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(trilema) ben_vulpes: no he's a moronic kid
(trilema) ben_vulpes: three hundred dollar coins by the end of summer?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ah that's awesome
(trilema) ben_vulpes: *months* of uptime and then what is this?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: fuck. you. freenode.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: alive and kicking
(trilema) ben_vulpes: to the matlab, engineers!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lolya where's my motoman plc badge!?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that's pretty funny.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: docker: css 4.4%
(trilema) ben_vulpes: shorthand for "lots of things happening into which i have no insight"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dat black magic
(trilema) ben_vulpes: now show me the one that builds 0.6 :D
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: using EBS for multi-host blockchain is pretty neat
(trilema) ben_vulpes: kdomanski: come again? i'm not familiar with this notion of "almost shipping"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ya i saw that and was all "goddamnit why didn't i"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;calc 2*256
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;calc 780/5
(trilema) ben_vulpes: why not just 99.99/hr, kid?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;calc 780/8
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i miss you, princessnell
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thestringpuller i did a pile of bare metal automation for them once upon a time
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what the fuck is with outlook users and blue email text?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: im mostly interested in the shell + external coating integrity
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "hey guys i turned this software on, can one of you test it for me"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lol @ real-time p2pool testing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: jdanks: do you wash your eggs?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dafuq's up with freenode
(trilema) ben_vulpes: finishing school but same diff
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'm going to do all sorts of stupid shit when i have a labor surplus.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: typical labor surplus behavior
(trilema) ben_vulpes: food processor's retarded, but do you use a mandolin, chetty?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: out on the line i heard the same routine: "i can muscle these castings onto the fixture faster than any robot!""
(trilema) ben_vulpes: both in the kitchen and on the line.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'm no expert, i just know what i've seen.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: a meal certainly
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sheesh chetty this is frosh grade "lean" engineering :P
(trilema) ben_vulpes: amortize setup across multiple runs
(trilema) ben_vulpes: garlic and the onions and the carrots and...
(trilema) ben_vulpes: engineer automates a thing, does not get those hours back but instead firm can now build things faster and charge less than the competition for better quality work.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <chetty> hmm humans live longer, we have all these modern things to reduce work and yet we dont have time. I admit that one confounds me. << girl gets a food processor, but prep time saved in mincing garlic does not make meals faster, but grander meals.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i have better things to do
(trilema) ben_vulpes: buenos dias cryptoleros
(trilema) ben_vulpes: which, as others have said, "i don't care about how many characters per minute my programmers can type, but whether they type the *right* characters"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i think ithat i broke 140
(trilema) ben_vulpes: when i was 14 i talked my cs teacher into letting me use the first chapter of text from cryptonomicon as my wpm benchmark
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and builds are shipped around as tarballs
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i heard a rumor that nginx has 0% test coverage
(trilema) ben_vulpes: those russians
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ragel is bees knees
(trilema) ben_vulpes: first, you must state machine.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: not "which" python
(trilema) ben_vulpes: static types, adequately lispy
(trilema) ben_vulpes: apache or nginx?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the go situation doesn't even have a production ready wallet
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you want complicated stupid broken and fucked up beyond all reason? come hang with the asseteers
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http ain't so hard
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "THIS IS NOT A WEB SERVER PLEAZE FOAR TO HIDE BEHIND APACHE OAR NGINX PROXY PASS"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what else is one to do when the application layer server authors say retarded shit like
(trilema) ben_vulpes: uh apche's fine
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and production with nginx/apache | gunicorn/uwsgi | piecrap
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i want to close the gap between traditional django dev with the mangy pie runderper
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <xmj> ...and django, and uwsgi, and $crap << hey have you ever done anything with uwsgi or gunicorn as a dev server?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: now i reek of latex
(trilema) ben_vulpes: clever boy u
(trilema) ben_vulpes: awwww missed le popescu@
(trilema) ben_vulpes: just woke up from the post bang nap
(trilema) ben_vulpes: evening gang
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust Azelphur
(trilema) ben_vulpes: cept bitcoin
(trilema) ben_vulpes: teh jooz run everything
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> What, like JewGolf? << dear sir please assplain yourself
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;ud jewgolf
