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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19050 @ 0.00049667 = 9.4616 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13900 @ 0.00049676 = 6.905 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45763 @ 0.00050521 = 23.1199 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7621 @ 0.00050558 = 3.853 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 64500 @ 0.00049594 = 31.9881 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45500 @ 0.00050543 = 22.9971 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22392 @ 0.00050559 = 11.3212 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38408 @ 0.00050647 = 19.4525 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: ;;google chevy bolt
gribble: Bolt EV Concept Car: The Future of EV | Chevrolet: <>; The Electric Chevrolet Bolt: This Is It Before You're Supposed To See It: <>; I drove the Chevy Bolt, GM's electric car for everyone | The Verge: (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: ^ Tesla's over
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 62050 @ 0.000506 = 31.3973 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55951 @ 0.00050151 = 28.06 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 80732 @ 0.00050046 = 40.4031 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13300 @ 0.00050239 = 6.6818 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37950 @ 0.00050251 = 19.0703 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 69344 @ 0.0005046 = 34.991 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 89648 @ 0.00051246 = 45.941 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24908 @ 0.00051531 = 12.8353 BTC [+]
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.80000000 BTC on 'No' - Silver at or over $19/oz before April -
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.25839739 BTC on 'No' - Silver at or over $19/oz before April -
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50861 @ 0.00050332 = 25.5994 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55850 @ 0.00050273 = 28.0775 BTC [-]
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.00000000 BTC on 'No' - Silver at or over $19/oz before April -
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 63471 @ 0.00050108 = 31.804 BTC [-] {3}
jurov: leash is not needed. maybe one in a million is capable of simultaneous working in corporate machine and also under completely different paradigm on their own
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 02:13:30; asciilifeform: google open sores works rather like 'here have a bag of $$$, do whatever you like, but you can be poettering and you definitely cannot be jurov, asciilifeform, ben_vulpes'
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25092 @ 0.00050046 = 12.5575 BTC [-] {2}
jurov: TCP socket that electrum wallet creates is easily replaced by serial connection, what stops you?
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 02:14:08; *: BingoBoingo spzs that alternative to burn it all down right now, is make less retarded "electrum server/wallet" software pair. server runs with node, wallet runs on machine connected with rs-232, bitcoind relays transaction and feeds server blockchain
jurov: whether "stratum" protocol fits in head for easy control, that's another question.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9882 @ 0.00049404 = 4.8821 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12800 @ 0.00050028 = 6.4036 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17811 @ 0.00050131 = 8.9288 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24800 @ 0.00049401 = 12.2514 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17845 @ 0.0005013 = 8.9457 BTC [+] {2}
kakobrekla: isnt stratum a miner protocol thing?
jurov: kakobrekla: it's easily extensible
assbot: Stratum mining protocol - Bitcoin Wiki ... ( )
jurov: Stratum protocol is based on JSON-RPC 2.0 (although it doesn’t include “jsonrpc” information in every message).
jurov: fuuuu what a spin
assbot: ... ( )
jurov: “This will be something that sits on top of all the ledgers and abstracts the differences,” says Ripple chief technology officer Stefan Thomas. “We’re trying to create a global standard for payments.”
jurov: they ran off with alf's meta-nsa idea :D
punkman: ref implementation is node.js of course
assbot: interledger/five-bells-demo · GitHub ... ( )
punkman: wtf does it do, some kind of cross-chain mutlisig?
kakobrekla: they just keep making up new shits as upgrades to the previous shits and juicing the vcs
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42489 @ 0.00050005 = 21.2466 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4750 @ 0.00049557 = 2.354 BTC [-] {2}
jurov: um...okcupiddudes should be instructed to wait longer than 5 mins
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23850 @ 0.00049557 = 11.8193 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: <BingoBoingo> ^ Tesla's over << you wouldn't have expected a govt agency not to muscle in sooner or later neh ?
mircea_popescu: << you can, if you don't care about the risk someone will send you a new payment and miners will rearrange a block so that it goes t otheir fee. incidentally, this property of the correct design combined with the baseless butthurt of the power rangers over address reuse (in which they simply follow unthinkingly the humours of satoshi) suggests to me that the derp
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 00:34:40; kakobrekla: "send their total contents as follows" now i noted the 'total' - then you must never reuse an address.
mircea_popescu: ACTUALLY THOUGHT his design equivalent to the correct design in this aspect, and none of them meanwhile figured out the matter even exists so blindly follow.
mircea_popescu: also, jurov is exactly right. humans are monomaniacs by nature.
mircea_popescu: <jurov> “This will be something that sits on top of all the <<< dream of aparatchick. to "sit on top of all the". wherein "aparatchick" is defined as "one whose ambition exceeds his capacities".
