(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/newfoundlanders-are-trolling-the-fuck-out-of-harper-with-this-barbaric-cultural-practice
(trilema) nubbins`: shinohai surely your country has a law limiting how much change can be used to settle a transaction?!
(trilema) nubbins`: "If I was in their shoes, I'd..." ...suck just like they do
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: added benefit of being L1, too
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: the wisdom of buying a private key is left as an exercise to the reader
(trilema) nubbins`: the point that i shouldn't have to expose my body to some random gov employee in order to exercise my charter rights was lost on many
(trilema) nubbins`: pete_dushenski inorite?
(trilema) nubbins`: smth tells me BingoBoingo would find humour in this also
(trilema) nubbins`: mega-lel
(trilema) nubbins`: pete_dushenski: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/mask-face-covering-voting-1.3266109
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, yep, that's accurate
(trilema) nubbins`: i hit up the advance polls
(trilema) nubbins`: green party can't win without people like you
(trilema) nubbins`: pete_dushenski voted yet?
(trilema) nubbins`: busy times
(trilema) nubbins`: i can't keep track. we had turkey yesterday
(trilema) nubbins`: is it thanksgiving today?
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ unrelated
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/william-sears-mun-ranee-panjabi-hearing-accommodation-1.3235523
(trilema) nubbins`: i recall decades ago, larratt from bme claimed he'd written a program that'd fry 1st-gen sound blasters
(trilema) nubbins`: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=20-09-2015#1280374 <<< mine w/ it? ;p
(trilema) nubbins`: OH WELL THEN
(trilema) nubbins`: "actually we signed a contract saying she didn't have to accommodate deafos"
(trilema) nubbins`: uni's response is priceless
(trilema) nubbins`: newfy kim davis
(trilema) nubbins`: "your honour, my client had a forgotten deal. i move to dismiss"
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/ranee-panjabi-hearing-impaired-1.3231791
(trilema) nubbins` wanders off to think
(trilema) nubbins`: but... the only way they can take it away from me is by rendering it useless throu... waitaminute
(trilema) nubbins`: i have no business holding a degree
(trilema) nubbins`: came across my uni transcripts recently: yipes.
(trilema) nubbins`: you think that's too real, don't ask me about cellular automata
(trilema) nubbins`: sry
(trilema) nubbins`: s/mime types/everything
(trilema) nubbins`: keep going and you'll reinvent MIME types
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: great for equations
(trilema) nubbins`: i did some typesetting with LaTeX in uni, the math dept required it
(trilema) nubbins`: "Assays of GD bars are determined by the refiner at the point of manufacture. An assay is likely only to be checked again when a bar is used as raw material in a refinery, for example, for the manufacture of small bars or in a plant manufacturing products like jewellery."
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: they're still forever tho, right?
(trilema) nubbins`: fun
(trilema) nubbins`: what ever became of all that perfect synthetic diamond hype?
(trilema) nubbins`: you can play the whole 2p game yourself if you're good in battle mode
(trilema) nubbins`: danielpbarron +1
(trilema) nubbins`: but those sidechain tx's!
(trilema) nubbins`: too scary to actually look in the crystal ball
(trilema) nubbins`: i'll take 430s, please
(trilema) nubbins`: between 350 and 430 tr.oz, srsly?
(trilema) nubbins`: meantime, why so much leeway in weight for GD?
(trilema) nubbins`: the real lulz are when the good delivery bars are drilled out
(trilema) nubbins`: http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Drop+it+like+it+s+hot+arrogant_4efbdc_5457940.jpg
(trilema) nubbins`: you'd listen to their mixtape?
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: with various handhelds scattered throughout
(trilema) nubbins`: i went nes-genesis-psx-xbox-wii-wiiu
(trilema) nubbins`: never owned a snes
(trilema) nubbins`: well, we can't take that away from you
(trilema) nubbins`: total shoop
(trilema) nubbins`: it gets better.
