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Vexual: picture book of kate moss naked
Vexual: but then theres the section of and made books, printed and bound by the author
Vexual: qalluding to the real adventure with every morsel of truth
Vexual: those are the books i like
Vexual: affiliated sparingly, but reaping life like they were born to it, some scary horror indeed
Vexual: not it really is as hot as the bowls of hell here, so i must abscond to buy another keg of coolant, but think well young benkay
Vexual: you only ever get one shot at life and in 100 years it's all new people
dub: drugs are bad mkay
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 371 @ 0.54790604 = 203.2731 BTC [-] {59}
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 364 @ 0.00647091 = 2.3554 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.39999999 = 3.2 BTC [-] {3}
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 269 @ 0.0058792 = 1.5815 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 3035 @ 0.00105062 = 3.1886 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.625 = 3.75 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 92 @ 0.0058 = 0.5336 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.68 BTC [+]
Vexual: im not a drug user
Vexual: the moral of the rant is, if smidge wanted a learning experience, then thats what he will get
Vexual: you make the rules, ill pay to play
Vexual: change the rules halfway thru, advantage vex
Vexual: germans failing in germany is so delightful
Vexual: you had 4 months to examine and update the contract smideg
Vexual: big dumb fuck
Vexual: you'd better make an offer we cant refuse
[\]: wow
[\]: you go
Vexual: hey fuck business is business
Vexual: he can get any contract he likes notarised, my sources tell me hes fucked for all the deutchmarks
[\]: ...
[\]: Germany uses the Euro
Vexual: things change
[\]: except you
dub: you can't enter intoa contract when drunk or high so you aint got shit Vexual
[\]: lol dub
Vexual: yes i read that dub
Vexual: but by that reasoning the contract is void
Vexual: i'd rather not explain that in german
Vexual: really i like smidge, he had a go, but you gotta learn
Vexual: id take whatevers left without the (possible)fake accounting
Vexual: but i don't think that andry fucker will be that polite
dub: sounds like you got usagi'd
Vexual: i didnt get nothing, i had to pick up the garbage
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.68 = 2.72 BTC [+]
Vexual: and smidge is incommunicardo
Vexual: i just wanted some crazy diversification, then the rules changed
nubbins`: crumb!
Vexual: smide, ill give you a friendly heads up in this candid chat
Vexual: i want eh full investment amount back for breach of cantract, or something similar without the bullshit, or i'll take full risk for any investor that wants to take you
Vexual: make an offer in public
Vexual: real nav with a bullshit fee will do it for me'
nubbins`: vexual, take pictures of your library some time
Vexual: that means actually liquidating assets
Vexual: nubs so much is in boxes and it doesn't have ladders yet so i am shame
Vexual: as you can imagine i move a lot
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2450 @ 0.00087737 = 2.1496 BTC [+]
nubbins`: natch
Vexual: anything less than a 40ft doesnt do it anymore
Vexual: but respectable gents will always pay for reasonable expenses, and scumbags go where they go
ozbot: cypress hill - Break 'Em Off Some - Black Sunday - YouTube
Vexual: im comin for that stack smidge
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12700 @ 0.00087737 = 11.1426 BTC [+]
Vexual: maybe we could have a chat if you're coming back to oz soon
Vexual: but if you wait til xmas
Vexual: what do you even do at samsunbg? clean the toilets?
Vexual: @smidge theres still a big poo on the thrid floor! what the fuck?@
Vexual: halfwitted facism wont float in a bitcoin fund friend
ozbot: Regurgitator - Couldn't Do It - YouTube
Vexual: hey mirc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.3 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell benkay didja fuctor it ?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
Vexual: opsec check
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.27001005 BTC [-]
ozbot: Regurgitator - I Like It Like That - YouTube
Vexual: smidge is the new word for a small sinky stool
Vexual: easy to bury
Vexual: don't talk
Vexual: and if it had a coin in it' i'd pick it out
Vexual: what are your thoughts on adhering to the civil code of the state where you do business mr popescu
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 174 @ 0.00105002 = 0.1827 BTC [-]
Vexual: dont answer that
Vexual: flee immediately!
Vexual: i wonder if i sent an email to smidge if he would return the orginal invexment?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.60950001 = 6.095 BTC [-] {4}
Vexual: ill have to keep pumping til someone orgams
Vexual: its a swan!
ozbot: Hilltop hoods- dumb enough - YouTube
Vexual: lol
Vexual: bonjour
Vexual: yo smidge
ozbot: Flight Facilities - Crave you Feat. Giselle [Official Video] - YouTube
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [-]
Vexual: my german speakers are actually made in england
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Vexual: i just take anarchy too literally
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Vexual: not really kidas
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ozbot: Brand New Key, pair of roller skates - YouTube
Vexual: now that'd make a nice trilemma, but i don't stop
KRS1: yes yes ya'll and ya don't stop
Vexual: kako can kick me and smidge will get a knock on the door in concord time
ozbot: Katy Perry - Roar (Official) - YouTube
Vexual: excellent traack
KRS1: lol that song
KRS1: I've been trippin off this
Vexual: she hides her knickers just so
ozbot: Lorde - Royals (US Version) - YouTube
Vexual: shes fuckin genius
KRS1: yeah she broke guiness records with #1 hits or something of all time, even elvis, the beatles and michael jackson
KRS1: i heard
Vexual: yeah she might have sucked a few dicks to make that data go thru, but its a good song
KRS1: HAHAHA
KRS1: Me and my friend were doing some thinking on prostitutes.
KRS1: We were talking to (an obvious prostitute) at a casino we go to
KRS1: We were thinking..if she makes $1K per week..average price of a dicksucking $200, thats 5 guys per day.
KRS1: Average guy 8" inches..8" X 5 days is 40" of dick per week. Forty inches of dick per week is 160" inches per month, or 13" feet of dick per month.
KRS1: *12
KRS1: Thats 160 feet of dick per year that she has to suck to make avg of $52,000 dollars per year.
KRS1: Thats a lot of sucking.
Vexual: well katy perry makes more than that
KRS1: Yeah, but who wants to start sucking dick to (maybe) make it to that level of fame?
Vexual: nice track royals
KRS1: yeh i like it..kind of a satire on american youth/consumerism.
ozbot: Check your progress pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: KRS1 casino whore makes about 2-3 k a day if she's any good.
Vexual: never heard it b4, love it
mircea_popescu: really good spots (in like vegas) sell for 500k - 1mn a year.
mircea_popescu: or used to. with obamainflation probably 3-5x by now.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.6 = 6 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: also average guy is about 5.5"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.6 = 8.4 BTC [-]
Vexual: mircea_popescue such disregard for english aristocricy and collective nouns is chucklesome
mircea_popescu: which nuns be these ?
KRS1: mircea_popescu: Thanks! I don't feel so bad now.
Vexual: nuns are more italiano
Vexual: cashed up italiano
mircea_popescu: casino (which is a very well researched film) has sharon stone play roughly the role of the upper class casino cocksucker in the 80s
mircea_popescu: so you can watch that and get an idea.
