assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 12 @ 0.04149 = 0.4979 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 19841 @ 0.0001403 = 2.7837 BTC [+] 
    
    dub: ;;isitdown bitcointalk.org
    
    gribble: bitcointalk.org is up
    
    dub: boo
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 26 @ 0.009001 = 0.234 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3100 @ 0.0008323 = 2.5801 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 10 @ 1.45719999 = 14.572 BTC [+]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ESECURITYSABTC] 2 @ 0.135 = 0.27 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-TRADING-PT] 5 @ 0.034 = 0.17 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.261 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1000 @ 0.0001402 = 0.1402 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [DMS.MINING] 3000 @ 0.00121905 = 3.6572 BTC [-]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3066 @ 0.00014799 = 0.4537 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.44 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 17000 @ 0.00017053 = 2.899 BTC [+]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 8 @ 0.12 = 0.96 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 14 @ 0.01375 = 0.1925 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2000 @ 0.0001408 = 0.2816 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 1.4 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: ahhh, good morning boys and girls.
    
    VanCleef: ITS BACK MP ITS BACK, thank christ
    
    mircea_popescu: what is ?
    
    VanCleef: bitcointalk
    
    mircea_popescu: o hey.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 1082 @ 0.01419516 = 15.3592 BTC [+]  {10} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 1.4399875 = 11.5199 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    thestringpuller: lol good morning
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [B] [CIPHERMINE.B1] 16 @ 0.00812487 = 0.13 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12885 @ 0.00083583 = 10.7697 BTC [+] 
    
    Diablo-D3: holy shit
    
    Diablo-D3: bitcointalk is back
    
    Apocalyptic: yup
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [CIPHERMINE-PT] 70 @ 0.03 = 2.1 BTC [-] 
    
    VanCleef: and asicminer tanks haha
    
    Diablo-D3: no
    
    Diablo-D3: asicminer is heavy weapons guy
    
    Diablo-D3: <friedcat> WHO TOUCH SASHA
    
    thestringpuller: Diablo-D3 haven't seen you in awhile
    
    Diablo-D3: but... Ive been here! the whole time!
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3514 @ 0.0001418 = 0.4983 BTC [+] 
    
    thestringpuller: they see me lurkin'
    
    thestringpuller: they hatin'
    
    thestringpuller: where has bugpowder been
    
    thestringpuller: ;;seen Bugpowder
    
    gribble: Bugpowder was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 days, 12 hours, 7 minutes, and 10 seconds ago: <Bugpowder> So the mechs thing was a hoax or waht?
    
    thestringpuller: oh wow he just kinda sneaks in
    
    
    
    ozbot: MPEx breach - post mortem pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 54 @ 0.03379054 = 1.8247 BTC [-]  {9} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1300 @ 0.00083923 = 1.091 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 69 @ 0.0145 = 1.0005 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 365 @ 0.00083847 = 0.306 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.PURCHASE] 31 @ 0.006211 = 0.1925 BTC [-] 
    
    jurov: mornin
    
    jurov: http://www.coindesk.com/lamassu-ships-first-bitcoin-atm/ we have fun here in bratislava guessing who ordered it
    
    jurov: cuz nobody is admiting it
    
    jurov: *admitting
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8741 @ 0.00083213 = 7.2736 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    Apocalyptic: morning
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 16 @ 0.0145 = 0.232 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: jurov o hey, there was a bet to that effect too
    
    
    
    ozbot: BitBet - Bitcoin ATM will have at least one ATM unit up and running by the end of September 2013
    
    mircea_popescu: aww no, there WAS.
    
    jurov: bitbet time runs too fast
    
    mircea_popescu: ya srsly.
    
    mircea_popescu: it's like... two weeks normal time turn into 18 months of bitbet time.
    
    mircea_popescu: it's a total timescam.
    
    mod6: benkay_: Ahh, I've read more now on the urbit. I see what you mean by the 9-times thing as temporary. And after reading Datskovskiy's comments it's interesting that it was put in to begin with.
    
    mod6: has anyone had trouble with the urbit terminal being like really slow?
    
    mod6: I rebuild my sub just a bit ago because of this (http://www.urbit.org/2013/10/06/nicu.html), seems to be a bit more responsive.. but not what i would expect.
    
    mod6: (was worse before the update it seems to me... but still laaags a bit.)
    
    jurov: should be compiled with -O99 -funroll-all-loops
    
    mircea_popescu: mod6 well when the whole planet is one computer...
    
    mircea_popescu: probably some dolphin somewhere upset the flow of chi
    
    mircea_popescu: (TLDR: to keep using Urbit, delete all your pre-10/6 data, git pull the source again, make clean, make, and start over. Your destroyers and tickets will keep working. No, this will not keep happening, though it may happen once or twice again.) << preserved for futurosity.
    
    mod6: yeah, that was pretty interesting. like the first day I look into it, i have to blow everything away and start over.
    
    mircea_popescu: well at least 11k people have watching and thus therefore everyone knows the guy's name and admires his work or how did it go.
    
    mircea_popescu: but anyway ; satoshi forked btc too. it happens
    
    mod6: jurov: you trollin'?
    
    mod6: mircea_popescu: yeah, i recloned the repos and rebuilt. works fine. it's early in the project so, yeah shit happens.
    
    mircea_popescu: mod6 in other news, http://trilema.com/2013/so-this-urbit-thing/#comment-95441 haskelites hate it.
    
    mod6: jurov: -funroll-all-loops
    
    mod6: Perform the optimization of loop unrolling. This is done for all loops and usually makes programs run more slowly. `-funroll-all-loops' implies `-fstrength-reduce' as well as `-frerun-cse-after-loop'.
    
    mod6: so yah, 9/10
    
    mod6: :P
    
    jurov: mod6 yeah trolling... couldn't resist as long-time gentoo user :)
    
    jurov: au! don't tell me you *did* recompile it?
    
    mircea_popescu: violence is not the loop.
    
    mod6: yeah, it seems that this guy Curtis Yarvin kinda goes against the grain with this one. im not a haskell guy or what not, so I'm not real sure what to think just yet.
    
    mod6: haha, yeah.
    
    mod6: im a dumbass for listening to you
    
    mircea_popescu: well i guess i get to use kako's bash for the first time ever.
    
    mod6: i tried to find a solution to this problem on the fuckin google groups thing and there was a thread about it.
    
    mod6: but it wasn't helpful what-so-ever.
    
    mod6: maybe its just a pile of shit
    
    mod6: im not sure what to think about this thing yet.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 100 @ 0.00126896 = 0.1269 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: me either.
    
    mircea_popescu: and i don't even know cs.
    
    mod6: well, either do i. i was just trolled by jurov.
    
    mod6: im gonna quit this shit and go work at walmart selling plants.
    
    mircea_popescu: you could put on a bikini, place yourself in a pot and sell yourself as a bikini clad potted plant.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 347 @ 0.0145 = 5.0315 BTC [+] 
    
    mod6: haha. i'll even do a dance move for a quick .01 BTC
    
    mod6: aight, now that i've got this thing back to non-suck mode...
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.0146 = 0.292 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: ~tasfyn-partyv/try=> :reset
    
    mircea_popescu: This will replace all the Arvo code, including Hoon in Hoon itself, and keep your data intact - even running processes.
    
    mircea_popescu: this later part is good.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 17 @ 0.01481954 = 0.2519 BTC [+]  {4} 
    
    mod6: yeah, thats pretty awesome.
    
    mircea_popescu: when was the last time, say, a Google app lost your data?
    
    mircea_popescu: bwaghahaha.
    
    mircea_popescu: remember mybitcoin ?
    
    mircea_popescu: or no wait. what was it, that polish exchange that mtgox boight
    
    mircea_popescu: because the guy had all the btc in the cloud and lost the instance.
    
    mod6: yeah haha.
    
    mod6: i wanna say that happened a few times even.
    
    mod6: *poof*
    
    jurov: but afaik urbit has everything versioned
    
    mircea_popescu: "<mircea_popescu> hi all." < i said something on #urbit.
    
    mircea_popescu: which from what i gather is NOT run on urbit ?
    
    mod6: haha, nice. i just joined in over there a few mins ago too.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 0.1331 BTC [+] 
    
    mod6: CY said he didn't want to do an irc channel because urbit can be sort of like IRC in and of itself. but in the mean time he'll set one up until it gets further along.
    
    mod6: i figure, maybe they can help my urbit n00bness until i get my sealegs.
    
    jurov: these ships...it's a PONZI
    
    mod6: are you getting good with hoon, jurov
    
    mod6: ?
    
    jurov: no only read these docs and filed it for later
    
    mod6: ahh. im trying to familiarize myself with these 'runes'
    
    mod6: its not as bad as brainfuck, but not by much
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8300 @ 0.00083632 = 6.9415 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    jurov: decided to do some overdue upgrades instead...got unexpected 50% cpu usage decrease :)
    
    mod6: nice
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 800 @ 0.00015 = 0.12 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: seems about right
    
    mod6: i haven't used an LSB system since i worked on porting fbsd to sparc64
    
    mircea_popescu: i thought they're unconstitutional anyway
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6250 @ 0.00083923 = 5.2452 BTC [+] 
    
    mod6: heheh, well since x86 intel, its not been nearly as widely used. i think that network addresses are all passed in lsb though, and then they added htonl/s ntohl/s for translation, etc.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 23200 @ 0.00017773 = 4.1233 BTC [+]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.01375 = 0.275 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12286 @ 0.00083404 = 10.247 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 10 @ 0.01375 = 0.1375 BTC [-] 
    
    bitesak: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 135.75000, Best ask: 136.00000, Bid-ask spread: 0.25000, Last trade: 135.75000, 24 hour volume: 6768.60069259, 24 hour low: 134.10000, 24 hour high: 139.00000, 24 hour vwap: 136.55720
    
    bitesak: there is a new listing on mpex ! whoooa
    
    mod6: cool, there is a hoon.vim
    
    bitesak: hoonhoon.vim?
    
    mircea_popescu: wait, does this mean a vim implementation ?
    
    mod6: haha, no i wish.
    
    mod6: just a vim script for unix so the syntax can be color-highlighted. didn't mean to get yall excited.
    
    mod6: there is another that seems to try to translate scribbles to runes, but I haven't gotten it to work on my vim yet.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 29 @ 0.0415331 = 1.2045 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9750 @ 0.00083877 = 8.178 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 7 @ 0.04 = 0.28 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: i suspect this is currently the largest productivity sink in it.
    
    
    
    ystarnaud: lol
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 4 @ 0.088 = 0.352 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [B] [CIPHERMINE.B1] 100 @ 0.008 = 0.8 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4337 @ 0.0008323 = 3.6097 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 0.1331 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 38 @ 0.00295875 = 0.1124 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    mod6: this urbit thing is wacky
    
    mircea_popescu: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/06/argentina-president-cristina-fernandez-brain-haematoma
    
    ozbot: Argentina's president Cristina Fernandez suffers brain haematoma | World news | theguardian.com
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [COG.F2] 1 @ 2.39 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: "Leather Goddesses of Phobos 2: Gas Pump Girls Meet the Pulsating Inconvenience from Planet X!"
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [COG.F2] 1 @ 2.8 BTC [+] 
    
    mod6: its like i wanna go down this rabbit hole and figure this thing out, but I don't think im smart enough or something.
    
    mod6: the guy says, "urbit will always run on top of unix." but d00d also wants this to surpass *nix at some point...
    
    mircea_popescu: mod6 http://trilema.com/2013/so-this-urbit-thing/#comment-95448 << average people have trouble FINDING IT
    
    mircea_popescu: i think you may be smart enough.
    
    mod6: (Chapter 1.7): If a real OS runs on the bare hardware and is preemptive, it’s clear that Arvo is not a real OS and will never be one. It will always run on Unix. Of course in a sense it comes to bury Unix, but also to praise it - to imitate it - and even to surpass it.
    
    mod6: Unix today is ancient, bloated and debilitated, but its historic greatness is eternal. Comparing Unix to other OSes of its time is comparing Shakespeare to other playwrights of his time.
    
    mod6: But, ya know, times change. How do we surpass Unix? We’ve got two words for you - typed pipes!
    
    mircea_popescu: actually marlowe was not that bad
    
    mircea_popescu: this is an argument to ignorance
    
    mod6: So far, and i've only spent a few hours on it, but I'm so hoplessly lost on hoon, that i don't see how this could be more useful than unix at this point.
    
    mod6: i mean, it needs unix to run to begin with... so wtf
    
    mod6: at somepoint it'll have to run out of a chip directly or some other interpreter or interface to wholly replace unix
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 23 @ 1.43852172 = 33.086 BTC [-]  {5} 
    
    mod6: I still think its pretty cool, and I'm probably just derp. But I'm not convinced that I'm not being trolled somehow.
    
    mircea_popescu: if indeed the specification is as short as presented, it's prolly trivial to build asics that execute it natively
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8350 @ 0.00084024 = 7.016 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    mod6: yeah, the nock is like, very short. and the hoon compiler itself is really small.
    
    mod6: this page is pretty lulzy, whomever wrote it was just guessing at a lot of the stuff: https://github.com/urbit/urbit/wiki/Decoding-Hoon
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [B] [CIPHERMINE.B1] 56 @ 0.008 = 0.448 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [COG.F] 1 @ 1.99 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 15 @ 0.04 = 0.6 BTC [-] 
    
    mod6: anyway, i dunno, i still think its pretty neat if its not an epic troll. i submitted for my destroyers, so we'll see where that goes.
    
    mircea_popescu: it's still neat even if it is an epic troll.
    
    mircea_popescu: what difference does that make ?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 15894 @ 0.0001812 = 2.88 BTC [+]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 6599 @ 0.00020115 = 1.3274 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    mod6: haha, none i guess. i just hope that even if it is a troll, it can be made into something useful.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 900 @ 0.000226 = 0.2034 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: now that all depends i ghuess :p
    
    KRS1: good morning from the states.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 7 @ 1.445 = 10.115 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: ello
    
    mod6: (What happens if there’s an error? Like, a type error? Duh, the compiler crashes. Hey, at Yale, what do they do if there’s an error? I don’t know but it’s probably some kind of fancy exception thing.
    
    mod6: haha
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 850 @ 0.000226 = 0.1921 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: amazing compiler.
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    mod6: :)
    
    mod6: it'd be cool to see if all of these destroyers can easily talk to one-another from distributed hosts worldwide. then maybe it'd be neat to try to develop a p2p or distributed encrypted irc network.
    
    mod6: either public or private nodes.
    
    daybyter: make smartphone nodes. They are harder to block...
    
    mod6: the syntax is so gnarly that it seems like it would be hard to develop, but i suppose that one you get the hang of it...
    
    mod6: *once
    
    mircea_popescu: that funny moment when you realise urbit is discussed in 500 lines on #bitcoin-assets and in 5 lines on #urbit
    
    mod6: lol
    
    mod6: my bad
    
    mod6: daybyter: its too bad really, these devices are like the NSA data-collector nodes. i don't even trust the snapdragon chips in 'em any more really.
    
    mircea_popescu: mod6 wasn't implying it's a bad thing, on the contrary
    
    mircea_popescu: gotta discuss where the brainz are.
    
    mod6: ah, ok :)
    
    daybyter: but it's easier to shutdown servers than mobiles...
    
    mircea_popescu: is it ?
    
    blastbob: depends..
    
    mod6: for instance, in current form, urbit does key-gen right off the start. i'd hesitate to launch an instance with that software thats native (unless rooted and running something like cyanogen -- even then do we trust that either?)
    
    mod6: and besides do we trust chip makers any more either?
    
    mircea_popescu: mod6 im listening to this and pasting in the nsa "to do" list :D
    
    mod6: haha
    
    mod6: i suppose that something like urbit could actually live inside of other software eventually as some sort of embedded system. or if it ever took the leap to native hardware, it could run on some sort of FPGA or pre-set asic chip.
    
    mod6: someone needs to write a network stack for it.
    
    mod6: lol that'll be ishy in hoon!
    
