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dexX7: http://live.coinbr.com/?mpsic=S.MPOE 503 Service Temporarily Unavailable
ozbot: CoinBr Live S.MPOE
dexX7: ah nvm
BingoBoingo: Any thoughs on the not quite world series here?
pigeons: KRS1: peercover is having some legal/bank account issues at the moment FYI
pigeons: heh
pigeons: their google wallet account was closed as well
pigeons: and buy the way the guy's a nut
mircea_popescu: all the trappings of success.
pigeons: i hear he is going to start an exchange as the "secret sauce"
BingoBoingo: Amir is secret sauce? Gibson is secret sauce? Is the original buttcoin dude http://trilema.com/they-really-are-buttcoins-nao ever going to lend his secret santorum to a venture though?
pigeons: i cant read that link it always wants me to pay
mircea_popescu: no payn no gayn
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 22 @ 0.6 = 13.2 BTC [+] {3}
dub: tl;dr libertards are retarded
ozbot: New 6430u smells awful - Laptop General Hardware Forum - Laptop - Dell Community
pigeons: "Same issue - I have been blaming a new kitten who I swore was creeping into my closed back pack at night and magically only hitting the PC with a concentrated urine stream which then magically evaporated. Glad to hear I am not alone (people see my smelling my PC and think I am insane!) and my apologies to the cat."
BingoBoingo: Fucking furfags https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE I now what the fox says, and honestly I prefer the coyotes.
dub: gotta love those canned support indians
BingoBoingo: Who else thinks RealSolid has already cut and run?
mircea_popescu: is this the guy with solidcoin ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: That one. The mcxnow one now. Apparently he scammed new n00bs good this time.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 5 @ 0.0621 = 0.3105 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: well he's not going anywhere, seeing how it's what, the 3rd ? 4th ?
BingoBoingo: Yeah. Shame how linking his history won't save n00bs and their coins. I'm starting to wonder how he might compare to Pirate.
ozbot: S.MG - Eulora v0.0.3 pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: third version released.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 200 @ 0.00075 = 0.15 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: meh, doesn't look like we'll make 6am. still hopeful it will be today however.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 96 @ 0.06037814 = 5.7963 BTC [-] {3}
mod6: sweet, have to give v0.0.3 a try tomorrow when i get my new drive more set up.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 149 @ 0.00521027 = 0.7763 BTC [-] {2}
mod6: (my laptop drive failed yesterday)
mircea_popescu: i misspoke. mpex is back!
mircea_popescu: mod6 i tell you i tihnk they get shittier by the day.
BingoBoingo: In a lot of ways I find RealSolid scarier than pirateat40.
mircea_popescu: he never made any real btc did he ?
mircea_popescu: what's this latest thing you were mentioning ?
BingoBoingo: ;;rate RealSolid -10 Ponzi
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: He has a scam ponzi/exchange now.
mircea_popescu: what's it called ?
BingoBoingo: The dangerous part though, more so than pirate were probably the goals he had for his altcoins. Mcxnow is the exchange.
mircea_popescu: o the thing anon was adverttising earlier ?
BingoBoingo: Yeah, the thing dick bag was pumping.
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
mircea_popescu: didn;'t take him tyoo far looking at the log
BingoBoingo: The dangerous thing about RealSolid is he wanted a $1 to 1 scamcoin parity. This IPO and his lazy unreading depositors might let him pull it off enough to put some hurt onto the Bitcoin.
mircea_popescu: why's that cryptoblog guy covered his text in so much crap tho ;/
mircea_popescu: how's it hurting bitcoin ?
BingoBoingo: The cryptobloig guy is some LTC noob.
mircea_popescu: skinnkavaj:
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic: Like TAT is some holy god. I have much respect for TAT. But almost lost it now when he throw a word like ponzi, without any resarch. << i love these guys and their evolving respect thingee.
BingoBoingo: The RealSolid/Mcx guy though has a lot of BTC and a hell of a premine without the hate the XRP folk have hampering them.
BingoBoingo: Now that he's cashing out RealSolid seems like an especially dangerous irrational actor on the BTC market. Sure, he'll probably break eventually but cause a lot of Chaos on his way down
BingoBoingo: RealSolid is a dickbag noob, but an ideologue dickbag n00b.
mircea_popescu: if he has a lot of btc why was he begging on the forum / stealing a coupla hundred ?
BingoBoingo: A few hundred wouldn't be a problem. It looks like he like LabCoin somehow is getting a few thousand on the hopes of the uneducated. The sort that last year and this spring should have swept out of BTC>
mircea_popescu: doubt it very much.
BingoBoingo: Well he could fake it since it is his exchange. I've learned though never to underestimate the n00bishness of the unread though.
geofflosophy: evening gents
BingoBoingo: ;;ident geofflosophy
gribble: Nick 'geofflosophy', with hostmask 'geofflosophy!~gimmedaty@198.199.89.234', is not identified.
mircea_popescu: it is a good nick.
