kakobrekla: !jd
assbot: Just-Dice stat: 1205 BTC profit, 54.9k BTC invested, 160.14 mio bets, 4.00 mio BTC wagered
mod6: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 262328 | Current Difficulty: 1.8928124928103292E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 264095 | Next Difficulty In: 1767 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 4 hours, 24 minutes, and 18 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 211274196.225 | Estimated Percent Change: 11.61919
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2500 @ 0.00083892 = 2.0973 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5287 @ 0.00083979 = 4.44 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: !q 4
kakobrekla: !q 4
kakobrekla: !q 10
assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 115 @ 0.00409 = 0.4704 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: ok whatever
Vexual: i do so hope the artist mr popescue selects a well fed long hair brunette for his shoot
Vexual: inhaling so deeply on her jazzy cigar that several miley cyruses might get severe concussions if they were her
assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 530 @ 0.0041 = 2.173 BTC [+]
ozbot: Futurecop - Ain't That Fresh!.m4v - YouTube
ozbot: Damian Marley-Smoke Gets In My Eyes - YouTube
assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.12 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9998 @ 0.00083584 = 8.3567 BTC [-] {4}
Vexual: guten morgan smidge
smidge: hey vex
Vexual: how are you?
smidge: fine just got up, you?
Vexual: no complain
smidge: so whats new today
Vexual: getting hotter everyday, i have to keep tipping cold beer into my face just to stay cool
Vexual: it must be getting cooler in the northern hemisphere
Vexual: you be hitting the saunas soon you dirty pimp
Vexual: did you get some of those coint? i know how you love the speculative mining cos
Vexual: i dunno if it'll float but im in for a pound
Vexual: the 33% ecites and worries me
Vexual: *excites
Vexual: im guessing that engineer has had his ear at the door of board meetings for years
smidge: gotta love the sauna :)
Vexual: you germans are so dirty
smidge: no i didnt get any
smidge: hehe why? sauna isnt dirty at all
smidge: nordic countries do this all day
Vexual: you havent been to the saunas i have
smidge: its like, they do basically everything in there :D
smidge: oh lol
Vexual: no treally
Vexual: i hear things
Vexual: you off to work today, or making real money?
Vexual: german girls hate me, i put too much inflection im my accent
Vexual: gotta love an angri blonde
smidge: ;)
smidge: where are you based?
Vexual: asutralia, closer to the equator than most
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5700 @ 0.00083895 = 4.782 BTC [+] {4}
Vexual: and while our glamourous beaches are littered with croatian waifs, good luck getting at thinking berliner girl to come and risk envenomation
Vexual: they might be chec, i forget
Vexual: when are you getting a real job?
Vexual: coz ill tell you straight, turning your fund around needs more time at the monitor
dexX7: asian overloards are taking over -> http://bbs.btcman.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=3774
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1164 @ 0.00084078 = 0.9787 BTC [+]
smidge: vex i did not make anything from the fund until now. mgmt fees were fully reinvested.
kakobrekla: >Max 3.75Watt per GH/s
kakobrekla: lulz
Vexual: looks very xt, but maybe time to extort the extorter
Vexual: trollin iz trollin till you cal lthe copz
Vexual: yay for coal
ozbot: Depeche Mode - All That's Mine - YouTube
Vexual: whos got dox, i fancy chinese
assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 11 @ 0.1 = 1.1 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [DMS.MINING] 144 @ 0.00122001 = 0.1757 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: funny, id probably get wiped out just going to taipei for a meal
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4450 @ 0.00083783 = 3.7283 BTC [-]
Vexual: and i sold you the barley in the first place
Vexual: irony doent work in china
Vexual: meanwhile mp is taking photographs of models with no clothes
Vexual: he never bluffs, just so you know you're losing by default
Vexual: what a cunt
assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 13 @ 0.1 = 1.3 BTC [-]
ozbot: ODB - Baby, I got your money [*original uncencored video*] - YouTube
assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 7 @ 0.0422 = 0.2954 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1300 @ 0.0001498 = 0.1947 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [KENILWORTH] 850 @ 0.0007001 = 0.5951 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: hey smidge its all good bro, you just need to go full time on that shit
Vexual: start paying divs on the chain and float that shit
kakobrekla: O_o
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5750 @ 0.0008356 = 4.8047 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 250 @ 0.0008356 = 0.2089 BTC [-]
ozbot: Alex Gaudino - Destination Unknown (Calabria 2007) - Film Dailymotion
Vexual: bonjor miseur pimp
ozbot: Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa "French Inhale" - YouTube
Vexual: how did shoot go?
mircea_popescu: lolwut
Vexual: you werent taking photos of naked aldies just now?
mircea_popescu: nope.
mircea_popescu: who shoots naked ladies at 10 in the am.
Vexual: good light\
mircea_popescu: tired girls.
Vexual: if you ever want to go to prn movies, call me for the twisted lines
Vexual: you know ive got the line beween reality and fantasy that teh people want
mircea_popescu: lolk
Vexual: gimme 20 for actresses and 10k for sets, you hold the camera and do sales
Vexual: ill have lezzo gagging for dick
Vexual: best movie ever, only available for bitcoin
Vexual: forbes and bloomberg
Vexual: c'mon
Vexual: you hear the press saying , new tech wheres the porn
assbot: [BTCTC] [CRYPTO-TRADE] 21 @ 0.17 = 3.57 BTC [+]
Vexual: ill hold ethe camera and so sales
Vexual: if you dont get it by now, the omissions are more important than the inclusions.
Vexual: welcome back
mircea_popescu: that was... odd.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7489 @ 0.00084211 = 6.3066 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 31 @ 0.01199999 = 0.372 BTC [-]
VanCleef: Today Tonight @TodayTonight
VanCleef: What is #Bitcoin? Did you know you can pay for drinks and food with #bitcoins in #Australia now?
VanCleef: wrong room
mircea_popescu: "The fact that we are here today to debate raising Americas debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government cant pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Governments reckless fiscal policies."
mircea_popescu: obama is like... having a moment of clarity ?
mircea_popescu: in... 2006.