mircea_popescu: world fulla these.
kakobrekla: in the tx inputs on the tx address arent unambiguously specified you could reuse same signed statement "move x btc fom xa to ya"
mircea_popescu: <kakobrekla> they just keep making up new shits as upgrades to the previous shits and juicing the vcs << precisely.
kakobrekla: if*
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla that's what teh nonce is for.
mircea_popescu: well... that and protecting the crypto.
mircea_popescu: jurov nah, let them give their own measure. i very much appreciate the exceptional filtering b-a provides for "hey man where could i talk to you i have an important business proposal".
mircea_popescu: "can i be your partner ?" etc. i pass along a webchat linl, problem solved.
mircea_popescu: incidentally asciilifeform can i has nsa letter ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13328 @ 0.00050004 = 6.6645 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: in other news,
assbot: ... ( )
mircea_popescu: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 392162 | Current Difficulty: 1.0388034081545589E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 393119 | Next Difficulty In: 957 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 9 hours, 7 minutes, and 12 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43700 @ 0.00049557 = 21.6564 BTC [-]
shinohai: <<< Good morning Asseteers! :D
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 13:32:06; mircea_popescu: in other news,
mircea_popescu: hola.
shinohai: 4329 blocks to go. I might have an actual trb node by next week.
mircea_popescu: le cool.
mircea_popescu: in other news,
assbot: ... ( )
mircea_popescu: !up Chesterly
Chesterly: hey mirc. Are the end of the year bets that havent been confirmed being rebroadcast?
Chesterly: they are just sitting in mempools
mircea_popescu: Chesterly being worked on, see
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 02:03:27; mircea_popescu: kakobrekla if people are still emailing you re bitbet : it seems currently that the whole shebang should be done before the weekend. with apologies to all the users who got their payouts delayed.
mircea_popescu: !up bitbttttt
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21150 @ 0.00049557 = 10.4813 BTC [-]
shinohai: ^ see? I haz learned the value of patience. BitBet users not so much.
Chesterly: thank you
mircea_popescu: np.
mircea_popescu: shinohai hey, it's their money.
bitbttttt: hi
Chesterly: i'm fine with being patient so long as i'm informed about the situation
Chesterly: seems bitbet is keeping users informed which is good
mircea_popescu: aha.
mircea_popescu: anyway, if you have patience to go througfh the logs it's prolly informative.
Chesterly: will do
Chesterly: thanks
shinohai: If no one else is doing it I will keep posting updates to the bitcointalk thread with mah shiny new account.
Chesterly: plz post link to that thread
Chesterly: thanks
shinohai: Lacking anything else to do lately.
mircea_popescu: idle hands are the devil's penises or how did that go shinohai
mircea_popescu: gotta get you married off or what.
shinohai: I was already married once, do not wish to repeat.
mircea_popescu: the longest serving slavegirl is gonna celebrate decade mark soon, i attest the experience's been nothing short of pleasant.
shinohai: Besides, call girls are cheaper and less annoying.
mircea_popescu: marriage is for the dogs.
mircea_popescu: shinohai yeah less annoying, perhaps, but do they suckle on your toes in lieu of wake-up alarm ? hm ?
shinohai: I like to be awoken with a good hummer >.>
mircea_popescu: i'm a light sleeper :D
shinohai: lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22700 @ 0.00049547 = 11.2472 BTC [-] {2}
shinohai: No official trb thread on bitcointalk, all this XT, bigger blocks, and segwit nonsense there too. :/
punkman: shinohai: that'd be good for some lulz
mircea_popescu: best get a pic with nice cleavage too shinohai
shinohai: Indeed. When I haz enough forum rank I'll even make a trb signature xD
shinohai: Heh they disallow pics for noobs now
jurov: i have an old account, unused for ~2 years, don't you want it?
punkman: "Google has fixed a bug in an online tool after it began translating "Russian Federation" to "Mordor"."
shinohai: kek
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45150 @ 0.00050045 = 22.5953 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: <jurov> whether "stratum" protocol fits in head for easy control, that's another question. << A lot of this. I'm imagining and "electrum" that isn't actually electrum. i.e. not a big ball of whatever that desperately wants to advertise to the world exactly what it is. basically a different better database client setup. May break down and learn to make code enough to shit one out by 2030.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11050 @ 0.00049533 = 5.4734 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34640 @ 0.00050108 = 17.3574 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18400 @ 0.00050176 = 9.2324 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21400 @ 0.00049533 = 10.6001 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26772 @ 0.00049986 = 13.3823 BTC [+] {2}
diametric: asciilifeform: around?
diametric: he's at the salt mine isn't he
thestringpuller: diametric: uranium mine*
diametric: !up Xplosionist
Xplosionist: thx!