BingoBoingo: geofflosophy: Probably want to register that one with nickserv
geofflosophy: sorry, I'm kind of a nub, haven't really done much IRC stuff since my CS days in the early 2000s
geofflosophy: nickserv sounds marginally familiar
BingoBoingo: geofflosophy: DOn't worry, just read http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#userregistration
geofflosophy: alright so Im regisered now
mircea_popescu: good for you.
BingoBoingo: I might have to do an mcxnow post. I just wish I would have capped the history before the dood who ran their forums resurfaced.
mircea_popescu: you'll know next time
mircea_popescu: tho imo you're better off not filling the page with forum screenshots.
mircea_popescu: they add nothing. copy/past the material as quotes so it's indexable, maybe have a gallery for screenshots
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well text scraping or transcribing are better forms of capping. A sentence is worth a thousand screenshots. I've started the habit of logging anything vaguely scammy though.
mircea_popescu: can't hurt. make sure you keep it well sorted for later.
BingoBoingo: The autopsy of Labcoin is taking longer than expected, but letting it rot on cryprostocks a bit longer can't hurt.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00526321 = 0.5263 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0053 = 0.53 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 219 @ 0.00109887 = 0.2407 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: So Cardano is still smart phone sized?
mircea_popescu: actually penning an announcement right now
BingoBoingo: Cool. Hopefully the Cardinals can take the world series so I can throw coin from that into the Cardano fund.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 4 @ 0.0621 = 0.2484 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 476 @ 0.00109899 = 0.5231 BTC [+] {3}
ozbot: S.NSA - Cardano pricing, other statements pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo ^
dub: nice model-m
BingoBoingo: Shit mircea_popescu Looks like I'm getting 3
mircea_popescu: that's a good looking shirt innit
dub: what the fuck is an inch
mircea_popescu: dub asciilifeform has old shit. that's the keyboard i learned to c back in like 1990s
mod6: thats a great shirt :]
BingoBoingo: I also guess I'm taking the medium shirt and finding a hog to give the XL to as a night gown...
mod6: yah, those keyboards have some spring in the keys. quite nice to type on actually.
mircea_popescu: dude all the time i spent getting women hands pictures to find an intelligent, slutty looking one is worth it.
mod6: *CLACK* *CLACK*
mircea_popescu: you know that's what you all are responding to. intelligent, slutty looking female hand.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo kinda the idea of the pairing. make a friend.
mod6: the sign in the background is funny too
mod6: `clean ur own dishes neckbears!'
mod6: *beards
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Whatever happened to the eagle holding the cocks as a logo?
mircea_popescu: it didn't work out. the eagle kept eating the prop
mod6: ha
mod6: im ciked to get these cardanos
dub: lol penisbird
mircea_popescu: well the fake nsa has this seal with an eagle on it
mod6: did anyone else see the hecklers behind alexander today during his usual bs to congress?
mircea_popescu: In just five months, terrorists have killed thousands of people in Pakistan, Iraq, Yemen and Libya, he said. "And yet not one major terrorist incident in the United States since 9/11. That's not by accident," Alexander said.
mircea_popescu: then if another one happens it's all "nobody could have foreseen"
mircea_popescu: but before, it's all "that's no accident".
mod6: ya. then it'll be "WIRETAP ALL THE THINGS!!!" ... "OH WAIT..."
mircea_popescu: nice girl.
mod6: i like how up close the sunglasses read "STOP" on one lens and "SPYING" on the other.
mod6: so i was in this building downtown today, nearly got thrown out for doing nothing more than showing up too early for a meeting and using the free wifi in the lobby. i had a suit on for christsake.
mod6: i was on my tablet, they probably zoomed in on me reading up on -assets from the cameras and nearly shit themselfs.
mod6: "OMG GET RID OF THAT GUY!!!!111"
mod6: so they nearly escorted me out of the building until they realized i had a reasonable "purpose". not like i had a giant duffelbag with me or anything.
mod6: this place is getting more bizzare by the minute.
mircea_popescu: uh. da fuck building of nazism is tyhis
mod6: haha. exactly. all fascism, no filler.
mod6: in '14 jackboots will be standard issue.
mod6: what was even funnier about the whole thing... the security people didn't just ask me what i was doing there "my purpose" and then leave me be... they sat there with me for like 20+ minutes until someone came to meet me and escort me up to the proper floor.
mod6: its just like,.... "lol wow, THEY HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOMS!"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 700 @ 0.001099 = 0.7693 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: few days ago i was with a us guy downtown and he needed to pee
mircea_popescu: so i was like, well go in here, go pee.
mircea_popescu: "what's in here ? " "a highschool"
mircea_popescu: he took about ten minutes to be convinced that yes, you can go into a motherfucking highschool to use their toilet.
mod6: lol
mod6: that shit here would get you a swat team probably.
mircea_popescu: fucking ridiculous.
mod6: if you even made it past the door without being frisked.
mircea_popescu: and you see, there have been exactly 0 school shootings in this county since forever.
mircea_popescu: this, as mr alexander says, is no fucking accident.
mircea_popescu: if you let people take a leak when they're in a spot they become much less likely to shoot your place up.
mod6: yeah, its a fuckin joke.