Vexual: black lagoon the anime series is ironicly accurate on the subject of nuns, they make excellend business women
Vexual: the ones allowed the purse strings have piercing eyes
KRS1: libertards..heh
Vexual: not free at all excpeting any market whatever
mircea_popescu: yes. you can't simultaneously be a liberal and normally developed mentally. it's one or the other.
KRS1: Eyes wide open @ Trilema
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Vexual: ive looked eye to eye with some of those old gals and talked money. they dont fuck about
Vexual: a full set of boule balls is besides the point
ozbot: billy joel only the good die young - YouTube
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.5701 = 2.2804 BTC [-] {2}
KRS1: bleh
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.0057 = 0.285 BTC [-] {2}
KRS1: wtf am i doing up so late, doing lines and drinking beer..gotta go to work in 4 hrs
Vexual: what are you doing with a job?
Vexual: im playing royals again
KRS1: ya its a good song..but that singer..
KRS1: She has a big face or something..
Vexual: my girlfriend said i should have heard it b4 but i havent
KRS1: And also makes me think she has like a vaginal odor or something..idk why.
Vexual: she seems to know all the words
Vexual: my truck has 83 blues on the tape plater
Vexual: i cant even sing muddy waters
KRS1: I live in the rural areas of my county, in the countryside among upper class ranch owners and I'm blasting this at 3AM through my 12" speakers 500 watts 3 way mids highs and also subwoofer..i think you can hear it for a mile
ozbot: Future - Sht - YouTube
Vexual: i got it loud better be good
Vexual: krs1 you owe me for the beef with the meth dealer next door, i cant find the volume down button
KRS1: haha i'm sure there's a lot of shit going down out here...most of the shit you never hear of does.
Vexual: shifting gear like monarco in this hood
Vexual: you may have killed your first man with this song krs1`
KRS1: i dont live far from miami..the radio stations are playing this on lock
Vexual: yep the neighbours doof went loud near the end, shit hasnt been to amourous since i intslled a keg
KRS1: heh
Vexual: now they fighting
Vexual: wont be me that dies, ive got mcafee
Vexual: thats like poor social skills
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KRS1: wut lol
Vexual: viking blood
Vexual: id like to go to miami
Vexual: how does one dance there? is it cuban?
ozbot: Bob Marley - African Herbsman (1973) - YouTube
KRS1: very cuban
KRS1: they're friendly and the food is great
Vexual: gumbo fusion?
KRS1: heh good song
KRS1: no gumbo
Vexual: whot hen?
KRS1: plantains, beef, pork, rice
KRS1: its mmm so good
Vexual: ill eat it
KRS1: its SOOOOO good bro
Vexual: on the beach with a crab claw and rhum?
KRS1: they slow roast pork like all day
KRS1: good song
Vexual: and mental drunks in loud shirts?
KRS1: yeh
KRS1: its a shithole, except for the beaches and vacation spots though.
KRS1: for the most part.
ozbot: Snoop Dogg - Pimp Slapp'd (Suge Knight Diss) - YouTube
Vexual: i never snows coz its troppo right?
Vexual: :)
KRS1: never snows lol
KRS1: ever
KRS1: even when its cold you can still go out in shorts and a think shirt at least.
KRS1: thick
Vexual: speedboat on the flats with some marina babes
KRS1: the only time it gets cold is when the southeast gets a blast from the north it will linger for a week or two then go back to 65-75 deg
Vexual: whats your latitude?
KRS1: i like it..Miami is a major Alpha City (like new york) but smaller...lots of biz
KRS1: the tropics officially start in my county
Vexual: im at about 13deg south and its hotter than a hookers snatch
KRS1: Lat: 25.78
KRS1: where at
Vexual: north queensland
KRS1: oh other side of the equator
Vexual: yep
KRS1: thats crazy far from here
Vexual: the internet is slow and im the only guy for 100k's with no shotygun
KRS1: everyone in the US thinks you guys are "red necks" or "Bogans" as you would call them.
Vexual: well i just moved from sydney
KRS1: From what I know you guys love to drag race (so do I) and there are fast Ford's there.
Vexual: now im closer to singapore than sydney
KRS1: neat.
KRS1: you like good music and thats cool
KRS1: damnit i wish i could stop doing this stuff i gotta get up for work soon
Vexual: pankake wishes his piff was from here
KRS1: piff?
Vexual: cuban cannabis from new yourk? also pankakkes pretend invextment fund,
ozbot: SoundCloud - Share Your Sounds
KRS1: havent tried cuban weed..im sure its not that great.
KRS1: if there is such a thing
KRS1: british columbia (BC buds aint bad)
KRS1: gonna grab another beer and listen to ^ Bitcoin Baron
Vexual: they prefer a piff in france, kush is no good
Vexual: they also prefer duck with a cherry sauce and a knife and fork to beans eaten off the floor with your fingers
KRS1: Bitcoin its a nerdy livin
Vexual: tell that to mp
KRS1: i already know what he'd say lol
KRS1: some of the ipo's are very interesting..i liks S.NSA
KRS1: although i think its years ahead of its time..the public doesn't need anything like it..yet.
KRS1: my GOD i gotta slow down..gotta go to work in a few hours.. I have a cubicle goddamnit.
KRS1: 3:30 AM here
truffles: not here
truffles: uve been drinking?
KRS1: yeah downing them one after the other..
KRS1: the problem is these lines keep popping up
truffles: best way
truffles: which lines
KRS1: heh
KRS1: if anyone who might live near me can hear my DCM 12's they must be wondering where the fuck its coming from
truffles: lucky i dont have that problem
truffles: none of that is getting purchases in this house :D
KRS1: going through a liberating phase in my life
truffles: orly
KRS1: so far so good..2013 was fucked up year for me..ironically money wasnt one of my problems.
truffles: better to reach it now than when ure like 90
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 63 @ 0.0061765 = 0.3891 BTC [+]
truffles: well if ure lucky ull make 90..
KRS1: yah..just hoping next year will be better..i think it will. i hope to do even more business than this year.
Vexual: as long as we remember we are all just flange couplings
KRS1: when you are young you dont care
Vexual: a jump point for a disease you didnt know existed
KRS1: i'm not that young, but i still dont care..im a bachelor
truffles: u do have freedom then
truffles: no obligations or expectations
KRS1: kinda
Vexual: you ont neecd to know
KRS1: i have a promise to a dying parent..which sucks.
KRS1: and fuck alzheimer's disease...fuck it to hell goddamnit
Vexual: promise not too heed nay advice of a failed human
truffles: if i could undo not being a bachelor i would!
Vexual: did i have dinner yet?
truffles: wait til ure 50, thats when a male is rly mature anyway : D
truffles: vexual what r u having
KRS1: i think ur right
truffles: i know
truffles: men r sooooo immature
Ademan: The heck just happened to AM1 on havelock?
truffles: does a man rly know what he wants
KRS1: does a woman?
truffles: she's always planned it out many yrs prior
Vexual: ive got a keg of something squires
KRS1: but easily changes her mind and justifies it
Vexual: fully hopped for my emjoyment
KRS1: men can stay focused better so which is the worst of either evil? neither really
truffles: just go for the mature ones
truffles: beer sucks
Vexual: i suck beer
KRS1: beer is great, but lager and stouts suck
Vexual: 6 or 9 litro p nighto
truffles: its not real alcohol anyways
KRS1: never seen it vexual: comes in a black bottle? must get you drunk
KRS1: < miller lite tonight
truffles: "lite"
Vexual: yeah black blastic amber glass with a co2 cartridge for effective head
KRS1: I drink beers, dont like the heavy stuff.
