benkay: ;;ticker --market btcavg
benkay: 'course, you're limited to the pussy that falls into the boat
benkay: pheromone chemtrails
benkay: signaling is never pointless.
benkay: those kaisers are sexxay
benkay: here you go dub
benkay: who doesn't!?
benkay: except that's mircea and he only touches women on their knees
benkay: ;;calc 899816443.08*1.1
benkay: ;;calc 899816443.08*1.15
benkay: ;;calc 899816443.08*1.2
benkay: perhaps not
benkay: that we'd hit 1b by year end
benkay: looks like the bitbet bet has caught up with the obvious
benkay: 900 million
benkay: er
benkay: dag
benkay: so almost 9 million is the estimate?
benkay: it's the parsing of the ;;bcstats output i'm curious about
benkay: i do understand that much, ThickAsThieves.
benkay: 1.27*7.07e8?
benkay: how do diff changes work?
benkay: what kind of work are you jumping into and out of?
benkay: do you roughneck or something?
benkay: so it'll hold the blockchain for a few more months
benkay: 80gb
benkay: you got too much time, homes.
benkay: maybe when btc clears a couple MM each i'll drop the frugality.
benkay: i'd like a maserati to sign transactions, please.
benkay: yourself!
benkay: not precisely a powerhouse machine.
benkay: yeah i'm targeting like 200 bucks
benkay: in any event, i think i'll just use a pi.
benkay: i just bounced off the amazon page, so it's possible they just threw me a bogus rate
benkay: whatcha gonna do, compile everything from source every damn time?
benkay: wow fuck everything that's a 15 hundred dollar thing
benkay: i am dissapoint by vertical integration failure.
benkay: page lacks buy button.
benkay: yo does anyone have a preferred netbook/minicomp?
benkay: ah yeah, dat average.
benkay: yeah i thought i'd accounted for that
benkay: no, calls.
benkay: right?
benkay: spot'd have to go to 500 for those to even get into the money
benkay: !t m o.usd.c050t
benkay: it's not a play i ever intend to make, honestly.
benkay: thestringpuller: yeah buddy
benkay: but if you let the low-interest bondholders get taken out during volatile months, you can pull in some interest on the low-vix months afterwards
benkay: well those idiots putting capital up at .5% are getting shafted
benkay: lovely, thanks jurov.
benkay: yeah you better believe i ain't loaning btc to anyone, much less a bot whose algos are black magic
benkay: /jokes
benkay: one day i'll make my account fee back on account fee divs
benkay: dem account fees
benkay: that's not so much a correlation as it is a causative relationship
benkay: well if the bot is taking a loss then that's getting applied to bondholders, and divs will be reduced
benkay: oh i think that i've seen that sheet
benkay: what's that correlation like?
benkay: innit great?
benkay: the20year: nobody. the closest are the MPEx companies.
benkay: thestringpuller: what's the relationship between bond returns and stock returns on MPOE?
benkay: i'm getting myself bitcoins for christmas.
benkay: jcpham: a few weeks ago when he wanted people to attest to his payouts on the forum.
benkay: WoT or GTFO.
benkay: i wasn't trading or anything, just attesting to his doing a thing, but man
benkay: this Wot thing is pretty good at imposing competence thresholds - last time I interacted with that Ukyo individual I asked him to auth and he told me that he'd forgotten the passphrase to his WoT keys.
benkay: mod6: can I get lot size out of assbot?
benkay: <strike>the</strike>
benkay: and what is someone supposed to do when the MPEx takes its web page down, eh?
benkay: well, referencial transparency of MPSIC with regards to contract. before this change, all relevant details to pricing the option were in the MPSIC.
benkay: totally breaks referential transparency of MPSIC.
benkay: page is for humans to read. until this change MPSIC contained all relevant information.
benkay: dude mircea_popescu the options contracts not being on whole btc and that not being called out in the trade symbol is totally bogus
benkay: *btc bounces*
benkay: 1k was a good thing?
benkay: .d
benkay: dat bgp hijack
benkay: ;;goxlag
benkay: watch out below
benkay: kakobrekla: bitbet down?
benkay: bitbet down?
benkay: high rolla
benkay: not king?
