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ben_vulpes: he's an american - what do you want?
ben_vulpes: probably not as many as you
ben_vulpes: much self-contradiction. it's the lot of the nearly-enlightened under the USG.
ben_vulpes: and srs - why the move?
ben_vulpes: how've you been, thestringpuller ?
ben_vulpes: kinda proximate
ben_vulpes: close. whore for the great satan at the v. least.
ben_vulpes: ;;ud waterhead
ben_vulpes: "In an ideal world, Kim Kardashian would have spent her life getting sport-fucked anonymously by hip-hop stars in some Bel Air mansion, ran a salon, and either died of a coke overdose or Botox poisoning."
ben_vulpes: "But the world changed again. And kept changing. So now you’ve got this degree that’s worth fuck-all, a house that’s worth more as scrap lumber than as a substantial investment, and you’re either going to lose your job or have to do the work of two people, because there’s a recession on. Except they keep saying the recession ended, so why are you still working twice as hard for the same amount of money?"
ben_vulpes: "Gen X talked a lot about the revolution, and then went and got themselves some venture capital and started laying into place the oversaturated, paranoid world we live in now. A lot of them tried to tell themselves they were still punk as fuck, but it’s hard to morally reconcile the thing where you listen to Fugazi on the way to your job where you help find new ways to trick people into giving up their data to advertisers. Most people
ben_vulpes: don’t even bother. They just compartmentalize."
ben_vulpes: http://zenarchery.com/2014/08/everyone-i-know-is-brokenhearted/ << americans are starting to wake up, i think.
ben_vulpes: dolar blue actually fell last week?
ben_vulpes: ThickAsThieves: baller
ben_vulpes: lol mike zing and logoff
ben_vulpes: *sigh* okay apache ain't gon configure itself
ben_vulpes: honey if the rest of the world disagrees, who the fuck are you again?
ben_vulpes: this whole article is an exercise in convincing the writer that her lifestyle is right and good and that the rest of the world is Doing It Incorrectly.
ben_vulpes: sounds apt to me, asciilifeform
ben_vulpes: "Other older men simply admit they can’t get it off with their own saggy, wrinkly peers. (This, by the way, is simply nature's way of telling them that it's time to stop breeding)."
ben_vulpes: "Where in the world (outside of Taliban-controlled parts of Afghanistan) do fifty-year old men routinely get to mate with twenty-year-old women? " oh gosh
ben_vulpes: i did note.
ben_vulpes: http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2014/08/laughter-can-heal.html "borderline pedophilic academics...sleeping with their students" << oh i see sub .8*$YOUR_AGE is now pedophilic. mhm.
ben_vulpes: spycraft's included putting a laser beam against a window and backing sound waves out of that for a while now.
ben_vulpes: http://www.muddywatersresearch.com/track-record/ << bitcoin scams don't even register. NASDAQ $23 -> $1.7
ben_vulpes: i had no idea.
ben_vulpes: that's what all the ETFs are about as well, aren't they.
ben_vulpes: this is the man who's trying to leverage himself into the role of canadian bitcoin regulator, after all.
ben_vulpes: somehow i suspect david joseph thinks that money is his and he'll be extremely reluctant to let any of it slip his grasp.
ben_vulpes: <ThickAsThieves> i saw this picture of a bunch of Canadian red/white maple leaf ATMs form Cavirtex, I wonder if maybe those stockholders from Havelock might get something something outta things in the end... << a) cavirtex is desperate for profit b) doubtful havelock holders are going to get anything as they've been delisted, right?