BingoBoingo: Doesn't Mr Alexander have the starship enterprise office? Probably just butthurt he couldn't stop the clouds with his ship.
BingoBoingo: Or is this the Alexander who wants more clouds so he can hump schneier moar?
BingoBoingo: I probably need to check Eve soon and set the skill que to another space ship.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 7 @ 0.0621 = 0.4347 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00530002 = 0.53 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 475 @ 0.001099 = 0.522 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1181 @ 0.001099 = 1.2979 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0053 = 0.53 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 20000 @ 0.00070416 = 14.0832 BTC [+] {4}
bloctoc: you go bitnet!
bloctoc: bitbet
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P221T] 17 @ 0.68165594 = 11.5882 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 80 @ 0.0053 = 0.424 BTC [-]
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: 202.85
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 221/1.6716
gribble: 132.208662359
mircea_popescu: seems unlikely.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00082242 = 4.5233 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 850 @ 0.00082379 = 0.7002 BTC [+]
bitesak: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 210.81553, Best ask: 212.93496, Bid-ask spread: 2.11943, Last trade: 212.94498, 24 hour volume: 10880.26613193, 24 hour low: 207.06000, 24 hour high: 216.50000, 24 hour vwap: 212.08113
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 150 @ 0.00082379 = 0.1236 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 154 @ 0.00528 = 0.8131 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.0055777 = 0.4908 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 37 @ 0.00557998 = 0.2065 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5800 @ 0.0008169 = 4.738 BTC [-]
jurov: Hi all... sorry, coinbr stuff will take a while. got some executed/canceled orders, with no TradeHistory entries.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3650 @ 0.0008169 = 2.9817 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2700 @ 0.0008169 = 2.2056 BTC [-]
pankkake: asciilifeform> it's astounding that anybody thinks you can 'meaningfully establish identity' or somesuch through casual meatspace meetings with strangers. <= this is what most key signing documentation says. also it's how cacert works
pankkake: and people check government IDs
pankkake: well one time a guy had a lamp to check them, but otherwise… I could easily fool people
pankkake: mapping to unique governmental identities is stupid, but moreover, "i've known this guy for 10 years and never met him" should be much stronger than "I met this stranger once"
pankkake: I don't know where to start to fix this
ryan1894: does anybody know where creativex is?
chetty: pankkake: not to worry once we all get chipped ID will be settled :P
pankkake: that's another thing: we shouldn't necessarily have only one ID
bitesak: you mean not something like this http://imm.io/1jqx7 ?
pankkake: I have 3 google accounts. or more
bitesak: pretty sure they are linked in some way though?
pankkake: well by IP? but to outsiders those are separate identities
chetty: haha bet NSA knows :P
pankkake: no doubt about it, that's not the point
bitesak: indeed, IP for example, i'm no expert and pretty sure you are more versed in these matters than me. All this google stuff is a bit much..
jurov: coinbr back online :)
jurov: ..i mean... it was online all the time but now you can place/cancel orders
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 26 @ 0.60076923 = 15.62 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.69348300 BTC to 1`386`966 shares, 50 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 19 @ 0.00557899 = 0.106 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7991 @ 0.00081679 = 6.527 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.159 = 0.477 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 207 @ 0.00530613 = 1.0984 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.00544899 = 0.1907 BTC [-]
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5350 @ 0.00081226 = 4.3456 BTC [-] {2}
mod6: :]
nubbins`: (they don't!)
nubbins`: "A lack of pumpkins this year is being blamed on low numbers of bees"
pankkake: and who's to blame for the lack of bees?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.63 BTC [+]
kleeck: THE BEE KING
nubbins`: i was gonna say all the people killing bees
nubbins`: bees are bros, don't kill them :(
kleeck: bro! don't kill 'dem beez!
pankkake: I blame the lack of pumpkins
nubbins`: right?!
nubbins`: ooh pankkake circle of life
nubbins`: does this mean that if we start importing pumpkins we'll be overrun by bees?
kakobrekla: circle of jerk.
pankkake: beerobeeros
kleeck: it's spiraling out of control. Soon, we'll have a shortage of bees due to a shortage of pumpkins which will lead to less pumpkins.
kakobrekla: then the global warming will really start.
nubbins`: but less pumpkins means less pumpkin bread
jcpham: so pumpkins really produce honey?
jcpham: i realize bees make it
nubbins`: and then what the fuck am i supposed to eat with my coffee?!
jcpham: but it sounds like pumpkins are the real workhorses of honey production
deadweasel: eat bees.
kleeck: Then nubbins` is angry, and goes on a shooting rampage at his employ.
kleeck: It's all a mess, and it all starts with pumpkins.
nubbins`: i work from home, that'd be dangerous
nubbins`: well. less dangerous than if i worked in an office, i suppose
kleeck: Send your family my condolences.
