (Vocal Mix) - YouTube
truffles: vexual ure a hit n miss, that was a hit :)
pankkake: but but that's not 20 years old!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.0021 = 0.105 BTC [-]
Vexual: 15, 20, same diff
ozbot: Corona - Rhythm of the Night - YouTube
Vexual: i thought you might be taking us into a savage trance hole pankakke
pankkake: I had a trancemaster compilation
pankkake: I think I lost it :/
truffles: didnt even know this was trance..
Vexual: house/trance
pankkake: well Corono is eurodance
pankkake: Corona
Vexual: oh
ozbot: Trancemaster Vol.9 - YouTube
Vexual: can you travel from here to the place where amphetamine burning coders once lived?
Vexual: that was quick
Vexual: i can almost hear the keyboard clicking
thestringpuller: don't you comment on trilema vexual?
pankkake: just realized it's a guy licking a frog
truffles: dont c a face
kakobrekla: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 541.00001, Best ask: 541.99, Bid-ask spread: 0.98999, Last trade: 542.0, 24 hour volume: 28900.75215892, 24 hour low: 460.01118, 24 hour high: 542.0, 24 hour vwap: 502.87545
kakobrekla: this thing, doesnt wanna stop.
Vexual: i cant affgord trilemma
ozbot: Astral Projection - Dancing Galaxy - YouTube
pankkake: Vexual: you can. MP is cheap
truffles: me either Vexual
Vexual: its important to revisit this time now that dollars are becoming unfashionable
Bugpowder: Turkish Bazaar...
pankkake: bitcoin is the spice
Bugpowder: fucking explosive move here
pankkake: to arrakis!
Bugpowder: under 2.5k left on china
Bugpowder: under 10k on gox
pankkake: the coin must flow
thestringpuller: ;;market buy 15000
gribble: This order would exceed the size of the order book. You would buy 9691.1908 bitcoins, for a total of 777827433676.8146 USD and take the price to 77662796314521.0000. | Data vintage: 0.0015 seconds
assbot: 123!
kakobrekla: lol assbot
Bugpowder: BTC-e just hit 500
pankkake: assbot is a bit too easy to trigger
deadweasel: amazing bot!
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
pankkake: why is trampstamp lagging?
truffles: amazing!
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
pankkake: assmazing
pankkake: asssmashing
ozbot: Snap ~ Rhythm Is A Dancer - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.2 BTC [-]
benkay`: what was that from assbot?
pankkake: thestringpuller: how is this computed? for GPU mining?
Vexual: yep
truffles: its bleeddiing
Vexual: will am support stratum without proxy with gen 2?
pankkake: I remember that Snap too hehe
thestringpuller: pankkake: I think it is generalized but I think it takes into account asics
thestringpuller: I just find it interesting that miners are trying to increase their margins due to the crazy spike in difficulty
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 11 @ 0.20000001 = 2.2 BTC [+]
Vexual: you almost think the dollar price is chasing the difficulty now
pankkake: you mean by selling higher? that's not entirely up to them
Vexual: its not even a problem, pay to play always works
truffles: "My Teen Is Pregnant and So Am I" sounds interesting no?
ozbot: La Bouche - Sweet Dreams - YouTube
truffles: not manson?
Vexual: do y'all know why bitcoin didnt exist in '97
truffles: no why
pankkake: not the Sweet Dreams related to Eurythmics
Vexual: satoshi was still learning to read
thestringpuller: if miners are broke
thestringpuller: they can't mine
Vexual: nice track pankakke
thestringpuller: isn't that what is happening to ASICMINER?
Vexual: am has some save buying power now
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1199 @ 0.001056 = 1.2661 BTC [+]
benkay`: (doubt anyone in -assets has the actual focus power to listen to that whole track)
Vexual: they bought dev time with the first iteration
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.0021 = 0.105 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 244 @ 0.00528001 = 1.2883 BTC [-]
ozbot: Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams Lyrics/letra - YouTube
Vexual: pk has the bot
Vexual: and a clockspeed faster than mine, i cant keep up
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14200 @ 0.00084091 = 11.9409 BTC [+]
pankkake: that balkan stuff is weird but nice
kakobrekla: its not so bad icynot.
