ben_vulpes: tangentially relatedly, i've been working from a cheapo ssd in this ancient once-gaming-rig i got for a song and holy shit does it kick the ass off the ssds in macbooks
ben_vulpes: or hint of riches
ben_vulpes: i only fuck with the jvm under duress
ben_vulpes: nah
ben_vulpes: this go script screams
ben_vulpes: immutable inputs!
ben_vulpes: bugs also in coad
ben_vulpes: phf: 2
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: aye
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: mp-wp is pretty neat
ben_vulpes: aha!
ben_vulpes: hat trick!
ben_vulpes: but yeah i caught that i got a new caftan! neato!
ben_vulpes: i mean which of his
ben_vulpes: or mircea_popescu
ben_vulpes: sina: go impl is canonical?
ben_vulpes: it must sound so strange!
ben_vulpes: "you don't have a website?! linking to github?!"
ben_vulpes: heh and i get the astonishment too. that it's so deep, and about the weirdest of shit!
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-12#1668957 << not terrifically unexpected, no
ben_vulpes: sina: why the resistance to making a website?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: http://cascadianhacker.com/an-implementation-of-mircea-popescus-fabulous-hash-function
ben_vulpes: top kek
ben_vulpes: sina: neg
ben_vulpes: iirc we hit consensus with [0, count) in golang, however you implemented that
ben_vulpes: sina: yo
ben_vulpes: pantsuit parties: http://www.theamericanmirror.com/emails-cheryl-mills-hillary-aides-thought-pantsuit-party-woo-young-voters/
ben_vulpes: what are the lolz of the day ag3nt_zer0
ben_vulpes: allow me to reassure you, ag3nt_zer0, you *can* still curl2sudo!
ben_vulpes: ho ho ho
ben_vulpes: long time no see, ag3nt_zer0
ben_vulpes: on the topic of "us courts are a thin veil over the criminal enterprise": https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/06/appeals-court-public-defender-lacks-standing-in-dispute-over-court-software/
ben_vulpes: wat-as-hell pitfalls of modern timeshare scams: https://sysdig.com/blog/container-isolation-gone-wrong/
ben_vulpes: and fortranisms: http://fluxus.haus/post/162281020169
ben_vulpes: best part, "their results are just completely out of the standard accepted by minimum wage hike advocates as reasonable"
ben_vulpes: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/posteverything/wp/2017/06/27/seattles-higher-minimum-wage-is-actually-working-just-fine/ << "minimum wage increase is totally working!!!"
ben_vulpes: gimme a break
ben_vulpes: oh god what's going to happen, he'll lose control and scramble out of the thing, falling all of six inches?
ben_vulpes: moving at no greater than 2 mph
ben_vulpes: korean neighbor of mine was nervously pacing his kid in an electric 'lotus' knockoff last week
ben_vulpes: at least kiddo was zooming, and had the opportunity to fall over
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: you've seen the gas powered 'minibikes' though, right?
ben_vulpes: fuckin idiots
ben_vulpes: "dress your kids in plastic and train them on lipos"
ben_vulpes: going to parties, even
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-27#1674880 << home orifice is another quarter or 4 months away yet; and the republic calls even in the dead of night
ben_vulpes: should be good now
ben_vulpes: figures.
ben_vulpes: !W (values 1 2)
ben_vulpes: !W (mpfhf:mpfhf #*10101010101010101010101010101010101010 8)
ben_vulpes: !!up candi_lustt
ben_vulpes: of course
ben_vulpes: of course i need a space before the closing paren
ben_vulpes: !W (mpfhf:mpfhf #*10101010101010101010101010101010101010 8)
ben_vulpes: !!up candi_lustt
ben_vulpes cranks one-armed bandit again
ben_vulpes: omg is lisp repl not fucking bash shell!!
ben_vulpes: !W 5
ben_vulpes: look either you return the hooker in working order or kill her and hide the body and make yourself scarce.
ben_vulpes: needs saying?!
