(trilema) nubbins`: hok kould i even knok tho?
(trilema) nubbins`: maybe!!!
(trilema) nubbins`: neither says "français"
(trilema) nubbins`: log says "fran?ais" in my browser and log1 says "franais"
(trilema) nubbins`: wait wat
(trilema) nubbins`: also http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-04-2015#1099211 vs http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-04-2015#1099211
(trilema) nubbins`: funkenstein_ you could at least spell it the romanian way ;p
(trilema) nubbins`: on that note...
(trilema) nubbins`: one of the more comical euphemisms
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;ud jazz cigarette
(trilema) nubbins`: nite
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway i'm gonna have a jazz smoke and head to bed. if someone gets portatronic pogotronic static-o-matic bitcoind recipe posted to ML by month's end, i'll send you a free hand-bound book
(trilema) nubbins`: whoever finds your milled stone will have to get to the end of the first book before he figures out wtf is going on
(trilema) nubbins`: where's hari seldon when you need him
(trilema) nubbins`: and walks away without turning off the stove burner o.O
(trilema) nubbins`: says "oh, i forgot", pours his quarter-cup of water into a mug, puts the pot (which has only contained water) into a dirty sink for someone else to wash
(trilema) nubbins`: heads upstairs, the water boils, boils, boils down to a quarter-cup before he wanders back down
(trilema) nubbins`: so the roomie that's being kicked out: he puts on a pot of water to boil yesterday
(trilema) nubbins`: incidentally, i had a crazy stomach flu a couple years ago and now whenever i get really hungry i feel like barfing
(trilema) nubbins`: and shit gets stuck in them sometimes
(trilema) nubbins`: brains are strange things
(trilema) nubbins`: why does it make me feel like throwing up sometimes?
(trilema) nubbins`: does this make sense? what is its cause?
(trilema) nubbins`: around and around
(trilema) nubbins`: and i walk around for a half hour... rolling it
(trilema) nubbins`: but it's stuck in my head and every once in a while i get a grain of salt stuck to my thumb
(trilema) nubbins`: i don't even know if it happened
(trilema) nubbins`: something very queasy about it
(trilema) nubbins`: no, i mean the sensation of rolling the grain in my fingers
(trilema) nubbins`: this feeling, of rolling the whatever-it-was between my fingers, comes back from time to time
(trilema) nubbins`: maybe 3 years old at the time
(trilema) nubbins`: i have this hazy memory of being extremely sick as a young child, and rolling some very small object, like the size of a grain of sand, between my thumb and forefinger as i writhed in agony
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, who can say how a thing gets into a brain?
(trilema) nubbins`: more annoying than tinnitus
(trilema) nubbins`: but yes, that sounds quite apt
(trilema) nubbins`: alf you just made me dictionary two words, tyvm
(trilema) nubbins`: how many fingertips amputated since? 0
(trilema) nubbins`: had a fingertip amputated maybe 15 years ago
(trilema) nubbins`: consider the afore-shared "twwly"
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform the most common one i've seen is "the part just felt wrong being there"
(trilema) nubbins`: how they get the obsession, probably 99% of them couldn't tell you
(trilema) nubbins`: anyone who claims to have a grasp on the processes behind these decisions is blowing smoke up your ass
(trilema) nubbins`: now imagine how difficult it would be to take the internal state of /wanting to amputate part of your body/ and convey it
(trilema) nubbins`: sure. and that's for something as trivial and banal as a fucking /job/.
(trilema) nubbins`: most people don't tend to think about personal crises once they've passed, so you're not unusual in that regard. did you find it hard to succinctly state what was wrong, to yourself or to others?
(trilema) nubbins`: what's the most complicated personal crisis you've had to deal with?
(trilema) nubbins`: what i'm trying to say is that it's impossible for me, or you, to say what any individual's motivations are when doing something this extreme
(trilema) nubbins`: ask him
(trilema) nubbins`: does that make sense?
(trilema) nubbins`: multiply that by 1000, and make it about having a pussy instead of a dick.
(trilema) nubbins`: i mean, REALLY, REALLY wanted to
(trilema) nubbins`: ever really wanted to fuck?