Vexual: eurythmics balkan?
pankkake: no the soundcloud link
kakobrekla: im used to high levels of balkan
Vexual: lol
pankkake: hehe
icynot: ya well globalrukus actually might know how to drop a beat or two
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 36 @ 0.00528001 = 0.1901 BTC [-]
Vexual: i wonder how fat nubs rolls dem bc spliffs?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.22 = 0.44 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.37699999 BTC [-]
Diablo-D3: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 545.3, Best ask: 546.61987, Bid-ask spread: 1.31987, Last trade: 547.0, 24 hour volume: 29574.23364511, 24 hour low: 461.1, 24 hour high: 545.16996, 24 hour vwap: 503.89579
icynot: 545?!?!?!
Bugpowder: no coins left
Bugpowder: China is at 565.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.0001342 = 0.1342 BTC [-]
pankkake: I knew it, 21 million isn't enough for everyone!
Bugpowder: This is it
pankkake: where is bernanke when we need him
Diablo-D3: OVER NINE THOUUSSAAAAAND
Diablo-D3: wait, too early
Diablo-D3: Ill try again next week
pankkake: hehe. I am so waiting for 9000
ozbot: Bloc Party - Two More Years - YouTube
Bugpowder: ;;bids 0
gribble: There are currently 16929297 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.0 USD, worth 27317093.6629 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0122 seconds
Bugpowder: that is not right
Bugpowder: oh wait
Bugpowder: ;;asks 100000
gribble: There are currently 9228.3054 bitcoins offered at or under 100000.0 USD, worth 21036261.9947 USD in total. | Data vintage: 25.2633 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1000 @ 0.001056 = 1.056 BTC [+]
pankkake: $vwap
Bugpowder: if we hit 8000, prepare for a crash
Vexual: lol we already have all the computers
pankkake: thank you XBOND buyer whoever you are
pankkake: it's 3:00 here but I don't want to go to sleep now
Bugpowder: you need to be awake for 3pm EST hearing webstream.
Vexual: u work pankakke?
Vexual: selfemployed
nubbins`: fat enough, know what i mean?
pankkake: self-unembployed
kakobrekla: 8000 bug? you mean 9000 or 800?
nubbins`: they keep going out anyway, i'm inattentive
Vexual: either way its a beautiful thing
Bugpowder: 8000 coins left on the exchange was the ultimate blowoff on Bubble 2
Vexual: lol
kakobrekla: right
Bugpowder: I'm expecting a top around 720-780… Maybe tomorrow.
Bugpowder: Super risky tomorrow, probably will not go to work.
KableKiB_: hey i dont really have experience with betting (even non btc), can someone tell me if I bet on something with no bets on bitbet what I can expect as a return if I win the bet? does it depend on all bets after or just the first bet against me?
KableKiB_: example: bitbet.us/bet/606/litecoin-to-fall-below-0-006-bitcoin-each-before/
Bugpowder: all bets
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 14385 @ 0.0001342 = 1.9305 BTC [-]
pankkake: hmm there are probably bitbet house bets coming
pankkake: anyway it depends on all bets, past and future
pankkake: but earlier bets have a higher weight
kakobrekla: yes they are comming, give it a block worth of time.
pankkake: so you have an advantage if you bet early
pankkake: the calculator should appear with the first bets
pankkake: oooh someone made a ppcoin bet!
pankkake: boring though
KableKiB_: never heard of that coin
pankkake: it's a coin you can mine by peing
pankkake: that's why it's name pp
ozbot: La Roux - Bulletproof - YouTube
Vexual: :)
KableKiB_: so the 'weight' is just a percentage of the payout you'd get compared to the first bet (100%)?
