(trilema) nubbins`: maybe a hand cupping the genitals
(trilema) nubbins`: walk up to naked dude, "what about bitcoin?"
(trilema) nubbins`: imagine if you'd brought your poster with you :p
(trilema) nubbins`: not bad!
(trilema) nubbins`: they did not serve south african beef
(trilema) nubbins`: oh THAT south ___
(trilema) nubbins`: i worked in a restaurant here in canada, they served argentine beef
(trilema) nubbins`: yup
(trilema) nubbins`: !up Vexual
(trilema) nubbins` checks for fisher-price logo
(trilema) nubbins`: o.O
(trilema) nubbins`: "your order number is 999"
(trilema) nubbins`: hrm
(trilema) nubbins` shrugs
(trilema) nubbins`: actually maybe barley
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu i feel like it was some sort of shitty type of wheat
(trilema) nubbins`: by the time "until" reached my lips, i realized that's exactly what it was 8)
(trilema) nubbins`: ben_vulpes i was recently trying to describe the sensation of being rendered unconscious by NO2 in a clinical setting. after hemming and hawing for a few minutes, i said "it's sort of like doing whippets until you pass out"
(trilema) nubbins`: LEL I KID
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu iirc the b deficiencies were from doing whippets all day
(trilema) nubbins`: grains are great
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway. on its way. i guess.
(trilema) nubbins`: guy was all "we'll never find it", i described the shape and he was all "o yeah, that one"
(trilema) nubbins`: postage apparently emancipated itself from the package, it'd been sitting in an abandoned mail room awaiting destruction
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller you know they found your poster?
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;seen thestringpuller
(trilema) nubbins`: fun with Dick and Vous
(trilema) nubbins`: See vous play. Play, vous, play.
(trilema) nubbins` idly considers opening a sports shop named "s'il vous play"
(trilema) nubbins`: groan, eyeroll
(trilema) nubbins`: but silkscreen? nfi
(trilema) nubbins`: you'd see this occasionally in old letterpress shit, where the publisher ran outta type in the given font
(trilema) nubbins`: side note: that's a silkscreened cover
(trilema) nubbins`: fun /with/ dick and jane
(trilema) nubbins`: suppose it doesn't matter
(trilema) nubbins`: not sure what i'd get if i hooked up a wire
(trilema) nubbins`: the proof is in the ping!
(trilema) nubbins`: provide text file w/ trusted nodes as argument or smth
(trilema) nubbins`: but hey, to boldly go
(trilema) nubbins`: not like this isn't a fool's errand anyway, if it's gonna clam up at block 250k
(trilema) nubbins`: ("kissco? the fu...")
(trilema) nubbins`: the r is silent
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: 5.7MB/s over wifi
(trilema) nubbins`: nope, crisco
(trilema) nubbins`: w/e it runs on, it works
(trilema) nubbins`: 60KB/s is probably the best upload speed i'll ever get from some random user
(trilema) nubbins`: they're all slow as shit
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm assuming it grabs a diff node each time
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, see, bitcoind crashes ~1x daily on this vm
(trilema) nubbins`: a a a
(trilema) nubbins`: only thing i know how to flush is the toilet
(trilema) nubbins`: seriously tho, i'm downloading blocks over fiber at 60KB/s
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: jesus
(trilema) nubbins`: wat.
(trilema) nubbins`: huly fu-u-u-u-u-ck it takes a long time to download the blockchain
(trilema) nubbins`: you need like 30-45 minutes to eat a donair
(trilema) nubbins`: fast to order... eating it in a reasonable amount of time is the problem
(trilema) nubbins`: didn't have time for a donair ;/
(trilema) nubbins`: i settled for a meat sub instead
(trilema) nubbins`: it'll make an o'reilly cover look like Dick & Jane
(trilema) nubbins`: meantime, i may have something special lined up for the cover
(trilema) nubbins`: something tells me this book ain't getting done by nov 15 ;D
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform ^
(trilema) nubbins`: !s preferred syntax highlighting style
(trilema) nubbins`: chew on THAT for a bit.