Xplosionist: Mostly I wanted voice for a bit to ask about getting a bitbet resolved early.
Xplosionist: bet 1172 can only resolve "Yes" as of this past Sunday's football game, but the original resolution time is set to be after the Superbowl.
diametric: ascii_butugychag: morning
thestringpuller: !up ascii_butugychag
thestringpuller: How is the labor camp ascii_butugychag ?
ascii_butugychag: hey diametric !
diametric: ascii_butugychag: Xplosionist is here, he's had some good fortune on bitbet
ascii_butugychag: thestringpuller: meeting uranium quota
ascii_butugychag: Xplosionist !
ascii_butugychag: l0l how's that
Xplosionist: Howdy ascii!
diametric: he had faith in the redskins
diametric: when no one else did
Xplosionist: (which is hard to do I must admit)
mircea_popescu: sometimes they get closed early yeah.
ascii_butugychag: interesting. unfortunately i don't know enough re: the sport to comment
Xplosionist: The regular season ended this past weekend. The post-season is all single elimintation.
Xplosionist: So, their record if 9-7, and they can lose a maximum of one more game (which they likely will in their first post-season game, but)
Xplosionist: s/if/is
diametric: I see, so no matter what, the Redskins can only lose one more game, putting them at 9 wins, 8 losses, still making the bet resolve to yes. So theres no point in waiting until after the superbowl to resolve it?
ascii_butugychag bbl, meeting
Xplosionist: Yes diametric. Their worst posible conclustion would be 9-8. If they win more games, it will be better.
diametric: ;;rate Xplosionist 1 meatspace colleague, an actual verifiable human being.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user Xplosionist has been recorded.
Xplosionist: (I don't think anyone expects them to beat the packers this weekend, but I kinda hope it might happen)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58500 @ 0.00049515 = 28.9663 BTC [-] {4}
Xplosionist: ;;rate diametric 1 coworker, verifiable human, smart guy
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user diametric has been recorded.
danielpbarron: !gettrust diametric Xplosionist
assbot: Trust relationship from user diametric to user Xplosionist: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. | |
Xplosionist: So I just wanted to try that, so I can start the 48 hour timer on getting my reward for blind devotion. ;-)
Xplosionist: mircea_popescu: Can that bet be resolved now?
Xplosionist: diametric: You should trust asciilifeform, so there's a secondary path between us in WOT. :-)
diametric: at some point i'll sit down and figure out all the people i should jerk off in wot.
Xplosionist: danielpbarron: What's, and why does it seem to have a different reading on WOT than
mircea_popescu: Xplosionist bitbet's a little backed up at the moment, but prolly someone'll look into it sooner than lsater.
Xplosionist: diametric: ew! Bad picture....
danielpbarron: Xplosionist, it's a different WoT that forked from the gribble one
mircea_popescu: Xplosionist the wot got forked almost exactly a year ago.
Xplosionist: mircea_popescu thanks. I'd just rather not have to wait a month plus.
shinohai: !v assbot:shinohai.rate.naphex.1:0d73d0627aad426c66808bbfaa61cf3f5e460e74dde8061cd1deac0ce69d6275
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for naphex with note: Brought together BTC and babes with
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29368 @ 0.00049678 = 14.5894 BTC [+] {2}
diametric: !up Xplosionist
Xplosionist: And bitcoin is sharply up today, I notice. This is a good thing.
diametric: I'm guessing speculation related to the chinese market crash.
diametric: hmm btc-e appears to be down.
Xplosionist: for the day? Bitstamp is up 20+, so that would be surprising.
Xplosionist: oh, you likely meant the server, not the reported BTC value. :-)
diametric: yeah
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5351 @ 0.0004942 = 2.6445 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39499 @ 0.00049367 = 19.4995 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18550 @ 0.00049669 = 9.2136 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 82629 @ 0.00049367 = 40.7915 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25148 @ 0.00049279 = 12.3927 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 453.01, vol: 14445.88527525 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 453.89, vol: 46846.83436107 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 441.0, vol: 2.1 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 451.973463, vol: 82328.44740000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 450.16011, vol: 88.77511911 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 456.319135, vol: 86.94295586 | Volume-weighted last average: 452.703309505
punkman: "by the editorial board" lol
assbot: Log In - The New York Times ... ( )
punkman: "The simple message Mr. Bundy and his band must hear is this: If everyone with a gripe against the government responded by threatening federal officials with weapons, America would no longer be a nation governed by the rule of law. Their grievances, like everyone else’s, can be addressed. But not before they put down the guns."
assbot: ... ( )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38100 @ 0.00049234 = 18.7582 BTC [-] {4}
BingoBoingo: Oh, a cool order in the -otc book
assbot: #bitcoin-otc order id 22599 ... ( )
jurov: this?