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.153 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5700 @ 0.00084241 = 4.8017 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.152 = 2.304 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.152 = 2.304 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 32594 @ 0.00014954 = 4.8741 BTC [+] {6}
Ogedei: btctc hasnt closed trading yet?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2928 @ 0.00083957 = 2.4583 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 183 @ 0.0041 = 0.7503 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [KENILWORTH] 150 @ 0.0007211 = 0.1082 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1000 @ 0.00013 = 0.13 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7384 @ 0.00084437 = 6.2348 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 1344 @ 0.004 = 5.376 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 3937 @ 0.00126978 = 4.9991 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [BTCTC] [PETA-MINE] 39 @ 0.45002563 = 17.551 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [BTCTC] [PETA-MINE] 73 @ 0.41 = 29.93 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4576 @ 0.0001301 = 0.5953 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 10 @ 0.1166 = 1.166 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 82131 @ 0.00017633 = 14.4822 BTC [+] {9}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.00084194 = 6.2304 BTC [-] {2}
bitesak: the show must go on !
assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [COG.F2] 1 @ 1 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 70 @ 0.01198714 = 0.8391 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 685 @ 0.00296149 = 2.0286 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 275 @ 0.002977 = 0.8187 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.69348300 BTC to 1`386`966 shares, 50 satoshi per share
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10150 @ 0.00084441 = 8.5708 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1000 @ 0.00297799 = 2.978 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2122 @ 0.00298494 = 6.334 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 243 @ 0.00299998 = 0.729 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: meh is right.
pankkake: if you select the right timeframe you can probably make this graph show very different stuff
pankkake: also, no legends. lol
mircea_popescu: no, there's legends. btc supposedly made 800% while the rest of the stuff 30
mircea_popescu: fior that matter if you take 1 year it goes from 5 to 130, ie, 6000%
pankkake: well, I guessed it was a %, but still
pankkake: that () instead of - is weird, though I remember seing it elsewhere
mircea_popescu: it's trhere on the left
pankkake: no, there's the number, but it doesn't say what it is
pankkake: but most importantly, no dates
mircea_popescu: () means negative. always has.
pankkake: you could probably show bitcoin doing -50%
pankkake: it's ugly
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4488 @ 0.0008446 = 3.7906 BTC [+] {3}
ozbot: BitBet - The Winklevoss Bitcoin ETF to be open for public investment before December 1st 2013
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4900 @ 0.00084637 = 4.1472 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: !jd
assbot: Just-Dice stat: 1290 BTC profit, 55.2k BTC invested, 161.06 mio bets, 4.00 mio BTC wagered
ozbot: [BTCT.CO] [IPO-cancelled] BTCGARDEN MINER---Eyes to the horizon
Rulother: They're still developing?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8500 @ 0.0008362 = 7.1077 BTC [-] {2}
pankkake: they did it without the ipo as they said
ThickAsThieves: the IPO was a stunt
Rulother: So Garden 1 Labcoin -1
assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 5 @ 0.03737 = 0.1869 BTC [+]
ozbot: BBC News - Four UK men arrested over Silk Road links
VanCleef: sucks to be them
LorenzoMoneyOFC: When I first fiscovered SR, I thought to myself, "Self, what are the inherent dangers in buying or selling anything on SR?" so I didnt
VanCleef: waiting for a swat team to rape my asshole
pankkake: if you used PGP in all messages I fail to see how you could get caught
pankkake: even as a seller
Lennix: anything one should know why trading on btct is still possible?
ozbot: BBC News - Four UK men arrested over Silk Road links
pankkake: extended because of the technical issues of yesterday
Diablo-D3: maybe one of them was nefario
Lennix: for 24h or whats the deal?
pankkake: 24h I guess
Lennix: ah burnside wrote it on the forums
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6854 @ 0.00084247 = 5.7743 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.145 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.002999 = 0.2999 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.145 BTC [-]
pankkake: hmm, I thought sending shares to the issuer on btctc would share the oustanding/issued
pankkake: or is it cached?
bitesak: http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/10/07/truckers-for-the-constitution-plan-to-slow-dc-beltway-arrest-congressmen
ozbot: 'Truckers for the Constitution' Plan to Slow D.C. Beltway, Arrest Congressmen - US News and World Re
assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 176 @ 0.00069989 = 0.1232 BTC [+] {3}
Rulother: Arrest congressmen?
Scrat: murca
Scrat: amazing country
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
Rulother: amazing
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
Rulother: There we go
Rulother: Anywho misleading title. And screw causing a slow down, that traffic for other people too
Rulother: So piss off with that
Rulother: I would be so mad if I knew a group of people were purposely going to cause traffic in my area for a fucking protest
Rulother: "Screw you man I'm trying to get to work"
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 22 @ 1.126 = 24.772 BTC [-] {4}
LorenzoMoneyOFC: I would be so mad if politicians stopped governmental porocess for stupid reasons
LorenzoMoneyOFC: oh yeah....
assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 7 @ 0.083 = 0.581 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 14 @ 0.083 = 1.162 BTC [+]
jurov: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/elements/2013/10/how-lavabit-edward-snowden-email-service-melted-down.html
ozbot: How Lavabit Melted Down : The New Yorker
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3150 @ 0.00084247 = 2.6538 BTC [+]
ozbot: A Call To Reason
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.1337 = 0.4011 BTC [+]
Rulother: btct is done
pankkake: cool, I still had the time to buy one labcoin share for the lulz
pankkake: actually, I am the last labcoin trade. so much win!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 2485 @ 0.0002299 = 0.5713 BTC [+]
Rulother: Probably last one ever
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6850 @ 0.00084553 = 5.7919 BTC [+] {4}
ozbot: Future Block | Bet on the Bitcoin Hash Rate
pankkake: so it's on only 24h?!
pankkake: hm no 36
pankkake: no 48, but bets open on 36
pankkake: no
pankkake: ok I shup up
pankkake: bet on hashrate in 24h, bets open for 12h
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 64 @ 1.27530467 = 81.6195 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 1.27999999 = 15.36 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4693 @ 0.00084235 = 3.9531 BTC [-]
KRS-1: this is boring..somebody do something.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 1.121 = 2.242 BTC [-] {2}
jborkl: and another one goes poof http://forum.kncminer.com/forum/main-category/hardware/5267-unit-s-catching-fire/page3
jborkl: fire fire
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 24 @ 1.27 = 30.48 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: Image - TinyPic - Free Image Hosting, Photo Sharing & Video Hosting
KRS-1: are these consumer's machines or their demos?
jborkl: I have seen 4 pics of consumer machines
KRS-1: what I got from BFL has been very reliable so far and just what i expected..a year and 2 months ago.
KRS-1: ouch
jborkl: at this rate, we only have to wait another week for all of them to blow
KRS-1: yeah..thats gonna be painful for knc and customers alike
jborkl: Well, they named the new smaller machine
jborkl: so the line up is Saturn, Jupiter and Uranus
KRS-1: thats why i hate being first with technology
kakobrekla: yeah but here, first batch customers will roi in a month, second batch - never.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6709 @ 0.0008419 = 5.6483 BTC [-] {2}
jborkl: I heard you will be able to overclock Uranus
jborkl: there is a probing spot
kakobrekla: my anus?
kakobrekla: yeah it has a probing spot.
kakobrekla: alien probing.
