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Namworld: Well well well, interesting stuff is coming up to the world of BTC assets
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4000 @ 0.000138 = 0.552 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: someone ipoing gbl ?
Diablo-D3: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=130117.msg3551633#msg3551633
Diablo-D3: lol.
ozbot: [BitFunder] Asset Exchange Marketplace + Rewritable Options Trading
Diablo-D3: someone put that in the topic
Diablo-D3: lawlz
BingoBoingo: Buttfunder lolz, when does GarrX open?
Namworld: GBL?
Namworld: What the heck is that?
mod6: Namworld: http://www.geek.com/news/4-1-million-worth-of-bitcoins-goes-missing-as-chinese-exchange-gbl-disappears-1576967/
Namworld: ._.
Diablo-D3: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 382.12307, Best ask: 386.35587, Bid-ask spread: 4.23280, Last trade: 382.12002, 24 hour volume: 20487.05087474, 24 hour low: 365.0, 24 hour high: 391.52574, 24 hour vwap: 380.64748
Namworld: Are every BTC businesses out there looking to scam?
BingoBoingo: Namworld: Best to assume probably?
Diablo-D3: Namworld: I dunno, you scammed me, and so did yochdog
Diablo-D3: :<
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: how many DMC shares for an AM share nao
Diablo-D3: 11:1.
Namworld: According to the way it was presented (group purchase), I'd say we were both scammed. But feel free to consider it otherwise.
Diablo-D3: BingoBoingo: problem is, only two people have enough shares to trade in
Diablo-D3: and they are MIA
Diablo-D3: Namworld: I was trolling, dont get panties in a twist
Namworld: I just need to find how to finance 10000 BTC now. Also, treatment for the septic shock BingoBoingo provoked.
Diablo-D3: Namworld: well, trolling about you, not about yochdog
Diablo-D3: he keeps saying hes going to pay out whats left and never does
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: I thought you were a market maker handling both sides and offering quotes
Namworld: I'd hope so about yochdog. But I don't see why people wouldn't be angry at me.
Diablo-D3: BingoBoingo: the company shut down.
Diablo-D3: BingoBoingo: the company couldnt meet its goals based on how little was invested, and paid back around 2x of what was originally paid in
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15100 @ 0.00081788 = 12.35 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: he is saying he paid out 2 btc per share which is prolly a dream
Diablo-D3: kakobrekla: well, 2x. a lot of shares were never sold for 1 btc each.
kakobrekla: so 2x is based on the all time low of 0? i get it nao
Diablo-D3: kakobrekla: hurr.
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: Durr
Diablo-D3: kakobrekla: I actually calculated roughly how much was put into DMC, we've paid back around 2x that
kakobrekla: yeah well i calculated you are full of shit
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 80 @ 0.00572997 = 0.4584 BTC [+]
Apocalyptic: heh
Diablo-D3: anyhow, theres 2789 shares left, and theres 2424 shares held by 3 guys who seem to have all quit bitcoin and I cant contact
Namworld: 2x is based on the amount of BTC he received, apparently
Diablo-D3: kakobrekla: yet I made good on the investment either way.
Diablo-D3: kakobrekla: its better than what everyone else did, ran with the money and never looked back
kakobrekla: not everyone did that.
Diablo-D3: pretty much everyone did
Diablo-D3: I cant think of anyone that didnt that isnt AM
Namworld: BTC-BOND
Diablo-D3: wasnt that yours?
Namworld: Yes
Namworld: It still exists
Namworld: Gigamining... well asking for docs, but everyone got paid their 5 mh/s for those who verified
Diablo-D3: yeah, giga was a scam
Diablo-D3: and because yours still exists means we cant verify if its a scam or not
Namworld: There might be a few more assets which I don't recall but kept paying
Apocalyptic: X-BOND too
Namworld: I'm strictly speaking of others than AM who didn't outright run.
Namworld: X-BOND is new, no?
Apocalyptic: not really, depends on your definition of new I guess
Namworld: Isn't it on Havelock? Few months old only.
Apocalyptic: 2013-08-02
Namworld: Was never on GLBSE to start with
Apocalyptic: you're right, somehow i thought it was way older
BingoBoingo: Wait, is Havelock still a thing?
Apocalyptic: sure
Namworld: Yes
Apocalyptic: they got acquired by some Panama fund
Namworld: I infer the owner acquired himself through a Panama registration
BingoBoingo: Isn't Panama just AMAZING country? I mean Noriega?
Namworld: Noriega?
BingoBoingo: Yeah, 1980's shit
Diablo-D3: heh
Diablo-D3: dont bother bringing up post-glbse assets
Diablo-D3: they arent old enough to have sprung the trap yet
BingoBoingo: I submit http://lifehacker.com/how-hard-is-it-to-switch-to-linux-1462916866 as anb example of how Gawker Media still sucks
Diablo-D3: BingoBoingo: we dont need proof of that
Diablo-D3: its already scientifically proven
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: You sounds rather ambiguous, please specify a message. This is IRC
BingoBoingo: Not on this chan to my knowledge
Diablo-D3: seriously, what are you trying to say?
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: I dunno, you are the one who pinted an ambiguous reply at me
Diablo-D3: it wasnt ambiguous
Diablo-D3: let me make it clearer
Diablo-D3: "gawker is cancer, dont post links to their blogs in here"
BingoBoingo: "BingoBoingo: we dont need proof of that" I will gawker is cancer. Just the formula writing with decent info here "http://gawker.com/after-30-years-of-silence-the-original-nsa-whistleblow-1454865018" compared to the absolute shit here "http://lifehacker.com/how-hard-is-it-to-switch-to-linux-1462916866" ought to make someone cry. Also I imagine Adrian Chen might have went Scheier.
BingoBoingo: I suppose it may be more feasible though that Nick Denton is a USG agent
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.63999983 = 3.84 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9210 @ 0.00081788 = 7.5327 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.645 = 3.225 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: is "gone scheier" now a thing ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I don't see why not.
mircea_popescu: scheier's list
BingoBoingo: Less naked jews than in the movie
mircea_popescu: there were naked jews in hte movie ?
mircea_popescu: incidentally, that'd be a good use of crowd sourcing : getting together the actors and the dough to film a proper re-enaction of nazi times.
mircea_popescu: NOT the porny "ss gangbang" nonsense, not the emasculated mainstream crap.
mircea_popescu: just nude naturalism.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.64999997 = 1.3 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: How much do people want to guess that [deleted] in this post refers to DMSO?
BingoBoingo: http://highpowerrocketry.blogspot.com/2010/09/magic-bullets-and-other-cia-inventions.html
ozbot: High Power Rocketry: Inventing death: Interview with a (maybe) CIA weapons designer
mircea_popescu: doubt it tbh
mircea_popescu: what were they trying to do, ineffectually treat the victim's cancer ?
BingoBoingo: Well, DMSO is one of the best agents for carrying drugs of high molecular weight into the circulatory system through cutaneous contact. And if it fails to poison you will at least smell of cruciferous vegtables for a few days.
BingoBoingo: DMSO is some kind of magic, except for some protein drugs which it will unfold
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10450 @ 0.00082328 = 8.6033 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: hm
BingoBoingo: Like most quack cancer drugs it is horribly incapable of doing anything on its own, but it is a potent carrier for other drugs. It is almost ubiquitous in creams and ointments.
BingoBoingo: DMSO is one of the few carriers that can allow an effective dose of insulin to travel transcutaneously
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13950 @ 0.0008236 = 11.4892 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.64999997 = 2.6 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.26000402 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 149 @ 0.00573051 = 0.8538 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 51 @ 0.0058899 = 0.3004 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.0058899 = 0.2356 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10712 @ 0.00082237 = 8.8092 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 19 @ 0.0058899 = 0.1119 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 2000 @ 0.0010213 = 2.0426 BTC [-] {7}
BingoBoingo: .bait
ozbot: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lycy2dadWq1r5iisoo1_500.jpg
Diablo-D3: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 385.42507, Best ask: 387.99988, Bid-ask spread: 2.57481, Last trade: 385.42507, 24 hour volume: 19335.13138564, 24 hour low: 365.0, 24 hour high: 391.52574, 24 hour vwap: 380.90682
Diablo-D3: ;;calc 385 * 340
gribble: 130900
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 34 @ 0.0058899 = 0.2003 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: ;;goxlag
gribble: MtGox lag is 0 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin ... nowhere, really (0 AU).
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 300 @ 0.0058983 = 1.7695 BTC [+] {5}
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I think I found the problem with the SE/30. Wouldn't respond to strace so I turned it off, wouldn't turn on. Think I cooked it.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 264 @ 0.00105699 = 0.279 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13450 @ 0.00081106 = 10.9088 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.64 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.64444444 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 1225 @ 0.00022297 = 0.2731 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.64999998 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.65239998 = 1.9572 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.66743999 = 3.3372 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 36 @ 0.67866248 = 24.4318 BTC [+] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.67999999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 32 @ 0.0059 = 0.1888 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 120 @ 0.00239398 = 0.2873 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 46 @ 0.0059 = 0.2714 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14800 @ 0.00081545 = 12.0687 BTC [+]
jurov: lol that irc misuse article.. mircea_popescu: that canuckgal msgd me after, we chatted a bit and then asked me to install some messaging app to my phone
jurov: since such cases ended up in past by me getting lighter by some coins
jurov: i promply declined
jurov: not heard from her since
jurov: so for some of us it's not just wanting to be witty, but also experience
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 200 @ 0.00102114 = 0.2042 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.002394 = 0.1197 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.002394 = 0.1197 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6488 @ 0.00081685 = 5.2997 BTC [+]
jurov: i wouldn't dare to send my irc-innocent business contacts here
BingoBoingo: I try to send them to -otc
jurov: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 269389 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 754 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 3 days, 21 hours, 16 minutes, and 42 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 588811380.291 | Estimated Percent Change: 15.24312
Diablo-D3: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 394.3, Best ask: 394.99369, Bid-ask spread: 0.69369, Last trade: 394.3, 24 hour volume: 20407.53185335, 24 hour low: 365.0, 24 hour high: 394.9987, 24 hour vwap: 382.2301
Diablo-D3: maybe we'll plow through 400 this time
BingoBoingo: I hope not, fucking gem chasers...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6856 @ 0.00082218 = 5.6369 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 54 @ 0.0059 = 0.3186 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: ;;goxlag
gribble: MtGox lag is 1.076301 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.00215689515313 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin across the outer diameter of Saturn's rings (0.0024 AU).