assbot: AJC TSG100 Titanium Roofing Hatchet Weight 10 oz. Made in U.S.A. - Shingle Hammers - ... ( )
BingoBoingo: lol
BingoBoingo: It's a timekeeping device
BingoBoingo: Though that is a sweet hatchet, I dun have a titanium one
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30133 @ 0.00049683 = 14.971 BTC [+] {2}
mod6: jurov: did you ever figure out anything with that segfault -- weather data corrupted or isolated to local changes to bitcoind for mempool investigation?
jurov: no, did not work on that yet
jurov: you got it too?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5200 @ 0.00049684 = 2.5836 BTC [+]
mod6: no, i've never seen anything like that. have stopped R.I. (sometimes for weeks at a time) then restarted without issue, lots of times. just been following along in here. just was curious.
mod6: been trying to follow up with a whole bunch of things from here actually. including this tx thing from yesterday. i've been going through the raw txs and drawing diagrams myself.
mod6: what's strange, at least to me, is why tx d8e60a097 seemed to u tx ebc5d7688 as its prev_hash instead of tx 09e82c06, which was accepted and added to block 391,657.
punkman: mod6, because teh wallet sucks
mod6: all of this 94 blocks after tx 9de6a04788
mod6: punkman: yeah, without digging into the code yet, it certainly appears that way.
mod6: s/seemed to u tx/seemed to use tx/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 104631 @ 0.00049927 = 52.2391 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3709 @ 0.00050254 = 1.8639 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9455 @ 0.00050253 = 4.7514 BTC [-] {2}
deedbot-: [Qntra] Iran Announces Hajj Ban -
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58568 @ 0.00050272 = 29.4433 BTC [+] {2}
punkman: "If the game detects it was pirated, it will throw up a fake error message stating "Unable to shade polygon normals", which is not actually an error that can occur. The "error code" provided with the message will be equivalent to the pirate's Steam ID, causing many pirates to out themselves posting the error and its code on the official Garry's Mod forums, resulting in a ban from Steam."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16615 @ 0.00050046 = 8.3151 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9271 @ 0.00049736 = 4.611 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 108779 @ 0.00050404 = 54.829 BTC [+] {6}
BingoBoingo: !up Cristina
Cristina: hola hola
Cristina: gracias
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13671 @ 0.0004915 = 6.7193 BTC [-] {3}
jurov: huh
assbot: Bimek SLV – The new contraception for men. ... ( )
jurov: "One valve is mounted on each spermatic duct and disrupts the flow of sperm cells when closed. The user is then sterile, can wear the Bimek SLV for a life time and regulate it himself with just a flip of a switch."
BingoBoingo: Or if you want male birth control you could just blast trenbolone for great justice
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38048 @ 0.00050509 = 19.2177 BTC [+] {2}
kakobrekla: 100% vegan ?
BingoBoingo: Sure
BingoBoingo sure Big Child Support Industry is only reason effective male birth control is not available otc in pharmacies
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28967 @ 0.00049414 = 14.3138 BTC [-] {2}
shinohai: dat netsplit! >.>
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26177 @ 0.00049189 = 12.8762 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30621 @ 0.00049094 = 15.0331 BTC [-] {2}
deedbot-: [Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] In which two fathers attempt to unironically discuss cuckolds. -
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18800 @ 0.00049111 = 9.2329 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28200 @ 0.00049111 = 13.8493 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28600 @ 0.0004904 = 14.0254 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 454.64, vol: 15490.75269341 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 451.575, vol: 10222.81119 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 455.98, vol: 51728.15078022 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 440.0, vol: 2.84 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 453.736217, vol: 85256.03370000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 453.0, vol: 131.78954268 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 457.567916, vol: 92.48171251 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: ;;more
gribble: 454.400275491
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17500 @ 0.0004935 = 8.6363 BTC [+] {3}
pete_dushenski: my new node 'tevye' is now synced (took <7 days) and 8333 is open :
pete_dushenski: using ~1.2gb of ram atm.
pete_dushenski: though rapidly running out of disk space... currently on the hunt for new vps provider.
pete_dushenski: !up thestringpuller
pete_dushenski: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 456.15, Best ask: 456.36, Bid-ask spread: 0.21000, Last trade: 456.2, 24 hour volume: 51612.52325862, 24 hour low: 427.03, 24 hour high: 459.0, 24 hour vwap: None
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell mod6 thanks for all your help with the node set-up, it worked like a charm :)
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mod6: np, glad to hear it :]
pete_dushenski: 25 connections atm
mod6: go, btc go!
pete_dushenski: though, obviously since it's "0.5.4", claims utter ignorance of tevye's existence
mircea_popescu: what's tevye btw ?
