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BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> to footballists. << Now that is purely the domain of grad students who know they can starve, not immigrants who could Tanzania
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: what's a topologist to do in tanzania ?
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Teach algebra to Future Farmers of Africa and pay less rent
mircea_popescu: and get eager blowjobs.
asciilifeform: (~that~ particular topologist would work great in tanzania. on his atomic dirigible ! for all i know, it is parked there ~right now~)
asciilifeform: blasting heathen scum to hell with death ray
asciilifeform: but - that's today.
mircea_popescu: topologist, twerpologist, what the hell's the diffewence.
BingoBoingo: I'm kinda starting to think the more I read that Tanzania might not be joke for too long. Seriously looking like hardware #b-a candidate
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: ask perelman.
asciilifeform: perhaps he can tell you the difference.
mircea_popescu: trick is tricky! perelman doesn't talk!
asciilifeform: ahahahaha.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: if you must africa, consider addis ababa
mircea_popescu: abeba
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asciilifeform: they have statue of pushkin, even.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> BingoBoingo: if you must africa, consider addis ababa << Too USG and Obola was born too near. Now Dar es Salam with 19 HIV free ebony girls for every infected...
mircea_popescu: basically alf wants to live in the asshole of a continent
mircea_popescu: be it wash dc or the "capital of africa", he gotta be next to the fucking un building.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> basically alf wants to live in the asshole of a continent << He already does
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12900 @ 0.00076592 = 9.8804 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: wait that continent has ~other~ organs ?!
asciilifeform: i thought it was a kind of starfish klein bottle
asciilifeform: all arse
mircea_popescu: it has a penis, currently more or less erect towards south africa
BingoBoingo: It's debateable whether DC with the potomac river outflow is more anal than New Orleans with the Mississippi river outflow...
BingoBoingo: Tanzania like Argentian though has day hike-able mountain in kilimanjaro, much like Argentina has Ancongua
asciilifeform: where are the arse, mouth, cock, of south america ?
BingoBoingo: Liberia, Egypt, Kenya.
BingoBoingo: Wait, wrong continent
BingoBoingo: Rio, Bueno Aires, Darien
mircea_popescu: na the arse of sa is prolly venezuela
pete_dushenski: http://qntra.net/2015/09/war-on-engineering-teen-arrested-for-building-clock/#comment-58059 << mit, here ahmed comes !
assbot: War on Engineering: Teen Arrested for Building Clock | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lzs9CH )
BingoBoingo: To Bustle.com http://dpaste.com/0VYPKCT
assbot: dpaste: 0VYPKCT ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lzseq3 )
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> na the arse of sa is prolly venezuela << Venezuela is more of a fistula
BingoBoingo: May be confused with arse because similar stink and fecal leakage
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277546 << y'know, it ~is~ possible to like eating meat but ~not~ eating maggot
assbot: Logged on 17-09-2015 04:06:24; mircea_popescu: be it wash dc or the "capital of africa", he gotta be next to the fucking un building.
asciilifeform: yeah, i get it, grandfather lenin did say, 'intellectuals are not the nation's brain but it's starfish'.
asciilifeform: but why the fuck would i live out of range of a university with a maths library.
mircea_popescu: This is a wake up call to every Bitcoin CEO reading this thread. WE are ALL at risk and we could be next. Use BitGo, Xapo, or Coinbase to lock up large balances of corporate funds
mircea_popescu: yeah dude, TOTALLY.
asciilifeform: l0l!
mircea_popescu: the inept handling of coins by bitpay, perhaps the most washed of the entire fiat crowd masquerading around bitcoin
mircea_popescu: is going to make me give coins to some of the worst idiots in that same space
mircea_popescu: i dunno what sort of retards these people are, but it's not naturally orcuring.
mircea_popescu: this level of stupid has to be refined industrially.
asciilifeform: k0smic ray enabled.
asciilifeform: and wai wut, where is the worse alternative to 'bitpay' ?!
mircea_popescu: bitgo ? xapo ? coinbase ? take your pick.
mircea_popescu: fucking buttfinex on a stick.
asciilifeform: aren't they all tendrils
asciilifeform: of same animal
mircea_popescu: that may or may not be the case.
mircea_popescu: but like an indian's hands are both tendrils of the same filth,
mircea_popescu: nevertheless the right and the left differ in how often they visit the asshole.
BingoBoingo: !Up Duffer1
asciilifeform: iirc coinbase is straight from paul graham's fetid orifice
mircea_popescu: eh not even, a whole snakepit of scammers/fraudsters/vcs
mircea_popescu: but i repeat myself.
mircea_popescu: "You dont need entropy to create an ECDSA signature. You do need it to create an RSA signature, for padding."
asciilifeform: bawaaawart
asciilifeform: wtf
asciilifeform: unrelated (or perhaps not), i found the source of the peculiarly retarded nonstandard tx floods
asciilifeform: a few boxen in 'bitnodes.io'
mircea_popescu: well yeah
copypaste: 11:10:10*+mircea_popescu copypaste who was it again ?
copypaste: I will PM you.
mircea_popescu: aite.
asciilifeform: !s bitnodes
assbot: 37 results for 'bitnodes' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=bitnodes
BingoBoingo: copypaste: I love your twitter dispatches from the Islands. Keep on rolling on!
mircea_popescu: " Sorry, pricing information requires JavaScript. "
mircea_popescu: fucktarded aws srsly.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: re: Brin https://8ch.net/bane/res/82335.html
assbot: /bane/ - TIA Posting ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lzt3iB )
asciilifeform: wawat
BingoBoingo: https://8ch.net/bane/res/82314.html#82320
assbot: /bane/ - IS DONALD TRUMP JUST ANOTHER HOTHEAD??http://vine.co/v/eU59mHr0b5PHE'S NOT IN CHARGE HERE ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lzt71G )
copypaste: :)
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i lack the correct lsd for this site.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Your brain still makes DMT, try shaking it?
asciilifeform: am i supposed to recognize the fella in that picture ?
BingoBoingo: In the last one under tha mask, prolly
BingoBoingo: He's the next Kenyan in line
asciilifeform: no, the first link
BingoBoingo: An, that is from the film with the mask
BingoBoingo: He's the first USG stooge to die
asciilifeform actually saw the film, but has forgotten ~everything~ other than the scene with the jail
BingoBoingo: lol
BingoBoingo: I actually would not unexpect that with you
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu would probably appreciate that scene
asciilifeform: and it alone
copypaste: AWS is quite expensive, but the great thing about it is you never get down due to DDoS.
copypaste: Even if you have to pay $10K for the traffic.
copypaste: Your site will be up the whole time.
copypaste: Someone rich like Mircea could afford it no problem :-)
asciilifeform: copypaste: why not take $10k and put in a pyre
asciilifeform: then light it
BingoBoingo: Oh but what if you get DDoS from other AWS instance?
copypaste: It would be the same.
mircea_popescu: no see, i'm rich like mircea not rich like usg. i tend to want to see roi.
copypaste: BingoBoingo: I think that's free
BingoBoingo: Lord Humungous is free too, what of it.
copypaste: As in, I think they don't charge traffic if it originates within Amazon's network
copypaste: But I'm not sure ...
