(trilema) ben_vulpes: this attitude has lead to all sorts of braindamage hard-coded in the source, like your commit introducing lock configuration into the mainline client.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no shit, sherlock.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "it's easier to hard code configuration into the source than read it as configuration at runtime"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "less efficient" << hm?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "it's too hard to do things correctly, so i'm just going to ram my idiocy into the codebase"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lol
(trilema) ben_vulpes: just doesn't relay the transaction?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: instead of the code?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: why not put that in bitcoin.conf, eh?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: how exactly do these blacklists work? if a miner processes a transaction with a "banned" address - what then?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: Luke-Jr: bitcoin on your phone? that's phenomenally retarded.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: tit's a myth i tell you!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: /sarcasm
(trilema) ben_vulpes: *clearly* superior
(trilema) ben_vulpes: engineering departments use matlab
(trilema) ben_vulpes: numpy etc
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah van Rossum was on payroll.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: decimation: i may have mis-discovered my history but wasn't the steel behind python largely google before they created "Go"?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !up Vexual
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i shudder at the mention, but perhaps i'll end up "Go"ing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah how do i roll greenarrays into the thing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: clojure takes 30s to boot and so is utterly unusable for operations stuff. common lisp is...well, unpalatable to client operations staff. bash is not up to the task. python's right out, along with the *js crowd.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the last thing i see happening is me getting excited about using a language for infrastructure automation.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i've only been doing this for like 3 years now and i've already learned that languages are a red herring.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i don't really care about languages
(trilema) ben_vulpes: decimation: concurrency semantics in py* are finger-crushingly bad.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: bash is inadequately expressive/debuggable
(trilema) ben_vulpes: python's basically dead in the water ("which python", to quote alf)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you and mod6 with the perl
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it's *great* at immutable infrastructure. you know - "don't mutate, just stand up a new cluster"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but it's pretty lacking in terms of mutating the cluster in place, and not the most pleasant of things to work in being written mostly in bash.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i wrote a thing that handles turning standard piles of software into running software on ec2 with docker for environment isolation
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i run (small) clusters for clients.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: help
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mutation*
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'm at a loss where to go with provisioning, deployments and cluster mutatino
(trilema) ben_vulpes: praise satoshi's spirit
(trilema) ben_vulpes: all clients pacified
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the same
(trilema) ben_vulpes: self-steering for max efficacy
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "look ma - no dom!"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i always enjoy derpettes humiliating themselves on camera.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pahaha
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: "changing" << scam! i saw no nudity.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: some earlyish webby forum thing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the well?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: they have their hole, and it's the best, goddamit
(trilema) ben_vulpes: may as well invite The Well, PeterL
(trilema) ben_vulpes: once upon a time, computers were such that children could actually reason about them.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lordy
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ask punkman. nominally some progress was to be made this weekend.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> the way this guy cuts down on all the dumb idlers that imagine whatever, b-a is just another channel, can autopilot in is so fucking great srlsy. << too strong of a noob filter imho. more spport for the casuals!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ty fluffypony
(trilema) ben_vulpes: cause derp, obviously
(trilema) ben_vulpes: is anyone aware of interesting hiccups around using bitcoin to send rpc commands to a bitcoin daemon running on a different host?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: more accurately, the roboturrets don't miss.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i don't leave survivors.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: at least in these parts "cross me and get shot".