Vexual: clever hey, time sensitive, bitcoin essence
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 50 @ 0.03509855 = 1.7549 BTC [-] {5}
KableKiB_: thanks pankkake
ozbot: Tokyo Ghetto Pussy - Everybody Get On The Floor [Pump It] - YouTube
Vexual: sup wallstreet
pankkake: and walk the dinosaur
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.03508771 = 0.3509 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.005399 = 0.5399 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 150 @ 0.0022198 = 0.333 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 300 @ 0.0022198 = 0.6659 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.14499994 = 0.29 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 3 @ 0.14499994 = 0.435 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.0022198 = 0.111 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.13 BTC [-]
ozbot: Malice in Wonderland - Between Worlds - YouTube
Vexual: yes me lion
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.239996 BTC [+]
Vexual: xtra savage
pankkake: I have an album were songs are generated from financial data
pankkake: where*. I wonder what bitcoin would sound like
Vexual: case in point
pankkake: litecoin below 0.008!
Vexual: what about all those hack thefts?
Vexual: dot that dueal chain mixer going yet?
Vexual: ltc cant do 10000
pankkake: don't know what you are talking about
Vexual: maybe i dreamed it
ozbot: BOB MARLEY - Babylon System Dub. - YouTube
pankkake: so relaxed
Vexual: :)
Vexual: that cat has a song for anything
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 5 @ 0.2200001 = 1.1 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: ;;market buy 15000
gribble: This order would exceed the size of the order book. You would buy 9442.2072 bitcoins, for a total of 777827608556.6981 USD and take the price to 77662796314521.0000. | Data vintage: 222.3991 seconds
assbot: 123!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.005399 = 0.4751 BTC [+]
ozbot: Damian Marley - Old War Chant - YouTube
Vexual: 600AUD
ozbot: Round Wave Crusher - FIRE (Mystical Powers!) - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 60 @ 0.0022198 = 0.1332 BTC [+]
Vexual: up an dout
icynot: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD last: 575.0, vol: 30846.18257559 | Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 491.96, vol: 28439.40704031 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 528.0, vol: 25269.57836 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 532.8299, vol: 9624.75894498 | Volume-weighted last average: 533.004261417
Vexual: and i sold some at 444, what a fucking pillock
kakobrekla: if it makes you feel any better i am selling since 5
icynot: dat temptation to time bubbles.
Vexual: first sale, schooled, i wouldnt have it any other way
Vexual: thanks kako
Vexual: i feel it
icynot: just get in.
icynot: stop selling btc.
icynot: greedy fuckers.
ozbot: Jimmy Cliff .... Who Feels It , Knows It - YouTube
kakobrekla: i just do it for the bread
Vexual: yeah, iwanted to get my girl something nice, so its ok
kakobrekla: can buy some expencive and fine bread now :)
icynot: v. definitely i move all fiat proceeds into btc, and then back out to pay fiat bills.
icynot: but still, only sell as many btc as necessary to acquire bread and electricity.
kakobrekla: i dont have any fiat proceeds that would be worth a mention
icynot: you take all proceeds in btc?
kakobrekla: been living off btc for 2 years +
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25350 @ 0.00083626 = 21.1992 BTC [-] {4}
kakobrekla: pretty much so icynot
icynot: no new influxes tho?
kakobrekla: i earn more than i spend
icynot: which is what i'm curious about - earn more in fiat appreciation of btc or btc influx or fiat influx??
kakobrekla: btc influx
benkay: k well then you should be fine
kakobrekla: im not complaining
benkay: gotcha
pankkake: looks like $600 isn't happening today
kakobrekla: theres a whole lot of today left today
ozbot: FRANK ZAPPA -- FIVE-FIVE-FIVE - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 39 @ 0.00528002 = 0.2059 BTC [-]
benkay: 50 -> 250 was a 5x last hype cycle
benkay: 150 -> 750 this cycle?