pete_dushenski: fiddler on the roof protagonist
mircea_popescu: oh oh
ben_vulpes launches a bubble from the submersible
mircea_popescu: fart ?
pete_dushenski: !s contabo
assbot: 0 results for 'contabo' :
mircea_popescu: "if wealth is a curse let god smite me down with it! and let me never recover!"
pete_dushenski: ^^
mircea_popescu: o btw, you know the joke with the xtian, muslim and jew discussing religion ?
pete_dushenski: which one ?
mircea_popescu: so these three fellows are siting around extolling their respective faiths and the merits of the respective chief figurehead.
mircea_popescu: xtian explains how one day he was walking down the street, and he saw the most beautiful woman.
mircea_popescu: so he followed her, and as he was going prayed the lord, "my god, do not let me fall into sin for this woman". so as god had it the woman turned a corner, there was a church, she went in, they were married and it was all good.
mircea_popescu: praise the lord!
mircea_popescu: muslim goes : well, i saw this great horse. best horse i've ever seen.
mircea_popescu: except his fucking owner wouldn\t sell it no matter what. so i prayed to the prophet, that i may not fall into sin for this horse. so allah intervened, the horse dropped dead and all was well.
mircea_popescu: allaku snackbar!
mircea_popescu: the jew explains : one sabbath day, i was going down the street and lo! there was a hundred dollars on the ground.
mircea_popescu: so he prayed to yahweh, "oh lord, do not let me fall into sin in the holy day of sabbath". and lo and behold, all around him was suddenly wednesday.
pete_dushenski: l0l
pete_dushenski: apt.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13338 @ 0.00049308 = 6.5767 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15258 @ 0.00049016 = 7.4789 BTC [-] {2}
davout: mircea_popescu: good one
mircea_popescu: ;)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55000 @ 0.00049365 = 27.1508 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21650 @ 0.0004937 = 10.6886 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19050 @ 0.00049434 = 9.4172 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: anyone in teh us wanna order a flowers delivery for me ?
pete_dushenski: i can probably handle it from here
pete_dushenski: take your pick
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pete_dushenski: in other nyooz,
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shinohai: Dear YHWH please help me locate the proper firmware for my wifi
ben_vulpes: << i had mega-fun with this when playing around with a sql schema for the blockchain
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 00:01:37; mircea_popescu: motherfucker what ?!
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski
assbot: dpaste: 08WNJDD ... ( )
ben_vulpes: << heh you crapping these turds out entertains me no end given how long and loudly you've yelled in the past about the impossibility of it
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 00:50:36; asciilifeform: << lulzily i just put in a long hard day laying the foundations of a provably-correct $boringwidget for $censoredrichfolks
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu:
assbot: ... ( )
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski nothing.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31470 @ 0.00049434 = 15.5569 BTC [+]
pete_dushenski: kk
mircea_popescu: !up unkster
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu:
assbot: ... ( )
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell bingoboingo no source cited for hajj ban ?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell Dava fix your connection wouldja
gribble: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: << aaalmost ready
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 13:24:03; mircea_popescu: incidentally asciilifeform can i has nsa letter ?
diametric: evening asciilifeform
asciilifeform: diametric !
assbot: Cashless society faces backlash from losers - The Local ... ( )
asciilifeform: << this has gotta be a gag
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 19:17:29; jurov: "One valve is mounted on each spermatic duct and disrupts the flow of sperm cells when closed. The user is then sterile, can wear the Bimek SLV for a life time and regulate it himself with just a flip of a switch."
asciilifeform: switch ?!!
asciilifeform: and even not considering this absurdity, you would have same problem as vasectomy patient (the sperm gets reabsorbed and your immune system begins to generate antibodies against it. with bonus measurable extra risk of alzheimer's)
asciilifeform: >>> <<< if you're interested
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 22:06:13; pete_dushenski: though, obviously since it's "0.5.4", claims utter ignorance of tevye's existence
assbot: [BTC-dev] Programmable Version Strings. ... ( )
pete_dushenski: aha. will look into that (eventually)
pete_dushenski: it's on my radar
asciilifeform: just drop it in your 'v'
asciilifeform: and rebuild
asciilifeform: supposing it matters
pete_dushenski: myeah, at 35 connections now. all is well.
asciilifeform: (it makes no practical difference, the patch is cosmetic and i won't be surprised if it is not considered for inclusion in a release)
asciilifeform: << for fuckssake, why??!!
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 22:49:53; ben_vulpes: << i had mega-fun with this when playing around with a sql schema for the blockchain
asciilifeform: << it is provably impossible in the general case, which (i think) everybody knows. but did ben_vulpes miss the ada threads ? you can do it for particular programs. just, the usefulness is questionable imho.
