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ben_vulpes: punkman: good to know i'm not the only one thinking about this
ben_vulpes: may all of you involved in the appfolio scam dance for venture capitalists for the rest of your lives. may your children emerge from college bearing hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. may your development teams never accomplish anything, and may you never know the reason why. may your lives complete devoid of meaning, wasting away in poverty and ignominy.
ben_vulpes: in particular re jon walker of appfolio, adjunct professorship is not a resume bullet. "multiple patents" under the auspices of the usg is not a resume bullet. you had a single job: shipping software that worked, and you failed. you failed spectacularly.
ben_vulpes: and particularly you, jon walker of appfolio, you miserable rails-propping, giving-no-shits-about-customer-banking, are all hereby fucking fired from having any future relevance.
ben_vulpes: klaus schauser, idem
ben_vulpes: brian donahoo, of the "gotomeeting" bitcoin virus
ben_vulpes: but they will drop your regularly scheduled rent payment with no fucking notice
ben_vulpes: not only do they have multiple login paths, some of which do not work and return entirely useless error messages
ben_vulpes: a half-baked rails app pretending to be able to do things like manage billing and maintenance requests
ben_vulpes: in other news, appfolio is a giant steaming pile of horseshit
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-4-2015 << somewhere in there perhaps? i have nfi.
ben_vulpes: gabriel_laddel: good afternoon to you as well
ben_vulpes: i've not touched blocks yet.
ben_vulpes: ah, blocks under the hood
ben_vulpes: interpolated?
ben_vulpes: exactly.
ben_vulpes: (loop named foo ... (loop named bar ... (return-from foo thinger))
ben_vulpes: the else thing just threw me.
ben_vulpes: yeah, using variables.
ben_vulpes: related: mod6 and asciilifeform's v implementations.
ben_vulpes: it's an interesting gem demonstrating how the design of a language determines how people think about solving problems in it.
ben_vulpes: i just discovered named loops and returning from inner loops to arbitrary outer loops and am just startled at this particular codification of the pattern.
ben_vulpes: looks like ad hoc implementation of common use cases with arbitrary language features to me, but i've also spent a bit of time with the loop macro lately
ben_vulpes: but that's inside out!
ben_vulpes: oh i get it now.
ben_vulpes: what the shit
ben_vulpes: today i learned that one can else in a for in python
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: what kind of os would one run on that kind of hardware? old 'nixy' things?
ben_vulpes: funny, i was just having a conversation with ladybird about how "teh h0rr0r" of the holocaust (mostly concentration camps) is the entirety of what americans are taught about wwii and hitler and de and politics of the time generally. another instance of "stealing the having been stolen from".
ben_vulpes: whoo hoo hoo
ben_vulpes: "In each case, I was not the instigator, only the one who fought back. But being unapologetically white and male worked against me in every case."
ben_vulpes: how'd you pull that out, asciilifeform?
ben_vulpes: phillips exeter, y'say?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: probably just trying to wind mircea_popescu up on other avenues
ben_vulpes: adlai: vV? MMM? vJ?
ben_vulpes: quite the block, that citation.
ben_vulpes: anyone writing contracts mentioning tmsr~ without being in the wot's looking for a paddlin
ben_vulpes: haha bb you kill me
ben_vulpes: > actual compensation
ben_vulpes: oh content thyself with not living in this insanely litigious 'soi-disant' state
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: once or twice a year i get a check for $10 or so from them.
ben_vulpes: ascii_field: contrary to popular opinion i don't need much educating on the satanicity of wwwwork
ben_vulpes quite pleased with the morning gifselection
ben_vulpes: such ire
ben_vulpes: maybe the appendix
ben_vulpes will now refer to this corner of the us as "the tonsils"
ben_vulpes waves from the small and unimportant parts
ben_vulpes: "they're white! you're black! what else do you need?!"