pankkake: we need more pumpkins, less dumpkins
kleeck: and more blumpkins.
kleeck: ;ud blumpkins
kleeck: ;;ud blumpkin
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin | The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: blumpkin
nubbins`: i think this goes full-circle back to the fact that my mother doesn't live here: http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/nsa-xl.jpg
pankkake: oh god. at least this is better than space docking
kleeck: ;; ud space docking
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space%20docking | Brian squatted over her, lined it up, and began space docking. ... Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate  ...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: space docking
kakobrekla: the stuff people come up with.
jcpham: ;;ud felching
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching | The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: felching
pankkake: I'm ok with that
kleeck: That space docking clip was a great tease!
nubbins`: see, some of these are a bit put-on. you can't just stick a straw up someone's ass
kleeck: ;; ud ass straw
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass-straw | 1. ass-straw. Someone who likes the ass juice. Your such an ass-straw! Dude your boss is an ass-straw... mark as favorite buy ass-straw mugs & shirts. by Xer0  ...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: ass-straw
jcpham: unless it's a silly straw
kleeck: ;ud silly straw
kleeck: ;;ud silly straw
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Compton%20Silly%20Straw | The Compton Silly Straw is one of the most complicated sex moves on the planet. WARNING: It requires great flexibility, an average size penis, and ...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: Compton Silly Straw
jcpham: ;;google silly straw
gribble: Amazon.com: American Science & Surplus Silly Straw Plastic ...: <http://www.amazon.com/American-Science-Surplus-Plastic-Eyeglass/dp/B001JP9I5I>; Silly Straw Eyeglasses | Stupid.com: <http://www.stupid.com/silly-straw-eyeglasses.html>; The Official Krazy Straw Web Site: <http://www.krazystraws.com/>
nubbins`: WARNING: it requires an average sized penis
kleeck: ;; ud nubbins
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nubbins | 3. nubbins. 1. small breasts 2. nipples 3. fingers. 1. Check your nubbins! They're hanging out of your bathing suit, Savanna! 2. My nubbins look like milk duds! 3.
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: nubbins
jcpham: ;;ud smickles
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=proper%20smickles | 1) To be really good. 2) As replacement to okay or great. Note: Usually said with half-hearted meaning or sarcasm OR with little or no interest in ...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: proper smickles
jcpham: boo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.32 = 0.64 BTC [-]
kleeck: ;;ud jcpham
gribble: Google found nothing.
jcpham: i win the internet fuckers
nubbins`: ;;ud pham
kleeck: ;; ud worthless
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pham | 1. pham. common Vietnamese last name. Pham is super duper fun. mark as ... Pham. alternative word for 1. cute 2. cool 3. awesome 4. great. "omg instead of ...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: pham
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=worthless | 1. worthless. magikarp. magikarp is one of the most worthless pokemon. it's only purpose is to evolve into gyrados. mark as favorite buy worthless mugs & shirts.
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: worthless
kleeck: jcpham = Veitnamese Magikarp.
jcpham: yes
kleeck: ;;ud kleeck
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/products.php?defid=2569666 | by Andrew Van Kleeck. Definition: A plant grown and smoked in south africa. Used as a weed substitute and also provides a little zip. Example: I stayed up all  ...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: dagga dagga t-shirts, mugs and magnets
jcpham: please do not share these secrets
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 10 @ 0.06999999 = 0.7 BTC [+]
nubbins`: okay, in this order: coffee, book binding, t-shirt mailouts, supper, meeting, jam
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0053 = 0.53 BTC [-]
ozbot: CoinSwap: Transaction graph disjoint trustless trading.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5150 @ 0.00080729 = 4.1575 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.6 = 1.8 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.00528 = 0.4646 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.63 BTC [+]
soypirate: ;;nick soypirate
gribble: Error: You don't have the admin capability. If you think that you should have this capability, be sure that you are identified before trying again. The 'whoami' command can tell you if you're identified.
soypirate: ;;whoami
gribble: I don't recognize you.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1337 @ 0.00081394 = 1.0882 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MG] 1337 @ 0.0002 = 0.2674 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: im down to lesser number of euros than bitcoin again.
bob____: who is being cute?
bob____: buying leet amounts of mpoe + mg
kakobrekla: havent even noticed.
bob____: ^ last two sales
kakobrekla: i see nao
bob____: and where's the love for bitbet?
kakobrekla: cant afford it all ya know
bob____: hehe
soypirate: /msg NickServ VERIFY REGISTER soypirate ladkuxgdzcuh
kakobrekla: change your password
kleeck: RUN FOR TEH HILLZ
bob____: the british are coming!