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 22:52:35; ben_vulpes: << heh you crapping these turds out entertains me no end given how long and loudly you've yelled in the past about the impossibility of it
asciilifeform: 'ours is not to question why, ours is but to do and die' (tm) (r)
asciilifeform: << quite how the reich would like north kr to 'put down the nuke'
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 17:15:59; punkman: "The simple message Mr. Bundy and his band must hear is this: If everyone with a gripe against the government responded by threatening federal officials with weapons, America would no longer be a nation governed by the rule of law. Their grievances, like everyone else’s, can be addressed. But not before they put down the guns."
asciilifeform: ... so that it can be serbia'd
pete_dushenski: <--> "Chevy Bolt to start at $37,500 before rebates"
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 06:37:20; BingoBoingo: ^ Tesla's over
pete_dushenski: tesla is still zil, bolt is now trabant. there's room for both.
asciilifeform: kinda funny how americans laughed in '50s-'60s re: soviet cars costing a year of pay of average labourer there
asciilifeform: whereas now...
pete_dushenski: how the tables have turned
asciilifeform: << there ISN'T such a thing, not one that doesn't fuck you up in readily-detectable (litigable !!111) ways.
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 19:25:43; *: BingoBoingo sure Big Child Support Industry is only reason effective male birth control is not available otc in pharmacies
asciilifeform: ovulation comes with a ready off switch - spermatogenesis does not.
pete_dushenski: from same fishwrap as 'cashless' piece,
assbot: Swedish racer defends eating own dead horse - The Local ... ( )
asciilifeform: and yes, in cn they tested gossypol. iirc the effect is neither satisfyingly effective nor satisfyingly reversible (how'd ya like that?)
pete_dushenski off
asciilifeform: << somebody wake up kakobrekla !1111
assbot: Logged on 08-01-2016 00:22:27; pete_dushenski: from same fishwrap as 'cashless' piece,
asciilifeform: << ever so precious, the usgrasty
assbot: More Swedes than ever are moving abroad - The Local ... ( )
asciilifeform: 'However according to Solevid, there has been little detailed research on the specific reasons Swedes seek new lives abroad. "There is stunningly little knowledge of these people and why they move," she said, adding that her team intended to investigate the issue.'
asciilifeform: ahahahaha
asciilifeform: MEGA-MYSTERY!1111
asciilifeform: who could possibly guess why they move.
asciilifeform: mendacious fucktards.
asciilifeform: (iirc, swedes - just like finns - who move to thailand, not only escape 'allah snackbar', but pay 0 tax, and can come back for socialist pension, health, etc. whenever they like...)
mircea_popescu: hahaha. and if "america" whatever that is would no longer be a populace opressed by "the rule of law", everyone'd be very happy and could put down their weapons.
mircea_popescu: so how abo0ut the simple message whatever anon politruk needs to hear is, "go fucking hang, we won't need weapons anymore"
mircea_popescu: any chance of that ? everyone employed by usg commits suicide over the weekend, usher paradise on earth ?
mircea_popescu: do your fucking part, eh!
asciilifeform: will work about as well as it did for nestor mahno.
asciilifeform: also picture standing in front of the nuremberg rally and telling ss 'go all hang!111'
mircea_popescu: "addressed" pshhhh.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform these schmucks ain't got the balls for no rallies.
asciilifeform: mega-empires, their standing armies, and demented fuhrers don't hang automagically
asciilifeform: somebody has to clean'em up.
mircea_popescu: "There is stunningly little knowledge of these people and why they move," << nordic system is a great system, provided you only ask the people who stay behind.
mircea_popescu: by this measure, africa is also a great place to live.
asciilifeform: actually it's also beautiful if you ask the folks who moved to thailand.
asciilifeform: while collecting their phreeeeeeeee
mircea_popescu: hey, every idiocy is beautiful for as long as you're not paying for it.
mircea_popescu: hence, modern "art".
mircea_popescu: everyone's idea of lol except for the poor schmuck paying for his artistique daughter's abortions.
asciilifeform: has anybody aborted straight to the canvas yet ??
asciilifeform: or is that menstrual chick still state-of-the-art
mircea_popescu: it is a screaming testament to how dullard the chicks are that this hath not occured to them yet.
mircea_popescu: nicely mirroring the okcupid-no-bash debacle.
asciilifeform: aha!
asciilifeform: but NOW they can!111
mircea_popescu: can only helps the guy with a can opener.
asciilifeform: << as in this classic
assbot: ... ( )
mircea_popescu: why the fuck did they blackbar her teats.
mircea_popescu: idiots.
