(trilema) nubbins`: read that earlier, i have no dial test indicator ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: odd coincidence, my dial test indicator showed up today
(trilema) nubbins`: mp, put another way, does this mean you're selling a thousand articles a day?
(trilema) nubbins`: nothing stopping you from sharing your token
(trilema) nubbins`: not unheard of
(trilema) nubbins`: technically so!
(trilema) nubbins`: true story, i lost ~60 creds when i wiped this computer
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;seen [view 21499]
(trilema) nubbins` claps
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;seen [sell 1 "GRIBS t-shirt" @ 1 btc]
(trilema) nubbins`: third nip
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;seen [echo ,,rate nubbins` 1 good guy]
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;seen [eauth nubbins`]
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;seen [coin]
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: oh shit he told on me
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;seen [seen *]
(trilema) nubbins`: nanotube :D
(trilema) nubbins`: mp's gender-related posts are so cringey
(trilema) nubbins`: insurance company: "WE couldn't stop it from happening"
(trilema) nubbins`: maybe the shitty plumber was also force majeure
(trilema) nubbins`: those bastards
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm, canada post claims force majeure in not delivering my package on time
(trilema) nubbins`: it's like showing up at richard branson's house and the hot&cold taps are reversed
(trilema) nubbins`: no fucking shit :/
(trilema) nubbins`: so there you have it, folks: you can bend a thin aluminum phone with your hands
(trilema) nubbins`: (was just watching a video of some asshole bending his new iphone)
(trilema) nubbins`: i hate the phrase "so there you have it"
(trilema) nubbins`: that's a big one
(trilema) nubbins`: huh.
(trilema) nubbins`: !t h peta
(trilema) nubbins`: for the curious: http://www.softwareforscreenprinters.com/accurip
(trilema) nubbins`: inkscape: unfit for output
(trilema) nubbins`: i use proprietary 3rd-party drivers for my film printer, my hands are pretty tied on this
(trilema) nubbins`: call me when svg/eps supports CMYK color spaces
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, this is all a bit of a wank. at the end of the day, i have to convert all my graphics to adobe illustrator format
(trilema) nubbins` used latex to produce every paper he ever wrote in uni
(trilema) nubbins`: LaTeX: WYSINECTWYG
(trilema) nubbins`: hahah
(trilema) nubbins` ponders this
(trilema) nubbins`: well fuck
(trilema) nubbins`: oh oh.
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm waiting for the part where stan explains what format i should be saving my graphics in
(trilema) nubbins`: wait, is eps an open standard?
(trilema) nubbins`: alf OTHERWISE WE'LL STARVE ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: we don't love it because it's pretty, we love it because it's the only one
(trilema) nubbins`: but hey, it's the only open-source vector graphics standard we have
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform it was actually XSLT which rekindled the flames of my misanthropy
(trilema) nubbins`: 2015: "Best of Bash" hardcover silkscreened book released to critical acclaim
(trilema) nubbins`: heh.
(trilema) nubbins`: does not compute
(trilema) nubbins` oils penis
(trilema) nubbins`: the nipple is just a point w/ heavy stroke
(trilema) nubbins`: over 9k
(trilema) nubbins`: finally i can open 40k-node SVG files without weeping
(trilema) nubbins`: but for the work i do, it's irrelevant. all about the ram
(trilema) nubbins`: processor is, well, a 6yo processor
(trilema) nubbins`: it loaded the SHIT out of this irc client
(trilema) nubbins`: came with 2gb ram, the 8gb is noticeably better so far
(trilema) nubbins`: in fact, i bought the RAM from newegg, altho i didn't use btc
(trilema) nubbins`: heh!
(trilema) nubbins`: so i just upgraded my laptop for the first time since i bought it in 2008
(trilema) nubbins`: mailman came :D
(trilema) nubbins`: jurov iirc it was voluntary?
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller: $
(trilema) nubbins`: "i worked from ages 15-20 and now own a house"
(trilema) nubbins`: best part is when she says she's been working since age 15 and now owns a house, car, and motorcycle
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: ya think?
(trilema) nubbins`: seems insufferable, you go ahead
(trilema) nubbins`: brutal
(trilema) nubbins`: mp watch the video on the bottom of the article
(trilema) nubbins`: yes, certainly a third breast will help her escape unwanted attentions
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/florida-woman-surgery-add-breast-article-1.1948199
(trilema) nubbins`: longer than that is probably suspect
(trilema) nubbins`: month sounds safe
(trilema) nubbins`: SEAT... by Window
(trilema) nubbins`: "sure, but only when you put the accent over the e"
(trilema) nubbins`: technicality cafe: would you like a seat by the window?