TradeFortress: I especially love their 64 (?) core servers when the deadlock is probably db locking.
BingoBoingo: What does the fox say http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk1mAd77Hr4
truffles: that song !
Diablo-D3: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 391.7551, Best ask: 394.998, Bid-ask spread: 3.24290, Last trade: 394.998, 24 hour volume: 20295.02630986, 24 hour low: 365.0, 24 hour high: 394.9987, 24 hour vwap: 382.26485
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 2100 @ 0.0059497 = 12.4944 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.63 = 3.78 BTC [-] {2}
ThickAsThieves: lol random TF appearance
ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 397.0, Best ask: 398.9836, Bid-ask spread: 1.98360, Last trade: 399.0, 24 hour volume: 22457.30797161, 24 hour low: 365.0, 24 hour high: 400.0, 24 hour vwap: 383.82719
ThickAsThieves: booya
Diablo-D3: FAPPING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
truffles: lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3167 @ 0.000138 = 0.437 BTC [+]
jurov: *water changes into plasma
truffles: donate it to the penis museum
jurov: and starts fusion
BingoBoingo: Lol plasma
Diablo-D3: truffles: naw, I prefer to donate it to your mom
Diablo-D3: dohohohohoho
mircea_popescu: wait wut ?
truffles: : (
Diablo-D3: you walked right into that one, bro
truffles: tarps
BingoBoingo: If only Garr255 defenders like Thermos poured plasma on their dicks
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 900 @ 0.00013895 = 0.1251 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: approval of congress 9%, below root canals,cockroachs and traffic jams
mircea_popescu: this is like... first time it goes single digit iirc.
Diablo-D3: does mircea_popescu still have me on ignore?
truffles: u2 haha
truffles: will there be a point where half the room will be?
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: Of coarse sand paper he does
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.00595 = 0.1488 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.64 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 106 @ 0.00597593 = 0.6334 BTC [+] {3}
ThickAsThieves: I hate getting payments and not knowing what/who they are
BingoBoingo: ThickAsThieves: IF you hate that I can give you some protein of unambiguous origin...
mircea_popescu: use the mpex solution.
Diablo-D3: truffles: he doesnt like the truth
truffles: ya
truffles: it works for him in his bubble though
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: Is this truth paleo?
Diablo-D3: BingoBoingo: yes, mircea_popescu refuses to stop being a fatass and become a manly man
truffles: he's skinny though
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: By all measure mircea is skinny bordering on malnourished if it wasn't for the protein his dick absorbs through the harem's pussy's
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: When though is the last time you just said fuck it and smoked some meth?
ThickAsThieves: kinda gross
truffles: very graphic there
mircea_popescu: da fuck dick doesn't absorb protein
Diablo-D3: BingoBoingo: hes skinny? thats not the photo I Saw.
Diablo-D3: and no, I dont do drugs
Diablo-D3: drugs arent paleo
mircea_popescu: and i just had a pound-an'-a-half steak of tuna
mircea_popescu: (the fish)
BingoBoingo: Fuck no meth is totally paleo
Diablo-D3: BingoBoingo: but what hare? hes a virgin
truffles: maybe he has a penis like Cell from dragon ball z : D
Diablo-D3: er, harem
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: Hare is totally delicious, and paleo, especially fried in peanut oil
Diablo-D3: peanut oil isnt paleo =P
ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 397.10002, Best ask: 400.0, Bid-ask spread: 2.89998, Last trade: 400.0, 24 hour volume: 21343.23200807, 24 hour low: 365.0, 24 hour high: 400.0, 24 hour vwap: 384.87918
ThickAsThieves: ;;nethash
gribble: 4939458.24539
ThickAsThieves: ;;bcstats
ThickAsThieves: ;;estimate
gribble: Current Blocks: 269407 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 736 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 3 days, 22 hours, 27 minutes, and 35 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 589708219.573 | Estimated Percent Change: 15.41865
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 589708219.573 based on data since last change | 690023816.456 based on data for last three days
ThickAsThieves: yum
Diablo-D3: truffles: believe it or not, toryiama is NOT the most peverted magnaka
mircea_popescu: fun fact : if all you eat meatwise is hare, you become fat starved and die a horrible death.
truffles: facts..
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: So if I grab a squirrel with my caveman hands, break its neck, and just start fucking eating it... SOmehow in your Wu-Tang temple that won't be paleo?
ThickAsThieves: sigh
ThickAsThieves: more paleo ranting
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I have yet to butcher an actually lean rabbit
truffles: is rabbit tastey?
BingoBoingo: Everyone of thos I have met has been a fat bastard
BingoBoingo: truffles: Very much so
mircea_popescu: yes, but it's not complete fat or something
mircea_popescu: i vaguely remember wtf this was about.
BingoBoingo: Fuck it I'm going in the yard with a hammer
ThickAsThieves: so eat rabbits and avocados
mircea_popescu: fun fact : some dork on wikipedia filmed himself jackiong off for science. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation
Diablo-D3: [07:46:34] <BingoBoingo> Diablo-D3: So if I grab a squirrel with my caveman hands, break its neck, and just start fucking eating it... SOmehow in your Wu-Tang temple that won't be paleo?
Diablo-D3: BingoBoingo: no, thats totally paleo
truffles: i rly dont get how vegans/vegetarians can be fat
BingoBoingo: So... Cats, paleo?
ThickAsThieves: vegans that work on computers and hobby on computers
ThickAsThieves: simple as that
Diablo-D3: truffles: its because they eat grains
Diablo-D3: which make you fat
BingoBoingo: I am reserving picture lest the internet hate me, because this cat has socks
truffles: i know i could shed some lbs by giving up bread
Diablo-D3: truffles: grains means not just bread
truffles: ya but thats what i eat almost daily
Diablo-D3: but pasta, almost any alcohol, corn, soy
Diablo-D3: no seed oils either
truffles: gotta give up the bread for the alcohol
ThickAsThieves: tell me more, i want to hear everything there is to know about paleo, twice
Diablo-D3: if its not olive oil or coconut oil, you shouldnt be using it
truffles: pfff
truffles: its all oil to me
Diablo-D3: truffles: alcohol isnt paleo either, but if you're going to get drunk, at least do it on wine
truffles: also doesnt olive oil burn faster
Diablo-D3: no peanut oil either, peanuts are a legume, and legumes are your doom.
truffles: WINE???
Diablo-D3: olive oil doesnt burn faster, it just has a lower smoke point
ThickAsThieves: uhh
ThickAsThieves: the smoke is not the start of the burning
ThickAsThieves: ?
Diablo-D3: ThickAsThieves: he said faster
Diablo-D3: its not a fuel in a car.
ThickAsThieves: right
ThickAsThieves: he meant burns at a lower temp
Diablo-D3: then yes, it does
Diablo-D3: but you shouldnt be reaching insane temps either
Diablo-D3: you're not deep frying shit
Diablo-D3: you can use it in a frying pan and in the oven fine
BingoBoingo: So I have 4 lbs of morel mushrooms, I want a second mac se/30 start bidding before I eat them
truffles: i do experiment
truffles: so ..
ThickAsThieves: no fried chicken for paleos?
Diablo-D3: ThickAsThieves: I have seen faleo fried chickens
Diablo-D3: I have not attempted them
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.68415200 BTC to 1`368`304 shares, 50 satoshi per share
Diablo-D3: er, faileo
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo make them into shrimp &pasta with white sauce
mircea_popescu: i just did a set of boletus few datys ago it was wunderbar
Diablo-D3: faileo == paleo attempt at non-paleo food, almost always fails horribly and you will be ashamed of yourself for trying
Diablo-D3: ThickAsThieves: theres lots of paleo chicken dishes
ThickAsThieves: i'm so interested
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Morels? I'm thinking browned in a bit of butter.
mircea_popescu: sorry ThickAsThieves !
truffles: i am, link?
ThickAsThieves: mp, was talking to diablo :)
truffles: maybe i can make something tastey today
mircea_popescu: o. well ok, then bear with me here.
Diablo-D3: truffles: what are you looking for exactly?
truffles: dunno, tastey dish?
Diablo-D3: hrm
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo what i did was, melt homemade butter (it really kicks ass this thing), very lightly fry mushrooms-garlic-shrimp
mircea_popescu: then fish it all out, add flour, then add milk to make the sauce. then dump the pasta (which had been cooking all through) and the fished out material and serve.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Morels might be the only distinctly 'mrican dish you are close to it nao.
Diablo-D3: oh dear god what mircea_popescu is describing ..... goddamnit mircea_popescu
Diablo-D3: he ruined it
truffles: sounds buttery
BingoBoingo: Morels just a bit fried, so delish
Diablo-D3: he went from paleo to flour in 3 seconds
Diablo-D3: truffles: http://nomnompaleo.com/post/3195098303/asian-cauliflower-fried-rice
Diablo-D3: truffles: Ive been wanting to try that
mircea_popescu: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Boletus_edulis_(Tillegem).jpg
mircea_popescu: this is the boletus. morels work just as well - perhaps better.
mircea_popescu: also, the morel is a french mushroom not merican :D
truffles: uh my partner wont eat that lol
truffles: id try anything though
Diablo-D3: truffles is gay?:
truffles: happy?
ThickAsThieves: he would do anything for love, but he wont do that
BingoBoingo: Morels grown best on our degenerate possums though https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morel Indescribably delish
Diablo-D3: morels ARE good btw
ThickAsThieves: never had one
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7806 @ 0.00082218 = 6.4179 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: not a huge mushroom fan
ThickAsThieves: some or okay
ThickAsThieves: are
truffles: Diablo-D3 i was expecting few ingredients
Diablo-D3: truffles: hrm, lemme think
BingoBoingo: Proper morels, the kind the french pay for grow in the carolinas
Diablo-D3: http://www.ibreatheimhungry.com/2013/01/easy-paleo-pot-roast-whole-30-compliant.html
Diablo-D3: truffles: what about that? its a classic
truffles: sure
truffles: dont have pressure pot yet
Diablo-D3: a crock pot, its not a pressure cooker =P
Diablo-D3: you should get one, they're indespensible
truffles: if there were more ppl sure
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: The only difference between those instruments is the time they require.