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and the message it sends?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: how does a fence mark the land as belonging to any particular man?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: this is really such a mystery to you?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "a collar by any other name..."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: a reference to territory marking.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: different strokes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i like to piss on my bushes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no on lady v's finger
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i got away with a "filigree" piece - 90% air anyways
(trilema) ben_vulpes: first one'd have to pay more than the gold is worth
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hah well
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <thestringpuller> I had a coworker who bought a car, and is still underwater on the loan. It's like "really"? << when are car loans not ever underwater?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: o wow one can do all that too?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: handy, this public record.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: frequently deservedly, but nevertheless.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: leastaways i've yet to see that work out for anyone. more often than not hiring leadership is a cover for the sharks to move in and kick founding teams out.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: also, one does not *hire* leadership.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <thestringpuller> instead he says, "You people don't know how this works" in reference to criticism of his poor decision making process. << thestringpuller clearly doesn't understand how the world works
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> It would be interesting if a large portion of humanity couldn't make it to the year 300 because even the corn became diabetic. << counting from what now?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "get out in front of this" << what, get in front of the train?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;ident
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it's nigh impossible to get any seeed on the public w4r3znet these days
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sure
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but hey this donovan character's pretty amusing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Donovan#Blood-Brotherhood_and_Other_Rites_of_Male_Alliance << i suspect the shartup circus is driven in no small part by young guys seeking blood rites or a war of the small band against the world. a hilarious quest for "honorable" victories.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it's in the logs somewhere
(trilema) ben_vulpes: farming and fighting
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <mats> a clever manager and the same budget could fund a brigade of farmer warriors indefinitely << you're starting to sound like undata
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/49th_parallel_north#mediaviewer/File:49_parallel_waterton.jpg << governmental stotting?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> or the hell where you're responsible for (and are the only available set of hands) for a missing magic ingredient in six different angry kitchens << lol asciilifeform is the guy who shows up to work to push the right button
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (quote from abstract of http://arxiv.org/abs/1411.3140)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pretty low dough thing to scam over.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "We find that regions exhibiting more diverse mobility fluxes, earlier diurnal rhythms, and more correct grammatical styles display lower unemployment rates."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: all this durm and strang around confirming the patchset can catch up
(trilema) ben_vulpes: kakobrekla claims otherwise, i never confirmed his unwedging.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ryanxcharles: come on buddhi be a buddhi
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the ecmaboi's back!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: first, in choice of career.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: some say the sapper errs twice
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;rate mats 1 first best grandest sapper of la serenissima
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:0e038a622e6f3b912336a9eae37bf66a22cf0397410a29f5a410e5d9
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;eauth ben_vulpes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ah get fucked gribble
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;rate mats 1 first best grandest sapper of la serenissima
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well you're here now.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what enemy lol
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mike_c: we're masters of the bezzletronic arts of quality app authorship
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <mike_c> kakobrekla: someone told me recently I should hire slovenians to build a mobile app for me. do you know anyone in that industry in your neck of the woods? << perhaps consider my humble app factory
(trilema) ben_vulpes: he's a sapper though. implicitly - err'd once.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hah you don't say
(trilema) ben_vulpes: this, from the infantryman.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: king of this continent isn't worth the piss in my urethra much less the fruit of my loins.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'll be satisfied to slave for mars building agile jet-ruiners and ghetto turrets
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i've given up on rockets.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: just to loop CATO videos
(trilema) ben_vulpes fired up the 52" tv on loan from a client today
(trilema) ben_vulpes: rockets at least - either go into orbit or not.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: a) their ask is too high and b) they don't sell legitimacy.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: roundaboutly saying that one can't buy legitimacy from the entrenched idiots.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: rockets are ~9.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <mats> afaik the cost of serious physics research runs well into nine digits << if not twelve.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "coward's trip" when i was a teen.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: see also: salvia
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <danielpbarron> heh, i've robotripped a few times << danielpbarron you are delightfully eccentric
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <fluffypony> that particular one is a payment processor << what happened to the mining rig rack fab operating out of africa?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <fluffypony> I guess he didn't like being called idiotic: https://twitter.com/fluffyponyza/status/542109944901009408 << love how you're leaning into your own profile pic
(trilema) ben_vulpes: bring in the social justice police, this society is out of hand
(trilema) ben_vulpes: herr mircea cannot handle
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i am struck by thoughts of jabba
(trilema) ben_vulpes: write everything in php!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: an unfeeling, joy-crushing monster.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you're supposed to be a moster.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: he loves!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: my world is shaken
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and a poor one at that.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i am but a mere engineer.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: those of us who think it not, kindly invited to pleb elsewhere i gather.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "build me a space elevator from materials available today."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: that's one hell of an assumption, that the task is doable.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and what about that portland lawyer whose fingerprints appeared miraculously at the scene?!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: but you do, dammit
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what is so damn hard to grasp about this
(trilema) ben_vulpes: at some scales and without some simplifying assumptions you just need a universe to model a universe!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what is there to explain about turbulence?!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sounds like portland, mircea_popescu. irrelevant on the global scale but 'omg have you tried these donuts my brother makes?!'