(trilema) nubbins`: both, i suppose
(trilema) nubbins`: shreddies, cadbury chocolate, superfluous Us in words, etc
(trilema) nubbins`: y'see, when people talk about "commonwealth countries", this is the common wealth to which they refer
(trilema) nubbins`: essentially shredded wheat w/ honey baked in
(trilema) nubbins`: do they have honey shreddies in argentina?
(trilema) nubbins`: where do you think this name came from?
(trilema) nubbins`: the cold preserves things
(trilema) nubbins`: jesus, somebody get me a whiteboard marker
(trilema) nubbins`: this is my birth we're discussing
(trilema) nubbins`: wait what?
(trilema) nubbins`: no sleep til valhalla
(trilema) nubbins`: euphemism!
(trilema) nubbins`: sexual. it was the third woman i'd slept with.
(trilema) nubbins`: fun fact, nurse in the delivery room was like "shit, nubs" and immediately engaged me in intercourse
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm only concerned with me
(trilema) nubbins`: course not, you're extrapolating
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller depends on the person. for me, birth-40
(trilema) nubbins`: buddy of mine has a dog named water
(trilema) nubbins`: (password?)
(trilema) nubbins`: kakobrekla 8)
(trilema) nubbins`: response when i brought it up: "we know"
(trilema) nubbins`: unhackabru
(trilema) nubbins`: i guess they probably still do
(trilema) nubbins`: i used to work at an insurance company that stored all their client passwords in plaintext
(trilema) nubbins`: wow
(trilema) nubbins`: "wear a suit, it'll make you look good"
(trilema) nubbins`: hahahahaha.
(trilema) nubbins`: for shame
(trilema) nubbins`: kakobrekla:maybe put the whole roll on the wall if it comes to it. <<< good idea, collectors love original packaging
(trilema) nubbins`: that's what i meant
(trilema) nubbins`: sure, yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: art is the same
(trilema) nubbins`: stew meat is tough, unless you stew it
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;rate thestringpuller 1 patron of the arts
(trilema) nubbins`: don't get too offended, i'm pretty skimpy with my ratings
(trilema) nubbins`: he doesn't have anything to say!
(trilema) nubbins`: "so i guess you could buy a pen if you wanted to..."
(trilema) nubbins`: guy is literally just browsing through items, clicking on them, lamely reading description
(trilema) nubbins`: this "openbazaar beta 1.0" video is brutal
(trilema) nubbins`: microsoft infopath: "let's make XSLT even shittier"
(trilema) nubbins`: LEL I KID
(trilema) nubbins`: oh and also ben_vulpes they just emailed me and said it doesn't work in ie7
(trilema) nubbins`: don't feel too bad for me, i got out
(trilema) nubbins`: heh.
(trilema) nubbins`: i need a drink
(trilema) nubbins` vomits, weeps
(trilema) nubbins`: applied as an onion skin over a convoluted permissions-based content management system
(trilema) nubbins`: and the best part is that X and Y and Z were extremely common words like "Web" and "Site" but with new, very specific, obtuse definitions
(trilema) nubbins`: but all the class names remained the same, so to create an instance of Y you'd call createX()
(trilema) nubbins`: between two major versions of sharepoint server, microsoft rewrote all the APIs and shuffled around all the names, so that what once was called an X is now called a Y, and what was once called a Y is now called a Z
(trilema) nubbins`: because it's all a hot mess
(trilema) nubbins`: nah man, you have to think plenty
(trilema) nubbins`: oh god
(trilema) nubbins`: ms infopath
(trilema) nubbins`: oh god i forgot i used to do shit with forms
(trilema) nubbins`: 5 cents cheaper than the theatre
(trilema) nubbins`: loose times, fast women!
(trilema) nubbins`: ben_vulpes is this what they call "consulting"?
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;google xmj file extension
(trilema) nubbins`: but we need to do the thing faster
(trilema) nubbins`: just because anyone with a set of arms can do it doesn't mean it's honest
(trilema) nubbins`: print shop, creative plumbing
(trilema) nubbins`: you're a stick welder ahead of my print shop so far
(trilema) nubbins`: there's no infrastructure for natural gas here so they just burn it all off
(trilema) nubbins`: toilet pluger, pay toilet
(trilema) nubbins`: 575 buys you a room on the second floor of my house for one month
(trilema) nubbins`: should be a bit zippier than the current 2
(trilema) nubbins`: in fact, i *just* ordered 8gb of ram for it
(trilema) nubbins`: my 2008 macbook is still going strong
(trilema) nubbins`: owning land, imagine
(trilema) nubbins`: !up gilgameshugga mius pactr mike_c BananaLotus guruvan belcher Azelphur
(trilema) nubbins`: i don't think so
(trilema) nubbins`: !up unbalanced
(trilema) nubbins`: !up Cory
(trilema) nubbins`: !up xdotcommer
(trilema) nubbins`: !up bitstein
(trilema) nubbins`: !up guruvan
(trilema) nubbins`: ...have you considered changing your osx keyboard shortcuts?
