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(trilema) nubbins`: find out when your neighbour DOES leave the house, and then see what debauchery they get into
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm into printing shirts, doesn't mean i do it outside ;D
(trilema) nubbins`: i can't think of anyone into drag that's not at least a semi-recluse
(trilema) nubbins`: what better way for a shut-in to get out once a week/month than to put on a new face
(trilema) nubbins`: not too unusual
(trilema) nubbins`: not just belgians on the ground!
(trilema) nubbins`: or a drag queen called RuWanda
(trilema) nubbins`: i wonder if somewhere there's a girl named R'Wanda
(trilema) nubbins`: OH SHIT SON HE'S WEARING CFH GREEN
(trilema) nubbins`: that's sort of what facebook is for, but i can't make fun of specific people
(trilema) nubbins`: an online outlet for my sharp witticisms
(trilema) nubbins` raises eyebrow
(trilema) nubbins`: i tell ya, these people
(trilema) nubbins`: as an additional "fuck you", he specifically purchased shirts that are not 100% cotton
(trilema) nubbins`: but seriously though, the guy bought WAL-MART BRAND t-shirts
(trilema) nubbins`: !up miaoux
(trilema) nubbins`: i guess this is why people hide join/parts
(trilema) nubbins` shakes head
(trilema) nubbins`: so now i've got a job where some guy paid literally double the cost for his blanks, and they're fucking wal-mart brand
(trilema) nubbins`: (answer: they wouldn't)
(trilema) nubbins`: except that's fucking retarded because why would a retail store sell shirts for cheaper than a silkscreening business can get them in bulk
(trilema) nubbins`: man, occasionally we get a customer who has the brilliant idea of saving a few bucks off their order by providing their own shirts
(trilema) nubbins`: "bank ceo wishes he could create an altcoin that people would use"
(trilema) nubbins`: or, put another way
(trilema) nubbins`: "a new thing in the future that won't be bitcoin should give us a slice of the pie"
(trilema) nubbins`: france sounds nice
(trilema) nubbins`: pankkake will your sandwich be allowed on the highway? ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: i think repairing my broken relationship with my son is too hard. i'll just have a daughter instead
(trilema) nubbins`: can't drive to work in a sandwich? who cares!
(trilema) nubbins`: i think that a car is too expensive, i would rather purchase a sandwich
(trilema) nubbins`: i guess i still am saying it
(trilema) nubbins`: i was gonna say colored oil spheres colliding underwater
(trilema) nubbins`: was just about to ask if they carry Hi and Lois
(trilema) nubbins`: and she was talking about an intelligent person's brain
(trilema) nubbins`: seriously, the fifth word out of her mouth was "fantastical"
(trilema) nubbins`: cringey camgirls
(trilema) nubbins`: add tits, and voila
(trilema) nubbins`: mp i'm not sure, i guess generally people with a lack of social skills both end up cringey and spending a lot of time at the computer
(trilema) nubbins`: hey, i'll be in amsterdam soon
(trilema) nubbins`: gotta admit, i had to stop watching it
(trilema) nubbins`: wait, so taleb didn't take the bait from that really super cringey video you paid for?
(trilema) nubbins`: it's not dissimilar to enter
(trilema) nubbins`: he said tab, not enter
(trilema) nubbins`: now, tbh, this only matters for some definitions of "matter"
(trilema) nubbins`: i really matter because i'm moderately well-connected in the wot
(trilema) nubbins`: he played the devil in that Dr Parnassus movie
(trilema) nubbins`: waits is actually a pretty good actor. they were both hamming it up in that scene
(trilema) nubbins`: "...actually, just call me iggy" "so Jim..."
(trilema) nubbins`: rich stuff
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu did you see the Iggy Pop / Tom Waits bit in c&c?
(trilema) nubbins`: trying not to get too excited ;0
(trilema) nubbins`: also, i may have a lead on a poster job for a music festival ghostface killah is playing at
(trilema) nubbins`: danielpbarron, it only takes 1btc to be elite these days? what the fuck does that make the rest of us?
(trilema) nubbins`: ThickAsThieves, crazy software. probably not as slow these days with the abundance of cheap ram
(trilema) nubbins`: i like it when i tell people their artwork isn't big enough, and they just scale it up in photoshop
(trilema) nubbins`: try using a lower-case p
(trilema) nubbins`: you gotta actually type it into google.com ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway. wonder where they're getting their prices from
(trilema) nubbins`: wait, right, doesn't work like that
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;google 1btc in cad
(trilema) nubbins`: ah, google has added btc to their currency converter
(trilema) nubbins`: (well-kempt!)