(trilema) nubbins`: trinque are you hetero?
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, jeez. you're jumping back and forth.
(trilema) nubbins`: not get a sex change
(trilema) nubbins`: trinque people who feel they're being cheated of pain and risk usually take up dangerous hobbies
(trilema) nubbins`: yep. maybe.
(trilema) nubbins`: like "oh, lel, w/e"
(trilema) nubbins`: trinque it kinda seems like you're arguing people cut their dicks off /on a whim/
(trilema) nubbins`: like, say, the lineup at the dick-scissor store.
(trilema) nubbins`: and we'd have bigger problems.
(trilema) nubbins`: the laws of probability would have broken down
(trilema) nubbins`: lel.
(trilema) nubbins`: o.O
(trilema) nubbins`: of course you're not. how could you?
(trilema) nubbins`: sure. he could simply decide fuck this, i don't want this dick, what good's it anyway, too
(trilema) nubbins`: like how the salaryman declares himself to be confident before asking for the promotion?
(trilema) nubbins`: trinque o.
(trilema) nubbins`: Chillum i think you can
(trilema) nubbins`: this is right before the "FOREVER"
(trilema) nubbins`: "nineteen eighty-four" with an all-female cast!
(trilema) nubbins`: groan
(trilema) nubbins`: trinque what about "thinking" is not magical to you?
(trilema) nubbins`: he tracks his dad down, they argue, dad pushes him out a 7th floor window, paralyzing him
(trilema) nubbins`: john wakes up in the recovery room after donating said kidney -- dad had checked out an hour earlier, never to be seen again
(trilema) nubbins`: dad needs a kidney.
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, in the show, there's this old man, john locke. hard life, series of misfortunes. finds his dad as an adult, befriends him, everything's great
(trilema) nubbins`: hm, you ever watch Lost? i guess not
(trilema) nubbins`: but at least he has a bifurcated penis for his troubles now
(trilema) nubbins`: he ended up getting divorced in the end, which was a bit of a kick in his absent nuts
(trilema) nubbins`: knew a guy who went by the name "mal" who was in the process of letting his wife cut his dick off
(trilema) nubbins`: good, 'cause i didn't get that impression
(trilema) nubbins`: i've met some extremely complicated people over the years
(trilema) nubbins`: in fairness, i went way farther down the mod rabbit hole than most
(trilema) nubbins`: you know there's still no option for "none of the above" here?
(trilema) nubbins`: voting actually hurts
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu and there isn't an overlap between the two groups who agree "hurty things are nice". gotcha
(trilema) nubbins`: you're no april's fool
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform unsurprisingly there's a massive overlap between "body mod" world and bdsm
(trilema) nubbins`: since when is deranged a negative!
(trilema) nubbins`: pleasure centers are funny things
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu you don't think cutting the fingertips off is pleasurable for these people?
(trilema) nubbins`: decimation if it ends up a problem down the road, people have it done as adults all the time
(trilema) nubbins`: decimation didja snip it?
(trilema) nubbins`: ben_vulpes if you need to cum to relax, you'll soon want to cum again
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu for someone who has to cut off a finger to achieve it... it probably is
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: i had the frenulum under my tongue pierced
(trilema) nubbins`: <+ben_vulpes> trinque: i had a subcutaneous piercing across the back of my neck << hah no wai
(trilema) nubbins`: but they're there
(trilema) nubbins`: they're in the clear minority, sure
(trilema) nubbins`: that said, there are plenty of people who cut off a fingertip, tattoo their face, cut their nuts off, w/e... and then just go on to lead a normal, happy life
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu has it
(trilema) nubbins`: plenty of that too
(trilema) nubbins`: inorite
(trilema) nubbins`: very rare to go bigger
(trilema) nubbins`: it's mostly fingertips
(trilema) nubbins`: over the course of maybe 2-3 years
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ i actually watched this guy go from a vanilla fat kid into what you see in the first picture
(trilema) nubbins`: http://news.bme.com/2010/03/24/interview-with-james-keen-a-young-heavily-modified-eunuch/
(trilema) nubbins`: where they kindly removed it for him
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform he couldn't saw it off himself, so he froze it with dry ice and went to the hospital
(trilema) nubbins`: and time
(trilema) nubbins`: dry ice
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ whole foot
(trilema) nubbins`: these are obviously NSFW
(trilema) nubbins`: http://news.bme.com/2008/03/11/de-fingered-finger-amputation-interviews-in-bmenews-publishers-ring/
(trilema) nubbins`: trinque waking up every day is incremental suicide
(trilema) nubbins`: one guy took off a hand
(trilema) nubbins`: i actually read a handful of stories from self-amputees over the years
(trilema) nubbins`: grow up and live a little
(trilema) nubbins`: trinque what's wrong with dick hammering?
