(trilema) ben_vulpes: there is also "nodding off", the junkie thing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: WHIMSY IN THE CODE
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i smell whimsy
(trilema) ben_vulpes: who doesn't like naked women?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: diana_coman: one could skip the whole jump-into-pan step and ship everything in barely-there al 'cookware'
(trilema) ben_vulpes: painting by numbers for the kitchen
(trilema) ben_vulpes: #nofun
(trilema) ben_vulpes: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-04-10/inside-blue-apron-s-meal-kit-machine << i don't get this shit in the slightest. buy a wife?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: scam
(trilema) ben_vulpes: spoiler alert: ai can't in2 dicks afaict
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!up airgapped
(trilema) ben_vulpes: talking about the hud guy?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: linked piece has some charts showing more or less what one'd expect to see
(trilema) ben_vulpes: via ritholtz
(trilema) ben_vulpes: https://bankunderground.co.uk/2017/04/06/big-data-jigsaws-for-central-banks-the-impact-of-the-swiss-franc-de-pegging/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hey i didn't know the swiss gave up the peg
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 93k in the whole log table, 62k of #trilema entries
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh oh
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i see 66, but not full history.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: explain analyze claims 163 ms
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the fts indices are still sitting there unused.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: Framedragger: tokenization and strict search work at odds to each other
(trilema) ben_vulpes: also can be abused as poor-mans-recent-block-hash-lookup: http://logs.bvulpes.com/search?q=000000000000000001b042da9f20a212b95737e0978c48c113f3f047ec0e7ab4&c=chainstate
(trilema) ben_vulpes: only does tits for #trilema, #trilema-mod6, #eulora...
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lolright
(trilema) ben_vulpes: only runs through whenever mimi was jointed to a channel
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dude realdonaldtrump is the only thing hanging off the twitter entry in imperial dns worth reading and that only for lolz and admiration of a grade a 'social media' mastery
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh yeah stop wasting cycles on that shit
(trilema) ben_vulpes: an auspicious count
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sweet chevy
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'll take ingenues over ingenieurs any day
(trilema) ben_vulpes: schizophrenic weather gods will continue with the increasingly bipolar weather until the humans die off adequately to restore ecological sanity
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pac nw is still extricating itself from winter
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dang
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: why the hysteresis?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: too dry, doesn't have the nasty taste of reality
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i rather dislike "conditioned" air
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "just remember you can't take your words back, these aren't Ethereum transactions"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: what was the reasoning behind your call that replacing trb's boostisms with c++11isms was an assault on grandfathers pistols? trb mustest compile with old gcc's?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu is in high spirits, must be nuts deep in something other than cpp
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh is that how the world works
(trilema) ben_vulpes: whatever, does not matter in the slightest.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-01-21#1380019 << what entails "corrupted gcc"?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what even is the point of programming languages that don't in2 closures
(trilema) ben_vulpes: wait hang on i have a different critique
(trilema) ben_vulpes: EACH TIME
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you know, before calling the unary predicate
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh i know, just establish some more global state
(trilema) ben_vulpes: christ what even is the point of a unary predicate in a language without closures
(trilema) ben_vulpes will eventually 'tias', ofc
(trilema) ben_vulpes: so if i have a `std::map<ktype, std::vector<vtype>> stuffMap`, is it legal to say `stuffMap[k].push_back(newV)`
(trilema) ben_vulpes: cpp is just delightful
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://i.imgur.com/4nvPOF2.png for example is funny. i like the interbrand hostility.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: not to the extent that i enjoy agent orange's, but every now and again i see a stack like http://imgur.com/gallery/yNlZI and get a few chuckles out of it
(trilema) ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: i enjoy the wendy's twitter
(trilema) ben_vulpes: not even impossible to read in lynx
(trilema) ben_vulpes: google unturds pdfs now? http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://www.cc.gatech.edu/~klu38/publications/ubi-ndss17.pdf
(trilema) ben_vulpes: from the interesting-claims-department: "we show that our targeted stack-spraying approach allows attackers to reliably control more than 91% of the Linux kernel stack, which, in combination with uninitialized-use vulnerabilities, suffices for a privilege escalation attack."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nobody needed gradients-twiddled-per-local-magnetic-field anyways
(trilema) ben_vulpes: phf: i would be happy to try living in either of those 'ui's
(trilema) ben_vulpes: jurov: qt necessarily requires performing networking on the ui thread?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 10 lbs