(trilema) nubbins`: fun fact, poutine is a common "first solid food" for babies in northern canada
(trilema) nubbins`: o wow
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;google king of donair trailer park boys
(trilema) nubbins`: ok, peace
(trilema) nubbins`: i still can't believe she wasn't a donair
(trilema) nubbins`: bbl gotta go buy a donair
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm canadian, it's a donair.
(trilema) nubbins` shakes head
(trilema) nubbins`: no sugar?!
(trilema) nubbins`: i like making a huge batch of donairs once or twice a year
(trilema) nubbins`: halifax-style donair sauce is the best thing
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu you don't dry-rub your briskets?!
(trilema) nubbins`: FWIW the "sweet sauce" has garlic as the main spice
(trilema) nubbins`: enough is enough! order a jumbo meat lovers and send the donair sauce to the property owner!
(trilema) nubbins`: "yeah, o'dea said he was gonna buy a bunch of pizza and leave it out front, but he didn't...
(trilema) nubbins`: dicksurgery.ca
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: needs a bit of work tho ;/
(trilema) nubbins`: i've already got a deck!
(trilema) nubbins`: one thing the castellanos did right
(trilema) nubbins`: barring ambiguousness, pronouns should always be omitted
(trilema) nubbins`: "...what?"
(trilema) nubbins`: "deck reattachment: $200"
(trilema) nubbins`: would love to see o'dea's face when he gets the bill
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: city workers prolly get 25-35/hr during business hours
(trilema) nubbins`: varies by province
(trilema) nubbins`: $10.25 in 2dl afaicr
(trilema) nubbins`: try again
(trilema) nubbins`: union crew, buddy
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu no doubt, but it's my duty
(trilema) nubbins`: this is maybe the 5th time in 3 years i've made this happen ;/
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, would be interesting to see how many prior invoices have gone unpaid
(trilema) nubbins`: i already pay plenty by living next to the guy
(trilema) nubbins`: doc o'keefe don't give a fuck about no pgp
(trilema) nubbins`: HEH
(trilema) nubbins`: plastic is the new wood
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, good on the city, i guess; reattaching the deck is way cheaper than dismantling it and hauling it to the dump
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ that little bit of white trim is where the door used to be
(trilema) nubbins`: bet it was a crazy buzz tho
(trilema) nubbins`: feed that woman enough beans and she'd make a great espresso machine
(trilema) nubbins`: "fuck the sharps container, this one's going in the road"
(trilema) nubbins`: but you do find needles from time to time
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu not as bad as i make it seem
(trilema) nubbins`: i gotta take a picture
(trilema) nubbins`: my sides
(trilema) nubbins`: so i got that reply late last night. today, the city comes, picks up the trash out front, gets a ladder, and REATTACHES THE DECK TO THE HOUSE
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, i pasted both, parse em as you will ;p
(trilema) nubbins`: too true, but bg info!
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu gotta call a diamond a diamond
(trilema) nubbins`: i can picture the old fart hove off on his couch w/ his ipad, smoking a cigar, "y'know what? enough IS enough"
(trilema) nubbins`: my sides
(trilema) nubbins`: then the MAYOR emails me back, CCing the city manager:
(trilema) nubbins`: a couple councillors email back "we will notify the appropriate people" etc
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ that's the email i wrote to the city
(trilema) nubbins`: now there's something to chew on
(trilema) nubbins`: but some of them were thought-provoking
(trilema) nubbins`: 500yo prayer nut with a yellow sticky note next to it ;/
(trilema) nubbins`: speaking of sickness, i visited the rijksmuseum this summer and they had "sicknesses" stuck up all over the collections
(trilema) nubbins`: er, wait, isn't it actually .. yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: mirror's curved to make the driver more cautious
(trilema) nubbins`: you may, but you'll need to stretch that dough out a bit further before i can see what sort of loaf you're making
(trilema) nubbins`: you're equating human behaviour to the physical properties of a curved surface
(trilema) nubbins`: dat broken analogy
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;dict expound
(trilema) nubbins`: o.O
(trilema) nubbins`: so, so, so many people.