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: "candi_lustt evals everything after !W in an SBCL environment with full access to the underlying host."
ben_vulpes: !W (mpfhf:mpfhf #*10101010101010101010101010101010101010 8)
ben_vulpes: !!up candi_lustt
ben_vulpes: tank girl!
ben_vulpes: wire autocannon into carbot
ben_vulpes: har har har
ben_vulpes: mhm
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: it'll grow over time, i'll letcha know
ben_vulpes: does she? does she?
ben_vulpes: a nod's as good as a wink to a blind man
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: ty
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: nono
ben_vulpes: mod6: yeah, i bitched about that a day or so ago; now i have stale dns
ben_vulpes: may i have R as well?
ben_vulpes: oh ffs now bots.contravex.com redirects to http://www.contravex.com/trilema-and-eulora-bots-directory/
ben_vulpes: gonna need two while we're at it
ben_vulpes: aye
ben_vulpes rolls eyes
ben_vulpes: ah
ben_vulpes: and must be an auto-decryptulator?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i mean to say in the case that the op is asleep when the bot goes offline, it'll stay that way until the op awakes
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: unless the bot is to stay down until the op awakes?
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-27#1674940 << excepting the special case of the bots
ben_vulpes: shinohai: what is 'status'?
ben_vulpes: k
ben_vulpes: > sold via OTC over the course of the next month, to ensure it will have a negligible effect on the market
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-26#1674456 << thread: http://logs.bvulpes.com/trilema-mod6?d=2017-6-22#dcfcaad0-5fef-4672-8692-e8a69b9df2f5
ben_vulpes: and so, adieu
ben_vulpes: on the "laptops suck" thread, now that i'm using an adult workstation most of the time, my hands start hurting after a bare thirty minutes on a 13" laptop kb
ben_vulpes: *brapp brapp*!
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-25#1674280 << don't forget that you can put a holy 2-stroke in the secret apu slot of the slavecycle at the ghetto craft table and walk away with the prized freedombike!
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: broken link: http://www.contravex.com/trilema-bots-directory/
ben_vulpes: sina: consider your basis shared!
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-25#1674299 << yeah, it suxx, i hear you. probably going do the right thing like phf and use timestamps
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-25#1674337 << does, yes
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-22#1673500 << most folks who bitch in the manner of "oh noes, rising rents and stagnant wages" have not meaningfully pursued higher wages. not a matter of "rich as know how to get" but "thought this rich was enough forever" which is very foolish.
ben_vulpes: not to piss in cheerios, but to find shared basis.
ben_vulpes: sina: you read http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=line+speed ?
ben_vulpes: in other lols, assbot apparently still tells folks about the voice model
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: one of the fun things you won't learn about on a slavecycle is the delightful secondary torque around your axis of travel developed when you open the throttle while turning
ben_vulpes: later!
ben_vulpes: bit of state to manage, since the thing sits in umpteen channels with umpteen different voice models
ben_vulpes: yeah, Framedragger got me ther
ben_vulpes: eat play derp?
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: funny what turn out to be motivating factors, eh?
ben_vulpes: js-of-mp: sure, yeah
ben_vulpes: side thread on that thread was "also omfg the 'ad industry body image thing' came out of EXISTING TABOOS AGAINST BEING OBESE"
ben_vulpes: and even attractive' and ran with it straight to 'health at any size'"
ben_vulpes: tangential thread in my house last night, "sure, advertising industry pushes ridiculous body imagery but a) shame is part of the toolset a society uses to hold down runaway obesity and b) the stupid lazy shits are going to leverage anything they can find to justify their shit behavior and so they took the not-entirely-senseless 'hey, lotsa different body shapes besides the CGI on the teevee can be healthy
ben_vulpes: crime of having married a man who doesn't look askance at the growing fat, see also 'health at any size'
ben_vulpes: "
ben_vulpes: trinque: "it's all going to shit, and none of us can do anything about it, and isn't it weird that nobody wants to talk about how its going to shit, and maybe we're the crazy ones so STOP BEING SO DEPRESSING
ben_vulpes: seattle's got the *claptrap*!
ben_vulpes: gnologeee
ben_vulpes: if the parades aren't 5% body hair by volume IT AIN'T MOTHERFUCKIN PRIDE
ben_vulpes: that ain't the pride i know
ben_vulpes: actual leather in the streets etc?
ben_vulpes still boggling at the notion that dc pride would be significantly anything
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: lolwat
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: clearly dancing in "pride" parades
ben_vulpes: nifty retro hodgepodge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXkkr0REEPI
ben_vulpes: nbd
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: i recall a thread on the tradeoffs of this approach, do you recall? link perhaps?