(trilema) ben_vulpes: https://www.amazon.com/Potassium-Chloride-KCl-10-Pounds/dp/B008NX3SU0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1491605341&sr=8-2&keywords=kcl << 27.99
(trilema) ben_vulpes: honestly i'll be surprised if it compiles
(trilema) ben_vulpes: compiling 4.9 here, will try again.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mhm
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: 'twas 4.7
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'm not going to crack a web browser when the bot's right there
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i was hoping for a bait reimplementation
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !~tits
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mright
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it's not strictly speaking hung afaict; cursor blinks, newlines and other chars write to term
(trilema) ben_vulpes: powerpc, don't recall which gcc
(trilema) ben_vulpes: anyone ever see a trb/buildroot run hang at `checking for gcc float-conversion bug...` ?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: customers complain about random outages, att/verizon/$provider wastes a pile of money doing infrastructure testing and then calls in fcc vans for triangulation rolls
(trilema) ben_vulpes: bill /for the state/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: one could rack up quite a bill just splicing cell jammers into mobile power busses, eg cars
(trilema) ben_vulpes: comms net while attractive is complex
(trilema) ben_vulpes: fictional saboteur story
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ftl egalitarianism!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: wake me up when they work over shortwave
(trilema) ben_vulpes: while we're surveying and lest anyone call us princeton, there is also http://matrix.org/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 'a hero' can an hero
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no i snipped dat cord
(trilema) ben_vulpes: there is also 'discord'
(trilema) ben_vulpes: could possibly expose some tiny fraction of user base' actual literacy skills
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 500 characters per post!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: *jazz hands*
(trilema) ben_vulpes: https://staltz.com/an-off-grid-social-network.html and https://www.scuttlebutt.nz/ , if anyone's interested in piles of chairs anymore
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no...backups?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what brings ye by
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ohey fromloper
(trilema) ben_vulpes: fromloper likely not even looking at browser tab anymore
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > 22:51:27 ben_vulpes ups fromloper to great crickets
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > 22:39:07, fromloper joins
(trilema) ben_vulpes: may have missed the window of opportunity/interest there...
(trilema) ben_vulpes: fromloper: interested in factoring rsa keys?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!up fromloper
(trilema) ben_vulpes: for my subros: http://68.media.tumblr.com/19b8e0d81c0a3baa31395cdf09f11326/tumblr_oh8zmoG4nG1r9640po1_1280.jpg
(trilema) ben_vulpes: utterly unrelated: https://68.media.tumblr.com/51e9183a4ac0ca21bb22fb702e5b6bc9/tumblr_oo0ak4Cl321w7wz67o1_400.gif
(trilema) ben_vulpes: not an erudite enough critique
(trilema) ben_vulpes: someone got butthurt no doubt
(trilema) ben_vulpes: whatever, thanks urban pricktionary
(trilema) ben_vulpes: how are sarin death videos not in that list
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what lemon party is jading now?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: w-what?! i just want to make life better for historically disadvantaged groups!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: also everything must be free
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i think it's awesome
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ubi is a statal self-crit
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "you know i really like this ubi idea; imagine the cambrian explosion of art and culture that would happen if people didn't have to work to eat, right? well imagine if *everything* were free, not just food internet and housing. it's not like we need tax receipts to pay for it, just increase the national debt a little! i doubt it would even come close to the cost of an f35 to make everything free."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: CompanionCube: just try it some day
(trilema) ben_vulpes: everything must be a pale simalacrum of something that existed as a real item at some point
(trilema) ben_vulpes: everything must be free
(trilema) ben_vulpes: next to ubi menstrual leave is clear in the middle of the overton window.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "but then from a justice perspective it's just inherently gender inequitable, so i don't know! i just don't know."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: "TO THE BACK OF THE CARAVAN WITH YE"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "so i'm all for maternity and paternity leave, i have kids, it's just fantastic. and i've been thinking about other things that people should get state-sponsored leave for, and like aren't some women struck by totally debilitating menses? they should totally have time off for that."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: feign total socialistoid embeddment
(trilema) ben_vulpes: shinohai: ask them what they think about menstrual leave
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: well hey the singer i went to see wasn't in stripper mode during the choral performance
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i think that i may have been one of like 3 straight doods in the room; high lez factor
(trilema) ben_vulpes could not refrain from grabbing the pussy with which he arrived
(trilema) ben_vulpes: relevantly shinohai i was out at this performance of baroque french choral set, chamber music scale, and in between songs (which were very well done), there was much woke angsting about el pussy grabber in chief