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: combine those two videos somehow and you're close to the real thing
(trilema) nubbins`: #1 goes to mad men
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ this is maybe the second-most accurate depiction of LSD i've seen in video format
(trilema) nubbins`: or at least that's the outer layer of it, i can't be fucked to peel all of his onions for him
(trilema) nubbins`: mp's argument is hey if you're refugeeing, tanzania is just as good as anywhere else
(trilema) nubbins`: syrians didn't either
(trilema) nubbins`: so you find yourself in the mud and what, lie down?
(trilema) nubbins`: no heroes in trinque's family
(trilema) nubbins`: oh ho
(trilema) nubbins`: is this an ethereum joke?
(trilema) nubbins`: money's heavier than air
(trilema) nubbins`: in the narrow context of your current employment, i should qualify
(trilema) nubbins`: implication is that while you're a smart guy, you rely on other things to make your smartness useful
(trilema) nubbins`: you mean you wouldn't move to tanzania if you could milk a cow?
(trilema) nubbins`: but... the gameplay's usually there, so they get a pass
(trilema) nubbins`: they beat their franchises to death
(trilema) nubbins`: there's one ad spot where kid is playing and dad says HEY CAN I TRY and then converts level to smb1 skin
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, you can choose from i think 4 different styles with this one
(trilema) nubbins`: ehh whatcha expect
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm dying to play the new super mario maker
(trilema) nubbins`: almost worse
(trilema) nubbins`: 50 randomly generated boards, with increasingly difficult enemies, two hits and you're dead
(trilema) nubbins`: man, the final level in this captain toad is a worthy challenge
(trilema) nubbins`: direct from circle
(trilema) nubbins`: i back'd up the backups
(trilema) nubbins`: i came, i saw, i lel'd
(trilema) nubbins`: modern smugglers: middle-aged women sneaking sealskin tennis shoes back home in their luggage
(trilema) nubbins`: "One lady, she bought a pair of the sealskin sneakers. She said, 'I'm taking my chance. I really want them and I'm going to take my chance.'"
(trilema) nubbins`: "Most tourists from the United States have no idea they're not permitted to take sealskin products back into their country. When Prince explains the situation, she said they're flabbergasted."
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/defending-n-l-seal-products-gift-shop-manager-makes-it-her-mission-1.3221351
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: it's divine with grilled pork belly, bean paste & leaf lettuce
(trilema) nubbins`: thinking of a few things to make w/ it
(trilema) nubbins`: i found a jar of kimchi that i made april 11 in the back of the fridge today
(trilema) nubbins`: altho tbf the north eats kimchi too.
(trilema) nubbins`: south korean cuisine, on the other hand
(trilema) nubbins`: woo time for a jazz smoke
(trilema) nubbins`: why is germany telling eu to take refugee quotas?
(trilema) nubbins`: heh.
(trilema) nubbins`: make it goats or smth
(trilema) nubbins`: wait, watermelons float
(trilema) nubbins`: #20 will probably not drown. 1-19 probably will.
(trilema) nubbins`: that's germany
(trilema) nubbins`: #20 says "we should all carry some of these watermelons across the river with us"
(trilema) nubbins`: suppose there's 20 people trying to cross a river. 19 of them can't swim, the 20th is an olympic gold medallist and can lift 5x his own body weight, while swimming.
(trilema) nubbins`: sure
(trilema) nubbins`: trinque germany's the big economic powerhouse, yes?
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm saying they'd be fucking idiots to (a) stay (b) go to tanzania
(trilema) nubbins` searches log for someone saying this
(trilema) nubbins`: your imagination?
(trilema) nubbins`: but if you've got a smartphone... why leave, right?
(trilema) nubbins`: sure does
(trilema) nubbins`: yep
(trilema) nubbins`: they stayed 'cause they're intellectual, see
(trilema) nubbins`: no, the syrian intellectuals are hanging out here: http://blogs.reuters.com/david-rohde/files/2013/06/syria-top.jpg
(trilema) nubbins`: 0/10 do not want
(trilema) nubbins`: afaik being european just means breakfast is weird and coffee is always espresso.