ben_vulpes: what is protocol for bot voice? mimisbrunnr now has a use for that.
ben_vulpes: !!up mimisbrunnr
ben_vulpes: trinque: oh hey while on the topic, best way to wind up modern genderbenders, blacklivesmatter et al feebs is to "i mean sure, but isn't that all just embedded in the class struggle?"
ben_vulpes: erlehmann: 'faces of meth' also entirely orcish.
ben_vulpes: 'new blood' from trinque and mircea_popescu
ben_vulpes: eh i don't see how "stop bitching about problems you can trivially solve without involving the state eg rent control, try moving to a neighborhood as shitty as this one was two decades ago when you crept in" is quite "slice lengthwise"
ben_vulpes: b-be less poor?
ben_vulpes: "but i'm poor and nobody taught me that rents usually go up and now my living expenses and rent max out my income!"
ben_vulpes: same people who are flabbergasted when rents go up 5%, having never considered allocating for that scenario.
ben_vulpes: if the "community" can't soak people who want to come there and spend money adequately to make tourism +ev for the hosts incl. cities, how can they even justify continuing to live
ben_vulpes: who gives a flying fuck about "pushing up rents" because some people rent in ways not appealing to the local statal orgs
ben_vulpes: aok
ben_vulpes: recipe for portage to make $package happen to a gentoo
ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: do you have an ebuild for it?
ben_vulpes: diana_coman does
ben_vulpes: mod6: aye
ben_vulpes: erlehmann: looks like something i'd have to learn in addition to emacs
ben_vulpes: but yes, .xinitrc does consist of `exec emacs` at the moment
ben_vulpes: eh, C-x 2/3 works as expected
ben_vulpes: right
ben_vulpes: 'tis the hope
ben_vulpes: claims to, but i don't desire that at this moment
ben_vulpes: exwm puts the x window into an emacs buffer, so can eg C-x b opera
ben_vulpes: ah
ben_vulpes: what means 'nonemacsizable'?
ben_vulpes: having x windows live in emacs buffers is very low cognitive overhead
ben_vulpes: not yet
ben_vulpes: mod6: neat recommendation; i'm working with an abortion called 'exwm' for now
ben_vulpes: hey hey!
ben_vulpes: first full day at the helm of gentoo workstation while rough, was a marked improvement over the previous wheelbarrow's spiky handles. many thanks to asciilifeform and trinque.
ben_vulpes shucks jumpsuit, runs
ben_vulpes: holy doodle, my tunnel under steve's wall just broke the surface!
ben_vulpes: ok ok!
ben_vulpes: huh, i don't understand this comment then: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-21#1673195
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: what does 'ffa' stand for?
ben_vulpes: phf: ever read any andre norton?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: ack
ben_vulpes: yes well, "everyone gets ticket" and "cannot be expelled" are two distinct things
ben_vulpes: everyone gets ticket, some might get ejected but lord with the stories coming out of the inner cities i don't even give that much credence.
ben_vulpes: speaking of 'middle'/'high' schools?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: don't forget us schools
ben_vulpes: in other "faces of meth": http://pamplinmedia.com/cr/24-news/363414-243949-ccso-woman-kidnapped-held-in-rv-for-12-hours-in-oak-grove
ben_vulpes: b-b-but govcloud!
ben_vulpes: did not know the signal was that quiet
ben_vulpes: mhm
ben_vulpes: whoa really?
ben_vulpes: aha
ben_vulpes: because those branches might spew secrets to the nic?
ben_vulpes: do forgive my ignorance, but why must rsa ops run in constant, worst-case time?
ben_vulpes: hm? HM?
ben_vulpes: why is it that only the white austin team has animated pics
ben_vulpes: > i am obedient
ben_vulpes: ahaha creative director: "i am creating : we are inspiring"
ben_vulpes: "new seasons" is pretty choice
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: it is a cruelty
ben_vulpes nods
ben_vulpes: but proposed is not to exhume dos but run an ada os thinger?
ben_vulpes: this promises to be fun
ben_vulpes: shinohai: fuckin solid
ben_vulpes: mod6: i'll add a quotulator, it's been on my backburner for a while
ben_vulpes: aye aye
ben_vulpes: phf: certainly, rush job?