asciilifeform: no idea. iirc there is an uncensored shot somewhere
asciilifeform: (taken by one of many hundreds of people who watched)
mircea_popescu: nitwitty seamstresses. "oh, i put a fig leaf on david". well... hopefully vlad the impaler puts a little something up your tightest hole.
asciilifeform: countdown to 'edgy' art supply shops selling canvas-and-mifepristone-pill kit !111
mircea_popescu: it boggles my mind that they're using all the weird shit when rivanol irrigation'd do the trick just fine.
deedbot-: [Trilema] MiniGame (S.MG), December 2015 Statement -
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: hard to 'DIY' with foley catheter
mircea_popescu: way the fuck safer and cleanner than anything 3rd party'd do.
asciilifeform: cleaner than pill ?
mircea_popescu: the african country of the us has a lulzy history of "we no got acridine we jump off table on knife hiar"
mircea_popescu: yes.
mircea_popescu: pill is a mess.
asciilifeform: at any rate, the shittier the shitland, the more preoccupied the rulers are with conscripting people to make people
asciilifeform: so BingoBoingo wasn't entirely wrong
mircea_popescu: in other news, that mifepristone reminds me a lot of diethylstilbestrol (anyone know the story of this particular thaliomidoid ?). romania uses levonorgestrel almost exclusively.
asciilifeform: also in usa, iirc.
mircea_popescu used to keep a notable stash, mostly because the whole army of sluts/students/tramps and assorted vagabonds didn't trust themselves with it.
asciilifeform: wai wut
asciilifeform: how's that
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i didn't think the usa even had anything.
asciilifeform: levonorgestrel is sold by, possibly, the pound, in every pharmacy here.
asciilifeform: and why wouldn't they trust themselves with it
mircea_popescu: cuz no fixed domicile ?
asciilifeform: ah hm
mircea_popescu: i suppose in a sense i offered wallet services o.O
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: but no longer keep stash ?
mircea_popescu: notrly.
asciilifeform: how come ?
mircea_popescu: not really entertaining random tramps so much anymoar.
mircea_popescu: age gets to us all.
BingoBoingo: << No version string testing?
assbot: Logged on 07-01-2016 22:06:13; pete_dushenski: though, obviously since it's "0.5.4", claims utter ignorance of tevye's existence
mircea_popescu: "I liked trilema better when it had a paywall (and I couldn't read it for lack of trilema credits)."
mircea_popescu: especially funny seeing how the only way to not have credits was to... read it.
asciilifeform: l0lz!
asciilifeform: where was this
assbot: The intellectual culling of Gavin Andresen. : Bitcoin ... ( )
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell pete_dushenski What qntra not authorative enough to publish truefax confirmed in multiple outlets?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: << It sure does and the answer is the same, more hormones. Plenty of androgens including plain old testosterone will shut down spermatagenesis by shutting down the HPTA axis and silencing leydig cells.
assbot: Logged on 08-01-2016 00:22:03; asciilifeform: ovulation comes with a ready off switch - spermatogenesis does not.
mircea_popescu: taking more testosterone is not unlike adding more nitrocelulose to your gasoline.
mircea_popescu: it makes the car be sporty-er you say ?
BingoBoingo: Sure, but for birth control, works.
mircea_popescu: so does hanging.
BingoBoingo: But you can't reverse hanging with a 4 week course of breast cancer drugs
mircea_popescu: speaking of which, i remember the enchanted time of the 80s when gasoline shortages and rationing + the universal theft of "accomplished socialism" meant all the workers at the paints factory ran their cars on stolen raw toluene.
mircea_popescu: imagine that lulz if you will.
BingoBoingo: This is a beautiful imagining
mircea_popescu: (in fairness, it was the fuel of choice of f1 engines in the 80s, but it really is much too high octane to use in shitty ro-made engines of the era. not to mention carcinogenic)
BingoBoingo: Here they've been bouncing up and down the percentage of fun nitrogen compounds available in racing fuel for the past decade or two
mircea_popescu vaguely remembers a prototype to use toluene as nuclear plant coolant, too. imagine the fun of that!
BingoBoingo: Of all the ways that could go wrong, I wonder if there's some small, but existing chance that could make the big detonation
mircea_popescu: imagine the lulz of your coolant blowing up lol
BingoBoingo: 4Real
mircea_popescu: "we no longer have a coolant line." "because hydrogen explosion ?" "no, that's why we no longer have a roof. but that came after the coolant blew the line up."
BingoBoingo: And if some material is critical in the right way while the coolant blows up in just the right way...
mircea_popescu: pretty much everything goes critical once coolant goes away in an unplanned manner.
mircea_popescu: experiments in japan and other places are relevantg.