    ThickAsThieves: kncsplosion http://imgur.com/2UZuUzH
    
    mod6: oo started a fire in her panties huh?
    
    mircea_popescu: what burned there, the controller or what ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: looks like a small transformer or something
    
    ThickAsThieves: but i have no idea
    
    ThickAsThieves: two mor epics http://imgur.com/a/hyA3a
    
    KRS1: lol nice whats that a transistor
    
    VanCleef: ThickAsThieves ?
    
    blastbob: they say its 2-3 boards this has happend to, but not confirmed
    
    ThickAsThieves: i only have intro knowledge of these things, but i'd guess a small transformer
    
    KRS1: ya
    
    mircea_popescu: A year after the 1994 Digital Telephony bill passed, the FBI disclosed plans to require the phone companies to build into their infrastructure the capacity to simultaneously wiretap one percent of all phone calls in all major US cities. This would represent more than a thousandfold increase over previous levels in the number of phones that could be wiretapped. In previous years, there were only about 1000 court-ordered w
    
    mircea_popescu: year, at the federal, state, and local levels combined.
    
    
    
    ozbot: Phil Zimmermann's Senate Testimony
    
    mircea_popescu: this shit's so much fun to read, 20 years later.
    
    KRS1: nice skidmark
    
    mod6: <3 Phil
    
    mircea_popescu: thjat last thing is an exploded capacitor.
    
    mircea_popescu: which really just means bad capacitor.
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;google capacitor disease
    
    gribble: Capacitor plague - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacitor_plague>; PSA: TiVo HD's Hit By Capacitor Plague! - DealDatabase Forum: <http://www.dealdatabase.com/forum/showthread.php?64059-PSA-TiVo-HD-s-Hit-By-Capacitor-Plague!>; How do you define capacitor in good condition - WikiAnswers: (1 more message)
    
    ThickAsThieves: i've only ever seen cylindrical capacitors
    
    ThickAsThieves: again i'm a noob
    
    mod6: ya my guy says they are caps too
    
    ThickAsThieves: i suppose it would be weird to have that many small transistors anyway
    
    mod6: lol he says its 'bodged'
    
    mod6: he says he could be wrong and they might be 'some kinda funky resistor'
    
    mod6: *shrug*
    
    thestringpuller: mod6 is here
    
    thestringpuller: just as I have to leave
    
    thestringpuller: I h8 you no
    
    
    
    thestringpuller: nao*
    
    thestringpuller: I am revoking our frienship
    
    thestringpuller: jkjk
    
    KRS1: heh
    
    mod6: HEH. been here all night talkin about urbit :]
    
    thestringpuller: i been up all night trynna get ma money right
    
    mircea_popescu: yeah what im getting as most likely story is that they bought as cheap parts as they could find, and ended up with a batch of shitty caps.
    
    mircea_popescu: which you know... blow.
    
    KRS1: stack the rest of the yams in my auntie's house..and then what!
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 103 @ 0.0848997 = 8.7447 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    KRS1: peace out folks time to get fresh and jump into one of them cars
    
    mod6: info on flaming board from my buddy: http://pastebin.com/AbAr6Mcv
    
    KRS1: Check out my friend's hotrod caddilac..finally got a chance to see it in action last night.  Its more or less a corvette in a suit and tie   http://s540.beta.photobucket.com/user/LivernoisMotorsports/library/Pauls%20V
    
    mod6: that one comes straight from GM 'eh? is that the 502?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 14 @ 0.0136 = 0.1904 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9350 @ 0.00084028 = 7.8566 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 15905 @ 0.00015472 = 2.4608 BTC [-]  {6} 
    
    KRS1: yeah
    
    KRS1: we are a couple of long time gear heads I have a 1986 t-top mustang 5.0 drag car thats real fun dont get much chance to play with it though.
    
    KRS1: thats not the 502 its a small block stroked to 400+ ci all fuel injected obviously
    
    mod6: KRS1: ahh. ok.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1900 @ 0.00083206 = 1.5809 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 50000 @ 0.00015287 = 7.6435 BTC [-]  {10} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 44410 @ 0.00015008 = 6.6651 BTC [-]  {7} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 10000 @ 0.00015 = 1.5 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 22 @ 1.36245454 = 29.974 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 1.32882352 = 22.59 BTC [-]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 51 @ 0.0130049 = 0.6632 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 1.3218222 = 6.6091 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 5 @ 1.3 = 6.5 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2722 @ 0.0001502 = 0.4088 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 500 @ 0.00026845 = 0.1342 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2000 @ 0.0001502 = 0.3004 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 10908 @ 0.00015009 = 1.6372 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 19603 @ 0.0001481 = 2.9032 BTC [-] 
    
    gecko_x2: btct down?
    
    gecko_x2: forgot to check if i have any btc there :\
    
    gecko_x2: damnit
    
    Rulother: It's down for me
    
    ThickAsThieves: Hopefully not down for good yet
    
    Rulother: ^
    
    ThickAsThieves: I have fresh AM1 xfers to verify...
    
    ThickAsThieves: he should lock all assets first
    
    
    
    ozbot: Btct.co - Is Btct Down Right Now?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-TRADING-PT] 13 @ 0.033 = 0.429 BTC [-] 
    
    gecko_x2: hmm
    
    mircea_popescu: wasn't it announced for today and everytjhing ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: yes, but he had hinted that it would be late in the day, if I recall
    
    turbo_ac100: gecko_x2, site seems up but API access doesn't work
    
    turbo_ac100: litecoinglobal works though.
    
    Rulother: so tat how many transfers are you working on?
    
    ThickAsThieves: all in all i think it's nearly 2000
    
    gecko_x2: hmm
    
    gecko_x2: works through tor for me
    
    gecko_x2: but not directly
    
    ThickAsThieves: all are xfers other than TAT.AM are caught up and awaiting assistance from the exchange operators to render the shares
    
    mircea_popescu: that sounds like quite the caseload there.
    
    ThickAsThieves: Bitfunder could be a problem
    
    ThickAsThieves: as manual rendering of shares would be insanely time-consuming
    
    ThickAsThieves: since Ukyo has 2fa required on every xfer
    
    Rulother: Gross
    
    Rulother: Well I had my shit transfered to Havelock
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5354 @ 0.00083667 = 4.4795 BTC [+] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: http://www.theverge.com/2013/10/7/4811382/100-dollar-us-bill-goes-into-circulation-october-8
    
    ozbot: Smarter $100 bill goes into circulation tomorrow | The Verge
    
    ThickAsThieves: Burnside is selling the site software with a condition that whomever uses it must block US users.
    
    ThickAsThieves: Can that even be enforced?
    
    Rulother: Ciphermine wanted to buy it didn
    
    Rulother: didn't they? *
    
    ThickAsThieves: yeah
    
    ThickAsThieves: i wouldnt use it in that case
    
    kakobrekla: cipermine sold 5btw of shares to pay for her wedding
    
    kakobrekla: btw = btc
    
    ThickAsThieves: she was married at taco bell?
    
    Rulother: lol
    
    kakobrekla: how is she going to pay for btctc
    
    kakobrekla: acting like she is capable of reglbseing it
    
    ThickAsThieves: heh, btct.co won't load so I tried Tor,
    
    ThickAsThieves: This Domain Name Has Expired
    
    ThickAsThieves: maybe that's why he chose today
    
    Rulother: lol works fine for me
    
    ThickAsThieves: cached?
    
    ThickAsThieves: i cant load it
    
    ThickAsThieves: are you in the US?
    
    Rulother: logged in and sold a share
    
    Kleeck__: Mine is loading as well.
    
    Kleeck__: Was down earlier.
    
    Kleeck__: Not cached.
    
    ThickAsThieves: lame
    
    ThickAsThieves: are you in the US?
    
    Kleeck__: I am.
    
    ThickAsThieves: hrm
    
    ThickAsThieves: wtf
    
    ThickAsThieves: can you tell me the ip for the site?
    
    jcpham: 127.09.01
    
    ThickAsThieves: hehe
    
    jcpham: satoshi's IP
    
    mircea_popescu: whoever made network connectors so that usb sticks fit neatly inside IS A FUCKING IDIOT
    
    mircea_popescu: either that or she works for adobe.
    
    jcpham: meliisa mayer
    
    ThickAsThieves: marissa*
    
    jcpham: that too
    
    mircea_popescu: burn her anyway.
    
    jcpham: clariisa tells all
    
    
    
    jcpham: lsl!
    
    
    
    ozbot: Global DNS Propagation Checker - What's My DNS?
    
    ThickAsThieves: *something* is going on
    
    kakobrekla: can you has state in you dns!?
    
    ThickAsThieves: that's network propagation
    
    ThickAsThieves: not dns of states
    
    kakobrekla: no
    
    kakobrekla: i mean your federal state in your dns server
    
    ThickAsThieves: i assume those are cooperating providers that are just reporting what DNS they see for any given domain
    
    ThickAsThieves: not sure it has anything to do with the DNS of the site
    
    kakobrekla: nah they fiddle with them
    
    kakobrekla: maybe not in btctc's case but otherwse
    
    ThickAsThieves: btct is also using cloudflare, those two long addresses
    
    ThickAsThieves: i have people transferring AM-PT shares to me which i can't verify...
    
    Kleeck__: Well, maybe someone should've taken care of his share transfers BEFORE vacationing in Cyprus! ;P
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.47989999 BTC [+] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: your quip is inaccurate (and impossible)
    
    ThickAsThieves: these are new xfers
    
    ThickAsThieves: and migrating before I left would've been impossible time-wise
    
    imsaguy: Kleeck__, he's online now, isn't he?
    
    jcpham: i haerd burnside was playing a halloween prank and btct.cp isn't actually closing
    
    ThickAsThieves: I heard the same thing like 30secs ago
    
    jcpham: seems legit
    
    bitesak: vacationing in Cyprus ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: no
    
    ThickAsThieves: businessing
    
    kakobrekla: o, retard talk forum is down
    
    kakobrekla: em
    
    kakobrekla: back up
    
    Kleeck__: I was joking, for the record.
    
    kakobrekla: i know cause i lost the bet, dammit.
    
    imsaguy: "now with improved security!"
    
    kakobrekla: oh?
    
    kakobrekla: lieak what
    
    imsaguy: "We hash your passwords 100000 times"
    
    jcpham: captchas
    
    jcpham: everywhere
    
    bitesak: I trust the businessing is with Bitcoins ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: scammers extending there forum auctions :/
    
    jcpham: seems like dramatalk would hire smf dev
    
    jcpham: is there a such thing as a simple machines dev
    
    pankkake: simple minded dev?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00285551 = 0.2856 BTC [-]  {4} 
    
    Kleeck__: Btct.co is down for me now as well, ThickAsThieves
    
    ThickAsThieves: I asked Burnside to remove you
    
    imsaguy: Is there a bet for how long until the forum passwords are cracked?
    
    mircea_popescu: imsaguy not afaik
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 15 @ 0.01359998 = 0.204 BTC [-] 
    
    Kleeck__: Last I heard the "sample list" was a verified fake.
    
    mircea_popescu: <imsaguy> "We hash your passwords 100000 times" << this.
    
    imsaguy: I'm well aware Kleeck__
    
    mircea_popescu: no salt, more hashing
    
    ThickAsThieves: Havelock rocks. They built a special tool just for me to process migrations :)
    
    imsaguy: Until they shut down too
    
    imsaguy: <.<
    
    Rulother: I do like Havelock
    
    Rulother: What was the word from them regarding allowing new assets to come over
    
    Kleeck__: I believe they said, "No."
    
    ThickAsThieves: I don't know the official word, but I think they denied most, if not all
    
    ThickAsThieves: I do hope they at least accommodate Deprived
    
    gecko_x2: got my remaining btc transferred off btct in the last min.. over TOR
    
    Kleeck__: Why are you using TOR?
    
    gecko_x2: btct was down over regular net
    
    gecko_x2: for me
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 9 @ 1.28877777 = 11.599 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    gecko_x2: others are also having issues
    
    mircea_popescu: weird.
    
    gecko_x2: so sad
    
    gecko_x2: there prolly won't be another exchange unless it's distributed / p2p
    
    gecko_x2: maybe coloured coins
    
    gecko_x2: or
    
    gecko_x2: maybe the world will finally rush back to MPEX :)
    
    mircea_popescu: herp.
    
    mircea_popescu: you know i can always tell the people who have an account from those who don't,
    
    mircea_popescu: cause the former know it's a small x.
    
    ThickAsThieves: i do prefer all caps, but ever since seeing you correct someone i use x, in compliance
    
    ThickAsThieves: although i do have an accocunt
    
    ThickAsThieves: acoconut
    
    ThickAsThieves: :)
    
    gecko_x2: a cocunt?
    
    gecko_x2: erm
    
    gecko_x2: anywais
    
    gecko_x2: everyone is now waiting for the mad rush into actm :p
    
    
    
    ThickAsThieves: why would anyone rush to actm
    
    ThickAsThieves: it's like boring by now, no?
    
    gecko_x2: well
    
    mircea_popescu: lol i has a coconut and banging it together!
    
    gecko_x2: compared to LC it's still amazing company!
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    mircea_popescu: no. 0 compared to 0 is actually still 0.
    