KRS-1: Saturn and Jupiter shall circle Uranus and search for Klingons.
kakobrekla: yeah they acctually hash KLI256
pankkake: I wouldn't want that thing to explode in my anus :/
jborkl: Well, I certainly hope Uranus does not catch fire
kakobrekla: oh
kakobrekla: i thought all bitcoiners wanted all other participants dead
kakobrekla: hence seding them bombs instead of miners
jborkl: lol, true
jborkl: butt maybe only catching fire to one anus is better
kakobrekla: i suspect they installed wrong blowup fuses
kakobrekla: those things should fry after warranty is over
ozbot: Custom hardware
kakobrekla: should be just Urectum, much cleaner.
jborkl: Well, Uranus will produce 195GH
jborkl: minus 16% errors
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 1.32 = 13.2 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 1.32 = 19.8 BTC [+]
ozbot: Just saying Bitcoin is like saying bomb on an airplane | Mulligan Mint Inc
kleeck: LOL: No one at Mulligan Mint was dragged into a storage room and questioned by Robert DeNiro. But Capital One did immediately shut down our merchant account to process credit card orders. Apparently, someone at the bank saw the word “Bitcoin” and didn’t bother to read the product description or any of our blogs about the coin.
deadweasel: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 137.04000, Best ask: 137.49992, Bid-ask spread: 0.45992, Last trade: 137.04000, 24 hour volume: 3421.16545433, 24 hour low: 135.66000, 24 hour high: 137.89999, 24 hour vwap: 136.52242
jborkl: forum people did not get my Uranus joke
jborkl: :/ they took it serious
ozbot: Future Block | Bet on the Bitcoin Hash Rate
mike_c: TAT posted that before. is he running it?
jcpham: shrug
ThickAsThieves: No I'm not running it
ThickAsThieves: just thought it was decent
ThickAsThieves: and shared
jborkl: I like it
mike_c: better designed than most btc sites
mike_c: visually
jcpham: TAT blamed for everything
jborkl: well, do you think the DDOS will continue for the next 12 hours =yes
jborkl: I win, gimme
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3381 @ 0.00084075 = 2.8426 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4837 @ 0.00083931 = 4.0597 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00084265 = 4.6346 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 94 @ 0.00299998 = 0.282 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2400 @ 0.00084601 = 2.0304 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4050 @ 0.00084376 = 3.4172 BTC [-]
mod6: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 26 minutes and 38 seconds
Jere_Jones: ThickAsThieves: Gotchyer ears on?
pankkake: bitfunder is the next one, already
ThickAsThieves: jere?
Jere_Jones: It appears as if I'm about to be banned from Bitfunder.
kakobrekla: lol why?
Jere_Jones: Having commited the crime of being a US citizen.
ThickAsThieves: *************
ThickAsThieves: Important Notice (October 8th, 2013):
ThickAsThieves: Please be advised that BitFunder is implementing the following rules and procedures:
ThickAsThieves: As of October 8th, 2013, BitFunder will not accept new registrations from any United States persons or entities. All new registrants must supply the information required to obtain "Verified" status on their linked WeExchange account. BitFunder may, in its sole direction, decline to accept any new registrations.
ThickAsThieves: As of October 8th, 2013, all current BitFunder users who are located in the United States or are determined to be United States persons or entities will not be able to enter into any new positions on the Bitfunder website, and, as of November 1, 2013, such users will also not be allowed to sell positions on the BitFunder website.
ThickAsThieves: All current BitFunder users who are not United States persons or entities must supply the information required to obtain "Verified" status on their linked WeExchange account before November 1, 2013. Any such users who fail to provide the necessary information will not be able to enter into or sell positions on the BitFunder website as of November 1, 2013.
ThickAsThieves: Users will be able to withdraw holdings and Bitcoins from their BitFunder accounts before and after November 1, 2013.
ThickAsThieves: All assets and issuers must demonstrate that they meet BitFunder's requirements for the listing of assets, or the assets and issuers will, at BitFunder's sole discretion, be denied access to, or removed from, the site. Issuers will be notified of any additional information needed to demonstrate compliance with BitFunder's requirements.
ThickAsThieves: BitFunder appreciates your understanding in these matters as we move forward.
ThickAsThieves: Sincerely,
ThickAsThieves: BitFunder
ThickAsThieves: ***************
Jere_Jones: Truthfully, I understand why they're doing that. Times like this make me sad. Oh well.
Jere_Jones: Anyway, I'm reaching out to you because I just noticed my NEOBEE shares hit Bitfunder today (or yesterday?)
Jere_Jones: Any chance you can waive the 1btc fee to transfer them to havelock?
kakobrekla: and then what next week youll be moving from havelock to mpex?
ThickAsThieves: sigh
kakobrekla: !q 5
Jere_Jones: "No" is an acceptable answer.
Jere_Jones: I have no plans to sell them so maybe keeping them on Bitfunder will be good for security. No one could hack my account and sell them. :)
Jere_Jones: I just thought I'd ask.
ThickAsThieves: I think you shoujld wait
ThickAsThieves: as this is a larger issue
Jere_Jones: Can you elaborate?
ThickAsThieves: you are one of many with this problem
ThickAsThieves: and this is a problem for Neo itself
ThickAsThieves: one that Neo will likely need/want to weigh in on
ThickAsThieves: or make plans around
Jere_Jones: I *really* hope this doesn't interfere with their execution.
ThickAsThieves: I don't see why it would
kakobrekla: maybe CheckDavid will save us with his exchange!
ThickAsThieves: the irony here being that I planned to take mp aside to discuss the possibility of such things BEFORE they happened...
kakobrekla: or that cipher chick.
ThickAsThieves: of course I have no idea whether mp has any interest in hosting anything from me
ThickAsThieves: incuding Neo, and whether Neo would wnat to consider such movement either
Jere_Jones: I'm not sure I'd care to pay the 30BTC fee to have an account on MPEx.
Jere_Jones: Or whatever it is now.
ThickAsThieves: let's not jump ahead anyway
Jere_Jones: Fair enough. I shall wait and see.
ThickAsThieves: i operate unde rthe assumption mp doesnt want any "play" assets from play exchanges anyway
CheckDavid: kakobrekla, lol
ThickAsThieves: I haven't actually migrated anyone from BTCT to BF yet
ThickAsThieves: only processed their data
jurov: Jere_Jones: if mpex happens, you are welcome on coinbr
ozbot: Hitler finds out MtGox still haven't implemented Litecoin - YouTube
Lennix: TAT, I remember correctly that you are no US citizen?
pankkake: he is from the internets
Lennix: thank god
Jere_Jones: I'm not familiar with coinbr
Jere_Jones: I may just start my own exchange. With blackjack and hookers.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 99 @ 0.00299998 = 0.297 BTC [+]
jurov: i can help you familiarize :)
Jere_Jones: I was just looking over it. I find the monthly fee... prohibitive. I'm sure that is perfectly acceptable for an active trader.