TomServo: potentially disastrous
kleeck: OMG EVERY1 IZ FOLLOWING SUIT!
bob____: so cnn lets anyone post shit to their site? that is really odd
bob____: the author of that post joined cnn "iReport" today
kleeck: not sure what "irereport" really means.
kleeck: oh
kleeck: iREPORT.
kleeck: Clever.
kleeck: AKA Blog.
bob____: not even blog. more like a wiki i guess. anyone can post.
kleeck: How can I write a blog that looks like news... hmmm... Oh, look CNN.
kleeck: "BITCOIN TO THE... MARS? MARTIANS LOVE BITCOIN! SPIKE INCOMING!!"
bob____: "and this time it will be permanent"
kleeck: "FOR.EV.ER"
kleeck: "I'm not saying I can see the future, Bob, but this over. Permanently."
kleeck: Did anyone read the /r/bestof post regarding the phrase, "I'm all for" or "I'm not saying" pre-cursor?
kleeck: The conclusion being: Anytime someone starts a phrase with "Look, I'm all for X, but Y" the Y == NOT being all for X at all.
kleeck: Or "I'm not saying X, but Y" Y == saying X.
bob____: google can't find it.
kleeck: Ex, "I'm not saying it's ok to operate on stereeotypical assumptions, but I'll always have Jew do my taxes."
bob____: and be my doctor
kleeck: etc etc
kleeck: I kept trying to come up with exceptions. Couldn't.
nubbins`: bitcoin to the mars
bitesak: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 214.00000, Best ask: 214.11110, Bid-ask spread: 0.11110, Last trade: 214.11109, 24 hour volume: 9684.37267783, 24 hour low: 210.00000, 24 hour high: 216.50000, 24 hour vwap: 213.46971
ozbot: Why I believe we're on the cusp of the 3rd great Bitcoin bubble : Bitcoin
bob____: um, i just read on cnn that bitcoin is toast.
dexX7: really, the post is great ;)
MTBmanTT: good read
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.6325 = 1.265 BTC [+] {2}
jcpham: except it came from reddit
bob____: so.. his theory is that last time the crash was due in large part to gox not being able to handle the volume. But this time we have bitstamp!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 172 @ 0.00522969 = 0.8995 BTC [-] {7}
dexX7: hehe
KRS-: When did CNN decide bitcoin is over?
bob____: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-10-2013#362542
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
dexX7: very vague
ozbot: Ian Bremmer: Bitcoin won't last but virtual currencies will - May. 14, 2013
ColdHardMetal: although that's from May. Just linked from a Oct 29 story.
ozbot: London Bitcoin exchange opens for business - Oct. 29, 2013
ozbot: Founder reflects on the closure of Bitcoin stock exchange GLBSE (Wired UK)
pigeons: ok, seriously, what I don't get. If its okay to open an exchange in the UK so long as you comply with all Food and Drug Administration safety rules, why did he have to close GLBT?
jurov: GLBSE was *stock* exchange, rather fickle animal
jcpham: trading tokens is fine
jcpham: just not stocks, eh
pigeons: dexX7: stop ruining my fun with facts
jurov: i think twas only freudian slip, elsewhere they mention only the FSA
pigeons: yeah
pigeons: more fun to call it FDA, again
dexX7: haha fine
dexX7: sorry ._."
jurov: GLBSE was insanitary, FDA closed it
pankkake: hmm… maybe it was a rat that chewed mpex's power cables
jurov: you mean the *same* rat?
jurov: maybe it chewed at btct, too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 85 @ 0.00539999 = 0.459 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 181 @ 0.001099 = 0.1989 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 56 @ 0.0054 = 0.3024 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 671 @ 0.00546837 = 3.6693 BTC [+] {3}
ozbot: PayPal | Startup Blueprint
pigeons: step 1.
topace: man the crypto-locker phone calls keep on coming
topace: getting 2-5/ day now
topace: people want to buy exactly 2.00 bitcoins
topace: i know why
topace: right awya
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2400 @ 0.00081286 = 1.9509 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6395 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6395 BTC [+]
jurov: does anyone know how to access signature function in electrum? i want to make a cheatsheet for users
bitesak: jurov: I do
jurov: if it's just a menu, pls write it here
bitesak: go to the
bitesak: oops
jurov: it it's involved (like on blockchain.info), pls male a screenshot
jurov: *make
dexX7: jurov: go to receive - right click on one of your addresses - sign message
bitesak: ok, I need to switch computer and come back for the screenshot, it was pretty straightforward, with right click the address you wish to use under the 'receive' tab, signature, copy paste the coinbr phrase and hit sign
jurov: no it's not necessary
bitesak: great
jurov: if it';s right there on receive tab
bitesak: yup
jurov: thx
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 393 @ 0.00254249 = 0.9992 BTC [+] {3}
jurov: you won't believe what hassle blockchain.info makes of it
bitesak: i do
bitesak: i tried their android app which was a real hassle
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3050 @ 0.0008131 = 2.48 BTC [+]
bitesak: ;;avgprc usd 24h
gribble: 203.84
bob____: ;;bc,24hprc
gribble: 203.84
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1889 @ 0.00081331 = 1.5363 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2450 @ 0.00081505 = 1.9969 BTC [+]
nubbins`: one of those days where you just keep drinking coffee until you feel ill
bob____: what an evil napkin drawing
bob____: http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/nsa-infiltrates-links-to-yahoo-google-data-centers-worldwide-snowden-documents-say/2013/10/30/e51d661e-4166-11e3-8b74-d89d714ca4dd_story.html
ozbot: NSA infiltrates links to Yahoo, Google data centers worldwide, Snowden documents say - The Washingto
jurov: nubbins`: so you are still on point 1 of your todo list?