(trilema) nubbins`: why would i want to :(
(trilema) nubbins`: etc
(trilema) nubbins`: dat exploded view
(trilema) nubbins`: dem gestures
(trilema) nubbins`: hard to beat osx app expose for workflow
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.neomatica.com/2014/09/20/15-centimeter-hagfish-nano-thread-near-gigapascal-tensile-strength-wound-single-cell/
(trilema) nubbins`: nah, just some guys
(trilema) nubbins`: sounds vaguely familiar
(trilema) nubbins`: TND is that one of those face-mask-pumping-pure-smoke deals?
(trilema) nubbins`: technicality club: "can i take your coat sir?" "it's a blazer"
(trilema) nubbins`: heh.
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, obv all in one go is worse, point is i smoked 700 cigs a month
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: probably need an ambulance around the third pack
(trilema) nubbins`: realized what i'd been doing to my body :0
(trilema) nubbins`: had a lel, did some mental math, realized that'd be like 700+ cigarettes
(trilema) nubbins`: i recall approaching the one-month mark, and a friend suggested i celebrate by smoking all the cigarettes that i hadn't in the past month
(trilema) nubbins`: it'll be 3 years since my last on october 16
(trilema) nubbins`: i used to do 9 packs in a week
(trilema) nubbins`: that's hardly even a smoker
(trilema) nubbins`: only 9 packs in 10 days tho?
(trilema) nubbins`: dollar smokes, pretty steep
(trilema) nubbins`: move to a country with free universal health care and see how you feel about it 8)
(trilema) nubbins`: like your friend's chinese smokes
(trilema) nubbins`: untaxed
(trilema) nubbins`: ehh i think people who bring in contraband smokes are fucking dickheads
(trilema) nubbins`: cops hate that
(trilema) nubbins`: cheapest i've seen is japan, $14 for a carton of marl
(trilema) nubbins`: duty-free smokes
(trilema) nubbins`: once current stock depletes, that's it
(trilema) nubbins`: you're not allowed to manufacture or import 100W incandescents in canada right now
(trilema) nubbins`: now i have to buy a bulb that contains mercury, and the power plant has to burn more coal to keep me warm
(trilema) nubbins`: consider the logic
(trilema) nubbins`: i live in fucking canada, i have my heat on for maybe 7-8 months of the year, and soon it will be illegal for me to buy a lightbulb that produces heat
(trilema) nubbins`: inorite?
(trilema) nubbins`: fwiw, the US (and canada, and every other country) still allows mercury "around", you just need to put it in a light bulb
(trilema) nubbins`: TheNewDeal: pollution drift from asia is well-understood at this point
(trilema) nubbins`: read an article earlier today that coal burned in china accounts for 20-30% of environmental mercury in usa
(trilema) nubbins`: madison, china, w/e
(trilema) nubbins`: bitcointalk.org blocked in china!
(trilema) nubbins`: !b 3
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;google penis envy p. cubensis
(trilema) nubbins`: insert mushroom-tip joke here
(trilema) nubbins`: HEH.
(trilema) nubbins`: oh you!
(trilema) nubbins`: but physics
(trilema) nubbins`: just wait until they turn on the rest of the farm
(trilema) nubbins`: altho she can pick me up, so there's that
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm eating potato chips right now to help defend myself
(trilema) nubbins`: nah, she can barely bench half my weight right now
(trilema) nubbins`: heh. more than i can press
(trilema) nubbins`: she's married and can bench press more weight than me ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: so the algos just default to "xx year old woman" and show her ads for weight loss and wedding planning
(trilema) nubbins`: my wife has very little info on her FB page and posts very infrequently
(trilema) nubbins`: targeted advertising is mirthful
(trilema) nubbins`: thousand solutions to this problem
(trilema) nubbins`: glue piezo element to butthole, feed burritos
(trilema) nubbins`: wax timer :D
(trilema) nubbins`: lit candle placed diagonally under the rope
(trilema) nubbins` breathes small sighof relief
(trilema) nubbins`: sweet, fresh OS X install and my keys survived the round trip
(trilema) nubbins`: efficient at don't chew gum
(trilema) nubbins`: lel
(trilema) nubbins`: decimation: related links: "15 smallest celebrity butts"
(trilema) nubbins`: the new what times?
(trilema) nubbins`: gross, daily mail
(trilema) nubbins`: hey now
(trilema) nubbins`: taste - thursday
(trilema) nubbins`: all the canadian exchanges require id
(trilema) nubbins`: bitstamp is the null argument ;D
(trilema) nubbins`: 0-249
(trilema) nubbins`: !s warrant canary