asciilifeform: depending on who's to be believed, hitler was fucking 2-3 inpatients.

asciilifeform: ( not counting mircea_popescu's 'inpatients' , that is )

asciilifeform: phf: hrm i missed the http://btcbase.org/log/2019-04-07#1907295 ln. on init. read. patients with this symptom have exceedingly poor prognosis (witness e.g. Framedragger , succumbed to torcancer year+ after init. remission..) but it aint like the triage queue is full , thought worth try.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i can only guess, the patients haven't bought that dinnerplate-sized ipnoje yet

asciilifeform: it wouldn't be any dismay to asciilifeform if we end up filling the rack with strictly mircea_popescu's successful patients, say.

asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-10#1840813 << the only thing funnier than the hotel rectal probing and post-party arrests they do, is how the patients continue to show ( and pay, what, 5-10k usd, for the privilege ) !

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: seems like one of yer patients, showing signs of life !

asciilifeform: hey ben_vulpes , wasn't veen one of yer patients ?

asciilifeform: hey danielpbarron , was that one of yer patients..?

asciilifeform: didn't ~most of mircea_popescu's patients livewithwolves ?

asciilifeform: gabriel_laddel_p: folx who dun sleep, die like aids patients

asciilifeform: meanwhile, elsewhere in the glorious monkey empire, https://archive.is/meEGA : 'A doctor trying to return home to his patients was dragged by his hands from an overbooked United Airlines (UAL.N) flight... Video of the incident posted to Twitter account @Tyler_Bridges shows three security officers huddling over the seated passenger, who appears to be an older Asian man, before dragging him on the floor.'

asciilifeform: 'They are running for cover on how to kill ObamaCare without killing patients or Republican re-election hopes.'

asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: you have, now, patients ! probably you've done moar to cure gluttony than most medical men

asciilifeform: will mircea_popescu hire a blind d00d? missing trigger finger? or even one of BingoBoingo's patients ?

asciilifeform: trinque, ben_vulpes : the first tipoff that one can immunologically zap own spermatozoids came not from alzheimer's patients, but from folks attempting to have vasectomy reversed

asciilifeform: what can i say, some patients make do with ordinary dildo, others - need 5-horsepower rectal educator.

asciilifeform: 'why wash hands? patients will die anyway'

asciilifeform: incidentally i wonder if tatar rape therapy even works any moar - many (most?) of the prospective 'patients' take steroidal bc pill...

asciilifeform: but the basic job of the priest is much the same everywhere - to convince his patients that the things they cannot have, they do not want, and 'no sane person would want'

asciilifeform: intimidation of chumps, as in 'lie detector', will take care of two thirds of the 'patients'

asciilifeform: t. dalrymple (see logs) had many wonderful stories of his patients (he was a prison shrink for some years) who saw police, judges, etc. as malevolent martians persecuting them 'for no reason at all'

asciilifeform: nubbins`: patients at chemotherapeutic clinics are often given weird sodas, etc. to drink, for this reason

asciilifeform: if two dukedoms over someone makes clitoris stu, expect nobody to care << the whole notion that someone must care, is a bizarre creation of the patients in usg asylum

asciilifeform: than what the patients, collectively, might pay for the product.

asciilifeform: (either one is meant to conclude that the figure is wildly implausible - or - realize that patients are not walking off with 2m each, and therefore xxx, and xxx is not a subject that can be discussed publicly in usa while retaining credibility in the state media)

asciilifeform: system tends to inject bezzlars randomly throughout the 'real' economy << at this point, this is not unlike worrying about the health effects of the embalming solution undertakers inject into their 'patients'

asciilifeform: you'll know gotterdammerung isn't far when usg btc-fiat exchange handlers start lifting from the pots, in broad daylight, and leaving their 'patients' to take the blame.

asciilifeform: there's maybe 10 worthwhile 'patients' alive.

asciilifeform: grumman dentist needs office too. lined with cork, for the screams of the 'patients.'