grubles: ?
    
    grubles: ohai mircea_popescu
    
    joecool: grubles
    
    joecool: wat
    
    grubles: wat wat?
    
    mircea_popescu: heya
    
    grubles: joecool, ?
    
    KRS-1: Hi.
    
    joecool: grubles: ?
    
    grubles: you wat'd me
    
    joecool: grubles: wat
    
    grubles: stahp!
    
    grubles: and buy my mpex acct
    
    joecool: how much you want to sell it for
    
    grubles: pm
    
    KRS-1: so this is the new high
    
    KRS-1: heh
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 116.00011, Best ask: 116.48899, Bid-ask spread: 0.48888, Last trade: 116.48900, 24 hour volume: 175921.25091255, 24 hour low: 104.00000, 24 hour high: 137.46000, 24 hour vwap: 118.66396
    
    Chaang-Noi: im happy with 116
    
    Chaang-Noi: honestly think its too high
    
    Chaang-Noi: i just hope we dont ever go under 50 again
    
    mircea_popescu: seems unlikely.
    
    Chaang-Noi: yeah
    
    Chaang-Noi: but im pretty sure we will see double digits again
    
    Chaang-Noi: this bubble bull seems over, maybe not but seems we got to wait a while for the next huge run up
    
    grubles: lol well which is it goat
    
    Chaang-Noi: i think we will slowly trend down for a while until we find stable
    
    Chaang-Noi: have no idea what that is, and i might not be right
    
    Chaang-Noi: im not god you know:)
    
    Chaang-Noi: i just hope that finnish guy send me that 100k usd for the 134$ price muhahahah
    
    mircea_popescu: Chaang-Noi i bet you he won't.
    
    mircea_popescu: at which point scammer tag ?
    
    Chaang-Noi: that was the point of this
    
    Chaang-Noi: he has 2 weeks
    
    Chaang-Noi: from monday
    
    jcpham: scammer tags are tossed around on the forums like they mean something
    
    jcpham: narcs narcing narcs
    
    Chaang-Noi: ill still have a thread. the point was to have him prove he is a "player"
    
    Chaang-Noi: i honestly thought he would turn me down but he said he will do it
    
    Chaang-Noi: he is either a troll or just fucking crazy, or high
    
    jcpham: i watched 2 people report each other to admins over bullshit in a thread today like it meant something
    
    jcpham: he deleted my posts
    
    Chaang-Noi: if he is a troll we will find out soon enough
    
    Chaang-Noi: i wont report to an admin, ill just make a thread
    
    jcpham: i'll make a thread too
    
    Chaang-Noi: i just want to prove that he is a troll, or i get 100kusd
    
    jcpham: it will be my first one
    
    Chaang-Noi: its win win for me
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.23001 BTC [-] 
    
    Chaang-Noi: go cognitive:)
    
    grubles: just wondering but how are people trading with you still goat
    
    Chaang-Noi: what do you mean how?
    
    Chaang-Noi: dont you know how bankls and btc works?
    
    grubles: after all the pirate and tygrr stuff and whatnot
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 12 @ 0.23 = 2.76 BTC [-] 
    
    Chaang-Noi: lol im not pirate, and paid in fuill all my insured shit
    
    jcpham: ;;gpg info Chaang-Noi
    
    gribble: No such user registered.
    
    Chaang-Noi: i was a ppt
    
    jcpham: see grubles
    
    jcpham: it's that easy
    
    mircea_popescu: <jcpham> narcs narcing narcs <<< this
    
    grubles: you never gave pirate the id info for your ppt peeps right?
    
    jcpham: that's how i feel about the forum in 3 words
    
    Chaang-Noi: no one has made a scammers thread aginst me but some nefario perv who did it cuz i said nefario was a scammer, but after a week he apoligized and took it down
    
    jcpham: that's what i mean forum scammer tags don't mean shit
    
    jcpham: if you had on otc key
    
    Chaang-Noi: grubles one i never had it, and even if i did, i would need the concent of the people before i passed that info on
    
    grubles: the forum in general doesnt mean shit
    
    jcpham: we'd have fucked it all up by now
    
    mircea_popescu: grubles pumping pirate was something everyone except me did.
    
    Chaang-Noi: anyway that finish guy claims to have sent me 100k usd with no escrow
    
    mircea_popescu: you're late tagging giga, too, for that matter.
    
    mircea_popescu: and whoever else, take your pick.
    
    grubles: pumping in what way exactly?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.2896 BTC [-] 
    
    grubles: vouching for him?
    
    mircea_popescu: pumping is pumping.
    
    Chaang-Noi: well people were saying i was helping pirate but i was really helping theymos, he asked for me to do it, to help his glbse stock price
    
    dub: cee pee in the blockchain news dropped yet?
    
    grubles: like penis pumping or what??
    
    mircea_popescu: what, running his ppt is bad and that's it ?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8188 @ 0.00068748 = 5.6291 BTC [+] 
    
    jcpham: i was there in the btcst thread with Chaang-Noi
    
    mircea_popescu: dujb
    
    Chaang-Noi: yes dub its just links right? who cares :/
    
    mircea_popescu: dub not yet
    
    jcpham: theymos asked for an invite and no one referred him
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.23001 BTC [+] 
    
    jcpham: so goat made a ppt
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 16 @ 0.23 = 3.68 BTC [-] 
    
    dub: Chaang-Noi: fox is gonna care
    
    mircea_popescu: ya well they're not smart enough yet.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 6 @ 1.29 = 7.74 BTC [+] 
    
    Chaang-Noi: jcpham i refured theymos, pirate just did not accept fast enough
    
    jcpham: so should've referred theymos
    
    jcpham: that's funny
    
    Chaang-Noi: dub fox, muyhahahaha lol
    
    jcpham: he didn't trust theymos then
    
    grubles: referred theymos for what?
    
    jcpham: because he responded pretty fast
    
    grubles: a btcst acct?
    
    jcpham: to me
    
    Chaang-Noi: jcpham theymos asked me to refur him, i did, then theymos did not want to wait and asked for the ppt so i did
    
    jcpham: ijs
    
    dub: ;;ud refur
    
    gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=refur | simply to "fuck" normally used to refur to the anal region.
    
    Chaang-Noi: yeah theymos asked me to get him a btcst account
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    jcpham: it is so funny
    
    dub: was expecting greatness
    
    jcpham: in retrospect
    
    mircea_popescu: jcpham mostly to me but yeah.
    
    Chaang-Noi: theymos wanted to pump his glbse stock and get dividends
    
    Chaang-Noi: i was like fine
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 1 @ 0.40002 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 1 @ 0.400001 BTC [-] 
    
    jcpham: no one is legit.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 1 @ 0.400001 BTC [-] 
    
    jcpham: no one.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 2 @ 0.400001 = 0.8 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: i still have the logs of the -onepercent doods getting all hot under their collar about it lol.
    
    Chaang-Noi: then it went sideways and theymos did not do the right thing
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 3 @ 0.400001 = 1.2 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: Chaang-Noi o, you did right ? it's just theymos' fault is all.
    
    jcpham: except me. 129% legit
    
    grubles: are you still after pirate legally Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang?
    
    Chaang-Noi: fault for pirate? no
    
    Chaang-Noi: but theymos did not do what was right in all of this.
    
    grubles: i heard you had a "contract"
    
    Chaang-Noi: grubles after the SEC come in my lawyer said to wait
    
    mircea_popescu: i like this guy, he has the mentality of an asian prostitute.
    
    jcpham: i got all sorts of logs and "contracts"
    
    jcpham: i think pirate's irc nick was a team of people now
    
    grubles: Chaang-Noi, wait what?
    
    jcpham: irc was a team if you ask me
    
    jcpham: not just a single person
    
    mircea_popescu: hey, is my irc a team ?
    
    grubles: i dunno
    
    jcpham: don't think so based on your hours
    
    grubles: jcpham
    
    Chaang-Noi: the SEC was doing an investigation
    
    mircea_popescu: hm.
    
    Chaang-Noi: now they have witnesses lined up
    
    grubles: jcpham, what makes you think it was more than one peep?
    
    jcpham: hours
    
    Chaang-Noi: tehy asked me to be one but i never responded.
    
    jcpham: weird times i'd message him
    
    grubles: Chaang-Noi, why not you dingus
    
    jcpham: i may be wrong
    
    jcpham: but especially towards the end
    
    grubles: weird times like when
    
    Chaang-Noi: grubles the SEC siad the ppt might not be safe, lol
    
    jcpham: 2am?
    
    grubles: 4 in the morning or something?
    
    grubles: oh
    
    grubles: well shit ive been up way past that
    
    Chaang-Noi: so why go in and tell them something so they can arrest my ass? lol
    
    jcpham: point taken grubles
    
    Chaang-Noi: even so im not a big fan of govt regulation
    
    grubles: and tx is only an hour or two behind est
    
    jcpham: mircea_popescu send -pr in here to talk shit
    
    jcpham: i think i'll spot it she talk long enough
    
    grubles: Chaang-Noi, why would they arrest you
    
    grubles: i still think -pr is actually mircea
    
    mircea_popescu: nah
    
    Chaang-Noi: they said ppt operaters might get some shit for doing that,
    
    dub: some of the time it is
    
    jcpham: tone is unmistakeable
    
    dub: you can tell
    
    mircea_popescu: dub problem is different people can tell different bits.
    
    Chaang-Noi: grubles they wont arrest me but they might try to take my fiat
    
    Chaang-Noi: honestly even so im not sure i would ahve talked to the SEC, im nota big fan of govt regulation
    
    Chaang-Noi: and also it would ahve got nefario and theymos involved and well at the time did not think that was a good idea
    
    Chaang-Noi: looking back, fuck theymos, lol
    
    grubles: i thought you had 50,000 bitcoins invested with pirate
    
    Chaang-Noi: lol no
    
    grubles: i remember you boasting about it
    
    Chaang-Noi: my account had close to 50k in it
    
    grubles: #btcst
    
    Chaang-Noi: but they were not all mine.
    
    jcpham: Chaang-Noi you converted to a trust?
    
    Chaang-Noi: but anyway even if i did the SEC thing and they did not fuck with me, think i would get anything back?
    
    Chaang-Noi: i would have been a trust account if we got that far
    
    mircea_popescu: no you wouldn't get anything back.
    
    Chaang-Noi: but he shut down fist
    
    Chaang-Noi: yeah mp so why go work for the govt?
    
    jcpham: i never felt comfortable with other people's money
    
    KRS-1: so I'm seeing a falling wedge which indicates an overall rising price
    
    KRS-1: looking at 30 day
    
    mircea_popescu: Chaang-Noi yeah.
    
    jcpham: disclosure: i had funds of three toher people in-and-out
    
    grubles: at the very least you could help send pirate to prison and/or help him get the shit fined out of him
    
    Chaang-Noi: well i told people where it was going and they knew the rules, that is why no one called me a scammer
    
    jcpham: everyone was repaid
    
    jcpham: it's funny how downstream the lending went
    
    jcpham: magical interest from defaltionary coins
    
    dub: heheh
    
    
    
    Chaang-Noi: pirate will get his once things calm down and the sec goes away, there are many many people after his ass...
    
    mircea_popescu: i guess it's time to link that.
    
    KRS-1: which is a reversal..
    
    dub: defaultionary coins
    
    grubles: tldr
    
    grubles: am i the only fucking person doing anything about this
    
    mircea_popescu: what are you doing ?
    
    jcpham: probably
    
    Chaang-Noi: no there are other witnesses working with the sec now
    
    dub: hrm smaller AM div this week
    
    jcpham: what would you like for me to do grubles
    
    mircea_popescu: dub odd, didn't they get a lot from selling chips ?!
    
    jcpham: call the sec about the 300principal, 1300 interest coins or so i lost
    
    jcpham: that i gave to someone else and believe existed
    
    dub: mircea_popescu: yeah, more hashing too
    
    dub: 0.00735415 this week
    
    Chaang-Noi: thing is im not so sure priate has much of anything left
    
    grubles: so what dude
    
    Chaang-Noi: my effort is trying to get my coins from mt gox from bitcoinica
    
    jcpham: i don't care now i just want to kill him or hurt him
    
    mircea_popescu: dub so what's the word ?
    
    grubles: jcpham, lol
    
    jcpham: money doesn't matter anymore
    
    grubles: thats fucked up
    
    dub: bird
    
    jcpham: so
    
    dub: is the word
    
    Chaang-Noi: there are a lot of rich bitcoiners now who want to hurt pirate
    
    jcpham: a lot of people should die
    
    jcpham: not my problem
    
    Chaang-Noi: im pretty sure one of them will do something sooner or alter
    
    grubles: the dipshit doesnt realize i hosted btclending.com back in the day
    
    mircea_popescu: lmao.
    
    jborkl: AM kept 2000 back for reinvestment upcoming
    
    Chaang-Noi: but really pirate knows that, he much be a scarred pussy right now
    
    mircea_popescu: "i'm sure someone else will put the work in sooner or later"
    
    jcpham: if i see him i'll shoot at him
    
    jcpham: for sure
    
    jcpham: i'm not fond of liars
    
    grubles: ive spoken with numerous guberment peeps
    
    mircea_popescu: jborkl a they provisioned for the next batch ?
    
    jcpham: and he got me good
    
    dub: mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
    
    grubles: specifically the collins county DA's office
    
    jcpham: i'll shoot him in the foot for you then grubles
    
    Chaang-Noi: grubles any of the govt people going to do anything?
    
    jcpham: they can catch him limping
    
    jborkl: yes.from what i understand next batch is funded
    
    jcpham: or one of those rabbit traps with a carrot
    
    grubles: lol dude you know itd be stupid for me to condone that shit in words on the gd internet
    
    jcpham: and string
    
    jcpham: yeah i'm just kidding
    
    mircea_popescu: jborkl 2k coins is like 1/4 mn or w/e. pretty cool.
    
    jcpham: i'd never advocate violence
    
    jcpham: unless stole a lot of money from me by lying to me
    
    grubles: i know but some people are stupid
    
    Chaang-Noi: 15th is still on track says firedcat, fucking awesome
    
    grubles: i had 1k btc as principal
    
    jcpham: i'm osrry
    
    jcpham: it's gone now
    
    jborkl: massive USB stick miner release and upcoming orders i am guessing
    
    grubles: 12-13k eventually over time
    
    jcpham: fudge
    
    grubles: well
    
    Chaang-Noi: i lost my money with pirate but i did not lend more than i could lose, i realize how silly it was and well, lesson learned
    
    grubles: it was paper money
    
    Chaang-Noi: he is only about the 20th person who has scammed me
    
    grubles: i probably withdrew way more than 1k over the course of btcst
    
    jcpham: principal is all that existed
    
    Chaang-Noi: grubles then if you took more than you got in the govt can take that from you
    
    grubles: and that was back in $2 days
    
    Chaang-Noi: just like the maddof pervz
    
    grubles: if i took more than i got?
    
    grubles: what does that mean
    
    jcpham: i've walked away from because the only real money was on the blockchain
    
    Chaang-Noi: if you make 1200 and lost 1000 the govt can and will take that 200 from you
    
    jcpham: like all those paypal buys grubles
    
    jcpham: i should be pissed at you
    
    jcpham: for selling me nothing
    
    jcpham: but i'm not
    
    grubles: whatchu talkin bout
    
    jcpham: does that make sense
    
    mircea_popescu: grubles you never withdrew anything ?
    
    Chaang-Noi: <grubles> i probably withdrew way more than 1k over the course of btcst
    
    jcpham: like when i'd buy coins from your account
    
    mircea_popescu: a ok. so then...
    
    jcpham: and they'd get transferred to my
    
    jcpham: account
    
    Chaang-Noi: he took out more than he put in, and he is telling that to the govt, facepalm
    
    jcpham: that was all fake
    
    grubles: oh gotcha
    
    grubles: jcpham,
    
    jcpham: see what i mean?
    
    grubles: yeah facepalm im being honest
    
    jcpham: yeah
    
    Chaang-Noi: are you willing to give that extra to the govt?
    
    jcpham: so i've moved on now
    
    grubles: unlike some peeps in here
    
    jcpham: the principal and what existed on the blockchain is all that ever be proven
    
    jcpham: anything else is imaginary pirate math
    
    grubles: i suppose
    
    Chaang-Noi: grubles do what you want but if pirate gets charged they will then go after people like you who made money on this and try to get it back, they did it to madoff
    
    
    
    jcpham: you can see if you made money or not
    
    jcpham: it's on the blockchain
    
    mircea_popescu: methinks grubles didn't think this whole thing through
    
    grubles: lol im 24 years old
    
    jcpham: deposit address/withdrawal addres
    
    jcpham: subtract the difference
    
    mircea_popescu: there's a thing called clawback
    
    grubles: right
    
    mircea_popescu: if you deposited 1k, withdrew 1.15k and consider yourself a victim
    
    grubles: trust me ive got it covered
    
    Chaang-Noi: clawback, that is the word i was looking for
    
    mircea_popescu: you're good for 150 btc * 100 = 15k
    
    jcpham: i moved on because of that
    
    mircea_popescu: or w/e the price ends up being
    
    grubles: obv this shit is complicated
    
    jcpham: according to the blockchain i lost
    
    grubles: as we all know
    
    Chaang-Noi: see people whgo lost money can sue you grubles for the money you made in civil court
    
    grubles: ok so what is considered "lost money"
    
    mircea_popescu: "A pupil shall be permitted to participate in sex-segregated school programs, and activities, and facilities, including athletic teams and competitions, and use facilities consistent with his or her gender identity, irrespective of the gender listed on the pupils records."
    
    jcpham: my definition is anything depostid not returned
    
    Chaang-Noi: i thin this is why the govt is having such a hard time, cuz the govt wants to charge everyone involved (or take their money) so no one is helping them
    
    mircea_popescu: dude back in my day i didn't have to claim i feel like a girl to hang out in the girls' locker room.
    
    grubles: returned in what though
    
    grubles: btc? usd?
    
    grubles: "the govt" as in who exactly
    
    grubles: SEC?
    
    jcpham: blockchain
    
    jcpham: btc
    
    jcpham: funds went in via blockchain
    
    grubles: the SEC is only concerned with bullshit investment opportunities
    
    jcpham: they left via blockchain
    
    jcpham: so they care about promised interest
    
    grubles: as soon as pirate started attracting investors he started pissing in the wind
    
    jcpham: good luck
    
    Chaang-Noi: the SEC i think is being used to gather info, who will then p[ass it along to fbi and what not
    
    Chaang-Noi: the sec does do that you knopwq,...
    
    grubles: no
    
    Chaang-Noi: well they do,
    
    Chaang-Noi: they even told me that when they wanted me to be a witness
    
    jcpham: my talks with pirate were about keeping coins off the market
    
    Chaang-Noi: in the e-mail
    
    grubles: p. moustakis, head attorney, submits info to a committee which then reviews it
    
    jcpham: purposefully raising the price
    
    jcpham: i should shut up
    
    Chaang-Noi: grubles if you are claiming the sec never shares info with the fbi and other departments, i lulz at you
    
    grubles: oh i dunno if they do or not
    
    grubles: they probably do
    
    Chaang-Noi: its a fact they do
    
    
    
    jcpham: a still think any entity that can keep coins off of exchanges in an organized fashion is winning
    
    mircea_popescu: this thread is pretty epic.
    
    jcpham: hedge fund/pirate fund/ whatever
    
    grubles: pirate spoke about a 'client' that fucked him over
    
    grubles: probably bullshit
    
    grubles: but
    
    grubles: id like to know who that person it
    
    grubles: is
    
    grubles: *
    
    mircea_popescu: urmom ?
    
    grubles: i wish
    
    mircea_popescu: [WTB] ASICMINER share call options
    
    mircea_popescu: lmao
    
    mircea_popescu: god almighty all these muppets.
    
    grubles: whai
    
    mircea_popescu: i think few people realise that the main brake to btc adoption is simply that people are too stupid.
    
    mircea_popescu: all this "o 1mn dollah by xmas"
    
    mircea_popescu: well... if a hundred million people didn't include ninetynine million and change idiots, maybe. as it is... nowai.
    