Diablo-D3: truffles: its just me by myself, and I have one
truffles: i think id be eating most of it myself anyways
Diablo-D3: a 4-5 pound pot roast lasts me like 3-4 days
truffles: not a fan of eating same things back to back so..
truffles: what is that yellow thing in the dish?
truffles: rutabaga?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1688 @ 0.00102208 = 1.7253 BTC [-] {6}
BingoBoingo: So... some dude thought the Mt. Gox leak was something more recent https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=331426.0
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14900 @ 0.00081814 = 12.1903 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: MY love for you is ticking clock bezerker...
BingoBoingo: ;;ident lurkwingduck
gribble: Nick 'lurkwingduck', with hostmask 'lurkwingduck!d8c3a6b3@gateway/web/freenode/ip.216.195.166.179', is not identified.
mircea_popescu: http://rapsinews.com/judicial_news/20131113/269638203.html
ozbot: Russian lawmakers submit bill restricting ownership of US dollars | Russian Legal Information Agency
mircea_popescu: tl;dr : us dollars illegal investment scam in russia.
mircea_popescu: (this is the country where pyramid schemes are still legal, provided they advertise as such)
BingoBoingo: In what country would Garr255's shill bidding be legal though?
lurkwingduck: Strange, so I could say hey I've got this great pyramid if you join now you could make bank. And it's all good?
mircea_popescu: lurkwingduck yeah.
BingoBoingo: lurkwingduck: All depends on where you are
BingoBoingo: In BTC the only civil case so far is in Texas
lurkwingduck: BingoBoingo: That was a result of theft though right not just because it was BTC.
mircea_popescu: yeah.
BingoBoingo: lurkwingduck mircea_popescu wELL, ALSO tEXAS.
BingoBoingo: Fuck Texas
BingoBoingo: Pirateat40 gets criminal charges for roughing up the grandma and merely a civil summons for the Ponzi?
BingoBoingo: GigaVPS might not be mentioned in court before the first is addressed!
lurkwingduck: Huh, I guess there was more going on with him than I was aware.
BingoBoingo: lurkwingduck: With GigaVPS, he has always been scamzorz
BingoBoingo: ;;goxlag
gribble: MtGox lag is 0.377334 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.000756173111158 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin to the other side of the Earth, along the surface (0.0001339 AU).
Guest97286: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 408.99999, Best ask: 409.38, Bid-ask spread: 0.38001, Last trade: 408.99999, 24 hour volume: 24740.99145857, 24 hour low: 365.0, 24 hour high: 409.5, 24 hour vwap: 387.66306
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.66609888 = 5.9949 BTC [+] {3}
random_cat: merely civil, eh?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6699 BTC [+]
random_cat: let me suggest that if the SEC is gunning for you it doesn't feel very civil. it's only civil like "civil war"
mircea_popescu: depends who has the larger guns.
random_cat: yeah... i think pirateat40's got the 6 pounders
mircea_popescu: i dunno you can find 6 pound peas...
ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 409.99976, Best ask: 410.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.00024, Last trade: 409.99976, 24 hour volume: 25263.51208487, 24 hour low: 365.0, 24 hour high: 410.0, 24 hour vwap: 388.27762
pankkake: :o
ThickAsThieves: still going
ThickAsThieves: 413
mircea_popescu: jurov: i wouldn't dare to send my irc-innocent business contacts here << let 'em learn.
ThickAsThieves: http://bitbet.us/bet/357/bitcoin-price-to-rise-above-500-by-the/
ozbot: BitBet - Bitcoin price to rise above $500 by the end of 2013
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.66989999 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: looks quite feasible huh
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 84 @ 0.00570127 = 0.4789 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3733 @ 0.000138 = 0.5152 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: http://bitbet.us/bet/600/tradefortress-arrested/ is a bet
ozbot: BitBet - TradeFortress arrested
mircea_popescu: " it could lead to a doubling of the number of Americans taking cholesterol-lowering statin drugs from 36 million to 72 million—about 30 percent of US adults. "
mircea_popescu: dude why even bother with it. just make the megapill and feed it to everyone.
pankkake: source?
Diablo-D3: statins are extremely dangerous anyhow
Diablo-D3: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 418.0, Best ask: 419.5, Bid-ask spread: 1.50000, Last trade: 419.5, 24 hour volume: 26237.68214783, 24 hour low: 365.0, 24 hour high: 419.0, 24 hour vwap: 389.89894
Diablo-D3: GO GO GO
pankkake: yes. I won't go into yet another paleo rant, but… :)
mircea_popescu: http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/health/blogs/daily-dose/2013/11/12/new-cholesterol-treatment-guidelines-could-double-number-americans-taking-statins/wd2PPKWS21BHyzrt1eLIKO/blog.html?rss_id=Top+Stories
ozbot: New cholesterol treatment guidelines could double number of Americans taking statins - Health - Bost
Guest97286: ;;asks 500
gribble: There are currently 4805.8338 bitcoins offered at or under 500.0 USD, worth 2156358.69952 USD in total. | Data vintage: 225.6673 seconds
pankkake: oh. well the real treatment is to stop eating shit
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 77 @ 0.0459896 = 3.5412 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: I like how the other half of those guidelines are stop taking statins if you aren't a fat fuck
mircea_popescu: yeah.
Diablo-D3: pankkake: where shit is grains
Diablo-D3: BingoBoingo: well
Diablo-D3: there are many skinny people with fubar cholesterol
Diablo-D3: its because they eat grains
Diablo-D3: quit eating grains, fixes cholestrol like fucking magic
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.289 = 0.578 BTC [+]
lurkwingduck: Does that include beer? ;)
firedrops: yup. but not scotch.
Diablo-D3: no beer OR scotch
pankkake: in theory yes
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: Don't you try to take my scotch you fucking bitch
firedrops: distilling removes all the grain shittles, no?
pankkake: but you don't have to be 100% healthy
Diablo-D3: pankkake: I dunno man, january 1st of this year, when I started THE PALEO I weighed 340.
Diablo-D3: firedrops: nope.
Diablo-D3: pankkake: I now weigh 226.
firedrops: i'm can't have gluten, but I can drink scotch.
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: I will fuck your shit up you fucking cock suck
pankkake: no my point is that there are worse shit
firedrops: like shit
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.6668 = 2.6672 BTC [-]
Diablo-D3: firedrops: gluten isnt the only toxic chemical found in grains
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo you're probably having too much scotch
mircea_popescu: share moar.
Diablo-D3: pankkake: yes, there is worse shit
lurkwingduck: Well as a brewer, I won't be giving up beer haha
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: speaking of chemical oddities, DMSO was the correct answer.
mircea_popescu: lol @firedrops
Diablo-D3: lurkwingduck: honestly, if I knew what I was manufacturing killed people, I'd quit.
lurkwingduck: I'm not commercial
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what, seriously ?!
firedrops: ouch
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 150 @ 0.0023925 = 0.3589 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1000 @ 0.00105692 = 1.0569 BTC [+] {7}
Diablo-D3: asciilifeform: what was the question/
asciilifeform: had it in my lab, does exactly as described
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I didn't take 7 years of pharm school credits for no reason.
mircea_popescu: so why would anyone put dmso in bullets ?
asciilifeform: we had a beautifully-educational incident with DMSO
mircea_popescu: or did i do a crapass job of skimming that ?
BingoBoingo: (+/-3 years for self denial)
Diablo-D3: asciilifeform: DMSO is on my list of shit I dont fuck with.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: DMSO doesn't need anything as crass as bullets
asciilifeform: lab girl had round-the-clock headaches for six months. went to every conceivable doctor, brain scans, the whole shebang.
asciilifeform: nobody found anything
Diablo-D3: asciilifeform: DMSO container leaking?
asciilifeform: finally i notice she's wearing latex gloves.
asciilifeform: porous.
Diablo-D3: asciilifeform: wtf ARE the gloves of bunny suits made of?
BingoBoingo: I doubt it was the DMSO itself, what was the solute in the DMSO
asciilifeform: we had candidate compounds (pharma dev) dissolved in, guess what.
mircea_popescu: that chick owes you.
asciilifeform: probably would've noticed eventually
BingoBoingo: I bet the real villians were the candidate compounds.
mircea_popescu: well sure. probably the fed will notice qe does nothing eventually.
asciilifeform: without doubt
asciilifeform: DMSO per se is harmless.
asciilifeform: (in anything like a realistic absorbed dose)
BingoBoingo: DMSO is harmles except is it the only vehicle that may carry high molecular weight drugs through the skin without risking unfolded proteins.
asciilifeform: right
Diablo-D3: so, you know what the most disturbing commercial Ive seen for awhile is?
BingoBoingo: I bet id Diablo-D3 show up he is going to try to turn this into some cargo sult bullshit
Diablo-D3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsJiGF_Groo
ozbot: 2014 Kia Soul Hamster Commercial (Lady Gaga "Applause" Official Song) - YouTube
Diablo-D3: a commercial who's sole goal is to turn hampsters sexy.
ThickAsThieves: ;;asks 750
gribble: There are currently 7485.7343 bitcoins offered at or under 750.0 USD, worth 3587925.53179 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0020 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 83 @ 0.00599992 = 0.498 BTC [+] {4}
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: Are fur fags allowed in -assets?
asciilifeform: (re: bullet: DMSO+payload would only make sense for an exceedingly small bullet. like the kind that killed georgi markov.)
BingoBoingo: ;;goxlag
pankkake: only if they're BitFurries
gribble: MtGox lag is 0.466152 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.000934163388702 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin to the other side of the Earth, along the surface (0.0001339 AU).
Diablo-D3: BingoBoingo: we burn them on sight.
Diablo-D3: them and the bronies
BingoBoingo: I miss february goxlag
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform wasn;t that an umbrella pellet ?
Diablo-D3: I need to sell shirts
asciilifeform: right
Diablo-D3: white text on black
Diablo-D3: "got goxlag?"
firedrops: nice
BingoBoingo: The most disappointing part of Breaking Bad for me was all the attempts at oral Ricin poisoning. Shit doesn't work.
firedrops: you could outsource to nubbins
pankkake: goxse.cx is free. hmmm
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform no dmso involved there, it broke the skin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.0023925 = 0.1196 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo especially when so many other things do work. cut a bunch of oleander, keep it in the house a coupla days, drink the water.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: notice that animal venoms are typically liquid. you need the solvent, or it won't necessarily circulate.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: You just need a poison with a lower molecular weight
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.0023925 = 0.2393 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: And Breaking bad offered that early with Hydrogen flouride
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: special-ops folks are rather fond of poisons from the animal kingdom, e.g. shellfish. 'plausible deniability', 'poor sod ate bad seafood'.
pankkake: wouldn't work on me, it's known I hate seafood
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I wouldn't know. I have cousins in the marines though and they love their nitrogen compounds.