    ThickAsThieves: a rose by any other name
    
    gecko_x2: it's going to nine thousand!
    
    imsaguy: at least 9001
    
    nubbins`: ISO 9001 certified?
    
    gecko_x2: so what are we gonna do in here?
    
    gecko_x2: :p
    
    nubbins`: mircea_popescu: whoever made network connectors so that usb sticks fit neatly inside IS A FUCKING IDIOT
    
    nubbins`: lel
    
    nubbins`: cue every single time i wonder why my device isn't recognized
    
    nubbins`: "oh, wait"
    
    mircea_popescu: ikr ?
    
    gecko_x2: they could have designed the fuckers to work regardless of which way is up
    
    mircea_popescu: that goes against family values.
    
    nubbins`: i don't think a usb drive will work in your ethernet port in ANY orientation
    
    nubbins`: straight or otherwise
    
    gecko_x2: point is there is no reason to restrict which way a usb connector is plugged in
    
    pankkake: but that's the other way around, network port predates usb port
    
    gecko_x2: now roughly 50% of plug attempts fail
    
    gecko_x2: or according to murphy, atleast 51%
    
    gecko_x2: i'm not talking about ethernet ports
    
    gecko_x2: usb ports
    
    gecko_x2: and how the USB standard sux
    
    pankkake: yes, usb ports are also bad that way
    
    pankkake: I wonder how they managed to fail that much
    
    nubbins`: design by committee
    
    nubbins`: it was destined to fail
    
    gecko_x2: there is already a much better working solution
    
    gecko_x2: been around since the 70's
    
    nubbins`: thunderbolt? ;p
    
    nubbins`: o
    
    gecko_x2: 3.5mm DIN plugs
    
    nubbins`: DIN for the WIN!
    
    gecko_x2: or the standard headphone plug
    
    gecko_x2: works every time
    
    ThickAsThieves: "hack" to get BTCT to load: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=125629.msg3293061#msg3293061
    
    ThickAsThieves: works
    
    nubbins`: standard headphone plug is a very poot design
    
    nubbins`: 1/8"
    
    nubbins`: they break so easily
    
    nubbins`: poot?
    
    gecko_x2: nah
    
    ThickAsThieves: never broken a headphone jack in my life
    
    nubbins`: yep
    
    pankkake: the thing that usb provided aren't really hardware/connector related, but a very cheap protocol
    
    gecko_x2: worked fine for me for decades
    
    nubbins`: i break them regularly
    
    gecko_x2: maybe you should work on your motor skills :)'
    
    pankkake: I broke one or two portable players headphone jacks
    
    nubbins`: altho to be fair i'm using heavy 1/8" to 1/4" cables for audio equipment that gets moved around a lot
    
    pankkake: the 6.3mm ones are sexy
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 4 @ 0.043945 = 0.1758 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    nubbins`: but honestly SMD 1/8" jacks are usually very poorly supported on PCBs
    
    nubbins`: it's no sweat to rip a trace off a board
    
    ThickAsThieves: ;;nethash
    
    gribble: 1525038.63397
    
    ThickAsThieves: ;;bcstats
    
    saulimus: lol, btct domain expired but someone just bought some basic-mining
    
    gribble: Current Blocks: 262247 | Current Difficulty: 1.8928124928103292E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 264095 | Next Difficulty In: 1848 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 6 hours, 26 minutes, and 20 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 217927576.821 | Estimated Percent Change: 15.13427
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 126 @ 0.00124793 = 0.1572 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 4 @ 0.04658 = 0.1863 BTC [+] 
    
    Jere_Jones: You can still get to btct if you add an entry in your hosts file.
    
    Jere_Jones: 141.101.113.21 is the ip address that I'm using and it seems to work well.
    
    saulimus: ok, thanks
    
    saulimus: hm, error 1003, Direct IP access not allowed
    
    nubbins`: i will need a small rutabaga and some carrots
    
    Jere_Jones: That's why you have to put it in your hosts file.
    
    saulimus: strange how that counts
    
    saulimus: ok.
    
    mircea_popescu: weird.
    
    ThickAsThieves: i have learned that the slim majority of btct shareholders can follow directions
    
    Kleeck__: lol
    
    Jere_Jones: ThickAsThieves: Did Danny confirm my angel shares of NEOBEE with you?
    
    ThickAsThieves: i don't think so
    
    ThickAsThieves: just have him email me
    
    ThickAsThieves: i know he's been busy
    
    Jere_Jones: I did, but he was in the airport when he responded to me. I'll wait until things calm down a little.
    
    ThickAsThieves: he should be straight now
    
    Jere_Jones: Then, to the email I go.... :)
    
    saulimus: Jere_Jones, ok, works, thanks
    
    nubbins`: interesting fact: four moose were introduced to the island on which i live in the early 1900s
    
    nubbins`: today, there are over 150,000 moose, wandering all over the highways and killing people who hit them w/ cars
    
    ThickAsThieves: the pitfalls of inbreeding
    
    nubbins`: yeah
    
    nubbins`: tasty though
    
    nubbins`: lel, from wikipedia: "Moose scat is commonly found on trails. Some souvenir shops sell bags of it, sealed with shellac and labeled with humorous names."
    
    nubbins`: author obv too stupid to realize that every souvenir shop in north america sells bags of chocolate-covered almonds as "____ poop"
    
    nubbins`: and they're shiny because of confectioner's glaze, not shellac
    
    nubbins`: lel
    
    ThickAsThieves: from what i read, it sounds like they are using real poop
    
    nubbins`: you're telling me that stores are representing animal feces as food?
    
    ThickAsThieves: where does that text say to eat it?
    
    ThickAsThieves: no one eats shellac
    
    nubbins`: ಠ_ಠ
    
    ThickAsThieves: unless by mistake on table fruit
    
    nubbins`: maybe we're talking about different things
    
    ThickAsThieves: "Moose scat is commonly found on trails. Some souvenir shops sell bags of it, sealed with shellac and labeled with humorous names."
    
    nubbins`: but i've seen bags of "moose droppings", "elk droppings", etc
    
    nubbins`: and they're invariably chocolate-covered almonds
    
    ThickAsThieves: peanuts are a variable!
    
    nubbins`: i know this because i love chocolate covered almonds, and dislike feces, and have eaten many bags of "moose droppings"
    
    nubbins`: and none of them have been shellacked poo
    
    
    
    ozbot: Moose Poop Souvenirs | Alaskan Specialties
    
    ThickAsThieves: booya
    
    
    
    nubbins`: booya
    
    ThickAsThieves: you didnt quote candy
    
    nubbins`: http://la2toronto.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/377-canadian-moose-droppings.jpg
    
    nubbins`: &c
    
    gribble: Error: "c" is not a valid command.
    
    nubbins`: hmm
    
    nubbins`: if you can find me a bag of shellacked shit with a humorous name, i'll accept defeat
    
    nubbins`: but i still hold that the author of that caption is just confused
    
    nubbins`: https://www.google.ca/search?q=moose+droppings&es_sm=119&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=M9FSUpeoNYj-4AOh2IGACw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1111&bih=780&dpr=1#es_sm=119&q=moose+droppings+chocolate&tbm=isch&imgdii=_
    
    ThickAsThieves: why call the author confused when he details a thing that exists?
    
    ThickAsThieves: very confusing ;)
    
    nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/students-tricked-into-eating-moose-poop-by-school-staff-1.1259954
    
    ozbot: Students tricked into eating moose poop by school staff - Manitoba - CBC News
    
    nubbins`: LEL
    
    benkay_: good moooorning
    
    ThickAsThieves: "Droppings stuck in girl's braces"
    
    nubbins`: "Two Grade 8 teens from the school in Grand Marais, Man., were given the poop but told they were chocolate-covered almonds."
    
    benkay_: urbit is the greatest time sink ever
    
    ThickAsThieves: "Not a joke, anti-bullying expert says"
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol
    
    nubbins`: "An international anti-bullying expert is shocked by the incident."
    
    nubbins`: if it's not a joke, why can't i stop laughing?
    
    nubbins`: aaaaaah hahahahaha
    
    ThickAsThieves: to be an anti-bullying exper, must youi get beat up a lot?
    
    nubbins`: see, "moose dropping" chocolate is so common that these kids legitimately had no idea that it might actually be poop
    
    nubbins`: lel x 1000
    
    nubbins`: tat, i think it's a prerequisite
    
    ThickAsThieves: what's this lel stuff?
    
    ThickAsThieves: some 4channery i missed?
    
    nubbins`: nah
    
    nubbins`: i don't like using "lol"
    
    ThickAsThieves: i used to be that way
    
    nubbins`: but "hahahahaha" doesn't always work
    
    ThickAsThieves: i gave up
    
    nubbins`: so i figured saying "lel" would get the message across
    
    ThickAsThieves: in a hipster way
    
    nubbins`: and burn out some people in the process
    
    nubbins`: hipster is an artificial construct
    
    ThickAsThieves: you kids and your ideas
    
    saulimus: löl
    
    nubbins`: remember when we called them "metrosexuals"?
    
    
    
    ThickAsThieves: metrosexuals were something else
    
    nubbins`: another word to hate on people with personal style
    
    nubbins`: same thing
    
    ThickAsThieves: americans trying to look european
    
    ThickAsThieves: :)
    
    pankkake: thin?
    
    ThickAsThieves: now americans trying to look european are known as rappers
    
    ThickAsThieves: everyone in Amsterdam was much better looking that in the US
    
    ThickAsThieves: dressed well
    
    ThickAsThieves: etc
    
    ThickAsThieves: must be all the cycling
    
    benkay_: all the not eating garbage
    
    ThickAsThieves: mircea_popescu, i took a picture of all the bicycles for you but forgot to post it
    
    nubbins`: all the everything
    
    mircea_popescu: aww!
    
    nubbins`: all the culture?
    
    nubbins`: all the history
    
    ThickAsThieves: then next day NY (i think) announced a plan to use ducts underground for trash
    
    nubbins`: hahaha
    
    ThickAsThieves: it's happening!
    
    nubbins`: so basically just dump it in the sewers?
    
    ThickAsThieves: no
    
    nubbins`: "the water filters all this stuff out"
    
    ThickAsThieves: mp says all transport and trash should route underground
    
    nubbins`: good luck with that
    
    ThickAsThieves: which isnt a bad idea
    
    nubbins`: we can't even figure out underground electrical wires
    
    ThickAsThieves: wireless trash!
    
    nubbins`: you tend to stop seeing them after a while, but just take note of the massive amounts of wires strung all around the place the next time you're outside
    
    nubbins`: it's retarded
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` the dope dealers gotta strung the shoes somewhere...
    
    nubbins`: they do headphones instead of shoes here
    
    ThickAsThieves: the caption was sposed to be: mircea_popescu, what should i do? http://imgur.com/F6V77ER
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 16806 @ 0.00013533 = 2.2744 BTC [-]  {10} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: shoulda brought a grenade
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1173 @ 0.00013 = 0.1525 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: so what is this log, has nubbins` been scamming everyone with shis moose shit ipo ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: weird, my camera makes square photos
    
    nubbins`: dividends, &c
    
    mircea_popescu: benkay_ wait till the strip poker hits!
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves burn them anyway.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 45000 @ 0.00012429 = 5.5931 BTC [-]  {7} 
    
    nubbins`: speaking of shellac, we had some tenants move out a couple months ago
    
    nubbins`: such a stink of cat shit/piss that we had to use shellac-base paint on the walls
    
    mircea_popescu: how do you know it was cat shit.
    
    nubbins`: they left 3 full litter boxes
    
    ThickAsThieves: and he is an expert on droppings
    
    ThickAsThieves: obv
    
    mircea_popescu: people with cat syndrome.
    
    nubbins`: well, i like chocolate covered almonds and cats
    
    nubbins`: :P
    
    nubbins`: im actually gonna upload the pictures i took after they "moved out"
    
    nubbins`: gimme a couple minutes
    
    jurov: so i just found out some btct users used an address from online wallet that has no signature functions
    
    nubbins`: bummer
    
    jurov: there will be fun yet
    
    jurov: first blood, then fun
    
    mircea_popescu: so they get to pester the online wallet to implement signatures in order to get their w/e ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: jurov you have like a small qty of holders no?
    
    ThickAsThieves: you really need wallet sigs?
    
    ThickAsThieves: arent you the only one that knows share counts?
    
    ThickAsThieves: tell them to give that
    
    ThickAsThieves: along with btct email and account name
    
    ThickAsThieves: or such
    
    jurov: yes not many but why not do things properly? https://coinbr.com/btct/idiff_1
    
    ThickAsThieves: you just said why ;)
    
    jurov: fortunately i can just pay out untransferred future contracts and be done with them
    
    benkay_: mircea_popescu: after I write this Nock interpreter and then learn Hoon...
    
    pankkake: http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/oct/07/fbi-bitcoin-silk-road-ross-ulbricht still a failure, why would they know he has those
    
    ozbot: FBI struggles to seize 600,000 Bitcoins from alleged Silk Road founder | Technology | theguardian.c
    
    ThickAsThieves: they dont know
    
    ThickAsThieves: isnt that amount extrapolated from their guess of commissions on their guess of all sales to date?
    
    jurov: what, it's 600k now?
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves yup.
    
    pankkake: oh, maybe
    
    mircea_popescu: jurov the point about how im lolling at them for not making any forfeitures this turn around burned.
    
    mircea_popescu: so they're trying :D
    
    ThickAsThieves: the article also notes how since the fbi has his wallet, the coins cant be spent
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: herp
    
    mircea_popescu: lmao.
    
    benkay_: yea superherp
    
    mircea_popescu: the state is in for a rude awakening.
    
    mircea_popescu: it will happen ion about one more week
    
    jurov: i'm waiting out for revelation how much of these bitcoins they gave him
    
    mircea_popescu: m,aybne two
    
    mircea_popescu: at which point, watch the bitcoin foundation go in overdrive.
    
    benkay_: mircea_popescu: you refer to the debt ceiling?
    
    ThickAsThieves: i'm still hoping that Ross isnt even the guy'
    
    ThickAsThieves: would be so fun
    
    lewicki: If the FBI confiscated all copies of the private key, then maybe.
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves here's a simple plan : pay someone a little coin to be the fall guy.
    
    mircea_popescu: they can't prosecute you for something they already convicted someone else for.
    
    ThickAsThieves: i just find it hard to believe that DPR would be this sloppy
    
    ThickAsThieves: he KNEW he would get arrested one day
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15037 @ 0.00084201 = 12.6613 BTC [+]  {5} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: so he MUST have a plan
    
    mircea_popescu: he didn't plan on tor being a surveillance tool.
    
    lewicki: public defender count?
    
    mircea_popescu: the rest is "parallel construction"
    
    pankkake: mircea_popescu: that wasn't how he was arrested at all so…
    
    jurov: ThickAsThieves: what should he do? lend them to theymos for greater drama?
    
    ThickAsThieves: how did fbi get the server copy anyway?
    
    pankkake: and why would criminals crime if they thought they couldn't get away with it?
    
    pankkake: he used a vpn to connect to the server
    
    pankkake: and they asked the vpn
    
    ThickAsThieves: and why was he living in a $1000 apartment?
    
    lewicki: Even if the FBI only found out where the coins were stored. Eventually those coins would have to be used somewhere that could be "backtraced". Those mixers are not infallible
    
    pankkake: not everyone needs to live in a mansion with two pools
    
    ThickAsThieves: an apartment tho?
    
    mircea_popescu: lewicki yes, yes they are.
    