BingoBoingo: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPEx_BLWoAA6rB8.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1LztuJy )
BingoBoingo: copypaste: But they would still have to charge CPU
BingoBoingo: ANd disk I/O
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/The_Pit << apparently even this has a www.
assbot: The Pit - Batman Wiki ... ( http://bit.ly/1LztyJu )
asciilifeform: see 1st paragraph also.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Everything has a www, too inclusive
BingoBoingo: FUCKER IGNORING THE ONLY DEBATE TIME THAT MATTERS https://archive.is/xbG9p
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1UXZD8f )
BingoBoingo: Further reddit lol https://archive.is/EbA9U
assbot: Atlas_84 comments on BitPay Claims Hack Amounting to 5000 Bitcoins ... ( http://bit.ly/1LztQ34 )
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: honestly I would be most surprised if mircea_popescu doesn't have one of those already
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7900 @ 0.00075779 = 5.9865 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I would oil the bricks if I had one of those though
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: didja miss the 'no despair without hope' thing
asciilifeform: whole point, iirc, is that the prisoners were to think they could get out.
BingoBoingo: Nah, but I dun care about other's fee-fees that much. I want to see the falls
asciilifeform: plenty of those in the thing pictured in the pit movie
BingoBoingo: The right oil can seem stick until it is slick
BingoBoingo: Also south park season 19 premier not so bad so far
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10893 @ 0.00075779 = 8.2546 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13854 @ 0.00076592 = 10.6111 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.00075779 = 5.6076 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 93867 @ 0.00076592 = 71.8946 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30050 @ 0.00075752 = 22.7635 BTC [-] {4}
BingoBoingo: A candidick I can stand behind http://www.newsjs.com/us/rand-paul-supports-gun-violence-against-the-us-tax-code/
assbot: Rand Paul Supports Gun Violence Against the US Tax Code - News JS ... ( http://bit.ly/1Md3JSc )
BingoBoingo: But yes less Wotted peeps not that Trump enthusiams has taken from the one candidate who would use executive power to stop spending http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/quick-report-card-a-for-carly-c-for-trump/article/2572288
assbot: Quick report card: An 'A' for Carly, C- for Trump | Washington Examiner ... ( http://bit.ly/1Md4bzS )
BingoBoingo: Is cuckservative really worth supporting that nappy headed impotent bankruptcy specialist over the younger Dr. Paul???
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18500 @ 0.00076505 = 14.1534 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: "quick report card" ? wtf is that bs.
mircea_popescu: "here's what good libertards should think happened. it happens to be exactly unrelated to actual events. libertards prevail!"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10453 @ 0.00076591 = 8.0061 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: I might not wish well the USG, but I don't want them to get Trump... Where is the challenge in that
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell Pierre Rochard http://dpaste.com/2RX2ZD3
assbot: dpaste: 2RX2ZD3 ... ( http://bit.ly/1Qjmxjs )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37400 @ 0.00076592 = 28.6454 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25700 @ 0.00076644 = 19.6975 BTC [+] {5}
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell Pierre_Rochard http://dpaste.com/2RX2ZD3
assbot: dpaste: 2RX2ZD3 ... ( http://bit.ly/1Qjmxjs )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: Idiocrat http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/09/air-force-chief-rebuts-f-35-haters-calls-for-more-modernization/
assbot: Air Force chief rebuts F-35 haters, calls for more modernization | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1NyYEoT )
mircea_popescu: haters eh ?
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mircea_popescu: the new deedbot- functions are pretty spiffy
BingoBoingo: Seriously trinque where were you in 2013
BingoBoingo: ???
mircea_popescu: he wasn't undata yet.
BingoBoingo: lol
trinque: was honing my turdstapling of course
BingoBoingo: trinque: If I actually followed through with that in 2010 when I first started following Derpency I'd be much richer, but Tardenssenenene was a huge turnoff.
BingoBoingo: Fuck Yellow parka profile pictures
BingoBoingo is a very visual person, hates hamplanets and bright colors
BingoBoingo remembers first coming to #b-a early 2013 then returning late 2013 and butting heads with benkay
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48256 @ 0.00076532 = 36.9313 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: Why did benkay and BingoBoingo butt heads? Sport mostly. Also stotting behavior.
BingoBoingo: 'Murica http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3237065/The-obese-THREE-year-old-Texas-type-2-diabetes-weighs-5st.html
assbot: Obese Texas toddler who has type 2 diabetes and weighs 5st | Daily Mail Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1QHM0ny )
BingoBoingo: ^ Record holder
BingoBoingo: Three years old and type 2 diabetes, most people with congential type 1 diabetes don't know it at that age
mircea_popescu: that's sad
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39150 @ 0.00076122 = 29.8018 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: poor kid
BingoBoingo: Seriously
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8750 @ 0.00076677 = 6.7092 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: We have the opposite of survival skills floating around here
mats: ;;tslb
gribble: Error: Problem retrieving latest block data.
mats: o
BingoBoingo: And people wonder why I hate?
mircea_popescu: hmmmm
mircea_popescu: 912 kb block
mircea_popescu: mostl;y garbage.
mircea_popescu: like say 872699895ed8a85560405f63590ff6987f12a76fe25a8edee398451ec6c13a12 : "OP_RETURN j"
mircea_popescu: (inputs dblspent in 6a65aab8f7cc0be8ad03a940f0844b2c127e055749ac5e731faf7b64a1db0b81 )
mats: I put up 2btc on Yes for the eth bet
BingoBoingo: mats: Numbers aren't solidly sourced yet, but looking like "no" on the Paul bet was bank
BingoBoingo: I have yet to find a number that puts him under 9 minutes
mats: I thought you watched the shit tonight
BingoBoingo: mats: Fuck no. I don't have cable or adobeFlash
BingoBoingo: ANd you can't torrent a livestream
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20050 @ 0.00076696 = 15.3775 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: So far tonight I watched the South Park premier (great) and the MasterChef finale (hiss), next up is the inside of my eyelids
mats: I watched the directors cut of the movie Kingdom of Heaven tonight
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2400 @ 0.00075892 = 1.8214 BTC [-]
mats: p good
mats: 7.5/10
BingoBoingo: About what I'd rate it
BingoBoingo: It is neither Gladiator nor The Waterboy... Just exactly between them
mats: it suffered at the box office, probably because the theatrical cut sucked
BingoBoingo: Yeah, that was closer to The Waterboy and further from Gladiator
BingoBoingo surprised qntra has now topped /r/bitcoin for several consecutive hours nao
punkman: http://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2015/sep/17/chile-earthquake-massive-83-magnitude-tremor-strikes-santiago-live-updates
assbot: Chile earthquake: one million people evacuated after 8.3 magnitude quake – rolling report | World news | The Guardian ... ( http://bit.ly/1OgIiTw )
mats: mods asleep at the wheel
BingoBoingo: Oh shit, https://archive.is/kMu5r also watch the confused USG Phillipenis https://archive.is/Qm4uB
assbot: Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1OgIjqt )
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1OgIlif )
mircea_popescu: wow wtf ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: For roughly 5 hours now
mircea_popescu: nothing whatsoever here.
