ben_vulpes: if someone has turned it into a 'browser' i will lol
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: it is an http client
ben_vulpes: http://imgur.com/a/b6GDM << nevertheless, i further procure a very humrng sample of the work
ben_vulpes: and you'd not care for the trouble it takes to set my flags even were i
ben_vulpes: i am not an ffmpeg
ben_vulpes: so's to capture the absurd level of detail.
ben_vulpes: and scanned in loving detail.
ben_vulpes: no, illustrated with ink.
ben_vulpes: mnope
ben_vulpes: anyway i don't see how 'need' enters into anything. tis only as i said more or less how i procured the thing
ben_vulpes: 1.9G Tank Girl Ultimate Mega Collection/
ben_vulpes: > du -sh Tank\ Girl\ Ultimate\ Mega\ Collection/
ben_vulpes: https://torcache.net/torrent/6F219396E49FC7FD5C801703FCDE98D114643865.torrent?title=[kat.cr]tank.girl.ultimate.mega.collection.emidius << torrent file itself
ben_vulpes: no?
ben_vulpes: requires esoteric '.cbr' reader
ben_vulpes: only made it through vol. 1, just curious if you'd seen the thing
ben_vulpes: https://kat.cr/tank-girl-ultimate-mega-collection-emidius-t9778866.html << 's the one i procured
ben_vulpes: also 20 yo's getting rogered by kangaroos, voodoo plastic surgery, great australian beer heist, thrown boxing matches...
ben_vulpes: howso? c.p. is a 'save the world' sorta thing, t.g., much more "drink beer slaughter normies with nukes"
ben_vulpes: late eighties, early nineties.
ben_vulpes: nono, original comix
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: ever dig 'tank girl'?
ben_vulpes: 3/3
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: that's 2/2 for bothered today
ben_vulpes: you are a masochist
ben_vulpes: > straight to c
ben_vulpes: "TOO BAD, SUCKER"
ben_vulpes: urllib2 is a perfect example of "but i don't want to write oopython!"
ben_vulpes: plus miserable miserable miserable concurrency constructs.
ben_vulpes: trinque: this is why i do webshits in clojure.
ben_vulpes: even Java's OOP is less fucking miserable.
ben_vulpes: punkman: mostly the miserable OOP implementation.
ben_vulpes: for web shit specifically.
ben_vulpes: and ftr i motherfucking /hate/ python.
ben_vulpes: specificity of diddling applies.
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-26#1457821 << there are some minorly trivial security concerns to keep in mind when building webapps
ben_vulpes: not tmsr, me.
ben_vulpes: girl ams fascinate
ben_vulpes: lectured girl on how this is outgrowth of cultural attitudes around computers that nobody owns
ben_vulpes: phf: saw that, rofld hard
ben_vulpes: hah that's a silly twuk
ben_vulpes: mhm
ben_vulpes: that's mod6's v, iirc
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: i don't think anyone's using kelvin versioning on trb
ben_vulpes: perhaps he purchased it as a curio
ben_vulpes: omfg lolztrove
ben_vulpes: "people began to imagine a world where...profits could come back in vogue"
ben_vulpes: ey
ben_vulpes: oh god the lulz don't stop
ben_vulpes: > Unicorn basket
ben_vulpes: > slack
ben_vulpes: > slack
ben_vulpes: > slack
ben_vulpes: "this generation’s transformational companies (AirBNB, Slack, Snapchat, Uber, etc)" << muahaha
ben_vulpes: http://abovethecrowd.com/2016/04/21/on-the-road-to-recap/ << don't call it a pooooonziiiiiiiii
ben_vulpes: p. much the only sane design
ben_vulpes: thanks mod6 i'll get on that
ben_vulpes: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/c704e406-8cfe-461a-ac89-4e66e8328d98/?raw=true
ben_vulpes: waaat
ben_vulpes: as well as genuine assault and rape
ben_vulpes: wife should be well occupied with children and drive-by-rodgerings, and if children are a burden american should have neither c nor w
ben_vulpes: good riddance
ben_vulpes: actual thing in buenos aires
ben_vulpes: bamboocycleta!
ben_vulpes: get real, right parents, right time.
ben_vulpes: can lob mortars from dirigible for weeks
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: was lucky enough to destroy the things he grew up hating
ben_vulpes: could not possibly, lizard hitler would never allow.
ben_vulpes: shambala ofc does not exist.
ben_vulpes: "west coast! covered wagons, right? have they wired portland for AC yet?"
ben_vulpes: aha yes old east coast joke
ben_vulpes: if you get your way with hauschwitz it should be academic, barring grocery trips
ben_vulpes: yes, plenty, i have been to one recently.
ben_vulpes: in a town the auto hasn't ruined
ben_vulpes: so ride a bike
ben_vulpes: yesye
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: in the conversations context ofc, i know they exist and are used by self-dusting farmers
ben_vulpes: from mythical cornfield runway
ben_vulpes: beause dentist is half sane, picks good market, commutes by plane to place
ben_vulpes: jesus you really need this spelled out?
ben_vulpes: for /fun/
ben_vulpes: also dentists fly gliders all the time wtf
ben_vulpes: because if there are highly stable craft the thing approaches golf
ben_vulpes: only that "planes for dentists" is just as panglossian
ben_vulpes: yeah dood wtf i'm not saying megaport is only solution
ben_vulpes: people go to market for a /reason/
ben_vulpes: must we rehash 'market' thread?
ben_vulpes: other places where one person was landing uncontrolledly at a time?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: and people flew where in 40s?
ben_vulpes: yes ofc points in 3space nigh impossible to get close to each other
ben_vulpes: lanes are temporal in asciilifeform plane new world
ben_vulpes: the shares though, you have some
ben_vulpes: you have a bridge too, right?