copumpkin: I'm sure satoshi himself has that plan in his head and will crash it when it hits 750
pankkake: in reality satoshi didn't back up his wallet and has killed himself
benkay: but neither buy-side nor sell-side volumes are anywhere near the last cycles numbers
copumpkin: keep in mind that last bubble they turned off fees for a while
copumpkin: which made it fairly pleasant for people to trade their balls off
pankkake: well, now the chinese did that
copumpkin: yeah, and there's way more volume over there
copumpkin: around gox, nobody wants to do much :(
benkay: who turned off fees?
benkay: network? exchanges?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.37699999 BTC [-]
KableKiB_: i didnt buy bitcoins when they were like $15 each out of laziness
KableKiB_: was gonna buy $50 worth
KableKiB_: then i didnt even think about them until I saw they were 400
KableKiB_: last week
Vexual: i scoffed jan2010
Vexual: then i went hard jan2012
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 10 @ 0.22 = 2.2 BTC [-]
copumpkin: I'm sure you'd all have sold them on the way up :)
copumpkin: it's easy to look back and say "I didn't buy at $0.001"
Vexual: im such a typical internet user i would feel shame if i could
pankkake: actually I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have sold
pankkake: I just didn't ever buy
KableKiB_: I know I would have sold some, but probably not even more than 20%
copumpkin: if you say so :)
Vexual: 20%?
copumpkin: there was also the terror
copumpkin: like I saw $2 during the first big crash
KableKiB_: 20% of what ever i bough
copumpkin: I could've bought loads, but who the hell knew it wasn't going to keep crashing
benkay: just stop trading.
benkay: realize that bitcoin is the future.
benkay: buy with whatever liquid you have at the time.
benkay: hold.
benkay: HOLD, CHILDREN.
Vexual: must spend some
Vexual: not 20%
benkay: yeah, but in the way one spends a deflating currency.
benkay: reluctantly.
Vexual: unless u want that exact cattle station
benkay: wat?
Vexual: im saving up for some square kilometres of prime agricultural land
ozbot: Nightcrawlers - Push The Feeling On - YouTube
benkay: oh well have at.
KableKiB_: well i want to help btc as a currency, so I try to use it to buy my daily things (by buying gift cards mostly), but those are things I would buy with fiat anyway
pankkake: well I do. unless I have a btc income I'll probably never sell for fiat
Vexual: yeah i like spending, i know the score
pankkake: who wants that dirty stuff
benkay: it's not a currency, it's a store of value.
Vexual: it is currency, by definition
pankkake: it's everything
pankkake: store of value medium of exchange bank whatever
kakobrekla: its nothing
pankkake: it's a ponzi!
Vexual: lo,l
benkay: c'est le numero
benkay: c'est les numeros
Vexual: i certainly havent provided any ifrastructure
ozbot: No Love - Roots Manuva - YouTube
kakobrekla: this one will be funny in any case
ozbot: BitBet - Bitcoin price to rise above 750 USD
Vexual: why bet?
pankkake: shit, I bet No
Vexual: whats the time frame?
pankkake: I'm going to end up negative on bitbet if that conitnues
benkay: 4 total yes bets exceeding btc of nos by several x
kakobrekla: lol pankkake
KableKiB_: april 2014
kakobrekla: you can always cancel the bet!
pankkake: hahaha
pankkake: that would be such a stupid feature
KableKiB_: lol
benkay: no but you can
pankkake: I would love to see one try a betting site with that
Vexual: i told graet where wed be at xmas, never listened
pankkake: just bet more on the other side?
benkay: what what what pankkake
benkay: exactly.