Jere_Jones: I'm not an active trader. I tend to buy and hold and (hopefully) collect dividends.
ozbot: Tracking the Silk Road – Lessons for darknet services « Shadow Life
jurov: so, you expect dividends not much bigger than 0.09 BTC?
Jere_Jones: A rich man, I am not.
ThickAsThieves: I am a US citizen
Jere_Jones: I'm just a programmer that loves bitcoin.
ThickAsThieves: if i were not married i'd have left long ago
Jere_Jones: My wife and I were just discussing moving back to Spain.
Jere_Jones: That or Peru.
Jere_Jones: Hmmm... 0.09 BTC is what only 3 shares of AM would spit out.
Jere_Jones: The fee doesn't sound that bad in that context.
ThickAsThieves: I hold peanuts in my CoinBr account but I keep it open,
ThickAsThieves: i like to support jurov,
ThickAsThieves: and i know as soon as i close it, i'll need it again
jurov: closing coinbr accounts is not supported anyway :D
ThickAsThieves: they just accumulate debt? hehehe
jurov: no, if you sell/withdraw everything then no monthly fee is asked
ThickAsThieves: ah i see
ThickAsThieves: neat
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.0029 = 0.1015 BTC [-]
dub: jurov: that reminds me, whats teh grace period for funding a negative account?
jurov: 7 years
dub: harsh but fair
dub: thanks
jurov: but seriously, it was not even decided yet
jurov: why 7y would be harsh?
dub: cool cool, just checking I wont get punted or have stuff liquidated to cover
dub: its not harsh
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 51 @ 0.00600019 = 0.306 BTC [-] {2}
jurov: we did not yet even consider asking interest on them :)
dub: that would probably be acceptable
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 6592 @ 0.0003 = 1.9776 BTC [-]
dub: 9000% compounding bisecondly
jurov: lol... having 0.1 withdrawal fee is enough. but that one will likely change as bitcoin goes up
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 480 @ 0.00084376 = 0.405 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: http://www.futureblock.com/ - anyone seen this yet?
ozbot: Future Block | Bet on the Bitcoin Hash Rate
dub: 20% fee wat
dexX7: *15.76 % but woah
dexX7: but it looks very nice
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3500 @ 0.00084478 = 2.9567 BTC [+]
mike_c: fee high because bet is almost over
mike_c: starts at 0
dexX7: ah i see
dub: yeah looks nice until you find out alberto is running it
kakobrekla: lol
thestringpuller: lol who is alberto?
thestringpuller: is that the bitcoindaytrade guy?
dub: yep, and labcoin apparently
kakobrekla: bdt/rebate/labcoin scammer
dub: dont forget bitscalper
pankkake: rebate?
pankkake: also zenpad
jurov: http://www.reddit.com/user/locksley announced it, doesn't look like alberto
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2550 @ 0.00084792 = 2.1622 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: and kronos.io
jurov: and weed price analysis :) http://www.thepricegeek.com/blog/2013/08/22/market-price-of-drugs-on-silk-road/
dexX7: lol that's cool
thestringpuller: smoke dem nugz
phish: .d
ozbot: 189281249.28103 | Next Diff in 1641 blocks | Estimated Change: 10.3433% in 10d 5h 9m 2s
mircea_popescu: what's new?
mircea_popescu: jborkl interesting.
mod6: so i kinda thought Cody Wilson was awesome until he teamed up with Taaki
mod6: http://www.theverge.com/2013/9/25/4769916/3d-printed-gun-maker-cody-wilson-to-launch-bitcoin-dark-wallet
ozbot: 3D-printed gun maker to launch Bitcoin wallet next | The Verge
mircea_popescu: <ThickAsThieves> the irony here being that I planned to take mp aside to discuss the possibility of such things BEFORE they happened... << don't worry, it's how it works. I had made plans back in january and announced ppl about my conference last year, so as to make it BEFORE BTCprice went up. scheduled it for april, asshole btc went up in march.
mircea_popescu: <Jere_Jones> I'm not sure I'd care to pay the 30BTC fee to have an account on MPEx. << yuou can just use a borker.
mircea_popescu: mod6 you know... peopel announcing other people teamed up with them is scarcely usavble to impugn those other people.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 500 @ 0.00028 = 0.14 BTC [-] {4}
jurov: :D
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: so i use some random online service. it does w/e well. i shoot the guy an email asking for his bitcoin addy because i want to send him some cents as encouragement.
mircea_popescu: guy responds with gushing email and his bitcoin addy.
mircea_popescu: inception.
mod6: well, in regard to the insult ladder: http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=6 :: I wish that the foundation didn't have such a presence so someone better might have gotten involved with Wilson.
dexX7: http://i.imgur.com/y3NN6bg.png poor poor rentalstarter
mod6: oh maybe he wasnt with the foundation, just the 'bitcoin consultancy' or whatever.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 11085 @ 0.00025658 = 2.8442 BTC [-] {10}
mod6: oh and intersango. of course.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5000 @ 0.00024962 = 1.2481 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: #bitcoin-otc gpg key data
mod6: haha, bitcoinica too i guess.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 15 @ 0.01119474 = 0.1679 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 41 @ 0.01111246 = 0.4556 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: mod6 taaki has anything to do with foundation now ?!
mod6: no, at least, not that i know of. an error on my part. the 'bitcoin consultancy'
mod6: unless that means the same thing
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 229 @ 0.00126978 = 0.2908 BTC [+]
nubbins`: hi
nubbins`: lel @ bitfunder
Lennix1: hey TAT, given the current situation, you might think about offering those who are transferring their shares to BF to change their destination to HL
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3145 @ 0.00084478 = 2.6568 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: it'd seem ThickAsThieves gets his first real taste of bitcoin business sudden rush of wtfomg these days.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 25 @ 0.00748959 = 0.1872 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 10 @ 0.01236989 = 0.1237 BTC [+]
dexX7: maybe this is a good time to build a proper frontend for mpex
mircea_popescu: in bootstrap ?
dexX7: lol
dexX7: yes, and highcharts *sarcasm_off*
ozbot: Trailer Porno Romanesc.avi - YouTube
dexX7: i bet it's funnier, if you understand what they say
pankkake: I like the mcxnow charts
mircea_popescu: they get to bad english towards the end
pankkake: oh it seems to be highcharts too
pankkake: I don't think I know any romanian pornstar
mircea_popescu: yeah, you do.
nubbins`: lel
pankkake: female
mircea_popescu: yes female.
pankkake: ah yes, forgot Mircea is a girl's name
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: ;;google steve holmes alice romain
gribble: Alice Romain sister to Sandra | Adult DVD Talk Forum | Porn Fan ...: <http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/alice-romain-sister-to-sandra>; Steve Holmes - Free Porn, Porn Tube, Free Porn Videos, Amateur ...: <http://www.pichunter.com/models/steve_holmes>; Sandra Romains Little Sister Does her First Porn Ever: <http://www.publicdisgrace.com/site/shoot/13615-Sandra-Romains-Little-Sister- (1 more message)
pankkake: yeah found Sandra Romain, I know
pankkake: I like her work in Hellfire Sex apparently
pankkake: lol "chuck it"
mircea_popescu: also, these chicks : http://trilema.com/2012/doua-alternative-teoretice/
mircea_popescu: how many triplets that do porn do you know ?