    ThickAsThieves: like why live witha roommate
    
    pankkake: yes, that is weird indeed
    
    lewicki: at what point do you say, 20...30..80 million is enough
    
    mircea_popescu: because no friends ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: so hang out at starbucks
    
    ThickAsThieves: i dunno
    
    pankkake: when I'm a trillionnaire I'll still live in a small appartment, but with people? no way!
    
    ThickAsThieves: doesnt make sense
    
    ThickAsThieves: if you have that much money
    
    ThickAsThieves: you leave the US too
    
    mircea_popescu: he didnt have that much money.
    
    mircea_popescu: he struggled for three weeks to move a kg of coke.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 1.3072 = 7.8432 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    pankkake: he could simply like where he lives
    
    mircea_popescu: this is the definition of small timer.
    
    pankkake: indeed that thing is weird
    
    pankkake: why would the megaboss of the internet mafia do that?
    
    mircea_popescu: the average car salesman sells more worth of car a day.
    
    mircea_popescu: likely for a better cut, too.
    
    ThickAsThieves: there will def be more to thi story
    
    pankkake: a drug dealer is usually more honest than a car salesman though
    
    mircea_popescu: my bet is that as the feds get enough of being humiliated it quietly drops into oblivion.
    
    benkay_: it's not unbelievable that the nerd running the SR show would know nothing about actually moving product
    
    ThickAsThieves: wasnt really his job anyway
    
    mircea_popescu: why did he get involved is what i want to know.
    
    mircea_popescu: it's so stupid this shit. im torn as towhether to do a write-up of why it's stupid and in the process prove i understand the drug trade all too well or just stfu.
    
    benkay_: oh please do
    
    ThickAsThieves: probably just a whim, coder says oh i can make a thing!
    
    ThickAsThieves: then makes it live
    
    ThickAsThieves: and just kinda rolls with it
    
    benkay_: then btctalk can add drug dealer to the list of epithets they spit
    
    mircea_popescu: heh.
    
    ThickAsThieves: isnt the story that there is an original and a 2nd owner?
    
    pankkake: the issue is that he wasn't nerd enough. he made technical mistakes, and then wasn't paranoid enough, thought he has the street smarts or whatever
    
    ThickAsThieves: i find that not believable
    
    ThickAsThieves: technical mistakes sure, but not paranoid enough?!
    
    ThickAsThieves: he aided in a drug supermarket
    
    Apocalyptic: he posted under his real  name...
    
    ThickAsThieves: how could he not be paranoid
    
    Apocalyptic: of course he wasn't paranoid enough
    
    ThickAsThieves: allegedly
    
    ThickAsThieves: maybe Ross is the original guy
    
    ThickAsThieves: and realized quickly he was too deep
    
    ThickAsThieves: and that he wasnt paranoid enough at the start
    
    ThickAsThieves: so he sold it
    
    ThickAsThieves: and now that guy is out there
    
    ThickAsThieves: probly running BMR etc
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 1.40999999 = 2.82 BTC [+] 
    
    
    
    ozbot: BBC News - China tells US to avoid debt crisis for sake of global economy
    
    ThickAsThieves: "We hope the United States fully understands the lessons of history," Mr Zhu said
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 1.41 BTC [+] 
    
    Rulother: hah
    
    Rulother: China should know the US better by no
    
    Rulother: now*
    
    kakobrekla: China will grow larger.
    
    jcpham: us fracks like crazy: http://blogs.marketwatch.com/energy-ticker/2013/10/04/move-over-russia-u-s-is-now-the-worlds-biggest-oil-gas-producer/
    
    jurov: Rulother and what can China do? covertyl assassinate few tea partiers?
    
    
    
    Rulother: If we were only so lucky
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 24 @ 1.41583331 = 33.98 BTC [+]  {6} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 0.12989999 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 0.1299 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.013632 = 0.3408 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7300 @ 0.00084306 = 6.1543 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 8 @ 0.0137 = 0.1096 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 8 @ 0.0137 = 0.1096 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: benkay_ http://trilema.com/2013/what-the-drug-trade-is-how-the-drug-trade-works-and-why-silk-road-didnt-work-and-didnt-matter/
    
    mircea_popescu: enjoy.
    
    benkay_: oooh
    
    ThickAsThieves: hmm google docs is not letting me paste into google a spreadsheet without installing google drive for chrome (i'm using opera)
    
    ThickAsThieves: suddenly
    
    benkay_: pallet ;)
    
    mircea_popescu: pellet lol
    
    mircea_popescu: pew pew
    
    benkay_: waaat
    
    
    
    Kleeck__: wtf
    
    ThickAsThieves: Honey I Shrunk Fox News
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 60 @ 0.00375 = 0.225 BTC [-] 
    
    dexX7: lol
    
    
    
    Kleeck__: Bigger screems means we're more relevant, right? RIGHT GUIZ?!
    
    ThickAsThieves: now every foxnews viewer will be compelled to get a tablet
    
    mircea_popescu: 1 btc to the first person that hacks into their tablets and puts cp on.
    
    mircea_popescu: resulting in all of fox news being put on the sex offender register
    
    Duffer1: they'd blame obama
    
    ThickAsThieves: bigger bounty deserved!
    
    Duffer1: get off scot free
    
    ThickAsThieves: I'll add 2btc, but not cp, I want mp on a horse
    
    mircea_popescu: i think that horse was underage anyway.
    
    chris_: you can settle for mp on a camel now
    
    mircea_popescu: i dunno if i made camel pix
    
    b0n1: is there any back and lay betting exchange for btc?
    
    b0n1: like betfair
    
    mircea_popescu: about a dozen people tried and failed. if you care to understand the reasons i can link you to a write-up.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.01300059 = 1.3001 BTC [-]  {5} 
    
    b0n1: yeah, would be nice
    
    b0n1: is it the low volume problem on startup?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 45 @ 0.013 = 0.585 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: nah
    
    mircea_popescu: lemme see ehre
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 300 @ 0.01264222 = 3.7927 BTC [-]  {10} 
    
    
    
    ozbot: Least likely to succeed character : The upseller pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
    
    mircea_popescu: 2nd half is the meat of it.
    
    b0n1: you mean the liquidity problem?
    
    mircea_popescu: nope.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [MININGCO.ETF] 16 @ 0.0219375 = 0.351 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    jborkl: I stopped by and talked to Cointerra in person
    
    mircea_popescu: o hey. what's he say ?
    
    jborkl: There was 3 of them, I got to see renderings that are not published yet- talked for about 1.5 hours- I also told them the advantages of listing on MPEX
    
    mircea_popescu: 3 cointerras ?! how many drinks did you have ? :D
    
    mircea_popescu: anyway, article incoming i trust ?
    
    jborkl: yes and I have access to preferred pricing for interested parties
    
    jborkl: I will put a article in a little while
    
    mircea_popescu: lol you're a distributor nao ?
    
    jborkl: no
    
    dexX7: jborkl: where do you publish your article?
    
    jborkl: bitcoinnews.com - I will put it up in a hour or so
    
    dexX7: ty
    
    jborkl: I asked them why they listed with Pico and not MPEX
    
    mircea_popescu: what'd they say ?
    
    jborkl: What they said made sense, for the US- Pico is a holding co and buys a block from them. You actually buy Pico holding and not Cointerra
    
    dexX7: wait, the listing there is legit?
    
    mircea_popescu: dexX7 im about as amazed myself.
    
    
    
    pankkake: communication is terrible though
    
    ThickAsThieves: ridiculous...
    
    mircea_popescu: tapeout 28nm... so what's this, march ?
    
    jborkl: The listing at Pico is Cointerra, I can tell you that
    
    jborkl: I asked him point blank
    
    ThickAsThieves: still ridic
    
    jborkl: They say, shipping is December - Remember I am not promoting or pumping anything- just telling you what I went by and saw
    
    ThickAsThieves: thats not why i'm saying it's ridic
    
    pankkake: so do they really plan to mine too?
    
    dexX7: well. i'm still not 100 % convinced. tytus is the one who created the listing, that's no new info, so i'm not surprised that he confirms the listing.
    
    pankkake: because the pico guy said "maybe or maybe not"
    
    mircea_popescu: well that's good, cause I can make a bet,.
    
    jborkl: They said they will have a datacenter in Dallas, TX
    
    mircea_popescu: o wait, they don't sell units ?
    
    jborkl: yes they do
    
    pankkake: they do, and their initial plan was to do only that
    
    jborkl: they will have hosting (3rd party) and selling units
    
    mircea_popescu: mkay.
    
    jborkl: The units I saw (final design I think) has liquid cooling standard - has 2 900 w power supplies and draws at the wall approx 1300
    
    ThickAsThieves: whats their customer protection plan?
    
    jborkl: did not ask that
    
    jborkl: I do not believe on protection plans excpt condoms
    
    ThickAsThieves: it's not a matter of belief
    
    jborkl: I did not ask that question
    
    
    
    ozbot: Price Protection – CoinTerra
    
    jborkl: I asked almost everything else
    
    ThickAsThieves: not the best plan :/
    
    jborkl: Chips are supposed to be from (700 grade a to 500 grade d) I assigned the a-d values myself
    
    pankkake: but you can get a better deal, it seems: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=67547.msg3226890#msg3226890
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol that deal sucks too
    
    ThickAsThieves: 30% per month?
    
    pankkake: oh, right, I confused thirty and thirteen
    
    ThickAsThieves: "I can't wait to see where share price goes once we list on a new exchange, and as we get closer and closer to delivery"
    
    jborkl: I was told the deal I could get, and I think I could do a little better even
    
    ThickAsThieves: only one protection plan makes sense, discount = diff increase
    
    ThickAsThieves: or hashpower
    
    pankkake: bfl would be bankrupt!
    
    ThickAsThieves: shouldnt they be?
    
    Au-WireBeard: Im sure theyve drafted notice
    
    pankkake: I'm not sure it would be better for customers - they would get nothing
    
    jborkl: If they actually make this chip, BFL is screwed (like they were not before?)
    
    ThickAsThieves: pankkake BFL customers are already in that spot no?
    
    ThickAsThieves: many of them
    
    ThickAsThieves: the point here isnt to drive the company into the ground
    
    pankkake: yes, still half screwed is better than fully screwed?
    
    ThickAsThieves: it's to force them to name a real release date
    
    ThickAsThieves: and sell at a real price
    
    pankkake: jborkl: well, they have preorders, so maybe only for new orders
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 25 @ 0.0041 = 0.1025 BTC [+] 
    
    pankkake: maybe customer protection should be provided by a third party
    
    mircea_popescu: how do bfl customers have a prayer ?
    
    mircea_popescu: they ordered when diff was <1% of current
    
    ThickAsThieves: how would that work pankkake?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 111 @ 0.00154979 = 0.172 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    mircea_popescu: ya srsly.
    
    jborkl: isnt that just mining diff futures?
    
    pankkake: an insurance type of thing?
    
    pankkake: probably, except not really tied to a hardware release
    
    ThickAsThieves: doesnt work in this case
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 40 @ 0.0499 = 1.996 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 19 @ 0.01349 = 0.2563 BTC [+] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: the problem being addresses is that these companies are putting all risks onto the customers
    
    ThickAsThieves: addressed*
    
    pankkake: what I have in mind is that the companies finance the thing, but it's a pool; that way customers can feel safe even if the companies go bankrupt
    
    ThickAsThieves: and what of the insurance company?
    
    ThickAsThieves: they only profit if things ship on time
    
    ThickAsThieves: otherwise they die
    
    ThickAsThieves: the equation must put risk on the manufacturer
    
    pankkake: the manufacturer pays the insurer, and gets its money back if it ships on time?
    
    ThickAsThieves: no escaping that
    
    mircea_popescu: how;s the manufacturer paying the insurer,
    
    kakobrekla: preorders allow for that risk to be mitigated
    
    kakobrekla: people themself allow this to happen to themself
    
    pankkake: yes, the how is an issue :)
    
    mircea_popescu: wjhen 99% of cases manufacturer can't afford a 100 btc bitbet ?
    
    mircea_popescu: that'd allow the customers to buy insurance, at a market-established fair premium
    
    mircea_popescu: but... ask them about it.
    
    pankkake: the bet is all-or-nothing though
    
    dexX7: maybe you should work on a better promotion/presentation. it is indeed a good idea, but "wtf is bitbet, why is this relevant"
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 452 @ 0.001589 = 0.7182 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: it doesnt matter
    
    ThickAsThieves: to participate is to put attention on the risk
    
    ThickAsThieves: they dont want that
    
    ThickAsThieves: since the risk is all yours
    
    ThickAsThieves: 100btc is nothing
    
    ThickAsThieves: doesnt preclude customers from being ripped
    
    lewicki: tat, eta on video of presentation?
    
    ThickAsThieves: 2 weeks
    
    mircea_popescu: right-o.
    
    pankkake: what can you do if your ETA is really two weeks? say 14 days?
    
    pankkake: 2.00001 week?
    
    kakobrekla: just after soon enough
    
    Au-WireBeard: 336 hours from now
    
    pankkake: 2100 blocks!
    
    pankkake: 2016*
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;tslb
    
    gribble: Time since last block: 3 minutes and 10 seconds
    
    nubbins`: im gonna start using blocks as a measure of distance
    
    nubbins`: "oh, that's only three blocks away"
    
    mircea_popescu: so here we go :
    
    
    
    nubbins`: but the joke will be on you!
    
    ozbot: BitBet - Cointerra will deliver in 2013
    
    pankkake: the good thing about that rising difficulty, is that now bitcoin = litecoin
    
    ThickAsThieves: the only thing litecoin has left going for it is for a major exchange to support it
    
    ThickAsThieves: otherwise it's usless
    
    ThickAsThieves: it goes down when btc goes up
    
    
    
    ozbot: BitBet - ActiveMining will be profitable for most investors
    
    ThickAsThieves: and down when btc goes down
    
    dexX7: this bet is closed?
    
    pankkake: there are some fiat exchanges supporting it. but it's just one step anyway, so why would it change that much?
    
    dexX7: oh
    
    dexX7: nvm
    
    ThickAsThieves: "Should btct.co disappear before that date or should proof emerge of btct.co failure to pay any liquid and exigible debt to any investor this bet resolves as No."
    
    dexX7: lol
    
    dexX7: yes
    
    pankkake: eh… that certainly wasn't my intent when creating the bet
    
    pankkake: it was on BitFunder at the time, and still is
    
    pankkake: and I didn't write that text
    
    ThickAsThieves: answer will still be No
    
    pankkake: now people are going to be angry at me
    
    ThickAsThieves: dont worry
    
    mircea_popescu: dexX7 well cause btctc crapped ouit
    
    pankkake: still a very bad way to handle things
    
    dexX7: yes, i was hasty
    
    mircea_popescu: pankkake welcome to bitbet, a game of unpredictable consequences.
    