(trilema) nubbins`: "popular", listen to me
(trilema) nubbins`: apparently chisels are popular
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform naw pin-up girl
(trilema) nubbins`: <+mircea_popescu> nubbins` for my curiosity, when are you gonna get bored with it ? <<< now-ish
(trilema) nubbins`: <+asciilifeform> e.g. amputation fetishist gets amputation, etc. <<< met a girl once who'd self-amputated her fingertip, doctors didn't think too much of it
(trilema) nubbins`: "sorry, we didn't realize this obvious mental illness had a name"
(trilema) nubbins`: IF THAT'S THE CASE
(trilema) nubbins`: "Update: Some of you have suggested that Morris might have body dysmorphic disorder. If that's the case, we hope she finds a professional who can guide her away from excessive plastic surgeries and toward self-acceptance."
(trilema) nubbins`: i can only imagine the horrors behind that statement. agreed.
(trilema) nubbins`: "Hi, I'm an attorney. I want to describe what I consider to be inherent problems with this."
(trilema) nubbins` pours drink, watches
(trilema) nubbins`: the guy is proposing to merge the silk road with yahoo! answers
(trilema) nubbins`: can BUY. MEDICAL ADVICE.
(trilema) nubbins`: where USERS
(trilema) nubbins`: a silk road for "medicine"
(trilema) nubbins`: but the lels, oh jesus
(trilema) nubbins`: sorry, i know all i'm doing is pasting links today
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/31utl3/could_we_make_a_silk_road_for_medicine_where/
(trilema) nubbins`: oh man.
(trilema) nubbins`: top kek
(trilema) nubbins`: i may never buy honey shreddies again
(trilema) nubbins`: srs tho, been making cereal for about a month now. top yum
(trilema) nubbins`: "have a scratch, then bake it; natch"
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu special sour yeast starter 8)
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm making breakfast cereal from scratch :o
(trilema) nubbins`: <+asciilifeform> (tenure does not exist in canada?) <<< canada's like a miniature version of usa set back a few years.
(trilema) nubbins`: <+ben_vulpes> boss your penchant for recasting everything as a result of your own actions is endlessly amusing <<< i came for the btc, stayed for the lels
(trilema) nubbins`: ~65 iirc
(trilema) nubbins`: <+mircea_popescu> right. and brokeback mountain isn't an endless piece of meaningless cheese. because polarities. <<< in fairness, the book was under 100 pages
(trilema) nubbins`: also, he never ordered supper for me like he said he would >:(
(trilema) nubbins`: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
(trilema) nubbins`: "just keep it $200 - $400 range and impress me."
(trilema) nubbins`: so there's yr answer i guess
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ here's where woodcollector agrees to make the "$14,000 wooden B" for... 1 btc.