(trilema) ben_vulpes: although i never had the oportunity to discover what a "true" or "honest" cycle might look like, i just beat it until it submitted to what i wanted from my life
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hey i'm shoehorning my own cycle into the american business routine too asciilifeform
(trilema) ben_vulpes: noctunrnes exluded
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sun goes down, mammals nap
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sun comes up, mammals wake
(trilema) ben_vulpes: this natural schedule bs is bs
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i had misunderstood
(trilema) ben_vulpes: contract negotiation is where everything starts.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> bell is used by other people to ruin your sleep. in exchange for food & housing. << f/h can be had without signing that contract. contract that includes "bells" should carry a markup adequate to compensate for the interruption of critical bio processes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "can" is not "does"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: "isn't it great?"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo, asciilifeform: walking does not take one to the edge of the performance envelope.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> ben_vulpes: exercise and regularity of schedule << exercise, easy; regularity of schedule is a dream to me, on account of my profession.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: "easy", but do you?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ah, i was only privy to the botnet inspector gig and NSA.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> ben_vulpes: The video wiggles only because the world does << yeah, but have you seen the de-wiggler in action?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: re schedule: what aspect of your professional work demands irregular hours?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: that video needs to be run through the google dewigglifier
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 403 forbidden?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: strip the text out, hard wrap it at 80 chars, gpg sign it
(trilema) ben_vulpes: HeySteve: i mean i bought mine, and gpg sign it.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: twould be grand if life could go on without condoms
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i too support more sex disease research
(trilema) ben_vulpes: fascinating!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: it's been years and i was never any good :P
(trilema) ben_vulpes: bingoboingo's had much success running games over irc and webgames...
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;seen truffles
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: re 9000%: factors for me are exercise and regularity of schedule
(trilema) ben_vulpes: call me a poorfag, but i don't get the risk.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: betting with btc
(trilema) ben_vulpes: betting against diff
(trilema) ben_vulpes: moar features.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: needs more time than i can give it.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ios watch: bubble season conspicuous consumption play?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and yourself xmj?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: so busy i couldn't put enough time into van to make it work
(trilema) ben_vulpes: too busy for my own good
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mod6: what's vol?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;isitdown tumblr.com
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <kakobrekla> to prospective advertisers/spammers, one can no longer buy van ad on bitbet. we are back to classic rotator. << toll the bell
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what inspired the comment in the first place?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;seen mike_c
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> incidentally, it is shocking, outrageous but also very amusing to see just how copy-pasted the final days us is from the peak of romania. it's almost as if instead of the romanian idiots copying teh superior us businessmen, the reverse happened. << i'd love to hear more about this
(trilema) ben_vulpes: tatinportland: ping
(trilema) ben_vulpes: le ultra expensive american cab
(trilema) ben_vulpes: tat im inbound to the victory
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;later tell thickasthieves holla
(trilema) ben_vulpes: such precision
(trilema) ben_vulpes: disks for btc
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the confirmations from outside -assets are neat too
(trilema) ben_vulpes: capital flows by
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'm just a turbine in the breeze
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > charities, yeah, and we all know how they allocate capital.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and on the flipside, i'm talking another client out of his mobile things.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: where even the poverty stricken have 3 inches of pixels on which to advertise...
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mind you though this whole thing only makes sense in the insanitorum
(trilema) ben_vulpes: plus the odd revenue stream can come out of a piece of software like that: user data, better advertising opportunities...
(trilema) ben_vulpes: not the worst deployment of capital in the world. they're not chasing lotto returns or anything.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: say a stadium would rather commission a mobile thinger than print oodles of shiny paper for every game
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well a practical example
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but hey on the previous topic while all the cheap, easily accessed hydrocarbons have been extracted from the app store stuff, some of us are derping around in the service of large piles of capital, sinking wells here and there.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: who even fractions any more
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "crapshoot", i think is the term.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: some lotto winners may disagree, but...