(trilema) ben_vulpes: siempre, shinohai
(trilema) ben_vulpes: buenos diiiiaaaaas
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i might not have cared enough to register it
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "obummer gas"?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nerve gas attack in syria
(trilema) ben_vulpes: coulda taken the rig in question by law, but kindly agreed to a 10MM fine.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: tahp kek.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: gulf of mexico and alaska.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: points in question?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: cannot use foreign flagged vessels to transport goods between points in the us
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in other epic fucking lulz, us customs and border handed down a 10MM penalty for violating the Jones Act
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 20 TON PRESS
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what is scope of 'modify' in this context; can stick in openly hostile machine?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: perhaps will not spin after
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh i'm sure i can modify a pressed aluminum disk
(trilema) ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: look at how mod6 did the turds
(trilema) ben_vulpes: a la lulu?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: can one even get discs 'pressed' anymore?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dia de si
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lol are you one of those numismatic folks?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: deed dems
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh hey did i successfully turn amber alerts off?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: outrageous
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i have nfi what is in fashion
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "if you were a REAL human"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no, the thing that plays sesame street so that you can play candy crush instead of parenting
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "public broadcasting service"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > die in a fire with everything you love
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > parent with television, it makes your life easier
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > save pbs, it makes us safer
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i dunno how ecdsa break is not bullet for btc
(trilema) ben_vulpes: as soon as one attempts to spend from one of those hashed addresses you're in a race with everyone to get the txn confirmed though
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-05#1637554 << why is pubkey being known so bad?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: "of under the"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: there is that, doesn't change that sim is unpublished part of system on basis of which claims are being made
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "138kloc of cpp written by grad students? that i can't have? that only runs on golden toilet supercomputer? mmmok"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-05#1637836 << it's basically the only criteria, it's why thinking people throw out the climate simulacra
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but ben_vulpes steals time from mary to pay peter or how did it go, must away again
(trilema) ben_vulpes: plus outputs, plus signing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-04#1636874 << directly relevant. afaict, producing a transaction with trb code boils down to making a 'ctransaction' with 'vin's shaped per the constructor http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/main.h?v=wires_rev1#0261
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: point me to a 'somewhere', if you'd be so kind
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oop meat bbl
(trilema) ben_vulpes: eg produce some data a user can use on an entirely separate box to make and sign txns for rebroadcast however
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "wallets"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: davout, trinque, mod6, mircea_popescu, danielpbarron, diana_coman, phf, jurov ^^
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hey how about this for a "txouts for later use in baking transactions" serialization format: textfile <tx_hash>, with contents <value block_height output_index>
(trilema) ben_vulpes: kindergarten ouch
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and in other occlusions and hexagons: http://68.media.tumblr.com/ae93737a2c74237e5f555d7a055c90eb/tumblr_onwagxz5dQ1s2jikwo1_1280.jpg
(trilema) ben_vulpes: more of a debt instrument
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the bids and asks are all right there in the order book
(trilema) ben_vulpes: more sass, duh
(trilema) ben_vulpes: stern glares, and a mark under her name on the whiteboard
(trilema) ben_vulpes: to which the smarter of the girls in circulation sasses back with "well what makes /you/ so worth obeying?"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-04#1637461 << funny you should say that, the line around here of late has been "OBEDIENCE IS THE ONLY CRITERIA"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: first intentional loss of traction
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in other ICE news, i got the drift slut sideways a few nights ago!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i never really figured out how one was supposed to shift while turning with paddles
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that's it i'm out
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and for shinohai: http://68.media.tumblr.com/3c6ea2a713e6524fdbaad1cb6ab932fc/tumblr_onl3yiQs6u1tk43c6o1_1280.jpg
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "dat brat": http://68.media.tumblr.com/f44850d8bf7c57953f8e691de289ae26/tumblr_onl3y0ts3f1tk43c6o1_500.jpg