BingoBoingo: Why would it look like anything there compared to complete pipe saturating DDoS
mircea_popescu: ahh the coast.
BingoBoingo: Search engine burps prolly make bigger blips on the data transfer graph
mircea_popescu: ~800 miles away
mircea_popescu: but andes help.
mircea_popescu: car alarms were set off in Buenos Aires, << not that i heard.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo so is this in fact the jan one ?
BingoBoingo: Jan what?
mircea_popescu: first thing ion your 2nd link, "This hack happened in December 2014."
BingoBoingo: Ah, happened whenever
mircea_popescu: so it's not a different incident from that one
mircea_popescu: just they filed paperwork or w/e
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Just became public now.
BingoBoingo: Was a thing in January or December.
BingoBoingo: Still less of a thing than their Bowl game loss
mircea_popescu: aha
BingoBoingo: everythign BitPay is a mess, nothing BitPay makes sense, and the worst damage inflicted upon BitPay still seems explicitly self inflicted
BingoBoingo: Given the lack of WoT for all I know this "hack" was just Tony building up his buget for bricks of cocaine while some for of money was there.
BingoBoingo: ESPN doesn't simply cancel contracts though. To cancel the three game contract BitPay almost certainly had to settle forst just under the cost of the first two games.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13600 @ 0.00075845 = 10.3149 BTC [-] {3}
BingoBoingo: Unless a court gets involved for bankruptcy or some shit, but that would come out too.
BingoBoingo: The Disney empire is viscious, but no arm is a viscious as ESPN
BingoBoingo: I mean ESPN can do more than the Department of Education to make or break bezzle institutions
BingoBoingo: As opaque as BitPay is if we are at this moment ascribing its failures to anything I am still leaning towards its deal with ESPN, Bowl game naming right have slaughtered many a small business
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BingoBoingo: There's too many bowl games, only way to win the bowl game naming game is pony up for a January 1st game or have the cash reserves
BingoBoingo: But who am I to know if BitPay sent 100,000 BTC to a 1BitcoinEater address back in 2012?
BingoBoingo: Or not
BingoBoingo: Sweet baby Jebus it is Bread Tripe
punkman: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277426 << we might need a rule to not do that without the patch also touching an existing file
assbot: Logged on 17-09-2015 03:00:27; asciilifeform: this will happen, for example, when we finally... add a file
punkman: there's also a slight problem when you have identical files with different filepaths, I was thinking of doing path+sha512 in my mappings
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10850 @ 0.00075373 = 8.178 BTC [-]
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 10.00000000 BTC on 'No' - The ETH scam won't see 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1199/the-eth-scam-wont-see-2016/#b8
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12200 @ 0.0007595 = 9.2659 BTC [+]
shinohai: !s https://lists.gnupg.org/pipermail/gnupg-devel/2015-July/030150.html
assbot: TOFU Design ... ( http://bit.ly/1QjGTZX )
assbot: 0 results for 'https://lists.gnupg.org/pipermail/gnupg-devel/2015-July/030150.html' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=https%3A%2F%2Flists.gnupg.org%2Fpipermail%2Fgnupg-devel%2F2015-July%2F030150.html
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10621 @ 0.00076418 = 8.1164 BTC [+] {2}
punkman: shinohai: does that read as nonsense or is it just me?
shinohai: It sound like laziness, but I'm still noob
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9400 @ 0.00076217 = 7.1644 BTC [-]
shinohai: the argument against plain wot seems silly, the point of it is manual review isn't it?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9400 @ 0.00076696 = 7.2094 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12500 @ 0.00076217 = 9.5271 BTC [-]
punkman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPEpkAbWUAAXmoG.jpg:large
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Nz7Dqe )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9525 @ 0.00076696 = 7.3053 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53875 @ 0.00076731 = 41.3388 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: 10 minutes 52 seconds re: https://bitbet.us/bet/1197/rand-paul-will-get-less-than-7-minutes/ Probably as official as thing get without making a girlie torrent and time it with a stopwatch
assbot: BitBet - Rand Paul will get less than 7 minutes in Sept. 16th Republican debate :: 5.04 B (94%) on Yes, 0.31 B (6%) on No | closed 2 days 9 hours ago ... ( http://bit.ly/1KkQ9bU )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17230 @ 0.00076766 = 13.2268 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: "But if all you have to say is that you think TOFU is a bad idea, please restrain yourself." << all i have to say is not that "i think tofu is a bad idea". all i have to say is that tofu isn't even a bad idea, and Neal H. Walfield is too stupid to even be wrong.
mircea_popescu: "if you think that a standard for wooden cheeses is a bad idea please restrain yourself, herpitty derp"
mircea_popescu: "The first issue is defining an identity. In OpenPGP, the identity is, by convention, an RFC 2822 name-addr, which has the form "John Doe <jdoe at example.com> (comment)" (without the quotes)." << not only is openpgp completely idiotic on this score, but also. wut ?
mircea_popescu: god that thing is stupid. /me rages away from it.
punkman: !babbage
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5375 @ 0.00076217 = 4.0967 BTC [-]
punkman: heh http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/17/technology/china-tries-to-extract-pledge-of-compliance-from-us-tech-firms.html
assbot: Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1KiPt7N )
punkman: https://www.google.com/patents/US20150124107 "Facebook patent: fingerprinting your camera via quirks in its pixels"
assbot: Patent US20150124107 - Associating cameras with users and objects in a social networking system - Google Patents ... ( http://bit.ly/1LizomN )
mircea_popescu: heh. there's not been a jew in nazi germany like the american in china.
mircea_popescu: In a recent speech, Travis Kalanick, chief executive of the ride-hailing company Uber, said that progress brought by his company had to be “in harmony with stability,” words often used by Chinese officials to signal the dangers of social and political unrest. IBM’s China marketing materials use phrases like “building a harmonious society” and “the Chinese dream,” the latter a phrase coined by Xi to signif
mircea_popescu: y the rejuvenation of the Chinese nation.
mircea_popescu: in stability with Harmony, huh ?
mircea_popescu: dat slut.
mircea_popescu: "Earlier this month, Dell pledged to spend $125 billion in China over the next fiveyears, which is about five times the company’s value when it was taken private in 2013. " ahahaha mkay.
