benkay: nubbins` the obama capitalist
benkay: besides i'm no arbeiter of strangers on the internet's anything
benkay: this is one of those "if you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it" situtations
benkay: crying shame
benkay: teenage experimentation?
benkay: nubbins`, your wife has probably seen more cunt than your roommie
benkay: indeed.
benkay: indeex.
benkay: "the tinge of unhinged is quite savory"
benkay: how similar is this to the thing that happens to altcoins where the difficulty gets railed and nobody can generate blocks again?
benkay: seethe, ants
benkay: wait i want to watch
benkay: i gather the gem chasers have yet to catch on
benkay: odd reminders of early years on the internet...'first!'
benkay: i had almost three hours on the az link!
benkay: i must be the only human who reads the -assets log.
benkay: "putting solar panels on your roof puts an unfair cost onto your neighbors without solar panels"
benkay: communism requires such contortions of its adherents.
benkay: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-11-15/arizona-regulators-impose-power-grid-fees-for-solar-roofs.html
benkay: ;;ticker --market all
benkay: thestringpuller: irc don't work like that
benkay: ;;later tell coinflow fix mpex charts plz
benkay: that is the article's point.
benkay: on the topic of that part of the world, and women: www.returnofkings.com/16728/russian-girls-are-all-whores
benkay: dem slovakian babes
benkay: lights it at night
benkay: ;;ident Ukto
benkay: i dreamt about the cast of -assets last night
benkay: shit is officially weird, yo
benkay: goes finger-in-butt with bureaucratic inspection efficiency.
benkay: <strike>can</strike>
benkay: asciilifeform: not that anyone should really be surprised when enterprising individuals with motives can outwit a bureaucracy, but it does bear re-mentioning from time to time.
benkay: weapons made on the far side of airport security
benkay: may you live in exciting times, LizF.
benkay: amazing assets!
benkay: correct
benkay: socket has historical data
benkay: ;;seen coinflow
benkay: last tweet was in august
benkay: do note last recorded trade on that site
benkay: is coinbr the state of the art in mpex charting?
benkay: eh. a few months left i warrant.
benkay: ;;ticker --currency xau
benkay: let me know when we hit gold parity
benkay: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/technicalillusions/castar-the-most-versatile-ar-and-vr-system
benkay: "u wants?"
benkay: "they go supercritical 2 years after purchase"
benkay: "o hai we build nuke rods"
benkay: it comes to light that using your hardware generally compromises networks on which it's deployed
benkay: your business is making hardware in networks
benkay: not an insurmountable thing
benkay: :(
benkay: derp: unmount, remount
benkay: <transaction for submission to network appears on re-mounted drive>
benkay: mount, unmount
benkay: tArGetBiTcoInAdDrEsSs123454|1.99999999 into specific dir
benkay: hey so how are the plans for cardano-style wallet hardware coming along?
benkay: i figured they just recorded everything on WU systems.
benkay: i'll raisin d'etre her cookie
benkay: far right looks like fun
benkay: jurov kakobrekla u guise so funny
benkay: either that or come back a bunch.
benkay: so now i gotta teach her about bitcoin
benkay: hey man i'm new at this
benkay: no way would actual traders let that metric reflect reality
benkay: and *then* i started thinking 'oh shit the blue dollar has to be depressed relative to the actual demand'
benkay: met a girl last night claiming she gets 12 local fiat units to the microshitbuck. my first thought was "well obviously this is from your 'boyfriend' who is actually just giving you a great rate because hey hm how much for a blowjob honey?"
benkay: ;;later tell nubbins` http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-11-2013#375253 http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-11-2013#379309 huffy old men.
benkay: hit me
benkay: there are a few...
benkay: non idiots, well
benkay: average sample of wine "experts" can't tell shit from shinola
benkay: "people" make the same arguments about wine
benkay: put a dildo underneath a glass table.
benkay: how do you break a blonde's nose?
benkay: *slams face into glass table again*
benkay: flat
benkay: it's hard
benkay: there's something between me and it
benkay: u guise i can't get to this dick
benkay: derp
benkay: ;;calc 10000/100
benkay: funny fiat butts will never be worth any crypto
benkay: the joke is on "make"
benkay: i want to make some money.
benkay: you make money?
benkay: hm.
benkay: would you commission that?
benkay: user study on mpex?
benkay: could probably write one
benkay: just want to go to accra
benkay: nope.
benkay: me.
benkay: dat dorm lyfe
benkay: juice was free
benkay: i'd love to find that computer
benkay: i mined my first on a cpu
benkay: the ones with any value, at least.
benkay: lessons are expensive.
benkay: gains forgone are losses
benkay: that old saw
benkay: you're not a bitcoiner till someone's run game on you
benkay: how'd you do that?
benkay: ;;ticker --market all
benkay: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-11-12/miner-to-pay-in-bitcoins-for-work-at-tungsten-project.html
benkay: derp.
benkay: oh, i see. that's the extent of the cryptome feedback. they're soliciting input from their readers.
benkay: ofc
benkay: le cardano
benkay: mircea_popescu: did you ever hear back from cryptome?
benkay: i can't wait to see the hacker news threads on mpex and snsa
benkay: i'm waiting for the hacker news pop
benkay: like 5 trades the past week on that one
benkay: "trading"
benkay: software development: http://oglaf.com/obituator/
benkay: mkay
benkay: it's a tlap
benkay: "i don't derp computers but i saw ads in airport the other day and WE NEED THIS"
benkay: that's what the whole barracuda ipo is about
benkay: what'd they do today, dub?