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski <pete_dushenski> but we're losing our voices over here << leave it to the professionals :D :D :D :D
ben_vulpes: and yet my parents house is appraised at 850k.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> nfi why it should be such a big deal, but it undeniably is. << theatre hue
ben_vulpes: or yum. whatever. don't care.
ben_vulpes: the point is sudo apt-get install redis
ben_vulpes: but either the clojure api for s3 or the java lib underneath it have a bug in their pre-signed url implementations.
ben_vulpes: well, clojure.
ben_vulpes: i burned days DAYS DAYSSSSSSS trying to get pre-signed URLs to work from java last month before giving up and hard coding AWS credentials into the deploy scripts
ben_vulpes: now i have to have a conversation with some people who are really sold on virtualization about how either i'm a retard or these layers of indirection are not worth the fucking cost.
ben_vulpes: well nothing, duh. they have the stick here.
ben_vulpes: sorry. clearly something importnat was going on and i'm interrupting
ben_vulpes: "sorry, you can't log to a bucket in a different region"
ben_vulpes: it's fucking awesome!
ben_vulpes: it's just SO GREAT to not actually have to manage your own hardware! look! we even have a k/v store you can post shit to!
ben_vulpes: yeah i'm clearly the retarded one here
ben_vulpes: rarragrhargh cheapskate clients
ben_vulpes: if your shit can't pay for a server beefy enough to serve itself and its assets get the fuck right out of my face
ben_vulpes: fuck rds
ben_vulpes: fuck ec2
ben_vulpes: fuck s3
ben_vulpes: once again i find myself confronted with stupid shit that shouldn't be a problem if the industry hadn't standardized on virtualized machines too small to host and serve their own images
ben_vulpes: it's gone full-bore cancer since then methinks
ben_vulpes: pseudoephedrine. another thing my grand state protects me from.
ben_vulpes: ability to come up with precisely the gribble command i'm fumbling towards
ben_vulpes: absence
ben_vulpes: ah no also i was trying to munge some gribble commands together and lamenting the lack of your grib wisdom
ben_vulpes: mike_c: i'm just a little confused by the WoL game numbering convention.
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: why are you moving to seattle?
ben_vulpes: fearmongering aside, i am sad to see the glaciers go, and moderately concerned at the water story for my homezone: http://www.enn.com/ecosystems/article/3946
ben_vulpes: i wonder if i'm far enough from the hubs.
ben_vulpes: culinary school?
ben_vulpes: derp program.
ben_vulpes: http://artjaguar.com/dev/about-us << found this on gfy. thanks(?) danielpbarron
ben_vulpes: lol gernika knows enough to try to !up but not that it doesn't work without ratings
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust gernika
ben_vulpes: what help
ben_vulpes: ;;rate gabriel_laddel 1 new blood
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust gabriel_laddel
ben_vulpes: bitbets on war of life when
ben_vulpes: maybe i'm just lazy and stupid. that's always possible.
ben_vulpes: (or more accurately, how pricing etc works)
ben_vulpes: i think once you put the energy into figuring out the rules you're obliged to try to get your time/money back by playing
ben_vulpes: wonder how it'd have gone w/out bombs
ben_vulpes: i thought mccaleb wrote the thing in the first place
ben_vulpes: how so steal?
ben_vulpes: my coins don't need no htp, Vexual
ben_vulpes: high temperature and pressure is the only way to go.
ben_vulpes: besides this one hour hairshirt ecowasher routine is chapping my ass
ben_vulpes: 2 wives 5 concubines 30 kids gotta obtain economies of scale somehow
ben_vulpes: (hai punkman1)
ben_vulpes: is stellar a ripple fork or what? i've been too busy to do any research into the scamcoins du jour
ben_vulpes: i am impress
ben_vulpes: 1Badmofo...MrmuXne
ben_vulpes: 1Badmofonny75kX7FrVHpCpNsRxMrmuXne
ben_vulpes: wow Vexual dat vanity addr
ben_vulpes: lol @ markov chain
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust assbot muxne
ben_vulpes: ;;ident Vexual
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust assbot Vexual
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust Vexual assbot
ben_vulpes: ;;calc 1400 * 600
ben_vulpes: per month?
ben_vulpes: wow mpex costs 25 btc to run now?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: doge sticker << dude's not trolling?
ben_vulpes: ;;google trilema pay tits
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: nice! how happen?