KRS1: wow rly
KRS1: thats style lol
Vexual: pours from the fridge and one counts in 3 litre units
Vexual: wild caught barramundi and mudcrab sooth the swelling organs
KRS1: markets are starting to look better
KRS1: one more beer and cigarette and im gonna "try" to sleep.
truffles: u could take more beer to bed
Vexual: and an ongoing agreement with malaysia allowing the use of tom yum paste
Ademan: There should be a "nightstand" version of the beer helmet
Vexual: any frenchman would prefer a magpie goose to a boring duck
truffles: u could invent it
Vexual: u can get a keg and a small fridge
Vexual: mp has almost frozen champage by his bed
truffles: he's too skinny to have high tolerance
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Vexual: that fat apron wiping brodeaux exile that can shoot and cook a duck that makes life worthwhile while hes 8 bottles in at midday
Vexual: i love france
truffles: viva la ..
Vexual: la vida even
Ademan: What's going on with AM1?
KRS1: double top? bollinger bands opening though
Vexual: hold and wait adejew
KRS1: right
truffles: what is adejew?
Ademan: Vexual: wasn't planning on selling unless something catastrophic happened, I figure there's some news behind this price drop
Ademan: truffles: my kosher twin
truffles: oh i didnt put that together..
Vexual: never ever underestimate a newmoney china man with the skills to pay the bills
Vexual: am will exist for generations
KRS1: last beer, this one should do me in
Ademan: truffles: took me a second haha
truffles: is he saying u're cheap or something?
truffles: cuz i know some rly cheap ppl that arent jewish
Vexual: jews dont even exist
Vexual: youre from new york or israel
truffles: dont exist?
Vexual: i dont read the bible
truffles: well im agnostic now, but theyre in it
Vexual: i just run on pop culture
Vexual: its a thing
KRS1: why not..it wouldnt be popular if it sucked
Vexual: maybe a few in russia still
Vexual: underrepresented on youtube
truffles: there was a program about a jewish school or something here
truffles: i forgot what it was about..
truffles: its a lifestyle ldo
Vexual: cunts never even had cars! how did they do it? hoi!
KRS1: 779 btc sell order on gox..think it will get bought into?
truffles: i do get annoyed when someone calls themself jewish, christian etc when they dont even practice it..
truffles: KRS1 ofc
truffles: ure not going to bed soon r ya
Ademan: KRS1: tons of stuff that sucks is popular
Ademan: oh wait, context, sorry
truffles: bitcoin is popular right now :D
ozbot: Beastie Boys : Skills to Pay the Bills - YouTube
truffles: why not make bitcoins easy to use to pay for alcohol
truffles: thats something to work on guys
Vexual: id be bookbroke
truffles: what happened to that bitcoin atm
KRS1: thanks vexual: good one =D
Vexual: if you bring bitcoingrog to my town ill gas it like smidge
KRS1: vexual how much is petrol there
Vexual: 1.50 aud per litre
truffles: he doesnt sell crack, dont believe him
Vexual: 0.2 btc a tank fillup
Vexual: my shit is hella thirsty
Vexual: you got a big tank they say
Vexual: tell me about it i says
KRS1: Vexual: 1.0725/liter here
truffles: i forgot the time frame for bitcoin making it to 750
KRS1: i dun think the world is ready for Trilema yet..some genius shit in here.
Ademan: I had two years to 500 in my head but it could happen this year...
truffles: KRS1 orly
KRS1: I think
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Vexual: 107 sound like licking a sheiks anus
truffles: nudie pics?
KRS1: just reading
truffles: link
ozbot: Beastie Boys - Funky Boss - YouTube
KRS1: sec
truffles: obv gonna mock a bit : D
ozbot: Check your progress pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
KRS1: might have to read it a few times
KRS1: not only that one but others i've ready
Vexual: lol thats the boss
truffles: he's on a horse
KRS1: I'm blasting it right now
KRS1: maybe thats a camel, because of the pyramids
truffles: in the dessert
KRS1: Doesnt he look like tom hanks
truffles: nah thats a horse
KRS1: God I gotta get some rest..gotta get up in a couple of hours to go to work..I have a cubicle I gotta loaf in for christ sake.
truffles: sigh
truffles: who uses the words "tard" anymore
KRS1: u gotta read some of the other articles..pure genius i tell ya
KRS1: might be hard to recognize but i see it
truffles: u just wanted to give me a laugh : d
KRS1: heh
truffles: "muchly beloved"
truffles: thats y i never make it to the end of his stuff : (
KRS1: English might not be his first language.
truffles: i know that
truffles: but his word choices are trying to make u think he's a native
truffles: and he fails so hard
KRS1: step back a bit and grasp the idea he's conveying
KRS1: yeah i know
truffles: im an idea person
KRS1: sometimes i get lost a bit
Vexual: english might not be your first
truffles: otherwise i wouldnt use the slang : d
Vexual: its contrite cleverity
Vexual: i dont know many humans that could rightly disgree with most of his work
KRS1: ok im passing out now, was a pleasure gentlemen, salutations from the U.S.
truffles: vexual orly
KRS1: idk exactly how many drugs are in my system but its making me tired now and i needed that
Vexual: what you got something clever to say in response to any trilemme you chose?
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Vexual: ive read a fair bit, and it makes one think, but hard to discuess
truffles: maybe the words arent well put together u know
Vexual: for a mereling like me anyhow
Vexual: its all by design
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3122 @ 0.00013699 = 0.4277 BTC [-]
Vexual: i call it 2.5 flavours of irony
Vexual: its that university essay that must be passed
Vexual: and all the tea in china wont buy a psychiatrist
truffles: why doesnt he get an english tutor or something
truffles: this isnt good
truffles: he's rolling in bitcoin now
truffles: oh wait he's got loyal readers
Vexual: his english is better than mine
truffles: dont believe that
truffles: ure not trying too hard atm
Vexual: fuck you cunt, he makes english his bitch
Vexual: and i should know
Vexual: im not too shabby with the old, you should know myself
Vexual: and my total romainian is something about eating myu own poo
truffles: ure romanian?
Vexual: and i can buy a good horse
Vexual: no, but im not american
truffles: "as that thing that makes me their superior and them my inferiors" knew he thought he was superior now its in words :D
Vexual: i ahve an interest in some of the best riding ponies this side of the alps
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ozbot: Stone Roses - Fools Gold(Full Version) - YouTube
truffles: eclectic tastes?