(trilema) nubbins`: take a well-kempt person in one, and sure. looks fine. but then, most things do
(trilema) nubbins`: and nobody wants to see a slob's gross yellow armpits
(trilema) nubbins`: well, the problem is that men who wear them are generally slobs
(trilema) nubbins`: they're pretty greasy
(trilema) nubbins`: a nice soft t-shirt is like being draped in jersey-knit bedsheets
(trilema) nubbins`: nah, ribbed plus seams are bigger
(trilema) nubbins`: mp, they're so comfy ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: gildan is still pretty corny
(trilema) nubbins`: same style shirt, different company:
(trilema) nubbins`: maybe she eats t-shirts
(trilema) nubbins`: seriously, what am i supposed to do with that image
(trilema) nubbins`: SO YOU CAN SHOW YOUR CUSTOMERS
(trilema) nubbins`: HEY GUYS HERE'S AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE ON A GIRL
(trilema) nubbins`: got this email from our t-shirt supplier today
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;google 420 carl sagan blaze it
(trilema) nubbins`: it's pretty rich
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ that video starts with the guy taking the piss out of every TED presenter ever
(trilema) nubbins`: when i hear someone's a rapper, i think of reggie watts ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: i was actually impressed by how much of a douchebag tom cruise's character was in that movie
(trilema) nubbins`: same kid that eventually finds his gun?
(trilema) nubbins`: like, really fucked
(trilema) nubbins`: re: the retard cop (john c reilly), he's done some really bizarre comedy
(trilema) nubbins`: in that movie
(trilema) nubbins`: wait, she wasn't tom cruise's sister
(trilema) nubbins`: BUT MOSTLY I'M A BITCOINER
(trilema) nubbins`: haha i laughed at that one too
(trilema) nubbins`: best way to keep this grease fire under control is to only let a little bit of oxygen at it
(trilema) nubbins`: it's harder to squeeze the dead air back out
(trilema) nubbins`: but once the ranks swell
(trilema) nubbins`: not initially
(trilema) nubbins`: teaching and police work are for the daft or the dangerous
(trilema) nubbins`: nobody riots until they do
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu, v familiar
(trilema) nubbins`: benkay: sounds like here
(trilema) nubbins`: potheads don't riot
(trilema) nubbins`: imagine such a thing
(trilema) nubbins`: srsly tho. war on unauthorized mental states
(trilema) nubbins`: i have so many quotable quips that it's hard to keep track
(trilema) nubbins`: benkay: what's a war on drugs but a legislated range of feelings?
(trilema) nubbins`: this one too, though
(trilema) nubbins`: well no, that's the previous generation
(trilema) nubbins`: what else do you expect from a generation that deals with problems by ignoring them
(trilema) nubbins`: it's a thing, srsly
(trilema) nubbins`: dudes who don't wanna deal with the 5 minutes of awkwardness it takes to break up with someone they're not really interested in
(trilema) nubbins`: will do :D
(trilema) nubbins`: your logic has no place here D:
(trilema) nubbins`: 1CiVT9uRrfdqupH1exx5jtPAS9NHPATLqi
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;calc 100/[ticker --last]
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;calc 70/[ticker --last]
(trilema) nubbins`: so you'd be looking at a total of $70 or ~$100 for roll/box
(trilema) nubbins`: which sounds way too high, but who knows
(trilema) nubbins`: looks like a roll would be about $30 postage, flat box would be $60+
(trilema) nubbins`: right, thought so
(trilema) nubbins`: kako, what country again?
(trilema) nubbins`: they won't roll
(trilema) nubbins`: that's a good point
(trilema) nubbins`: the posters themselves are going on double-thick card
(trilema) nubbins`: oh oh sorry
(trilema) nubbins`: it's what we receive paper in
(trilema) nubbins`: corrugated cardboard, reinforced corners
(trilema) nubbins`: i suspect the tube would be cheaper to ship and more impervious to damage, but on the down-side your posters get rolled
(trilema) nubbins`: 20x5x5" tube or 20x26x2" box would be your choices
(trilema) nubbins`: we package most things in red paper ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: mind if i ship em in a tube?