kakobrekla: pankkake yet im not even joking
pankkake: you must be a bitbet shareholder
ozbot: How to cancel your BitBet bet. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
Vexual: and ukyo got hocked up the wazoo to buy miners that will never pay
pankkake: MP wrote about everything
Vexual: too clever that cat
pankkake: I don't really care about losing the money on bitbet
pankkake: It's more of an e-penis thing
Vexual: lol,
pankkake: I made my betting address publicly known
Vexual: mano et mano
benkay: no it's a make some goddamn money thing
kakobrekla: should we do like bitbet.us/penislenght/1address
pankkake: hehe
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 70 @ 0.00528005 = 0.3696 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: Host 'inara.p.engu.in', running Linux 3.7.5-hardened-r1 - Cpu0: Quad 2200 MHz Cpu1: Quad 2200 MHz Cpu2: Quad 2200 MHz Cpu3: Quad 2200 MHz; Up: 246d+11:05; Users: 5; Load: 5.10; Free: [Mem: 671/7733 Mio] [Swap: 7813/8190 Mio] [/: 6690/15238 Mio] [/boot: 20/87 Mio] [/fast: 17452/60473 Mio] [/home: 190616/654697 Mio]; Vpenis: 375.4 cm;
pankkake: I have this script only for the Vpenis feature
Vexual: oculus cok
kakobrekla: "your epenis has a negative bitcoin balance. u broke btc."
kakobrekla: .bait
kakobrekla: do that again now pankkake
pankkake: do what
pankkake: I give this bait the pankkake seal of approval
dexX7: .bait
kakobrekla: nevermind, was trying to see if gay or not
kakobrekla: if you vpenis would enlarge or not ..
pankkake: haha
ozbot: Tricky - Puppy Toy (2009) - YouTube
ozbot: BitBet - No Such lAbs: Higher Market Cap than S.MG and S.BBET in 2013
Vexual: if you ever get the chance to see tricky, its the best show
Vexual: market cap is always benmt with BTC
benkay: come jan 1, i'd like to see "s.nsa pays out no divs in 2014"
Vexual: mp does a runner
Vexual: lol
ozbot: BitBet - Bitcoin price to rise above $1000
benkay: market odds are for the price to crack 750 but not 1000
Vexual: i wouldnt touch that with benkays cok
ozbot: Bassnectar- The 808 Track (feat. Mighty High Coup) [OFFICIAL] - YouTube
benkay: side note kakobrekla when going backwards from a bet page, the js dom whatever means i'm not actually taken back to the bets i was looking at
Vexual: i knew we'd hit 808 roland
pankkake: I wonder what would music would be without roland
Vexual: natural progression from atari mod tracker
pankkake: hehe
Vexual: except this has some american talking instread of a proper syth
kakobrekla: i see benkay. use new tab
Vexual: strike that mod step
benkay: kakobrekla: this is the saddest
benkay: "not my problem"
benkay: that i have ever seen
benkay: not to malign you in any way
kakobrekla: i didnt say its not my problem
benkay: dom is fundamentally broken.
Vexual: put some jizz on it
benkay: i don't want to crap up my browser with a million tabs. i want to click around bitbet.
Vexual: meanwhile... in finland
kakobrekla: ill listen what you gotta say, lets pm
Vexual: whatchu got pankakke?
pankkake: I'm stuck
pankkake: looking at russian synth videos
Vexual: think outside the box cousin
Vexual: yah like dat
Vexual: whats that old winoez synth ball that came with the 808?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 1407 @ 0.00016068 = 0.2261 BTC [-] {7}
pankkake: eat my SHORTS labcoin
Vexual: this hurts my scitzophrenia and i love it
Vexual: mad track
Vexual: lets go south
Vexual: pankakke?
Vexual: is there no more trance?
ozbot: Miranda - Gnocchi - YouTube
Vexual: i alkways go italian in paris coz my italian is better than my french
Vexual: and i always go though heathrow :)
Vexual: dat heather
Bugpowder: Looks like some of the senate testimony has been made available to reporters. Would LOVE to find a link for other witnesses.
ozbot: Bitcoin to Congress: Back Off | FP Passport
kakobrekla: got a summary?
Bugpowder: just that article.
Bugpowder: which i did not subscribe to read
Bugpowder: just read thru the darkened background :-P
pankkake: it works with js disabled ;)
Vexual: pankakke need a fader scrypt
pankkake: you have to gpu mine the page?