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: movie43 has a bit on that as well.
ben_vulpes: hah! the lengths to which some people will go.
ben_vulpes: hanbot: quite well; got some 4 hours of solid work done this am with a snoozing and cooing baby upon my chest. yourself?
ben_vulpes: bueno tmsr~ day, all
ben_vulpes: hola hanbot
ben_vulpes: jurov: sounds like san francisco
ben_vulpes: it's one of the few wobbly pillars left supporting facebook.
ben_vulpes: who owns tinder?
ben_vulpes: that hand is facing the wrong direction
ben_vulpes not terrifically vested in this, but would like to apply extant tooling to next step with minimal hassle.
ben_vulpes: unixtime,handle,message ?
ben_vulpes: perhaps a logcsv if we cannot have logsqldump?
ben_vulpes: i would rather not parse them back into something rdbms-friendly.
ben_vulpes: sql format is rather handy, i must say.
ben_vulpes has been bothering kakobrekla for logdumps lately
ben_vulpes: jets by any other name would smell as rank
ben_vulpes went to see one employee's exhibition fight, walked away staggering under a load of psychoactive gifts from other employees
ben_vulpes: oh, now we like to compete in crowded markets?
ben_vulpes: bong amplifies existential dread
ben_vulpes tempted to drink already.
ben_vulpes: sounds a lot like "don't work with people outside of your wot" to me.
ben_vulpes: why'd he have to hire invalids?
ben_vulpes: who became the new 'owners'?
ben_vulpes: i am actually pondering approaches to collectivize the thing ahead of the horde.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: aha!
ben_vulpes: yes, shielding assets is hard and not for everyone.
ben_vulpes: if your wages are subject to garnishment you *are* unter.
ben_vulpes: "manner to which she has become accustomed"
ben_vulpes: more of a tool of wives and mothers than the state and snitches though, isn't it?
ben_vulpes: and truly stupid (sort of) monied.
ben_vulpes: eh, only of the untermenschen.
ben_vulpes: the west may have been brought under dominion of the feds with marriage laws, but the whole country is dominated by CPS.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: this was a decade or three ago.
ben_vulpes: "when it comes to children, the us /is/ worse than russia."
ben_vulpes: wrapped up, bundled, swaddled, generally speaking insulated from the cold.
ben_vulpes: "this is worse than russia! even kgb would not take children...my wife will never go along..."
ben_vulpes: "you don't understand. they. will. take. your. children."
ben_vulpes: "child was completely wrapped! not a big deal!"
ben_vulpes: "oh, they'll take your children away if you don't conform to us norms."
ben_vulpes: so my father managed a gentleman who'd moved from the soviet block many years ago. the man walks into my fathers office one day, asks for some privacy to talk about american things. "in odessa, we put children out to nap. cold air, is good for little lungs! anyways," hands my father a letter, "what is this 'child protective services?"
ben_vulpes: our conversation the other night. "wot suggests i..."
ben_vulpes: anything touching the request/response cycle? apis etc?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: what, by the way do you mean by "web work"?
ben_vulpes: http://trilema.com/2015/no-such-labs-snsa-october-2015-statement/#footnote_1_63841 "to survive" << i suppose if the thing can be said to survive while asciilifeform starves...
ben_vulpes: more like iphone 4s with ios 9
ben_vulpes: how does the ipud figure into this?
ben_vulpes: yes yes
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: they have their place. i find it convenient to have tests when rewriting large swaths of a thing either i've written: with the behavior codified, i don't have to manually poke at the thing to ensure that it still behaves the way it did before i tore it apart and put it back together.
ben_vulpes: i think you may have even cited that before
ben_vulpes: "my only job around here is to scowl loudly at bad commits and demand more tests" - $bzprtnr
ben_vulpes: WRITE MOAR TESTS
ben_vulpes: TESTS
ben_vulpes: (but you know they're weird and perverted etc)
ben_vulpes: some girls wanna hear it!
ben_vulpes: mod6: i see
ben_vulpes has just rediscovered that gpg doesn't handle filename wildcards gracefully or at all
ben_vulpes: mod6: why does it fail with versions under 5.12?
ben_vulpes: right you are, punkman.
ben_vulpes: --batch --verify it is then, shitgnomes.
ben_vulpes: thank you punkman
ben_vulpes rubs face
ben_vulpes: go, `mkdir /tmp/badsigs/; touch /tmp/badsigs/{1,2,3}.sig; gpg --verify-files /tmp/badsigs/*`
ben_vulpes: wondering if pebkac or with maintainers.
ben_vulpes: fails silently, returns 0, the whole nine.
ben_vulpes: punkman: i know about --batch, but this --verify-files flag in the man pages seems to not work. at all.
ben_vulpes: has anyone ever used --verify-files with gpg successfully?
ben_vulpes has been waiting for this particular old tomato for some time
ben_vulpes: dafuq do you breathe, anyways.
ben_vulpes: but then the money's not in the bank anymore!
ben_vulpes: go, complete.