Diablo-D3: seriously though
Diablo-D3: I youtube-dl'ed that commercial
Diablo-D3: and have been slowmoing it
Diablo-D3: its just wtf every square fucking inch of it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 100 @ 0.0010201 = 0.102 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: Dredd is another great movie, worth the time
Diablo-D3: the new one?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: "Eat recycled food! It's good for the environment, and OK for you!"
BingoBoingo: Yes, with Karl Urban
Diablo-D3: BingoBoingo: its already on my netflix queue
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: i Figure that is what ny shit is anyways
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: Then watch it you ignored fuck
BingoBoingo: Karl Urban strikes me as more the dom than that fag playing the new kirk. Karl Urban seems to know how to choke a bitch David Freese style.
Diablo-D3: BingoBoingo: its at the END of my queue
Diablo-D3: Ill get there
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: It is a great movie on par with 8and1/2 watch it nao
Diablo-D3: BingoBoingo: on par with what?
asciilifeform: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24927078
ozbot: BBC News - MI6 spy Gareth Williams death 'probably an accident', police say
BingoBoingo: 8and1/2 th fellini film
Diablo-D3: oh, eight and a half
Diablo-D3: never seen it
Diablo-D3: btw, I might as well tell you breaking bad and the waling dead are ahead in the queue
BingoBoingo: Savage, no wonder you are paleo Diablo-D3
Diablo-D3: I WILL have to get to them someday
BingoBoingo: Maybe this counts as self soxing, but this is what I actually look like http://imgur.com/FaA1YKl
mircea_popescu: lol @dogpose
Diablo-D3: bald men shall not take selfies.
BingoBoingo: And yes... I am shopping for a Mid 70's RV to be my crystal ship
BingoBoingo: I am also shopping for a new Mac SE/30 if anyone has one.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform totally. people accidentally die inside bags all the time
BingoBoingo: I tried n -otc but the last person there said there's had 6 GB of RAM
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: classic. "shot himself in the head, three times."
Diablo-D3: autoerotic affixation
mircea_popescu: "the last one with a different weapon"
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: what boggles my mind is why they had to make public fools of themselves by bringing it up again.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I didn't get an Strace, fucker cooked itself and the monitor didn't know
Diablo-D3: http://imgur.com/gallery/yw4f1qu
ozbot: One Di-Shrek-tion - Imgur
Diablo-D3: I loled
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform honor and a sense of ridicule are leftovers from a previous, less civilised time. they're obsolete nao like nationalism.
mircea_popescu: read your pravda comrade.
asciilifeform: "drunk wanders into a trolleybus, screams out 'i'm gonna walk all over yer heads!' bald man spits on his hand, rubs head, mumbles: 'may you slip!' " (soviet joke)
mircea_popescu: lol
BingoBoingo: Eh, I can understand the soldering Iron being a heavy. Waterboarding was something I did with the roomies in college for fun, at least for some of us.
firedrops: BingoBoingo: that's a bit fucked.
firedrops: either party obtaining pleasure from torture, that is.
BingoBoingo: firedrops: The thing is half of us are still really great friends.
firedrops: the other thing is that if you were doing it properly, it's totally fucked.
mircea_popescu: firedrops torture is great, what are you talking about.
firedrops: ah, leg pulling.
BingoBoingo: We all came into the experiment as college juniors pondering the ethics as torture, and decided empiricisms trupmed idealism.
BingoBoingo: So firedrops We waterboarded each other.
firedrops: pragmatism makes torture stupid.
mircea_popescu: how so ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00598999 = 0.2995 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: William James bitch makes firedrops stupid by concusion... Also Warm water wash clothes with similarly wars water bottles worked best.
firedrops: if I were tortured, I would say anythign to stop it.
firedrops: how is that helpful?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo you know i can tell when you've had your third drink because i stop being able to follow what you're saying.
firedrops: lol
asciilifeform: firedrops: have no doubt, rectothermal cryptoanalysis works.
mircea_popescu: firedrops torture as a mechanism to extract information is laughable.
BingoBoingo: We all limited ourselves to 16 oz of face dumping water though.
mircea_popescu: torture as a mechanism to have fun has its merits.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Third drink happened roughly 8 hours ago
mircea_popescu: well then whatever, 5th, 95th
Diablo-D3: http://i.imgur.com/ejI83wV.gif
Diablo-D3: this feel, I know it
BingoBoingo: I might admit there is a point where I stop making sense, usually it seems to be around drink 9th-14th
mircea_popescu: for my own peace of mind, put this in plain english : "William James bitch makes firedrops stupid by concusion... Also Warm water wash clothes with similarly wars water bottles worked best."
firedrops: shitlol
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Sounds right
firedrops: yes, but, meaning? is it a lable in your coat?
BingoBoingo: You forget the straps though
mircea_popescu: well no. it's not even gramatically correct!
BingoBoingo: Probably
BingoBoingo: OK, I'm stupid drunk
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 100 @ 0.0010201 = 0.102 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: wonder if this explains the demise of the SE/30
lurkwingduck: The part before the ellipsis seems to be making fun of a statement you made about torture being stupid, the rest talks of how the water boarding was conducted.
firedrops: cheers, BingoBoingo
BingoBoingo: At least I don't have a 13 y/old patching my web wallet al la Trade Fortress
firedrops: I still think the second part is washing instructions for his underthings.
mircea_popescu: lurkwingduck Also (Warm water wash clothes with similarly wars water bottles) worked best. is the best i can get
lurkwingduck: And there are a few typos ;)
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Probably why I can't find anyone to sell me a ColdFire board yes
davout: ;;seen pankkake
gribble: pankkake was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 32 minutes and 32 seconds ago: <pankkake> wouldn't work on me, it's known I hate seafood
jurov: ;;bc,convert eur
gribble: 1 BTC = 421.21207 USD = 314.22420422 eur
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 420.2, Best ask: 421.21207, Bid-ask spread: 1.01207, Last trade: 421.21207, 24 hour volume: 27871.63267177, 24 hour low: 365.0, 24 hour high: 421.21207, 24 hour vwap: 392.09182
ThickAsThieves: smoke one for 420!
BingoBoingo: TAT Whatchu rolling. I'm killing me a pikachu for this blunt
ThickAsThieves: I would never do drugs.
benkay: mkay
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 284 @ 0.00102 = 0.2897 BTC [-]
benkay: software development: http://oglaf.com/obituator/
BingoBoingo: ThickAsThieves: Let me turn my brain damaged ways against assumptions though.... I imagine Cognitive will lead to a scammzor tag on garr255, because of failure to deliver chips even though he swears niggers...
BingoBoingo: I also Imagine a Thermos
BingoBoingo: a Thermos capable of solving all petty problems
firedrops: should he be swearing more or less niggers to deliver on time?
BingoBoingo: firedrops: It is BFL
firedrops: so more.
BingoBoingo: Nothing is on time, especially for a friend of thermos
BingoBoingo: No need to be on time
thestringpuller: oh noe bitcoinity is slow
firedrops: yes but your liquids are always the right temperature.
firedrops: doesn't that count for anything?!?!
BingoBoingo: My melanin doesn't feel right.
thestringpuller: but your puts
thestringpuller: buy*
BingoBoingo: Bitcoinity feel to chill and I ain't fucking Bitcoinity like honeybunny
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: At the moment I am only trading S.NSA
benkay: "trading"
benkay: like 5 trades the past week on that one
BingoBoingo: benkay: FOr some definitions of trading, yes
BingoBoingo: And not necessarilyt good ones
benkay: i'm waiting for the hacker news pop
benkay: i can't wait to see the hacker news threads on mpex and snsa
thestringpuller: ;;calc 39 + 21
gribble: 60
thestringpuller: ;;seen smickles
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 5 days, 21 hours, 15 minutes, and 59 seconds ago: <smickles> $avg
BingoBoingo: Eh, if S.NSA can get a fraction of the news Inputs.io did
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 3000 @ 0.000234 = 0.702 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 900 @ 0.000234 = 0.2106 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 43 @ 0.005702 = 0.2452 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.62500555 = 11.2501 BTC [-] {3}
BingoBoingo: Adrian chen must be a spook though because http://gawker.com/a-discussion-with-cryptome-514154708 how can't that fucker be
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.611 = 4.277 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.00574 = 0.5051 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 215 @ 0.00102 = 0.2193 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: Young: Well, we would have dumped it, the whole thing. Everyone else likes to play this game: "What if we harm somebody" or all this kind of crap. Which is strictly cowardice. Of course the companies who run the outlets, their lawyers won't let them do this kind of thing, so if you've got money invested in your operation you won't take these kind of risks.
mircea_popescu: a good reminder that lawyers' oppinions on stuff aren't the be all end all criterion.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 750 @ 0.00013898 = 0.1042 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17444 @ 0.00081819 = 14.2725 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: mircea_popescu: did you ever hear back from cryptome?
mircea_popescu: benkay hear back as to what ?
benkay: le cardano
mircea_popescu: ;;google site:cryptome.org cardano
gribble: Bitcoin corp, USB stick GPG product - Cryptome: <http://cryptome.org/2013/10/bitcoin-usb-gpg.htm>
kleeck: .d
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 710 blocks | Estimated Change: 15.4827% in 4d 3h 56m 10s
mircea_popescu: re BingoBoingo's press : we get press, it's just we get it on the cool venues.
benkay: ofc
benkay: oh, i see. that's the extent of the cryptome feedback. they're soliciting input from their readers.
benkay: derp.
mircea_popescu: what did you expect them to say, "mp is asshoal!!!" ?
truffles: yes
kakobrekla: morning
kakobrekla: who raised the price again
kakobrekla: this is worse than fed money
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla there was a lot of drama and more lulz
mircea_popescu: price goes up
kakobrekla: was teh drama
kakobrekla: ?
kakobrekla: btw those chinese exchange scam news are confirmed?
mircea_popescu: yup
kakobrekla: ah.
asciilifeform: for cardano fans: rng to be tested this week.
mircea_popescu: exact testing process which i'm contractually required to not disclose involves a hitachi wand and some ladies.
firedrops: software testing, yum.
asciilifeform: firedrops: hardware.
firedrops: i realized
mike_c: still looking good for xmas availability? my wife is dying for one.
firedrops: aren't we all.