shinohai: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/british-isis-member-complains-of-rude-arabs-who-steal-his-shoes-eat-like-children-and-wont-queue-10503356.html <<< isis is becoming more and more tumblresque every day. @ times in < 24 hrs.
assbot: British Isis member complains of 'rude Arabs' who steal his shoes, eat like children – and won't queue - Middle East - World - The Independent ... ( http://bit.ly/1KiRbWM )
mircea_popescu: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3l8x8g/bitpay_claims_hack_amounting_to_5000_bitcoins/cv4i59c << coindesk nao chasing qntra tails lmao.
assbot: bitkeef comments on BitPay Claims Hack Amounting to 5000 Bitcoins ... ( http://bit.ly/1KiRalI )
mircea_popescu: oh god, the ironee.
mircea_popescu: http://imgur.com/gallery/aBpKfIJ
assbot: For those of you that wanted to see a piglet being woken up by a cheerio - GIF on Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1LiATRQ )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13087 @ 0.00076217 = 9.9745 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27395 @ 0.00076778 = 21.0333 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18100 @ 0.00076217 = 13.7953 BTC [-]
punkman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jECMuzD9BzQ
assbot: OGRE - 195 [Full Album] - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1LiCpDF )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3400 @ 0.00076838 = 2.6125 BTC [+]
shinohai: https://i.imgur.com/0V1BQVM.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kotr2u )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31150 @ 0.00076653 = 23.8774 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11994 @ 0.00075905 = 9.104 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7350 @ 0.00075435 = 5.5445 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4050 @ 0.00075447 = 3.0556 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20550 @ 0.00075447 = 15.5044 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11192 @ 0.00075893 = 8.4939 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13019 @ 0.00075893 = 9.8805 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2059 @ 0.00076081 = 1.5665 BTC [+]
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277523 << people were visibly irritated by my unintentionally topical choice of "Ron Paul for President" hoodie I wore to dinner last night. This was at a bar/grill; the kind with televisions on all the walls, one of which displayed the "debate"
assbot: Logged on 17-09-2015 03:58:56; mircea_popescu: THAT is a debate ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23250 @ 0.00075458 = 17.544 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27300 @ 0.00076837 = 20.9765 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13150 @ 0.00076638 = 10.0779 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50400 @ 0.00076838 = 38.7264 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10350 @ 0.00076838 = 7.9527 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4861 @ 0.00076638 = 3.7254 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10600 @ 0.0007662 = 8.1217 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6950 @ 0.00076838 = 5.3402 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 81500 @ 0.00076862 = 62.6425 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17050 @ 0.00076449 = 13.0346 BTC [-]
shinohai: http://www.coindesk.com/changetip-dollar-tipping-non-bitcoin-crowd/
assbot: ChangeTip Adds Dollar Tipping to Woo Non-Bitcoin Crowd ... ( http://bit.ly/1iRK94e )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2776 @ 0.00076894 = 2.1346 BTC [+]
mike_c: "Congress approved $500m (£323m) to train and equip around 5,000 rebels as a key plank of US strategy against IS... Asked how many US trained rebels were fighting he said: 'It's a small number... we're talking four or five.'"
mike_c: Only $100m per rebel. Good job.
mike_c: !up stripclubmc
mike_c: !up crescendo
crescendo: ;;ident
gribble: CAUTION: irc nick differs from otc registered nick. Nick 'crescendo', with hostmask 'crescendo!~mozart@unaffiliated/crescendo', is identified as user 'martindale', with GPG key id 6D413F92BC7CFDC4, key fingerprint 3A1957775B9D02D35F4D130A6D413F92BC7CFDC4, and bitcoin address 17kMRNtUMqPGj4dfJsCn6yjBn8cQh38A2K
stripclubmc: lets hear it for harmony and stability
crescendo: thanks, btw
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34000 @ 0.00076894 = 26.144 BTC [+]
stripclubmc: next up, no that wasnt tux misusing the prison toilets, staright from some forgotten ward in tokyo, hold on tight, it's yuuuurei
shinohai: !rated mike_c
assbot: You have not rated mike_c.
shinohai: !v assbot:shinohai.rate.mike_c.1:9ea5948bf36bb1073e837c3443ea93b6ce57ace3c0ae3b57f2a6e97121b0dd45
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for mike_c with note: For btcalpha, thanks for the useful site.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16750 @ 0.00076634 = 12.8362 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42500 @ 0.0007658 = 32.5465 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25800 @ 0.00076894 = 19.8387 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7250 @ 0.00076894 = 5.5748 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13500 @ 0.00076894 = 10.3807 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18015 @ 0.00076894 = 13.8525 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12050 @ 0.00076896 = 9.266 BTC [+] {3}
kakobrekla: !s tmux leak
assbot: 0 results for 'tmux leak' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=tmux+leak
kakobrekla: > It's up to glibc to return it to the kernel and it is poor at that. < ahhh
jurov: punkman: nondeterministic != biased. the quote i referred to conflated the two, too
jurov: biased randomness sources are perfectly usable. deterministic, not so
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6700 @ 0.00076525 = 5.1272 BTC [-] {3}
punkman: jurov: it mentioned "weighted dice", but yeah
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7887 @ 0.00076449 = 6.0295 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5844 @ 0.00076902 = 4.4942 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20200 @ 0.00076902 = 15.5342 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15800 @ 0.00076734 = 12.124 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30000 @ 0.00076449 = 22.9347 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8550 @ 0.00076449 = 6.5364 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23403 @ 0.00076449 = 17.8914 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: !up crescendo
mircea_popescu: assbot is on a different wot. they got forked last year.
mircea_popescu: http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets << see there halfway down, it's not hard to register.
jurov: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277623 AWS is not just virtual servers, but for DDoS resistance one needs their opaque CDN or loadbalancer with considerable learning curve.
assbot: Logged on 17-09-2015 04:30:45; copypaste: AWS is quite expensive, but the great thing about it is you never get down due to DDoS.
punkman: http://eprint.iacr.org/2015/898
assbot: Cryptology ePrint Archive: Report 2015/898 ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kp03Jt )
punkman: " Cross-VM RSA Key Recovery in a Public Cloud"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14700 @ 0.00076901 = 11.3044 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: jurov i don't imagine anyone seriously uses them for ddos mitigation. maybe in obscure corner cases.
jurov: Their caching initially caused so much grief to mod6 that he moved foundation stuff out
jurov: mircea_popescu: i do :)
mircea_popescu: !up ascii_field
mircea_popescu: only way that's cost effective is if you're very weird.
kakobrekla: i never used aws so i dunno what they have but aws users usually end up using clouflare or smth (see buttstamp)
kakobrekla: sorry, clownflare i meant
jurov: why weird. coinbr had a ddos, so I just fired beefier instance to filter the crud that made through load balancer
mircea_popescu: lol ahahaha
mircea_popescu: ok, clownflare shall be its name henceforth
jurov: after few days it was over
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3682 @ 0.00076449 = 2.8149 BTC [-]
jurov: total expense maybe $5
jurov: and coinbr was slower but accessible
mircea_popescu: i dunno. i know i ran the numbers at some point, loled and forgot about it.
punkman: https://www.cloudave.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/clown-computing-300x227.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kp0kvO )
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277848 << good job, blowjob!
assbot: Logged on 17-09-2015 14:48:54; mike_c: Only $100m per rebel. Good job.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28726 @ 0.00076902 = 22.0909 BTC [+]
ascii_field: $1 per rebel; $99.999999m per to halliburton...