pankkake: identical triplets?
nubbins`: there are fraternal triplets?
nubbins`: no reason why not, i suppose
mircea_popescu: sure there are, and yes.
pankkake: I have no sister, but I never understood the incest taboo
mircea_popescu: it doesn;t apply to girls.
pankkake: it never applies to girls
pankkake: pedolesbians are ok too
nubbins`: i was always under the impression that any product of such union would be a horrible mess of recessive genetic defects brought to life
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nubbins`: but afaik girls can't impregnate each other
mircea_popescu: nubbins` it's risky, but by no means not guaranteed failure.
mircea_popescu: to quote some guy on some irc channel, "the island where i live had two moose couples introduced. now there's 150k of them"
pankkake: nubbins`: well yes, but the taboo is about sex, not having children
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: it was 4 moose :(
nubbins`: they tried 2 and it didn't work
pankkake: many people should not reproduce too (because bad gene combinations), but society thinks sex is ok
nubbins`: oh, 2 moose couples
nubbins`: reading comprehension
nubbins`: did i mention i made a delicious moose stew yesterday?
mircea_popescu: nubbins` 2couples.
mircea_popescu: lol
nubbins`: so anyway, i was wondering if any of you could recall an occasion where people created a new blockchain for the express purpose of keeping track of share ownership
nubbins`: i.e. company does an ipo, sells 100k shares, creates genesis block showing 100k addresses with 1 satoshi in each
nubbins`: none of this coloured coin stuff, but an actual separate blockchain altogether
nubbins`: with the idea being that each satoshi represents 1 share
kakobrekla: why have 100k addys
kakobrekla: 1 btc would equal to 100000000 shares, you can have it on a single addy
nubbins`: well i suppose 1 address per ipo shareholder makes more sense
nubbins`: sorry, i had all this written down somewhere but lost it
nubbins`: anyway, each new block shows not btc changing hands but shares changing hands
kakobrekla: like its 1 address per bitcoin user except that its not
mircea_popescu: nubbins` this is colored coins basically.
mircea_popescu: iirc they did try aspecial coin at some point
mircea_popescu: nobody would mine it
nubbins`: heh
kakobrekla: eh?
mircea_popescu: sometime 2012 this
kakobrekla: just merge mine it
nubbins`: you wouldn't need to mine
mircea_popescu: they didn't have mm at the time yet.
nubbins`: all the shares that will exist are created at ipo
kakobrekla: if you are luke, nobody has to know you are doing it with others hash power too
nubbins`: well, to put another way
kakobrekla: mining is not only for printing
kakobrekla: its how tx gets confirmed
nubbins`: no block rewards
kakobrekla: mhm
nubbins`: i had some sort of idea about proof of work being required to post a bid/ask
nubbins`: but i don't think it'd work in practice
kakobrekla: where is that mpex options calculator
mircea_popescu: the who ?!
mircea_popescu: heresy!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4823 @ 0.00084792 = 4.0895 BTC [+]
nubbins`: the problem is that the smaller the fund, the greater the risk of a 51% attack
nubbins`: and the whole thing kinda fell apart around that point
nubbins`: started thinking about the fund operator running the equivalent of a mining pool and putting limitations on gh/s per shareholder etc etc
mircea_popescu: right-o.
nubbins`: but then i became confused
nubbins`: & figured i'd waste everyone's time in here
gribble: Error: "figured" is not a valid command.
peterl: lol gribble
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 100 @ 0.00126978 = 0.127 BTC [+]
ozbot: CBC Apologizes - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News
mircea_popescu: aww
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 1.239 = 2.478 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: Eight members of Congress were arrested during a Tuesday immigration rally on Washington, D.C.s National Mall.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5024 @ 0.00084796 = 4.2602 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: heck, i didn't know you can do that.
mircea_popescu: in what country can you arrest mps ?!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 191 @ 0.00126978 = 0.2425 BTC [+]
nubbins`: in what country can't you!
nubbins`: http://www.vancouversun.com/business/resources/Fracking+protest+ends+arrest/8807051/story.html
ozbot: Conservative Alberta MP arrested in prostitution sting | 570News
nubbins`: TBF that last one was in a foreign country
mircea_popescu: nubbins` in romania you can't arrest a mp.
mircea_popescu: or in england, or in france
mircea_popescu: or generally in the civilised world. wtf is this.
nubbins`: that vancouversun.com article is actually about a sitting british mp being arrested
nubbins`: in britain
mircea_popescu: alberta ?!
nubbins`: no
nubbins`: http://www.vancouversun.com/business/resources/Fracking+protest+ends+arrest/8807051/story.html
nubbins`: green party, natch
mircea_popescu: "Caroline Lucas, Britains only Green Party member in Parliament, was led away by police from a sit-in at the gates of a drilling site near the village of Balcombe and put in a police van."
mircea_popescu: not arrested.
nubbins`: bah
mircea_popescu: sure, if there's a brawl the police will come in and knock people over heads.
nubbins`: "A British lawmaker was among more than two dozen people arrested Monday at a protest against shale gas extraction in southern England."
mircea_popescu: but the only way to arrest a mp is to get permission from the respective parliament
mircea_popescu: this since about 1790
mircea_popescu: the press is clueless.
nubbins`: i wonder if this applies to canadia
mircea_popescu: "Members of parliament may be arrested or otherwise deprived of their freedom, or face restrictions thereof, only with the permission of the desk of their assembly. "
nubbins`: i was confusing that with parliamentary privilege
nubbins`: ok, here we go
nubbins`: Individual parliamentary privileges include: Freedom of speech, Freedom from arrest in civil action, Exemption from jury duty, Exemption from appearing as a witness, Freedom from obstruction, interference, intimidation and molestation
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kakobrekla: mpex-mktdepth.php still has sdice asks innit
mircea_popescu: ha.