    Chaang-Noi: grubles might it be that other ponzi umm wtf was it called...
    
    Chaang-Noi: it went tits up same day
    
    mircea_popescu: the irl one you mean ?
    
    Chaang-Noi: yeah
    
    Chaang-Noi: fuck what was the name of it?
    
    mircea_popescu: mmm something or the other.
    
    Chaang-Noi: grubles did you ever hear of that other ponzi?
    
    mircea_popescu: so many of those irl ;/
    
    Chaang-Noi: they were paying out 1.5% a day
    
    Chaang-Noi: pirates wife talked about it on twater
    
    
    
    gribble: [WTB] Mail order bride
    
    Chaang-Noi: and they went bust same day
    
    mircea_popescu: win
    
    grubles: oh
    
    Chaang-Noi: PS. I really get high every time I taste good water. Even yesterday EuroTrash though I was drunk (I wasn't).
    
    grubles: something rewards
    
    
    
    Chaang-Noi: he gets high on water?
    
    Chaang-Noi: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=190912.msg1996855#msg1996855   same thread but lol wtf
    
    Chaang-Noi: zeeks rewards
    
    Chaang-Noi: that might have been his client
    
    mircea_popescu: ya that!
    
    Chaang-Noi: mp reads the posts i linked you to
    
    Chaang-Noi: he gets drunk on "good water"
    
    Chaang-Noi: hahahahaha
    
    mircea_popescu: still the tortilla dude ?
    
    mircea_popescu: he's pretty freaky.
    
    Chaang-Noi: finland guy
    
    jcpham: grubles i've interacted with a lot of bitcoiners as have you guys
    
    Chaang-Noi: he says he is the forum troll now
    
    mircea_popescu: "I have the actual ability to keep Bitcoin network and bitcoin price up indefinitely long"
    
    mircea_popescu: etc.
    
    jcpham: it's hard to imagine pirateat40 had some client
    
    jcpham: we haven't found out about yet
    
    Chaang-Noi: i think he is high or a good troll
    
    jcpham: in bitcoin land
    
    jcpham: that is
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 1 @ 0.428 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: Chaang-Noi certainly a good troll.
    
    mircea_popescu: maybe the best yet.
    
    Chaang-Noi: well, he might be for real
    
    Chaang-Noi: this might play well for selling silver in finland
    
    Chaang-Noi: he might just be so out of it
    
    mircea_popescu: that's always the hallmark of a good troll.
    
    Chaang-Noi: well i think he might really be trying to be respected and be a playing, but everyone is laughing at him
    
    Chaang-Noi: player
    
    Chaang-Noi: im not so sure he knows what he is doing
    
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    burnside2: got in just in time for divs
    
    Chaang-Noi: :)
    
    Chaang-Noi: i like has dividends
    
    mircea_popescu: Chaang-Noi i wonder if he now makes some posts going "O here I am the REAL rpietilla this other guy stole my identity
    
    mircea_popescu: actually fuck that. some forum troll should do it.
    
    mircea_popescu: where's atlas
    
    Chaang-Noi: lol
    
    Chaang-Noi: i wonder if people go to findland and no one is there
    
    Chaang-Noi: bfl shipped wtf is this?
    
    Chaang-Noi: more than just the small ones?
    
    Chaang-Noi: burnside2 got the div thanks
    
    burnside2: woot
    
    mircea_popescu: Chaang-Noi link ?
    
    
    
    Chaang-Noi: its not very full of info
    
    Chaang-Noi: its why i asked here
    
    Chaang-Noi: some people said something about emails as well
    
    Chaang-Noi: i dont know...
    
    dub: they emailed today
    
    Chaang-Noi: what did they say?
    
    mircea_popescu: a ok
    
    dub: asking for confirmation of acceptance to the product changes
    
    Chaang-Noi: ph
    
    Chaang-Noi: oh
    
    Chaang-Noi: well lol
    
    Chaang-Noi: and if we so no we get a refund?
    
    dub: yes, or if you ignore the email
    
    mircea_popescu: haha cute
    
    Chaang-Noi: if you ignor, you get refund? oh lol
    
    Chaang-Noi: so much for them sending extra to make up for it
    
    Chaang-Noi: i hope they get sued
    
    dub: they are
    
    Chaang-Noi: good
    
    mircea_popescu: they are getting ample sued.
    
    mircea_popescu: which i find a little silly, i dunno wtf these people think they;ll do with the judgements.
    
    mircea_popescu: but anyway.
    
    dub: not sure how
    
    Chaang-Noi: ill lol after the make this asll, then say we are getting sued cant ship.. then they mine and keep all btcs
    
    dub: you either agree to accept the new terms and receive altered product
    
    dub: or get refund
    
    dub: I assume this is to avoid gettign sued
    
    Chaang-Noi: can they force give you a refund like a year after you buy something?
    
    mircea_popescu: dub plenty of cases of action.
    
    dub: probably
    
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    Chaang-Noi: dub did they say when they would ship the bigger units?
    
    dub: "Shipping of our BitForce SC ASIC miners has begun! "
    
    inhies: but that probably doesnt count for the bitbet on the july date
    
    inhies: since apparently we're basing the specs on the cancelled jalapeno specs?
    
    mircea_popescu: inhies when was the june bet made ?
    
    Chaang-Noi: "The Block Erupter USB sticks passed all the tests and we are about to produce them in quantity."
    
    Chaang-Noi: w00t
    
    dub: thise are stupid
    
    dub: those*
    
    Chaang-Noi: but they will sell, and make my ass rich
    
    inhies: mircea_popescu: the july bet was made 1 month 2 weeks ago (15-03-2013)
    
    dub: inhies: todays email is the first notification I've had from BFL about power usage changes
    
    Chaang-Noi: i need more hookers and blow, i only have enough cash for thenext 20 years
    
    mircea_popescu: inhies rthey hadn't changed their spec midmarch yet had they ?
    
    damientrog: Chaang-Noi, me too...
    
    damientrog: life is so boring without silk roads now
    
    Chaang-Noi: ha, i buy locally
    
    Chaang-Noi: im not going to have drugs sent to thailand, hahaha
    
    damientrog: ah you'd be crazy of course
    
    damientrog: you just go to a pharmacy there
    
    damientrog: and hookers...
    
    damientrog: oh boy
    
    Chaang-Noi: :)
    
    damientrog: wish I were you hehe
    
    Chaang-Noi: :)
    
    Chaang-Noi: i wont lie, life is over all pretty damn good
    
    inhies: mircea_popescu: im just referring to that thread where the specs that are used are apparently from 2012
    
    mircea_popescu: well those were their specs.
    
    mircea_popescu: afaik they changed them sometime late march ?
    
    inhies: for a cancelled product
    
    inhies: they arent shipping jalalpenos
    
    dub: yes they are
    
    mircea_popescu: or when did they actually change them
    
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    mircea_popescu: dub lol basically bfl has found the way to prevent being humiliated by nondelivery bets : create spec confusion.
    
    Chaang-Noi: how did that difficulty 10 million bet work out?
    
    dub: this is at the bottom of todays email
    
    dub: Jalapenos Out the Door
    
    dub: Packaged for its adventure to a new home. Bye Jalapeno! Your owner eagerly awaits your arrival.
    
    
    
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    jcpham: anyone know who this is
    
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    jcpham: jonathan stacke operates this blog
    
    mircea_popescu: jcpham is this the anti-foundation ?
    
    Chaang-Noi: Difficulty 10,076,293     haha it went over, wow, damn close eh
    
    jcpham: this name is not familiar
    
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    Chaang-Noi: john smith?
    
    jcpham: nice blog
    
    Chaang-Noi: iv heard it before
    
    dub: inhies: sup?
    
    inhies: dub: wat
    
    inhies: oh the email thing
    
    inhies: fair enough
    
    inhies: i thoguth they werent making that product anymore
    
    inhies: and it was replaced
    
    inhies: but this could just be BFL being stupid woth words again, not sure
    
    inhies: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    
    truff1es: wouldnt it be awesome to only need 3hrs sleep
    
    SoulKhan: davinci sleep
    
    SoulKhan: try it
    
    SoulKhan: aka polyphasic sleep
    
    dub: uberman schedule
    
    truff1es: no 3 hrs a day
    
    SoulKhan: yeah, also called uberman..
    
    SoulKhan: I think uberman is a bit different
    
    truff1es: could get so much done
    
    SoulKhan: isn't that 6hours and then 30minutes?
    
    truff1es: dunno only just found out about it
    
    SoulKhan: what kind of work are you in?
    
    truff1es: oh no
    
    truff1es: gimme sec
    
    SoulKhan: if it's something you wouldn't be able to take a 20 minute nap.. you'll never be able to sustain it
    
    SoulKhan: ever 4 hours
    
    mircea_popescu: i recall kramer did that.
    
    
    
    damientrog: I like my 10 hours
    
    truff1es: ok he might do the 3hrs multiple times a day
    
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    truff1es: 10hrs half the day is gone almost
    
    damientrog: his secret might be also a meth addiction
    
    damientrog: jk
    
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    damientrog: I like a good night's rest, 8-10 hours gone, but a clear mind the rest of the day
    
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    truff1es: some people get older and require less sleep, not me
    
    damientrog: how old are you?
    
    damientrog: and do you have children?
    
    truff1es: nope
    
    damientrog: well once you get used to being woken up every couple of hours
    
    damientrog: and I think it's when you're in your 50s or something you start to really decline in sleep
    
    truff1es: i could survive any situation but i wont do it with a smile
    
    damientrog: but I know a guy who practices microsleeps
    
    truff1es: wtf for
    
    damientrog: literally sleeps while waiting at traffic lights for example
    
    damientrog: so he doesn't need to sleep at night
    
    Chaang-Noi: lol
    
    damientrog: to each his own
    
    truff1es: he must have a pocket protector
    
    damientrog: but when he does sleep at night, you really can't wake him up anymore
    
    damientrog: that fucker puts his alarm clock at 5 am
    
    damientrog: we were sharing a hotel room
    
    truff1es: omg he's not gonna live long if he keeps that up
    
    damientrog: guess who got woken up
    
    damientrog: and pissed off
    
    truff1es: lol
    
    damientrog: I read a book about about Fatal familial insomnia
    
    truff1es: i bet he'll finally give in and sleep for like 24hrs or something
    
    damientrog: hen you really appreciate your sleep
    
    damientrog: well he does function as a manager, busting other people's balls
    
    damientrog: but it all seems unhealthy and kind of a bragging thing
    
    truff1es: the body has limits
    
    damientrog: I've done academia research and am a software developer. No way I will produce quality without 8 hrs sleep
    
    damientrog: but probably could bust people's balls 24/7
    
    truff1es: hahaha
    
    damientrog: :)
    
    truff1es: that was a nice jab
    
    damientrog: kinda reminds of a bet they did on TV here
    
    damientrog: the bet was if you could stay awake for 48hrs
    
    damientrog: without nodding off
    
    truff1es: i could do that!
    
    Framedragger: just spent >= 4 hours tracking a bug in an open source library (though, oh yeah i'll shine) only to learn that i should use absolute paths when invoking it. #storyofmylife
    
    damientrog: the guy who won cheated and admitted he took amphetamines
    
    damientrog: hehe
    
    Framedragger: s/though/thought
    
    truff1es: maybe with ease 5 years ago, now might have problems
    
    truff1es: why cheat its only 48hrs!
    
    damientrog: apparently it's not that easy
    
    damientrog: you sleep a couple of mins without noticing
    
    truff1es: Framedragger thats not a bad problem to have imo
    
    truff1es: if u sit at a desk or couch might fall asleep sure
    
    Framedragger: yeah could have been worse for sure :) still.. outcome much less epic than expected :(
    
    damientrog: absolute paths don't sound fantastic though
    
    Framedragger: first world problems iac i suppose heh
    
    truff1es: ya
    
    Framedragger: they don't, and there's a way around it, but i was simply testing out a library
    
    Framedragger: (it's python. python can find its own system path of course etc. still... arrrgh)
    
    damientrog: ah ok
    
    damientrog: I absolutely hate the obligatory __self__ parameter in every method
    
    damientrog: if I recall well
    
    Framedragger: oh wait that's not it.. fuck
    
    Framedragger: yeah, it's just 'self'
    
    damientrog: indeed
    
    Framedragger: it makes sense, but yeah i know
    
    damientrog: everybody knows the explicit self
    
    truff1es: im falling in love with python
    
    truff1es: how often do u use it?
    
    damientrog: any reason to prefer it to ruby?
    
    damientrog: I've only used it 8 years ago or so
    
    damientrog: but it's just another language
    
    Framedragger: depends on domain
    
    damientrog: I can't count the languages I use
    
    Framedragger: it's awesome [biased python programmer]
    
    damientrog: hehe
    
    damientrog: it's named after Monty Python, so there
    
    damientrog: nothing beats that
    
    Framedragger: i like certain metaprogramming aspects of ruby. ruby succeeds in being a more true 'wanna be lispian' kid as opposed to python
    
    damientrog: that's true
    
    Framedragger: and it works, it's really expressive
    
    truff1es: ruby is foreign to me, i see what python can do
    
    Framedragger: the |block| stuff
    
    Framedragger: (i've written very few ruby lines, but yeah)
    
    damientrog: those are closures
    
    damientrog: I've got a lisp background too :)
    
    Framedragger: are they actually called clojures? riight
    
    damientrog: fucking parantheses till you die
    
    damientrog: but brilliant language
    
    Framedragger: i'm one of those who wishes to have had a lisp background.. now i'm only trying to slowly learn on my own :)
    
    damientrog: I actually programmed in scheme more
    
    truff1es: python just seems so well organized
    
    truff1es: nice presentation
    
    truff1es: and works right away
    
    damientrog: I really appreciate the CS uni education I had
    
    damientrog: we got Scheme, Lisp, Smalltalk, and bitfuck C
    
    Framedragger: cool re: scheme
    
    Framedragger: yeah python really gets the job done for many domains. e.g. it's real good for scientific computing (numpy, plotting, speed support from C implementations of the stuff that matters etc)
    
    Framedragger: nice
    
    truff1es: exactly the stuff that matters in life
    
    truff1es: whyd one need anything else
    
    damientrog: my favorite project was to extend the language that our professor made (Pico)
    
    Framedragger: well i'm veeery slowly getting into haskell. i'm all up for "fuck practical things, let's do category theory in programming!!11!"
    
    damientrog: it's a functional lisp like language with a c-like syntax
    
    damientrog: man you learn a lot then
    
    truff1es: that too, i like practical
    
    damientrog: I plastered my walls with all the code
    
    damientrog: those were the days
    
    Framedragger: i can only imagine. was it interpreted or actually compiled? writing compilers is a whole new level of brainfuck
    
    damientrog: interpreted
    
    Framedragger: though rabbit holes everywhere
    
    damientrog: we had to write compilers too
    
    damientrog: I've got my own language on my name too :)
    
    damientrog: a declarative language
    
    damientrog: pretty proud of that
    
    truff1es: explain
    
    damientrog: well we started a spin-off at university
    
    Framedragger: nice :)
    
    damientrog: the product was an engine that does format translations
    
    damientrog: e.g. from one kind of xml to another or sql
    
    damientrog: so you declare the semantics of you schema
    
    Framedragger: ooh sounds delicious
    
    damientrog: and you declared that in Ω-RIDL
    
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    damientrog: so you actually explain in almost natural languages what the schemas mean
    
    damientrog: and then an engine figures it all out
    
    damientrog: and translates your data to any format it understands
    
    damientrog: I wrote the prototype in Ruby
    
    Framedragger: i've seen some ruby code that attempts to do those kinds of things i think. but if you ended up implementing a parser for such a thing, then truly awesome!
    
    damientrog: that was slow as fuck
    
    Framedragger: hah
    
    damientrog: wrote it in Java afterwards
    
    Framedragger: ugh
    
    Framedragger: :(
    
    damientrog: since it needed to be implemented in a service bus and platform independent
    
    damientrog: and yes wrote a parser
    
    damientrog: in sablecc if I recall correctly
    
    Framedragger: is it a published / open source project / is there a repo?
    
    damientrog: it's not open source
    
    Framedragger: ah ok
    
    damientrog: but patent is public
    
    Framedragger: just wondering :)
    
    damientrog: and there are papers
    
    damientrog: this is my real name
    
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    truff1es: i was just gonna say ure gonna be easy to find heh
    
    damientrog: and it's a unique reference to only 1 person on this earth I think
    
    Framedragger: [envy]
    
    truff1es: (not searching just saying)
    
    damientrog: I know
    
    damientrog: mixed blessing
    
    damientrog: at least my first name is pronouncable in English
    
    damientrog: that matters more than you can imagine
    
    truff1es: haha
    
    Framedragger: "My research is centered around the development of a formalism for ontological commitments." - wait, ontological commitments as in analytic philosophy, or something something formal logic?
    
    damientrog: formal logic
    
    damientrog: but that's from long ago though
    
    truff1es: ure putting philosophy into executeables omg
    
    damientrog: yup
    
    Framedragger: (the word 'ontological' has certain connotations for me.)
    