(trilema) nubbins`: man, reddit's taking a page from the book of alf today o.O
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/31umjo/3m_video_are_intel_processors_compromised/
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/31vl7q/there_is_a_targeted_attack_on_bitcoin_occurring/cq5h23e
(trilema) nubbins`: purple pogos still in ontario ;/
(trilema) nubbins`: SSD showed up
(trilema) nubbins`: i hope WC orders me a good type of pizza
(trilema) nubbins`: blockchain analysis says this didn't happen, but w/e
(trilema) nubbins`: i would actually like this
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm
(trilema) nubbins` shrugs helplessly
(trilema) nubbins`: he says he's ordering dinner for me, which is thrilling
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, got a solid bead on the guy now. found the construction company he started in NY in 2010
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: but hey, we can all dream
(trilema) nubbins`: also, given the number of times i've called the cops on shady dealings in my neighbourhood, i've got my doubts that any cop would do anthing to my door beyond politely knocking on it
(trilema) nubbins` makes no effort to hide personal info
(trilema) nubbins`: so i don't know what the guy's bragging about :P
(trilema) nubbins`: punkman my full mailing address is already on the forums
(trilema) nubbins`: haha
(trilema) nubbins`: i wonder if he's a licensed breeder for those purebred cats he's selling?
(trilema) nubbins`: all the way up to feb 2014
(trilema) nubbins`: but yeah. deeds dating back to the early 80s for this property
(trilema) nubbins`: either that or the guy is in his mid 70s
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway i'm pretty sure the house is owned by his parents or in-laws
(trilema) nubbins`: lobbes guy threatened to do unspecified things to me, what else am i to do?
(trilema) nubbins`: okay, and now i've got his name, his wife's name, and his company's name
(trilema) nubbins`: wow, guy paid less than $30k for his house.
(trilema) nubbins`: the fact that the realtor still has videos of the inside of the home on youtube is a separate matter, but...
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ from the realtor who sold the house 2 years ago ;0
(trilema) nubbins`: found WC's house
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: feb 2014 :o
(trilema) nubbins`: here's woodcollector a year ago, with a miner group buy scam: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=452850.msg5046715#msg5046715
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ i suppose those qualify as sysadmin hands
(trilema) nubbins`: heu
(trilema) nubbins`: his hands do look purdy.
(trilema) nubbins`: although
(trilema) nubbins`: sysadmin who smokes and owns a lathe?
(trilema) nubbins`: prob sells dope too.
(trilema) nubbins`: prob on social assistance, prob supplementing it with scams.
(trilema) nubbins`: he gets enough dribbles from actual suckers to make it worth doing
(trilema) nubbins`: the wood coins, the digital prints, the cats for sale, the bullets...
(trilema) nubbins`: actually no i'd say he's a full time scammer
(trilema) nubbins`: grueling day job walking the aisles, looking for shoplifters
(trilema) nubbins`: \o/
(trilema) nubbins`: guy makes socks to call out his other socks for being socks
(trilema) nubbins`: i give up, it's socks all the way down
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: bitcoinsociety@yahoo.com was the email used to register the weird cats website, as well as a bunch of random asic mining-related domains
(trilema) nubbins`: lel here's another alt: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=423829.msg4629992#msg4629992
(trilema) nubbins`: where's the threat post...
(trilema) nubbins`: so it's uh, not just blazed that paid the guy $$$$ for wood :o
(trilema) nubbins`: in the meantime, i realized that another one of his old customers is also into casascius coins, as he bid on my auction
(trilema) nubbins`: morbidly fascinating neh
(trilema) nubbins` re-reads actual article
(trilema) nubbins`: ahh, i see
(trilema) nubbins`: mm?
(trilema) nubbins`: why'd i spend all that time looking up judge names anyway ;/
(trilema) nubbins`: damn, no donations to payout address for task 1.
(trilema) nubbins`: mats doin that homework
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm starting to think that it is i who is wc
(trilema) nubbins`: HEH
(trilema) nubbins`: detective nubs
(trilema) nubbins` snaps on hat
(trilema) nubbins`: more woodcollector lulz: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1011340.msg11015914#msg11015914
(trilema) nubbins`: there's trudeau and the strip-club-managing, girlfriend-stair-down-throwing senator... /boxing each other/
(trilema) nubbins`: srs.
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu incidentally, trudeau's son (because this is what politics in north america is now) is currently the leader of the national liberal party, w/ maybe a 50-50 shot at the big seat next election
(trilema) nubbins`: appointed by our own lizard hitler, stephen harper
(trilema) nubbins`: only that the senate is full of subhumans
(trilema) nubbins`: "let them bleed"