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: dat 24 hour low
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: ;;gettrust r3wt
benkay: what is this "weird"?
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: upworthy. always derpful linkbait.
benkay: heh. videos.
benkay: ;;ud acab
benkay: A FUCKING BATHROBE
benkay: hey what do you call a snuggie worn backwards?
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: trying to, and acquiring
benkay: sounds like something i'd do if i weren't busy acquring every btc in price
benkay: what, lisp in general or the whole symbolics compu-archaeology?
benkay: ThickAsThieves: setting up a panacea PT yet?
benkay: hey kakobrekla what's the bitcoin forex hedge fund called?
benkay: it's almost enough to make a kid turn scammer
benkay: one can also bet on BOTH SIDES ZOMG
benkay: future for delivery of 100tb
benkay: google is fiat currency
benkay: senior editor can't distinguish market maker from market operator.
benkay: you missed the sarcasm in the smiley.
benkay: bringing some light to that "somehow" is the sort of thing one'd expect a 'journalist' to do.
benkay: too late for the unfortunate article :(
benkay: hey we have quotes on options again!
benkay: Apocalyptic: the market maker not quoting prices is not anywhere near similar to the exchange going down.
benkay: well, it's no surprise really - people don't understand even market capitalization.
benkay: dem market caps
benkay: yessss exactly.
benkay: someone do that please.
benkay: one wonders if he noticed.
benkay: *rage rage rage rage*
benkay: "you can totally short bitcoins profitably - it just takes a lot of money to make it reasonably profitable. ergo, bitcoins r tardfodder."
benkay: american "news" organizations
benkay: sounds like you need some capitalization
benkay: well i say
benkay: 2 contracts minimum to profit
benkay: as real as the people buying them, one assumes
benkay: "that lead me to question just how real the prices MPEx was quoting were"
benkay: ;;calc 1026.26*30
benkay: ;;calc 1106*30
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: the decline doth proceed apace.
benkay: "retail investors must reside outside the us"
benkay: hey mircea_popescu what does anul 5 d.Tr. mean?
benkay: asciilifeform: examples: targeting fpga's; dynamic workfns (as you mentioned); sorcery resistance
benkay: asciilifeform: i'm entertaining ideas about practical altcoin design
benkay: asciilifeform: the first set of course
benkay: whereas if you take posession of the livestock, you can sell them for the market price.
benkay: just so that when cold wallets start emptying themselves those who keep their eyes on these things have another class of cryptocoin to move into.
benkay: kinda the only altcoin that makes practical sense.
benkay: i'd like to see a shor-resistant cryptocurrency.
benkay: if you really want to understand options, write a pricing algo.
benkay: pricing options is an open problem, yes.
benkay: or sell some calls if you're sufficiently capitalized.
benkay: kleeck_: MPEx.
benkay: (assuming there's something dumb and that you two'd know)
benkay: asciilifeform, mircea_popescu: what's stupid about the NTRU encryption scheme?
benkay: #python-pdx
benkay: thankee kindly, sir.
benkay: ?
benkay: does anyone have an email for jurov`
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: ;;market sell 140000
benkay: oh no jokes my bad there's totally character coding shit still in there and etc
benkay: oh hey wouldja lookit that mircea_popescu fixed the footnotes on trilema
benkay: no i'm snackman
benkay: well gosh snackman read the log for the past 10 days then you might have a clue as to the references
benkay: "cave early"
benkay: that's what he means by "got in early"
benkay: snackman holds all the buttcorns. it's his private pre-mined altcoin, mircea_popescu, not actual bitcoins.
benkay: snackman: your aggro over 10 seems unwarranted then
benkay: snackman: fishing for buttcorns?
benkay: .d
benkay: er otc -> contract standardization i mean
benkay: well yeah and the whole otc lubrication of trade
benkay: i was wondering the other night how likely bitbet would be to displace formal options trading
benkay: dat topological identity.
benkay: ha!
benkay: i'm intrigued by the bitbet about difficulty falling
benkay: .d
benkay: "the market can remain irrational far longer than you can remain solvent"
benkay: mircea_popescu, ThickAsThieves how'd shorting the difficulty work out?