jurov: you procrasturbator
nubbins`: i inserted "coffee" again between items 3 and 4
kakobrekla: must learn to simplify things
kakobrekla: i have a todo with only 1 task
kakobrekla: which is to look at the other todo
nubbins`: the people behind me in the lineup at the post office were displeased with me
kakobrekla: feels much less restraining
nubbins`: "hi, i'd like to send a dozen small parcels to various countries"
jurov: kakobrekla: what if it links to itself?
kakobrekla: im all done then!
nubbins`: all done, or panic?
kakobrekla: first.
kakobrekla: hierarchy exists so stupid shit cant happen
KRS-: lawlz
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1242 @ 0.00081435 = 1.0114 BTC [-]
nubbins`: mildly amusing that all these news stories are talking about "world's first bitcoin atm!", but in canada they're referred to as ABMs (automated banking machines)
KRS-: amusing is the fact that I live in the most prominent, free, capitalist country in the world and have the most barriers to entry.
Diablo-D3: nubbins`: I saw a story that said ATM machine
Diablo-D3: I wanted to beat them with a tire iron
nubbins`: KRS-: when you say "free"...
nubbins`: Diablo-D3: just punch your PIN number into this ATM machine for me
nubbins`: then we'll hop into our boat and proceed at 10 knots per hour
pankkake: what's wrong with an ass to mouth machine?
nubbins`: talk like that leads to human-robot apocalypses
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 174 @ 0.00267224 = 0.465 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 326 @ 0.00267584 = 0.8723 BTC [+]
dub: in soviet canada its called Automated Buttcoin Moosecock
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 600 @ 0.00520427 = 3.1226 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.0051 = 0.1785 BTC [-]
jcpham: pigeons I'm seeinga cointerra miner banner ad on that cnbc page
jcpham: also read that article earlier
jcpham: twitter gaonna tank hard
bob____: banner ad is retargeted. you've been on cointerra website recently
dub: if $50 is a serious financial problem its time to kill yourself
KRS-: HAHAHA
dub: or is that 3645eu? I cant read kroutmath
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [-]
b0n1: someone from bitstamp team here?
b0n1: are they hanging around on irc?
KRS-: hi b0n1 can i help you
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 1450 @ 0.00505001 = 7.3225 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 403 @ 0.00108001 = 0.4352 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1400 @ 0.00081506 = 1.1411 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.61983666 = 1.8595 BTC [+] {3}
smickles: "kroutmath" lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3400 @ 0.00081432 = 2.7687 BTC [-] {2}
smickles: $avg
mpexbot: smickles: 203.84
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.00081527 = 4.0764 BTC [+] {2}
dexX7: i just watched http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tume6vspgeg, it's worth watching
BuyingCoins: selling bitwash.cu.cc invitation codes for 1BTC (2 left)
mircea_popescu: what's that ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6613 @ 0.00081629 = 5.3981 BTC [+] {3}
nubbins`: "Bitwash.cu.cc is the most popular and safest bitcoin laundering marketplace with the manual escrow system."
BuyingCoins: Coin for Coin marketplace, I'm selling invitation code for buyer account, regular price for buy acc on webiste is 5BTC
mircea_popescu: how can it be the most popular if its starting up
mircea_popescu: dawg the mpex model is spreading
BuyingCoins: I dont know, traded only twice, just selling codes here :)
dexX7: "This is only [sic] still active Bitcoin 'cleaning' market."
dexX7: lol "Bitcoin has received a 'blessing' from the Church of St. John the Evangelist, which became the first Catholic church to accept bitcoin for donations..." from https://www.secondmarket.com/education/reports/bitcoin-buzz-issue-3?mgs1=82f0dzp1NO
Namworld: secondmarket knows what really matters...
dexX7: didn't you contacted them recently?
Namworld: What? No why?
dexX7: ah, just a guess.. because you opened a thread on btctalk, i think
dexX7: something like "the (inofficial) sm thread" or so
Namworld: Oh yeah. Because not many on the forums were talking about it. Seems no one cares about secondmarket's fund.
dexX7: ah okay
Namworld: I was in touch with them for completly unrelated reasons tho.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19582 @ 0.00081829 = 16.0238 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5026 @ 0.00081928 = 4.1177 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00267613 = 0.2676 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 84 @ 0.00539949 = 0.4536 BTC [+] {3}
jcpham: these guys are interested in investments
jcpham: some of them
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Bitzino: Thanks Jcpham.