Vexual: :)
Vexual: we have truffle apprximations here at the forgotten arse of gondwana
Vexual: but theyre a little different
Vexual: ok fuck the games, theyre just stale truffles
Vexual: subaeranagosia is a different beast
Vexual: shell have you rethingink cambodias fish tank
truffles: that stuff is bad umk
Vexual: evloutionary biologists will tell you it came with the first pine logs on ships from europe
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.1203575 = 0.2407 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: its a fucked up business 50000 years throug papua new guinea, came in a wombats intestine
truffles: maybe cuz it takes more to kill?
Vexual: nearly imposible to cultivate
Vexual: but its like a bit croatian strip club bouncer that likes your style in a fight out the front
truffles: ure talking to me but not to me
Vexual: even if you never did pay for the champagne
Vexual: im talking directly to you turffles
truffles: free champagne?
Vexual: nothing is free in waterworld
truffles: obv not me
Vexual: thats good, bcause the big boss bouncere will watch with glee as you fracture an ocular and a finger and get bruised, and when the fight is over, he will quickly and deftly remove a tooth or two to signal the other apes that you have been warnerd
truffles: ive never had to fight anyone
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3800 @ 0.00013699 = 0.5206 BTC [-]
Vexual: well all the serbs with your good crystal and cats insitst 4am is a good time to play golf
Vexual: but 4am leaves someone driving a wheelchair with a straw
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 182 @ 0.0010703 = 0.1948 BTC [+]
Vexual: doesn't pay for the dental implants, but the luls is epic
truffles: i talk like through ppl all the time, i get it
truffles: like that*
Vexual: i had no part in any of that
truffles: ure talking with me, but not to me
Vexual: i am talking directly to you
truffles: u can pm me u know?
Vexual: i dont know how to irc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5995 BTC [+]
Vexual: [20:48] <Vexual> theyre really good at bullshitting some excuse for poorly designed flange coupling
Vexual: truffles tried to touch me
Vexual: asl he goes
Vexual: whatchu wearing he goes
Vexual: lol
Vexual: what are you cia?
Vexual: no nyour muma
truffles: if im that good they should hire me
Vexual: look brah i never did nothing and i dont know anything
Vexual: i wouldnt be surprised
truffles: whats the salary like
Vexual: poor
Vexual: but you get to travel
Vexual: or you get a pc computer
truffles: i dont think i want to travel though
Vexual: well a computer then
truffles: if salary is poor, thats not helping me any
Vexual: well you get acces to some nice info
truffles: whatll that do for me
Vexual: sell it to russia if the money if it only 100k
truffles: then i get snowdened yay
Vexual: cia got snowdened
Vexual: snowden snowdened them
Vexual: if i goyt 100k to run that shit id do the same
Vexual: whatd do they think its 1992?
Vexual: smidge gets more than that cleaning the toilets at samsung
ozbot: Wanna get hiiiigh? - YouTube
Vexual: ill run the cia
Vexual: 4 shin drills 4 meth heads 400000 bloggers, total sost, less than 1 snowden
Vexual: no need to fill up the hard drive, just ask sround
Vexual: but if any cia is listening, you can fuck right off b4 you knock, im fully funded'
Vexual: and the neighbours pay $5 an agent
Vexual: ill shut i down for a seret 7
ozbot: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC (with lyrics) - YouTube
Vexual: ;ticker
truffles: good song
Vexual: i like this one that someone played earlier
ozbot: Lorde - Royals (US Version) - YouTube
Vexual: ban10 i think
Vexual: clever
truffles: royals another good 1
Vexual: i hjad never heard it b4
Vexual: is it popular in americas?
truffles: i dunno
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18250 @ 0.00087992 = 16.0585 BTC [+] {3}
Vexual: not ebven ham?
Vexual: some nerd you are
truffles: but im not a nerd
truffles: ppl i know irl might think that though
Vexual: if you can download an mp3 you're a nerd, it's okay
ozbot: "Going up the Country" - Canned Heat / WOODSTOCK '69 - YouTube
truffles: i thought u were linking lordi for a sec, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODnZv80pzKU
truffles: dont like last as much
Vexual: now i know why you're called truffles
Vexual: aa preference for public toilets
truffles: u prob had too much beer now
truffles: what % alcohol is in it?
Vexual: your metal is faggot percent
truffles: sounds too much like johnny cash
Vexual: better than an exhaling anus
truffles: haters gonna hate
Vexual: faggots gonna take it in the arse
Vexual: and we're gonna get kicked
Vexual: luckilyu kako burns mega herb and is a gentle soul
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1102 @ 0.00087737 = 0.9669 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 270 @ 0.00105004 = 0.2835 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5821001 BTC [-]
ozbot: CYPRESS HILL- CHECKMATE - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 50 @ 0.57580002 = 28.79 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.57 = 4.56 BTC [-]
Vexual: anyone got the pic of the girl with the 6990 t?
truffles: howd u get any sleep
thestringpuller: ;;seen smickles
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 3 days, 18 hours, 21 minutes, and 12 seconds ago: <smickles> $avg
thestringpuller: i'm going to sue smickles one of these days it seems
KRS1: lol idk
KRS1: Ready for work though..kinda.
truffles: sicko
truffles: maybe drink on sat instead :D
KRS1: cant believe I can still pull allnighters like when i was younger.
thestringpuller: who da fuck listens to cypress hill anymore
thestringpuller: you guys are old
thestringpuller: Macklemore is what's up
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.56 = 1.68 BTC [-] {3}
KRS1: HAHA
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.55 BTC [-]
KRS1: thats a cold-ass honky.
ozbot: MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT. WANZ (OFFICIAL VIDEO) - YouTube
Vexual: when mp dies the kids will look flash
ozbot: MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - SAME LOVE feat. MARY LAMBERT (OFFICIAL VIDEO) - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 45 @ 0.00569604 = 0.2563 BTC [-] {3}
thestringpuller: When MP dies, it will be due to assassination most likely.
thestringpuller: BY DA GOVERNMENT
thestringpuller: UBER CONSPIRACY
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 526 @ 0.00566104 = 2.9777 BTC [-] {4}
Vexual: flip that and reverse it
KRS1: ;;seen mircea_popescu
gribble: mircea_popescu was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 hours, 59 minutes, and 20 seconds ago: <mircea_popescu> yes. you can't simultaneously be a liberal and normally developed mentally. it's one or the other.
KRS1: Phew, he's probably still alive.
Vexual: ha thats that cunt
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 1050 @ 0.00566101 = 5.9441 BTC [-]
truffles: KRS1 why, did price drop too low?
Vexual: noone ever got rich wasting money
KRS1: eh...wow that sun comes up quick.
Vexual: tuesday dawn is 8 hoiurs off here
Vexual: what would happen if the churches forced faggots to marry?
Vexual: its all just somantics
Vexual: but people happilt ask for church business to be more involved with their govt
Vexual: facebook would say no marrige for gays, thats how dumb people are
KRS1: startbitforce.bat
KRS1: (5s):57.68G (avg):57.55Gh/s | A:1280 R:0 HW:13 WU:796.6/m
assbot: 123!