    ThickAsThieves: let's just put that condition on all bets
    
    pankkake: I regret promoting a bet I didn't specify fully then
    
    mircea_popescu: i suppose it can be remade to reference bitfunder isntead
    
    ThickAsThieves: Red Sox will win world series, this bet resolves as No if Bitfunder closes
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    pankkake: and I'm unhappy about *winning*, let's be clear
    
    mircea_popescu: moar like "red sox will win world series, this bet resolves as no if world series doesn't exist anymoar"
    
    dexX7: then you should have read the bet more carefully?
    
    mircea_popescu: ya next time don't win on bets you didn't read carefully.
    
    pankkake: :D
    
    pankkake: no but see, I wrote the bet, except the last part
    
    ThickAsThieves: i thought the whole point of btc investing was to profit by mistake?
    
    mircea_popescu: i guess so
    
    ThickAsThieves: and that gambling = investing
    
    mircea_popescu: so it's now 5.06 to 0.04
    
    mircea_popescu: anyone got any confidence at all in cointerra delivering ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: didnt CT already say delivery is in Jan?
    
    mircea_popescu: <jborkl> They say, shipping is December - Remember I am not promoting or pumping anything- just telling you what I went by and saw
    
    
    
    pankkake: mircea_popescu: I think they will, but I'm to going vote No as an hedge
    
    ThickAsThieves: their own site says Jan
    
    BingoBoingo: pankkake: You don't vote on bets, you bet on them
    
    dexX7: do you have orders on ct, pankkake?
    
    pankkake: kinda
    
    mircea_popescu: TerraMiner II  1TH/s, Networked ASIC Miner (Early January Batch)
    
    mircea_popescu: this would imply there's an earlier teraminer i neh ?
    
    pankkake: december batches are sold already, as I understand
    
    dexX7: ah i see
    
    dexX7: so there were dec orders?
    
    mircea_popescu: apparently.
    
    
    
    dexX7: according to their resume, they are the creme de la creme
    
    ThickAsThieves: oh
    
    ThickAsThieves: my bad
    
    pankkake: yes. though it isn't everything. and it seems to be their *only* way of saying they're the best
    
    dexX7: well, they are new and have no finished product yet
    
    asciilifeform: funstuff: http://lasecwww.epfl.ch/keyboard/
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform does it hold true for metal case ?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6600 @ 0.00084194 = 5.5568 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    asciilifeform: yes, unless the latter is 1) grounded 2) has no openings larger than the wavelength in question
    
    asciilifeform: see: 'Faraday's cage.'
    
    jborkl: yes, they said there were December orders
    
    mircea_popescu: it would be solid, so no openings.
    
    asciilifeform: solid + grounded works.
    
    mircea_popescu: grounded is actually no good i suspect,
    
    mircea_popescu: antenna effect
    
    mircea_popescu: better to have it POWERED
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 4630 @ 0.00126881 = 5.8746 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    asciilifeform: power line becomes a potential antenna in that case
    
    ThickAsThieves: battery
    
    asciilifeform: ThickAsThieves: idea is that you want to disperse any excess charge on the case as quickly as possible.
    
    mircea_popescu: or dilute it.
    
    asciilifeform: it also depends if you're trying to merely keep RF in, or also out.
    
    ThickAsThieves: so can kb be made with a "jammer"
    
    ThickAsThieves: something that inserts random waves or such
    
    asciilifeform: i've often thought about cobbling together a keyboard based on pinched optical fibers for the scanning matrix
    
    mircea_popescu: the correct solution is to buy your own acre
    
    mircea_popescu: and shoot anyone that trespasses
    
    ThickAsThieves: hehe
    
    ThickAsThieves: or something like how noise cancellation works
    
    pankkake: or lead walls
    
    ThickAsThieves: what about an all-digital kb? like with an lcd display
    
    ThickAsThieves: or such
    
    ThickAsThieves: http://www.theverge.com/2013/10/7/4812750/banks-stuff-atms-with-cash-as-debt-ceiling-deadline-looms
    
    ThickAsThieves: the next Cyprus btc bubble?
    
    
    
    nubbins`: i dont get this debt ceiling thing
    
    ThickAsThieves: is this what the romanian btc conference will be like?
    
    nubbins`: why don't they just raise it to infinity
    
    nubbins`: it's not like it matters
    
    mircea_popescu: o yeah, i should do a reminder.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [DMS.MINING] 228 @ 0.00122 = 0.2782 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: dear peoples : please bear in mind http://trilema.com/2013/the-conference-second-edition/
    
    kakobrekla: dafuq is Ven
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: substantial discount if you get your vip seats this year.
    
    kakobrekla: what two vips and both losers
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 76 @ 0.00402105 = 0.3056 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 30 @ 1.27578034 = 38.2734 BTC [-]  {8} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: treehugger coins
    
    mircea_popescu: some hippy shit
    
    mircea_popescu: yeah
    
    pankkake: ven was some hype private currency a while ago
    
    mircea_popescu: was the herp-business nefario was discussing at his pre-sudden death conference
    
    mircea_popescu: that was the "big thing"
    
    kakobrekla: o yeah i have some backflashes
    
    mircea_popescu: remember ven ?
    
    mircea_popescu: lemme grep. i like to grep.
    
    kakobrekla: vaugley
    
    pankkake: "The value of Ven is determined on the financial markets from a basket of currencies, commodities and carbon futures."
    
    kakobrekla: aaaa
    
    kakobrekla: krakens are retarded :(
    
    pankkake: I'm sure they're only doing it because Ven paid them
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 74 @ 0.01253539 = 0.9276 BTC [-]  {8} 
    
    kakobrekla: ok, not retarded but whores, then.
    
    mircea_popescu: Oct 15 04:19:18 <mircea_popescu>i tend to recall this ridiculous Ven thing being a bluechip asset.
    
    mircea_popescu: that's a year ago
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 13 @ 1.25000001 = 16.25 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 0.12999998 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 32 @ 1.26612499 = 40.516 BTC [-]  {5} 
    
    mircea_popescu: Sep 22 04:42:04 <mircea_popescu>nefario i've been perusing with much amusement your summaries of discussions with "lawyers"
    
    mircea_popescu: Sep 22 04:42:06 <mircea_popescu>stick to ven.
    
    mircea_popescu: lmao aww
    
    zoinky: can still trade on btct?
    
    mircea_popescu: Sep 22 03:32:07 <nefario>Yeah I'm dropping ven
    
    kakobrekla: can still trade on glbse?
    
    kakobrekla: ;;seen nefari
    
    zoinky: lol
    
    gribble: I have not seen nefari.
    
    kakobrekla: ;;seen nefario
    
    gribble: nefario was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 1 week, 5 days, 23 hours, 2 minutes, and 24 seconds ago: <nefario> Those assets are not listed or traded anymore
    
    kakobrekla: here!
    
    mircea_popescu: Sep 22 03:16:18 <nefario>I don't actually exist
    
    mircea_popescu: Sep 22 03:16:20 <nefario>just a bot
    
    mircea_popescu: Sep 22 03:16:26 <mircea_popescu>and incidentally, it occurs to me i still don't see your connection to bitcoin.
    
    mircea_popescu: Sep 22 03:16:29 <mircea_popescu>you're a ven developer.
    
    kakobrekla: O_o
    
    mircea_popescu: Sep 20 17:04:40 <nefario>kakobrekla: you think Ven is scamconomy? then WTF has bitcoin turned into?
    
    mircea_popescu: Sep 20 16:18:30 <kakobreklaaa>>Learn about our historic commodity and carbon credit trades using Ven.
    
    mircea_popescu: Sep 20 16:18:32 <kakobreklaaa>omfg
    
    mircea_popescu: Sep 20 16:18:35 <kakobreklaaa>green nazi ppl
    
    mircea_popescu: Sep 20 16:19:57 <kakobreklaaa>ban carbon credits
    
    mircea_popescu: anyway, that's the gist of it.
    
    kakobrekla: i still hold dat opinion
    
    mircea_popescu: cause you're stubborn! ven has come such a long way since last autumn
    
    mircea_popescu: its tits sag a little more now!
    
    pankkake: well, carbon credits are a scam. or more exactly, warmists invented carbon credits to profit from their scam :)
    
    mircea_popescu: and then the russian mafia beat them to the punch.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.393 BTC [+] 
    
    pankkake: the russian mafia sells carbon credits?
    
    mircea_popescu: kakobrekla actually, 3 losers! list updated.
    
    mircea_popescu: pankkake http://www.epw.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=Hearings.Statement&Statement_ID=b5683930-a655-4fce-8bbf-9b67acec22b5
    
    pankkake: I don't understand how/why
    
    mircea_popescu: because it's a racket.
    
    mircea_popescu: and rackets are what the mob does.
    
    mircea_popescu: what's to understand ?
    
    asciilifeform: 'when buying & selling are regulated, the 1st thing to be bought'n'sold is the regulators' (ms. rand?)
    
    mircea_popescu: for the record : "A racket is a service that is fraudulently offered to solve a problem, such as for a problem that does not actually exist, will not be affected, or would not otherwise exist."
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1641 @ 0.00124 = 2.0348 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    pankkake: yes, but then governments are the criminals already, why would the russian mafia sell carbon credits?
    
    mircea_popescu: because the mafia is more efficiently organised, by more determined, better people than any government
    
    mircea_popescu: thus any lucrative racket is taken over from any govt.
    
    pankkake: well, they probably would give me better health insurance, but it isn't happening yet :p
    
    pankkake: anyway, I suppose you know about al gore owning a carbon credit company
    
    mircea_popescu: yeh
    
    
    
    nubbins`: "warmists"
    
    nubbins`: lel
    
    kakobrekla: >FBI struggles to seize 600,000 Bitcoins from alleged Silk Road founder
    
    nubbins`: kakobrekla: read that, heavy lels
    
    ThickAsThieves: what do they pay court artists these days? peanuts?
    
    nubbins`: tat, lsd sugar cubes
    
    nubbins`: apparently
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    ThickAsThieves: is that an antenna coming out of his head?
    
    ThickAsThieves: "Even if the FBI is not able to transfer the money, merely having possession of the wallet file itself is enough to prevent the coins being spent. The Bureau is in a position equivalent to having seized a safe belonging to a suspect with no idea of the combination – and no hope of forcing it open any other way."
    
    nubbins`: i think it's the edge where those two alternate planes of reality meet
    
    mircea_popescu: how retarded are these people ?
    
    nubbins`: no hope of forcing it open!
    
    nubbins`: i give it a week before the coins vanish
    
    ThickAsThieves: any other way than what?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 20 @ 0.04998 = 0.9996 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    kakobrekla: do we know where they are parked?
    
    nubbins`: any other way than with the "combination"
    
    asciilifeform: nobody cancelled rectothermal cryptoanalysis!
    
    ThickAsThieves: kako, we dont know they exist imo
    
    mircea_popescu: "the bureau is in a position equivalent to having snatched copies of michelle obama masturbating on camera
    
    mircea_popescu: even if this does nothing for her, they can certainly jack off in peace"
    
    ThickAsThieves: with the lens cap on
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5900 @ 0.00084331 = 4.9755 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: you can still hear the squishy noises!
    
    ThickAsThieves: sorry
    
    mircea_popescu: and all the other people that have copies can even see it!
    
    mircea_popescu: "The Dixie Mafia is a criminal organization based in Biloxi, Mississippi, and operated primarily in the Southern United States"
    
    mircea_popescu: i just fell over laughing
    
    nubbins`: WHOA
    
    nubbins`: http://blockchain.info/tx/c99eab8a071d91ce60de038c0d6bff8a51d9f566ef977edc91f6bcf091b7c06f
    
    ozbot: Bitcoin Transaction c99eab8a071d91ce60de038c0d6bff8a51d9f566ef977edc91f6bcf091b7c06f
    
    nubbins`: Public Note: Eu sou do Brasil... Eu quero expressar minha opinião sobre a drogas... o governo prende quem vende drogas só por causa que não da lucro para o governo... então acaba com com o cigarro com as bebidas alcoólicas...
    
    dexX7: Public Notice: I'm from Brazil ... I want to express my opinion on drugs ... the government holds those who sell drugs just because they do not profit from the government ... then ends with the cigarette with alcohol ...
    
    nubbins`: oh, sorry, that note is attached to the previous tx (0.00012 BTC)
    
    nubbins`: lel
    
    nubbins`: nevermind
    
    dexX7: oh
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6550 @ 0.00084353 = 5.5251 BTC [+] 
    
    nubbins`: i guess they're still transferring coin from sr -> fbi
    
    mircea_popescu: lmao all the people emailing
    
    pankkake: "This seizure was only legal because bitcoin is not recognized as a currency" lol
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol it's his AM dividend
    
    nubbins`: yeah
    
    nubbins`: these comments are about the same caliber as youtube comments
    
    mircea_popescu: pretty much.
    
    nubbins`: http://blockchain.info/tx/db3ed0a71adb085df9ef190c20a4fcf36ef8988bff86eeeccd7ed6328aa3381a
    
    ozbot: Bitcoin Transaction db3ed0a71adb085df9ef190c20a4fcf36ef8988bff86eeeccd7ed6328aa3381a
    
    asciilifeform: nah, the 250btc was the fee for taking the soldering out of his arse for ten minutes.
    
    ThickAsThieves: "Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right? There's another 90 percent of our brains that we have to illuminate."
    
    ThickAsThieves: indeed.
    
    pankkake: ;;bc,stats
    
    gribble: Current Blocks: 262271 | Current Difficulty: 1.8928124928103292E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 264095 | Next Difficulty In: 1824 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 22 hours, 7 minutes, and 3 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 216225003.241 | Estimated Percent Change: 14.23477
    
    jborkl: oh more KNC fire pics
    
    jborkl: Fire! Fire
    
    pankkake: post!
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 15 @ 0.0504 = 0.756 BTC [+]  {3} 
    
    
    
    ozbot: Beavis and Butthead - FIRE FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! - YouTube
    
    kakobrekla: urlpls
    
    
    
    ozbot: KnCBurner v2 - Imgur
    
    pankkake: wasn't a miner named bitburner?
    
    jborkl: 3rd one I have seen
    
    jborkl: lol yeah
    
    dexX7: pankkake: yup, avalon board by burnin
    
    kakobrekla: eh thats only a small fire
    
    kakobrekla: just a fleshwound
    
    jborkl: the 3 pics I have seen - they are all popping in the same spots
    
    mircea_popescu: kik
    
    mircea_popescu: jborkl this is suspicious. if caps bust they should bust moire distributedly.
    
    mircea_popescu: maybe there's an underlying fault in the pmb.
    
    dub: tis but a scratch
    
    jborkl: yeah, it is strange that they have done it in the same spot basically- so I would agree there is a common problem and not random failure
    
    jborkl: .tslb
    
    ozbot: 61.27 minutes
    
    mod6: sweet, got my destroyer up and working
    
    jborkl: yeah, over an hour
    
    pankkake: if you want better explosions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssL1DA_K0sI
    
    jborkl: fuck you diff 189
    
    ThickAsThieves: mp what was the name of those notes that govs use to deal in large amounts of money?
    