BingoBoingo just imagines as unfortunate reactor housing shape providing lensing as this happens
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: approximately as likely as taking a king-sized shit forming critical mass
BingoBoingo: Obviously you've never eaten at Chipotle
thestringpuller: Chipotle is delicious even if it requires chipotle-away.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.QNTR] 2853 @ 0.00035095 = 1.0013 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: From the WaPo-iverse: "25 things that offended me at the movie theater in 2015"
thestringpuller: This new simpsons episode is so brilliant.
thestringpuller: Mild satire on "women in coding" subject.
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu
assbot: dpaste: 2Y32REP ... ( )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: coolty
mircea_popescu: ;;ud hbu
gribble: | meaning H.ow B.out Y.ou usully replying to a persons comment/mssg. jon:what are you doing?? shawn:im just listening to music shawn:hbu?? jon:im also listeni  ...
BingoBoingo: !t s.bbet
assbot: I haven't understood a single word you've said since I met you, not one single word.
BingoBoingo: !t m s.bbet
assbot: [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.0001 / 0.00012004 / 0.00013 (2400 shares, 0.29 BTC), 30D: 0.0001 / 0.00012004 / 0.00013 (2400 shares, 0.29 BTC)
asciilifeform: << and some vintage strange.
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asciilifeform: << same
assbot: Univac F-1355-00 - YouTube ... ( )
deedbot-: [Qntra] Deputy Arrested For Dropbox Child Porn -
asciilifeform: << this fella has a number of interesting pieces
assbot: Teletype 40K 104 DAB - YouTube ... ( )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7473 @ 0.0004918 = 3.6752 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: << holy fuq.
assbot: HP 5375A Keyboard - YouTube ... ( )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10300 @ 0.00049433 = 5.0916 BTC [+] {2}
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: no, i have never done any work with theorem provers.
asciilifeform: hm.
ben_vulpes: why d'you ask?
asciilifeform: thought you might have, at $rupturefarmz
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9150 @ 0.00049434 = 4.5232 BTC [+]
ben_vulpes: no sir
ben_vulpes: generally speaking i am but a mere technician; can follow proofs and understand their implications for bolt patterns and circuit design, but more interested in...bolting things together and making circuits than proving novelty.
asciilifeform: << lulzy. i took this photo in.. '07??
assbot: [IC] ALPS ansi key cap set (07-25 update) ... ( )
asciilifeform: can't even recall where i posted it.
punkman: mircea_popescu: why the fuck did they blackbar her teats. << here she is
assbot: Logged on 06-11-2015 04:50:52; punkman: (the egg lady, nice tits eh)
punkman: so I woke up and my irc monitor was dead, any obvious things to look at when I open it up?
BingoBoingo: !up madhatter_
BingoBoingo: punkman: Have you tried new thermal grease?
punkman: BingoBoingo: where, up my arse?
BingoBoingo: Much safer than flashing and refilling the vacuum in the cathode ray tube
BingoBoingo: Where else?
BingoBoingo: Conspiracy
assbot: ... ( )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5200 @ 0.00049434 = 2.5706 BTC [+]
punkman: those don't look plus-size
punkman: or do the fatties think "I look just like those Dove girls"
BingoBoingo: The later. Much denial
punkman: for reference
assbot: ... ( )
ben_vulpes: << i'm 12 and what is this?
assbot: Satoshi ... ( )
punkman: ben_vulpes: some kind of aslr? I think we had a thread about it, but can't find it now
ben_vulpes: << heh
assbot: Logged on 28-10-2015 00:47:01; mats: this is the 'we know where the bugs _may_ hide, what locks _may_ have master key, so layer accordingly' defense. and often, variations of aslr are involved, despite how you feel about 'if they're in you've got bigger problems anyways'
phf: ben_vulpes: you call that thing like void foo(args) { IMPLEMENT_RANDOMIZE_STACK(foo(args)); ...}, static makes nLoops shared, so the logic is, you set it to some random value between 1 and 21 and then recurse down that many times, "randomizing" the stack
ben_vulpes: but but why
ben_vulpes: so this gathering nausea in the pit of my stomach when i read through implement_randomize_stack is perhaps an intuitive clue
punkman: can be removed easily
phf: they randomize all the stacks that are exposed to the network
phf: so in case you get a stack overflow in the exposed code, doing a shellbuffer return becomes mildly trickier
ben_vulpes: why would do people use programming languages that do this?
ben_vulpes: aaa
punkman: I remember reading that gcc might optimize that away too
phf: maybe? gcc does TCO, but the code does foo(); return; rather then return foo(); so who knows..
punkman: from the comparative music studies department,
assbot: Wolf Biermann - Die hab' ich satt - YouTube ... ( )
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punkman: Und sagt mir mal: Wozu ist gut Die ganze Bürokratenbrut?

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