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277872 <<< this is good news, because unbiased randomness sources come in the same box with non-drifting quantum clocks and other goodies.
assbot: Logged on 17-09-2015 16:46:45; jurov: biased randomness sources are perfectly usable. deterministic, not so
mircea_popescu: it seems to have been misplaced in transit.
jurov: yes, the argument flied off in bad direction. i found the recommendation(to check for loaded dice or cards) hilarious in that context
jurov: that's all
jurov: it would be yet more hilarious if it said "loaded coins" as it was demonstrated there's no such thing
punkman: jurov: where was the quote from?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28900 @ 0.00076902 = 22.2247 BTC [+]
ben_vulpes: from the lulzmine: "Do specialized systems include enhanced security measures consistent with risk analysis?"
jurov: punkman: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1277011
assbot: Logged on 16-09-2015 21:44:17; thestringpuller: shinohai: http://qntra.net/2015/02/new-security-standard-announced-at-devcore/ << reported on qntra
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes and you're not gonna answer "no, they include unenhanced security measures. shithead."
jurov: http://cryptoconsortium.github.io/CCSS/Details/ here is the meat
assbot: Details ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kp1o2V )
mircea_popescu: herpitty derp we went to community college, and we buy ENHANCED shit.
ascii_field: usg lives & breathes embrace&extenduish via 'STANDARDS!!!111'
mircea_popescu: ascii_field and "fuzzy process" aka "rough consensus" aka democracy facade without representativity (and preferably - without anyone to represent).
ascii_field: aha. it.
mircea_popescu: somehow no political "scientist" of the anglosphere figured out yet that democracy and representativity are sides of a field, and when you increase "participation" you generally degrade representativity.
mircea_popescu: obtaining less democracy to be spread out to more people.
kakobrekla: https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11988353_10206790274728721_3728357346917522102_n.jpg?oh=e7fc36592ab74f8adffc46547de8d933&oe=56630C68
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kp1DLm )
mircea_popescu: (which is why democracy is always born and only ever seems to work in states built atop homogenuous nations. if you have multiple distinct social groups, it is strictly impossible to actually represent them while at the same time having a working democracy. which is why mass murder and ethnic cleansing always appears reasonable to the people doing it : they have to choose between democracy and multiculturalism, and the
mircea_popescu: y chose.)
mircea_popescu: the alternative being, obviously, usistan. "democracy" if you don't look too closely. such as by living there, or thinking about it any.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12550 @ 0.00076902 = 9.6512 BTC [+]
ascii_field: the canonical 'two wolves and a sheep voting on dinner'
mircea_popescu: quite.
mircea_popescu: your observation re a failed state a few days ago has bothered me hence.
mircea_popescu: but i know why, now. there IS such a thing as a failed state.
mircea_popescu: the us is one, because it fails to be what it DECLARES it wants to be. so was the soviet union.
mircea_popescu: just like failure works in humans : i can't fly, but i also didn't declare i aim to be a bird.
ascii_field: aha, not a problem until falling from sky sans parachute
mircea_popescu: just as long as i stick to aiming to scatter self around, i will be fine.
mircea_popescu: prolly do a bang up job of it too.
ascii_field: l0l
mircea_popescu: that's the fucking bitch there. a conflation of aim and desirability.
mircea_popescu: because obviously fucktarded puritans and "all goods are one"
ascii_field: point.
mircea_popescu: it's not even "gotta have happy endings", that's not it. it's "gotta have PLENARY happy endings". as usual the actual disease agent is hidden from examination by the very workings of the disease.
mircea_popescu: the problem isn't that they want the god damned life to be a movie, and movies to have happy endings.
mircea_popescu: it's the strict notion of "happy = everything"
mircea_popescu: !up ascii_field
shinohai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277900 <<< Bitcoin scammer approved.
assbot: Logged on 17-09-2015 18:20:32; mircea_popescu: ok, clownflare shall be its name henceforth
mircea_popescu: "cleanliness is godliness" for fucks sake.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6300 @ 0.00076902 = 4.8448 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: "Să fii al propriilor fapte fiu, e un principiu onorant şi viu"
mircea_popescu: ahahaha o boy.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1850 @ 0.00076449 = 1.4143 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12050 @ 0.00076902 = 9.2667 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: !up ascii_field
ascii_field: 'JYA and Cryptome passphrases are secure. Plaintext discovered not related to Cryptome, with alternative to decrypt: original not scrubbed.' << l0l!
mircea_popescu: wut ?
ascii_field: from his www
mircea_popescu: but what does it mean
ascii_field: schizo rubbish ?
ascii_field: http://xkcd.com/1578 << related.
assbot: xkcd: Squirrelphone ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kp5p7y )
mircea_popescu: so the cryptome guy finally went over to the what's his name
ascii_field: dragos ?
mircea_popescu: the fellow with the magical virus, used to run apple hakathon
mircea_popescu: yea
ascii_field: either this, or we are meant to think it.
mircea_popescu: or maybe we are meant to think we are meant to ... hm!
ascii_field overflows stack
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6500 @ 0.00076554 = 4.976 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.00076554 = 5.665 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6528 @ 0.00076554 = 4.9974 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31200 @ 0.00076586 = 23.8948 BTC [+]
deedbot-: [Qntra] "Y Combinator" Too Generic To Trademark - http://qntra.net/2015/09/y-combinator-too-generic-to-trademark/
BingoBoingo: !up hdbuck
mircea_popescu: well at least the shitheads didn't try to trademark the integral sign
mircea_popescu: (this time)
hdbuck: http://www.cftc.gov/PressRoom/PressReleases/pr7231-15
assbot: CFTC Orders Bitcoin Options Trading Platform Operator and its CEO to Cease Illegally Offering Bitcoin Options and to Cease Operating a Facility for Trading or Processing of Swaps without Registering ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kp8zs3 )
BingoBoingo: hdbuck: Want to write that story up?
hdbuck: ah sure why not
shinohai: !up ascii_field
mircea_popescu is now looking for bitcoin options market makers.
mircea_popescu: time to reintroduce them to mpex.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> well at least the shitheads didn't try to trademark the integral sign << Amazing where tiny bits of proto-sanity appear in USG
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Price signal improved, FU USG, or is better price signal impossible without MPEx options?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20300 @ 0.00076455 = 15.5204 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: market maker can use whatever signal he choses.
