(trilema) nubbins`: free this time, next pick-up you gotta pay
(trilema) nubbins` rolls a garbage can around -assets collecting amounts < 0.5
(trilema) nubbins`: let's create some specs here
(trilema) nubbins`: list your conditions!
(trilema) nubbins`: Neil: well, what, equal amounts on both sides? within 10%?
(trilema) nubbins`: so, say, betting 10btc on one side and 0.6btc on the other would fit the criteria?
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm
(trilema) nubbins`: "i'd love to turn my peanut into a banana" etc
(trilema) nubbins`: mouth-breathers of the world, meantime, think "hmm, i could use d1ck p1ll5..."
(trilema) nubbins`: there might be something to this
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform: i always questioned why spammers thought I'd consider an email hawking "v1agr4" as a legitimate source for prescription medication
(trilema) nubbins`: The bet resolves as YES if the man in the bank is wearing a green shirt
(trilema) nubbins`: The bet resolves as YES if 1K4Fs will lose on his two-way bet
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: that's the gamble. someone with pocket change could swing it either way
(trilema) nubbins`: getting juicier
(trilema) nubbins`: k, gonna try wall street. wish me wakefulness, it's late
(trilema) nubbins` nods
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;ud tanj
(trilema) nubbins`: hm, i wonder
(trilema) nubbins`: TANJ
(trilema) nubbins`: "man this sucks, all of our users are young wet hotties. we need some dick up in here"
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ what a problem to have, hey?
(trilema) nubbins`: our site has too many hot women, men join for free
(trilema) nubbins`: i can only assume people click on them, but i'm not sure why
(trilema) nubbins`: the real fuckbook is back
(trilema) nubbins`: our women are tired of boys, they want men
(trilema) nubbins`: they remade it (the original is austrian) but i've only seen the original
(trilema) nubbins`: really intense
(trilema) nubbins`: buddy of mine is a big horror/creepshow buff, threw it on for me once
(trilema) nubbins`: put it on your list, it's fucked
(trilema) nubbins`: ever see funny games? the 1997 one?
(trilema) nubbins`: scary
(trilema) nubbins`: so silvergoldbull (canadian bullion dealer) now accepts btc, but i can't figure out where they're getting their rates from
(trilema) nubbins`: that was the one that was all white?
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: watching the bletchley circle now
(trilema) nubbins`: been a while
(trilema) nubbins`: i think that last one is a 6, anyway
(trilema) nubbins`: cube 3.14159265358979323846: sphere
(trilema) nubbins`: cube -5: in the beginning
(trilema) nubbins`: the first cube movie was good (though poorly acted). rest of em were pretty meh
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ oh fuck
(trilema) nubbins`: canadiana
(trilema) nubbins`: MisterE yep
(trilema) nubbins`: but without the statutory rape
(trilema) nubbins`: reminded me of snowcrash
(trilema) nubbins`: cool idea
(trilema) nubbins` nods
(trilema) nubbins`: that's the audio virus whatsit?
(trilema) nubbins`: saw it
(trilema) nubbins`: trying to choose between wall street, glengarry glen ross, episode 1 of new cosmos, or bed
(trilema) nubbins`: heard it's a piece of shit
(trilema) nubbins`: not bad
(trilema) nubbins`: just finished watching Contact
(trilema) nubbins`: but this is great :D
(trilema) nubbins`: 4.2!
(trilema) nubbins`: so i don't always appreciate it
(trilema) nubbins`: it's not often i straight-up download large files
(trilema) nubbins`: i gotta say, i'm happy with my internet service
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm 3.4MB/s
(trilema) nubbins`: from what i can tell, they're about an order of magnitude off their trading volume predictions
(trilema) nubbins`: !t h hif
(trilema) nubbins`: name a good movie
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm honestly bewildered by mpoe's volume
(trilema) nubbins`: just like that
(trilema) nubbins`: !t m s.mg
(trilema) nubbins`: also, dat mpoe
(trilema) nubbins`: only for some
(trilema) nubbins`: i admit i stopped reading and started skimming when i read "$1 per hour"
(trilema) nubbins`: i still want one of those 0.1 silvers, but they're not easy to come by
(trilema) nubbins`: i wonder how much money Mike Caldwell has made from licensing pictures of his coins
(trilema) nubbins`: heh.
(trilema) nubbins`: very, very steep hill (60deg incline) just out of frame to the left
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ that picture was taken a stone's throw from my house
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/eastern-newfoundland-struck-by-wintry-blast-1.2583839
(trilema) nubbins`: jurov: i like it because it's not often you get to see stuffy newscasters having to say things like "pussy riot" :D
(trilema) nubbins`: like pussy riot
(trilema) nubbins`: schlomo dan
(trilema) nubbins`: my sides
(trilema) nubbins`: a word of mouth marketer
(trilema) nubbins`: i've used them in the past with success
(trilema) nubbins`: no?