(trilema) nubbins`: the pervasiveness of the "just a slut" line of thinking is a symptom of such a deep-rooted sickness in society that it's *almost* enough to make you feel pity for the people parroting it
(trilema) nubbins`: see: jail
(trilema) nubbins`: "fuck you, ghomeshi, i want to leave" followed by a "fuck me? FUCK YOU" and a throat-slitting probably didn't seem wildly implausible at the time, either
(trilema) nubbins`: if you were a woman alone with a guy who just slammed you against a wall by your throat and punched you in the head, you'd probably suck his dick to get outta there too
(trilema) nubbins` has a hearty lel
(trilema) nubbins`: the blue two-page spread in the bottom row is jacob's
(trilema) nubbins`: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.876287569063860.1073741827.307815925911030&type=1&l=96b7490ddb
(trilema) nubbins`: well i doubt she was an air force captain back then
(trilema) nubbins`: we actually published some of jacob's art last year
(trilema) nubbins`: heh yep.
(trilema) nubbins`: he's a pretty good new trevor
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, i like jacob's character
(trilema) nubbins`: incidentally, have you seen season 9 of tpb?
(trilema) nubbins`: oh you
(trilema) nubbins`: ...
(trilema) nubbins`: gotcha
(trilema) nubbins` nods slowly
(trilema) nubbins`: just so we're clear, you know these people are actors? ;p
(trilema) nubbins`: incidentally, an actor on TPB alleged that ghomeshi assaulted her
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;ud mockumentary
(trilema) nubbins`: documentary stars? o.O
(trilema) nubbins`: have you heard of pamela wallin?
(trilema) nubbins`: well, you're not canadian :)
(trilema) nubbins`: for a while, he was a young breath of life in our creaky, aging public broadcaster
(trilema) nubbins`: The20YearIRCloud not anymore 8)
(trilema) nubbins`: cry me a river a goddamn mile wide. also, fuck you, businessinsider.com, for inserting copyright notices into my clipboard
(trilema) nubbins`: Dark traffic is vexing because web publishers like to be able to offer their advertisers solid data on the quality of their readers.
(trilema) nubbins`: the crash and burn will reach temperatures so high that not even soot will remain
(trilema) nubbins`: this is great, every less-than-admirable thing this guy has ever done is bubbling to the surface
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/11/02/ghomeshi-video-fans-sick-1996_n_6090862.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular&ir=Canada+Music
(trilema) nubbins`: dat 8.8.8.8
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: businessing complete!
(trilema) nubbins`: bbl sooper srs business meeting
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu not in this town!!!
(trilema) nubbins`: jurov heh epic
(trilema) nubbins`: you're just as likely nowadays to see a headline about two neighbours arguing over a fence
(trilema) nubbins`: cbc is in a hard place these days. budget has been gutted by conservative govt's. they're less of a "great organization" with "values" every day
(trilema) nubbins`: well y'know. if messy ghomeshi had sense, he wouldn't be in the pickle hes in
(trilema) nubbins`: chefs buy and maintain their own knives
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm no ghomeshi
(trilema) nubbins`: my own thigh!!!
(trilema) nubbins` slaps thigh
(trilema) nubbins`: "the committee: it worked for C++"
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: half the roads aren't wide enough for cars
(trilema) nubbins`: no secrets in the battery
(trilema) nubbins`: ("what the fuck is the battery?" http://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/66399979.jpg)
(trilema) nubbins`: bounce a couple more
(trilema) nubbins`: so if you wave enough $$$, you can do w/e the fuck you want. build a condo in the battery, w/e
(trilema) nubbins`: well, the great thing about these bylaws is that people can be granted EXCEPTIONS
(trilema) nubbins`: seriously, they regulate the width of the trim you put around your windows
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah. essentially, renovations are not allowed unless you keep your house in the style that was popular after the great fire in 1892
(trilema) nubbins`: the city has "heritage regulations" for the downtown core, it's a nightmare
(trilema) nubbins`: heh.