KRS1: hehe
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3796 @ 0.00013699 = 0.52 BTC [-]
truffles: i like every other macklemore song..
truffles: saved mostly by the band if there is one
truffles: orchestra?
truffles: Apocalyptic im not that bored yet
smidge: vexual wtf?
truffles: he's drunk dude
Vexual: you like the contract to serve yourself
Vexual: your accounting is dodgy and i smell fish
Vexual: dodging straightforward questions never instills faith either
smidge: dude you must be so f-ing drunk, i cant believe it
Vexual: why do you say that?
Apocalyptic: truffles, ?
smidge: do you even know anything about how a fund works?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 216 @ 0.00198999 = 0.4298 BTC [-]
truffles: did u mean bitcoin prices were boring today Apocalyptic?
Vexual: yeah i read the contract
Apocalyptic: truffles, yeah
Apocalyptic: tight trading range
smidge: you didnt, or else you would not ask questions and troll like that
Apocalyptic: smidge, what fund are you running ?
Vexual: answer the questions
smidge: why are you hating like that?
smidge: what the fuck is wrong with you
Vexual: "what the actual fuck" is rhetorical, i put that in so you had something to ignore and save afce
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1325 @ 0.00199 = 2.6368 BTC [+]
smidge: oh, interesting
Vexual: yeah
Vexual: simple questions man
smidge: i am trying to professionally wind this thing down in the best interest of the shareholders
smidge: i will buy back your shares
smidge: today
smidge: because i dont want you in there any more
Vexual: make an offer
smidge: i will
smidge: fucking sober up man
truffles: not everyone is strong enough for the alcohol
smidge: and edit or delete your post, it makes you look like a jerk
smidge: you got it truffles
truffles: afaik he's drinking some lite beer :D
Apocalyptic: truffles, depends on the amount
Vexual: tell me something i wanna hear
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18650 @ 0.00087017 = 16.2287 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: shit man, ill take flights to frankfurt and half the youtube ad money, gotta think outside the box
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.1229 = 0.2458 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 3000 @ 0.0001011 = 0.3033 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.61 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.00604936 = 0.2117 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00605637 = 0.1817 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MG] 2712 @ 0.00013 = 0.3526 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 319 @ 0.00105002 = 0.335 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 104 @ 0.00552231 = 0.5743 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.61479999 = 4.9184 BTC [+] {2}
jurov: vexual when do you sleep?
Vexual: at night like a normal person
jurov: um... so you troll on irc somnambulant?
jurov: would explain the weird stuff
jurov: ;D
Vexual: :)
ozbot: Die Antwoord - Fok Julle Naaiers (Nero remix) - YouTube
Vexual: thought for food might keep me awake
Vexual: talk of triggers on 2.5 btc and all
imsaguy: thestringpuller, why sue smickles?
ozbot: Regina Spektor - "Us" [OFFICIAL Video] - YouTube
ozbot: blackgrape- in the name of the father - YouTube
ozbot: Take The Money And Run - The Steve Miller Band (Lyrics + HQ) - YouTube
Vexual: good use of a vexualism jurov
ozbot: Joe Walsh - Life's Been Good - YouTube
Vexual: its not a word but it counts
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.69348300 BTC to 1`386`966 shares, 50 satoshi per share
jurov: that's kinda popescuism, not vexualism, no?
Vexual: somnambulant was mine i think
Vexual: quite nonsensicle
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.614 BTC [-]
Vexual: but this word troll gets misused
Vexual: perhaps im guilty
Vexual: but when guardings a bridge, the questions must be answered truthfully
Vexual: or at least lend a few synaptic channels to the lie
Vexual: if bald afced retardation must be exposed, i will
truffles: steve miller song was nice
Vexual: low and hard like a troll if i must
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.6 = 3 BTC [-]
Vexual: no v, v ,video yet?
Vexual: hey, they do art
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 7500 @ 0.000137 = 1.0275 BTC [+]
Vexual: i just send my mongol swords to cypus?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.614 BTC [+]
Vexual: i don't want to be the one to say it, it all looks slick but the logo is gay
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.614 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 5 @ 0.0483999 = 0.242 BTC [+]
Vexual: neo bee sounds like the old hive for heisenbergs
ThickAsThieves: The layout is done by an agency, the logo for Neo I like, the Bee logo is a little too obvious for me
ThickAsThieves: well i shouldnt say obvious
ThickAsThieves: cuz an actual bee would be obvious
ThickAsThieves: but maybe called for
Vexual: i guess it might lookm familiar if it becomes a household name, it still looks like comic sans with a bigger e
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.69348300 BTC to 1`386`966 shares, 50 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 4 @ 0.0486 = 0.1944 BTC [+]
truffles: must like the matrix
Vexual: is the hive even on ed?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.69348300 BTC to 1`386`966 shares, 50 satoshi per share
Vexual: nope
Vexual: pre imageboard
Vexual: ill those dude make a go of it TAT?
Vexual: do you think they will make it?
Vexual: neobee
Vexual: you've looked em' in the eye, you they have the pizazz?
topace_: ThickAsThieves: saturday/sunday dividends paid
topace_: sorry about that
Vexual: and the n n knowhoe?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5000 @ 0.000137 = 0.685 BTC [+]
Vexual: see that smidge? dividends like in the contract
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 9022 @ 0.00013698 = 1.2358 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 755 @ 0.000137 = 0.1034 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.00555 = 0.1943 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 96 @ 0.00184 = 0.1766 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: was smidge complaining about xbond now?
Vexual: hes complaining about difficult "hater" questions
ThickAsThieves: Vexual, is your question, is Neo real and making an honest go of it?
Vexual: re smidge fund
Vexual: yeah u met the neo guy, do you theink they can make it?
Vexual: *guys
ThickAsThieves: well, disclaiming all bias, etc, etc, I can tell you Danny is giving it his all
ThickAsThieves: he has exceeded my expectations so far
Vexual: half of it will be public speaking, or at least a solid 3 eighths
Vexual: :)
Vexual: not really
ThickAsThieves: it's part of it I guess
Vexual: arent there 10 executives or something?
ThickAsThieves: he's made progress on hiring the rest of thekey staff
ThickAsThieves: but i dont recall if he's done
ThickAsThieves: mostly i need to let the official updates do the talking
Vexual: does he call it a bank?
ThickAsThieves: no he does not
ThickAsThieves: we've toyed with new terms for it
ThickAsThieves: but nothing has stuck
Vexual: i like that, very bitcoin
Vexual: is it a bank, nah its something else
ThickAsThieves: it's a sort of digital financial services provider
Vexual: coinhouse?
Vexual: a blank
ThickAsThieves: a finserv
ThickAsThieves: was my only idea
Vexual: investment house i think theyre called in the old world
ThickAsThieves: it's a brand name though, so not sure if it would fly
Vexual: theyre better off with just neo bee
ThickAsThieves: well the thing is you want the customers to feel like it's a bank but different
Vexual: i hope danny gets a hard arse on the team
Vexual: its quite a mission and i hope they dont fuck up
Vexual: id like to see it succeed
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.6 = 2.4 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [-]
Vexual: its a real do or die endeavour
Vexual: doom or boom?