    ThickAsThieves: started with an S
    
    ThickAsThieves: i think
    
    dub: http://news.slashdot.org/story/13/10/07/1723206/sick-of-your-local-police-force-crowdfund-your-own?utm_source=slashdot&utm_medium=twitter
    
    ozbot: Sick of Your Local Police Force? Crowdfund Your Own - Slashdot
    
    dub: inb4 buttcoin IPO for private police
    
    pankkake: oh, nice. i thought this would be about the detroit guy
    
    dub: Unlike Kickstarter, the Crowdtilt campaigns don't feature fabulous prizes for contributing; gifting $100, for example, won't entitle you to 'One (1) free "accidental" shooting of your choice.'
    
    pankkake: not even a free anal cavity search?
    
    lyspooner: hello everyone!  did somesone say free anal cavity search?
    
    
    
    ozbot: KNCburner - Imgur
    
    
    
    ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
    
    jborkl: I burned mine in on testnet
    
    jborkl: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves s ?!
    
    pankkake: SDR
    
    mircea_popescu: lol has nothing to do with large amts of money >D
    
    mircea_popescu: nor are they notes. so ftw.
    
    mircea_popescu: special drawing rights are a gold substitute, basically, since nixon.
    
    ThickAsThieves: thats the thing
    
    ThickAsThieves: i wanted to read up on it better
    
    ThickAsThieves: obv my understanding is wrong :)
    
    mircea_popescu: you understand how the fed system works, rgiht ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: basically i had no memory of the SDR topic when we last spoke about it, just knew it was something to do with governments
    
    ThickAsThieves: but i recall you mentioning how bitcoin could be good for like purposes
    
    ThickAsThieves: and i want more arguments as to why bitcoins ultimate use isnt necessarily as a currency to buy coffee
    
    mircea_popescu: mkay. so the fed system works thusly : instead of the various banks shipping bullion back and forth as people deposit/withdraw money,
    
    mircea_popescu: they just re-allocate shares of holdings in these fed mystery boxes
    
    mircea_popescu: which meanwhile are empty, but that doesn't matter.
    
    ThickAsThieves: like the ones germany wants to visit
    
    ThickAsThieves: but cant
    
    mircea_popescu: this process was very advanced for the 50s, and so it gave an edge to the banks.
    
    mircea_popescu: now, sdrs are an attempt to implement a similar mechanism in international trade,
    
    mircea_popescu: so that countries can just re-allocate their debt to each other through this mechanism
    
    mircea_popescu: it was never fully implemented, and it never worked too well in practice,
    
    mircea_popescu: cheifly because too many cooks involved, and some of them french
    
    ThickAsThieves: "The SDR comes to prominence when the US dollar is weak or otherwise unsuitable to be a foreign exchange reserve asset. This usually manifests itself as an allocation of SDRs to IMF member countries. Distrust of the US dollar is not the only stated reason allocations have been made, however." says wiki
    
    mircea_popescu: not really. afaik they were most proeminent due to a sudden liquidity systemic shock caused by the arab hike
    
    ThickAsThieves: "China has also suggested the creation of a substitution account to allow exchange of US dollars into SDRs.[Williamson 3] When substitution was proposed before, in 1978, the US appeared reluctant to allow such a mechanism to become operational.[Williamson 4] It is likely just as reluctant today."
    
    mircea_popescu: it was never really important since then
    
    ThickAsThieves: so basically the US only likes dealing in financial instruments that don't require provable backing
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12000 @ 0.00084381 = 10.1257 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: this is universal.
    
    mircea_popescu: people have been wanting to short mpex for a year,
    
    mircea_popescu: provided they don't have to post any collateral.
    
    mircea_popescu: they would bet, except bitbet requires the actual btc. etc.
    
    ThickAsThieves: or sell miners, without taking any risk
    
    mircea_popescu: indeed.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 10 @ 0.053 = 0.53 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: sdrs are backed by a basket of other fiats. it's not that much backing in the first place.
    
    mircea_popescu: moreover, as the proportion is fixed, they have all the disadvantages of a bimetallic system, which are marked.
    
    ThickAsThieves: now if i recall, your background is in business consulting, why so much finance knowledge?
    
    mircea_popescu: lol the crime iof knowing too much.
    
    mircea_popescu: business consulting doesn't necessarily mean working for small businesses you know.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 263 @ 0.00121002 = 0.3182 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: sure, but your degree of knowledge probably rivals most that are dedicated to the field
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 251 @ 0.00120817 = 0.3033 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    mircea_popescu: as flattering as that may be, knowledge and understanding are sometimes divergent.
    
    benkay_: mircea_popescu: what are the sundry disadvantages of bimetallic systems?
    
    mircea_popescu: anyone can learn what the chess pieces are.
    
    ThickAsThieves: true
    
    benkay_: (few can memorize the opening trees, much less play the chaotic variants)
    
    mircea_popescu: benkay_ you have two metals that both work in the same capacity, and you fix an exchange rate between them which you can't easily change.
    
    mircea_popescu: as a result you'll constantly be arbitraged out of value.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 286 @ 0.00120005 = 0.3432 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    mircea_popescu: if the yen is 11.6675% of a sdr and 11.6672% of the world economy people will short one and long the other somehow. this slowly whittles your holdings towards them.
    
    mircea_popescu: on paper this sounds like nothing at all, but in practice the fabled soros breaking of the bank of england was this, fundamentally.
    
    benkay_: o hey
    
    benkay_: thanks
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 2000 @ 0.00059999 = 1.2 BTC [+] 
    
    robitnik: TAT, the NeoBee migration to Havelock seems to be going smoothly. Nice work.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 140 @ 0.00084387 = 0.1181 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 5000 @ 0.000165 = 0.825 BTC [-] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: thx, Havelock made it easy
    
    ThickAsThieves: still trying to reach Ukyo...
    
    mircea_popescu: but anyway, back to the point : i didn't use sdrs as an example of the role of bitcoin.
    
    mircea_popescu: i used sdrs as an example of a currency item that can never be bought or held by joe scjhmoe.
    
    mircea_popescu: yet nevertheelss has a nonzero value
    
    ThickAsThieves: I see
    
    ThickAsThieves: so do you have specific predictions for how btc will be used in your possible future?
    
    mircea_popescu: well yes, take for instance the letter of credit.
    
    ThickAsThieves: international remittance seems the next wave
    
    mircea_popescu: something like that.
    
    mircea_popescu: currently if i wish to pay a supplier I must apply to a bank, which may within a month or so issue me a loc, provided
    
    mircea_popescu: the supplier is on the us approved lists of suppluiers that may be paid, and the bank feels like doing it and so on and so forth.
    
    mircea_popescu: or i can just send them 50k btc within a half hour and be done with it.
    
    ThickAsThieves: sounda an awful lot like a check
    
    ThickAsThieves: sounds*
    
    mircea_popescu: well yes. a loc is basically a large industrial check.
    
    mircea_popescu: they also cost way too much for what they do.
    
    ThickAsThieves: more like a cahsier's check i suppose
    
    lyspooner: Bitbook raided by the FBI? http://bitstarsite.wordpress.com/2013/10/07/bitbook-raided-one-hour-ago/
    
    mircea_popescu: more like a certified draft or w.e
    
    dub: wtf is a bitbook
    
    ThickAsThieves: nice article
    
    mircea_popescu: very popular ?!
    
    mircea_popescu: da fuck i never heard of it ?
    
    lyspooner: hang on let me Tineye that image
    
    dub: credible news source to boot
    
    dub: BITSTARSITELOLKEK
    
    pankkake: sports betting only it seems
    
    mircea_popescu: o hey looky, bootstrap
    
    mircea_popescu: Forbidden (403)
    
    mircea_popescu: CSRF verification failed. Request aborted.
    
    mircea_popescu: You are seeing this message because this HTTPS site requires a 'Referer header' to be sent by your Web browser, but none was sent.
    
    mircea_popescu: herp.
    
    kakobrekla: url?
    
    
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: that shit's dope.
    
    mircea_popescu: "NO, IT'S A BAD GOD.  THIS IS NOT GOOD... NO BITBOOK REPS, NO NOTHING RIGHT NOW.  THE SITE JUST STRAIGHT UP DISAPPEARED.  AND I WAS LITERALLY JUST WITHDRAWING THE BITCOINS INTO CASH.  I HAVE LIKE $0 I NEEDED THAT MONEY SO BADLY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND."
    
    pankkake: > THAT'S LIKE SERIOUSLY MY LIFE SAVINGS
    
    mircea_popescu: i guess there IS a sr alternative now ?
    
    dub: HELP I NEED MY COINS.  BITBOOK HAS 15 OF MY COINS THAT'S LIKE SERIOUSLY MY LIFE SAVINGS I'M GOING TO FLIP MY SHIT.
    
    dub: oh snap
    
    mircea_popescu: ha! you were last once dub boy!
    
    dub: SHIT ABOUT TO BE FLIPPED YO
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 1.2 = 8.4 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    lyspooner: the bitstarsite used the picture from somewhere else http://www.democracychronicles.com/nj-politics-overwhelmed-by-role-of-money-in-elections/
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 29391 @ 0.00012161 = 3.5742 BTC [-]  {5} 
    
    mircea_popescu: anyway, here's a funny thing re locs that'll probably make anyone jealous.
    
    mircea_popescu: my bank here in romania is giving me free securitized BLO forms which I may use for any amt, even 50 bux,
    
    dub: so that 'blog' is 100% referral begging posts
    
    mircea_popescu: and they DO include the extra call to release which is basically all a loc provides
    
    dub: seems legit
    
    mircea_popescu: making romanian banking better than bitcoin, even.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 7 @ 1.20628571 = 8.444 BTC [-]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5000 @ 0.00028843 = 1.4422 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: someone should ipo this.
    
    ozbot: the touch - YouTube
    
    nubbins`: i developed an algorithm to predict the next 12 difficulty increases last november, and it's been correct within 2% for the past five months
    
    pankkake: I would be surprised if it worked for the following months
    
    jurov: nubbins`: i reused mining forecast spreadsheet and it was very accurate, too
    
    jurov: just assumed it will go up 30% every time and the time will shorten accordingly
    
    kakobrekla: wiki doesnt have any info on joe scjhmoe
    
    nubbins`: ah, i used ODEs, complicated as fuck
    
    kakobrekla: o i was scrolled up nevermind
    
    nubbins`: your method sounds easier ;p
    
    ThickAsThieves: and how do you separate accuracy from coincidence?
    
    nubbins`: see, that's the thing, you can't
    
    jurov: yes i can't
    
    nubbins`: plus i'm totally making this all up
    
    nubbins`: so you need to weigh that as well
    
    jurov: add to it cases when next increase falls around idiffs expiration time
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.01195825 = 0.3587 BTC [-]  {6} 
    
    jurov: which is about to happen on October 16th
    
    jurov: either 190m or 250m will be paid, no one knows how much
    
    jurov: fun :)
    
    jurov: short idiffs, ddos all the pools
    
    nubbins`: profit!
    
    nubbins`: you should ipo that
    
    BingoBoingo: In which a representative of SolarWindMiningCompany asked "dafuq is BingoBoingo" http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2013/10/07/re_dafuq_has_the_nerve/ A reply to an AMAZING COMPANY
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    jurov: https://www.cryptsy.com/ moar altcoinz, moar amazing
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
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    nubbins`: http://25.media.tumblr.com/3191541bb5c4862c10d9b705ad6b0bf7/tumblr_mqajegAvOJ1rypweio1_500.gif
    
    nubbins`: ^^^ ipo that
    
    nubbins`: amazing cat
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    Rulother: jeez
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 4 @ 0.085495 = 0.342 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    nubbins`: do not click if you have epilepsy
    
    jurov: too late
    
    nubbins`: do not have epilepsy
    
    nubbins`: i wonder would people buy green coffee beans with btc?
    
    nubbins`: i've got a bunch that i won't be roasting any time soon
    
    dexX7: uh oh http://smidge.com/
    
    jborkl: What is smidge anyway?
    
    mircea_popescu: lol good one.
    
    nubbins`: LEL
    
    jborkl: besides done and usagi
    
    nubbins`: wasn't smidge traded on havelock for like a day and a half or something?
    
    mircea_popescu: "I largely address the issue of who the fuck has the never for this "
    
    mircea_popescu: not bad
    
    dexX7: jborkl: otc fund
    
    dexX7: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AgLGW6ARhmFLdDVyLUFPYjBHX0FIWWxXTy1Bc09uaVE&usp=sharing
    
    ozbot: Google Docs - Online documents, spreadsheets, presentations, surveys, file storage and more
    
    mircea_popescu: smidge is this irl accountant guy with a jet fighter pilot wife and two kids, who used to broker for mpex and do a bunch of other venture stuff
    
    mircea_popescu: but has been busy with fambly past year or so.
    