(trilema) nubbins`: me either. i'd love a rooftop deck
(trilema) nubbins`: i get in touch with the city about this guy 3-4 times per year
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu natch
(trilema) nubbins`: now it's just sitting there, rotting, waiting to blow over and kill me while i bbq
(trilema) nubbins`: so he removes the deck from the side of the house, pulls it into the middle of the roof, and WALLS OFF THE ENTRANCE so the deck can't be removed
(trilema) nubbins`: the house next door had a rooftop deck, and the owner is a notorious asshole slumlord, so i called the city on him
(trilema) nubbins`: so there's a bylaw in this city that you're not allowed to build a deck on your rooftop
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;later tell asciilifeform do you have a preferred syntax highlighting style? we can make it match w/e
(trilema) nubbins`: blockchain ham
(trilema) nubbins`: it's as if there's no stopping us ;0
(trilema) nubbins`: by using the available tools?!
(trilema) nubbins`: but how will we generate deeds locally and fund the addresses ourselves if deeds.bitcoin-assets.com is down
(trilema) nubbins`: PinkPosixPXE don't knock .net, where else can you combine c-style code with visual basic in the same executable? :D
(trilema) nubbins`: i bet it was like 1% of xmas traffic ;/
(trilema) nubbins`: <@gmaxwell> nubbins`: Change the hash to get rid of the crazy base58 (pita to implement) in the inner loop and make it a merkle tree so the proof can be compact even with many things commited. And instead of using a private key, use a pay-to-contract https://github.com/Blockstream/contracthashtool
(trilema) nubbins`: punkman fwiw:
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: my sides
(trilema) nubbins`: imagine paying someone to stop a ddos
(trilema) nubbins`: Bundle 12CJHNrBGLNxLaYbX9NH2tnU1JAeXxByZ6 confirmed in block BLOCKHEIGHT with transaction ID db155b101580cf08c366f6016abe3310a1122f7f67f7303878a7254e854e2689.
(trilema) nubbins`: [R.1] As established in The Bitcoin Public Record, Deed ID 9ULZPc7yeZ9fQEA1aZ73H6mcv1s2C4gYFAbNTb5urovj,
(trilema) nubbins`: now there's a [R.1] in the doc w/ no reference below :S
(trilema) nubbins`: http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/deed/J74EmoXm5mggdfGwAWvFCx4Z9KWycj3jeeLthijXAvY
(trilema) nubbins`: ah for shame, was just about to post the details in question
(trilema) nubbins`: jurov in fact, that REFERENCE should be amended to point to the foundation charter.
(trilema) nubbins`: <+jurov> the REFERENCES can't be replaced by definition.. why they must be there? <<< heh
(trilema) nubbins`: preferably replace the blablas with something that at least passes checksum
(trilema) nubbins`: and deed it up!
(trilema) nubbins`: jurov now gpg sign dat shit
(trilema) nubbins`: bounce ever try the w3c browser
(trilema) nubbins`: erm, is that standard?
(trilema) nubbins`: on a go-forward basis
(trilema) nubbins`: i support the standard standards
(trilema) nubbins`: perhaps we'll call this the superstandard, yes? set it apart a bit?
(trilema) nubbins`: so many standards, so few substandards
(trilema) nubbins`: kako haetmoad OFF
(trilema) nubbins`: gribble ticker
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;it !sure ,,was
(trilema) nubbins`: meantime, my 0-fee tx finally made it thru
(trilema) nubbins`: use the genesis deed address for donations 8)
(trilema) nubbins`: deeds 101
(trilema) nubbins`: thereby proving the document's existence at the time of funding.
(trilema) nubbins`: next, that address is funded: https://blockchain.info/address/14GVvUrtrNvszwKEr9Qnqevmuy3RNHA3yF