Vexual: its fucking doomed
Vexual: but i really hope im wrong
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 250 @ 0.00199 = 0.4975 BTC [+]
truffles: such an optimist
Vexual: problem is im hardly ever wrong
Vexual: i did think a cow was a bull once
truffles: uve been wrong lots today already
Vexual: have i? sorry
ozbot: Rihanna - Diamonds - YouTube
truffles: what u dont like?
Vexual: hes french, black girls are monkeys
jcpham: yellow diamonds
ozbot: Zardonic & Krusha - Mechagodzilla - YouTube
jcpham: there's a remix that's even better
truffles: i like the effect the song has
Vexual: oh that zings
truffles: she's not the best of singers
Vexual: pankakke u evil fik, thats a zinger
ozbot: Rihanna - "We Found Love" (Glitchdick Remix) - EARMILK.COM
jcpham: i hope i ruined your day
jcpham: if you like that song
truffles: did not like "we found love"
truffles: i like 5 of her songs so far
Vexual: rhianna gozilla mix
Vexual: without rhianna
ozbot: Christian The Lion & GLITCHDICK - We Found Love Remix | HD - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 250 @ 0.00106999 = 0.2675 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: well I actually like that rihanna song :|
truffles: do not
Vexual: when i close my eyes i see a big lizard mating with the eifell tower
truffles: u should get some sleep vexual
truffles: later
Vexual: godzilla doesnt have curtains
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 320 @ 0.00107 = 0.3424 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 10000 @ 0.00019 = 1.9 BTC [-]
Vexual: you should get some truffles, polesmoker
ozbot: Silverchair - Tomorrow (live) - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 262 @ 0.0004229 = 0.1108 BTC [-] {11}
gecko_x2: no point in dreaming of me.. i'm avexual.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 488 @ 0.00022988 = 0.1122 BTC [-] {8}
Vexual: neigh
pankkake: MECHAGODZILLA
ozbot: silverchair - Shade - YouTube
jurov: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 367.1, Best ask: 370.0, Bid-ask spread: 2.90000, Last trade: 367.1, 24 hour volume: 24762.73591549, 24 hour low: 303.82628, 24 hour high: 372.5, 24 hour vwap: 336.67981
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 214 @ 0.00107 = 0.229 BTC [+]
Vexual: kids not failing is so 96
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 14 @ 0.27000711 = 3.7801 BTC [-] {7}
Vexual: it doesnt matter whos fucking carpet it is
Vexual: if you shit on it, ill rub your nose in it till you learn
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.58116666 = 3.487 BTC [-] {3}
pankkake: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 269060 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 1083 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 5 days, 11 hours, 56 minutes, and 20 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 564512967.588 | Estimated Percent Change: 10.4874
pankkake: eh, going up again
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 433 @ 0.00579 = 2.5071 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: oh noes!
ozbot: Clare Bowditch - Bigger Than The Money - YouTube
Diablo-D3: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 367.1, Best ask: 368.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.90000, Last trade: 368.0, 24 hour volume: 23701.48885191, 24 hour low: 305.01001, 24 hour high: 372.5, 24 hour vwap: 337.87644
ozbot: Willy Wonka Elevator WTF - YouTube
|KRS|: t'sup everyone (yawn) barely making it on 2 hrs sleep
|KRS|: Vexual: check out Jimmy James http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn5WGgOtLPo
Vexual: im familiar with jimmy james, are you aware of jimmy reacrd?
ozbot: Drapht - Jimmy Recard Music Vid - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 100 @ 0.0010503 = 0.105 BTC [-]
Vexual: swimming in his winnings
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.566 BTC [-]
Vexual: [23:23] <*****> can you please delete your post
|KRS|: HAH
|KRS|: I am so fonking tired.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.566 BTC [-]
ozbot: Dutch food delivery website now takes bitcoin - Businessweek
Vexual: whats dutch food? omletes and hashish?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 147 @ 0.00556 = 0.8173 BTC [-]
Vexual: oh, bulk eggs and tomatoes
pankkake: pizza, it looks like
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 773 @ 0.0001369 = 0.1058 BTC [+]
Vexual: bring me bitcoin wkame
Vexual: wakame
benkay: ;;seen Girlfawksey
gribble: I have not seen Girlfawksey.
benkay: ;;seen Girlfawkesy
gribble: Girlfawkesy was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 27 weeks, 6 days, 0 hours, 25 minutes, and 56 seconds ago: <Girlfawkesy> too many coins, its a problem
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1000 @ 0.0010501 = 1.0501 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 12210 @ 0.00013692 = 1.6718 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1058 @ 0.0010501 = 1.111 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4438 @ 0.000137 = 0.608 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3562 @ 0.000137 = 0.488 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 12790 @ 0.0001369 = 1.751 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: yes Vexual, smoke and a pancake
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 252 @ 0.0010501 = 0.2646 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 421 @ 0.00106996 = 0.4505 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: nice one kako
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5000 @ 0.00013 = 0.65 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 3303 @ 0.00107 = 3.5342 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 263818 @ 0.00013 = 34.2963 BTC [-] {10}
chaang-noi: ;;goxlag
gribble: Error: Problem retrieving gox lag. Try again later.
Vexual: lag lag
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 37336 @ 0.00013 = 4.8537 BTC [-] {15}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 22933 @ 0.00013 = 2.9813 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 55316 @ 0.00013 = 7.1911 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 19672 @ 0.00013 = 2.5574 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5301 @ 0.00013 = 0.6891 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 92766 @ 0.00013 = 12.0596 BTC [-] {12}
the20year1: Any of you guys know when the winklevoss IPO goes live?
a22286446: ipo for an etf? is that a thing?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1110 @ 0.00013 = 0.1443 BTC [-] {2}
the20year1: It doesn't seem that they have a ticker, so don't they have to ipo?
a22286446: i'm not sure how an etf gets launched. but to answer the root of the question, i don't believe a date has been set yet.
benkay: well first someone raises a giant pile of money
benkay: generally from people who understand what precisely an etf is and how one is managed
benkay: although how a pair of rowers managed to convince someone to let them stroke off in public with someone else's capital is a mystery
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 42040 @ 0.00013 = 5.4652 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 115 @ 0.00107 = 0.1231 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 39414 @ 0.00013 = 5.1238 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2485 @ 0.00013 = 0.3231 BTC [-] {6}
dub: they just want to show off their cox
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 14125 @ 0.00013 = 1.8363 BTC [-] {8}
benkay: dub
benkay: mah nig
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1013 @ 0.00013798 = 0.1398 BTC [+] {2}
jcpham: did someone say cocks?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1664 @ 0.00013798 = 0.2296 BTC [+] {3}
dub: ur cox is goxxed
chaang-noi: ;;goxlag
gribble: Error: Problem retrieving gox lag. Try again later.