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "professionals at work": http://68.media.tumblr.com/8163489294f27fca80a9c7280119d48e/tumblr_onl3y8Pgkg1tk43c6o1_1280.jpg
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "too much ego in post": http://68.media.tumblr.com/5d355017cf06f5716d7253345d0f50da/tumblr_onl3z3MtUv1tlqnkvo1_500.jpg
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "hood fun": http://68.media.tumblr.com/52aa220519517830eec96a10ffd1f1e0/tumblr_onugg85C1Z1urwuzno1_1280.jpg
(trilema) ben_vulpes: perhaps someone else can identify that car
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in "nothing actually has to be out for it to be insanely hot, honey"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://68.media.tumblr.com/f1e71c86d20bf8935ec32085b935c7f5/tumblr_onwpv2xCpj1w7wz67o1_500.jpg
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh goddamn it this last one is buried in a megatonne of html horseshit
(trilema) ben_vulpes: toyota mustang
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mustang i think
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "you don't need to have a good car to get tits all over it": http://68.media.tumblr.com/87c0ba72bd3f67142514e6d883499330/tumblr_onvrzukhQt1tpchrmo1_1280.jpg
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well the joke is that there are tits on display and i'm looking at the vin
(trilema) ben_vulpes: serial for cars
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "vehicle identification number"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: shoot, gave away the game
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in over-fucking-polished-and-is-that-a-vin-i-see's: http://its-about-the-car.tumblr.com/image/159185818055
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well if we're doing themes, i have my own set queued up
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hyu
(trilema) ben_vulpes: haw
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah i have nfi in re proper prostitutes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: holy mammaries buttman
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i register no objections
(trilema) ben_vulpes: whore, not slave!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: there is also some tiny arbitrage opportunity available i must point out; lock up the contract and then sell her off into improper slavery
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sez right there she'd be down
(trilema) ben_vulpes: shinohai could pimp her out
(trilema) ben_vulpes: shinohai: the interesting thing from my pov is that he had a stable connection forever
(trilema) ben_vulpes: midnightmagic: you plan to fix your connection anytime soon?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: shinohai: stock photo or real gurl?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pushing a particularly stubborn turd out
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ahaha
(trilema) ben_vulpes: fuck, buddy, i didn't think it could get worse!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > "The Rust Evangelism Strikeforce speculates on when they can move on to shitting up web development"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: Framedragger: solid chuckles
(trilema) ben_vulpes: just stay the fuck out of bull run valley
(trilema) ben_vulpes: there are plenty of places to slime hood
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "fixing" things.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mostly ch2mhill
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: no?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: shinohai: if they don't have a rep in here, it's vaporware by default
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "bull run" is ferociously protected valley on mt. hood; combination of glacier runoff and rainfall on valley in q
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: surface sources ftw
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i do miss one thing about my hometown; bull run reservoir produces un-fucking-matched agua
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: betcha it's better than the well water south of portland
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh whoa that plant tunnel is awesome
(trilema) ben_vulpes: blither blather hoob hoob gaDORNK
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh fuck, "it may be an ideal fit for fundamentally different block designs such as Rootstock and MimbleWimble in absence of decentralised non-integrated sidechains"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: neato
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "yes honey, beautiful beautiful death, all over the carport"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ah, no, point is that she's on top of things.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: both of 'em
(trilema) ben_vulpes: so i read a bit about datura, "moonflower, that sounds familiar...hey baby aren't you doing something with moonflower in the backyard this year?" "yeah! it's going to be beautiful" "..." "is this about how daturas are poisonous?" "..." "it's going in on the carport where dog and child can't get to it"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: heh
(trilema) ben_vulpes: certainty is for sessile polyps
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !$ ssh 77.108.80.67 77.108.80.67
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !? ssh 77.108.80.67 77.108.80.67
(trilema) ben_vulpes: $? ssh 77.108.80.67 77.108.80.67
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well yes i'm familiar with how the bits are laid down, but i am less familiar with how trb handles it internally
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: q more along the lines of "what is least necessary to write to disk in order to be useful later"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: walking the blockchain in search of payments to a pubkey or pubkey hash, and indexing those in some manner (accounting for spends) such that they can be reconstituted into a transaction later