ThickAsThieves: MPEx account is $12,000 , what a scam
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves at the rate the us economy is going, an apple will be a scam in dollars soon enough.
benkay: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-11-12/miner-to-pay-in-bitcoins-for-work-at-tungsten-project.html
ozbot: Miner to Pay in Bitcoins for Work at Tungsten Project - Bloomberg
benkay: ;;ticker --market all
mircea_popescu: mike_c yeah, so far.
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD last: 418.99998, vol: 28986.71067188 | Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 386.95, vol: 35712.26257157 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 381.702, vol: 19160.02615 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 395.0, vol: 7196.89818735 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 345.51, vol: 540.94413523 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 411.564441, vol: 50315.55500000 | Volume-weighted last average: 401.765331811
ThickAsThieves: well, with pizzas at $4.2m ...
mircea_popescu: pity the guy didn't encase that pizza in acryulic
mircea_popescu: it'd be pretty stale by now, but damned good museum piece.
mircea_popescu: "For a time, the NSA was even banned from starting projects over a certain size, for fear it would waste the money."
mircea_popescu: lawl.
ThickAsThieves: my 1-year bitcoinniversary is soon
mircea_popescu: jesus you're a noob aren't you
mircea_popescu: i'm over two years old!!!
ThickAsThieves: first purchase was at $13.20
mircea_popescu: this shit will be so funny in a decade or two...
lurkwingduck: Eh I wonder if it'll maintain interest that long.
mircea_popescu: i'll bet you :D
kakobrekla: shutup kids
lurkwingduck: Well since I recently lost all my btc.... lmao
benkay: how'd you do that?
kakobrekla: benkay SR as a wallet!
lurkwingduck: Nah I just never bothered to withdraw my mod payments for a certain site.
kakobrekla: mod payments?
ThickAsThieves: are you Garr?
benkay: you're not a bitcoiner till someone's run game on you
lurkwingduck: I'm not out any money though so no skin lost.
benkay: that old saw
lurkwingduck: I am not Garr, whoever that is.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4000 @ 0.0001389 = 0.5556 BTC [-]
pankkake: .d
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 708 blocks | Estimated Change: 15.4391% in 4d 3h 33m 56s
lurkwingduck: I was a moderator for a site.
benkay: gains forgone are losses
ThickAsThieves: not for Diablo-D3
lurkwingduck: It was mostly monopoly money to me at the time.
Diablo-D3: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 417.25094, Best ask: 418.22715, Bid-ask spread: 0.97621, Last trade: 417.25092, 24 hour volume: 29035.41394069, 24 hour low: 365.0, 24 hour high: 424.95, 24 hour vwap: 394.46414
kakobrekla: and now its becomng a monopol money.
lurkwingduck: Yeah, I do regret not immediately withdrawing but whatevs lol
benkay: lessons are expensive.
benkay: the ones with any value, at least.
lurkwingduck: Stay classy SC http://videosift.com/video/S-C-Council-Votes-Unanimously-to-Intern-Citys-Homeless
firedrops: love that statement, benkay.
ThickAsThieves: I hate when someone nags you to do something right when you are doing it
ThickAsThieves: so it looks like you did it cuz they nagged you
lurkwingduck: Logs, logs everywhere!
pankkake: https://blockchain.info/tx/e1699b69d9a54c8b256599a3c6e9fac83e9cdf7e482d10d613197ca457302415 my first bitcoin
ozbot: Bitcoin Transaction e1699b69d9a54c8b256599a3c6e9fac83e9cdf7e482d10d613197ca457302415
benkay: i mined my first on a cpu
benkay: i'd love to find that computer
pankkake: eh. after that I mined about 1 BTC on CPUs, but it was already the GPU era so I stopped mining those "worthless" coins
benkay: juice was free
pankkake: but the worst was spending 3 months mining solo when it was already stupid to do so
benkay: dat dorm lyfe
pankkake: I think it was way before getting the 0.5 from the faucet
pankkake: then someone on IRC told me I should use a pool
pankkake: I think it was Luke-Jr!
truffles: the force is with him
kakobrekla: im at least 1 month older than pankake then
pankkake: anyway. a bit of noobiness, lazyness and stupidity made me a non-millionnaire
pankkake: :(
pankkake: when was mtgox hacked?
truffles: with money comes responsiblity though
pankkake: no. with money come blackjack and hookers
truffles: ud be poor sooner anyways :p
nubbins`: 1oz gold coin for 3.43 btc, so tempting!
jcpham: nice
pankkake: when it's 1 BTC no doubt I'll buy one :)
nubbins`: all-time high on virtex right now
lewicki: what am i supoposed to do with a hunk of metal?
mircea_popescu: i suppose i'm going to end up having to get the girls harem joolry.
pankkake: rub it
nubbins`: lewicki: make it into jewelry for your harem, i guess
mircea_popescu: chicks in nothing but worked gold will become the bitcoin fashion i tell you
pankkake: I don't think gold jewelry looks that good
pankkake: at least on white people
mircea_popescu: well white peopel are all we got.
nubbins`: http://milleputois.tumblr.com/
ozbot: MILLE PUTOIS
nubbins`: pankkake: gold jewelry looks tacky and boorish on post people
nubbins`: ? on most people
nubbins`: although it looks bad on the mailman too
pankkake: :D
truffles: everyone looks great nakid
nubbins`: http://thedilettantista.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/despair3a-aae62e.jpg
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2200 @ 0.00082309 = 1.8108 BTC [+]
truffles: i like the mille pins
truffles: is that a man?
truffles: i see boobs
truffles: is that creature suckling it
firedrops: http://fc14.ifca.ai/bitcoin/cfp.html I wonder if worthwhile things will happen here
ozbot: BITCOIN 14: Workshop on Bitcoin Research 2014 (Call for Papers)
truffles: nice location
nubbins`: that's "desperation" from the sandman series, who definitely does not look good naked
nubbins`: and those mille putois guys make some rad art, hey?
truffles: no
truffles: fat people should wear clothes sure
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 44 @ 0.0023925 = 0.1053 BTC [+]
truffles: http://milleputois.tumblr.com/image/62183143419 why?
ozbot: MILLE PUTOIS: Photo
mircea_popescu: the guys publish "website proceedings" in book format, 80 euros
kakobrekla: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20131109.png
mircea_popescu: sponsored by silent circle (silver) and google (bronze)
mircea_popescu: this is some seriously funny shit
pankkake: kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-11-2013#374829 :p
pankkake: by the way, click on the red button for bonus comic
pankkake: too bad she doesn't include btc
asciilifeform: anyone hazard a guess as to the demise of http://issilentcircleopensourceyet.com ?
mircea_popescu: anyone wanna go to the weird accra conference ?
benkay: me.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform November 06, 2012
mircea_popescu: it expired ?
mircea_popescu: benkay got a paper ?
benkay: nope.
benkay: just want to go to accra
benkay: could probably write one
benkay: user study on mpex?
benkay: would you commission that?
mircea_popescu: i doubt you'd get very far, people like their privacy.
nubbins`: hey, accra
nubbins`: a friend of mine spent 5 years in ghana
mircea_popescu: i might consider getting a bronze sponsor thingee if anyone made a good paper and was serious about it.
benkay: hm.
nubbins`: oh, there's an accra in the bahamas too?
nubbins`: that makes a bit more sense
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 44 @ 0.00560771 = 0.2467 BTC [-] {3}
kakobrekla: ah pankkake. keep up the good work then.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12450 @ 0.00082421 = 10.2614 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 20242 @ 0.00013899 = 2.8134 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: fuck this, i'm buying a krugerrand
mike_c: asciilifeform: for your testing today. http://www.xkcd.com/1277/
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] [PAID] 35.37170000 BTC to 11`830 shares, 299000 satoshi per share
firedrops: do it nubbins
mircea_popescu: mike_c elitist rng
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] [PAID] 10.35729165 BTC to 364`565 shares, 2841 satoshi per share
nubbins`: while national pride and higher purity makes me want to buy a gold maple leaf, i've already got a stack of maple leafs
nubbins`: diversity, &c.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16550 @ 0.00081953 = 13.5632 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: actually, diversity is bad in bulion.
mircea_popescu: stick to what you got.
nubbins`: hm, you think?
firedrops: well, krugs are best
firedrops: but yeah, if you have many maples, increase the set.
nubbins`: i have many silver maples, no gold ones
nubbins`: the design is identical tho
nubbins`: all my gold so far is numismatic
mircea_popescu: no gold is "numismatic" unless you actually have renaissance italian issues or something
chaang-noi: 420, so who is lighting up in celibration? :)
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: coin collectors disagree, and as long as they continue to do so...
mircea_popescu: the entire value of the investment is predicated on circumstances changing of such nature that they can't continue to do so.
mircea_popescu: think about it. the "numismatic" value of bullion coins exists for as long as overcapitalised clueless americans stil exist.
nubbins`: the overcapitalised clueless always have and will always exist, although the nation to which they call home changes over time
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 28 @ 0.00568642 = 0.1592 BTC [-] {4}
nubbins`: so unless the postal system collapses, i'm not particularly worried about finding a market for these down the road
asciilifeform: http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/ghcq-targets-engineers-with-fake-linkedin-pages-a-932821.html
ozbot: GHCQ Targets Engineers with Fake LinkedIn Pages - SPIEGEL ONLINE
nubbins`: although, to be fair, i buy numismatic coins because they appeal to my aesthetics
nubbins`: and i buy bullion because it's an investment
nubbins`: occasionally these two overlap, like with the Chinese 1oz panda coins
mod6: i would think you'd want it for its melt value, not its rarity
mod6: so when you have to cut one into quarters or whatever for tp... that guy wont care if its rare or not, only if it melts pure.
nubbins`: well, i have numismatic coins and vanilla bullion
nubbins`: and cash, and btc, and property, and skills, etc
nubbins`: diversity!