jcpham: ;;coxchoke
gribble: Error: "coxchoke" is not a valid command.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 22 @ 0.00579999 = 0.1276 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.00579999 = 0.116 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 954 @ 0.00013798 = 0.1316 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.00579999 = 0.116 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1400 @ 0.00013799 = 0.1932 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 22 @ 0.00579999 = 0.1276 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4300 @ 0.00013799 = 0.5934 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 100 @ 0.00106998 = 0.107 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6129 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.6133 = 3.6798 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.615 = 1.23 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 10054 @ 0.00013799 = 1.3874 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2317 @ 0.00013799 = 0.3197 BTC [+] {2}
jurov: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 269073 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 1070 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 5 days, 12 hours, 22 minutes, and 16 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 562939111.73 | Estimated Percent Change: 10.17936
bitesak: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 364.62435, Best ask: 365.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.37565, Last trade: 365.0, 24 hour volume: 19083.69758168, 24 hour low: 318.418, 24 hour high: 372.5, 24 hour vwap: 343.39754
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 870 @ 0.00013766 = 0.1198 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 76 @ 0.00579999 = 0.4408 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 21 @ 0.00579999 = 0.1218 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 279 @ 0.00198999 = 0.5552 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.61999998 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 900 @ 0.00013799 = 0.1242 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3000 @ 0.00013799 = 0.414 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5027 @ 0.0001375 = 0.6912 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 17701 @ 0.00013855 = 2.4525 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 13400 @ 0.000139 = 1.8626 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 33 @ 0.04623342 = 1.5257 BTC [-] {6}
bitesak: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 364.1, Best ask: 367.1, Bid-ask spread: 3.00000, Last trade: 367.1, 24 hour volume: 18355.81247045, 24 hour low: 321.41, 24 hour high: 372.5, 24 hour vwap: 344.31828
BingoBoingo: ;;coxlag
gribble: Error: "coxlag" is not a valid command.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 110 @ 0.00106998 = 0.1177 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.61999998 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 11 @ 0.61999999 = 6.82 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 44 @ 0.00579999 = 0.2552 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 64 @ 0.00579999 = 0.3712 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 783 @ 0.00013898 = 0.1088 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.24000003 = 0.48 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.625 = 1.25 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.645 = 1.29 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3500 @ 0.00013897 = 0.4864 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 811 @ 0.00013375 = 0.1085 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.645 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.62 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.62 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 44 @ 0.60022727 = 26.41 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 109 @ 0.00198248 = 0.2161 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 130 @ 0.00579901 = 0.7539 BTC [-]
casinobitcoin: Casinobitco.in just sold out our IPO for 2% in 15 minutes https://www.havelockinvestments.com/fund.php?symbol=CBTC#ui-tabs-4
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 500 @ 0.00106944 = 0.5347 BTC [-]
casinobitcoin: We are still considering some private funding/partnership from the right folks. PM or skype casinobitco.in for details.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2711 @ 0.000136 = 0.3687 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.24000003 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 31 @ 0.00579999 = 0.1798 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 45 @ 0.00579999 = 0.261 BTC [+]
dub: would you consider dying in a fire?
a22286446: casinobitcoin: I have 700 btc to invest, is that enough?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 31 @ 0.0058 = 0.1798 BTC [+]
a22286446: am i the right folks?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 175 @ 0.0059245 = 1.0368 BTC [+]
benkay: why u so mad, dub?
firedrops: is cbtc not your favorite?
firedrops: i know nothing of it...
dub: I enjoy getting spammed
firedrops: ah, basic spam rage, i know it well.
casinobitcoin: Hah, yeah just realizing that is probably against rules here to discuss
casinobitcoin: Won't happen again, sorry
casinobitcoin: Carry on
a22286446: casinobitcoin: ur shit is broken. http://imgur.com/vRfu45X
benkay: casinobitcoin: haven't you been kicked before for spamming the chan?
a22286446: plus the site doesn't even work.
casinobitcoin: Not to my knowledge
ThickAsThieves: yeah, and your mother dresses you funny!
a22286446: likely true, but the site provable doesn't work. a casino site that won't let you bet is not very fundable.
benkay: musta been bitzino or summat
casinobitcoin: thanks tat, I'll be sure to have her take me shopping
casinobitcoin: a2: the provably fair? if so let me know
a22286446: provably doesn't work! see imgur ^^
casinobitcoin: ty - see pm
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 3104 @ 0.00010175 = 0.3158 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.3705 = 0.741 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MG] 3000 @ 0.00013 = 0.39 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.625 = 2.5 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 792 @ 0.00013896 = 0.1101 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 200 @ 0.0010601 = 0.212 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 20000 @ 0.00010119 = 2.0238 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 6 @ 0.33330629 = 1.9998 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MG] 20000 @ 0.00013 = 2.6 BTC [-]
ozbot: Why Is Female Sex Tourism Embraced By Society?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 63 @ 0.00198999 = 0.1254 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 150 @ 0.0010601 = 0.159 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 72 @ 0.00579763 = 0.4174 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3200 @ 0.00013897 = 0.4447 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 102 @ 0.00105127 = 0.1072 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1019 @ 0.00105098 = 1.0709 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: BITTA BITTA COIN YA'LL
benkay: crypto crypto coin
thestringpuller: that's it
thestringpuller: that's it!
thestringpuller: get the money money crypto cryto coin
benkay: gpg rules everything around me
benkay: gream get the hashes
benkay: crypto crypto coin
benkay: y'all
thestringpuller: YES BENKAY
thestringpuller: MAH NIGGA
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00199 = 0.199 BTC [+]
benkay: !d 8
benkay: bah
benkay: w/e
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 998 @ 0.00105002 = 1.0479 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 943 @ 0.000138 = 0.1301 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 79 @ 0.0057 = 0.4503 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00556 = 1.112 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00555002 = 0.1832 BTC [-]
benkay: ;;seen pgp
gribble: pgp was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 days, 20 hours, 41 minutes, and 10 seconds ago: <pgp> yep... that's the plan
thestringpuller: GET DA HASHES CRYPTO CRYPTO COIN
benkay: how you living, thestringpuller?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12247 @ 0.00082151 = 10.061 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.4 = 0.8 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: okay who's got that crypto crypto coin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3420 @ 0.000138 = 0.472 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: ;;goxlag
gribble: MtGox lag is 0.665237 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.00133312749964 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin across the outer diameter of Saturn's rings (0.0024 AU).
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6403 @ 0.00082151 = 5.2601 BTC [-]
bgupta: MagicalTux (CEO of MtGox) looking for a job? https://twitter.com/MagicalTux/status/399029014863437824
mike_c: that's him trying to hire, not looking for work :)
bgupta: doh.
bgupta: missed the ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.000138 = 0.138 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.000138 = 0.138 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 158 @ 0.0018501 = 0.2923 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8400 @ 0.00082539 = 6.9333 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 404 @ 0.00105001 = 0.4242 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3062 @ 0.000138 = 0.4226 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 9093 @ 0.00010099 = 0.9183 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: Twitter / MagicalTux: Last day in Poland~ some nice ...
dub: breakfast of champions
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1852 @ 0.0001325 = 0.2454 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: cheesecake for breakfast?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 16988 @ 0.00013133 = 2.231 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1160 @ 0.00013 = 0.1508 BTC [-] {5}
dub: thats the french for you
dub: its probably a garlic cheesecake
benkay: gosh i would love to work for a ceo whose punctuation calls into question whether they are hiring or themselves looking for new work
benkay: FUCK EVERYTHING
benkay: jesus mother of fuck
benkay: THAT is the CEO of gox?