(trilema) nubbins`: but he doesn't know how
(trilema) nubbins`: milk a cow?
(trilema) nubbins`: what's alf gonna do in tanzania?
(trilema) nubbins`: lel.
(trilema) nubbins`: sure i can.
(trilema) nubbins`: "worth two shits" changes when your country and meat-wot are both rubble
(trilema) nubbins`: they have jackets tho.
(trilema) nubbins`: twodogs is too cold for the sudanese who live here
(trilema) nubbins`: but the gov has to pay people to move there.
(trilema) nubbins`: there's space in canada's north
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu since when is "space" the primary consideration?
(trilema) nubbins`: anton_osika fwiw if mp pays out, it would wreck his credibility
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: i wonder.
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu do you suppose they'd still be holding the sign if tanzania was a first-world country that also happened to carpet bomb syria?
(trilema) nubbins`: i have a $100Tn bill upstairs that says "not so well"
(trilema) nubbins`: mugabe gave out farmland; how'd that work out for everyone?
(trilema) nubbins`: lel.
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu well ya know. if i'm on fire, i'm heading for the water, not the gas station
(trilema) nubbins`: because they traded their cell phones for mattresses?
(trilema) nubbins`: nope.
(trilema) nubbins`: not sure that's the PM and minister of foreign affairs in picture
(trilema) nubbins`: are refugees actually welcome to tanzania - africa, tho?
(trilema) nubbins`: anton_osika i could prove beyond a reasonable doubt that i am who i say i am, and everyone in here would be convinced, but i'm still not executing that SSW without a key
(trilema) nubbins`: anton_osika plenty have lost their keys. they all weep together now.
(trilema) nubbins`: i've always found black-bg websites a nightmare to read
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu that's a succinct explanation
(trilema) nubbins`: no it doesn't
(trilema) nubbins`: also, both their sweaty foreheads shine under harsh light
(trilema) nubbins`: this is conclusive evidence
(trilema) nubbins`: oh look, both obama and bin laden both have incisors
(trilema) nubbins`: i made ~10btc off just-dice too
(trilema) nubbins`: so did i, for a time 8)
(trilema) nubbins`: you guys would vomit if you knew how many btc i wasted on AM and S.DICE
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: but there is literally nothing you can do about it without that key. full stop.
(trilema) nubbins`: anton_osika please understand that none of this is malicious, and at least some people here probably feel bad for you
(trilema) nubbins`: (very basic)
(trilema) nubbins`: trinque oh there you go.
(trilema) nubbins`: nevermind that it doesn't have your photo and it's just a sheet of paper run thru a laser printer anyway.
(trilema) nubbins`: you're trying to cross an international border using a high school diploma as photo ID.
(trilema) nubbins`: fuck your name
(trilema) nubbins`: know what i mean?
(trilema) nubbins`: as you are not in the correct place
(trilema) nubbins`: because if you wouldn't like that, you should probably gtfo
(trilema) nubbins`: or would you like for contracts signed with your pgp key to only be resolved via that same key?
(trilema) nubbins`: would you like for things to work this way? really?
(trilema) nubbins`: should mp deliver to me?
(trilema) nubbins`: i could quite literally come back here in three weeks with a USA passport bearing my face and your name.
(trilema) nubbins`: anton_osika all forms of physical identification can be forged
(trilema) nubbins`: because you can't prove it's you by signing something with the key.
(trilema) nubbins`: there is 100% probable doubt that you are not the person who signed the contract last year.
(trilema) nubbins`: maybe he's on his way to berlin from syria?
(trilema) nubbins`: maybe the real anton is on vacation?
(trilema) nubbins`: only one individual today, sure.
(trilema) nubbins`: anton_osika it's the same thing i've been saying all along, just in reverse.