    Framedragger: kk, i'm just randomly browsing through, have work to do, but bookmarking your page
    
    damientrog: yes it does
    
    truff1es: too advanced for me to read but pretty cool!
    
    Framedragger: truff1es: alan turing :)
    
    damientrog: but I'm not taking all the credit
    
    damientrog: most of that shit I learned from my professor then
    
    truff1es: turning test not that great imo
    
    damientrog: main thing to learn is the difference between syntax and semantics
    
    truff1es: let the robots wait another 50 yrs til im dead umk
    
    Framedragger: alan turing basically invented the concept of modern computer and computation
    
    Framedragger: turing test = shit, i agree though :P
    
    damientrog: but he was gay so we basically made his life hell for it
    
    Framedragger: UK made his life hell for it
    
    Framedragger: yeah
    
    damientrog: yeah just generalizing
    
    Framedragger: poor guy. universal turing machine so awesome, life sucked balls
    
    truff1es: sexuality has no business in educational setting..
    
    damientrog: brilliant minds are rarely appreciated at their currenttime
    
    Framedragger: sexuality has business in life :)
    
    truff1es: if he's the best at it, why should it matter
    
    truff1es: unless he was sexing on the job
    
    damientrog: of course it shouldn't
    
    Framedragger: omg so many layers of OT from #bitcoin-assets
    
    Framedragger: he was arrested for it, etc.
    
    truff1es: buttsex has been discussed in here dont worry
    
    Framedragger: social stigma in UK unavoidable at the time, etc etc
    
    damientrog: unless they start putting penises in the software
    
    dub: ur an Operating Thetan?
    
    damientrog: like I suspected a gay colleague to be doing
    
    damientrog: or maybe it was me
    
    damientrog: or he was screwing with my mind
    
    truff1es: they could put penis in the machines
    
    damientrog: he did UI design
    
    Framedragger: lol thetan as in scientology?
    
    damientrog: I was kind of a team lead
    
    damientrog: and we all went yeah that looks good
    
    damientrog: but then I said, but… it looks like a penis there
    
    damientrog: damn it
    
    truff1es: whoa scientology itc?
    
    damientrog: and then they all saw the penis
    
    Framedragger: haha
    
    damientrog: it's like being told, do you hear that squeeky noise?
    
    damientrog: you never heard it before
    
    damientrog: but since then
    
    damientrog: you won't be able to get it out of your head
    
    truff1es: sure will
    
    damientrog: so he had to redesign a lot
    
    Framedragger: dunno the context, but was probably hilarious + awkward
    
    Framedragger: hah
    
    damientrog: well I found it hilarious
    
    damientrog: I hope he did too
    
    Framedragger: heh yeah you never know, that's the thing
    
    damientrog: well we're still in touch, if I dare to express it like that
    
    damientrog: as in, we still speak
    
    damientrog: online
    
    damientrog: so there's no resentment
    
    truff1es: against the penis machine?
    
    truff1es: im lost
    
    damientrog: agaisnt me letting him redesign UI because I saw a penis in it
    
    truff1es: "An Operating Thetan, then, is one who can handle things without having to use a body of physical means. "
    
    damientrog: and telling him I wanted a UI that made me think of rainbows
    
    truff1es: him being ?
    
    damientrog: a gay guy that worked for my company
    
    damientrog: also quite brilliant guy in UI
    
    truff1es: oh
    
    Framedragger: looks like it could have been nastier :)
    
    damientrog: well he did explain some nasty shit
    
    damientrog: sometimes
    
    damientrog: guess that was my punishment then
    
    damientrog: to hear what he sometimes got up to
    
    truff1es: nerds tend to be gay, he shouldnt have felt the need to design that
    
    truff1es: plenty of penis in the sea
    
    damientrog: yes I have that suspicion as well, in the best research unit of uni 50% was gay
    
    Framedragger: eh, i consider everybody to be on a sexuality continuum, but with very varying positions nonetheless ofc. but yeah no need to bring that stuff to workplace
    
    truff1es: becoming gay from fear of women or lack of women?
    
    Framedragger: or just being gay, cmon
    
    damientrog: I don't mind, it's kind of interesting, but sometimes a bit too much detail
    
    damientrog: spending a week on a gay cruise boat
    
    damientrog: that's all I need to hear
    
    damientrog: I don't need further details
    
    truff1es: haha
    
    truff1es: open work environment, easier ideas flow maybe
    
    damientrog: some of the advice is also hilarious
    
    damientrog: if you ever go to a dark room, whatever you do, don't touch the walls
    
    damientrog: thanks for the advice mate
    
    truff1es: wow
    
    Framedragger: wait why?
    
    Framedragger: or that's the point, wtf?
    
    damientrog: I don't think they clean the walls a lot
    
    damientrog: nuff said
    
    Framedragger: lool
    
    Framedragger: ok
    
    damientrog: okay enough entertainment, gotta do some work
    
    truff1es: nice to know people in the know, u know
    
    Framedragger: likewise
    
    truff1es: yea that was funny
    
    Framedragger: yeah got updated on.. human affairs, can continue work
    
    damientrog: :)
    
    Chaang-Noi: 11,787.70 GH/s  Wink
    
    damientrog: where do I dump my coins to be promised I will get some of that?
    
    mircea_popescu: so wait, they finally get to 12th in may ?
    
    damientrog: my worst fear is being on the toilet when DHL delivers my Avalons
    
    damientrog: and be just too late
    
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    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.299 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 3 @ 0.10474 = 0.3142 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6411 @ 0.00071259 = 4.5684 BTC [+] 
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: data and stuff
    
    BitHub: nice scarface suit
    
    BitHub: not enough data, cant chart it :(
    
    mircea_popescu: hehe. for bitcoinland that's TONS of data.
    
    
    
    BitHub: i want to try running mpex data through sierra charts
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20400 @ 0.00071 = 14.484 BTC [-] 
    
    KRS-1: B=============D~~
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 47 @ 0.10474 = 4.9228 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 14 @ 0.10475 = 1.4665 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.00172 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 7 @ 0.10478 = 0.7335 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 10 @ 0.105 = 1.05 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 5 @ 0.00173 = 0.0087 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 85 @ 0.001749 = 0.1487 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 26 @ 0.428 = 11.128 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 20 @ 0.1064 = 2.128 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15353 @ 0.00071 = 10.9006 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 4000 @ 0.00172499 = 6.9 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.471 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.46610099 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 14 @ 0.4622 = 6.4708 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.461999 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.469 = 0.938 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 2 @ 0.26 = 0.52 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [O.USD.C110T] 1 @ 0.36168194 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [RSM] 2 @ 0.0054 = 0.0108 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [RSM] 1 @ 0.0054 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.3 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 2 @ 0.1064 = 0.2128 BTC [+] 
    
    KRS-1: I'm getting emails from Mt. Cocks from Apr 25 for trades I made...its a little late.
    
    dub: goxxed
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 3 @ 0.1064 = 0.3192 BTC [+] 
    
    KRS-1: mtgox did not create their SSL certificate correctly. If you go to www.mtgox.com you will get a cert error.  They either did not buy a wildcard certificate or create the request using www.
    
    KRS-1: no cause for concern though, the certificate is still okay, you can even remove the www from your URL and the error will go away. In either case your data exchange with them will still be encrypted.
    
    Troic_: asciilife
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 41 @ 0.003623 = 0.1485 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 4 @ 0.01442 = 0.0577 BTC [+] 
    
    MJR_: what up everyone
    
    MJR_: joh3218
    
    dub: make the next password start with a /
    
    dub: (and a lot longer :)
    
    dub: I think pirate and asicminer is a fair comparison really
    
    dub: we know a lot more about pirate
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.3 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.298 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 1 @ 0.014288 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 6 @ 0.0142 = 0.0852 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 9 @ 0.014 = 0.126 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.298 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.00174 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 44 @ 0.001749 = 0.077 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.298 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 35 @ 0.010001 = 0.35 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 3 @ 0.1064 = 0.3192 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 40 @ 0.00301 = 0.1204 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.298 = 2.596 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.3 = 2.6 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.3 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.3 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 1 @ 0.31000003 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 5 @ 1.3 = 6.5 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.299 = 2.598 BTC [-] 
    
    Chaang-Noi: here comes 100 :)
    
    Chaang-Noi: sure hope that finish guy really sends me that fiat...
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.27305 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.27304 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.27303 = 2.5461 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.27302 = 2.546 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.273 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 5 @ 1.269 = 6.345 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 12 @ 1.2681 = 15.2172 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.4601 BTC [-] 
    
    lippoper: ;;next
    
    gribble: target: 127, 130, 136 | updated by OneFixt at May 1 2013, 19:37 UTC ( tips: http://bit.ly/YnxUM4 ) | disclaimer: http://bit.ly/129bYJ6 | this is not investment or trading advice | #bitcoin-analysis | 17 hours, 48 minutes, and 41 seconds ago
    
    lippoper: lol
    
    lippoper: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 111.58999, Best ask: 111.99999, Bid-ask spread: 0.41000, Last trade: 111.99999, 24 hour volume: 205521.58405264, 24 hour low: 104.00000, 24 hour high: 131.00000, 24 hour vwap: 116.42585
    
    error4733: Bears are pretty inventive : Bear are pretty inventive
    
    mircea_popescu: so mtgox getting raided huh.
    
    
    
    ThickAsThieves: raided?
    
    mircea_popescu: yeah.
    
    ThickAsThieves: like as in authorities swooping into HQ?
    
    error4733: check my link
    
    mircea_popescu: yeah.
    
    lippoper: Zimbabwe is broke, so btc is broke
    
    lippoper: nice link
    
    error4733: haha
    
    lippoper: cool story
    
    error4733: is 100% bs
    
    ThickAsThieves: zimbabwae thing is bs
    
    error4733: all
    
    ThickAsThieves: mt gox raided: "This topic has been moved to Trashcan. "
    
    error4733: bear spread FUD :) bull spread BS ! hard time
    
    lippoper: bulls raise prices, bears lower prices ! hard time already
    
    lippoper: who has a positive earning strategy.py file?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.29899 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 18 @ 1.299 = 23.382 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 1 @ 0.1 BTC [-] 
    
    lippoper: (9:27:03 AM) ThickAsThieves: zimbabwae thing is bs
    
    lippoper: (9:28:08 AM) error4733: bear spread FUD :) bull spread BS ! hard time
    
    lippoper: I think error4733 called ThickAsThieves a BS spreading bull
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: everyone check that one out :D
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 19 @ 1.3 = 24.7 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i am so impressed the forum will try and keep a lid on it. srsly now.
    
    
    
    lippoper: LMAO
    
    kakobrekla: wtf
    
    kakobrekla: that is fake
    
    mircea_popescu: orly.
    
    kakobrekla: the ireport thingy
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol
    
    ThickAsThieves: that ireport is a personal blog area
    
    ThickAsThieves: not actually cnn
    
    kakobrekla: ...
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitcoin sachs is the same guy that posted the zimbab thing
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    kakobrekla: didnt know that
    
    ThickAsThieves: that pic is off police looking at a map or something
    
    ThickAsThieves: trying to find gox?
    
    ThickAsThieves: hehe
    
    mircea_popescu: at the lag engine :D
    
    ThickAsThieves: one cop has a frommers in hand or something
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol
    
    lippoper: it's from a movie
    
    lippoper: lol
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.00148 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.0014 BTC [-] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: here's the image on some wordpress post from 2011
    
    
    
    ThickAsThieves: others from 2009
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.4600001 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 10 @ 0.46 = 4.6 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: seems legit.
    
    error4733: i put a warning before "bear are inventive"
    
    error4733: but a fking retard on bitcoin.fr put the zimbab news on front page...
    
    error4733: priceless ! same when a friend post on facebook a onion link on first degre haha
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5189 @ 0.00071259 = 3.6976 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5868 @ 0.00071946 = 4.2218 BTC [+] 
    
    pgp2: fucking lag!
    
    b0n1: omg i think the report thing on can caused the down at the moment
    
    mircea_popescu: hallo.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.00139 BTC [-] 
    
    b0n1: so crazy how easy the market can be influenced
    
    b0n1: ...
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 10 @ 0.0011 = 0.011 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.27012 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 2500 @ 0.00109 = 2.725 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.27011 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 242 @ 0.00108 = 0.2614 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.26209 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 20 @ 0.00108 = 0.0216 BTC [-] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: i dont think those articles influenced much
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.26207 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 227 @ 0.00107 = 0.2429 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.262057 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.262046 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.262011 = 2.524 BTC [-] 
    
    b0n1: what do you think is the reason for the current down?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.262 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 3 @ 1.254 = 3.762 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.253 = 2.506 BTC [-] 
    
    pgp2: brownian motion
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 25 @ 0.010097 = 0.2524 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.252511 BTC [-] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: we are coming down because we went up too fast
    
    ThickAsThieves: again
    
    error4733: definitly not the report but this... : http://blockchained.com/depth_mtgox_15d.png
    
    thestringpuller: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 105.92701, Best ask: 106.00000, Bid-ask spread: 0.07299, Last trade: 106.00000, 24 hour volume: 210750.82541399, 24 hour low: 104.00000, 24 hour high: 130.99990, 24 hour vwap: 116.05280
    
    thestringpuller: nice
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 789 @ 0.010097 = 7.9665 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 189 @ 0.010098 = 1.9085 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 4 @ 0.01023 = 0.0409 BTC [+] 
    
    thestringpuller: actually there is more bad news out there than good
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 18 @ 0.01024 = 0.1843 BTC [+] 
    
    error4733: 99 please, the last one in btc history
    
    thestringpuller: we need more reason to buy bitcoins but everyone is fucking up everywhere lol
    
    b0n1: ;;goxdown
    
    gribble: Error: "goxdown" is not a valid command.
    
    ThickAsThieves: i'm gonna go out on a limb and say 99 wont happen
    
    ThickAsThieves: :/
    
    error4733: order book can't lie :) 90 easy imo
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol
    
    ThickAsThieves: order book IS lies
    
    error4733: shuut, i need cheap coin
    
    Chaang-Noi: so i have a back up wallet, made from satoshi client, now i installed it and i dont see my coins, but they are on the block chain, what do?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.00108 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 124 @ 0.00107 = 0.1327 BTC [-] 
    
    kakobrekla: Chaang-Noi run with -rescan
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 10 @ 0.00105 = 0.0105 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 39 @ 0.00101 = 0.0394 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 26 @ 0.001 = 0.026 BTC [-] 
    
    Chaang-Noi: kako i thought so do so i went to the consol and it wont let me
    
    kakobrekla: ??
    
    mircea_popescu: what's "Wont let me" even mean
    
    pgp2: lol
    
    Chaang-Noi: 21:03:27
    
    Chaang-Noi: 
    
    Chaang-Noi: Method not found (code -32601)
    
    Chaang-Noi: or better yet, how do i "-rescan"
    
    Chaang-Noi: cuz clearly im being dumb
    
    kakobrekla: run bitcoind or -qt
    
    kakobrekla: and pass -rescan as arg
    
    kakobrekla: when you do
    
    Chaang-Noi: -qt
    
    pgp2: I definately think we will test 100 and prolly go through...  not that much coin on the bid...
    
    Chaang-Noi: im in -qt now
    
    kakobrekla: what do you have there windows?
    
    Chaang-Noi: and i typed nothing else but -rescan in consol
    
    kakobrekla: jesus
    
    kakobrekla: close the -qt
    
    kakobrekla: and edit the shortcut you have
    
    kakobrekla: to the -qt
    
    kakobrekla: so it says " -rescan"
    
    kakobrekla: on the end of the filepath
    
    kakobrekla: and run
    
    ThickAsThieves: jesus!
    
    Chaang-Noi: what program should i use to edit it?
    
    Chaang-Noi: yes im very new to linux
    
    kakobrekla: ah your on linux
    
    pgp2: new two week low...
    
    kakobrekla: run it from console then
    
    kakobrekla: /home/user/.bitcoin/
    
    ThickAsThieves: i see people moving up bids from 100 to 103
    
    kakobrekla: or .bitcoin-qt
    
    kakobrekla: its inthere
    
    kakobrekla: then add -rescan on the end
    
    error4733: ;;bids 100.5
    
    gribble: There are currently 7838.7088 bitcoins demanded at or over 100.5 USD, worth 800450.060155 USD in total. | Data vintage: 106.3266 seconds
    
    Chaang-Noi: no such file or directory :/
    
    error4733: any idea why BTC E is more expensive than mtgox ?
    
    mircea_popescu: #Nasdaq says it is investigating potentially erroneous trade in $WST. Looks like 1 went thru at $103.80 40 secs after open v current $65.10.
    
    mircea_popescu: lmao. sucks for nasdaq
    
    kakobrekla: Chaang-Noi
    
    kakobrekla: pm
    
    ThickAsThieves: cuz btc-e people dont wanna sell for less
    
    error4733: 10$ spread 2 days ago
    
    ThickAsThieves: ok cmon bounce!
    
    thestringpuller: Holy shit
    
    thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: when did the mtgox news hit?
    
    pgp2: what news?
    