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nubbins`: "Freedom from arrest in civil actions is the oldest privilege of the House of Commons, pre‑dating freedom of speech in the United Kingdom.[191] The immunity exists because the House has the pre‑eminent claim to the attendance and service of its Members, free from restraint or intimidation particularly by means of legal arrest in civil process. It has only applied to arrest and imprisonment unde
nubbins`: civil process and does not interfere with the administration of criminal justice."
nubbins`: so if an mp slanders you, tough shit
mircea_popescu: that last bit doesn't seem particularly accurate.
nubbins`: if he stabs you, tough shit for him
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 4459 @ 0.00120116 = 5.356 BTC [-] {11}
nubbins`: straight from the horse's mouth: http://www.parl.gc.ca/procedure-book-livre/Document.aspx?sbdid=abbc077a-6dd8-4fbe-a29a-3f73554e63aa&sbpid=8d1fb681-ebe9-49e7-a752-37cf494854cb
mod6: well if they were arrested at some drilling site, maybe they were tresspassing
nubbins`: "Any incident of a criminal nature in which a Member has been charged is not a matter where immunity from arrest will protect that Member."
mod6: It also means that members of Parliament cannot be arrested on civil matters for statements made or acts undertaken as an MP within the grounds of the Palace of Westminster, on the condition that such statements or acts occur as part of a proceeding in Parliament—for example, as a question to the Prime Minister in the House of Commons.
mod6: There is no immunity from arrest on criminal grounds, nor does the civil privilege entirely extend to the devolved administrations in Scotland or Wales.
mircea_popescu: this sounds like a novel development.
mod6: show me what a police state looks like
mircea_popescu: maybe my memory is confused and common law never had that priviledge,
mircea_popescu: but iirc it did.
nubbins`: ok, it says right here that parliamentary privilege only covers your actions in your capacity as an MP
nubbins`: and, in fact, an MP would have to attend a hearing for a traffic violation
nubbins`: "If Members are charged with infractions of the law, then they must abide by the due process of law just like any other citizen. To do otherwise would be contemptuous of the justice system."
mircea_popescu: sucks to be stuck in common laws systems i guess.
nubbins`: ah, it's not that bad
mircea_popescu: so when was this so interpreted ?
nubbins`: since time immemorial, apparently
nubbins`: "This is in accordance with the principle laid down by the British House of Commons in a conference with the House of Lords in 1641"
nubbins`: you're telling me that in romania, an mp can rent a van and drive it through a crowd of people, killing indiscriminately, and he cannot be arrested?
usagi: Greetings, programs :)
nubbins`: AMAZING COMPANY!
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
usagi: Oh hey nubbins.
nubbins`: hi
nubbins`: we were just discussing parliamentary privilege, and the limits thereof, in common-law systems of government
usagi: Oh, you mean the entitled class and the working class?
usagi: Or something like say a british minister tying himself to a tree? (read the papers lately anyone?)
nubbins`: more like british minsters tying themselves to trees
nubbins`: or romanian ministers driving vans through crowds of people
usagi: Well from what I can gather there is such a thing called parlimentary priviledge
nubbins`: oh, yes
usagi: Then there is pollitical immunity
nubbins`: however, it only covers MPs acting in their duties as MPs
mike_c: it all makes sense now. mirecea can run a btc equity exchange without getting arrested because he's a MP
usagi: Yeah just like PI, which is why the head of the UN (IIRC) had to step down after being accused of having an affair.
nubbins`: speaking of immunities, i have a spare router and was thinking of providing free wifi access, thoughts?
nubbins`: bagholder: wanna buy some mining hardware?
bagholder: lol not really
nubbins`: but… your name...
bagholder: haha i know.
usagi: Well nubbbins, once the government tells you there are terrorists everywhere, you have no plausible deniability
usagi: I'd say no on the open wifi then.
nubbins`: yeah
nubbins`: then i was thinking i could set up a tor node on a raspi and run the wifi through that
mod6: think of how dangerous this gets. if you can't run an open wifi channel because of 'terrorists', then you really can't run an encrypted one either as WEP/WPA2 have been broken.
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pankkake: WPA2 isn't broken
usagi: mod6: Ignorance of the law is no excuse. I suggest the death penalty.
mod6: you can crack wpa2
dexX7: hey nubbins`: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=308085.0
usagi: You know how when you say "I got into this with the best of intentions,"? <---- THAT IS A CONFESSION lol
usagi: Treated as such.
pankkake: reddit summed up: let's solve a complex issue by selling shirts
nubbins`: dexX7: thanks for the tip!
dexX7: lol yea, pankkake
dexX7: nubbins`: :) i'm happy to promote your "service"
pankkake: I didn't know. interesting
mod6: i dunno, i guess a lot of this depends on key weakness... but you do see the slippery slope there though of course.
mod6: hopefully someday all these laws/regulations will go away.
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mircea_popescu: nubbins` he can not be arrested.
nubbins`: REALLY?
mircea_popescu: he can be detained, but he'll walk right out of that the next day and presumably climb right into his spare van
nubbins`: people stand for that?
mircea_popescu: mike_c im not a mp! i'm THE mp.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` sure. why not ?
nubbins`: not sure if serious
mircea_popescu: i am.
nubbins`: i'm mildly shocked
nubbins`: i'm used to elected officials at least pretending that they're not above the law
mircea_popescu: listen. if you don't trust the guy don't vote him,
mircea_popescu: if you imagine the damage he does comes chiefly through mowing down people in a van... you're at least naive.
nubbins`: well, hitting people with vans wasn't part of his platform!
mircea_popescu: besides, in romania you can murder someone and as long as its your first offense you usually get a suspended sentence.
mod6: i guess i should retract that statement about cracking wpa2. perhaps the cryptosystem itself perhaps hasn't been broken yet. but it can be dictionary attacked, of course.
mircea_popescu: o shit, nubsy, you make shirts baby ? i got something for you
mod6: next they'll come after you for having weak passwords... etc.
mod6: yikes
nubbins`: just seems odd that you'd give people a free pass on being a dickhead just because of their job
nubbins`: technically i only print the shirts, but ya know, splitting hairs here
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you realise "cant be arrested" != "can't be prosecuted" right ?
pankkake: mod6: yes. actually France has a thing like that. you are responsible of "securing" your line
nubbins`: never really examined that relation before, in fact
mircea_popescu: arrest is this very peculiar sort of remedy. the mps are the gentry of the land, and the police state doth not get to mess with the gentry. because the gentry owns the government not the other fucking way around.
pankkake: (and this was only for piracy, not for terrorism etc)
dub: speaking of t-shirts http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2013/05/15/184208123/were-making-t-shirts-lots-and-lots-of-t-shirts
dub: kickstarter still retarded
mod6: thats amazing. this type of thing must die.
mod6: wat, no AMAZING COMPANY?!
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
nubbins`: dub: i listened to something the other day about how they had such a pain in the ass transferring money
mircea_popescu: i kinda like the idea. "secure your line or go to jale".
mircea_popescu: next would of course be the mass jailing of microsoft. "failed to secure your product, life w/o possibility"
nubbins`: don't let anyone steal your french fries or 50 lashes
mod6: but if the tools one is given are too shitty to secure the line in the first place, im not sure you can hold someone accountable for that. aside from that, if someone wants in, they'll get in.
dub: nubbins`: yeah thats where I found it
mod6: either that, or restrict the internet to only a select handful of groups/individuals. although, that wouldn't probably go over very well.
usagi: No, but it will go over
mircea_popescu: mod6 buy good tools or don't have a line.
mircea_popescu: gotta create the mkt for sane software somehow.