BingoBoingo: Ah
mircea_popescu: Rick is a Chinese guy who works in a shitty office in a shitty town. Because the printers suck, occasionally his name is misspelled.
mircea_popescu: His boss suggests he change his name.
mircea_popescu: Rick changes his name.
mircea_popescu: To Denis.
ascii_field: l0l!!
ascii_field: and we now know that it was a 'xerox'.
mircea_popescu: :))
ascii_field: (xerox is the true unsung hero-to-zero story of usa - for fucks sake they had the interactive graphical computer before anyone else)
ascii_field: and they wiped their arses with it.
mircea_popescu: the parc huh. myeah.
mircea_popescu: whenever you hear the inept business majors with the "adult supervision" bs, you can kindly remind them that they adult supervised xerox right into the fucking hole.
ascii_field: and hp, and, and, and, ...
ascii_field: bell labs.
ascii_field: and.
mircea_popescu: so far the score's preeeeety badly stacked against 'em
ascii_field: but y'see 'it doesn't count'
ascii_field: because.
mircea_popescu: and yet they manage to delude themselves into this wholly hallucinated alt-reality where they are actually useful,
mircea_popescu: and they didn't just waste their tiome and govt's money in school
mircea_popescu: and business degree is better than art degree.
mircea_popescu: hey - at least half the trombone & clowning majors can suck cock!
ascii_field: because they get 'gold parachute' and yacht, while engineer works 100 hr/wk and dies of coronary at 39
ascii_field: in other nyooz, this horror apparently exists: http://www.amazon.com/Blockchain-Blueprint-Economy-Melanie-Swan/dp/1491920491
ascii_field: the reviews are lulzy
ascii_field: and i've lost what respect i had remaining for the publisher.
ascii_field: this one actually makes the antonopoulos book look good!
ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277984 << what would be better yet is if the various firms who grabbed historical figures they had ~nothing~ to do with - e.g., tesla, galois - were similarly detrademarked
assbot: Logged on 17-09-2015 19:55:51; mircea_popescu: well at least the shitheads didn't try to trademark the integral sign
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14952 @ 0.00076913 = 11.5 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19077 @ 0.00076307 = 14.5571 BTC [-]
ascii_field: re: galois corp: vintage lul: https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22029474-900-play-video-games-to-help-military-secure-its-software
assbot: Play video games to help military secure its software | New Scientist ... ( http://bit.ly/1Kpc1CM )
BingoBoingo: !up hdbuck
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_field
deedbot-: [Qntra] Bitcoin Mining Difficulty Grows For The Sixth Consecutive Time - http://qntra.net/2015/09/bitcoin-mining-difficulty-grows-for-the-sixth-consecutive-time/
punkman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYM50dBa1Fk
assbot: Witness - Chinese Dreamland - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lkg74v )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23000 @ 0.00076187 = 17.523 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19100 @ 0.0007574 = 14.4663 BTC [-] {3}
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 5.00000000 BTC on 'No' - EUR/USD Parity in 2015 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1111/eur-usd-parity-in-2015/#b31
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18200 @ 0.00076149 = 13.8591 BTC [+]
gernika: great video punkman
BingoBoingo: !up hdbuck
BingoBoingo: !Up ascii_field
deedbot-: [Qntra] CFTC Regulatory Butt Thunder Continues - http://qntra.net/2015/09/cftc-regulatory-butt-thunder-continues/
shinohai: Butt Thunder
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23550 @ 0.00075775 = 17.845 BTC [-] {4}
BingoBoingo: Indeed
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23991 @ 0.00076958 = 18.463 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15175 @ 0.0007698 = 11.6817 BTC [+] {4}
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_field
BingoBoingo: !up hdbuck
punkman: gernika: strange little film
gernika: punkman: at least she had the opportunity to work in a sweatshop when the startup didn't work out.
punkman: gernika: she was probably getting further into debt to attend sewing machine school
punkman: who knows if she even got a job after
gernika: punkman: hmm yeah good point.
punkman: I think the best moment was when she says "I don't know if it's just me pretending or if everyone is"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15570 @ 0.00075911 = 11.8193 BTC [-] {3}
gernika: I missed that part - but my favorite was the discussion of how much people of various races were worth.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3578 @ 0.00075373 = 2.6968 BTC [-]
gernika: the line you quote adds to the eerie similarity to the sillyconvalley vibe I detected though.
gernika: Except here afaik an individual can not get a business loan. Only car and home loans.
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-09-2015#1275596 <<< sounds familiar http://hellorigby.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/seagull-steals-bag-of-chips.gif
assbot: Logged on 15-09-2015 23:23:53; punkman: I saw a dog steal an unopened bag of cheetos while I was buying some tobacco from a kiosk couple days ago. guy inside shrugs "what am I gonna do, chase the fucking mutt". I wonder if some bum trained the dog, it was wearing a length of string as a collar.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1NGERpe )
punkman: http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/1737917-investigative-report-china-theft-incorporated/
assbot: EXCLUSIVE: How Hacking and Espionage Fuel China's Growth ... ( http://bit.ly/1NGEXNN )
punkman: "Our intelligence unit’s latest estimates are that U.S. companies and the U.S. economy lose approximately $5 trillion each year, or over 30 percent of the U.S. GDP when you factor the full value of the stolen innovation"
ascii_field: wreckerz!
punkman: $5 gazillion innovations
ascii_field: wreckin' our socialist paradise.
mats: same old yarn
trinque: can't lose what you never had
mats: with the familiar garnish of Tiananmen Sq mention, so readers are reminded chinese people also hate freedom
ascii_field: and annexed hongkong !?
ascii_field: how come that was forgiven ?!>
ascii_field: omg112121211 annexing!
trinque: don't worry, Trump will "negotiate" with those chinese pussies
trinque: we'll be great again soon
punkman: http://fusion.net/story/199332/this-is-what-a-350000-house-in-san-francisco-looks-like/
assbot: How Bad are San Francisco's Housing Prices? | Fusion ... ( http://bit.ly/1LASAYB )
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
ascii_field: 'Still, when a complete, condemnable dump is on the market for a third of a million dollars, it’s clear that money has lost all meaning.'