(trilema) nubbins`: it's an impossible argument to win.
(trilema) nubbins`: antonosika here's another thing: suppose you show us a passport that says "anton osika" on it. how do we know you, today, are the same anton osika from last year?
(trilema) nubbins`: barristers and solicitors built practices on such
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu "good faith" &c.
(trilema) nubbins`: antonosika i think it's fair to say that you understand 100% that you fucked up and you're just trying to "reason" your way into changing the terms of the original
(trilema) nubbins`: contract is useless, yes?
(trilema) nubbins`: now 1 year later you have a different address.
(trilema) nubbins`: antonosika so let's say you signed a normal contract, it included your name and your address.
(trilema) nubbins`: but it's a gpg contract, and it included a gpg fingerprint
(trilema) nubbins`: i could sire a child tomorrow and name it anton osika.
(trilema) nubbins`: because: which anton osika?
(trilema) nubbins`: antonosika it's not lucky, no.
(trilema) nubbins`: how is anyone to know which john smith? there must be millions.
(trilema) nubbins`: but it said "John Smith"
(trilema) nubbins`: "antonosika"
(trilema) nubbins`: suppose the contract didn't say
(trilema) nubbins`: trivial example, no idea why i'm trying this hard to explain things to you:
(trilema) nubbins`: (magical? do you even compute?)
(trilema) nubbins`: things actually are built on "magical" crypto laws.
(trilema) nubbins`: apparently.
(trilema) nubbins`: everything
(trilema) nubbins`: your name is irrelevant
(trilema) nubbins`: it's a gpg contract
(trilema) nubbins`: holy fuck.
(trilema) nubbins`: i remember that scammor
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, "the swede"
(trilema) nubbins`: i usde to be godo at splelign.
(trilema) nubbins`: christ
(trilema) nubbins`: conducive?
(trilema) nubbins`: order book looks condusive to another bitbet hedge
(trilema) nubbins`: heh.
(trilema) nubbins`: !t m s.mg
(trilema) nubbins`: been so long
(trilema) nubbins`: !t s.mg
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: but first seems to explicitly disallow a signed "plz deliver to this key instead" message.
(trilema) nubbins`: tbh i have no idea what second sentence has to do with first
(trilema) nubbins`: "S.MG will not process or administer any assignments of this Warrant by or among third parties. The administration of any such contracts remains the sole responsibility of the respective parties involved."
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu i'm not 100% sure that our contract allows such
(trilema) nubbins`: sooooo
(trilema) nubbins`: but if i'm the sort of person who loses keys, i'm also the sort of person who loses signed statements.
(trilema) nubbins`: if i were the sort of jackass who went around losing keys, i'd probably sign some messages preemptively to take care of things in case that happened
(trilema) nubbins`: hey, come on, i re-read :D
(trilema) nubbins`: guy does not seem to get this point.
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu nod.
(trilema) nubbins`: know what i mean? 8)
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;ident
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu and fwiw "world of nubbins" is a world in which contracts are entered and people retain their keys
(trilema) nubbins`: there is no cryptographic equivalent of this.
(trilema) nubbins`: the illiterate used to draw an X. you could do that with your mouth.
(trilema) nubbins`: FWIW, you can still sign documents without hands.
(trilema) nubbins`: o.O
(trilema) nubbins`: anton_osika you're asking me if i would reach the same conclusion if the situation were entirely different?
(trilema) nubbins`: since you can't prove you're you, nothing can be agreed upon thence
(trilema) nubbins`: specifically, this snipped sealed your fate: "in a manner to be agreed upon thence"
(trilema) nubbins`: (NSFYL)
(trilema) nubbins`: SFYL
(trilema) nubbins`: yep, anton done fucked up
(trilema) nubbins`: oh look at that, the contract literally does not state how the ETH will be delivered
(trilema) nubbins`: uh huh
(trilema) nubbins`: lel. maybe you shoulda worded the contract such.
(trilema) nubbins`: it doesn't.