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Namworld: Well, BTCT.co is out. BitFunder has a foot on the doorstep.
Namworld: Havelock and MPEx remain
Namworld: I guess Havelock will lock out US people at a minimum soon
dub: we should all lock out US people
dub: lock them in the US nuke it from orbit
Namworld: Only MPEx will still allow US people I guess. MPEx doesn't care/discriminate. MPEx only requires a minimum of funding (registration fee)
pankkake: yet MP hates everything US!
pankkake: not really scamcoin
pankkake: he's a victim too
pankkake: and he got paid in lolcoin shares iirc!
mircea_popescu: i don't hate everything us, i fuck us chicks like weekly.
pankkake: corn fed?
dub: corn holed
mircea_popescu: you threatening me ?
pankkake: just need tp for my bunghole
mircea_popescu: * bagholder is now known as freshcoin << saving this for the recquord, quoted for truth, so very apt etc.
Namworld: lol, bagholder
mircea_popescu: "I have not been able to get a hold of Sam in over a week. I have talked to TheSeven over Skype and I can't speak for him but I feel that we are reaching the point where the Labcoin team being absent is just not even close to OK anymore."
mircea_popescu: tada.
mircea_popescu: where's the blood sweat and tears ?
mircea_popescu: where's the drunken brawly post (meanwhile edited) ?
Namworld: Fresh coins go this way
Namworld: <---
mircea_popescu: ou sont les scams d'antan
freshcoin: lol
nubbins`: les scams sont partout :(
mircea_popescu: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/08/24/1233627/-NY-AG-Schneiderman-Files-40-Million-Fraud-Lawsuit-Against-Donald-Trump-his-University
Namworld: Parti la ou il reste des gens qui ne sont pas sans le sous
ozbot: Daily Kos: NY AG Schneiderman Files $40 Million Fraud Lawsuit Against Donald Trump & his 'University
Namworld: C'est qu'ils on eu du succes
mircea_popescu: mais ou y-a-til encore des gens avec d'ecus!
nubbins`: j'ai besoin d'une nouvelle scam maintenant!
pankkake: j'ai besoin d'une nouvelle arnaque maintenant !
Namworld: Des ecus? Ca ca va prendre une machine a remonter dans le temps pour en trouver!
mircea_popescu: check it out pankkake, we're speaking in prose!
mircea_popescu: Namworld shh, it rhymes with sous. it'll have to do.
Namworld: I've seen better...
nubbins`: ahahaha
nubbins`: goodness
nubbins`: sweet walkman
mircea_popescu: that is not a man.
mircea_popescu: you can tell by the penis and some other pixels.
bloctoc: is there an osx eulora download somewhere? I hear that game is the shits.
mircea_popescu: bloctoc no osx specific yet. there's a precompiled linux thing which maybe might work,
mircea_popescu: and there's source which you might compile.
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mircea_popescu: a new version is about to come out this month tho, with a bunch of changes, so if the binary doesn't work prolly save yourself for that rather than compile old code.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 193 @ 0.0110513 = 2.1329 BTC [-] {7}
bloctoc: two weeks then?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.0106739 = 0.5871 BTC [-] {6}
mircea_popescu: mebbe less.
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mircea_popescu: that great moment when you read your own blog, discovering excellent poetry you had written years ago and meanwhile forgotten. check it :
mircea_popescu: Despre-un baiat si-o fata cu inima curata
mircea_popescu: Ce-i susura-n urechi, umed, cambrata
mircea_popescu: Soapte de-amor si dragoste adevarata
mircea_popescu: Tot ce se poate spune s-a zis macar o data.
nubbins`: GCC included in OSX doesn't work well at all with eulora code
nubbins`: oh, he left
nubbins`: oh, he's back
mircea_popescu: lol
bloctoc: hi what did i miss? (if you're talking about me)
bloctoc: I clicked on some jpg then my computer froze. probably just a coincidence.
mircea_popescu: maybe it was a really cool jpg
bloctoc: I'll never know...
mircea_popescu: As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron.
mircea_popescu: anyway, bloctoc : we were talking to you, look in the log.
bloctoc: I suppose the log in on the internet somewhere...
mircea_popescu: try /topic
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: what i was saying is that you very well might be able to compile eulora on OSX, but the version of GCC bundled with it won't work
nubbins`: apparently it's some sort of weird gcc/llvm hybrid
nubbins`: now, you can replace the onboard gcc with a proper version, but that breaks other things
mircea_popescu: break all the other things!
nubbins`: i think i did :(
nubbins`: anyway, it's certainly possible, given enough patience
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2650 @ 0.00084042 = 2.2271 BTC [+]
bloctoc: thanks mp nubbins I'll steer clear of osx. Maybe I'll try eulora on gentoo. if I get around to it.
dub: united derps of derpmurica
ozbot: US adults score below average on worldwide test - Yahoo News
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.1010415 = 0.2021 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: penis size ?
mike_c: gullability
mircea_popescu: Gullibility McGillicuddy
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.131 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 104 @ 0.00105501 = 0.1097 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: its illegal to be gay in 78 countries, with lesbianism is banned in 49.
mircea_popescu: why no 69!
mircea_popescu: so close ;/
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 1.239 BTC [-]
dub: ah conversations with security folk
dub: how amusing and pointless you are
bloctoc: I read that people are "rick rolling" the FBI's seized coins account with messages on block chain dust. It's got me thinking about how one would set up a p2p marketplace built entirely off messages to that FBI address.
dub: lol
mircea_popescu: ahahaha
mircea_popescu: this is the best colored coins idea i heard so far.
dub: if only there was some kind of virtual dice game.. we could leverage that
mircea_popescu: A state highway that runs through the national park was closed after Grand Canyon officials found tourists removing barricades at overlooks along the road.
mircea_popescu: dude, they should ground planes
mircea_popescu: i once looked down into some natl park so i know it can be done
mod6: haha
mod6: i hate to see the GC closed. but fatasses hike into it everyday and can't get out so they need to emergency helicoptered out. so *shrug*
dub: could be solved with an intensive wild cat breeding program
mircea_popescu: so for my curiosity, identify the lezzies.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 1.239 = 18.585 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1777 @ 0.00084042 = 1.4934 BTC [+]
pankkake: google images has the answer
dexX7: uh oh https://bitfunder.com/ ;)
mircea_popescu: remarkable how little cultural/visual history people on average know
mircea_popescu: that's one of the iconic moments of the 90s i'd say.
dub: I HAD 15 COINS ON THAT SITE AND ITS MY RETIREMENT FUND. OMG IM GOING TO DIE ALONE
pankkake: if you care about mainstream crap maybe
dub: MY SHIT IS LITERALLY FLIPPING
mircea_popescu: dexX7 not news was it ?