trinque: ^ remarkably on point
punkman: would probably cost more if the plot was empty
punkman: http://www.dw.com/en/islamist-shot-dead-in-berlin-after-knife-attack-on-policewoman/a-18721009
assbot: ′Islamist′ shot dead in Berlin after knife attack on policewoman | Breaking News | DW.COM | 17.09.2015 ... ( http://bit.ly/1LASU9G )
ascii_field: http://www.dw.com/en/romanian-prime-minister-ponta-indicted-for-corruption/a-18720431
assbot: Romanian Prime Minister Ponta indicted for corruption | News | DW.COM | 17.09.2015 ... ( http://bit.ly/1LAT3Kt )
punkman: 40k euros, pfft
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 3.48893236 BTC on 'No' - EUR/USD Parity in 2015 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1111/eur-usd-parity-in-2015/#b32
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9100 @ 0.00075526 = 6.8729 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23050 @ 0.00075646 = 17.4364 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15600 @ 0.00076274 = 11.8987 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22000 @ 0.00076274 = 16.7803 BTC [+]
mod6: gernika: did bitcoind exit cleanly for you, finally?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4750 @ 0.00075705 = 3.596 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3682 @ 0.00076274 = 2.8084 BTC [+]
gernika: mod6 yes - probably around 30 min
mod6: gernika: ah, cool.
gernika: Yeah syncing again. Sooooo close to being fully synced.
mod6: nice!
nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/ranee-panjabi-hearing-impaired-1.3231791
assbot: Forgotten deal means MUN prof doesn't have to accommodate hearing-impaired students - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News ... ( http://bit.ly/1KtWAO9 )
nubbins`: "your honour, my client had a forgotten deal. i move to dismiss"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17400 @ 0.00075952 = 13.2156 BTC [-] {2}
punkman: "told student she wouldn't wear FM system due to religious reasons" lolwut
nubbins`: 8)
nubbins`: newfy kim davis
nubbins`: uni's response is priceless
nubbins`: "actually we signed a contract saying she didn't have to accommodate deafos"
nubbins`: OH WELL THEN
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8890 @ 0.00075765 = 6.7355 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14896 @ 0.00075518 = 11.2492 BTC [-] {2}
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-09-2015#1277431 <<< it's an acronym so please to pronounce it Q N T R A
assbot: Logged on 17-09-2015 03:05:37; BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Mentally I pronounce it Cunt-Raw
gernika: My preferred mental pronunciation is "contra"
BingoBoingo: cazalla: What did the acronym stand for again?
cazalla: BingoBoingo, Quarrelsome Niggaz Trollin' Reddit Always
BingoBoingo: Ah, damn my memory
BingoBoingo: 24 Hours after the submission Qntra has made the front page of slashdot for the I forget whicheth time http://yro.slashdot.org/story/15/09/17/2215209/bitcoin-trader-agrees-to-work-for-police-in-plea-agreement
assbot: Bitcoin Trader Agrees To Work For Police In Plea Agreement - Slashdot ... ( http://bit.ly/1il1UZ7 )
BingoBoingo: http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=8027571&cid=50545833
assbot: Bitcoin Trader Agrees To Work For Police In Plea Agreement - Slashdot ... ( http://bit.ly/1il2c2j )
cazalla: does anyone read slashdot these days?
BingoBoingo: I still do. Not as many people seem to read it as when MP saved BSDM, but it gets reads by virtue of not being as bad as other places you can find stories missed elsewhere
BingoBoingo: I as so fucking happy I won the Rand Paul bet
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16459 @ 0.00076274 = 12.5539 BTC [+]
cazalla: your shout!
mircea_popescu: wow wd.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, they added another link in front of ours, but at least this time they didn't replace it with a derpier venue
mircea_popescu: i meant re the bet lol.
mircea_popescu: wasn't it 10:1 ?
mircea_popescu: da fuck i care about slashdot.
BingoBoingo: Ah, it was more than 10:1
BingoBoingo: And then the bet clsoed and they announced the debate would have an extra hour
BingoBoingo: But he spoke at a rate that still would have given him a win
mircea_popescu: pretty impressive call.
BingoBoingo: They put out 5 BTC and only the BitBet bet had matched it. s.qntr was way up so I figured I'd price their 5 BTC
BingoBoingo: Then someone later threw up a smaller million satoshi bet, which also did well.
BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2015/09/pascal-reid-pleads-guilty-promises-to-service-usg-law-enforcement/#comment-58331
assbot: Pascal Reid Pleads Guilty Promising to Service USG "Law Enforcement" – Full Draft Plea Text | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1il5ZwB )
mircea_popescu: http://sourceforge.net/p/bitcoin/mailman/message/34162353/ the lolz of seasons past...
assbot: Bitcoin / Mailing Lists ... ( http://bit.ly/1Yi3yvB )
BingoBoingo: Fucking Hearnia. How has that crowd gone on so long without consulting a surgeon to repair their pelvic floor?
mircea_popescu: oh you don't understand, "Gavin has support from the companies and has talked to economists".
mircea_popescu: fucktards.
BingoBoingo: No-No-No Gavin isn't Hearnia, he is fistula
BingoBoingo: Like Venezuela
mircea_popescu: mike_hearnMike Hearn - Bitcoin Expert 2 points 3 months ago - It's nobodies "fault" - there is no such thing as a programmer who never writes buggy code.
mircea_popescu: herp.
mircea_popescu: we just lie and steal and you know, it's nobody's fault, not like there exist things that work or people who aren't shitheads just like us. har har.
mircea_popescu: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 375011 | Current Difficulty: 5.933535123386657E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 376991 | Next Difficulty In: 1980 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 6 days, 18 hours, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
BingoBoingo: mega lol https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3lcbgd/speaker_lineup_for_devcore_workshop_draper/cv58rvg
assbot: super3 comments on Speaker lineup for DevCore Workshop @ Draper: Andreas M. Antonopolous, Greg Maxwell, Gavin Andresen, Matt Coralo, Jeff Garzik, Michael Perklin & Charlie Lee ... ( http://bit.ly/1il8S0u )
mircea_popescu: people need to learn to stop associated with scammers.
BingoBoingo: Seriously
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell hdbuck what is your primary language?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: Typical WaPo reader: "My wife doesn’t have a strong sex drive. I have always found sex to be awkward. I have a bit of a mental block—although I understand it on a biological level, I still don’t like the idea of sticking my body part inside another body." >> http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2015/09/dear_prudence_my_friend_s_wife_stays_home_and_berates_him_while_he_works.html
assbot: Dear Prudence: My friend’s wife stays home and berates him while he works two jobs. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Yi5Zy9 )
mircea_popescu: hahaah
mircea_popescu: needs some "refugees".
BingoBoingo: Seriously. Or maybe needs to refugee to Tanzania
BingoBoingo: The more I read the more seriously awesome Tanzania sounds
mircea_popescu: rly ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Seriously. Potential Border skirmishes with Rwanda means a legit reason to hoard recreational firepower for weekend entertainment. Also asoundingly low HIV rates for its geography.
mircea_popescu: deedbot- http://dpaste.com/1XKCNGF.txt
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1ilb9IV )
deedbot-: accepted: 1
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] [PAID] 1.53796614 BTC to 10`000`000 shares, 15 satoshi per share
mircea_popescu: rwanda is that unique place on earth that banned plastic bags
mircea_popescu: well, other than being a total famished shithole / ex genocide site ec.