benkay: LET 'ER RIP
benkay: dag
benkay: ;;later tell nubbins` http://www.amazon.com/Reinventing-Collapse-Experience-American-Prospects/dp/0865716854 that'd be the thing. not a documentary per se but better - a book.
benkay: ;;later tell jimmybob that'd be the thing. not a documentary per se but better - a book.
benkay: ;;later tell jimmybob http://www.amazon.com/Reinventing-Collapse-Experience-American-Prospects/dp/0865716854
benkay: a new car, apparently.
benkay: it's just for new cars, the immediate depreciation. there's some psychological value to
benkay: hilariously - cars are a better store of value in argentina than pesos
benkay: keep their money in cars and land
benkay: also argentinians expect it at this point
benkay: ;;ticker --market bitstamp
benkay: next up: disposable plastic firearms
benkay: magic shit
benkay: dat graphene
benkay: the cackling fat black woman is my favorite part of the video
benkay: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/11/craig-cobb-white-supremacist-black_n_4256360.html?utm_hp_ref=tw
benkay: crisis*
benkay: and totally distracted baby me from the argentinean crises
benkay: privilege physics
benkay: as opposed to hemistry
benkay: wait Vexual are you sober!?
benkay: one might munge that into a rectenna
benkay: monochromatic electrons! neat!
benkay: let's go track down an aspie
benkay: but the incentivized humans may have pulled a trick or two while the nerds were stroking
benkay: brute forcing reality fails on the grounds that reality moves way fucking fast and has for a long time
benkay: hash*boat
benkay: hasboat
benkay: hash pirate
benkay: not bad
benkay: this LABCOIN
benkay: got you some btc and the whole world changed?
benkay: onwards and upwards i suppose
benkay: telling someone to grow up
benkay: that was a new experience
benkay: i told a mess of kids what was fighting outside a bar the other day to grow the fuck up
benkay: ha
benkay: these days at least. once upon a time less so.
benkay: ugh i hate fighting though
benkay: don't bring your banker ass into my area, prey on my wimmins
benkay: my bar tho
benkay: luck
benkay: puuuure
benkay: luckily bar staff took my side
benkay: home turf tho, i hopped over the bar after getting cracked pretty hard
benkay: i once picked a fight with a pack of arabs in new york
benkay: whole 'nother skill set :)
benkay: defuses?
benkay: eventually one develops a sense of the actual stakes
benkay: no shit
benkay: it's awesome
benkay: 1000:1
benkay: you've never done ground game?
benkay: yeah but what if he closes mad quick and takes you to the ground for to deploy modern rasslin?
benkay: still total coin toss.
benkay: dat ermberlermp
benkay: daww
benkay: fun is just beginning at that point :)
benkay: first blood doesn't mean shit, you've been in fights
benkay: still, shit criteria :(
benkay: 100:1 against immediately
benkay: it'd have to be something rigorous like "dub beats the ever loving hell out of mp"
benkay: well with moron terms like that
benkay: everybody shakes hands
benkay: 2 punches get thrown
benkay: it's actually a really shitty bet
benkay: we can all use gpg here, like big kids
benkay: we don't need bitbet in this channel
benkay: will anyone make odds on mircea even fighting dub?
benkay: let's make this interesting
benkay: dub's talking mad game
benkay: who's making odds tonight
benkay: bets?
benkay: fighting words
benkay: i want to see you and mircea go mano a mano
benkay: hie thee to the log, sir
benkay: but you seem to be missing some context
benkay: i do not doubt
benkay: did you miss the part where some fucker is actually referencing picking a lock and increasing character attributes?
benkay: that's a whole 'nother chapter in my life
benkay: man i ain't arguing about rpg shit tonight
benkay: but saying "i derped a lock open" they just roll their eyes at you like a reggalar beta
benkay: !last m s.nsa
benkay: charisma is an inherent character attribute
benkay: when you do it with them watching
benkay: the log has a "links only" view now, gecko_x2
benkay: ollllld
benkay: what precisely does fortin have to do with anything?
benkay: karpeles is gox ceo
benkay: 2 bottles of wine deep so my web-fu ain't with it tonight
benkay: wait hang on
benkay: how on earth the fuck does picking a lock give charisma points
benkay: *rage rage rage rage rage*
benkay: "the evolution of the child who is running mt gox"
benkay: evolution_kiddo
benkay: "o i will not change from this date forth"
benkay: everything tangent to the horizon
benkay: (kill ring)
benkay: and let's not disregard the idiocy of this: let's disregard the idiocy of this
benkay: his personal site actually uses "revigorate" as a word
benkay: his personal blog is covered in anime shit
benkay: he wears ears on his twitter photo
benkay: but this is the human who is their chief executive
benkay: just from observing machine behavior from the outside incompetence was apparent
benkay: THAT is the CEO of gox?
benkay: jesus mother of fuck
benkay: FUCK EVERYTHING
benkay: gosh i would love to work for a ceo whose punctuation calls into question whether they are hiring or themselves looking for new work
benkay: how you living, thestringpuller?
benkay: ;;seen pgp
benkay: w/e
benkay: bah
benkay: !d 8
benkay: y'all
benkay: crypto crypto coin
benkay: gream get the hashes
benkay: gpg rules everything around me
benkay: crypto crypto coin
benkay: musta been bitzino or summat
benkay: casinobitcoin: haven't you been kicked before for spamming the chan?
benkay: why u so mad, dub?
benkay: mah nig