    
    
    ThickAsThieves: gonna break 100 i guess
    
    ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 99.99990, Best ask: 100.00000, Bid-ask spread: 0.00010, Last trade: 100.00000, 24 hour volume: 224841.25107748, 24 hour low: 100.36000, 24 hour high: 130.85000, 24 hour vwap: 115.23849
    
    ThickAsThieves: yep
    
    pgp2: oh boy
    
    pgp2: look out below!
    
    Scrat: wtf
    
    Scrat: ;;bids 0
    
    gribble: There are currently 27359138 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.0 USD, worth 14657784.8124 USD in total. | Data vintage: 44.1781 seconds
    
    Scrat: where r u bulls
    
    davout: haha this is for real ?
    
    mircea_popescu: i guess we know tomorrow :D
    
    Scrat: ;;ticker --last
    
    gribble: 98.00000
    
    davout: oh god
    
    pgp2: no real resistance until 90
    
    davout: pgp2: hello!
    
    thestringpuller: mtgox is fucked what the fuck do you people expect
    
    thestringpuller: lol mircea_popescu warned us BUT NO ONE LISTENS
    
    Bugpowder: That japanese cop is reading a book about wine
    
    Bugpowder: LOL
    
    ThickAsThieves: or saki
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [O.USD.P098T] 1000 @ 0.3659749 = 365.9749 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: Bugpowder i thought it was a fromthing
    
    davout: oh, the catch is in the "ireport." part
    
    Scrat: By BitCoinSachs  |  Posted 2013-5-1 下午4:22
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [O.USD.P101T] 1000 @ 0.39552257 = 395.5226 BTC
    
    Scrat: this is the catch
    
    thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: http://imgur.com/fjUQX92
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [O.USD.P104T] 716 @ 0.42595915 = 304.9868 BTC
    
    mircea_popescu: heh.
    
    ThickAsThieves: $vwap
    
    mpexbot: ThickAsThieves: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=xqLN3hus
    
    MJR_: FINRA has determined to cancel all trades in security West Pharmaceutical Services, Inc. (WST) at or above $69.59
    
    ThickAsThieves: $avg
    
    mpexbot: ThickAsThieves: 115.30
    
    MJR_: ;)
    
    thestringpuller: Mt. Gox bitcoin exchange may be responsible for the DDoS attacks
    
    thestringpuller: dude this is ridiculous
    
    
    
    pgp2: unbelieveable
    
    ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 96.21000, Best ask: 96.59033, Bid-ask spread: 0.38033, Last trade: 96.21000, 24 hour volume: 230568.96532113, 24 hour low: 97.00000, 24 hour high: 130.85000, 24 hour vwap: 114.82734
    
    pgp2: either it's fake and will be excellent buying oportunity or it's true and BTC will go to 30
    
    pgp2: or less
    
    ThickAsThieves: pgp2 what are you referring to?
    
    mircea_popescu: pgp2 indeed.
    
    Scrat: it can still be fake and go to 30
    
    Scrat: huehue
    
    pgp2: ThickAsTheives; the ireport article
    
    ThickAsThieves: you think this dip is cuz of that?
    
    Scrat: ireport = sea of trolls
    
    Scrat: take it for what it is
    
    mircea_popescu: even the blind bat hits a pole once in a while
    
    pgp2: indeed they do...
    
    mircea_popescu: [Hiring/Intern] Asset Issuer, News Information Manager, Securities Analyst
    
    mircea_popescu: usagi is hireing
    
    ThickAsThieves: paying in silver shares?
    
    ThickAsThieves: paying (already sold) silver shares?
    
    ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 104.00000, Best ask: 104.93269, Bid-ask spread: 0.93269, Last trade: 104.93269, 24 hour volume: 237138.69054080, 24 hour low: 96.21000, 24 hour high: 130.85000, 24 hour vwap: 114.35572
    
    mircea_popescu: well paying may be a little iffy
    
    mircea_popescu: but the hiring part is solid
    
    mircea_popescu: </sarcasm>
    
    MJR_: what is ireport?
    
    mircea_popescu: random "do it yourself" cnn pagwe
    
    MJR_: link to article?
    
    
    
    MJR_: ...
    
    MJR_: am i missing something?
    
    error4733: no
    
    error4733: cashout before tmrw !
    
    MJR_: either the situation is exactly as is now...or it goes up
    
    pgp2: ;;bids 50
    
    gribble: There are currently 127125.24 bitcoins demanded at or over 50.0 USD, worth 8980307.51995 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0060 seconds
    
    pgp2: ;;asks 150
    
    gribble: There are currently 55216.295 bitcoins offered at or under 150.0 USD, worth 7421517.62196 USD in total. | Data vintage: 18.2228 seconds
    
    mircea_popescu: well no.
    
    mircea_popescu: either it's exactly as now, or it goes up, or it goes down
    
    jcpham: http://highscalability.com/blog/2013/5/1/myth-eric-brewer-on-why-banks-are-base-not-acid-availability.html
    
    mircea_popescu: jcpham yup
    
    mircea_popescu: advanced stuff, but basically right.
    
    Scrat: too bad that's talking about ATMs
    
    jcpham: i like to apply concepts
    
    Scrat: banks do have central DBs. and surprise surprise they are not eventually consistent
    
    jcpham: but yes atms are boring
    
    Scrat: why did he take the article down :p
    
    mircea_popescu: Scrat it was more a historical look, which is accurate, and an in principle review, which also is accurate
    
    mircea_popescu: hence why "reconcile" is a term of art in finance.
    
    Scrat: I guess you can call a system like ACH eventually consistent
    
    jcpham: is bitcoin the national currency of zimbabwe for real?
    
    jcpham: i feel megatrolled
    
    pgp2: megatrolled...  yes...
    
    lippoper: That's the new eveil main character from the new Transformers movie
    
    
    
    lippoper: MegaTron vs MegaTroll
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.28 BTC [+] 
    
    MJR_: mircea_popescu: my only point was that whether zimbabwe switches to bitcoin or not, neither outcome in my mind is "bad" news
    
    MJR_: so why would people sell?
    
    ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 94.00000, Best ask: 96.00000, Bid-ask spread: 2.00000, Last trade: 94.00000, 24 hour volume: 247208.59898683, 24 hour low: 96.21000, 24 hour high: 130.60000, 24 hour vwap: 113.40334
    
    MJR_: also, the camwhore is amazing
    
    MJR_: great trader i guess
    
    damientrog: why does cnn whore out its name and reputation like that?
    
    MJR_: cnn is a whorish network
    
    lippoper: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 95.00000, Best ask: 95.18595, Bid-ask spread: 0.18595, Last trade: 95.18595, 24 hour volume: 250934.34771713, 24 hour low: 94.00000, 24 hour high: 130.55000, 24 hour vwap: 113.12523
    
    MJR_: you should see the clip from the boston bombing where wolf blitzer keeps saying "cnn is bringing this to you exclusively"
    
    MJR_: and they were wrong
    
    damientrog: how sick
    
    MJR_: "we are the only ones reporting this!"
    
    lippoper: CNN has managed to be worse than Fox
    
    MJR_: which is hard to do
    
    MJR_: now its all just a bunch of gimmicks
    
    MJR_: look at our touch screen panel
    
    MJR_: fuck that, i like journalism, read al jazeera
    
    damientrog: I don't live in the US, so I sometimes can't even begin to imagine what it's like
    
    damientrog: the news
    
    MJR_: even russia today is better
    
    damientrog: last times I watched tv in states it seemed unreal to me
    
    damientrog: I cannot imagine being constantly in such a blizzard of shit
    
    MJR_: yah
    
    damientrog: no offence :)
    
    MJR_: and now...sometimes i go to a site and they will say "we don't accept customers from your country"
    
    damientrog: we're just a little behind here
    
    MJR_: :( second class citizens
    
    damientrog: you are not allowed to watch this video in your country
    
    ThickAsThieves: 93
    
    MJR_: yeah
    
    mircea_popescu: MJR_ the post is about mtgox tho
    
    MJR_: thank god for ssh tunnels and proxying
    
    MJR_: zimbabwe accepting bitcoins is about mt gox?
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: that is your referwence. click the links.
    
    MJR_: AHA
    
    MJR_: someone gave me the wrong link
    
    MJR_: i knew i was missing something
    
    mircea_popescu: aanyway. fox news actually owned on the viewer cards for the bombing.
    
    mircea_popescu: it's taking over.
    
    ThickAsThieves: 91
    
    MJR_: fox news makes me sad
    
    damientrog: The movie idiocracy seems like a prophecy
    
    lippoper: Want some big ass fries with that?
    
    damientrog: EXTRA big ass friees :)
    
    MJR_: yeah is idiocracy the opposite of meritocracy?
    
    damientrog: the reign of the stupid vs the reign of those who have proven themselves
    
    damientrog: lets check wordnet
    
    mircea_popescu: @nntaleb 1h If someone you never met calls you "arrogant", it means he can't find anything else. Otherwise he would have said "wrong". Heuristic #81
    
    mircea_popescu: gotta love taleb. im keeping this one.
    
    damientrog: bleh meritocracy has no antonym there
    
    mircea_popescu: allow me to interrupt for the gamer chick : http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/136750785890.jpg
    
    damientrog: damn it
    
    damientrog: there goes my last bit of cocnentration I had
    
    mircea_popescu: you had cock netration ?
    
    damientrog: see what you did
    
    error4733: This is bitcoin, i belive he was missing !  high: 130.00      low: 91.11   55s lag
    
    davout: mircea_popescu: nice management book
    
    damientrog: and suddenly it went quieet
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.27 BTC [-] 
    
    tk993: How much disk space would I Need on a virtual machine dedicated to all things bitcoin? 25gb enough?
    
    kakobrekla: should do for a while
    
    Doffx: Depends on what  operating system as well
    
    tk993: Ubuntu
    
    Doffx: windows you want to start at 25
    
    Doffx: That will be pleanty of space then
    
    tk993: Thanks.
    
    mircea_popescu: tk993 the bitcoin blockchain is about 10gb atm and probably grow 10ish gb a year
    
    mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/trilema/2013/mpex-one-year-of-dividends/ << in case anyone missed it last time.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 10 @ 0.00332 = 0.0332 BTC [-] 
    
    imsaguy: "AMC is a business unit of VMC"
    
    imsaguy: great, now who the hell is VMC?
    
    ThickAsThieves: same people
    
    ThickAsThieves: (person)
    
    imsaguy: that's my point
    
    imsaguy: and then we have these people: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=99497.msg2006028#msg2006028
    
    mircea_popescu: imsaguy the usagi method.
    
    mircea_popescu: it worked in the past, neh ?
    
    jcpham: profit is boring 1:1 repayment
    
    ThickAsThieves: that furuknap guy is the same one that thinks I should run TAT.ASICMINER with no mgmt fee
    
    ThickAsThieves: well, he said something like .5% if divs at most
    
    imsaguy: I can see certain instances where someone would expect someone to not take a management fee
    
    ThickAsThieves: of
    
    imsaguy: say when they get a board seat that they normally wouldn't have
    
    mircea_popescu: i don't see any case when anyone should do anything for free.
    
    imsaguy: getting the board seat is the perk, not every payment is in currency
    
    mircea_popescu: anyway, sent the girl on the asicminer dood
    
    imsaguy: you should know that
    
    ThickAsThieves: board seat is arguably valuable, and i have already stated any tangible board seat benefits would be split w shareholders
    
    mircea_popescu: imsaguy maybe like that, tho it's always best to take a clear payment than an unclear one
    
    imsaguy: getting a board seat is pretty clear ;-)
    
    imsaguy: specify in the contract
    
    imsaguy: it isn't rocket science
    
    ThickAsThieves: it is in the contract
    
    mircea_popescu: imsaguy it's value tho, how much btc ?
    
    imsaguy: Not everything has an easily calculated value
    
    imsaguy: for example, calculate the value of girl's life.
    
    ThickAsThieves: surely he could come up with a minimum value
    
    ThickAsThieves: starting at least with what he pays her
    
    ThickAsThieves: to do her job
    
    imsaguy: At the very least, the opportunity for insider trading
    
    mircea_popescu: " Roll out the Red Carpet! You received 1 reply from a celebrity! Amazing! " << this klout thing is retarded.
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol
    
    ThickAsThieves: i played with klout a year or two ago
    
    mircea_popescu: imsaguy so what, not like i'm payhing anyone in girl lives.
    
    ThickAsThieves: total social media meta gaming to get you to social media more
    
    imsaguy: hey deadterra
    
    imsaguy: question for you when you're here
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves yup absolutely.
    
    davout: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 93.11000, Best ask: 94.00000, Bid-ask spread: 0.89000, Last trade: 94.00000, 24 hour volume: 274284.18541062, 24 hour low: 91.11000, 24 hour high: 129.75000, 24 hour vwap: 111.37083
    
    ThickAsThieves: Namworld's gox alarm has been useful this week :)
    
    mircea_popescu: le 90s
    
    ThickAsThieves: for reference http://namcdn.com/btcalarm/
    
    imsaguy: heh
    
    imsaguy: down to $91
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 92.00000, Best ask: 92.50000, Bid-ask spread: 0.50000, Last trade: 92.00000, 24 hour volume: 274284.18541062, 24 hour low: 91.11000, 24 hour high: 129.75000, 24 hour vwap: 111.37083
    
    ThickAsThieves: next stop 85
    
    ThickAsThieves: then maybe more panic and 80
    
    ThickAsThieves: then keep your eye on that mega manipulation floor at 70
    
    ThickAsThieves: if that disappears...
    
    ThickAsThieves: imsaguy, DT is here ^
    
    Chaang-Noi: w00t
    
    imsaguy: ThickAsThieves, the client is
    
    imsaguy: don't know if DT is actively at the computer
    
    ThickAsThieves: could also be a ghost
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 4 @ 1.255 = 5.02 BTC [-] 
    
    imsaguy: https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/554005_150909505084169_1700868551_n.jpg
    
    mjr_1: ;;ud palin
    
    gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sarah%20palin | name='Description' property='og:description'> <meta content='sarah palin' property='og:title'> <meta content='summary' property='twitter:card'> <meta ...
    
    mjr_1: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 96.01000, Best ask: 96.21999, Bid-ask spread: 0.20999, Last trade: 96.01000, 24 hour volume: 274720.80247070, 24 hour low: 91.11000, 24 hour high: 128.00000, 24 hour vwap: 110.65029
    
    mjr_1: ;;later tell pgp just testing
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.279 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.28 = 2.56 BTC [+] 
    
    tk993: Is there a way to view my private PGP key? Is there a reason to or is it just stored somewhere on the computer... mainly I want to make sure I exported my public key properly.
    
    davout: gpg -a --export-secret-key
    
    tk993: Thanks.
    
    mircea_popescu: make sure however
    
    mircea_popescu: you don't compromise it.
    
    tk993: Header is private key block. for the other it is public key block? Are they different structures or how does it know? Or does it just know? Say for example I sent my public key and kept the headers of the private key... does that not matter because all the information is in the string of characters?
    
    mircea_popescu: you could reverse them if you wanted
    
    davout: gpg -a --export-secret-key | curl -X POST https://paymium.com/   <-- encrypts your key even more securely
    
    mircea_popescu: scam.
    
    mjr_1: lol
    
    mjr_1: whats up davout
    
    mircea_popescu: http://www.foxbusiness.com/industries/2013/05/02/ing-us-kicks-off-2nd-biggest-ipo-13-in-red/?cmpid=cmty_twitter_fb
    
    mircea_popescu: they should have used mpex.
    
    davout: mjr_1: nothing much, chilling, having a brew, getting haxxed
    
    mircea_popescu: in the butt
    
    davout: using mpex in the butt, i wouldn't recommend it to friends
    
    mircea_popescu: nono, you getting hacked in the butt
    
    mjr_1: i don't recommend it
    
    davout: yep, and likewise i wouldn't recommend it to friends
    
    mjr_1: would you allow a non-bitcoin based business to ipo on mpex?
    
    pgp2: ?
    
    mjr_1: obviously they would raise bitcoins, but could convert to dollars
    
    mircea_popescu: mjr_1 i think ing is in a position to ask me to make any exception it wants.
    
    mjr_1: hehehe
    
    mjr_1: voya, right?
    
    mircea_popescu: voyacoin
    
    mircea_popescu: o also davout ? http://polimedia.us/trilema/2013/internet-story/
    
    mircea_popescu: suffer.
    
    deadweasel: Use existing demo practice patients to demonstrate Canadian content/results  (TBD...Matt to decide if we want to add a Canadian patient)
    
    deadweasel: Add logic to display Canadian content based on the URL
    
    deadweasel: if demo.vetconnectplus.com display US-English content
    
    deadweasel: US footer, phone numbers, email addresses, numeric codes in the patient list, etc
    
    deadweasel: if demo.vetconnectplus.ca display CA-English content
    
    mircea_popescu: lol hi mr mischan
    
    deadweasel: god damn docking station
    
    deadweasel: sorryh folkds
    
    deadweasel: docking station switches my mouse buttons
    
    mircea_popescu: in the butt ?
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: moar news.
    
    pgp2: ridiculous story
    
    mircea_popescu: no, because bitcoin.
    
    b0n1: hello
    
    mircea_popescu: hi
    
    Framedragger: lol re: story, more media exposure for bitcoin i guess
    
    Framedragger: it is acknowledgement in a sense
    
    davout: mircea_popescu: nice tits!
    
    mircea_popescu: kinda small
    
    davout: mircea_popescu: is that what she said?
    
    mircea_popescu: hehe nah
    
    mircea_popescu: speaking of which, when are you back online ?
    
    mircea_popescu: hackers are getting bored.
    
    davout: haha fuck off
    
    mircea_popescu: there's like... new ruby 0days and whatnot, nowhere to use them
    
    davout: well, coinbase
    
    davout: bitfinex
    
    davout: take your pîck
    
    mircea_popescu: coinbase still egzists ?!
    
    davout: we're trying to get xavier niel to make us some colocated space in his not-yet-opened atomic-bunker data center
    
    mircea_popescu: better yet, give him shares
    
    mircea_popescu: a wait, you're not listed. nm.
    
    davout: he's already in line to chip in for our next round :)
    
    mjr_1: so CNN iReport seems to be as accurate as CNN
    
    mircea_popescu: a that's a good idea then
    
    davout: probably the shortest successful investor pitch ever made
    
    imsaguy: oh hey
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: 2mn ?! wow.
    