    ThickAsThieves: isnt that smickles?
    
    nubbins`: his kids brokered for mpex? jesus
    
    dexX7: x_X
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    kakobrekla: its smickles yea not smidge
    
    kakobrekla: lmao
    
    mircea_popescu: o fuck me.
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol
    
    nubbins`: smi*
    
    mircea_popescu: ok ok. smidge is this dangerously close to smickles named guy, who;'s kinda young, unwed,
    
    mircea_popescu: and been trying to do things of import on the forum with moderate success.
    
    kakobrekla: smidge is also known as midge.
    
    nubbins`: does he at least have a girlfriend who is a boat captain or something?
    
    mircea_popescu: i suppose he's taken -pr ish advice and is nao lurking
    
    ThickAsThieves: he also disappeared when we called him usagi
    
    ThickAsThieves: and usagi disappeared too
    
    nubbins`: we are all usagi
    
    dexX7: yup from this channel
    
    mircea_popescu: i don't think he's usagi because he made german-type slight style errors
    
    dexX7: though smidge has a few social profiles which look legit
    
    mircea_popescu: whereas princess oliver is purely midwestern
    
    ThickAsThieves: yeah, he pm'd me very angry that day
    
    dexX7: lol rly?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 25113 @ 0.00012068 = 3.0306 BTC [-]  {3} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: apparently being called usagi is a pretty damning insult
    
    mircea_popescu: well...
    
    nubbins`: usagi is the new judas
    
    mircea_popescu: i wonder if judas had tits
    
    jborkl: calling someone Usagi is very insulting
    
    mircea_popescu: would she had still been the villain
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 121603 @ 0.00011355 = 13.808 BTC [-]  {20} 
    
    nubbins`: mircea_popescu: well, look at jesus' wife
    
    jborkl: I think that means dumbass in Japanese
    
    nubbins`: people called her a hooker!
    
    jborkl: or maybe tranny
    
    mircea_popescu: jborkl i agree. imo the insult ladder goes like taaki > usagi > pietilla > wagner
    
    jborkl: taaki has awesome hair :/
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 1.17 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: i never saw him naked.
    
    jborkl: lol touche
    
    dexX7: i liked pietilla before he went nuts
    
    dexX7: btc = $ 300k !
    
    mircea_popescu: i liked him after he went nuts past the point of common nuttery into pure trollage.
    
    mircea_popescu: "If you are a representative of Solar Wind Mining reading this, be aware that Im not calling you a scam. Im saying that you potentially legitimate venture doesnt even look as good as some scams, and this situation was entirely preventable."
    
    mircea_popescu: ajhaha this is epic.
    
    mircea_popescu: "bitch, i'm not saying you're a whore, i'm saying you look worse than plenty of whores and this is all your doing."
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 1.169 = 11.69 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    jurov: https://bitcoinpresscenter.org/page/faq behold the experts
    
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    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 414 @ 0.01159447 = 4.8001 BTC [-]  {12} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: self-nominated of course
    
    mircea_popescu: Q: Do the moderators decide who is added or not?
    
    mircea_popescu: A: No, the moderators only check accuracy. They are neither qualified nor authorized to make press relations decisions
    
    jurov: who isn't?
    
    jurov: maybe mpoe-pr can register :D
    
    nubbins`: a+, would nominate
    
    ThickAsThieves: they need some sorta badges too
    
    ThickAsThieves: how can i add my klout score?
    
    ThickAsThieves: :)
    
    nubbins`: lel
    
    
    
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    mircea_popescu: that can;t be a name
    
    nubbins`: that's up there with Destiny Fardy-Butt
    
    mircea_popescu: does he harbor the dick ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: i should make one and use trilema quotes for all my citations
    
    dub: usagi chose 'smidge' because it was close to smickles and he had gone awol
    
    
    
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    dub: standard operating proceedure
    
    nubbins`: he harbours that fucking stogie pretty well
    
    jborkl: TuurDemeester < that was another name on the site
    
    
    
    jborkl: turd dumpster
    
    
    
    nubbins`: lelelel
    
    ThickAsThieves: tuur is a pretty good dude
    
    nubbins`: i bet the WSJ is calling him right now
    
    jurov: btw and it came out exactly this dude is going to install bitcoin atm in bratislava
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3698 @ 0.00084045 = 3.108 BTC [-] 
    
    Apocalyptic: nice, do you know where exactly jurov ?
    
    jurov: was not said where yet
    
    pankkake: I want some bitcoin ass to mouth
    
    jurov: JobTitle:CEO, IT Conslutant lmaoooooooo
    
    nubbins`: so i received a judgment in the mail today, regarding the claim we filed against our previous tenants
    
    nubbins`: they awarded us 100% of what we asked for!
    
    nubbins`: party time
    
    
    
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    jborkl: lolol
    
    ThickAsThieves: so sexy!
    
    pankkake: conslutant is a pretty much what consultants should actually call themselves
    
    Apocalyptic: heh
    
    dub: nubbins`: spend it on psychotic hookers
    
    ThickAsThieves: after seeing Roger Ver in person I no longer think someone had a gun to his head in that Gox-is-fine video, he's just that uncomfortable acting all the time
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` get pankkake to tell you what the mystery drug is called
    
    nubbins`: dub: i just press my ear to the wall if i want psychotic hookers
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` why not ask them over ?
    
    nubbins`: pankkake: what is the mystery drug called? (?)
    
    ThickAsThieves: a fun moment was when Mike Hearn told the Mastercoin guy his project was shit
    
    pankkake: I cannot tell
    
    nubbins`: mircea_popescu: she's a beast
    
    ThickAsThieves: something like "i believe you are actually trying to do it, i just dont think you are capable"
    
    pankkake: so bitcoin central sends me a mail to say I'm refused again, does not tell me why, and the website says everything is still under review
    
    nubbins`: currently she is screaming "GERRRAHHHHHHHHHHHH" to her empty apartment
    
    ThickAsThieves: i think Hearn was my favorite guy
    
    ThickAsThieves: he has that i'm so smart it hurts to be around you attitude
    
    nubbins`: interspersed with wails of despair and things being thrown at walls
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves im curious what happens if hearn ever gets his shit together and shows up at some event of mine
    
    mircea_popescu: cause basically i hold the same opinion of him.
    
    ThickAsThieves: he was even reasonable when i asked him if he felt this whole decntralization of everything trend was a worthy pursuit
    
    ThickAsThieves: said it's not his pursuit, and that i was right to question it
    
    nubbins`: i'm going to start a forum called bitcoinchat.org
    
    ThickAsThieves: i believe centralization is the natural evolution of most things
    
    mircea_popescu: well sure. ask him if he thinks it's ok to submit revisions to code he's never read.
    
    nubbins`: you have to pay to sign up
    
    ThickAsThieves: oh
    
    mircea_popescu: that'll be a diff question.
    
    nubbins`: and you get dividends
    
    nubbins`: every time you post
    
    ThickAsThieves: i also asked him about the "core devs"
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` something like that might actually work. a ponzi forum
    
    ThickAsThieves: basically i expressed that this name alone worries me,
    
    nubbins`: not a ponzi
    
    nubbins`: you get divs!
    
    mircea_popescu: you pay X to join, you get a percentage of all subsequent joins equal to your "trust rating"
    
    mircea_popescu: as voted by other members.
    
    ThickAsThieves: that accepting the devs as "core" is the most dangerous centralization in bitcoin
    
    ThickAsThieves: on this he disagreed
    
    nubbins`: mircea_popescu: i just need to figure out how to structure the "house edge"
    
    ThickAsThieves: he says Gavin knows what's best and he trusts him, basically
    
    ThickAsThieves: i didnt press the issue, but i disagreee
    
    mircea_popescu: well i don't.
    
    mircea_popescu: used to , but after the retarded server shit... meh.
    
    ThickAsThieves: i both appreciate that some party is making the effort, and worry that it's just one party
    
    ThickAsThieves: what if Gavin is wrong one day? or makes a big mistake?
    
    ThickAsThieves: etc
    
    ThickAsThieves: or dies
    
    mircea_popescu: im hard pressed to appreciate the effort these days.
    
    ThickAsThieves: i also brought up the Btc foundation
    
    ThickAsThieves: he said there's no situation where gavin would just do what they vote for
    
    ThickAsThieves: paid or not
    
    ThickAsThieves: did i already tell you guys about the moment with the central banks being put on the spot?
    
    ThickAsThieves: it was pretty awesome
    
    ThickAsThieves: it was the Regulation panel
    
    ThickAsThieves: i wonder if there's a vid
    
    nubbins`: do tell
    
    ThickAsThieves: there is
    
    ThickAsThieves: i'll find it
    
    dub: what circlejerk have you been attending?
    
    ThickAsThieves: Bitcoin Europe
    
    nubbins`: aka BTC-E
    
    dub: who ate the biscuit?
    
    nubbins`: everybody
    
    ThickAsThieves: the panel is Wieske Ebbe (Dutch Central Bank), Michael Maier (Fidor Bank), Niels Ploeger (Amsterdam Police), Joerg Platzer (Crypto Economics Consulting Group) & Casper Riekerk (Finnius Lawyers)
    
    ThickAsThieves: finding place in video
    
    
    
    ozbot: Regulation Of Bitcoin - The European Bitcoin Convention -- 2013 Amsterdam - YouTube
    
    ThickAsThieves: there i think that's it
    
    pankkake: interesting that non-hard-core-bitcoiners were there
    
    pankkake: ;;tslb
    
    gribble: Time since last block: 48 minutes and 5 seconds
    
    ThickAsThieves: the audience question basically boils down to "Who are the real criminals, and what are you doing to regulate yourselves"
    
    ThickAsThieves: it's the only question no one on the panel attempted to answer
    
    dub: at 22:18?
    
    pankkake: haha, nice
    
    dub: (your links does nt work)
    
    pankkake: at 37:40ish
    
    ThickAsThieves: 37:10 is when it begins
    
    pankkake: why does the mac have more than one apple logo?
    
    pankkake: is this the special fanboy edition?
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    
    
    ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
    
    nubbins`: that's one of the things the tenants left behind
    
    nubbins`: fucked up
    
    dub: lolwut
    
    nubbins`: right?
    
    jborkl: lol that is kinda strange
    
    nubbins`: the guy who drew that has a 9yo daughter
    
    nubbins`: and i found diapers in his room, too
    
    nubbins`: really really really strange stuff
    
    pankkake: lol
    
    pankkake: I like those guys, they make me think I have a normal sexuality
    
    nubbins`: heh
    
    nubbins`: he also had a photo album
    
    BingoBoingo: Oh, the Ryan Dickherber character got a mention here. At some point he contacted me in response to some local meetup I half assedly tried to organize. He seemed rather boring so I didn't bother. Pretty sure it is actually his name though.
    
    nubbins`: full of pictures of wizards, fantasy landscapes, and a small section of women's faces on the very last page, with cut-out photos of himself glued on top
    
    ThickAsThieves: gonna link the vid of Hearn chewing up mastercoin
    
    
    
    ozbot: Decentralized Exchange Panel - The European Bitcoin Convention -- 2013 Amsterdam - YouTube
    
    nubbins`: mastercoin is a pretty good chuckle
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.69348300 BTC to 1`386`966 shares, 50 satoshi per share
    
    ThickAsThieves: apparently no one filmed me asked the quantum mining guys who they thought they were fooling
    
    ThickAsThieves: asking*
    
    blastbob: alot of altcoin focus on that convetion?
    
    pankkake: that sounds like another diaspora* in the making
    
    ThickAsThieves: not much altcoin focus really
    
    ThickAsThieves: charlie lee did appear twice
    
    ThickAsThieves: but to discuss coinbase mostly
    
    ThickAsThieves: i considered asking him when they would list ltc
    
    blastbob: ah ok
    
    ThickAsThieves: but i knew he wouldnt answer
    
    blastbob: i think one of the other guys at coinbase said in a video that they wasnt going to
    
    blastbob: after he said they hired lee
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 48 @ 0.0041 = 0.1968 BTC [+] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2013/10/07/the-switchboard-the-fbi-has-only-seized-26000-of-the-600000-bitcoins-silk-road-raked-in/
    
    ozbot: The Switchboard: The FBI has only seized 26,000 of the 600,000 Bitcoins Silk Road raked in
    
    ThickAsThieves: sigh
    
    blastbob: so is btctc web gone?
    
    ThickAsThieves: the FBI has seized some 26,000 Bitcoins, but they have "not been able to get to Ulbricht’s personal Bitcoin yet. 'That’s like another $80 million worth,' [and FBI spokesperson] said
    
    nubbins`: after reading that, i wondered if they even knew what addresses the funds are in
    
    nubbins`: or if they're just guessing
    
    ThickAsThieves: i still think it's based on sales logs
    
    ThickAsThieves: rather than actually knowing a wallet is out there
    
    nubbins`: well, that's silly
    
    b0n1: mircea_popescu, still there?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2500 @ 0.00083744 = 2.0936 BTC [-] 
    
    
    
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    pankkake: I wonder why people don't just setup auto renewal
    
    nubbins`: haha
    
    nubbins`: because they might really NEED that ten bucks, this time next year
    
    dub: DEEEEERP
    
    dub: I thought .co domains were free
    
    mircea_popescu: yes.
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves strangely enough for a "dutch central bank" rep, nobody heard of this ebe fellow.
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;google site:dnb.nl ebbe
    
    gribble: No matches found.
    
    b0n1: http://trilema.com/2013/least-likely-to-succeed-character-the-upseller/ although I read the article I couldn't find a reason way back and lay betting with btc is problematic
    
    ozbot: Least likely to succeed character : The upseller pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
    
    mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo glwt.
    
    BingoBoingo: Thanks mircea_popescu they seem like they can't even throw a proper labcoin style AMAZINGCOMPANY shitstorm. This might be more boring than I anticipated.
    
    mircea_popescu: b0n1 well, ok. let's see here
    
    mircea_popescu: do you grok the part of how back/lay is a subset of mutual betting ?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2443 @ 0.00083772 = 2.0465 BTC [+] 
    
    b0n1: no
    
    mircea_popescu: mkay. this is a problem of maffs. let's try something else :
    
    mircea_popescu: do you see how the back/lay system distributes liquidity arbitrarily ?
    
    b0n1: yes
    
    mircea_popescu: okay. do you see how that can be used to shave a significant edge off the naive players ?
    
    b0n1: no
    
    nubbins`: "The last time I had seen grown humans throw up like stressed out cats we were in a ditch and being fired upon."
    
    nubbins`: do elaborate
    
    ThickAsThieves: paintball
    
    mircea_popescu: b0n1 ok, simpler case of that : mutual betting is lay/back with no spread. if you can lay for 45 cents then you can back for 55, precisely.
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` nah ty.
    
    nubbins`: tease
    
    nubbins`: tat, lel
    
    b0n1: yeah, i see that point
    
    mircea_popescu: now consider the cancellation problem.
    
    mircea_popescu: a mutual bet you can always cancel by making an appropiate bet on the other side.
    
    mircea_popescu: a back/lay bet you can only cancel if someone is willing to unwind you.
    
    mircea_popescu: in low liquidity this becomes pretty huge.
    
    dub: http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/scot%20free.html not sure how I stumbled on this but the pic of Dred Scott alone is worth the share
    
    ozbot: Scot free
    
    b0n1: yes mircea_popescu
    
    mircea_popescu: i thought it was about scottish people
    
    mircea_popescu: b0n1 so basically, mutual betting is better for the bettor. line betting is great for the bookie. lay/back is great for the site/liquidity provider
    
    mircea_popescu: which is i guess another way of saying bookie.
    
    b0n1: yes but additionally lay/back is also good for arbing
    
    mircea_popescu: give an example
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7805 @ 0.00083743 = 6.5361 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    b0n1: for example in a football game when you can bet on team A or team B or draw and also lay every bet, too
    
    b0n1: there can be many scenarios where there are arbitrage opportunities
    
    mircea_popescu: sure, the event can be repackaged every which way, but fundamentally it's either a or b.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 309 @ 0.00083772 = 0.2589 BTC [+] 
    
    b0n1: yes, but you can for example lay b and bet a and can do arbitrage with that
    
    mircea_popescu: i don't see we have such a shortage of events that we need to make them last by creating dozens of bets out of the same one thing
    
    b0n1: because prices are set by supply and demand from the users, at least thats how it works on betfair
    
    mircea_popescu: you can do the same exact thing on mutual betting, except paying less vig.
    
    mircea_popescu: take the most recent cointerra thing :
    
    
    
    ozbot: BitBet - Cointerra will deliver in 2013
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;calc 5.16 / 0.08
    
    gribble: 64.5
    
    mircea_popescu: unless you think it's 64.5 to 1 they actually deliver, there's some arbitrage there.
    
    mike_c: yeah.. my issue is that it feels like unless you get in early there is no way to bet.
    