(trilema) ben_vulpes: days of apps as money makers is kinda gone at this point gernika
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: total bet's the same
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but user uploads is higher priority
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i actually want to rip the png stuff out right this instant
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no plans to, no.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: a max size constraint will also be a good idea
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah i can disallow animations.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and oh the cross browser horrors that implies
(trilema) ben_vulpes: although jurov if i use svg that implies animations too
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ^^ race conditions?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but that's going to have to wait for after the image stuff gets wired in.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: account page will now show ads that advertisers have created, and allow them to run those ads on a specific venue. ad size will have to match venue size.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: let me bounce this off you and see what you think
(trilema) ben_vulpes: svg's a pretty good idea.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> "Easy to handle" compared to what? Cocaine-soaked cobras? << "crater bait"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 2 weeks, etc
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: been working on image uploads this weekend, should be live soon
(trilema) ben_vulpes: my mind is reeling with permutations
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh god form validation
(trilema) ben_vulpes: good drugs, eh?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sleeping bag looks like a chrysalis standing in as a smiley face, the eyes for which are the flowers
(trilema) ben_vulpes: let the permanent record permanently reflect that i permanently have no btc though despite all my best efforts to the contrary
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nubbins` actually inspired me on the topic, although he still does the numismatic thing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and not personally. i don't do this crazy asset dance - i just build shit and acquire btc.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (you can tab-complete my name to ping me, btw TheNewDeal)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: TheNewDeal: is usagi trying to get you to do biz with him?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: is that a chrysalis at the bottom in the face?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: deterrence i get, but chasing those already flown?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: legislature surely will have more interesting things on their hands.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 'course, hanging here doesn't help much with that.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: don't outrun bear, be a less visible target than others
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i honestly don't even see the point of expatriation
(trilema) ben_vulpes: creating noise
(trilema) ben_vulpes puts the fiat assets in lady v's name
(trilema) ben_vulpes: best to own nothing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ah, i guess its > 2mil in assets or 157K+ for five years running
(trilema) ben_vulpes: if one has more than several hundred thousand US there are more taxes than just the expatriation fee.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: to js or to not js...
(trilema) ben_vulpes: today i learned that the html date field doesn't support placeholders
(trilema) ben_vulpes goes off to come naturally
(trilema) ben_vulpes: more like an unkempt bush than any sort of a hedge
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i bet that model has yet to be...modeled.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: <The20YearIRCloud> And it's hard to judge when that will be, otherwise I do believe our model hedges well against USD collapse, and any major problems << good old belief in the hedge.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: indexing the blockchain? sed and awk!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: jurov: *shrug*
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: the insureds will always complain about inadequate coverage, and the insurers will always complain about social inflation.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;later tell vexual lee scratch perry - what a guy.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: great logs tonight
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "I respectfully question how you can authoritatively champion mining code written primarily in another language entirely." << because fuck the reference implementations.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: " My dislike of other mining nodes is a consequence of directly correlated forking dangers of alternative mining code, and I think we both know that." << one of these days i'm going to get left behind as reward for my courtesy of loyalty to the power rangers i can feel it coming but maybe if i complain a lot in public maybe the inevitable won't happen
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "Bitcoind core itself of course mostly tried to accept both forks and let the stronger one win." << sounds like the sort of thing a "core" "dev team" should really address - maximum fork size < utxos? mhm.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: forks are how bitcoin-core dies. quit burning fuel trying to prevent the inevitable.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: can't be arsed. here's to the sybils!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: babe calls dinner is ready
(trilema) ben_vulpes: aight mes ami
(trilema) ben_vulpes: plz or cunts
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nubbins`: looking good frere!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: why a gc call? why there? what the ever loving fuck is the story?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: un savory garnishes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'll posit you the other scenario: bisect the codebase inserting GC calls until we find one innocuously positioned that can discredit the btcd team
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