mod6: aight
mod6: :]
nubbins`: coincidentally, this whole collecting thing started when i was about six years old
nubbins`: i found a Cyprus 3 mil coin in a handful of change
nubbins`: located Cyprus on a map, and dutifully hid away my newfound treasure for future days when it'd be worth a million bucks
asciilifeform: metals aficionados, do you run density tests on what you buy?
nubbins`: no, altho i don't buy bars
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the idea of coins is mostly that joe schmoe doesn't need any gear.
mircea_popescu: kinda why actual investors shun coins
nubbins`: ^
mod6: actually, im no aficionado, but density tests don't work to determine if filled with tungsten afaik. (gold and tungsten have nearly identical density) -- typically i've heard that the smaller the denomination of coin, the safer because they're harder to forge.
nubbins`: (^)
asciilifeform: you at least need the 'density spoon'
mircea_popescu: mod6 at the size of a coin, the cost of tungsten filling exceeds the value extracted.
nubbins`: i should just put "^" on a timer
mod6: ahh. that then too.
nubbins`: you can buy tungsten wedding rings
asciilifeform: if nobody tests, you don't even need tungsten, old-fashioned lead will suffice.
nubbins`: popular thing these days
nubbins`: altho impossible to cut off, so if you find yourself in the ER, they'll be shattering your ring with a set of locking pliers
mod6: don't get married?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform actually at the size of a coin, recognising lead fillings with a density meter is not trivial
nubbins`: mod6, too late
mircea_popescu: not that it can't be done, but you need steady hands and eyes
nubbins`: (i chose titanium)
asciilifeform: the traditional method is the 'spoon' that tips over
asciilifeform: has a 'go/no-go gauge' in it, too
nubbins`: tell me more of this spoon!
asciilifeform: example: http://picture.yatego.com/images/47b45967967651.8/big_gcb0-kqh/goldmnzen-tester---gold-coin-balance.jpg
assbot: 123!
nubbins`: cool
asciilifeform: middle-right hand: thickness gauge
mircea_popescu: nubbins` tungsten's durity is why it's not worth filling coins with it.
asciilifeform: ultrasonic is the gold standard test if you don't want to drill/melt the sample.
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: from what i've heard, it's a massive pain to work tungsten
mircea_popescu: it is.
mircea_popescu: and the cost is per item (ie, making a 1/2kg filling or a 5 gram filling costs roughly the same)
nubbins`: nod
nubbins`: all kinds of fancy metals being used for rings these days. cobalt is another one
asciilifeform: t is pyrophoric.
nubbins`: EXTREMELY heavy
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 26 @ 0.00589697 = 0.1533 BTC [+] {2}
asciilifeform: machine under noble gas.
nubbins`: or inside a giant lightbulb
mircea_popescu: actually working a W bar into a W screw on a plain old machine would be one hell of a fireworks display
nubbins`: i bet there's youtube videos of that
mircea_popescu: doubt it
nubbins`: yeah, closest i can find is some asshole shooting 2mm tungsten bullets from a gun the size of my thumb
mod6: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 269449 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 694 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 3 days, 16 hours, 7 minutes, and 37 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 590449211.345 | Estimated Percent Change: 15.56368
nubbins`: tourette's / schizo neighbour is having a bad day today
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9650 @ 0.00082506 = 7.9618 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 871 @ 0.0010102 = 0.8799 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: ;;sell 500
gribble: (sell <amount> <thing> [at|@] <priceperunit> <otherthing> [<notes>]) -- Logs a sell order for <amount> units of <thing, at a price of <price> per unit, in units of <otherthing>. Use the optional <notes> field to put in any special notes. <price> may include an arithmetical expression, and {(mtgox|bitstamp)(ask|bid|last|high|low|avg)} to index price to mtgox ask, bid, last, high, (1 more message)
mircea_popescu: ;;bids 500
gribble: There are currently 0 bitcoins demanded at or over 500.0 USD, worth 0.0 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0090 seconds
mircea_popescu: ;;asks 500
gribble: There are currently 5681.8334 bitcoins offered at or under 500.0 USD, worth 2597154.68304 USD in total. | Data vintage: 15.2396 seconds
nubbins`: i struggle to understand the price fluctuations of XBOND
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.005897 = 0.1474 BTC [+]
mike_c: well, it likely dropped recently when TAT implied he might forcefully buy some back.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.625 BTC [+]
pankkake: not many bonds left on the market then
pankkake: I hope someone makes the JBOND, face value 0.07
ThickAsThieves: that was my original plan actually
ThickAsThieves: 007BOND
pankkake: :))
ThickAsThieves: and make the interest .07% per
ThickAsThieves: but day was too much
ThickAsThieves: and week too little
ThickAsThieves: etc
ThickAsThieves: XBOND is a better setup anyway
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.62 = 1.24 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.625 = 1.25 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: got the shirts today, thanks nubbins` and mp.
nubbins`: if i understand correctly, tat can't forcefully buy back at 1.0x; it's just an opportunity for people to initiate their own sell-back at 1.0x rather than 0.95x
nubbins`: kako, great!
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla any good ?
kakobrekla: i need to gain some weight so i can wear xl
kakobrekla: else its good
nubbins`: wash it in hot water and tumble dry high a bunch of times
kakobrekla: simpler to eat moar.
nubbins`: +1
nubbins`: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly24pw4eOB1qbk3wno1_500.jpg
nubbins`: carl sagan's 79th would have been 4 days ago
kakobrekla: hm btw
kakobrekla: is the top of that finger supposed to be usb?
kakobrekla: ah
kakobrekla: its ethernet
kakobrekla: stupid me
mircea_popescu: the top of the finger is supposed to be lubricated
nubbins`: LEL
nubbins`: helps the sharp plastic edges fit in a bit easier
mike_c: nubbins`: right, he can buy back at .00105 so it gets very risky to pay more than that for it because you might not have long to get dividends to make up difference. asks are basically right at .00105.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2400 @ 0.00082506 = 1.9801 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2900 @ 0.00014 = 0.406 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: i guess the premium speaks for the market, wanting more
kakobrekla: still better than the premiums on smidge fundy :)
ThickAsThieves: http://www.theverge.com/2013/11/13/5099176/lavabit-owner-10000-fine-snowden-email
ozbot: US wants $10,000 from Lavabit owner for dodging order for Snowden's email | The Verge
kakobrekla: how is 10k newsworthy?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 250 @ 0.001025 = 0.2563 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: it's affordable at least
mircea_popescu: well if you work for the press 10k is > your lifetime income.
ThickAsThieves: http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2013/11/13/sanitizing-bitcoin-coin-validation/
ozbot: Sanitizing Bitcoin: This Company Wants To Track 'Clean' Bitcoin Accounts - Forbes
ThickAsThieves: by clean, they mean not clean
mircea_popescu: and by seed round they mean cash flushjed down toilet
ThickAsThieves: That conversation also involved Yifu Guo, another 20-something like Waters, who became a “Bitcoin millionaire” selling computing equipment dedicated to “Bitcoin mining” though his company Avalon. Now the unlikely trio of two technologists and a Wharton grad is launching Coin Validation, a due diligence service for Bitcoin businesses that they hope will help set regulators’
ThickAsThieves: minds at ease.
mircea_popescu: wait wait, i recall that name.
ThickAsThieves: One business is already committed: Guo’s Bitcoin mining equipment maker, Avalon. A big question is whether they can get others to sign on as they’ll need a network effect to make the database useful.
ThickAsThieves: hehe
mircea_popescu: so basically avalon is dead.
ThickAsThieves: “We’re not in this to make money, we’re in it to get it sorted with Congress,” says Mellon, who eschews the dessert menu for a bowl of fresh raspberries.
ThickAsThieves: O
ThickAsThieves: M
ThickAsThieves: G
ThickAsThieves: haha
lurkwingduck: Was the fruit thing needed?
mircea_popescu: sometimes it's like they have a stupid competition going and we never fouind out.
ThickAsThieves: that sounds so... flamboyantly scamtastic
ThickAsThieves: “We don’t want to be the sheriff of the Bitcoin community. We just want to create an ecosystem of clean addresses.”
ThickAsThieves: it hurts
lurkwingduck: "clean"
ThickAsThieves: isn't this idea like fundamentally flawed?
kakobrekla: i will shoot the sheriff and maybe the deputy too.
ThickAsThieves: if the tracking is centralized, and they change the data internally
lurkwingduck: Especially considering how the security/anonymity minded people use address.
ThickAsThieves: then u fukt?
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves basically this is a lot of pretense around the reputation scam people try to run on the forum
mircea_popescu: whatever was that dork's name that had a gambling list where he blacklisted everything (except scams) ?
Namworld: So that's like if every time a US dollar bill was used for a drug transaction, it became "void"? Good luck with that.
ThickAsThieves: well not exactly that
ThickAsThieves: they dont wanna make any money or police anyone or anything bad bro
mircea_popescu: Namworld no, more like "if you say avalon is pretty scammy we will write down your address on our list of things we hate"
lurkwingduck: They just want to point fingers at "bad" addresses
ThickAsThieves: they just wanna sit on top of the blockchain and see if coins come out
mircea_popescu: they just know vcs are retarded and are trying to milk it while it's good.
ThickAsThieves: http://b-i.forbesimg.com/kashmirhill/files/2013/11/Coin-Validation.jpg
lurkwingduck: Haha mircea_popescu that is most likely the exercise.
ThickAsThieves: Trust us!
Namworld: yeah, I meant allow businesses to refuse "bad" addresses, which I suppose it means tracking "unclean" coin. Which is a pretty awful thing to do.
Namworld: Maybe they should go propose to the USG to make bills with sensors that explode when they're used in an illegitimate transaction. This way the USG could have only clean money circulating.
mircea_popescu: Namworld notrly. great way for businesses run by idiots to sink themselves.
Namworld: You're right... actually a good filter
mircea_popescu: lurkwingduck it's a living. not as good as stripping, but what's a boy to do.
lurkwingduck: I've apparently been going about this making money thing all wrong.
benkay: you make money?
mircea_popescu: lol
lurkwingduck: While we're at it lets allow vendors to choose which miners/pools are allowed to process their transactions specifically.
benkay: i want to make some money.
ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 427.00002, Best ask: 429.555, Bid-ask spread: 2.55498, Last trade: 427.00002, 24 hour volume: 29600.11759327, 24 hour low: 365.0, 24 hour high: 429.89021, 24 hour vwap: 400.87868
ThickAsThieves: just buy bitcoins
lurkwingduck: benkay, yeah and then I give most of it to BoA for a loan.