ben_vulpes: !up ascii_field
ben_vulpes: there's an old thread around the shop: "ain't nobody motivated by money in the bank"
ben_vulpes: doesn't necessarily mean it's -ev to advertise, just that someone else is deriving value from your media buys as well.
ben_vulpes: so you've captured the value. bitcoin survives, and you benefit from its survival. so do other people, but when you advertise you also pay for people to learn about the solutionspace in general, including your competition.
ben_vulpes: what is the value of a put on facebook expiring 5 years from now?
ben_vulpes: while noble, i do not see much turkey-buying value in pogoquest.
ben_vulpes: ascii_field: 'value of ideas'?
ben_vulpes: no i know. but i'm asking you another question of value.
ben_vulpes: ascii_field: what's more valuable: a honed and tidied 'v' implementation or several different implementations from wotmembers?
ben_vulpes: separate the doing of it from the thinking up of the it to do.
ben_vulpes: "ah fuckit, get out of my way, i'll do it in a tenth the time and it'll be twice as good."
ben_vulpes: high performance individuals can hobble a team like this.
ben_vulpes: nifty, phf.
ben_vulpes: ascii_field: chicken cannot learn from its mistakes.
ben_vulpes: right.
ben_vulpes: ascii_field is the proud owner of some equitytoiletpaper?
ben_vulpes: well, "free". bird is fed.
ben_vulpes: what the ever loving fuck is this mkerrorcodes.awk
ben_vulpes: in the sense of grown to be eaten?
ben_vulpes: not in the slightest.
ben_vulpes: !up ascii_field
ben_vulpes: !t m s.qntr
ben_vulpes: !t m s.nsa
ben_vulpes: !t s.nsa
ben_vulpes: ascii_field: I don't follow. again, as though I were five?
ben_vulpes: then then then
ben_vulpes: are you then asking what the value of 'v' is to me, then?
ben_vulpes: well, what is the value of bitcoin?
ben_vulpes: possibly unvaluable and invaluable
ben_vulpes: ascii_field: any "v", your "v" or "v" in the abstract?
ben_vulpes: ascii_field: don't mind me, i'm just trying to learn the violin.
ben_vulpes fails to find the logline wherein asciilifeform claims that common lisp packages "tend to work unlike in other languages"
ben_vulpes: aha libgpg-error i guess, derp.
ben_vulpes: phf: where's a sane place from which to procure gpg-error? i've found some text files scattered about the web but nothing in the gpgme lang/cl dir
ben_vulpes: and googOS?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: for log readers only, this confession.
ben_vulpes: do consider the improvement in the serf's quality of life when biking (or walking!) thirty minutes to and fro the galley each day, compared to the hour in the wheelbox each direction that can be had in other places, composed with the shorter work week that is possible.
ben_vulpes: this provides for some small amount of thinking time.
ben_vulpes: culture out here is such that you can skirt by for ~30/wk and a relatively cheap commute, with no "lifetime commitment".
ben_vulpes: if you want intros to indenturitude, i can provide this as well.
ben_vulpes: if i find anything, i'll let you know
ben_vulpes is unsure if this is wankery or pricing exercise
ben_vulpes: it is purpose designed, asciilifeform.
ben_vulpes: !s bezzlecorp
ben_vulpes: port natoblock $thing, sure.
ben_vulpes: also worth mentioning that gracefully handling rapidly shifting requirements is core to how the business operates.
ben_vulpes: much like picking up chixx, it's easier if you have a few in tow already.
ben_vulpes: operating as a corporation rather than an individual has benefits like that.
ben_vulpes: d'you know? i only landed my first of those within the past month.
ben_vulpes: 220V, 3 phase, a poured pad, and nobody would bat an eye if you weather-proofed the ADU.
ben_vulpes: i know your rates, and you could live comfortably out here.
ben_vulpes: oh and shut the fuck up
ben_vulpes: not eager to do it, i misspoke. eager to spend time in our mines rather than wherever they slave normally.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform knows: life in the galleys is marginally less miserable with phri3ndz
ben_vulpes: as it stands, he hates the kind of work my shop does, and i have a list of people who also hate the kind of work that we do but also find the company company so beguiling that they're willing and sometimes even eager to do it anyways.
ben_vulpes: well should i need someone to port eulora to ipad i'll ring him up
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: you're familiar with stan's line about "working on anything not of my own mind is only slightly better than suicide"?