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ double-plus good
(trilema) nubbins`: kayak
(trilema) nubbins`: what's the other one?
(trilema) nubbins`: this has been known to happen in insurance circles too
(trilema) nubbins`: idea being that people who use, for example, IE6/7 are fucking idiots and won't shop around
(trilema) nubbins`: yep
(trilema) nubbins`: prices based on user-agent string, i've seen it
(trilema) nubbins`: for extra lels, look up prices with a few different web browsers.
(trilema) nubbins`: that shit is heavy voodoo
(trilema) nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: it happened with alright, so who knows
(trilema) nubbins`: FUN
(trilema) nubbins`: three-day storm coming; seasonal snowclearing staff laid off this past friday. down to 50 operators from 180
(trilema) nubbins`: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
(trilema) nubbins`: mis and dis
(trilema) nubbins`: "oh, shit, it's over there"
(trilema) nubbins`: that doesn't make any fucking sense
(trilema) nubbins`: Get prepared to unexpectedly kneel.
(trilema) nubbins`: this space is fundamentally driven by coddled children
(trilema) nubbins`: might as well try to ddos amazon
(trilema) nubbins` calls social services
(trilema) nubbins`: your daughter needs surgery next month so you're looking for a BTC fund to invest in?!
(trilema) nubbins`: 5.5btc up for grabs there, potentially
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/gwar-frontman-dave-brockie-a-k-a-oderus-urungus-reportedly-dead-at-50/
(trilema) nubbins`: GWAR frontman Dave Brockie dead at 50
(trilema) nubbins`: VanCleef: guy
(trilema) nubbins`: but i don't know if he will!
(trilema) nubbins`: my roommate is supposed to be heading to las vegas today
(trilema) nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: exceptions to every rule :D
(trilema) nubbins`: showing how many btc you hold is vulgar, anyway ;p
(trilema) nubbins`: oh yeah, vexual
(trilema) nubbins`: you're saying, for example, someone creates an ATC tx and accidentally executes it on the BTC network instead?
(trilema) nubbins` ponders this over pale lager
(trilema) nubbins`: true
(trilema) nubbins`: not much traction, maybe i was too stingy with the terms
(trilema) nubbins`: which position is this
(trilema) nubbins`: got a CIS kit on the way for it too
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: we occasionally get requests for color digital prints, and it's a pain having to outsource it
(trilema) nubbins`: dan deacon is pretty good, have a listen to "bromst"
(trilema) nubbins`: and heat, i guess
(trilema) nubbins`: just booze and pot
(trilema) nubbins`: TBH the only performance i really remember from the whole festival is dan deacon
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, i saw him too but i can't remember anything about it
(trilema) nubbins`: all i remember is that the backdrop was cool and she kept talking about this guy "miike snow"
(trilema) nubbins`: i saw lykke li in 2009
(trilema) nubbins`: just keep telling yourself it's not man-made climate change and you'll be okay
(trilema) nubbins`: "sheilagh's brush" is what old folks call this, shit weather in late march
(trilema) nubbins`: no :(
(trilema) nubbins`: glad i didn't burn off the kerosene heater yet :D
(trilema) nubbins`: then a storm wednesday night lasting thru friday
(trilema) nubbins`: supposed to get 15-25cm of snow tomorrow
(trilema) nubbins` cracks a beer
(trilema) nubbins`: hm you're right
(trilema) nubbins`: what if dr. mario is a doctor
(trilema) nubbins`: got the new Epson set up today
(trilema) nubbins`: [20:32:13] <groun0> i have 13000 bitcoin for sale
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: nope
(trilema) nubbins`: i had a prof for vector calculus named oana radu
(trilema) nubbins`: do you even pcp
(trilema) nubbins`: that's a storyline right there
(trilema) nubbins`: imagine, a haitian woman becomes the queen's representative in canada, and flies up north to eat raw meat with people who take offense at being called eaters of raw meat
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/governor-general-applauded-denounced-for-eating-raw-seal/article4292531/
(trilema) nubbins`: it's totally a thing
(trilema) nubbins`: and this caused some consternation from the inhabitants of canada's north
(trilema) nubbins`: afaik the literal translation of eskimo is "eater of raw meat"
(trilema) nubbins`: nod
(trilema) nubbins`: fun fact, "eskimo" is a derogatory term in canada
(trilema) nubbins`: how's this for a PSA: back up your fuckin phone
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/215mbl/psa_dont_losebreak_your_phone_if_youre_doing_2fa/
(trilema) nubbins`: #preventingnothing
(trilema) nubbins`: i reported plaintext passwords and the response was "yeah, we know"
(trilema) nubbins`: plaintext passwords tho D:
(trilema) nubbins`: nah all AS/400
(trilema) nubbins`: most didn't bother with primary keys
(trilema) nubbins`: at my last job, all our customer databases were built in the 80s
(trilema) nubbins`: re: mainframes
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;google montreal forum
(trilema) nubbins`: he was looking for the word "roof"
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu that's a direct quote ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: "aeh eh uhhh ehh fuckin... euhhh..."