    imsaguy: it seems AM is finally hitting their original target hashrate
    
    imsaguy: only 2 months late
    
    imsaguy: now they can hit their next goal of triple the original
    
    imsaguy: ::eyeroll:
    
    mircea_popescu: imsaguy when was it originally supposed to be 12th, march ?
    
    ardeay: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 101.09942, Best ask: 102.40143, Bid-ask spread: 1.30201, Last trade: 103.15638, 24 hour volume: 286019.66613392, 24 hour low: 91.11000, 24 hour high: 127.00987, 24 hour vwap: 109.79778
    
    imsaguy: mircea_popescu, to be honest, I don't remember the exact date at this point
    
    mircea_popescu: me either
    
    imsaguy: mircea_popescu, I'm surprised your girl passed on this one: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=99497.msg2006541#msg2006541
    
    mircea_popescu: fucking hell with these people, everyone thinks it's funny to keep changing specs promises etc
    
    
    
    imsaguy: mircea_popescu: there are no means to enforcing
    
    imsaguy: well, there are
    
    imsaguy: but nobody has taken it upon themselves to try
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;google gpg contracts
    
    gribble: GPG contracts pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://polimedia.us/trilema/2012/gpg-contracts/>; GPG/PGP Basics - A.P. Lawrence SCO Unix Consultant: <http://aplawrence.com/Basics/gpg.html>; [Announce] GnuPG 1.4.13 released - GnuPG and GNUTLS Mailing List ...: <http://lists.gnupg.org/pipermail/gnupg-announce/2012q4/000319.html>
    
    mjr_1: 4 and a half years for insider trading \
    
    imsaguy: mircea_popescu: your latest link was for a quote from a different user
    
    imsaguy: earlier in the thread than the one I linked to
    
    imsaguy: oh well
    
    mircea_popescu: uya well apparently even her can't keep uo with the idiocy
    
    imsaguy: I'm done trolling it
    
    mjr_1: lol he made 72 million, got fined 4 million
    
    imsaguy: its like goign into a church and trying to have a conversation
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.279 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: "I'm truly glad you focus on red herrings, so why don't we make this discussion about accounting instead, then?"
    
    mircea_popescu: red herring don't you know.
    
    imsaguy: mjr_1: he also paid 4.5 years of his life
    
    mircea_popescu: i tell you education is fucking perverse.
    
    mircea_popescu: they keep teaching the peasants how to write, end result is the fucking internet.
    
    imsaguy: is 4.5 years of your life worth 68M?
    
    mircea_popescu: education should be either all the way or not at all. enough of this "literate but still clueless" bs.
    
    truff1es: yes
    
    mjr_1: lol, and depends on "to who"
    
    truff1es: a human lives to 100 approx these days
    
    mircea_popescu: imsaguy mpoe only took 1.5 and is like 100 or w/e
    
    mjr_1: to me...i think i would go to jail for 4.5 years for 68 million, maybe
    
    imsaguy: mircea_popescu: simple but he has a point: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=99497.msg2006958#msg2006958
    
    davout: 4.5 of surprise butsecks? not even for 21M BTC
    
    mircea_popescu: why are you such a faghater.
    
    mircea_popescu: isn't that illegal in teh republique ?
    
    pgp2: lol
    
    davout: lol no
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 16 @ 0.1064 = 1.7024 BTC [+] 
    
    imsaguy: mircea_popescu: since when do you have to be fag to enjoy butsecks?
    
    mircea_popescu: true
    
    truff1es: lol
    
    imsaguy: because I know a bunch of girl fags
    
    jborkl: poofter
    
    davout: #bitcoin-anal is the place
    
    mircea_popescu: imsaguy true that. i enjoy butt seks all the time, in the butt wrapped around my hard cock sense of the term
    
    truff1es: <davout> 4.5 of surprise butsecks? not even for 21M BTC>>> its just a penis
    
    imsaguy: truff1es, is it?
    
    
    
    ThickAsThieves: $3700!
    
    mircea_popescu: kinda yest news
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 101.97671, Best ask: 102.85000, Bid-ask spread: 0.87329, Last trade: 102.85000, 24 hour volume: 287472.57675907, 24 hour low: 91.11000, 24 hour high: 126.90000, 24 hour vwap: 109.62469
    
    ThickAsThieves: they wanted to add bitcoin mining as a feature?
    
    ThickAsThieves: sure
    
    mircea_popescu: the amount of lieing about that shit is astounding.
    
    ThickAsThieves: sounds more like, oh we kinda got caught, so lets kinda admit it
    
    ThickAsThieves: maybe theyll also cure cancer
    
    ThickAsThieves: saints
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: there.
    
    mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves first it was just a day, then a week, then a tester w/o authorisation etc
    
    jcpham: unauthorized getworks!
    
    jcpham: cause you know they weren't using stratum
    
    imsaguy: mircea_popescu: I give it a 5 on a 10 scale
    
    mircea_popescu: pff
    
    mircea_popescu: show me you doing better
    
    imsaguy: she repeats too much
    
    imsaguy: its like listening to an american pop song
    
    mircea_popescu: because she is talking to idiots.
    
    mircea_popescu: EXACTLY
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.2795 BTC [+] 
    
    truff1es: nothing gets the point across more than calling somone an idiot
    
    imsaguy: whatever, idiot
    
    truff1es: ..
    
    mircea_popescu: nou
    
    mircea_popescu: anyone know exactly how keypoolrefill works ?
    
    imsaguy: you have a pool of pregenerated, but nto displayed addresses maintained by bitcoind
    
    mircea_popescu: yes but i mean cryptographically.
    
    mircea_popescu: is there a limit to the size of the pool that you can refill safely ?
    
    imsaguy: psh
    
    imsaguy: some people keep pools of thousands
    
    mircea_popescu: how exactly does it use the entropy or wtf does it do ?
    
    imsaguy: ask in -dev?
    
    imsaguy: or were you banned there too?
    
    davout: it pregenerates the addies, so it eats entropy when you refill the pool
    
    mircea_popescu: banned ?
    
    davout: imsaguy: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: im notp banned anywhere wtf.
    
    mircea_popescu: davout what's the largest pool you ever refilled ?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3482 @ 0.00071946 = 2.5052 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 418 @ 0.00072562 = 0.3033 BTC [+] 
    
    davout: i usually have a 10k pool
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 21 @ 0.1064 = 2.2344 BTC [+] 
    
    davout: on user-facing services
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 1 @ 0.107395 BTC [+] 
    
    davout: s/have/had/
    
    mircea_popescu: did you run strength analysis on the keys or any soprt of cryptographic validation ?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 4 @ 0.107397 = 0.4296 BTC [+] 
    
    davout: no
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 3 @ 0.108999 = 0.327 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 2 @ 0.109 = 0.218 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: my main concern is that the code is probably shit and we'll end up with weak keys towards the end
    
    mircea_popescu: fuck, "the end" may be anything over 6
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 50 @ 0.109 = 5.45 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 8 @ 0.109996 = 0.88 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 22 @ 0.109997 = 2.4199 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 139 @ 0.109998 = 15.2897 BTC [+] 
    
    davout: well, i don't know the code very well, but i think the address generation part probably relies on openssl
    
    davout: which should behave fine
    
    kakobrekla: i think that is correct
    
    mircea_popescu: o, it's openssl ?
    
    mircea_popescu: blessfully iirc that has no secret OPENSSL_CONFIG files needed.
    
    mircea_popescu: otherwise we'd be in deep shit huh.
    
    imsaguy: parts are based on openssl
    
    imsaguy: but if you try to plug it into openssl, they fail
    
    davout: if we don't have a proper spec by 1.0 i'm out :-)
    
    davout: i'll switch to SpecCoin
    
    mircea_popescu: davout there's no dispute that the neckbeard collective is going away.
    
    Scrat: davout: it does, it never blocks and it is also seeded from /dev/urandom (which never blocks too)
    
    mircea_popescu: so i wouldn't be too worried about that part.
    
    kakobrekla: there isnt?
    
    davout: a specification ?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.26 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: meh i guess i have to have this part read.
    
    davout: that would allow one to build a fully validating implementation ? nope
    
    davout: because "it's complicated"
    
    davout: because "oh, but some of openssl's bugs are now relied upon as features"
    
    mircea_popescu: pssshh
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.2795 BTC [+] 
    
    Framedragger: re: /dev/urandom: see http://stackoverflow.com/questions/3690273/did-i-understand-dev-urandom though
    
    imsaguy: FEATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    mod6: lol
    
    Framedragger: (first answ)
    
    Framedragger: it's probably fine though..
    
    Framedragger: might make sense to be curling some very long gutenberg ebook txt while generating though heh
    
    Scrat: /dev/urandom uses sha1, if someone can preimage sha1 at will you're in deep doodoo
    
    Scrat: sort of like the people who made gambling machines who used the mersenne twister
    
    imsaguy: whenever my entropy pool is empty, I just pipe in 0
    
    Scrat: which*
    
    imsaguy: its just as good
    
    mircea_popescu: hm
    
    Framedragger: lolz re: 0 :)
    
    imsaguy: nobody would ever suspect 0 as a RNG seed.
    
    mircea_popescu: i bet your passphrase is G0d
    
    imsaguy: nope
    
    Scrat: preimages are hard. even on md5
    
    imsaguy: 42
    
    Framedragger: Scrat might be an interesting exercise heh, though yeah realistically, it's really fine
    
    Framedragger: probably
    
    Scrat: collisions are quadratically easier but useless for predicting future prng output
    
    Scrat: IANAC (iana cryptographer)
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 10 @ 0.014 = 0.14 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 7 @ 0.1066 = 0.7462 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12045 @ 0.00071572 = 8.6208 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9755 @ 0.00071057 = 6.9316 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 15 @ 0.01023 = 0.1535 BTC [-] 
    
    mjr_1: i was just discussing password length vs stupid @ symbol instead of a schemes
    
    mjr_1: making passwords too difficult means i leave sticky note
    
    mjr_1: 2FA or 12+ characters is better
    
    truff1es: i memorize 12+ :)
    
    truff1es: but still prob easy to hack if it is all lowercase right
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 3 @ 0.26 = 0.78 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 1 @ 0.31189999 BTC [+] 
    
    damientrog: after a shitty day friedcat made it all good by providing me with the tracking nr for my asicminer order
    
    damientrog: now I want to make someone else's day shitty by gloating, and it's all good
    
    truff1es: the day started off strong with laughter though
    
    damientrog: yes yes
    
    damientrog: but I still need to deliver some hardcore bugfixes
    
    truff1es: well im almost immune from being jelly so go on
    
    damientrog: clients up my ass
    
    truff1es: then deliver on what client needs ldo
    
    damientrog: I know it's not really a fantastic investment in terms of ROI, more a piece of bitcoin history
    
    truff1es: sure seems like the nerdy/geeky thing to do if u have the funds
    
    damientrog: or a worthless piece of shit in a couple of months
    
    damientrog: but it brings joy to a nerd indeed
    
    truff1es: im sure u could rework it into something worthwhile
    
    mircea_popescu: so good for you.
    
    damientrog: thanks MP
    
    truff1es: like all of those how to make your internet faster tutorials heh
    
    damientrog: that joy will switch to fear and panic trying get the thing working
    
    damientrog: then regret
    
    truff1es: no manual?
    
    damientrog: and then back to baseline
    
    damientrog: sure, but it doesn't look like it will be like a usb stick you plug in
    
    truff1es: lol
    
    damientrog: I'll need to mutilate a PSU to power it up
    
    damientrog: I prefer software, you can always undo your fuckups
    
    truff1es: u will have an expensive toy
    
    damientrog: work hard, play hard :)
    
    damientrog: but I'm gonna take a rest see you guys laters
    
    truff1es: ok enjoy
    
    damientrog: thx
    
    taub: pop pop
    
    taub: ;;goxlag
    
    gribble: MtGox lag is 10.6201 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0212825614914 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin ten times between Earth and Moon (0.0257 AU).
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 239 @ 0.1 = 23.9 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 250 @ 0.1 = 25 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 6 @ 0.105001 = 0.63 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 10 @ 0.105 = 1.05 BTC [-] 
    
    pgp2: ok...  so I've been examing the the gox depth messages...  I just watched some guy add and remove thousands of .01 BTC quotes from $1 to $3 in $0.001 price increments, creating a shitload of lag doing it - fucking bullshit - why can't gox police their own fucking exchange!
    
    inhies: because thats life
    
    inhies: and thats how exchanges work
    
    inhies: they dont need to police it
    
    inhies: they need to be able to handle the load
    
    Framedragger: yeah this is so fucking insane. it doesn't sound like blocking / restricting mircotrading is even difficult. wtf
    
    Framedragger: any kid can basically manipulate market now
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [O.USD.C245T] 20 @ 0.05099501 = 1.0199 BTC
    
    guruvan: they should charge for that kind of thing - plenty of real world exchanges do charge for cancellation of unfilled ordres
    
    Framedragger: it's probably writtinen in rails all over the place, it could prob be 100 times as efficient :(
    
    Framedragger: also: multiple exchanges / for different kinds of tradings - gox could block micro trades, others would fill the market. supply and demand, bitch
    
    pgp2: yep - ECN's charge for excessive messaging
    
    guruvan: gox should learn from them
    
    Framedragger: the issue prob is that gox admins do not come from that kind of background..
    
    Framedragger: sucks
    
    Framedragger: and affects trading big time, grr
    
    mircea_popescu: heh.
    
    guruvan: no shit they don't - almost no one in bitcoin has come from anything other than a geek background
    
    mircea_popescu: guruvan actually most everyone from finance is here.
    
    mircea_popescu: i think geeks may be a minority on this chan
    
    Scrat: im just a css kid
    
    Framedragger: maybe that's why i started lurking here lol
    
    Framedragger: (i'm just a geek kid too)
    
    truff1es: forever alone
    
    guruvan: oh yes - in this channel there might be a difference - lol hang out in any of the other ones ;)
    
    guruvan: -assets doesn't lose it when BTC/"USD takes a shit - the freakout in other channels shows the truth
    
    jcpham: freak outZ!
    
    Framedragger: part of the freakout is obvs sarcastic / intended, but yeah still
    
    truff1es: guruvan more circle jerking goes on itc than elsewhere too
    
    guruvan: yeah - thank god for that - I had to leave other chans because I'm too "offtopic"
    
    mircea_popescu: FREaK!!!
    
    mircea_popescu: out with your tits out
    
    mod6: heheh
    
    mircea_popescu: o look, mod6 is alive
    
    mod6: :]
    
    mod6: was kinda sick earlier this week :/
    
    mircea_popescu: wb
    
    mod6: thx.
    
    mod6: omg and it /snowed/ again here yesterday, like wtf!?  shit is getting old!
    
    jcpham: mod6 god hates you
    
    guruvan: fuck snow
    
    mod6: haha jcpham
    
    jcpham: he shits frozen water on you
    
    mjr_1: I want an army like this .... http://www.asctec.de/uav-applications/research/applications/applications-2/swarming/
    
    guruvan: hopefully you don't measure your typical snowfall in FEET like we do here mod6  (or meters)
    
    lippoper: 1.6k sell wall at 104
    
    mod6: oh and jcpham, i did get an email about the other 1/2 of my coinabul order shipping yesterday.
    
    mod6: So... apparently that's happening.  Will give another update after I receive.
    
    jcpham: nothing here
    
    jcpham: 14 ounces
    
    jcpham: no contact
    
    jcpham: coingenuity gonna get bitchslapped
    
    jcpham: :)
    
    mod6: guruvan: well, typically we get a range. its not like mountain snowfall though.  sometimes 1-2" sometimes 8-12"...
    
    guruvan: I don't think I'd buy from them after the troubles I've seen
    
    jcpham: guruvan u may be right
    
    jcpham: i've seen and seen and seen too
    
    guruvan: thank god for that mod6  - here I usually see 2-3 ft each snowfall
    
    truff1es: mjr_1 is that some kind of seduction ?
    
    guruvan: jcpham: not to mention that if he can't fill the order refunds come in fiat, not in the original paid BTC price
    
    mod6: jcpham: ahh, hmm. i placed my orders on the 9th.. my slv one got here pretty quick. but the gld order took until yesterday to ship apparently.
    
    mod6: not sure if the recent physical gld buying frenzy played a roll in that, or if it was the btc bubble pop that played a roll there. but 60 days i guess is my max limit.
    
    jcpham: i placed my order around $250/ per btc
    
    mod6: s/roll/role/
    
    jcpham: which was some time ago
    
    guruvan: hmm. yeah - I think I'll buy elsewhere
    
    guruvan: when it's back to $25 a coin
    
    guruvan: $250
    
    mod6: My silver order was /pretty/ though.
    
    mod6: So I was pretty happy with that.
    
    mod6: I usually just pay cash at a local place around here, but when it was @ $260/btc ea. I thought, wth, give these guys a shot and see what happens.
    
    guruvan: the BTC makes it so easy to want to do it that way - but. ...I know I certainly offer refunds to people in the currency they paid me (in the same amount as was paid)
    
    mod6: Yeah, if I pay in BTC, I demand to be paid back in BTC.
    
    mircea_popescu: The "encrypt wallet" feature in wxBitcoin and bitcoind 0.4.x before 0.4.1, and 0.5.0rc, does not properly interact with the deletion functionality of BSDDB, which allows context-dependent attackers to obtain unencrypted private keys from Bitcoin wallet files by bypassing the BSDDB interface and reading entries that are marked for deletion.
    
    mircea_popescu: lmao
    
    mod6: whoops lol
    
    mircea_popescu: Unspecified vulnerability in bitcoind and Bitcoin-Qt before 0.4.7rc3, 0.5.x before 0.5.6rc3, 0.6.0.x before 0.6.0.9rc1, and 0.6.x before 0.6.3rc1 allows remote attackers to cause a denial of service (process hang) via unknown behavior on a Bitcoin network.
    
    mircea_popescu: http://www.cvedetails.com/vulnerability-list/vendor_id-12094/product_id-22744/year-2012/Bitcoin-Bitcoind.html
    
    mircea_popescu: pretty funnystuff
    
    guruvan: mod6:  IIRC he'll refund in BTC, after converting to the now current exchange rate. :P
    
    mircea_popescu: The alert functionality in bitcoind and Bitcoin-Qt before 0.7.0 supports different character representations of the same signature data, but relies on a hash of this signature, which allows remote attackers to cause a denial of service (resource consumption) via a valid modified signature for a circulating alert.
    
    mircea_popescu: ahahaha
    
    mod6: guruvan: yeah, I'm ok will refunds minus the fees, but not after a conversion to some fiat.
    
    mod6: I'd probably negrate for stuff like that.
    
    mircea_popescu: things one finds reading noob bashing :
    
    mircea_popescu: for x in $(eval echo {1..10000})
    
    mod6: It's like, hey, if I place an order, and something fucks up: i.e. can't get delivery, order is cancelled, I'd expect full refund of BTC, perhaps minus small fee.
    
    mircea_popescu: you may be surprised.
    
    mod6: But I value BTC pretty much higher than most other things that I could purchase with it, which is why I don't spend much of it.
    
    mod6: well, aside from the trust level.
    
    mod6: that's always an issue -- too many fucking scammarz.
    
    mod6: but if i want to pay 2.3 magical swords for your warez, and you can't deliver, I expect to get my 2.3 magical swords back.
    