jcpham: ^ that too
jcpham: :)
dub: spam at me bro
jcpham: dub it's not 1%/day i'm pretty sure
dub: I especially how its the largest and most established but never before heard of thing on the internets
Bitzino: Pretty sure we are first result on google when you type in "Bitcoin casino"
jcpham: oops
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.31520001 BTC [-]
dub: pretty sure if I could cause your death with a mouse click right now I would do so
jcpham: i told him he was spamming
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.64 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: dub i vaguely recall it from the forum digests.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 369 @ 0.05564119 = 20.5316 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.64 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2200 @ 0.00016 = 0.352 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 265 @ 0.00266977 = 0.7075 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2550 @ 0.00081446 = 2.0769 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.1585 = 0.317 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5400 @ 0.00082132 = 4.4351 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1119 @ 0.001081 = 1.2096 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 790 @ 0.00016 = 0.1264 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 18 @ 0.0551 = 0.9918 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 69 @ 0.00514 = 0.3547 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 250 @ 0.00503562 = 1.2589 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.6 = 2.4 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7500 @ 0.00082132 = 6.1599 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 23 @ 0.005 = 0.115 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] [PAID] 32.87308080 BTC to 9`303 shares, 353360 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00511199 = 0.5112 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 200 @ 0.00107245 = 0.2145 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 138 @ 0.00513999 = 0.7093 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.00513999 = 0.2056 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.595 BTC [-]
benkay: ;;help
gribble: The bot responds when you start a line with the ! character. A good starting point for exploring the bot is the !facts command. You can also visit the bot's website for a list of help topics and documentation: http://gribble.sourceforge.net/
benkay: !help
assbot: List of commands:
assbot: !ticker <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !t}
assbot: !last <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns last price value, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !l}
assbot: !mp <signcrypted dpaste.com url> (desc: returns the response from MPEX order)
assbot: !rules <nick/chan> (desc: chan guidelines) {short: !r}
assbot: !exchanges <nick/chan> (desc: lists exchanges and brokers) {short: !e}
assbot: !jd (desc: returns relevant stats from https://just-dice.com)
assbot: !bash <lines> (desc: bashes last <lines> lines to bash) {short: !b}
assbot: !quote <lines> (desc: quotes last <lines> lines and returns dpaste url) {short: !q}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.4 = 0.8 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00016 = 0.16 BTC [-]
benkay: ping mircea_popescu please see pm
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] [PAID] 12.79782396 BTC to 381`228 shares, 3357 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 22 @ 0.00514 = 0.1131 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 7 @ 0.06981428 = 0.4887 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 8 @ 0.069999 = 0.56 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 11 @ 0.06999954 = 0.77 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.00016 = 0.32 BTC [-]
benkay: ;;market
gribble: Error: "market" is not a valid command.
benkay: what's the command to see how much the price would move for an asset given a specific buy/sell size?
mircea_popescu: ;;sell 500
gribble: (sell <amount> <thing> [at|@] <priceperunit> <otherthing> [<notes>]) -- Logs a sell order for <amount> units of <thing, at a price of <price> per unit, in units of <otherthing>. Use the optional <notes> field to put in any special notes. <price> may include an arithmetical expression, and {(mtgox|bitstamp)(ask|bid|last|high|low|avg)} to index price to mtgox ask, bid, last, high, (1 more message)
mircea_popescu: ;;market sell 500
gribble: A market order to sell 500 bitcoins right now would net 102290.2509 USD and would take the last price down to 204.0020 USD, resulting in an average price of 204.5805 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0001 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 21 @ 0.00514285 = 0.108 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: does not work for assets?
mircea_popescu: not afaik.
mircea_popescu: best you got there is
mircea_popescu: $vwap S.NSA
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: S.NSA 1 day: no data 7 day: no data 30 day: average: 0.0001 high: 0.00010005 low: 0.0001 volume: 4092075 btc: 409.212695
mircea_popescu: oh i mean
mircea_popescu: $depth S.NSA
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: S.NSA Bids: ['1337 @ 0.00015', '100000 @ 0.0001', '1000 @ 0.0001', '700 @ 0.0001', '5000 @ 9.1e-05']
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: Asks: ['1000 @ 0.00023', '10000 @ 0.000232', '2500 @ 0.000233', '3000 @ 0.000234', '5000 @ 0.000235']
b0n1: what do you say about the potential of ripple?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.00519999 = 0.104 BTC [+]
benkay: lol at 1337 @ 0.00015
benkay: has it not been exhausted, b0n1, draining wealth from the foolish already?
benkay: why do i care about cryptographically secured debt of american banks?
mircea_popescu: did it get open sourced for reals iirc ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 34 @ 0.00519999 = 0.1768 BTC [+] {3}
b0n1: benkay, what do you mean?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 28 @ 0.00534998 = 0.1498 BTC [+] {2}
Namworld: That ripple is horseshit is what he meant
benkay: i can sign a promise to pay you some money
benkay: and with my OTC reputation, it'd be largely worthless
benkay: american banks are going to ignore cryptocurrencies until their lunches are thoroughly et
benkay: "what ever will we do with our chargeback fraud department?"
benkay: mired in their own paradigms
Namworld: Instead of being an open-source currency, ripple is (not sure if it is yet) an open-source ledger of who owes who, with debt used as money. If that's not an issue in your book...