ben_vulpes: ;;google mpoe-pr two years
ben_vulpes: ;;google 2 years in the swamp
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: mr mold << i'm hoping to see the archives in a sane format sometime soon.
ben_vulpes: dang, cazalla
ben_vulpes: <tenyks> Portland, OR is 86.4 F (30.2 C) and Scattered Clouds; windchill is NA; winds are Calm
ben_vulpes: <ben_vulpes> tenyks: weather 97214
ben_vulpes is going to sweat across town now
ben_vulpes: anyways, i already pinged her its not like i really need permission
ben_vulpes: yeah i think i can see through it now
ben_vulpes: still, what does shoot mean in this context?
ben_vulpes: shoot her the thing
ben_vulpes: shoot...pardon?
ben_vulpes: "hey do you want to get paid to troll idiot bitcoiners?"
ben_vulpes: hm i may know a girl
ben_vulpes: lol yeah assbot that's right
ben_vulpes: pretty amazing, the derpage
ben_vulpes: i'm just looking at r/bitcoin for the first time in ages
ben_vulpes: wuuuuuuuut
ben_vulpes: beautiful lightly roasted portland coffee...
ben_vulpes: i think i got like 6 pounds
ben_vulpes: oh man portland roasting was having a sale today - 6.99 USD/lb
ben_vulpes puts another pot on
ben_vulpes: just the right amount of coffee imho
ben_vulpes: it's only 16oz
ben_vulpes: barristers take what - 4 years after hs in argentina?
ben_vulpes: same is true of legal 'profession' in the states.
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski ping me when you get a moment, i have a new size for ya
ben_vulpes: because there was at one point, but now there isn't. because of the transition from text-based wallets to bdb wallets? no idea, but it looks, smells, and quacks like a regression.
ben_vulpes: "At some point, you may wish to delete private keys from a wallet.dat file but as of version v0.6.0 of Bitcoin-QT/bitcoind, there is no RPC method available for this purpose." << assholes.
ben_vulpes: at the bank the other day i learned that physical checks in the us are all piped through the federal reserve. i also learned that this is not true of checks deposited via phnoe.
ben_vulpes: lol p funny how the standing-up reflex is hardwired in.
ben_vulpes: anyways, babe req's spatuling into bed
ben_vulpes: still, what's risky?
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgp9oyskX1qlne6uo1_400.jpg have some titties yo. << nice polka dots.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1344769/thumbs/o-SLUTWALK-CHICAGO-2013-facebook.jpg << holy shit that's risky. << what's risky about that? i was unaware that rapists or pedophiles were 'created'
ben_vulpes: i went out for a movie with my brother and father and my mother got my wife wasted
ben_vulpes: what have i done
ben_vulpes: wrong chan, but if anyone's of the sentiment...
ben_vulpes: gpg --encrypt -r "$recip_1" -r "$recip_2" ... - how intersperse "-r" with the elements of $KEYS_OF_INTEREST
ben_vulpes: okay okay i'm a retard i get it
ben_vulpes: u funny asciilifeform
ben_vulpes: ahahahahahahahahaha
ben_vulpes: RAHGHGA
ben_vulpes: FUCK OFF
ben_vulpes: jesus fuck chrome keeps retranslating the site every time the js does something
ben_vulpes: mthreat: what's the in-country equivalent?
ben_vulpes: mthreat: mircea_popescu: has ars customs completely cut amazon off from delivering?
ben_vulpes: yeah, found that one.
ben_vulpes: precisely.
ben_vulpes: command-line interface to a clipboard
ben_vulpes: better question: what are the major CLI clipboard interfaces on linux? xclip...
ben_vulpes: xclip?
ben_vulpes: hey linux users: how do you typically pipe stuff into your clipboard?
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell moiety gpg login video?
ben_vulpes: jurov: ping gpg login video?
ben_vulpes: hey what's the story with the GPG-login video?