    
    
    mike_c: the odds on both sides suck.
    
    mike_c: unless i misunderstand something..
    
    mircea_popescu: how can the odds on both sides suck ?
    
    b0n1: mircea_popescu, i am not sure whether that is of the same nature as the point i want to mention here
    
    nubbins`: okay, i'm going to step outside for a few moments
    
    nubbins`: in the meantime
    
    
    
    ozbot: This is why damage deposits exist. - Imgur
    
    mircea_popescu: mike_c well, it's an 8 month old bet. it's almost dead. you still get 1.1 / 1.7 for 2 months out.
    
    mike_c: yeah. just seems like the weight drops off so quickly that its tough to get in.  The weighting system seems to go against your philosophy of monitoring the bet and pushing the other side if you think the bet has moved the wrong way.
    
    mircea_popescu: seeing how it's 1.3k atm... seems about right to me. you get better odds on that somewhere ?
    
    mircea_popescu: i dunno that it does that honestly.
    
    mircea_popescu: seems to me it's actually pricing the thing pretty darned accurately. if you look at options they're a worse deal.
    
    mike_c: lemme check
    
    mircea_popescu: i dunno that you can derive 10% gains over ghold staying under 2k an ounce for the rest of the year
    
    mircea_popescu: b0n1 what'd be the difference you'd say?
    
    mike_c: nasdaq.com is slow as shit.
    
    mike_c: ok. i agree with you (and therefore will place a bet).  let me find a better example or understand that I was wrong.
    
    mircea_popescu: in general it's a daunting proposition, because it's so unstructured.
    
    mircea_popescu: people are used to the very cloistered situation traditional betting venues offer.
    
    mircea_popescu: the only problem is, traditional betting venues work much like the casino, to skim as much as possible.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7550 @ 0.00083797 = 6.3267 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    b0n1: mircea_popescu, what i mean with arbing is for example in a binary bet where you can bet on event A or B you could lay both and make profit ( arbitrage opportunity)
    
    b0n1: the quotes for bet/lay of an event A are not "entangled" with bet/lay of an event B so to say
    
    mircea_popescu: so then if the events are unrelated then this is simply atiomic betting. you can bet no on all the various miner deliveries on bitbet and win with all
    
    mircea_popescu: heck, people have.
    
    b0n1: don't see the point here
    
    mircea_popescu: well me either.
    
    mircea_popescu: so you can lay two unrelated bets. if they're unrelated that;'s not arbitrage.
    
    mircea_popescu: so basically you'd like to bet with stupid people ?
    
    b0n1: well mircea_popescu  a lot of money make a living with that all day on betfair ...
    
    b0n1: a lot of people
    
    mircea_popescu: i don't think a discussion of the cluelessness of the population can in principle be made into a comparison of betting systems.
    
    mircea_popescu: while this may be true, either in your own case or even generally, it still has northing to do with the car.
    
    BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: apparently I'm a sock for your PR now, or she's a sock for me? I'm wondering if this SolarWind thing has scammed before https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=297334.msg3296064#msg3296064
    
    b0n1: well... initially I was wondering why there is no back/lay betting system for btc so far. You told me then that there are difficulties and I was curious about them, but still dont get it I am afraid
    
    b0n1: mircea_popescu, what alternatives?
    
    mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo better learn to walk in heels.
    
    b0n1: I think its an idea worth thinking about since back/lay betting systems are much more attractive for intelligent punters who don't want to get robbed by line bettings
    
    mircea_popescu: until they put the afternoon required into figuring it out and move on to mutual.
    
    peterl: BTCT will be open for trading for one more day due to the domain registration lasping today https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=125629.msg3296116#msg3296116
    
    b0n1: http://bitbet.us/bet/550/cointerra-will-deliver-in-2013/ why is nobody betting a yes here? Chances are much higher for yes atm than for no
    
    peterl: what's a cointerra?
    
    b0n1: i mean a reasonable big amount on yes
    
    mircea_popescu: b0n1 well it's new, prolly nobody with a balance saw it yet.
    
    mircea_popescu: or who knows, maybe there's no confidence in delivery.
    
    BingoBoingo: After the Picostocks news I'm leaning towards no chance CoinTerra delivers, if they deliver at all I imagine it would be BFL style...
    
    b0n1: but someone here confirmed some hours ago visiting cointerra that they would deliver
    
    mircea_popescu: it's a great thing all these "companies" don't actually have professional cfos involved so nobody realises just how much damage a faux pas of the sort does to their prospects
    
    b0n1: also there is high evidence since they already sold the december batch
    
    mircea_popescu: b0n1 twas jborkl, and he said that's what they said not what they'll do necessarily.
    
    mircea_popescu: lol by this criteria bfl delivered in 2012.
    
    b0n1: :)
    
    kakobrekla: !bash 2
    
    assbot: Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1409055/plain/)
    
    b0n1: the only reasonable amount in there so far is a 5 btc on no and even the owner of this bet believes it is a yes since it was a hedge
    
    kakobrekla: well thats a fail
    
    mircea_popescu: b0n1 mike_c was discussing a 50+ btc bet earlier. what's your definition of reasonable ?
    
    assbot: Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1409061/plain/)
    
    kakobrekla: !b 5
    
    benkay: ThickAsThieves nobody caught you grilling the quantum guys?
    
    b0n1: on no?
    
    kakobrekla: yay
    
    BingoBoingo: b0n1: That 5 BTC no bet, probably wasn't a hedge. Sometimes a BitBet bet is just a bet and not a fancy hedge.
    
    
    
    ozbot: BitBet - The spot gold price will trade above $2000/oz in 2013
    
    mircea_popescu: 43 no 11 yes or w/e
    
    
    
    ThickAsThieves: Neo & Bee presentation at The Bitcoin Europe Conference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFmiDBLQA1o
    
    ozbot: BitBet - MtGox out of business by end of year
    
    mircea_popescu: 22 : 6
    
    
    
    ozbot: BitBet - BTC network diff to top 210M before November
    
    mircea_popescu: whoa nelly.
    
    mircea_popescu: diff bets are such crazytalk.
    
    peterl: ThickAsThieves this video is really bad quality. Couldn't you at least get a tripod?
    
    asciilifeform: anyone else notice Mr. S endorsing ESP? https://twitter.com/EJosephSnowden/status/384018062237659136
    
    benkay: why are diff bets crazytalk?
    
    mircea_popescu: well for instance that one looked like it'll go the other way at outset.
    
    ThickAsThieves: peterl, the video was never planned to be made
    
    ThickAsThieves: it's just me holding a tablet
    
    ThickAsThieves: there was an official videographer there
    
    peterl: oh, that explains it. I guess that is decent quality for a tablet video
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform huh ?!
    
    ThickAsThieves: but no sign of the video from this session
    
    asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: that was certainly my impression from the link.
    
    mircea_popescu: what's esp for one ?
    
    asciilifeform: as in telekinesis, etc
    
    asciilifeform: he linked to some joker charging $$$$ for seminars in soothsaying, who makes clients sign NDA; S comments that 'they got to him, made him do it.'
    
    mircea_popescu: uh
    
    Vexual: the uh, cypress sec, um.. we are posing to um them a *shrug* guildline, to ... bitcoin...
    
    mircea_popescu: mayhap the scrutiny is too close.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [DMS.MINING] 775 @ 0.00122 = 0.9455 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    asciilifeform: I'll laugh my arse off if it comes out that signals intel is being 'laundered' via... government soothsayers.
    
    ThickAsThieves: Vexual, he was first presenter and a bit nervous maybe
    
    ThickAsThieves: i dont think he's ever done this before
    
    Vexual: yes
    
    ThickAsThieves: i gave him some pointers after
    
    mircea_popescu: wouldn't be the first time
    
    ThickAsThieves: but yknow
    
    mircea_popescu: but still. random shit ppkl say.
    
    Vexual: reading between the line I am concerned about the lawyers saying that the regulators will be welcoming of their submissions
    
    ThickAsThieves: everyone knows everyone in Cyprus
    
    ThickAsThieves: it's very much a who-you-know kinda place
    
    mircea_popescu: Vexual always a good idea to keep in mind that people talking binds nobody. including the people themselves most of the time.
    
    Vexual: yes, any theyve said the lawyers are tight with the regulators
    
    ThickAsThieves: this sentiment was repeated by other lawyers i spoke with in other countries,
    
    ThickAsThieves: essentially the regulators welcome recommendations in new areas
    
    ThickAsThieves: of course they will do what they want
    
    Vexual: that the regulators will accept submission, of that their plan will get the green light?
    
    mircea_popescu: lol.
    
    mircea_popescu: bitcoin cares about this now ?
    
    ThickAsThieves: but generally you can see the difference between germany or cyprus asking for guidance, and the US sending subpeonas
    
    mircea_popescu: but anyway. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cajcEZ5Z-x8
    
    mircea_popescu: tada!
    
    ThickAsThieves: the plan is already green lit
    
    ThickAsThieves: the question is whether they will get additional regulation
    
    Vexual: the business plan shows executive salaries exceeding legals before they even open for business
    
    ThickAsThieves: i suggest you talk to Danny about specifics
    
    ThickAsThieves: it's not MY business after all
    
    ThickAsThieves: and legally i shouldnt really be spekaing on it at all anyway
    
    ThickAsThieves: speaking*
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 1.15000001 = 2.3 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 9000 @ 0.0001086 = 0.9774 BTC [-] 
    
    Vexual: give the lawyers a tidy share parcel and I forsee a different outcome
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3611 @ 0.00084376 = 3.0468 BTC [+] 
    
    Vexual: bitcoins on a plane!
    
    nubbins`: !
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 100 @ 0.0041 = 0.41 BTC [+] 
    
    KRS1: jeezus mircea_popescu dont you ever sleep
    
    KRS1: doh he's gone i'll take that as a yes
    
    KRS1: some of you m-f are here 24 hours a day and idk how
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 5 @ 1.29 = 6.45 BTC [+] 
    
    dub: sleep is for the weak
    
    KRS1: heh yeah until you get old :P
    
    dub: lulz don't sleep, the internets sustain us
    
    mod6: wat
    
    mod6: We should note that in Nock and Hoon, 0 (pronounced “yes”) is true, and 1 (“no”) is false. Why? It’s fresh, it’s different, it’s new. And it’s annoying. And it keeps you on your toes. And it’s also just intuitively right.
    
    mod6: umm no.
    
    mod6: thats just fuckin wrong
    
    kakobrekla: glwt
    
    nubbins`: hahaha
    
    nubbins`: amazing
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    mod6: that is the first thing so far that really has bothered me. you don't change something like "1 = true = has a value = something, not nothing" to "1 = false = has no value = not something" just for fun. thats confusing for the sake of being confusing.
    
    nubbins`: no, you misunderstand
    
    nubbins`: it's fresh
    
    mod6: hhaha
    
    nubbins`: i only write code in the freshest languages
    
    mod6: im trying to determine if this will ever be useful outside of troll land.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 65 @ 0.0041 = 0.2665 BTC [+] 
    
    mod6: talking to #urbit guys now..
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 2 @ 0.09 = 0.18 BTC [+] 
    
    
    
    ozbot: (17:24) < mod6> anyone care to enlighten me on this:  (17:24) < mod6> We should  - Pastebin.com
    
    kakobrekla: u going poker challange?
    
    kakobrekla: doing more than going
    
    mod6: kakobrekla: not just yet. got a few other things to work on first. and still need to learn hoon before i can get anywhere.
    
    mod6: and so far, its a mindjob.
    
    mod6: i think i started a flame war in #urbit btw
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    kakobrekla: seems quiet?
    
    mod6: eh, i guess its over lol
    
    mod6: this is what the guy said:
    
    
    
    ozbot: (17:30) < mnemnion> truth is true in only one way, but falsehood takes many form - Pastebin.com
    
    Vexual: false
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3300 @ 0.0001088 = 0.359 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.01133854 = 0.2268 BTC [-]  {6} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2798 @ 0.000133 = 0.3721 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 1.14222222 = 10.28 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 4 @ 1.2 = 4.8 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 6 @ 1.176 = 7.056 BTC [-]  {2} 
    
    mod6: omfg
    
    mod6: LOL
    
    kakobrekla: i have seen enough.
    
    mod6: dude.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.01110019 = 0.2775 BTC [-]  {4} 
    
    mod6: i want to get down to brass-tacks on this one before i waste any more time on it.
    
    mod6: and i think its headed deeper and deeper in to trollville
    
    kakobrekla: lolk
    
    mod6: am i totally wrong / crazy / out-of-my league here?
    
    kakobrekla: i think what they have is some jerk off kinda thing
    
    mod6: ya
    
    mod6: for you guys who wanna see the last little bit here: http://pastebin.com/rfY4PNvu
    
    mod6: let me know what you think
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 700 @ 0.00126894 = 0.8883 BTC [+]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 6 @ 0.47995898 = 2.8798 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    kakobrekla: doubt anyone cares really
    
    kakobrekla: about those idiots
    
    
    
    dub: speaking of idiots
    
    mod6: kakobrekla: yah you might be right...
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6100 @ 0.00083863 = 5.1156 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 60 @ 0.0825 = 4.95 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [B] [CIPHERMINE.B1] 66 @ 0.009699 = 0.6401 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 753 @ 0.000148 = 0.1114 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2366 @ 0.000148 = 0.3502 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3950 @ 0.0001647 = 0.6506 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 0.1151 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 272 @ 0.00118455 = 0.3222 BTC [-]  {4} 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [RSM] 133 @ 0.00502971 = 0.669 BTC [+]  {5} 
    
    nubbins`: unsalted kettle-cooked potato chips are amazing
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8200 @ 0.00084038 = 6.8911 BTC [+]  {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1248 @ 0.00028845 = 0.36 BTC [+] 
    
    VanCleef: amazing
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    VanCleef: classic
    
    Vexual: slovakistan!
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 30 @ 0.0041 = 0.123 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27304 @ 0.00083716 = 22.8578 BTC [-]  {5} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 746 @ 0.00083653 = 0.6241 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1000 @ 0.0001587 = 0.1587 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8400 @ 0.00083708 = 7.0315 BTC [+]