Vexual: incautious isnt a real word
Vexual: fuck your article
pankkake: I like that every mainstream btc article has physical coins in it
Vexual: id prefer to see a matrix style black chain going past
pankkake: :D :D :D
Vexual: kids need rto lern
pankkake: typical btc owner
Vexual: lol
Vexual: krugerrands
ozbot: Across the rubicon - Soldat Inconnu - YouTube
nubbins`: krugerrands!
Vexual: :)
pankkake: krugmanrands
Vexual: waifu
nubbins`: like 2.9 btc each right now
nubbins`: imagine
Vexual: 0.1
Vexual: soonms
pankkake: not buying until it's 1
Vexual: oz parity
nubbins`: 1oz silver is like 0.045 or so
Vexual: weeds been and gone
pankkake: I feel so silly paying 2 BTC for a silver bar now
Vexual: weapons plutonium
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.54100002 = 1.082 BTC [+]
nubbins`: ;;bc,xag
gribble: 1 XAG = 20.740000000000 USD = 0.0364499121265 BTC
pankkake: well I like to stroke it
Vexual: gold?
pankkake: silver
nubbins`: silver
pankkake: <== poorfag
nubbins`: ;;bc,xau
gribble: 1 XAU = 1288.500000000000 USD = 2.24090853754 BTC
Vexual: palladium is where its at
pankkake: uranium
Vexual: not free
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 40 @ 0.52991106 = 21.1964 BTC [-] {11}
ozbot: Bitcoin makes a pitch for 'safe and sane' regulation
Vexual: yellow rock
ozbot: Bitcoin Comes to Washington: Monday’s Hearing Is Just The Beginning | TIME.com
Vexual: meh
ozbot: 10 one kilo copper bars unpolished
Vexual: keep poor americans in food with recycled copper
ozbot: "FOK JULLE NAAIERS" by DIE ANTWOORD (Official) - YouTube
Vexual: timing is everything
Vexual: krugerrands
nubbins`: we were ninja & yo-landi from umshini wam for halloween last year
Vexual: yolandi buys my seeds but ninjua dont know
Bugpowder: The indium bar might be a good idea
Vexual: thats not a fucking commodity you twit
Bugpowder: indium?
Vexual: yes
Bugpowder: It is going to run out
Vexual: cool
nubbins`: what, are you gonna sell it to a chip manufacturer or something?
Bugpowder: My russian physicist colleage is convinced we should be stockpiling indium
Vexual: rare earth is something else
Bugpowder: he invented silicon nanocrystals
Vexual: accidentily?
pankkake: many rare earth metals should be worth more and more
pankkake: unless china's hiding more
pankkake: not all of them are easy to handle
Bugpowder: I'm not sure how they made the first one… but I have seen it. First quantum dots in a crystal pretty cool sample. Probably 25 years old?
Vexual: the purest natural silicone deposits are near me
Vexual: there old hippies out there trying to protect it
Vexual: you can pretty much make a 386 with a beach fire
Vexual: and the vietvets with 303s are in the hills behind
Vexual: they fuck up helis like machete kills
Vexual: you dont know how much australia is the end of the earth
Vexual: theres a few square lios of police state and millions more the opposite
ozbot: Kasey Chambers & Shane Nicholson - Rattlin' Bones - YouTube
Vexual: what price a good marketing and computer science degree?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5113 BTC [-]
pankkake: 1 satoshi
Vexual: commerce even
ozbot: Mediks - Hulk ( original mix) - YouTube
Vexual: you savage fuck,####
Bugpowder: nice and squishy
Vexual: yah
Vexual: pressing
Vexual: company law is the only degree owrthj paying for
Vexual: gotta have it for the cert
Vexual: but they exclude thinkers
ozbot: Norah Jones - Summertime - YouTube
Bugpowder: “Serious criminals looking to hide their tracks are more likely to choose a centralized virtual currency run by an intermediary willing to lie to regulators for a fee, rather than a decentralized currency like bitcoin that, as a technical matter, must make a record of every transaction, even if pseudonymously,” Brito points out.