BingoBoingo: But Rwanda has too much aids, and plastic bags are a net positive for society. The things seriously break down fast.
mircea_popescu: notrly. all the places where the beoble abound, you mostly find the trees covered in them.
BingoBoingo: Ah, they get littered to fast there. Here they break down faster than most paper.
cazalla: dayum, was gonna say one for BingoBoingo but i think one of me instead http://i.imgur.com/smOdXoy.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1ilc4ZR )
cazalla: stop resisting! https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=3&v=-Dk6bXdBdVs
assbot: Cop hits kid with baton at Stockton RTD - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1ilcbVf )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] [PAID] 265.96738432 BTC to 1`000`000`000 shares, 26 satoshi per share
mircea_popescu: deedbot- http://dpaste.com/19W56G9.txt
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1ilcf7A )
deedbot-: accepted: 1
mircea_popescu: she's pretty.
cazalla: for me, not of me.. obvious typo
mircea_popescu: cazalla in drag & blackface. hm.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34500 @ 0.00075341 = 25.9926 BTC [-] {3}
BingoBoingo: <cazalla> dayum, was gonna say one for BingoBoingo but i think one of me instead http://i.imgur.com/smOdXoy.jpg << Oh Lordie
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1ilc4ZR )
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> cazalla in drag & blackface. hm. << Looks like a pure Cassava fed African Woman
BingoBoingo: You know, BitBet doesn't seem to be doing poorly on the Rand Paul bet either https://bitbet.us/bet/1197/rand-paul-will-get-less-than-7-minutes/#b2
assbot: BitBet - Rand Paul will get less than 7 minutes in Sept. 16th Republican debate :: 5.04 B (94%) on Yes, 0.31 B (6%) on No | closed 3 days 2 hours ago ... ( http://bit.ly/1Yia1GT )
mircea_popescu: lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27226 @ 0.00075296 = 20.5001 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: And if any BitBettors are intersted Made this the same day as my first Rand bet https://bitbet.us/bet/1198/connor-mcdavid-will-live-up-to-the-hype/#b4
assbot: BitBet - Connor McDavid will live up to the hype :: 0.2 B (12%) on Yes, 1.41 B (88%) on No | closing in 4 months 2 weeks | weight: 94`846 (100`000 to 25`000) ... ( http://bit.ly/1Yiah8L )
mircea_popescu: in other news, hanbot in leather goods store. saleswoman decides to upsell her on leather belt. the innermost hole's about a mile too tight. saleswoman proceeds to turn store upside down out of saleswomany ambition. eventually finds one flimsy belth apparently intended for schoolgirls, that on the tightest setting is you know, sorta sitting there unobviously loose.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8738 @ 0.00075289 = 6.5788 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: moral being that a great ass is wasted without a wasp waist.
mircea_popescu: a mile too wide* i mean.
BingoBoingo: lol
BingoBoingo: https://slimgur.com/images/2015/09/17/bcc324bcf6b7aa63e1d5b01fef99dacc.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Yiaxoh )
mircea_popescu: the nerve.
BingoBoingo: The moral of the story is that waist is a primary measure of health among women in the same way percentage completion to FUDA is a primary measure of health among men
mircea_popescu: actually it is isn't it.
cazalla: did you coin that meme BingoBoingo because i never heard of a fuda until today
mircea_popescu: and from the "best fake name ever" department, http://trilema.com/2014/why-dogecoin-is-a-scam-why-the-people-pushing-it-are-assholes-why-business-insider-is-a-contemptible-piece-of-shit-why-anyone-who-ever-worked-for-it-will-be-dancing-in-the-street-for-nickels-and-wh/#comment-115375
assbot: Why Dogecoin is a scam, why the people pushing it are assholes, why Business Insider is a contemptible piece of shit, why anyone who ever worked for it will be dancing in the street for nickels and why Kevin Rose is a fuckwit. Plus other considerations. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1ile8kG )
BingoBoingo: cazalla: Originally idiots used it to refer to male FUPA (Fat Upper Pubic Area) which isn't gendered. So I created a better meaning for FUDA: Fat Usurping Dick Apex
BingoBoingo: Or area, Apex is prolly better
cazalla: for some reason i always assumed fupa was gender specific despite knowing what it meant
BingoBoingo: Equalitit
mircea_popescu: so women exist whose pubic bone can not be palpated do they ?!
BingoBoingo: Unfortunately
mircea_popescu: im telling you, 3rd gender.
BingoBoingo: "Women" also exist who can not get actual vaginal penetration without 24 inch dicks
mircea_popescu: he, she, and sf.
mircea_popescu: or i guess s-f
mircea_popescu is tempted to start using the subhuman pronoun.
BingoBoingo: WHich new pronoun is the subhuman one?
mircea_popescu: well the gender being stupid-fat...
BingoBoingo: Needs a vowel maybe.
mircea_popescu: nah, vowels have too many calories.
BingoBoingo: https://i.imgur.com/p2I1EeS.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1YidEwF )
BingoBoingo: Eh, what ABout Zi-Zir or some other new age shit.
mircea_popescu: mno, the problem with dating sites is that unless you intend to meet a dog, you're in the wrong place.
mircea_popescu: "met on the internet" !!!!= "met on dating site".
mircea_popescu: dating site is basically where people who don't meet go. much like reddit is where people who don't read go.
mircea_popescu: should be writtit srsly.
BingoBoingo: Oh, no there are fun opportunities that pop up on dating sites like the recently out of a long term relationship and cute girls with borderline personality disorder. THe holy grail to hunt for is the overlap
cazalla: so where is the dating site that removes fat shaming body type descriptions in place of all women are beautiful regardless of size
BingoBoingo: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-09-2015#1278234 << Hell
assbot: Logged on 18-09-2015 02:56:26; cazalla: so where is the dating site that removes fat shaming body type descriptions in place of all women are beautiful regardless of size
cazalla: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/bitcoin-artist-kuno-goda-migrates-ethereum-1520072
assbot: Bitcoin artist Kuno Goda migrates to Ethereum ... ( http://bit.ly/1FQV1EE )
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 233.66, vol: 16623.89896827 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 231.966, vol: 7341.19419 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 233.86, vol: 11929.06108828 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 242.8, vol: 5.94194598 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 235.229364, vol: 15965.46670000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 233.94841, vol: 46.38149774 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 234.68482, vol: 115.92835111 | Volume-weighted last (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: ;;more
gribble: average: 233.951996369
BingoBoingo: cazalla: Wait, screen prints of Game of Life creatures are marketable?
cazalla: apparently so
BingoBoingo: Fuck I was on the wrong path doing oild painting of Kim Jung Il on a train getting slaughtered by a heart
pete_dushenski: https://www.timeshighereducation.com/news/social-sciences-and-humanities-faculties-close-japan-after-ministerial-decree << goooOooo social sciences!
assbot: | Times Higher Education ... ( http://bit.ly/1OiyTL9 )

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