(trilema) nubbins`: kako can do, ~$7.50 plus s&h
(trilema) nubbins`: we'll need to order the paper in, looking at late august if that's okay
(trilema) nubbins`: 1CiVT9uRrfdqupH1exx5jtPAS9NHPATLqi
(trilema) nubbins`: $400 shipped
(trilema) nubbins`: it's fucking great is what it is
(trilema) nubbins`: we're gonna leave junk mail on their table, might as well make it something they'll wanna hang on their wall
(trilema) nubbins`: mp, how about fifty 18x24" posters on double-thick card w/ a 4-color silkscreen print
(trilema) nubbins`: don't do it, it's a trap
(trilema) nubbins`: do i have free rein regarding content/style?
(trilema) nubbins`: digital prints or silkscreen? design part of it comes down to how nice you want 'em to look
(trilema) nubbins`: if you're leaving them in rental units, they're essentially disposable. straight in the trash on day one. not much use laminating
(trilema) nubbins`: we also have /msg gribble
(trilema) nubbins`: i sure could
(trilema) nubbins`: +1, facebook for business
(trilema) nubbins`: salut m. chat
(trilema) nubbins`: !up miaoux
(trilema) nubbins`: *reasonable
(trilema) nubbins`: the "yo" is a reasonably enough segue
(trilema) nubbins`: 12 hours later, lady from the folk festival emails asking for a quote ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: "hey, see how shitty digital prints can get? try waterproof pink eye posters"
(trilema) nubbins`: i decide to take a photo and share it via pink eye
(trilema) nubbins`: so i was out postering yesterday. i see these digitally-printed posters for the folk festival, all the toner is flaked and peeling off, absolute shit prints
(trilema) nubbins`: speaking of havelock,
(trilema) nubbins`: and it's exactly what it says on the label
(trilema) nubbins`: share on facebook
(trilema) nubbins`: 5 simpsons episodes that show you how cool blue hats are
(trilema) nubbins`: so they'll just say oh hey this simpsons episode has a blue hat, i think there were three or four others with blue hats
(trilema) nubbins`: generally the lists have arbitrary numbers of items in them, because the "people" who "write" them don't have any real information to convey
(trilema) nubbins`: but with more lists
(trilema) nubbins`: it's basically an entire website dedicated to the type of shit in /r/mildlyinteresting
(trilema) nubbins`: but will you eat any more dicks
(trilema) nubbins`: snozzberries article is such a stretch that it may snap
(trilema) nubbins`: dingleberries have the richest taste
(trilema) nubbins`: i thought a willnot was when you had a bit of poop that wouldn't come out
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;ud willnot
(trilema) nubbins`: nation of haves and will-haves
(trilema) nubbins`: 2:10 "hashtag class warfare"
(trilema) nubbins`: fluffypony could finally go back to speaking xhosa
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;later tell the
(trilema) nubbins`: !up BayAreaCoins
(trilema) nubbins`: not sucking at making money is a problem?
(trilema) nubbins`: !up virtuals
(trilema) nubbins`: friend of mine had dengue, no fun
(trilema) nubbins`: right, isn't this the reason a solar flare or w/e could fuck us all royally?
(trilema) nubbins`: "We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them." -John Waters
(trilema) nubbins`: alf, i bet you've got quite the collection of books in your study
(trilema) nubbins`: interesting
(trilema) nubbins`: in fact, that french rocket attack article was published 10 days before i was born ;o
(trilema) nubbins`: nah, old man
(trilema) nubbins`: almost looks like we know what we're doing
(trilema) nubbins`: one third of Pink Eye :D
(trilema) nubbins`: so i printed some nice big 18x24" posters today
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;gettrust assbot cazalla
(trilema) nubbins`: more of a make-work project than an attack
(trilema) nubbins`: drinking wine and pissing grape juice
(trilema) nubbins`: golf claps all around
(trilema) nubbins`: everybody freaked the fuck out, now there's a fracking moratorium
(trilema) nubbins`: they tried fracking inside a UNESCO world heritage site here last year
(trilema) nubbins`: then the price of oil rose
(trilema) nubbins`: there was a time when western canada's tar sands were unproductive
(trilema) nubbins`: "unproductive" is dynamic anyway
(trilema) nubbins`: they had to ask people to stop, claiming their public humiliation category was full
(trilema) nubbins`: "young brazilians get fucked by entire german football team" etc
(trilema) nubbins`: but apparently pornhub and similar sites have been flooded with uploads of the germany-brazil game
(trilema) nubbins`: so IDGAF about sports
(trilema) nubbins`: BITCOIN!! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
(trilema) nubbins`: that video is brutal

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