ThickAsThieves: <mircea_popescu> bitcoin is so totally going to 500... all these lolz
ThickAsThieves: with lolz like these, who needs friends
benkay: the joke is on "make"
mircea_popescu: that's a good line.
ThickAsThieves: since when is it too late to buy bitcoins?
lurkwingduck: I was referring to the "make" joke
mircea_popescu: it was always too late.
mircea_popescu: i recall distinctly ppl going "oh , it's wayt too late now that it attained parity"
lewicki: parity with...?
mircea_popescu: they meant dollar parity.
mircea_popescu: because this was a thing, at some point people had trouble groking the concept that funny internet butts are intrinsically worth more than any fiat.
benkay: funny fiat butts will never be worth any crypto
lurkwingduck: Honestly when I first heard of it back when it was dimes per btc I thought it was some sort of ponzi and promptly forgot about it for a few years.
lurkwingduck: Oooops
ThickAsThieves: little did you know how strong of a ponzi it was
lurkwingduck: Exactly
kakobrekla: if its not a ponzi its a scam.
mircea_popescu: it's a sconzi.
kakobrekla: isnt that pankakes thing
kakobrekla: a pozni but scam cause it doesnt pay anything at all
benkay: ;;calc 10000/100
gribble: 100
benkay: derp
mircea_popescu: benkay's brunette wig fell off.
benkay: u guise i can't get to this dick
benkay: there's something between me and it
benkay: it's hard
benkay: flat
benkay: *slams face into glass table again*
kakobrekla: hm, you trying to blow yourself?
benkay: how do you break a blonde's nose?
benkay: put a dildo underneath a glass table.
thestringpuller: ;;calc 10000/80
gribble: 125
thestringpuller: what?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.000138 = 0.138 BTC [-]
Namworld: Erik Voorhees 4 hours ago
Namworld: Connecting Bitcoin with government will sanitize the government more than it does Bitcoin.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 117 @ 0.001025 = 0.1199 BTC [+]
TomServo: !jd
assbot: Just-Dice stat: 7601 BTC profit, 58.1k BTC invested, 248.35 mio bets, 4.39 mio BTC wagered
kakobrekla: ;;calc 58.1*400
gribble: 23240
mike_c: time to cut and run dooglus!
ThickAsThieves: http://coinometrics.com/bitcoin/brix
ThickAsThieves: might be a cool gribble tool - current 51% attack cost
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13100 @ 0.00082506 = 10.8083 BTC [+]
mike_c: cool site. BTC is 100 biggest currency in the world. http://coinometrics.com/bitcoin/bmix
mike_c: *100th
lurkwingduck: I found the payment network rankings interesting
ThickAsThieves: western union better watch out
kakobrekla: but narrow money is like what, 1% of all of it?
ThickAsThieves: ;;bids 0
gribble: There are currently 16945597 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.0 USD, worth 25435575.3776 USD in total. | Data vintage: 215.4425 seconds
ThickAsThieves: lol
ThickAsThieves: $25m
ThickAsThieves: ;;market buy 15000
gribble: This order would exceed the size of the order book. You would buy 12448.086 bitcoins, for a total of 10575763281.8703 USD and take the price to 1000000000.0000. | Data vintage: 3.8170 seconds
mike_c: kakobrekla ah, yeah. ok, not as impressive.
TomServo: When did SD get a facelift?
kakobrekla: a week or two ago
TomServo: Ah. Any news on new ownership?
kakobrekla: maybe a month
kakobrekla: i have no real perception of time anymore
mike_c: two modes now. new one can be account betting. old one still available http://legacy.satoshidice.com/
thestringpuller: ;;market sell 15000
gribble: A market order to sell 15000 bitcoins right now would net 5634723.9851 USD and would take the last price down to 332.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 375.6483 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 113.8440 seconds
thestringpuller: ;;market sell 150000
gribble: A market order to sell 150000 bitcoins right now would net 24261410.3761 USD and would take the last price down to 37.4000 USD, resulting in an average price of 161.7427 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 123.6558 seconds
mircea_popescu: funny how you could sell 15k but not buy 15k.
thestringpuller: lolololol
ThickAsThieves: it's a bitcoin shortage
ThickAsThieves: what to do
mircea_popescu: mine.
kakobrekla: no, they are mine.
ThickAsThieves: ;;estimate
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 585566481.187 based on data since last change | 690716495.324 based on data for last three days
Namworld: Rolls Today
Namworld: 25251
Namworld: Volume Today
Namworld: 109.06244382
Namworld: Wow... SD new website ain't getting much business...
ThickAsThieves: it's ugly
dub: ;;market buy 15000
gribble: This order would exceed the size of the order book. You would buy 12448.086 bitcoins, for a total of 10575763281.8703 USD and take the price to 1000000000.0000. | Data vintage: 237.1764 seconds
ThickAsThieves: ;;asks 999
gribble: There are currently 8322.2921 bitcoins offered at or under 999.0 USD, worth 4398457.41127 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0025 seconds
mike_c: plus those blinking eyes are annoying as hell
thestringpuller: lol there is a bitcoin shortage!
thestringpuller: gotta wait fo niggas to spend
Namworld: Coinroll has more volume than that...
ThickAsThieves: maybe they will buy you
kakobrekla: and put a face in your logos
ThickAsThieves: for 1 satoshidice
Namworld: Coinroll ain't mine
ThickAsThieves: word
kakobrekla: btce is now basically paired with bitstamp, thats odd
ThickAsThieves: .r
ozbot: Gox | Buy: $428.50 Sell: $429.00 Last: $429.00 High: $429.98 Low: $365.00
ozbot: Bitstamp | Buy: $397.00
ozbot: Coinbase | Buy: $407.48
ozbot: Weex | API Error
kakobrekla: go weex!
ThickAsThieves: coinsetter wants to connect all the exchanges
firedrops: ;;seen ukyo
gribble: ukyo was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 days, 0 hours, 11 minutes, and 32 seconds ago: <Ukyo> mgio: pm
ThickAsThieves: reddites are excited for all the arb
kakobrekla: here tat, jesus saves: http://jezus.si:81/render?target=bitcoin.*.transactions&height=500&width=1100&lineMode=connected
ThickAsThieves: thank you sir
ThickAsThieves: i mean, thank jezus
kakobrekla: ma'am.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves arb, as in rhubarb.
ThickAsThieves: arb for everyone!
ThickAsThieves: it's what's fair
mircea_popescu: fun fact of the day : slovenia spends on defense 500 mn a year. bangladesh, 1500.
mircea_popescu: 3 times as defended!
ThickAsThieves: how many bitcoins does the USG have again?
kakobrekla: but we also have sekrit weapon.
Namworld: technology used matters more than budget methink
mike_c: fbi has 177k
Namworld: Also amount of soldiers. Those are cheaper than vehicles.
mircea_popescu: mike_c fbi has a wallet which cointains 177k
mike_c: yes. that.
mircea_popescu: Namworld im pretty sure bangladesh flattens slovenia on headcount
mircea_popescu: even if the bangladeshis decide to only fight with 17 yo women taller than 170
kakobrekla: alright, i cant stand the pressure any more, ill tell you. tractors.
Namworld: Probably
mircea_popescu: it's like 200mn people or some shit
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla tractors ? what, you drag the country further west if in danger ?
kakobrekla: that one way of going about it.
kakobrekla: thats
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 609 @ 0.001025 = 0.6242 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: lol bitcointalk mods filled a post of mpoe-pr's with [expletive deleted]
firedrops: wtf?
firedrops: they're censoring language now? what a bunch of twats.
kakobrekla: mebbe they get paid by ban and square brackets counts
mircea_popescu: i ddin't know she expletives that much
mircea_popescu: wow. i just realised that at a population of 2mn, you could probably personally meet each girl that turns 17 during a year.
mircea_popescu: in slovenia. it can be done.
davout: kakobrekla: mods do get paid by deletion count and whatnot
firedrops: mircea_popescu, sounds like a valuable experiments.
firedrops: for your junk.
kakobrekla: davout tell them im a gold mine.
mircea_popescu: davout mods get paid ?! since when !?
firedrops: mods get paid? that's backasswards
davout: ofc they get paid
mircea_popescu: i never heard of paid mods.
mircea_popescu: what's next, ima start paying my maids ?!
mircea_popescu: da fuck is this world headed to, srsly.
dub: neat, who i s amod and wants to cut a trolling contract
dub: I'll troll, you delete, split profits
kakobrekla: ill troll for free just gimme mah acct back
davout: well, i delete a few spam threads here and there in the french section and get paid approx 0.5 BTC/month
mircea_popescu: dub i thought you were gainfully employed.
dub: I can multitask
dub: I troll you lot for free erryday
mircea_popescu: i thought that was because we had something speshul.
pankkake: I report a lot of stuff! why am I not paid
kakobrekla: cause you report the wrong stuff pankkake
pankkake: You have reported 38 posts with 93% accuracy
kakobrekla: start reporting mpoe and money shall cum
dub: I'd like to get paid for maintaining what is probably the largest ignore list
pankkake: but that's because I have an autowatch on the french forum so I catch the spam
mircea_popescu: people actually spam the french forum ?
mircea_popescu: why ? someone reads it ?
davout: pankkake: because you're the content
pankkake: yes, with google translated spams
mircea_popescu: lmao
pankkake: also, because it doesn't require to be out of newbie jail
mircea_popescu: once, the center of the world. nowadays, not even worth writing spam for.
ThickAsThieves: the french are simply more experienced
mircea_popescu: france has really done well under the socialists.
ThickAsThieves: The report also highlights the extensive scientific literature on the human ability to identify deceptive behavior. Summarizing 400 studies over the past 60 years, the report concludes that humans perform only "the same as or slightly better than chance." Given that the TSA has spent almost a billion dollars on the program, that's a pretty poor record.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: it's funny how in most socialist contries, they yearn for free markets anyways...
ThickAsThieves: Bugpowder is your Tesla worth $400 yet?
truffles: 0.0
ThickAsThieves: $400k*
Bugpowder: heh
Bugpowder: I haven't bought one yet
ThickAsThieves: nice
Bugpowder: I lost enough for a few teslas on JD though
ThickAsThieves: aww
Bugpowder: 1000BTC
Bugpowder: cold streak
Bugpowder: sigh
Bugpowder: I'm still gonna get one...