mircea_popescu: pankkake how's that mainstream !?
pankkake: madonna?
mircea_popescu: i guess, queen of pop and all that. her lezzing out with naomi campbell and some obscure rapper hardly qualifies tho.
mircea_popescu: about as subcultural, countercultural, subversive and all that as it gets.
dub: its quite simple
dub: has vagina? is lesbian
pankkake: I've seen the "sex" book and well, boring
mircea_popescu: not for the 90s tho.
mircea_popescu: at the time dub was dubbing it to ascii prons
dexX7: mircea_popescu: there was a short moment of "Maintenance in progress. Thank you for your patience."
dub: I certainly knocked a couple out to that book
mircea_popescu: dexX7 a ok.
mircea_popescu: dub i think i bought the only dozen that made that year to romania.
dexX7: trades were shown as executed but actually weren't and even more funny: right after that moment you saw the "share balance" of the user from whom you tried to buy/sell shares..
mircea_popescu: whoa ?!
pankkake: Max Hardcore was in the 90's
mircea_popescu: not mainstream.
mircea_popescu: max hardcore in 1992 was being about as hard to get as cocaine today.
pankkake: well yeah! that was my hipsterist moment
mircea_popescu: i'll remind you aol was not yet online.
mircea_popescu: think about it. no bitcointalk forum, no bitcointalk forumers. nowhere.
mircea_popescu: pdp-10s and shit.
Lennix1: dexX7: And for the seller its shown as if he sold it to himself
dexX7: ah i see
Lennix1: and you paid the fee :D
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 160 @ 0.00299997 = 0.48 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: anyway, i gotta confess i'm kinda jealous of all that btctc volume and shit.
dexX7: so you admit "it was real"?
Lennix1: if you'd drop that ridicolous fee and modernized your page a bit, you could get that volume easily
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: email coming your way
nubbins`: would look ok with any shirt/ink colour combimation, really
nubbins`: bright red shirt with bright blue ink would be particularly eye catching
mircea_popescu: Lennix1 i make the rules.
dexX7: lol
mircea_popescu: dexX7 i guess you miss teh sarcasm layered in there.
dexX7: :(
dexX7: everytime i asked in the past, if you were sacrastic, you denied.. so i assumed you are always talking serious :p
nubbins`: anyway it turns out that a convincing RJ connector is actually pretty difficult to draw
mircea_popescu: nubbins` i heard this a few times this week
pankkake: the quote is out, too late
Namworld: So... there's been a bug all day on BitFunder where... when you filled a ask, it made the seller buy from his own ask, and then showed you his amount of shares on the page after trade executed.
nubbins`: lel
Namworld: Short: Filling ask makes seller buy from himself and then shows you seller's stats
Namworld: Whut?
mircea_popescu: sounds pretty bad.
Namworld: It is. I guess Ukto will have to refund all trading fees for the day. Cause many fees where obviously not necessary.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3100 @ 0.00084009 = 2.6043 BTC [-] {2}
Lennix1: mircea_popescu: and you're wondering why noone is playing with you
mircea_popescu: you are very much confused.
Lennix1: :)
mircea_popescu: i am amused at the noobs that still don't grasp why their average bitcoin lifespan is less than a year.
Namworld: Strangely enough, so far my lifespan has only been 1.5 year
asa1024: i've had fun the past year
mircea_popescu: Namworld makes you better than nefario & burnside so far.
asa1024: learned lots
Namworld: Considering I started early 2012, a while after learning about Bitcoin from an article about the 2011 autumn crash
mircea_popescu: asa1024 that's a virtue.
Namworld: I learned about it so late...
asa1024: i just keep my mouth shut and watch what other people have to say
mircea_popescu: an even greater virtue.
thestringpuller: lol looks like there will be blood 2 is gonna resolve soon
thestringpuller: bitfunder is crasssshing
mircea_popescu: wait there's a 2nd one ?
thestringpuller: bitfunder vs havelock I think
Namworld: It's already resolved since BTCT.co... nevermind
ozbot: BitBet - US Debt ceiling will be lifted by Oct. 17th
Namworld: lol, was making bets on who goes next?
mircea_popescu: wow... someone actually thinks the ceiling gets lifted.
dexX7: last year, when i didn't know much about bitcoin and browsed btctalk mostly because of "x got hacked" news, i somehow ended up on trilema (-pr did a good job, i guess) everytime and was wondering "what is this cryptic language and why is this guy using a picture of himself as background" ... interesting how everything turned out a year later.
Lennix1: with the blatant incompetence of Ukyo/Ukto there will be no fight. Ukyo/Ukto will kill himself
Namworld: A dead pool?
thestringpuller: lol Ukto will kill himself
mircea_popescu: a bitcoin suicide ?
mircea_popescu: too soon.
kakobrekla: it always gets lifted
mircea_popescu: dexX7 o cause it was romanian still at the time ?
Lennix1: well I hope not literally, but at least he will kill bitfunder
Namworld: I doubt it. It's a frontend bug. He doesn't test front-end enough I guess. Nothing keeps front-end from sending bad trades at the trading engine.
dexX7: i think so, or i probably visited when it showed something romanian. though i wasn't that interested at this point to dig deeper.
Namworld: So far, no issues on the trading engine side it seems, ever
Lennix1: and thus bitfunder is great?
Namworld: Ukto puts too much time on the trading engine side and not enough on the front end with user inputs.
mircea_popescu: judging by the fact that this frontend knew the counterparties to trades,
mircea_popescu: it seems improbable there's a frontend/trade engine separation
Namworld: Actually the front-end often shows wrong stuff, trades, etc
mircea_popescu: but how did it know who sold when you bought ?
Namworld: When the back-end never actually processed
Namworld: My guess is the front end retrieves data from the back-end to display on the page, and send requests to the back-end which process it. The back-ends has lots of checks.
Namworld: Is my understanding of the system.
Namworld: But nothing keeps the front-end from sending incorrect trades that are valid according to back-end's data
mircea_popescu: if i could see the shares of a third party, could i perhaps withdraw for a 3rd party ?
Namworld: or showing the wrong info
Namworld: Possibly... but changing page restored your own info. The front-end only loaded the other party's info to you after you executed a trade.
Namworld: And apparently made you buy as that other party you're buying from when inputing a buy order
Namworld: Thus maybe why it then returned you and loaded that party info
Namworld: On the trade page.
mircea_popescu: i never really studied how the thing works.
jborkl_: So the bitbet resolved double yes, other exchanges will shutter by the end of the year
Namworld: Well I guess after a trade, it redirects you back to the asset page and loads info for user which submited the trade.
Namworld: So the input submiting your trade as the user you're buying from... well then that can only possibly let you know that seller's amount of shares and that's it.
Namworld: As changing page loads info for your session, so your own info
VanCleef: assets are dead get out while you can