kakobrekla: yeah, whats new?
benkay: just from observing machine behavior from the outside incompetence was apparent
benkay: but this is the human who is their chief executive
benkay: he wears ears on his twitter photo
benkay: his personal blog is covered in anime shit
benkay: his personal site actually uses "revigorate" as a word
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2384 @ 0.0001275 = 0.304 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: and let's not disregard the idiocy of this: let's disregard the idiocy of this
benkay: (kill ring)
benkay: everything tangent to the horizon
benkay: "o i will not change from this date forth"
benkay: evolution_kiddo
benkay: "the evolution of the child who is running mt gox"
benkay: *rage rage rage rage rage*
mike_c: benkay you are going to die of an ulcer within two years.
thestringpuller: we should rob MTGox
thestringpuller: the government already robbed them
ozbot: Twitter / nekohayo: Mastered new skill: lockpicking ...
benkay: how on earth the fuck does picking a lock give charisma points
benkay: wait hang on
benkay: 2 bottles of wine deep so my web-fu ain't with it tonight
benkay: karpeles is gox ceo
thestringpuller: karpeles is a n00b
benkay: what precisely does fortin have to do with anything?
thestringpuller: I'm Magical Tux
thestringpuller: I'm so cool
thestringpuller: I own MtGox
thestringpuller: the government seized our funds
benkay: ollllld
benkay: the log has a "links only" view now, gecko_x2
dub: not sure what ever would have given a good impression about the ceo of gox
dub: also picking locks gives mad points with the bitches
benkay: when you do it with them watching
nubbins`: riding on a bouncy ball
benkay: charisma is an inherent character attribute
dub: I've saved many a day in teh office
thestringpuller: !last m s.mpoe
assbot: Last trade for S.MPOE on MPEX was at 0.00082539 BTC [+]
benkay: !last m s.nsa
assbot: Last trade for S.NSA on MPEX was at 0.00019 BTC [-]
dub: chicks slide straight off their chair when they witness that shit
benkay: but saying "i derped a lock open" they just roll their eyes at you like a reggalar beta
dub: 'omg this dude is not only hot and earning like a nerdy baller, he's a badass too'
benkay: man i ain't arguing about rpg shit tonight
dub: wtf rpg
benkay: that's a whole 'nother chapter in my life
dub: im taking real shit nigga
dub: marketing bitch locked oout of her draw full of crayons, dub to the fucking rescue
benkay: did you miss the part where some fucker is actually referencing picking a lock and increasing character attributes?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12050 @ 0.00083348 = 10.0434 BTC [+]
benkay: i do not doubt
benkay: but you seem to be missing some context
dub: clearly
benkay: hie thee to the log, sir
dub: but in real life my charisma is maxed out
dub: along with my mana and dps
Hiro2: has anyone looked into buying bitmit.net ?
benkay: i want to see you and mircea go mano a mano
dub: that pasty motherfucker dont stand a chance
benkay: fighting words
benkay: bets?
benkay: who's making odds tonight
dub: my crew used to get together and beat the shit out of each other for fun and I dominated
dub: and no fatass slouches were talking rugby players
benkay: dub's talking mad game
dub: also taken my fair share of beatings on teh street
benkay: let's make this interesting
benkay: will anyone make odds on mircea even fighting dub?
dub: I'll take odds on it never happening
nubbins`: if there was a bitbet involving a physical confrontation, i'd lay down
dub: it'd be fun
benkay: we don't need bitbet in this channel
benkay: we can all use gpg here, like big kids
nubbins`: "someone will challenge mp to a fist fight at bitcoin conference"
nubbins`: how many btc on "no" before someone decides to grab it? :0
benkay: it's actually a really shitty bet
benkay: 2 punches get thrown
nubbins`: doubt it would get approved ;/
benkay: everybody shakes hands
benkay: well with moron terms like that
benkay: it'd have to be something rigorous like "dub beats the ever loving hell out of mp"
benkay: 100:1 against immediately
benkay: still, shit criteria :(
dub: well I don't want to hurt the guy, make it first blood oslt
benkay: first blood doesn't mean shit, you've been in fights
benkay: fun is just beginning at that point :)
dub: although I did that with my buddy at a party once, bare fist.. he needed da ambalamps
dub: broken nose and crushed cheekbone
dub: from one punch too :(
benkay: daww
benkay: dat ermberlermp
benkay: still total coin toss.
dub: you could score boxing style but if he hasn't boxed before
dub: gonna get owned not guarding your body
dub: I got knocked the fuck out from a gut shot once
nubbins`: that's how houdini died
nubbins`: i think?
benkay: yeah but what if he closes mad quick and takes you to the ground for to deploy modern rasslin?
dub: well yeah I'd get owned if hes got some gracie shit goign
benkay: you've never done ground game?
benkay: 1000:1
dub: I've never done shit but stand up and punch hard
benkay: it's awesome
dub: yeah I know
dub: luckily when you fight dudes in bars and on the street, they mostly cant fight for shit
dub: people with training dont get into fights
benkay: no shit
benkay: eventually one develops a sense of the actual stakes
dub: I have a buddy who is proper 3rd dan karate, none of this dan grade in a year shit, took him 20 years to get to 3rd
dub: messy drunk and I've seen him get into many situations that I swear were goign to turn real heavy, they never do
benkay: defuses?
dub: dude just projects "i can fuck any number of you up"
benkay: whole 'nother skill set :)
dub: nah he doesnt say shit, they somehow just know not to fuck with him
dub: his total lack of concern probably
benkay: i once picked a fight with a pack of arabs in new york
benkay: home turf tho, i hopped over the bar after getting cracked pretty hard
benkay: luckily bar staff took my side
benkay: puuuure
benkay: luck
dub: word, been there
benkay: my bar tho
dub: bouncers watch you go for a bit then jump in when you start losing
benkay: don't bring your banker ass into my area, prey on my wimmins
dub: I fought 9 guys outside my favourite haunt once, lucky those dudes had my back
dub: got a few of them before they got me tho
benkay: ugh i hate fighting though
benkay: these days at least. once upon a time less so.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.0059 = 0.118 BTC [+]
dub: I miss it at times, walked out of a bar drunk as fuck last year, theres a big group of kids going at it down teh street and I start wading in before gf drags me back
dub: just seemed like a bit of fun
benkay: ha
benkay: i told a mess of kids what was fighting outside a bar the other day to grow the fuck up
benkay: that was a new experience
benkay: telling someone to grow up
dub: yeah, bit more at stake these days
dub: until 25 my life goal was to die in a gunfight with cops
benkay: onwards and upwards i suppose
mike_c: i guess you failed at it :D
benkay: got you some btc and the whole world changed?
dub: now its two mortgages and getting dat superyacht
thestringpuller: why get a superyacht
thestringpuller: when you can have
thestringpuller: a MEGAYACHT
dub: time to gtfo this lab
benkay: this LABCOIN
KRS1: call it "Virtual Current Sea"
KRS1: thats what I have picked out
benkay: not bad
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 97 @ 0.00106505 = 0.1033 BTC [+]
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