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski buttventures!
ben_vulpes: such nip
ben_vulpes: luxobarge lol
ben_vulpes: man you want to hear about branding gone wrong?
ben_vulpes: mike_c where are youuuuu
ben_vulpes: ;;calc 49 / [ticker --currency eur]
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker --currency eur
ben_vulpes: this is life under the monogamous regime. one for one and all shall have one
ben_vulpes: it's just so damn good
ben_vulpes: OlegDB is a database that meets the bottom line head-on. It operates under a startling new enterprise-ready paradigm which we call MAYO: Marginally available Yolk and Oil database.
ben_vulpes: that markov chain is a reference to "horse ebooks", and is either a markov chain or one of the hackers in question
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: a few friends of mine hack on a software-as-performance-art piece called OlegDB
ben_vulpes: which isn't really that bad an opsec notion.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: schneier's a winblowz user. assumes pwnage.
ben_vulpes: mafs iz harrrrrd
ben_vulpes: <The20YearIRCloud> I hope that this test proves conservation of motion in space wrong << i think you mean conservation of momentum
ben_vulpes: <kuzetsa> but why are you nesting pipes inside each other? << standing desk on the cheap
ben_vulpes: WHY AM I BACK TO BANGING ON ATOMS
ben_vulpes has fit many a pipe inside other pipes
ben_vulpes: yeah.
ben_vulpes: 1 3/8.
ben_vulpes: (no.)
ben_vulpes: dast i get a 1.25 ID pipe and trust it to fit?
ben_vulpes: nominally 1.233 OD
ben_vulpes: "find"
ben_vulpes: atoms agglomerated together
ben_vulpes: place where things are made.
ben_vulpes: other people's shops...
ben_vulpes: now i have to find a ruler somewhere in this shitshow
ben_vulpes: (don't actually need the other human these days, but it's still a fun thing to do)
ben_vulpes: i've always been the kind of learner who did best by wandering around the junkyard asking "what is this" of someone who knows than the kind of guy who comes up with the universal joint from first principles
ben_vulpes: ooooooh
ben_vulpes: damned thing has a wide ring around its bottom though
ben_vulpes: myeah
ben_vulpes: w/out calipers
ben_vulpes: on an entirely different topic, does anyone have a good hack for measuring the OD of a tube?
ben_vulpes: pardon my ignorance, but what does bc have to do with infanticide?
ben_vulpes: also i'm starting to suspect that hormonal birth control makes teh wimminz ultrasad due to not knowing that they're going through the usual hormonal flux. just 'cause there's no bleeding doesn't mean that there are no hormones flopping around.
ben_vulpes: might just be that time of the month who knows
ben_vulpes: plus i don't know if it's that good of an idea to start diddling the help
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: what do you have in mind? i don't know her well enough to pimp her tits out (yet).
ben_vulpes: office assistant in this shop looks and smells so good
ben_vulpes: oh hey look another lethal object to ban
ben_vulpes: bats_cd03: kinda why i don't give much truck to people complaining about how hard group "x" has it - there's always another group bitching about something.
ben_vulpes: well notes are not authorial voice
ben_vulpes: indeed.
ben_vulpes: dat's right
ben_vulpes: are you familiar with the provenance of the face dancer name, bats_cd03 ?
ben_vulpes: ah that's p neat
ben_vulpes: no more
ben_vulpes: baby don't hurt me
ben_vulpes: baby don't hurt me
ben_vulpes: <thickasthieves> follow-up thought on "cats don't love". Do babies love? what is love?
ben_vulpes: !up bats_cd03
ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> http://fapworthy.org/ << lol faye raegan is a redheads?
ben_vulpes: til about lazytown
ben_vulpes: MEN DON'T CRY, FAGGOT
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: "short-sighted"
ben_vulpes: neener neener you're not authed
ben_vulpes: !down nam-shub
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski i already have one web thing that i gotta stare at all day on my plate, the blog'd be too much right at this point
ben_vulpes: gotta spend money to make money
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: if only anything'd been designed lol
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> https://btc.waroflife.com/gow/20/ << 25 btc almost, not so bad << .25 btc/wk profit. pretty good.
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