benkay: all journalists are bloggers now.
benkay: ;;market sell 1000000
benkay: ;;market sell 1000
benkay: BingoBoingo: his help desk dorks don't have enough btc to short and move the price anywhere
benkay: BingoBoingo: implies insufficient familiarity with the toolchain to get in the WoT.
benkay: BingoBoingo: he hit irc from a web client.
benkay: why do the traditional short instead of playing options?
benkay: the cloaca blooms
benkay: damagebritain: mpex.co
benkay: dub: pardon?
benkay: snsa is currently pricing in risk of not making delivery by the 25th
benkay: warm and wet > cool and wet
benkay: mircea_popescu: the btctalk thread you linked has people talking about the bitbet irc channel and linking the -assets log
benkay: this boggles.
benkay: the bitbet irc channel?
benkay: that'd be stephengandel, no?
benkay: stephengandel: this is a channel of people who expect bitcoin to be the world reserve currency.
benkay: true of most real-world arbitrage
benkay: the limit of the process is inevitable.
benkay: satoshis.
benkay: stephengandel: to clarify thestringpuller's comment, jurov runs http://coinbr.com
benkay: stephengandel: http://mpex.co/?mpsic=O.USD.P185T for example. but note that the option is on lots of .1 btc
benkay: yup. MPOE prices options on bitcoins.
benkay: there are brokers, though stephengandel
benkay: /sarcasm
benkay: the internet is for user interfaces
benkay: stephengandel: just lurking?
benkay: and ball bitcoin
benkay: drape each on a babe
benkay: that way i can split a wallet across 3 items of decorate
benkay: i want there to be at least 3 btc-related jewelry providers
benkay: Va
benkay: the only atoms i want to fuck with are warm and concave
benkay: i don't get it
benkay: you guys actually like fucking around with atoms
benkay: man
benkay: ksp is brutal.
benkay: they'd have to implement proper orbital dynamics first
benkay`: that sounded like a bubble popping
benkay`: huh
benkay: 7,96
benkay: imagine the referential transparency: "O.USD.C125T.e6"
benkay: "what is one to do - scientific notation?" fuck yes!
benkay: ^^ that scientific notation
benkay: save us all the accounting headache of figuring out how many fractions of a buttcoin the options are written on each month and just quote 'em in lots of satoshi and put it in the listing string!
benkay: we all know where this curve goes sir
benkay: 0, 1, infinity
benkay: mircea_popescu u know i been saying you gotta start writing options on lots of satoshis
benkay: so that the mitm can get your password
benkay: yeah see pm
benkay: 23 days to christmas
benkay: and operational security
benkay: emotions do interfere in the ruthless pursuit of capital
benkay: mircea_popescu: why do gingers pick better passwords?
benkay: "what, there was a 30% value wobble? lol too bad i was busy drinking champange to notice"
benkay: cackle gleefully when you are living your life during mini crashes
benkay: develop a smug regard for day-traders
benkay: just be on the btc coin
benkay: i still want to know what this is all about: http://galaxies.mygamesonline.org/companies.html
benkay: more like doner kebab
benkay: /query bingoboingo
benkay: maybe there are people with giant amounts of btc floating around still who are trying to p/d, but the pumps last an entire month and the dumps last for trivial amounts of time
benkay: just no
benkay: i have a hard time buying some rando in pricetalk's claims to move the entire btc market
benkay: oh i'm watching now
benkay: wow wtfuckballs
benkay: "what was done", meaning the 1250 > 840 > 1100 wobble?
benkay: wow so much wtf
benkay: goodness, what is this?
benkay: naw man, what's going on over there?
benkay: .d
benkay: although mp has yet to capitulate on actually listing them in lots of satoshis
benkay: yeah man
benkay: more like gryft
benkay: gyft
benkay: mp needs noobrage energy to feed his dark sorcery
benkay: a) duplication b) why continue to legitimize the operation?
benkay: i for one am amazed that mpex operations deign to actually publish financials there
benkay: bitcointalk is itself a bad joke
benkay: ya well these vague statements
benkay: (carefully never said contract)