ThickAsThieves: they gotta pay the bills somehow
Bugpowder: Wife has almost come around
Bugpowder: In escrow on a nice house too.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves it's also bs. humans get close to 100%, provided they're not idiots.
mircea_popescu: you try and pass contraband by a customs agent with 30 years in the field and tell me.
ThickAsThieves: smart humans cost too much, just buy dumb machines instead
mircea_popescu: ya well, then you get slightly better or equal to chance
ThickAsThieves: plus now everyone is documented nude
benkay: "people" make the same arguments about wine
ThickAsThieves: pretty good cause
benkay: average sample of wine "experts" can't tell shit from shinola
benkay: non idiots, well
mircea_popescu: benkay you know the joke with the monk ?
benkay: there are a few...
benkay: hit me
mircea_popescu: this monk is famous for being able to identify any wine, by the vineyard, even by the vintage in most cases.
mircea_popescu: so in order to pull a prank on him, some doods get him a glass fulla piss
mircea_popescu: monk takes a sip... sloshes it around, takes another sip and goes
mircea_popescu: "16, virgin and not in our paroch"
ThickAsThieves: 500 today maybe?
ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 442.0, Best ask: 443.0, Bid-ask spread: 1.00000, Last trade: 443.0, 24 hour volume: 31501.56542867, 24 hour low: 367.31002, 24 hour high: 445.0, 24 hour vwap: 405.14175
ThickAsThieves: ;;asks 499
gribble: There are currently 5319.58 bitcoins offered at or under 499.0 USD, worth 2488846.12375 USD in total. | Data vintage: 114.2186 seconds
Bugpowder: Record high total bid depth on Gox
Bugpowder: by far
Bugpowder: 25391256.5049 USD
Bugpowder: 2.5M of that are fresh from the last 2 hours. So its conceivable we could touch it.
ThickAsThieves: don't let china win guys, buy all the bitcoins!
kakobrekla: china stole all teh btc already
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.621 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.26018665 = 0.7806 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 750 @ 0.00582417 = 4.3681 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.621 = 6.21 BTC [-]
mike_c: Today in history. Nov. 13, 2010: $0.30 2011: $3 2012: $11 2013: $410
mircea_popescu: basically it's 10x a year, 2012 was an error, shoulda been 30
kakobrekla: http://wikileaks.org/tpp/
ozbot: Secret Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement (TPP)
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla ironically, i would guess by now nobody cares anymore
mircea_popescu: i don't see who can be bothered to read the 5000000 pages of crap governments write
mike_c: tl;dr - the government is screwing you
dub: you mean your govt is screwing us
mike_c: that too.
mike_c: my govt is "the government"
dub: not for long
dub: allah willing
mike_c: hehe
mircea_popescu: i wonder if in a coupla years wikileaks type sites will have degenerated to posting unflattering shower pics of elected officials
mircea_popescu: sorta like sex tapes.
Namworld: Can someone explain me why people are replying to BTCT.co by sending me their BTC addresses so BTCT.co can send them their balance?
Namworld: Or why people email me claims to assets I never managed?
Namworld: I am not BTCT.co
mircea_popescu: lies
firedrops: are you sure?
Namworld: People also email me for coinroll.it and other things
Namworld: To my hotmail
mircea_popescu: maybe your hotmail has been around.
Namworld: Which is only public on the who.is on namworld.com
Namworld: Which mean people go a long way around to reach me instead of contacting the correct and obvious person
mircea_popescu: nubbins` send Namworld a tshirt with "other people get hotwives and all i have is this lousy hotmail"
Namworld: What's wrong with people?
mike_c: it is also on the whois for coinroll.org
mike_c: and coinroll.info
mike_c: so that's why :)
ThickAsThieves: Namworld same things happen to me
ThickAsThieves: someone tried to redeem xbond for some CBTC
Namworld: Ah. True, I registered those.
ThickAsThieves: and they wanna know why I haven't given them their burnside PT shares
kakobrekla: you are all good as long as your btc balance is not negative.
ThickAsThieves: from today: "hi , what is happening on havelockinvestments.com? i dont understand!!!!
ThickAsThieves: you give us dividends or not??"
kakobrekla: no dividend for you. come back 1 year.
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: a friend's mom called me years ago wondering why her emails to her_son's_name@hotmale.com were being returned
Namworld: My BTC balance says "-5.14ohgodwhy538526"
Namworld: It's too late kako
kakobrekla: sucks!
Namworld: I've borked BTC
mircea_popescu: lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 70 @ 0.0023925 = 0.1675 BTC [+]
jurov: http://bitcoinism.blogspot.sk/2013/11/is-it-time-to-boycott-all-us-bitcoin.html nice commentary
ozbot: Bitcoinism: Is It Time to Boycott All US Bitcoin Companies?
asciilifeform: jurov: what we're dealing with here is the 'TOR gambit.'
asciilifeform: specifically: 1) impose ham-handed censorship 2) herd lusers into 'l33t h4ck3r privacy' honeypots 3) '???, profit.'
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3474 @ 0.00081953 = 2.847 BTC [-]
firedrops: 22:28 < ThickAsThieves> Namworld same things happen to me
firedrops: 22:28 < ThickAsThieves> someone tried to redeem xbond for some CBTC
firedrops: 22:29 < Namworld> Ah. True, I registered those.
firedrops: 22:29 < ThickAsThieves> and they wanna know why I haven't given them their burnside PT shares
firedrops: 22:29 < kakobrekla> you are all good as long as your btc balance is not negative.
firedrops: 22:29 -!- [\\\] [~imsaguy@unaffiliated/imsaguy] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
firedrops: 22:29 < ThickAsThieves> from today: "hi , what is happening on havelockinvestments.com? i dont understand
firedrops: 22:29 < ThickAsThieves> you give us dividends or not??"
firedrops: 22:30 < kakobrekla> no dividend for you. come back 1 year.
jurov: firedrops we have log for this
firedrops: dropped my shit, sorry y'all
firedrops: just posted to bash, then splat
firedrops: my omlete and bacon is fine, dont worry
mircea_popescu: the delightful ignorance of these two week old bloggers.
mircea_popescu: resistence to us crap is basically... mpex.
mircea_popescu: how they manage to write five pages of nothing that keeps changing every three months but somehow manages to miss that basic point i will never know.
mircea_popescu: he wants me to boycott "us bitcoin companies" meanwhile his blog runs on google. just that...
firedrops: bitcoin happens to people in stages, most of which are false confidence in their understanding of it. I'm in stage 6, false confidence in my understanding of it.
mircea_popescu: wd!
assbot: Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1460782/plain/)
mircea_popescu: !b 2
firedrops: ah, there commands for that. good to know.
firedrops: there are*
mircea_popescu: what, you thought you knew irc ? :D
mircea_popescu: anyway, that's all for me. gl all.
firedrops: adios mp
jurov: gl mp
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 340 @ 0.00103 = 0.3502 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 11501 @ 0.00014 = 1.6101 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.12 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 441.1, Best ask: 442.43, Bid-ask spread: 1.33000, Last trade: 441.3, 24 hour volume: 36161.52474597, 24 hour low: 372.183, 24 hour high: 446.21111, 24 hour vwap: 411.3639
ThickAsThieves: lolatility
pankkake: are there enough moons left to go to?
ThickAsThieves: someone should send a bitcoin to the moon
kakobrekla: moon is scammer
firedrops: 00:12 -!- Nick moon is temporarily unavailable
firedrops: proves it
firedrops: he's out there scammin' away. dem tides!
firedrops: what a racket
firedrops: tide bonds?
kakobrekla: stealin all teh helium
firedrops: Lucy Lui is doing tai chi move Ward Off Evil in every skimpy outfit. for once TV delivers..
firedrops: every = a very
firedrops: well, stolen tv with no 'mercials
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P980T] 5 @ 1.5085364 = 7.5427 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 61393 @ 0.00014 = 8.595 BTC [+]
nubbins`: hi
ThickAsThieves: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P980T] 5 @ 1.5085364 = 7.5427 BTC [-]
Namworld: oh hey, they have new options
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.138 = 0.276 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2500 @ 0.00081953 = 2.0488 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 195 @ 0.0010497 = 0.2047 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 100 @ 0.0010497 = 0.105 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 46 @ 0.00589999 = 0.2714 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 133 @ 0.0010497 = 0.1396 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 582 @ 0.0010497 = 0.6109 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 16450 @ 0.00014 = 2.303 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 24 @ 0.00599 = 0.1438 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 43 @ 0.04499999 = 1.935 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 5 @ 0.0459 = 0.2295 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12750 @ 0.00081953 = 10.449 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6212 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 29 @ 0.00592455 = 0.1718 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00233899 = 0.2339 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 37 @ 0.005989 = 0.2216 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3800 @ 0.00082017 = 3.1166 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6221 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 80 @ 0.00598937 = 0.4791 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 10 @ 0.045 = 0.45 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1732 @ 0.0010499 = 1.8184 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.100025 = 0.2001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 145 @ 0.0010499 = 0.1522 BTC [+]
topace: COGNITIVE now trading on Havelock
topace: symbol: COG
topace: only a portion of share have been pushed to accounts so far, the rest coming once users create accounts to allocate the shares into
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 5 @ 0.10758 = 0.5379 BTC [+] {2}
dub: bad look dealing with that little sack of shit
darby: noob question: is there something similar to rtbtc that is free to use?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 35714 @ 0.00014 = 5 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: uh its like 10$ a month or something...
kakobrekla: not unafordable really.
kakobrekla: yeeah topace, what dub said.
darby: but free bc stallman
kakobrekla: what?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.62221 BTC [+]
darby: something open source preferably
dub: so, no
dub: bitcoinity+clarkmoody+goxtool
dub: dunno about buttstamp
dub: (all of these things ask for donations though, and stallman is retarded)
darby: ty
dub: you can steal sierracharts too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 547 @ 0.00225532 = 1.2337 BTC [-] {9}
darby: bitcoinity exactly what i was looking for, thx
kakobrekla: also http://trading.i286.org/
darby: candles would be nice tho :)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.261 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 42000 @ 0.00014 = 5.88 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16350 @ 0.00081939 = 13.397 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: http://cryptome.org/2013/10/nsa-tor-disinfo.htm
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3900 @ 0.00081961 = 3.1965 BTC [+]

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