ben_vulpes: i can always cook up work for people to do on my own tooling.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: staff are guaranteed 32 hours/wk, client work backstopped out of my pocket.
ben_vulpes: re technologies, we do mobile in obj-c, swift (i guess theoretically), java, server stuff in python/django/whatever, ruby/rails/whatever, java/clojure/{it's all algol you know}, and actual web stuff in whatever hodgepodge of html/css and js is already in place or pretty well-curated tools that...abstract over the hodgepodge to one degree or another.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: heh.
ben_vulpes: i pay technical staff hourly rates such that should staff choose to work a 35+ hour week, they'd make depending on their value to my org ±10% of a bigcorp salary.
ben_vulpes: "employ" in the states is a peculiar contractual arrangement where the employer agrees to remit taxes on behalf of the employed.
ben_vulpes: various kinds of salaried and hourly employment. yourself?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: myes, although mayhap we talk of different things
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-11-2015#1316544 << the back-and-forth over gpg registration would be entertaining, at least
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: go on...
ben_vulpes: funkenstein_: your ip is leaking
ben_vulpes: i'm still kindastonished the thing never had encrypted connections.
ben_vulpes: eg if you want to run a node for infrastructure, you should -connect it to a synced node -addnode'd to the network at large.
ben_vulpes: i suspect that the operational protocol must be "one node for the network, one node for infrastructure"
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: neat! ganbatte.
ben_vulpes: Namworld: I'm sure you see the problem with statements-in-the-log-as-operating-agreement
ben_vulpes: that's a sane argument
ben_vulpes: so boot 'em
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: how did you get from mocking "omg my packetz" to "omg my packetz"?
ben_vulpes: shrem was out and out breaking the law
ben_vulpes: what precisely is your concern, though? relaying of 3vil t3rrist txns?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: how does shrem relate?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: keep 'em.
ben_vulpes: and that's just 3 questions that should be wrapped up neatly in the operating agreement.
ben_vulpes: like how many non voting shares? how many voting shares? who can issue more shares, and under what conditions?
ben_vulpes: yes, you're all in the wot, so no need for contracts, they're unenforceable anyways. that said, without formalized business relationships, pricing the paper's...complicated.
ben_vulpes: everyone's in the wot (right?) so it should work itself out eventually, but this is an interesting example of how gpgconomy works in contrast to the fiat contracting system.
ben_vulpes: well i'm not but damn this is going to be an expensive price discovery exercise without contracts.
ben_vulpes: oh jeez.
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski has it with the elusive negation
ben_vulpes: Namworld: it's painful to watch people dragging these details out of you. is there a signed operating agreement in place people can look at somewhere?
ben_vulpes: halle berry, yo.
ben_vulpes: very amusing that the thing was released on the eve of 9/11
ben_vulpes: subject of le terror, i rewatched Swordfish last night
ben_vulpes: code literacy
ben_vulpes: anyone know which contravex piece slit the "car reportering" scam open?
ben_vulpes: perhaps google? imdb might tell of them.
ben_vulpes: things that don't exist in your world iirc
ben_vulpes: spacey and chappelle!
ben_vulpes: ahaha wut spike lee thinks he's doing lysistrata
ben_vulpes: ty, pete_dushenski
ben_vulpes: the only men i've seen in this saga are the surgeons and the family doc. dunno what that means.
ben_vulpes: "so, if it doesn't happen by then be worried?"
ben_vulpes: by the way, american medical professionals have this habit of throwing out uncontextualized numbers: "oh, thus and such should happen by the other date"
ben_vulpes: ascii_field wished me mean reversion
ben_vulpes: around the mean.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=03-11-2015#1314633 << healthy, somewhere in the first standard deviation for most things.
ben_vulpes: perhaps at the end of this fiscal year i can spread the risk around a bit.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=03-11-2015#1314635 << you misunderstand. my entire net worth is tied up in $bezzlecorp.
ben_vulpes: wb adlai
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: except pretty much everyone can be made to develop mouth herpes by stressing the liver in a particular manner
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: what does it mean to "have the antibody", that one's body produces it?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: source for that claim of yours?
ben_vulpes: or stan works for tmsr~ for free
ben_vulpes: ahahahaha
ben_vulpes: certain class of people."
ben_vulpes: change at all to the labor-intensiveness, but the labor was more "fun" for a
ben_vulpes: "In all likelihood, there was no
ben_vulpes: i don't, praytell?
ben_vulpes: these are molecular researchy folks and the like

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