    Framedragger: haha for echo.. sounds like a php kiddie trying to do bash scripting or sth
    
    Framedragger: bitcoin CVEs yeah, it's funny when folks claim there've been no vulnerabilities
    
    mod6: I've been crazy busy though trying to keep up with work and btc-land stuff.  I made few line changes to the vwap & depth perl scripts for bitotter last-night.  And I've been testing some changes to the trade script (bitotter.pl) for about 2 weeks, just making sure all works good before the next checkin with that.
    
    mod6: As far as the android app, I've been working on the encryption stuff, which has been going ok -- did a bunch of code clean out etc.
    
    mod6: smickles & thestringpuller signed up to help but they're too busy or w/e so I think I'm just back to on-my-own on that one.
    
    mod6: I'm pretty excited because I think I finally am getting some sound changes in there for the encryption piece.
    
    mod6: I looked through the APG and that thing is pretty awesome.  But too bad it just can't do what we need for now.  It'd be great if another droid app could just call enc() or dec(), shovel it some data and a key id and get back what you need, but it doesn't do that kidna thing yet.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.29994 BTC [+] 
    
    mod6: So I'm on the roll-your-own type deal for now.  Still fun to work on though when I have time.
    
    mod6: Contracts that I'm doing now are pretty much teh sux.
    
    ThickAsThieves: TAT.ASICMINER is now live! https://bitfunder.com/asset/TAT.ASICMINER
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.29995 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: wd
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.3 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.308 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.3089 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 1.92 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 3 @ 0.1066 = 0.3198 BTC [+] 
    
    dub: ThickAsThieves: still buying AM?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 20 @ 0.1099 = 2.198 BTC [+] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: dub, depends how the next few days ago
    
    ThickAsThieves: i bought a lot
    
    ThickAsThieves: and lined up more
    
    ThickAsThieves: but if things go well
    
    mod6: mircea_popescu: that girl making .9 BTC was awesome btw lol
    
    ThickAsThieves: i will def be looking for more offmarket sellers
    
    mod6: o and also, many lulz I had reading that one guy from finlands "open diary" or whatever the hell it is..
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 89 @ 0.1099 = 9.7811 BTC [+] 
    
    jcpham: mod6 he's serious
    
    jcpham: he deleted all of my comments that were troll-worthy
    
    jcpham: he means business about his supernode
    
    mod6: HAHA
    
    jcpham: so now after re-reading that thread
    
    jcpham: i think i understand nothing of finnish culture
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 15 @ 0.4804 = 7.206 BTC [+] 
    
    jcpham: language/ideas/whatever
    
    mod6: that guy looks like Moby
    
    mircea_popescu: mod6 yeah srsly. awesome chick
    
    mircea_popescu: jcpham i agree. the finns are pretty badass.
    
    jcpham: now that i realize he is serious i feel confused about my own ideas
    
    jcpham: his thread makes me feel like less of a man
    
    mircea_popescu: aghaha what
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: water based engine
    
    ThickAsThieves: they look kinda like horsies wagging their tails
    
    mircea_popescu: uyou got it
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 4 @ 0.1099 = 0.4396 BTC [+] 
    
    mircea_popescu: @CharlieShrem 55m WOW! 2.5% of ALL #Reddit #Gold was purchased via #Bitcoin Good work #Coinbase
    
    mircea_popescu: um... 2.5% ? srsly ?
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    Ukto: New feature added to bitfunder assets. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=130117.msg2008531#msg2008531
    
    mircea_popescu: can;t hurt.
    
    Ukto: It was mostly done months ago.
    
    Ukto: took 20 min to make it usable
    
    jamborambo: so, how low do you think BTC will go this weekend?
    
    Ukto: still have to enable the sorting, and categories
    
    mircea_popescu: 90s
    
    Ukto: $1's for a week I hope. ;) but not likely
    
    jamborambo: i'm sort of thinking $60's. no?
    
    mircea_popescu: i don't think so.
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: asks on the rise
    
    pgp2: if it breaks ninety, we could see low 80's, but i think 90 will hold...  for now
    
    jamborambo: cool, where can you get those depth charts. are they free?
    
    pgp2: that is a great chart, btw - I look at it all the time
    
    kakobrekla: theres a bunch of charts on differenet sites
    
    
    
    pgp2: orkaa has some nice ones
    
    mircea_popescu: lol supernode
    
    kakobrekla: moby lol
    
    mircea_popescu: this is totally wagner v2.0
    
    mod6: haha he looks insane with that silver suit on
    
    mircea_popescu: all he needs to do is come out as gay. kinda hoping he will for great drama.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 10 @ 0.0135 = 0.135 BTC [-] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: maybe i should open a fractional supernode asset
    
    ThickAsThieves: for the peasants
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 250 @ 0.1 = 25 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: fractional supercock
    
    mod6: haha
    
    mod6: oh and moby apparently gave justin bieber a Casascius coin!?
    
    mod6: why in the world would you give a fuckwit like JB any satoshi at all?
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: hiw about that
    
    kakobrekla: saw dat
    
    mircea_popescu: pretty cool
    
    kakobrekla: yup
    
    kakobrekla: i thought the bastards will hide up
    
    pgp2: here come another slew of thousands of .01 bids < $3....
    
    pgp2: ridiculously manipulative...
    
    pgp2: can't they just shut this guy off...
    
    kakobrekla: ;;goxlag
    
    gribble: MtGox lag is 73.186028 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.14666398068 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin ten times between Jupiter and Callisto (0.12567 AU).
    
    Framedragger: lol
    
    kakobrekla: o it works
    
    pgp2: I have a pretty good idea of how this scam works on gox...
    
    pgp2: it starts with the price about to break out one way or the other
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] [PAID] 1,795.55981375 BTC to 50`000`000 shares, 3591 satoshi per share
    
    jborkl: yeah!
    
    pgp2: the perp gets into the trend with large market order, with a limit order further out to reverse.
    
    pgp2: then stacks the book at the bottom to create lag, giving the impression that hugh market buy orders are coming in...
    
    pgp2: others jump on the band wagon only to execute against his sell order
    
    mircea_popescu: o hey nice, s.dice
    
    Framedragger: has anybody tried this kind of thing on gox? it sounds really doable
    
    pgp2: well it's certainly doable, but unethical
    
    Framedragger: one could write up a PoC and send it over to gox saying, 'look you are shit, disable this kind of activity like that: a, b, c"
    
    Framedragger: definitely
    
    mircea_popescu: pgp2 let others fucking learn already to give up mommentum trading.
    
    mircea_popescu: every fuckwit on the intenret is a daytrader nao
    
    mircea_popescu: how ?
    
    mircea_popescu: "o its ezzy man just follow eveeryone else"
    
    kakobrekla: hey, if camwhores can do it i can too!
    
    mod6: haha
    
    pgp2: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    davout: kakobrekla are your tits bigger?
    
    mircea_popescu: this should be his stage name
    
    mircea_popescu: Bits Tigger
    
    davout: word
    
    pgp2: excellent porn name
    
    pgp2: has a certain...  ring to it...
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.25 BTC [-] 
    
    mircea_popescu: @danielleneftin 30 Apr At a BITCOIN millionaires house. Charlie shows me his new BITCOIN-vodka company which happens to be... http://instagram.com/p/Yu79a7Mtq2/
    
    pgp2: ATM will be DOA - no market for this yet...
    
    mircea_popescu: the chick is a Vice intern :D
    
    mircea_popescu: pgp2 there'd be a huge market, but it's not something random bloke with fiddy bux can touch
    
    pgp2: agreed - but this solution is too ambitious
    
    mircea_popescu: yeah.
    
    mircea_popescu: agreed.
    
    mircea_popescu: o btw, did you see http://polimedia.us/trilema/2013/mpex-one-year-of-dividends/ ?
    
    pgp2: much easier for wallet company to team up with a bank to allow one way conversion of bitcoin to cash.
    
    pgp2: with existing ATM around the world
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: exactly.
    
    mircea_popescu: problem is, bitcoin entrepreneur is a geek. doth not want to go out there and get a deal closed
    
    mircea_popescu: wants to lock up in basement and write moar code nobody reads.
    
    kakobrekla: hey im in 2nd floor
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    kakobrekla: cant go higer really
    
    kakobrekla: if i want a roof
    
    mircea_popescu: rates are overroofed. sky's the limit babeh
    
    
    
    pgp2: the implementation is is too damn complicated - will only appeal to other geeks
    
    Framedragger: um tbh one shouldn't link to cnn's ireport as a credible news source
    
    optimator: mircea_popescu: i think you're projecting... basement... lock up....
    
    Framedragger: imho
    
    mircea_popescu: now that can also be true
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 2 @ 0.1099 = 0.2198 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8750 @ 0.00072562 = 6.3492 BTC [+] 
    
    optimator: thanks for the link to your architecture post - cool stuff
    
    mircea_popescu: aha ?
    
    mircea_popescu: did the girl link you to something ?
    
    optimator: well mpoe-pr - http://polimedia.us/trilema/2013/mpex-tech-stuff/
    
    mircea_popescu: ah ok.
    
    mircea_popescu: well... my pleasure then :)
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 1.8801 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.00172 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 50 @ 0.1099 = 5.495 BTC [+] 
    
    jurov: !ticker btct bitvps
    
    assbot: [BTCT:BITVPS] 1D: 0.001 / 0.00111 / 0.001749 (3539 shares, 3.9 BTC),  7D: 0.00072 / 0.00113 / 0.001887 (3858 shares, 4.4 BTC), 30D: 0.0002 / 0.00113 / 0.00479 (12199 shares, 13.8 BTC) 
    
    jurov: ;;calc 1000000*0.001749
    
    gribble: 1749
    
    jurov: meh. and no dividends
    
    jurov: Marketing Strategy
    
    jurov: We are featured on multiple renown services, such as Slush's Pool and clarkmoody.
    
    jurov: Our main selling channel is by word of mouth from happy clients and bitcoin
    
    jurov: websites listing services accepting Bitcoins.
    
    jurov: It's not just you! http://bitvps.com looks down from here.
    
    jurov: RIP bitvps
    
    kakobrekla: but but happy customers
    
    mircea_popescu: grubles was saying they're making decent dough earlier
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 4 @ 0.233 = 0.932 BTC [-] 
    
    Namworld: We're in the red currently...
    
    mircea_popescu: i was suspecting something like that.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.23 BTC [-] 
    
    thestringpuller: so is theymos doing an AMA old news yet?
    
    mircea_popescu: jurov hardly means "not at all" you know
    
    thestringpuller: mircea_popescu you should go troll mr. themyos
    
    Namworld: We technically turn a profit, but we bought servers to colocate. So we're in the red until all expenses are paid off.
    
    mircea_popescu: thestringpuller lol. im sure there's gonna be plenty of people doing it
    
    thestringpuller: No man you should see what he's saying.
    
    thestringpuller: tl;dr "I'm a "bitcoin god" ama."
    
    mircea_popescu: what another one ?
    
    mircea_popescu: bitcoin is like the late roman empire, every time some dood farts there's a new god
    
    mircea_popescu: anyway, who said : "The goys have proven the following theorem..." as the first sentence in his math lecture ?
    
    thestringpuller: Uh none that I know of.
    
    thestringpuller: Usually the first sentence in my lecture has been "DO THE HOMEWORK." *400 problems assigned go on the screen*
    
    Namworld: All abandon the Bitcoin sinking ship!
    
    jurov: that's like... there was a paper about proposed quantum computer architecture
    
    jurov: that was supposed to compute all possible outcomes in many universes
    
    jurov: and if the result is not correct, destroy the local universe
    
    thestringpuller: wait what?
    
    jurov: how that destroy part would be implemented, was left as "exercise to reader"
    
    thestringpuller: is that a joke jurov?
    
    thestringpuller: ;;bc,24hprc
    
    gribble: 107.14
    
    thestringpuller: $last
    
    mpexbot: thestringpuller: [21:37:49] <gribble> 107.14
    
    thestringpuller: $ticker
    
    thestringpuller: ugh
    
    jurov: !last
    
    assbot: I prepared your canoe with cedar boughs.
    
    thestringpuller: !ticker m S.MPOE
    
    assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00068342 / 0.00070227 / 0.00072562 (259949 shares, 182.55 BTC), 7D: 0.00064 / 0.00070794 / 0.00076528 (2430366 shares, 1,720.57 BTC), 30D: 0.00063322 / 0.00069982 / 0.00076528 (10115131 shares, 7,078.83 BTC)
    
    jurov: thestringpuller: no, completely srs: http://www.mathnews.uwaterloo.ca/Issues/mn11103/QuantumBogoSort.php
    
    jurov: "assume an entire universe can be destroyed in O(1)"... mathematicians, ofc
    
    thestringpuller: ...
    
    jurov: coinbr right hand gives and left hand took away (referrals paid out and monthly fees levied)
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 1.9199 BTC [+] 
    
    dub: the jurov giveth and the jurov taketh away
    
    Namworld: Anyone is holding lots of FTC? I'd like to short the fuck out of em.
    
    dub: well its offical, I am rich
    
    dub: rich with debt
    
    mircea_popescu: wd!
    
    thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: gimme another question to ask theymos
    
    dub: lawyer just emailed, I haz new house
    
    mircea_popescu: thestringpuller well the obvious q is when is he getting golden unicorn server for btctalk off the donation funds
    
    thestringpuller: lol
    
    ThickAsThieves: grats on the house dub
    
    dub: ty
    
    jurov: congrats, too
    
    jurov: btw, i was just asked how my llc shall be named.. and i realized i dont know
    
    jurov: obviously not coinbr, no such obvious connection shall be shown
    
    thestringpuller: you should name it
    
    ThickAsThieves: Pavlovian Enterprises
    
    thestringpuller: Jurov and Associates, Consultancy LLC
    
    jurov: that's too long. maybe Jurov&Ass.Co
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.299999 BTC [-] 
    
    jurov: why pavlovian? after the dogs?
    
    mircea_popescu: lol jurov & ass.co
    
    dub: how about big balls, small balls, any sized balls, ball bearing co
    
    mircea_popescu: dub : hairy ball bearings co
    
    mircea_popescu: John Q. Tumble, priproetor
    
    ThickAsThieves: Lemmings International
    
    ThickAsThieves: oh geez
    
    jurov: BogoBalls LLC
    
    HussyAssThieve: Dongs.
    
    ThickAsThieves: Yum!
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol
    
    HussyAssThieve: this shows promise
    
    dub: Goxington Heavy Industries LLC
    
    HussyAssThieve: haha
    
    HussyAssThieve: Somewhat Hacked, Inc
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.305 = 2.61 BTC [+] 
    
    dub: Butterflay Labes
    
    HussyAssThieve: MeltedWallet
    
    jurov: Zhou&Gox Savings and Trust
    
    HussyAssThieve: Where's Your Coin Now, Bitch?
    
    ThickAsThieves: I like Butterfly Labias
    
    jurov: lool
    
    HussyAssThieve: Butternut Sploosh
    
    ThickAsThieves: Cooler Than 1 Million Bitcoins
    
    HussyAssThieve: Bitcoin Jesus Enterprises
    
    pgp2: Dewey, Screwem & Howe, LLP
    
    jurov: First Intergalactic
    
    HussyAssThieve: More Fans & Nitrogen
    
    HussyAssThieve: actually fan box llc might do just fine
    
    HussyAssThieve: participate in ces 2014...
    
    ThickAsThieves: NAT ROUTERS INC
    
    ThickAsThieves: obv
    
    HussyAssThieve: lol
    
    jurov: hahaha... automatically eligible for mpex listing
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S.BBET-PT] 20 @ 0.0017 = 0.034 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S.BBET-PT] 77 @ 0.00167 = 0.1286 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 7 @ 0.003 = 0.021 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 43 @ 0.003 = 0.129 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 10 @ 0.000656 = 0.0066 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 150 @ 0.000655 = 0.0983 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 10 @ 0.000654 = 0.0065 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 10 @ 0.000652 = 0.0065 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 100 @ 0.000644 = 0.0644 BTC [-] 
    
    
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 10 @ 0.000643 = 0.0064 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 191 @ 0.000641 = 0.1224 BTC [-] 
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: i declare today mp&co appreciation day
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 40 @ 0.0029 = 0.116 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 88 @ 0.00281 = 0.2473 BTC [-] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: your claim might not reach further than this room tho
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 100 @ 0.002809 = 0.2809 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 50 @ 0.0028 = 0.14 BTC [-] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: but I will reserve it
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 1 @ 0.00266 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 72 @ 0.00262 = 0.1886 BTC [-] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: and celebrate with you
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 29 @ 0.00261 = 0.0757 BTC [-] 
    
    Framedragger: heh mircea, your dating 4chan site is interesting :D
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 232 @ 0.01022 = 2.371 BTC [-] 
    
    jurov: i'll prolly use "Last Financial&Consulting LLC"
    
    jurov: lol First consulting LLC is taken by some bitch, just a month ago
    
    dub: Next FC LLC
    
    mircea_popescu: yeeh. 3rd of May! MP appreciation day!
    
    jamborambo: hi guys, who do you think in this room has been into crypto-currency the longest?
    
    jamborambo: okay, i guess that was a lame subject... i'm just bored waiting for the next fall.
    
    mircea_popescu: nanotube
    
    jamborambo: is he like a bitcoin guru? hehe
    
    mircea_popescu: sort of. a few others around.
    
    mircea_popescu: pretty much everyone except imsaguy, he's a noob.
    
    jamborambo: im a noob :(
    
    jamborambo: i have my 10 coins at $90 USD. you think ill be able to buy them at that price?
    