Vexual: #2 blockcahons.com
Vexual: cant solve us
Vexual: cahors
Vexual: savage
Bugpowder: “I believe we are at the forefront of another twenty year journey of Internet-led transformation, this time in our global financial systems, and the opportunity is to foster that economic change while simultaneously putting in place the safeguards that only government can enable,” he says.
Vexual: 20 years
Vexual: get fucked 20 is 2
Vexual: government may incopetant p[eoplke
Vexual: not so free enterprise
Vexual: i ts in the dna
Vexual: none of you ancestors have ever experienced anything like this
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 124 @ 0.00528001 = 0.6547 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: einstein and relaitivity would have to evoke
ozbot: TTC - 'Telephone' - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9170 @ 0.00083644 = 7.6702 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 37 @ 0.00524412 = 0.194 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 517 @ 0.00521001 = 2.6936 BTC [-] {4}
ozbot: Bitcoin Scandal Reflects Popularity of Virtual Currency in China - NYTimes.com
Vexual: dont fuck with st nick
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.0052 = 1.04 BTC [-]
ozbot: ill never smoke weed with willie again. - YouTube
ozbot: eminem - Kill you with lyrics - YouTube
Vexual: i hand back your reflectiuve urinal
ozbot: Eminem ft. D12 - Under The Influence [HQ & Lyrics] - YouTube
Vexual: excellante
Vexual: italliano
Vexual: let me get the next track pankakke
Vexual: paris to sydney welcome to liofe3
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla wow that chinese guy.
Vexual: theres lots whick one?
ozbot: Jacques Dutronc - Et moi et moi et moi - YouTube
Vexual: :)
Vexual: got the bot
ozbot: Thrasher Skateboard Magazine | Ali Boulala 50 Stairs in a Day
Vexual: l mix
Vexual: le mix
Vexual: pankakke? music?
pankkake: I thought you wanted to
Vexual: i do
pankkake: I even took your place
Vexual: but i have to do it gentle
pankkake: related to so many chinese
Vexual: sweden huh
ozbot: Bloc Party - Two More Years - YouTube
pankkake: barf
Vexual: well its your bot, fuck man
Vexual: ill tend to repeat
ozbot: Current Value - Semiconductor - YouTube
Vexual: yes me lion
pankkake: title is relevant to bitcoin
Vexual: indeed
Vexual: take it out of context and a reflex blessedf will slap you in the face like a wire rope undresses
Vexual: ytou were hiding a cow i was dringing a plow
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 129 @ 0.00513215 = 0.662 BTC [-] {5}
Vexual: humans are best with seses of humor, unless you name is truffles and you are finish
ozbot: Moon Far Away - Praesagium - YouTube
Vexual: leaving home
Vexual: tripitaka
Bugpowder: “Although the Federal Reserve generally monitors developments in virtual currencies and other payments system innovations, it does not necessarily have authority to directly supervise or regulate these innovations or the entities that provide them to the market,” Bernanke wrote in a letter to the committee.
mircea_popescu: herpderp. did he cite trilema ?
Vexual: whats a bernake?
ozbot: U.S. Agencies to say Bitcoins Offer Legitimate Benefits - Bloomberg
Bugpowder: The hearings will bolster the view that Bitcoins are an acceptable alternate means of conducting transactions, and that their use will grow, said Brito.
Vexual: can i get a track pankakke?
Bugpowder: MP, you going to do a CoinValidation op-ed on trilema?
ozbot: Howlin' Wolf - Back Door Man - YouTube
mircea_popescu: there's a year old post on bitcointalk in which mpoe-pr tells hearn he's scum
mircea_popescu: much to the ooohs and aaaaahs of the peanut gallery
mircea_popescu: i'll just link that.
Vexual: 80 bytes is ours
Bugpowder: mmmkay
Vexual: antkiller
mircea_popescu: attention whoring only takes teh doods so far, what can i say.
ozbot: Balalaika's Bad Day - YouTube
Bugpowder: Having read about 6 articles on the senate testimony now… feeling good about tomorrow.
Bugpowder: rally on
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