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> part of eternal quest for 'write in bed' machine << macbook air?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: fluffypony: you're in with the monetas crowd, right?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what i really want is to listen to strong female characters talking about...what to strong female characters talk about?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and who said slavery and gladiation was dead!?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well hm.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: decimation: "street urchins" << https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzT8EqhuYxA moar tenements, i say!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <danielpbarron> well my having not done it doesn't matter as i'm no longer a lord << when did this happen?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mats_cd03
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ah i think i recall now.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust assbot mats
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;ident mats
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <undata> it's this social progress thing << sounds like it's time to have another dinner party
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: ad nauseum << lol!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <danielpbarron> ;;rate jyap 1 https://twitter.com/jyap/status/542409148323741697 << easy come easy go lol
(trilema) ben_vulpes: okay 700 log lines. go!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you guys the social security administration website keeps office hours: https://secure.ssa.gov/ICON/main.jsp
(trilema) ben_vulpes: noice
(trilema) ben_vulpes: exercise for etc etc etc
(trilema) ben_vulpes: indeed
(trilema) ben_vulpes: bitcoind quest
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it's a feature!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: identifies the observant
(trilema) ben_vulpes: like emacs default keybindings
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: nope its a feature not a bug
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you can say that again
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and in what sense does redirecting a ddos actually lead to a rotting corpse?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what's the market telling you?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nothing but time and incentive.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: re bug parts and rice have y'all heard about the cockroach protein farms in china?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: cazalla: retweets are qntra's metric of choice today?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but again whatever
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh and it's not a *hard* limit, just a default.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 'tis documented in devicemapper.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well /etc/default/docker but look at it through whatever lens you like baws
(trilema) ben_vulpes: may you not be bitten like i was
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mats: today i discovered that docker images have a 10GB limit unless you specify otherwise with dm.whatever options on the command line for the docker daemon
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sports games are stories now?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yes but who paid for it?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thanks for bringing her back, nanotube
(trilema) ben_vulpes: watch get gribble get ddossed.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://cube-drone.com/2013_06_05-Cube_Drone_37_The_Often_Inscrutable_Motivation_Of_Programmers.html
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but what about making money while you sleep, cazalla!?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: wordpress is best robot
(trilema) ben_vulpes: automaaaaate
(trilema) ben_vulpes: exercise for the mike_c :P
(trilema) ben_vulpes: assbot -> gribble
(trilema) ben_vulpes: notary -> {assbot,gribble}
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i like the bot dependency graph
(trilema) ben_vulpes: permatoast or just down?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh wow
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;ping
(trilema) ben_vulpes: all to make money while sleeping
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh the big towers on the waterfront?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: how?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: Y'ALL ARE BEING MEAN I'M GOING TO MUCK OUT THE STABLES AND THEN CALL REDDIT POLICE
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "gotta order n bags of coffee..."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: either that or the whole team just really hates their customers.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i suspect its the 19yo queer girl who "doesn't put substances in her body" that ordered this miserable filth delivered to my door.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <punkman> mircea_popescu: well the racks are closed at least << these aren't the racks you're looking for
(trilema) ben_vulpes is still reeling from the "rural america jab"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ~1/15
(trilema) ben_vulpes: get stuffed with ennui you seasoned metropolitan
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but why rural america? i don't live in the boonies and the company office is fifteen blocks north
(trilema) ben_vulpes: haw now that i'll buy.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i've *been* in the leasing company's office.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: probably the dyke upstairs.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the best part was the awful awful awful christmas card signed by the office staff with nothing but signatures inside.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i can't tell if i'm being trolled.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: landlording company left a pound of ground french roast on my stoop yesterday.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: is the blockchain cpu-bound on ssds *and* spinny-drives?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: *any* lisp.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: https://github.com/syl20bnr/spacemacs#batteries-included << notice the *complete* absence of lisp.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;later tell vexual great wub
(trilema) ben_vulpes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKTknLD9eWw << bitcoin as written in cpp by satoshi nakamoto
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;seen punkman
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pretty crucial bit of infrastructure for la serenissima.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;seen punkbot
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !up Vexual
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sure lol
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust jyap
(trilema) ben_vulpes: altcoinland never fails to amuse
(trilema) ben_vulpes: undata: no, nubbins`
(trilema) ben_vulpes: do you buy trading cards too?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nubbins`: http://bravenewcoin.com/news/jumbucks-does-something-a-little-different/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: great scam opportunity.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: plastic physical coins.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: totally out of scope for the forseeable future but neat nevertheless.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: not like it's usable 'till you have the whole thing anyways.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: download the blockchain torrent style, verify and stitch the segments together as appropriate.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i can't help but think that the serial download is entirely unnecessary.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: if i'm reading correctly.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sure, but processing is cpu bound, so if you skip ESDA there's a speedup to be had.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: obviously not a thing to work on any time soon, but a nifty idea.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: just spot checking my own bitcoin technical knowledge :P
(trilema) ben_vulpes: on the fly, yeah.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: would it be possible to replace the checkpoints with randomized sampling of specific blocks' signatures?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: if i'm reading this correctly, checkpoints speed up the blockchain download process as signatures aren't checked, but they're assumed valid if the signature on the checkpoint blocks passes.