    ThickAsThieves: but you have them already
    
    inhies: im only here because i found coins i forgot about
    
    inhies: :D
    
    ThickAsThieves: i'm only here cuz SR
    
    nanotube: >_> <_<
    
    ThickAsThieves: ^_^
    
    jamborambo: are there any other bitcoin IRC channels?
    
    ThickAsThieves: many
    
    jurov: and i'm only here cuz MP (to show some appreciation on this day)
    
    nanotube: jamborambo: a couple hundred. :P
    
    jurov: nanotube: gribble is on hundreds of channels?
    
    Diablo-D3: ;;ticker
    
    
    
    gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 105.79552, Best ask: 107.40755, Bid-ask spread: 1.61203, Last trade: 107.50000, 24 hour volume: 224799.97878543, 24 hour low: 91.11000, 24 hour high: 126.90000, 24 hour vwap: 106.76789
    
    mircea_popescu: ouch
    
    Diablo-D3: so whats with the selling panic?
    
    mircea_popescu: so is rthis true ? did shtylman warn buddies so they bouight out bitcoin  ?
    
    mircea_popescu: lol jurov
    
    nanotube: jurov: well no, gribble is only on several dozen. :)
    
    nanotube: but there exist hundreds
    
    ThickAsThieves: mp, thats not really true
    
    ThickAsThieves: while some people learned sooner than others
    
    ThickAsThieves: the price didnt move THAT much
    
    ThickAsThieves: and
    
    ThickAsThieves: Roman still allowed withdraws for a time
    
    ThickAsThieves: and I thought he also allowed cash withdraws after halting
    
    ThickAsThieves: that last part i cant confirm
    
    ThickAsThieves: cuz i did get all my money out beforehand
    
    ThickAsThieves: and didnt follow things much after
    
    mircea_popescu: aha
    
    ThickAsThieves: its been closed for what 2 weeks?
    
    mircea_popescu: people have gotten into this VERY nasty habit of pushing the truth
    
    ThickAsThieves: probly too early to scream bloody murder
    
    mircea_popescu: i don't recall it being that bad a couple years ago
    
    ThickAsThieves: he has updates on the home page
    
    ThickAsThieves: and some people here hold him in high esteem as aperson
    
    ThickAsThieves: i dont know the guy at all
    
    ThickAsThieves: just glad i got out early
    
    ThickAsThieves: coincidentally i think the BTC/USD price was like exactly what is today when he closed
    
    benkay: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 108.00001, Best ask: 108.95572, Bid-ask spread: 0.95571, Last trade: 108.00001, 24 hour volume: 225231.59405501, 24 hour low: 91.11000, 24 hour high: 126.90000, 24 hour vwap: 106.74646
    
    benkay: moar crises plz
    
    benkay: i want all btc
    
    ThickAsThieves: give it a day
    
    benkay: can we give gox a reprive also?
    
    benkay: let them kick around in the market a bit longer
    
    ThickAsThieves: just get into the API and bot up a few thousand fake orders
    
    ThickAsThieves: thatll do the trick
    
    benkay: reprive man reprieve
    
    benkay: however it's spelled, i would like to take more advantage of them
    
    ThickAsThieves: but thats what i was helping with
    
    ThickAsThieves: give gozx a break by giving them a hard time
    
    ThickAsThieves: :)
    
    benkay: :eyeroll:
    
    benkay: man also this atm crap
    
    benkay: would love to hear about how these people plan to comply with aml/kyc
    
    ThickAsThieves: does it take credit cards
    
    ThickAsThieves: nice way to launder stolen ones if so
    
    jurov: exactly same as cash ATM?
    
    jamborambo: ;;bids 0 command
    
    gribble: (bids [--under] <pricetarget>) -- Calculate the amount of bitcoin demanded at or over <pricetarget>. If '--under' option is given, find coins or at or under <pricetarget>.
    
    jurov: ;;bids 0.1
    
    gribble: There are currently 997413.16 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.1 USD, worth 16217440.6469 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0105 seconds
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 2 @ 1.92 = 3.84 BTC [+] 
    
    kakobrekla: >Today the registration system will be opened, and I will be able to post a list of the delegates. If they want to stay anonymous, pseudonymous or the like, I will only post what I am allowed to. I will also disclose their principals. (You know, a delegate has to file a letter of attorney for every organization (s)he represents, to be considered a legal representative. Unless (s)he just represents him/herself.)
    
    kakobrekla: hehe
    
    mircea_popescu: lmao
    
    mircea_popescu: plz to link me again i seem to have lost it
    
    
    
    jcpham: please go mircea_popescu
    
    jcpham: invite the tiberius guy too
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: send all the forum trolls as "delegates" ?
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    jcpham: many pictures
    
    mircea_popescu: or take a modelling agency along and just bother the geeks
    
    jcpham: find out who's for real and fake for us
    
    jcpham: i can't tell anymore
    
    jcpham: a few minutes face to face should suffice
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: "Lastly, I have found it best to ignore the arrogant MP and his supposed PR person as they think they are so much better than rest of us.  I have rarely seen him have anything positive to say about anything positive on this forum.  If it's something that is already disparaging then he/she/they/it can usually jump on the band wagon in a positive way."
    
    mircea_popescu: no but srsly, he
    
    mircea_popescu: 's gonna be the forum piper
    
    mircea_popescu: attract all idiots in one place
    
    mircea_popescu: then we talk to kim to nuke it
    
    jcpham: kim dotcom has nukes?
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    jcpham: amirite
    
    mircea_popescu: his dong is a nuke
    
    jcpham: if you arrived at my summit with a clan of ladies we'd take a break from the summit
    
    jcpham: but whatever
    
    jurov: volodya putin has it much closer
    
    mircea_popescu: jurov ya but we're not ass close.
    
    jurov: can prolly stage submarine accident
    
    mircea_popescu: lol he'd do it too, nuke finland.
    
    mircea_popescu: kakobrekla sadly not much material there ;/
    
    kakobrekla: he keeps deleting shit
    
    kakobrekla: sry, de-leeting
    
    mircea_popescu: you know, it'd be almost worth it to become tyrant simply to make a special reservation of "nice people"
    
    mircea_popescu: force everyone nice to move there
    
    mircea_popescu: then watch them bore each other to death
    
    mircea_popescu: o wait never mind, we have the united states already.
    
    ThickAsThieves: we arent bored, we have TV!
    
    mircea_popescu: and just in bierbier
    
    jurov: SPRINGFIELD, MO, – May 2, 2013 – AMC today that it has declared a special dividend of .0000001 per share for it members.
    
    jurov: ^^ bitfunder frontpage lulz
    
    jurov: accidentally dividend
    
    mircea_popescu: springfield mo!
    
    error4733: ;;next
    
    gribble: target: 100-104 | updated by OneFixt at May 2 2013, 22:15 UTC ( tips: http://bit.ly/YnxUM4 ) | disclaimer: http://bit.ly/129bYJ6 | this is not investment or trading advice | #bitcoin-analysis | 1 hour, 21 minutes, and 16 seconds ago
    
    ThickAsThieves: I'm interested to see how AM decides to handle this selling of USB miners
    
    ThickAsThieves: only practical method I can think of is to have a flat price and first come, first served
    
    mircea_popescu: they can make a killing
    
    kakobrekla: those are made to rub it in bfls face?
    
    ThickAsThieves: but if they auction they'd make more money
    
    mircea_popescu: nah, sell off batches of 100 - 1000
    
    mircea_popescu: kakobrekla yup
    
    mircea_popescu: or more practically, to kill their market.
    
    ThickAsThieves: but they will get legions of poor people crying if they dont sell singles
    
    mircea_popescu: notice that they only got the move on them once bfl actually started delivering
    
    mircea_popescu: im pretty sure they were going to match whatever product bfl was shipping, if they started with singles same deal.
    
    mircea_popescu: pretty decent business head somewhere in the am team.
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: and the "has issues" prize goes to...
    
    kakobrekla: yes that is dog
    
    mircea_popescu: also rikur promises to make further timetables and other proofs.
    
    mircea_popescu: i kinda like it when people feel that a simple "dude, i suck, you're so much better than me" is not quite adequate
    
    mircea_popescu: so they proceed to spell it out over thousands of words, add drawings...
    
    mircea_popescu: really give out their time and energy to make the point.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.47110001 = 0.9422 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.46990001 = 0.9398 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.25 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 3 @ 1.92 = 5.76 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 1.92 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15847 @ 0.00071634 = 11.3518 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6700 @ 0.00071634 = 4.7995 BTC [-] 
    
    thestringpuller: Look at HIM go up
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.30469 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.3047 = 2.6094 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 3 @ 1.30496 = 3.9149 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 4 @ 1.30497 = 5.2199 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.305 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 9 @ 1.308888 = 11.78 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 2000 @ 0.00172499 = 3.45 BTC [-] 
    
    
    
    taub: is this legit?
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    taub: i dont even know what coinlab does
    
    taub: nothing as of yet it seems
    
    toffoo: ouch .. looks pretty legit to me.  troubles in paradise.
    
    parseval: I'd rather keep MtGox than be forced to use a new inexperienced startup instead
    
    thestringpuller: !ticker m S.BBET
    
    assbot: [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0.00172499 / 0.00172499 / 0.00172499 (6000 shares, 10.35 BTC), 7D: 0.00099999 / 0.00147326 / 0.00199994 (141310 shares, 208.19 BTC), 30D: 0.00079521 / 0.00158698 / 0.00199999 (253652 shares, 402.54 BTC)
    
    kakobrekla: a friend of mine is waiting 100btc withdrawal from a aml verified account for 3 weeks now from gox
    
    thestringpuller: so is Gox confirmed fractional reserve?
    
    toffoo: that'll teach them to jump into bed with any new American start-up partners: no traction in 1 month = LAWSUIT!    "talk to our lawyers"  --'mericans
    
    taub: tux is a bumbling idiot
    
    taub: dont think anyone will do business with him, gox will die
    
    taub: all you have to do is be trusted, and have lower fees
    
    taub: and better software, and it's almost impossible to be worse
    
    thestringpuller: taub: CampBX and other exchanges are already that
    
    thestringpuller: why is no one moving money?
    
    taub: liquidity I guess
    
    taub: campbx isn't that much cheaper either
    
    thestringpuller: taub: they've never been hacked
    
    taub: yea but they don't have a big advantage over mtgox
    
    taub: and they lack liquidity
    
    thestringpuller: because big movers are trading on gox
    
    taub: if i were to start an exchagne i'd run i at 0% for a month
    
    thestringpuller: tell campbx that
    
    thestringpuller: I live next to them
    
    taub: or as long as it takes to become top 5 exchange
    
    thestringpuller: literally
    
    thestringpuller: if you really think this stuff will work I can pass the message directly
    
    taub: they also have to revamp their site, it looks horrendous
    
    taub: iframes, really?
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.3089 BTC [+] 
    
    taub: well I imagine they don't make much money now, so if they think about forgoing fees as a marketing expenditure
    
    Framedragger: i actually miss bitcoinica's type of web interface..
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7050 @ 0.00071634 = 5.0502 BTC [-] 
    
    taub: part why btc24 was so popular was because the 0% fee policy
    
    taub: maybe not a good long term business model, but a way to draw attention sure
    
    thestringpuller: well then taub I don't know what to tell
    
    ThickAsThieves: did you guys see the gox/coinlab thing?
    
    thestringpuller: MtGox has monopoly
    
    thestringpuller: by laziness
    
    ThickAsThieves: ;;title http://gawker.com/massive-bitcoin-business-partnership-devolves-into-75-487857656
    
    gribble: That URL appears to have no HTML title.
    
    taub: yep seen it
    
    thestringpuller: Isn't gox about to be shutdown?
    
    thestringpuller: ;;goxlag
    
    gribble: MtGox lag is 0 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin ... nowhere, really (0 AU).
    
    ThickAsThieves: why would gox be shut down
    
    Bugpowder: coinlab
    
    Bugpowder: lol
    
    Bugpowder: what fucking scammers
    
    ThickAsThieves: thats what i was thinking
    
    ThickAsThieves: probly their intention all along
    
    Bugpowder: I fucking called this day one
    
    ThickAsThieves: "he we can always sue em""
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 2 @ 0.31979 = 0.6396 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 1 @ 0.31979 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 2 @ 0.31979 = 0.6396 BTC [+] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: and now people are boo-hooing in bit-anal
    
    Ukto: heh
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 1 @ 0.3198 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 2 @ 0.31989998 = 0.6398 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 2 @ 0.31989999 = 0.6398 BTC [+] 
    
    Ukto: sounds like coinlab made an epic fail once again, and is trying to pin it on gox to extort them.
    
    ThickAsThieves: yep
    
    taub: why?
    
    taub: the lawsuit sure makes it sound like they have some valid complaints
    
    ThickAsThieves: does it mention dates that gox committed to and missed
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 3 @ 0.31979 = 0.9594 BTC [-] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: and whther ther contract had stipulations for what to do in that event?
    
    ThickAsThieves: id coinlab meet their own obligations?
    
    
    
    thestringpuller: ;;later tell mircea_popescu apparently http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-966426 is false
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    ThickAsThieves: of course thats false, we all knew that
    
    error4733: is false ?
    
    error4733: wtf i sold all :/
    
    ThickAsThieves: i assume yer joking
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.4711 = 0.9422 BTC [+] 
    
    Bugpowder: taub of course it does
    
    Bugpowder: IANAL but my wife is
    
    Bugpowder: I haven't asked her, but I suspect this suit will be dismissed immediately in summary judgement
    
    Bugpowder: LOL  CoinLaboffered its credibility, market insights, relationships with established banks and investors, and intellectual property and agreed to manage and market the exchange services in North America
    
    Bugpowder: What credibility?
    
    ThickAsThieves: this whle thing makes the bitcoind foundation look silly too
    
    Bugpowder: I will ask my wife about this
    
    dub: man
    
    dub: this is some funny
    
    dub: Mark currently serves as CEO of Mt.Gox, one of the oldest Bitcoin businesses in operation today. He is the mastermind who created the current trade engine and the multi-currency platform for Mt.Gox.
    
    OneFixt: Bugpowder: awesome, please let us know and ping me =)
    
    Bugpowder: Also sent to a friend at Durie Tangri
    
    tiberiusiv: what happend to coinlab
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 2 @ 0.31987 = 0.6397 BTC [+] 
    
    Bugpowder: Scam
    
    ThickAsThieves: they got sad that gox wised up
    
    tiberiusiv: explain thickasthieves
    
    Bugpowder: They ran out of money and figured suing Gox was less painful than a down round
    
    
    
    tiberiusiv: peter vessennes had shady eyes
    
    Bugpowder: what a bunch of dipshit
    
    Bugpowder: wear a fucking suit if you are going to handle $100M, OK
    
    tiberiusiv: the eyes always give it away
    
    tiberiusiv: bugpowder ?
    
    Bugpowder: it was more than the eyes, it was the clothes, the typos on the website, etc etc
    
    Bugpowder: probably blew a quarter of the funding up his nose
    
    tiberiusiv: lol
    
    tiberiusiv: he had a walmart suit on like mircea
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.308888 BTC [-] 
    
    tiberiusiv: doing 100mil deals but cant spend the 1500 for a tailored suit.
    
    tiberiusiv: voorhees paid out quite a huge dividend
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 1 @ 0.31989999 BTC [+] 
    
    taub: where is Peter
    
    Bugpowder: tiberiusiv: What is relevant is the satoshi per share
    
    Bugpowder: many more shares on MPEX than a few months ago
    
    OneFixt: staaaaahap fufck
    
    OneFixt: lol
    
    Bugpowder: IIRC the original photo in the CoinLab announcement story was him and the other guy at a club
    
    OneFixt: wrong channel ;)
    
    Bugpowder: hmmm
    
    Bugpowder: I think I should pull my $81 bid
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.25 BTC [+] 
    
    OneFixt: looks like a bounce off the 97 support
    
    Bugpowder: we are going to fucking tank
    
    tiberiusiv: i dont think so
    
    tiberiusiv: there really isnt much coins on the ask size
    
    tiberiusiv: bad news always comes out AFTER the market already tanked
    
    tiberiusiv: remember we are down alot from $266
    
    Bugpowder: tiberiusiv: the ask side coins are at an all time high, what are you smoking?
    
    
    
    tiberiusiv: theres like nothing up until 140-150
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.26 BTC [+] 
    
    tiberiusiv: also that relationship is usually reverse
    
    Bugpowder: well I moved my 82 bid down to 76
    
    tiberiusiv: look at bid size
    
    tiberiusiv: at the 200's
    
    tiberiusiv: it was at record too
    
    ThickAsThieves: gox login is not responding for me
    
    Bugpowder: AsK size
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.26167 BTC [+] 
    
    Bugpowder: ThickAsThieves: mtgox.com/login
    
    Bugpowder: that works
    
    tiberiusiv: ;;bids 50
    
    Bugpowder: tiberiusiv: I think you might be colorblind
    
    gribble: There are currently 140374.12 bitcoins demanded at or over 50.0 USD, worth 9953163.58318 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0060 seconds
    
    ThickAsThieves: you rock thx
    
    tiberiusiv: ;;asks 200
    
    gribble: There are currently 130084.86 bitcoins offered at or under 200.0 USD, worth 19759880.577 USD in total. | Data vintage: 6.0111 seconds
    
    Bugpowder: This one is going to be VIOLENT
    
    ThickAsThieves: ythink?
    