ben_vulpes: phf: pretty sure mimi's on utc
ben_vulpes: "holy shit look at what happens to tomato plants when grown by humans" "yes, and?" "..."
ben_vulpes: my blog is story of ignorant american bumpkin discovering slowly painfully each and every lie he's been told by the imperial press corps
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-12#1669175 << excuse you, it was a "suburban", aka "glorified and overpowered van filled with bench seats"
ben_vulpes: did not take xslt seriously, f# woulda been an actually funny joke
ben_vulpes: am curious to see what he'll pick!
ben_vulpes: sina: consider if you want anyone in the wot to /read/ your work
ben_vulpes: "it's homoiconic! everything's a string!"
ben_vulpes: i'm going to stop pulling levers for you here soon sina
ben_vulpes: if you put text in the box and press the button the url params change
ben_vulpes: doubtful anything github-like
ben_vulpes: possibly, something!
ben_vulpes: perhaps -- nothing!
ben_vulpes: sina: dunno, try pushing it
ben_vulpes: sina: nonsense, this is what you get: http://btcbase.org/patches?patchset=bot&search=
ben_vulpes: not to nominate someone else for work
ben_vulpes: phf has hosted vpatches so far without much fuss
ben_vulpes: per asciilifeform 's http://btcbase.org/patches/genesis
ben_vulpes: "genesis" is argot for root of a patch tree
ben_vulpes: in other miserable urls
ben_vulpes: http://cascadianhacker.com/07_v-tronics-101-a-gentle-introduction-to-the-most-serene-republic-of-bitcoins-cryptographically-backed-version-control-system
ben_vulpes: have you caught up to "v"
ben_vulpes: or use your golang thing and migrate a few years later like i did
ben_vulpes: sina: sensible thing to do is make a genesis of your shit, stand up an mp-wp and post it on your blog
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: see blorg
ben_vulpes: sina: i hope you appreciate the bug-spottment as well lol
ben_vulpes: i don't plan to suboptimally anything these beasts
ben_vulpes: aye boss
ben_vulpes: standby 3
ben_vulpes: i may have to put stakes in the ground and hold the damn things up
ben_vulpes: these things are going to be monster bushes
ben_vulpes: buds i mean
ben_vulpes: ooh BingoBoingo the tomatoes have put forth flowers
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: pretty sure my sojurn through 12steplandia predates yours
ben_vulpes: surely this is something you can do on demand without thinking already
ben_vulpes: honest q
ben_vulpes: i mean you're a smart guy, right? what's funsies about generating html trees?
ben_vulpes: the notion does depend on several years of shared context, yeah
ben_vulpes: sina: keep coming back, it works if you work it
ben_vulpes: oh right, something something knobs on gpg?
ben_vulpes: sina: and before you start throwing around words like "drivel" and "braindead", i'm not the one who lost his keys.
ben_vulpes: "intimacy breeds contempt"
ben_vulpes: html!
ben_vulpes: sina, why don't you ask what i do for a living?
ben_vulpes: sina: gotta talk to folks, gotta share text
ben_vulpes: army we have!
ben_vulpes: just say no to html
ben_vulpes: think of the children
ben_vulpes: think of the angels
ben_vulpes: every time a child gets another hint that building things in html is a sensible way to spend a life, an angel of freedom loses her wings and plummets screaming towards the ground
ben_vulpes: sina: surely you see how universal reliance on the browser drives unthinking acceptance of the imperial key signing model, right?
ben_vulpes: ^
ben_vulpes: sina: lol not even wrong
ben_vulpes: sina: math does not require xml, drop the sophistry.
ben_vulpes: million billion toy projects that do not entail even touching webshit.
ben_vulpes: implement stephenson's orbital swarm trajectory planner?
ben_vulpes: why not write numerical integrator? bignum stack?
ben_vulpes: sina: it's a google product, you're "learning the lang" via writing a weblog that most likely generates html for...the browser. google lives by the browser.
ben_vulpes: solid sentence construction to boot
ben_vulpes: sina: why, i must ask, "learn go"?
ben_vulpes: trinque: boogs!
ben_vulpes: oh i thought you were like a golang professional or some such
ben_vulpes: what, you're going to spend your precious energy furthering the browser hegemony?