(trilema) nubbins`: overheard a guy talking to his father about getting his roof fixed
(trilema) nubbins`: around here the old timers in the local white "ghetto" are completely incoherent
(trilema) nubbins`: i think you guys hang around normals too much
(trilema) nubbins`: normcore
(trilema) nubbins`: STYLE
(trilema) nubbins`: pair of dickies and a plaid shirt
(trilema) nubbins`: i've seen frank & oak ads
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: it's worked into the Offense budget
(trilema) nubbins`: heh.
(trilema) nubbins`: long day
(trilema) nubbins`: phew
(trilema) nubbins`: who is?!
(trilema) nubbins`: fun fact, we dumped raw sewage into the atlantic until 2 years ago
(trilema) nubbins`: try to turn this shit day around
(trilema) nubbins`: well, i've gotta get to printing
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: the seabirds
(trilema) nubbins`: noooo
(trilema) nubbins`: well. not with a clear conscience
(trilema) nubbins`: unfortunately i can't even sneak em into the trash
(trilema) nubbins`: either way, fuck these inks
(trilema) nubbins`: impressed me with your knowledge of random things
(trilema) nubbins`: you're a complicated man
(trilema) nubbins`: lesson learned
(trilema) nubbins`: that's what we get for taking donations without inspecting em first
(trilema) nubbins`: stuck indeed
(trilema) nubbins`: you can take a quart of old ink and mix it with a power drill for an hour and it's still shit
(trilema) nubbins`: and no, we don't
(trilema) nubbins`: either way, old inks break down
(trilema) nubbins`: nothing i guess
(trilema) nubbins`: so uh
(trilema) nubbins`: they're plastisol inks, PVC particles in emulsion
(trilema) nubbins`: really old, starting to separate
(trilema) nubbins`: so now we have 15 gallons of "donated" ink that's gonna cost us $2-300 to dispose of
(trilema) nubbins`: brought em out to the dump today, and they wouldn't take them because it's commercial waste
(trilema) nubbins`: about a third of them were usable, the rest (10-15 gallons) aren't fit for use
(trilema) nubbins`: which they in turn donated to us
(trilema) nubbins`: so pascale's art school was "donated" a bunch of inks from a local screenprint shop
(trilema) nubbins`: hmm.
(trilema) nubbins`: we've got a rush job lined up for tomorrow and we won't get the final content for the posters until like 4am ;0
(trilema) nubbins`: fist pump
(trilema) nubbins`: just went downstairs to reclaim and recoat some screens -- found two fresh ones already coated and ready to burn
(trilema) nubbins`: rather than making websites
(trilema) nubbins`: innocently add analytics to a website, next thing you're spending your weeks tweaking goal funnels
(trilema) nubbins`: terrible voodoo, this
(trilema) nubbins`: i avoided working with analytics stuff whenever possible
(trilema) nubbins`: nah
(trilema) nubbins`: it took weeks to figure out what the fucking stats and graphs represented
(trilema) nubbins`: we used this one analytics package at my last job from -- i think -- adobe
(trilema) nubbins`: lel yeah even without getting to the second word in the product name
(trilema) nubbins`: google analytics is at least easy to implement, but people have strong opinions on it
(trilema) nubbins`: they're all a bit intrusive
(trilema) nubbins`: ehh
(trilema) nubbins`: i.e. put the <sup> of the footnote number inside the <p> of the footnote text, so it doesn't put a huge break in there
(trilema) nubbins`: you might want to adjust the way footnotes are presented too
(trilema) nubbins`: javascript, language of tomorrow
(trilema) nubbins`: i tell ya, the things i do for this ` ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: and convinced nanotube to urlencode nicks so my rating page would display as nubbins%60 and not break clients
(trilema) nubbins`: i actually added nubbins without a ` to my highlight list because i was missing so many pings
(trilema) nubbins`: hey, my pleasure
(trilema) nubbins`: too tooo
(trilema) nubbins`: what sort of train do you run?
(trilema) nubbins`: heh.