    Bugpowder: also, no new cash in gox till Tuesday due to bank holiday.
    
    tiberiusiv: order books arent really that great predictors
    
    tiberiusiv: huge bad news usually signals a bottom imo
    
    tiberiusiv: high level of negativity
    
    ThickAsThieves: orderbooks are just one more datapoint
    
    tiberiusiv: yes
    
    ThickAsThieves: whoa
    
    ThickAsThieves: whoa
    
    ThickAsThieves: tib agreed with me
    
    ThickAsThieves: i deserve a cookie
    
    Bugpowder: Just wait till 6 confirms
    
    tiberiusiv: i see barely any coins even up to 110
    
    tiberiusiv: lol bugpowder
    
    Bugpowder: Seriously
    
    Bugpowder: this news hit reddit 1 hour ago
    
    tiberiusiv: shit like that is already priced in
    
    tiberiusiv: lol 1 hour is so old
    
    Bugpowder: no its really not
    
    ThickAsThieves: tib theres something you are not considering
    
    Bugpowder: it takes 1 hour to get fresh coins onto gox
    
    tiberiusiv: what news ?
    
    Bugpowder: the lawsuit
    
    ThickAsThieves: when speculators see a reason to go in one direction
    
    tiberiusiv: bugpowder right but others would have already pulled their bids.
    
    ThickAsThieves: they love to go all in
    
    ThickAsThieves: in the direction
    
    Bugpowder: tiberiusiv: I moved mine down
    
    ThickAsThieves: panic
    
    tiberiusiv: in anticipation of the so called new coins selling
    
    ThickAsThieves: etc
    
    tiberiusiv: bugpowder case and point.
    
    tiberiusiv: its already priced in.
    
    ThickAsThieves: we'll see i guess
    
    tiberiusiv: the move already occured.
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.28 BTC [-] 
    
    
    
    Bugpowder: tiberiusiv: thats how it looks when people are market selling in the crahs
    
    tiberiusiv: where do you see huge asks building?
    
    tiberiusiv: the market has already reacted to the news
    
    Bugpowder: let me show you a screenshot
    
    tiberiusiv: if the price goes down its because of overall negativity vs some irrelevant news event
    
    Bugpowder: This is what it looks like when you are about to hit the bottom.
    
    
    
    tiberiusiv: it looks like that now
    
    Bugpowder: no it doesn;t
    
    Bugpowder: not YET
    
    tiberiusiv: and that was massive capitulation
    
    tiberiusiv: events like that are VERY rare
    
    tiberiusiv: they usually occur after major run ups
    
    tiberiusiv: bottoms like that
    
    Bugpowder: Anyway we will see
    
    Bugpowder: no point in arguing about it.
    
    tiberiusiv: ok
    
    tiberiusiv: why does vassenes matter anyway
    
    ThickAsThieves: tib it can easily be argued that we are at the end of bubble just like the last one
    
    ThickAsThieves: only more compressed
    
    ThickAsThieves: but we can still bottom lower
    
    ThickAsThieves: than 92
    
    ThickAsThieves: or whatever
    
    Bugpowder: THe contract
    
    
    
    ThickAsThieves: nice
    
    ThickAsThieves: much more interesting than the lawsuit doc surely
    
    tiberiusiv: i really doubt 50 is ever seen again in bitcoin
    
    tiberiusiv: outside of a actual systematic failure
    
    tiberiusiv: where it goes to 0
    
    tiberiusiv: i dont think the price goes anywhere which is what i said 2 weeks ago
    
    ThickAsThieves: maybe not 50
    
    ThickAsThieves: but 60s
    
    ThickAsThieves: there is a massive one-man support floor at 70
    
    maximian: Peter Vessenes: "I want to do what's right for bitcoin!" <launches $75M lawsuit against largest exchange>
    
    tiberiusiv: why didnt mtgox follow through
    
    ThickAsThieves: which this whole bubble is propped up on
    
    tiberiusiv: mtgox dotn have 75mil to pay lol
    
    ThickAsThieves: they wont need to pay
    
    tiberiusiv: obviously
    
    tiberiusiv: that case wont last in a US court
    
    ThickAsThieves: CL just wants a settlement to go awaya
    
    tiberiusiv: but why did they break contract
    
    ThickAsThieves: maybe Gox feels CL broke
    
    ThickAsThieves: and rather than suing simply said fuck it
    
    tiberiusiv: ive always stated nerds are horrible horrible people
    
    tiberiusiv: that should stay away from business
    
    tiberiusiv: and stick to coding and other mundane tasks
    
    tiberiusiv: they just have 0 integrity and always a chip on their shoulders
    
    tiberiusiv: wonder where he came up with 75mil
    
    tiberiusiv: mtgox isnt even worth that
    
    ThickAsThieves: Coinlab makes some pretty risky revenue commitments in here
    
    tiberiusiv: 310k a year?
    
    maximian: yeah $75 is outrageous, but that's usual when filing a claim
    
    dub: tux is french
    
    ThickAsThieves: ot 110% of actual
    
    ThickAsThieves: or*
    
    ThickAsThieves: whichever is greater
    
    dub: he probbly just couldnt be bothered
    
    tiberiusiv: um those revenue commitments are tiny
    
    tiberiusiv: cavirtex could meet year 10
    
    ThickAsThieves: like i said
    
    dub: too busy eating garlic and chasing hairy women
    
    ThickAsThieves: or 110% of actual rev
    
    ThickAsThieves: whichever is greater
    
    tiberiusiv: thickasthieves can you read?
    
    tiberiusiv: 110% of the previous year.
    
    ThickAsThieves: that means they cant have two bad years
    
    tiberiusiv: he has to grow minimum 10% a year
    
    ThickAsThieves: at any revenue total
    
    ThickAsThieves: also K.
    
    tiberiusiv: revenue is NOT profit.
    
    tiberiusiv: be quiet
    
    ThickAsThieves: $50m damage limit
    
    tiberiusiv: those revenue projections are very very low
    
    tiberiusiv: a betting parlor in a 50k population town can do 30k a month
    
    ThickAsThieves: so you'd sign a contract that required you to make 110% every year for 10 years?
    
    tiberiusiv: 10%.
    
    tiberiusiv: not 110%
    
    ThickAsThieves: ugh
    
    tiberiusiv: can you learn to read?
    
    ThickAsThieves: you know what i meant
    
    ThickAsThieves: you had to go and turn into a fuckface again
    
    tiberiusiv: yea i would
    
    tiberiusiv: the MINIMUM is so low
    
    tiberiusiv: 310k year 1, 341k year 2
    
    tiberiusiv: if the 110% is GREATER that means that one applies.
    
    tiberiusiv: those minimums are so damn low
    
    ThickAsThieves: the minimum is raised to actual revenue
    
    tiberiusiv: dude shut up
    
    ThickAsThieves: ignored
    
    tiberiusiv: the minimum is 341.
    
    tiberiusiv: on year 2
    
    tiberiusiv: if the 110% is higher that one applies
    
    tiberiusiv: but the absolute MIN is 341
    
    tiberiusiv: no wonder you are poor lol
    
    tiberiusiv: cant read a basic document
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 3 @ 1.3088 = 3.9264 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 11 @ 1.308888 = 14.3978 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 3 @ 1.309 = 3.927 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 13 @ 1.309999 = 17.03 BTC [+] 
    
    tiberiusiv: bugpowder: markets dont really respond to external events other then for very short time periods
    
    Namworld: I think I'm going to start buying options, if anyone wants to sell either call or puts. Seems the MPEx bot is asking for way too much.
    
    dub: ;;bids 0
    
    gribble: There are currently 27346002 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.0 USD, worth 15756343.4933 USD in total. | Data vintage: 102.9880 seconds
    
    tiberiusiv: lol namworld
    
    tiberiusiv: ;;asks 1000
    
    gribble: There are currently 182080.75 bitcoins offered at or under 1000.0 USD, worth 35457841.568 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0105 seconds
    
    ThickAsThieves: Nam I have a few misc Puts up for sale, at 143 and 161
    
    ThickAsThieves: nothing major
    
    ThickAsThieves: but probly cheaper than bot
    
    tiberiusiv: thickasthieves how do you plan on paying out
    
    tiberiusiv: when you are short selling put options
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.47997 = 1.4399 BTC [+] 
    
    Namworld: myeah, your puts are still way too expensive
    
    ThickAsThieves: soz
    
    Namworld: like the best calls have breakeven points over 140 USD/BTC and best puts have breakeven points under 77 USD/BTC
    
    Namworld: Too expensive to me
    
    taub: the risk/reward in writing the options is really bad :s
    
    taub: mp basically turned off his bot
    
    taub: don't blame him, really
    
    Namworld: at the rate currently asked, the risk/reward is really good...
    
    Namworld: In my opinion
    
    taub: oh! okay yea
    
    Namworld: Prior to that, it was bad...
    
    taub: but like betting 1btc to maybe make 0.1 on some options
    
    Namworld: maybe there's a better inbetween to be found...
    
    taub: i guess it can work, but the model he has running isn't very good
    
    ThickAsThieves: i agree Nam, I think the bot algo could be fine tuned
    
    ThickAsThieves: it leaves money on the table to be as timid as it is
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 10 @ 0.48 = 4.8 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.48 BTC [+] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: but we are biased too
    
    ThickAsThieves: what kind of breakeven are you looking for on calls?
    
    Namworld: sheesh... not sure I'd want any calls right now...
    
    ThickAsThieves: oh you mentioned calls earlier
    
    Namworld: yeah, if there was a really good deal...
    
    Namworld: I might bite
    
    ThickAsThieves: the month is young
    
    Bugpowder: See,…  the bitcoin ATM guy knew enough to wear a suit.
    
    
    
    joecool: not like MT sitting on inflatable balls like a seal or smthn
    
    joecool: polo/jeans
    
    joecool: with pizza sauce all up in it
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.3 = 2.6 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 3 @ 1.3199 = 3.9597 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.23501 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 2 @ 0.235 = 0.47 BTC [-] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 5 @ 0.23 = 1.15 BTC [-] 
    
    tiberiusiv: waiting on that sell off bugpowder
    
    Bugpowder: :)
    
    tiberiusiv: its been more then 1hour
    
    tiberiusiv: 6 confirms
    
    tiberiusiv: if markets worked like that everyone would be rich
    
    ThickAsThieves: 4 confs btw
    
    ThickAsThieves: i sent btc to gox
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 40 @ 0.00339 = 0.1356 BTC [+] 
    
    ThickAsThieves: so there's your time reference in confs
    
    tiberiusiv: the market reaction already occured to the news
    
    tiberiusiv: and nothong happend lol
    
    Bugpowder: wife says CoinLab's general counsel is a pretty famous and good contingency firm
    
    tiberiusiv: theres absolutely 0 emperical evidence that news drives markets
    
    tiberiusiv: only amateurs believe news matters
    
    Bugpowder: And there is no way to clearly evaluate it this early in the process
    
    tiberiusiv: yes there is.
    
    tiberiusiv: we have 300 years of markets
    
    ThickAsThieves: did she also see the contract
    
    tiberiusiv: im trying to dig you up the website
    
    tiberiusiv: i want you to read
    
    tiberiusiv: but i cant find it
    
    testypesty: yeah, so if paypal & ebay announced in the news today it's taking on BTC, that wouldnt matter?
    
    tiberiusiv: its like a 3min video disproving
    
    tiberiusiv: testypesty: nope.
    
    tiberiusiv: btc would still not surpass 266.
    
    tiberiusiv: hence why paypal ceo talked about bitcoin but the price is 30% lower then when he spoke.
    
    testypesty: why 266?
    
    tiberiusiv: if crowd psycology is heading towards a direction
    
    tiberiusiv: nothing else matters
    
    tiberiusiv: all that would occur would be a short term spike
    
    Bugpowder: Yes she saw it
    
    tiberiusiv: IF the general trend is down its down.
    
    ThickAsThieves: is it difficult to get an international suit like this to work?
    
    ThickAsThieves: or can gox just kick it around
    
    tiberiusiv: no its easy
    
    tiberiusiv: gox is in a AAA jurisdiction
    
    tiberiusiv: if you were in romania you can ignore it
    
    tiberiusiv: hence why mircea is there
    
    tiberiusiv: mircea isnt stupid. he sits in an area where hes 100% sheltered
    
    tiberiusiv: mtgox is not sheltered in japan especially when their assets are in US banks
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.31899 BTC [-] 
    
    Bugpowder: Mircera is going to have a blogasm when he wakes up
    
    tiberiusiv: mtgox will not be liable for 75 million
    
    tiberiusiv: maybe $2500
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 10 @ 0.10899 = 1.0899 BTC [-] 
    
    tiberiusiv: i mean where does vessennes even get that 75mil number from
    
    tiberiusiv: coinlab is worth 75 dollars
    
    inhies: man
    
    inhies: screw bitcoin
    
    inhies: its iron man night
    
    mod6: u no like cheap prices?
    
    inhies: cheap?
    
    inhies: its been cheap for months
    
    tiberiusiv: mod6 dont be a cheerleader
    
    inhies: JUST YOU WAIT
    
    mod6: keke
    
    tiberiusiv: theres nothing cheap about bitcoin @ 100
    
    inhies: tiberiusiv: mod6 just bought in so she's trying to drum the price back up to at least break even
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 10 @ 0.014 = 0.14 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 90 @ 0.014 = 1.26 BTC [+] 
    
    tiberiusiv: lol inhies
    
    tiberiusiv: exactly
    
    dub: I read inhies ans inhales
    
    ThickAsThieves: yeah, whats an inhies?
    
    tiberiusiv: mod6 is a woman?
    
    inhies: inheis is an inh
    
    inhies: with an ies on the end
    
    inhies: kind of like pants and panties
    
    tiberiusiv: a woman in here is rarer then thickasthieves having money
    
    inhies: ...or something
    
    inhies: i guess im trying to say, im panties
    
    inhies: im inh on otc, as soon as i dig that keypair off my old hdd :3
    
    inhies: until then, dont beleive a word i say
    
    taub: ;;bids 70
    
    gribble: There are currently 88672.613 bitcoins demanded at or over 70.0 USD, worth 7038561.94509 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0060 seconds
    
    dub: ;;getrating inh
    
    gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. User inh, rated since Thu May 12 17:15:32 2011. Cumulative rating 19, from 11 total ratings. Received ratings: 10 positive, 1 negative. Sent ratings: 10 positive, 0 negative. Details: http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=inh
    
    tiberiusiv: coinlab failing is excellent news for bitcoin
    
    tiberiusiv: bullish event imo
    
    tiberiusiv: peter vessennes and co are permanently out of the picture now
    
    taub: its not like they've been relevant anyway
    
    tiberiusiv: i know
    
    dub: don't you have to do somethign first in order to fail?
    
    taub: lol yes
    
    dub: what did they fail at? nothing
    
    tiberiusiv: yea but now hes completely out
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [CRYPTO-TRADE] 15 @ 0.185 = 2.775 BTC [+] 
    
    taub: right
    
    tiberiusiv: his reputation will be too damaged
    
    tiberiusiv: for anyone to do business with him in the future
    
    dub: maybe pretending to have an HPC/mining platform
    
    tiberiusiv: and damage btc infrastructure
    
    dub: they didn't fail at that though
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [LTC-MINING] 4 @ 0.4 = 1.6 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23852 @ 0.00071785 = 17.1222 BTC [+] 
    
    tiberiusiv: why dont mining pools begin investing into their own BTC client
    
    tiberiusiv: like to make the client compatible with the btc network it just has to follow the same rules right?
    
    tiberiusiv: that nerd crew has to go
    
    dub: +1
    
    dub: no real incentive for pools to get involved though
    
    jcpham: everyone should join my club
    
    jcpham: the bitcoin miners union
    
    dub: the jesus christ pham?
    
    jcpham: we'll do stuff
    
    jcpham: btcmu.org
    
    jcpham: except we have to make it
    
    tiberiusiv: vessennes gavin
    
    tiberiusiv: have to go
    
    jcpham: or i'll sell you the domain and you do it
    
    jcpham: whatever
    
    dub: gavin is ok imo, just needs to be stronger an dignore the other fuckwits
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 26 @ 0.01442 = 0.3749 BTC [+] 
    
    assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 100 @ 0.01498 = 1.498 BTC [+] 
    
    tiberiusiv: what about garzik
    
    jcpham: i'm inviting btcguild first
    
    dub: he tried to sort the dev shop out but got beaten down by the 'community'
    
    jcpham: btcmu.org is not opposed to forking the blockchain
    
    jcpham: for funa nd profit
    
    tiberiusiv: vessennes is finished anyway though
    
    Bugpowder: bitcoin foundation board meetings are gonna be FUN
    
    dub: the foundation is a joke
    
    jcpham: haha
    
    tiberiusiv: hanging around at a star trek convention?
    
    tiberiusiv: since the foundation has no actual capital
    
    tiberiusiv: they cant really do much
    
    Bugpowder: they got that 10000BTC donation from gox
    
    Bugpowder: Peter should have spent that too
    
    tiberiusiv: lol
    
    Bugpowder: where is mah crash?
    
    Bugpowder: Still think we will see 70-80 this weekend
    
    tiberiusiv: you are an amateur bugpowder
    
    Bugpowder: but I guess a violent sell off is not in the cards
    
    tiberiusiv: those levels are possible
    
    tiberiusiv: but it wont be becuase of mtgox lawsuit
    
    Bugpowder: I am a ameture but have made much more on bitcoin than you ;)
    
    tiberiusiv: i doubt it.
    
    Bugpowder: that's your ego talking, not your head
    
    tiberiusiv: bugpowder in 12months from now youll have given back most of your gains
    
    Bugpowder: o really?
    
    tiberiusiv: yep
    
    Bugpowder: how?
    
    jcpham: i like how coinlab has this emotional pr release and mtgox releases a one-liner
    
    Bugpowder: I am out of coins!
    
    tiberiusiv: seen so many guys like you in trading
    
    tiberiusiv: its not even funny
    
    Bugpowder: Gotta pay my taxes
    
    Bugpowder: l8r
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 1 @ 0.31989999 BTC [+] 
    
    Framedragger: oh fuck it's may, i've to pay taxes in a week as well :(