Namworld: I'll pass on ripple, debt is not money
benkay: $depth S.MPOE
mpexbot: benkay: S.MPOE Bids: ['1495 @ 0.00081409', '1035 @ 0.00081286', '5250 @ 0.00081194', '3128 @ 0.00080868', '6735 @ 0.00080817']
mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust benkay
mpexbot: benkay: Asks: ['100 @ 0.00082132', '700 @ 0.00082282', '13200 @ 0.00082285', '3600 @ 0.00082333', '3228 @ 0.00082487']
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask benkay!~benkay@c-71-193-200-93.hsd1.or.comcast.net. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user benkay: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=benkay | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=benkay | Rated since: Sun Mar 10 13:57:45 2013
mircea_popescu: it's not THAT bad.
benkay: heh.
benkay: i've picked the entities from whom i've asked for ratings carefully.
benkay: don't quite recall why i asked for one from smickles
mircea_popescu: so i'm buying ~1.6 bn isk worth of gear on the eve markets while selling ~5.4bn isk worth of gear
mircea_popescu: i would say bitcoin's eve corp is reasonably fiscally conservative...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.34 = 0.68 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 264 @ 0.04782021 = 12.6245 BTC [-] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.1585 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.64 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6015 BTC [-]
ozbot: Sufjan Stevens [Full Official Album] - Seven Swans - IndieMusicAddict - YouTube
bobbabad: how long has it been taken for people to get verified on bitfunder/weexchange?
nubbins`: i want to see a headline that says "man bought $25 of bitcoins in 2009, didn't forget about them, now worth $886k"
asciilifeform: nubbins`: the peanut gallery only goes wild for stories of 'ordinary bloke like you & i lucked out!'
MTBmanTT: that be nice
asciilifeform: lottery win is 'sexy', successful investment diddling, not so much.
nubbins`: "many people, including this man who forgot about it, bought $25 of bitcoins in 2009"
nubbins`: "man buys car, forgets, now realizes he doesn't have to take the bus"
nubbins`: "woman remembers there's still cake"
nubbins`: it's like something from the onion
mircea_popescu: <nubbins`> "woman remembers there's still cake" <<< ahahaha
mircea_popescu: you speak with all the wisdom of the family man.
ozbot: Imagehaul - Opposite day
mircea_popescu: i salute the idea of getting the kids used to bdsm early, tho the implementation is perhaps a little shoddy.
ozbot: Selling THC tests and Pregnancy tests
nubbins`: title says it all
mircea_popescu: especially seeing how his nick is giveaway and his products are like... overpriced.
mircea_popescu: what sort of retard is this, most countries actually give out free preg tests, or otherwise heavily sponsor them
ozbot: 1 oz. Fine Silver Coin - Polar Bear - Mintage: 8,500 (2014)
Ademan: Is havelock running like crap for anyone else?
Vexual: yeah its not loading here
Vexual: is it a haloween year?
ozbot: Man Wears Obama Mask To Office Halloween Party; Company Orders Sensitivity Training For All 750 Em
mircea_popescu: nowit is.
Vexual: i want two of those nsa t's so i can not go to a party as not something atall
mircea_popescu: good idea this.
Vexual: who designed them?
asciilifeform: 'and then one day upon the stair, i met a man who wasn't there; he wasn't there again today - i really wish he'd go away.'
Vexual: i think theyre fuckin cool
mircea_popescu: they were designed by the following procedure : asciilifeform and me threw around ideas, settled on usb finger, then i had a bunch of women send me pics of their hands flipping the bird, then i had it outlined and printed.
mircea_popescu: proving once and for all that the best work designers do is when the tech and management people just give them clear and concise orders they can follow.
Vexual: what no eagles vagina?
mircea_popescu: sadly we couldn't find a vagina large enough.
Vexual: rofl
Vexual: does the acrylic go right around? i want to cast a copy in lead
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform just don't look around the hall.
mircea_popescu: Vexual what's "right around" ?
asciilifeform: i can't help but think of the lead casts they must've pulled from the corpses of counterfeiters executed in the traditional way, in the old days.
Vexual: whoaha brother, im not counterfeiting anything
Vexual: ive got 4000 dvds
asciilifeform: well, lead and orifices mentioned together.
asciilifeform: btw, some joker wrote a paper (maybe competing for the igNobel?) replicating this on cow carcasses
asciilifeform: got some pretty interesting casts.
Vexual: have you seen the hangman in going postal?
Vexual: he gets the guy to sign the noose so he can auction it for more on the clacks
Vexual: clever lady that terri hatchet
Vexual: ill breathe some lead fumes to make you some protective sleeves
Vexual: i just need an ore deposit, never seen no lead
asciilifeform: Vexual: never been fishing?
Vexual: i can get iron and manganese and make good steel with sticks in a week
Vexual: you can weld some of the rocks found around these parts
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