ben_vulpes: "oh but they would all live in the country with nobody around and each with their own runway!"
ben_vulpes: individuals can stay up for quite some time, but if you have any concentration of them taking off at 7a to get to work, there's your density-close-to-the-ground problem
ben_vulpes: falling derps is not the problem, it's collisions unavoidable due to relative speeds and human inability to a) perceive and b) react in time
ben_vulpes: again, arc-seconds and velocity.
ben_vulpes: that is still a *lot* of atc.
ben_vulpes: dentists at least, which is every derp in my book.
ben_vulpes: you just proposed essentially every derp flying.
ben_vulpes: 0, 1, inf
ben_vulpes: relative to car infrastructure
ben_vulpes: consider relative velocities and arc seconds involved tho
ben_vulpes: granted
ben_vulpes: air traffic control on the scale of car-economy would be an utter nightmare
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: quite quite, and i loled at phoreplay
ben_vulpes: phuctor is phucking nao, mircea_popescu sounds pleased or at least entertained, so i imagine it's bought a stay from the divestment for a quarter...
ben_vulpes: mats: re http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-19#1453901 ?
ben_vulpes: proxy for all sorts of thing, but the entertainment comes from contrasting that bit of information with public comportment
ben_vulpes: relatedly, i get a kick out of learning which 'business owners' keep seperate books for tax and internal accounting and which do not.
ben_vulpes: the "dreamers"?
ben_vulpes: what has been "working" the ustards?
ben_vulpes: ty!
ben_vulpes: gotcha
ben_vulpes: what is манька ?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: how large was the sks dump?
ben_vulpes: i wonder how big that'll end up being
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: do ssh keys need any mangling to be digestable by phuctor?
ben_vulpes: https://api.github.com/repositories << can start there
ben_vulpes: (trip concludes)
ben_vulpes: perhaps some time will free up after this expose-child-to-great-grandmother-in-flyover-states-before-she-exits-gracefully concludes
ben_vulpes: github.com/<username>.keys
ben_vulpes: one could also iterate over github usernames
ben_vulpes: (dsantery)
ben_vulpes: lately being, oh, my entire tenure on earth
ben_vulpes: eg common lisp has grown a decent tumor of the shit lately
ben_vulpes: shinohai: i don't know on what basis you think this is relevant to any particular programming language
ben_vulpes: "easy" means "this shit is so complex it will take you a month to realize that it never worked in the first place"
ben_vulpes: "minimalist" means "i made an epic shitton of assumptions and then laid down a zillion lines of code in support of those assumptions"
ben_vulpes: and that is that if someone claims a software library to be "minimalist" or "easy", they are lying through their goddamn teeth
ben_vulpes: one thing i know to be true in this world
ben_vulpes: hyuuuu
ben_vulpes: what gulag name will you use for this gig?
ben_vulpes: nothing magical
ben_vulpes: shat out an otp, successful decryption of which set a session on the user's browser.
ben_vulpes: abortive tmsr~ ad network i build once upon a time
ben_vulpes: session up
ben_vulpes: omg not all at once davout
ben_vulpes: (may be hard to not heckle)
ben_vulpes: (also missed all of those talks, although i am looking forward to the bbatsov talk)
ben_vulpes: phf: gotta eat
ben_vulpes: product of the DoD
ben_vulpes: i just saw something that looked a lot like CLOS in clojure
ben_vulpes: cannot catch up at th' mo'
ben_vulpes: aaa scrollback
ben_vulpes: trinque: roger, will do
ben_vulpes: the rare deadline about which i give a shit
ben_vulpes: critiquing headshots on shartup websites
ben_vulpes: fine way to spend a sleepless night
ben_vulpes: that is not a flattering photo of ms riskin
ben_vulpes: eeeeeyikes
ben_vulpes: and just for lolz, let's see what this looks like in a plain text browser
ben_vulpes: lol and lindsay anderson doesn't even give enough of a shit to put up anything other than a party pic
ben_vulpes: there's always one beardo taking photos of the inside of his nostrils
ben_vulpes: heh
ben_vulpes idly browses faces on their website, looking for this 'shoulda'
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: the url shortener? 24/7?
ben_vulpes: hoard those old macs while ye can
ben_vulpes: wowee you dun say
ben_vulpes: nop.png
ben_vulpes: just give up on graphix
ben_vulpes: should do it again, sans x11
ben_vulpes: hey i got it running on an old macbook pro
ben_vulpes: bsd works on everything
ben_vulpes: run moar old hardware
ben_vulpes: it is precisely the opposite of adaptive
ben_vulpes: i really admire this nest of constraints you've put up, asciilifeform
ben_vulpes: underwater welding!
ben_vulpes: there's also the local amazon subsidiary
ben_vulpes: software qua software is a mystery to me, asciilifeform.
ben_vulpes: great testimonial though
ben_vulpes: system works so well they never needed a hand afterwards
ben_vulpes: hilariously overdelivered on that one
ben_vulpes: documentation generation for a 747 retrofitter at one point
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: yes, human interaction. i'm a derpy american business-ish hustler who also does software as it pertains to the /businesses/.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: beats me! just answering the question.
ben_vulpes: pays decently, if very volatile.
ben_vulpes: mod6: custom work is all i do.
ben_vulpes: mod6: every payment processor has their own interface. but as mentioned above, the tech is almost entirely ancillary to figuring out what needs doing and piping the data round.
ben_vulpes: it's the guiding them through the conversations with their auditor, department of revenue...
ben_vulpes: and it's not the tags
ben_vulpes: you think /i/ need help shitting out some tags?
ben_vulpes: how would i know, why would i care
ben_vulpes shurgs
ben_vulpes: but /which bolt/
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: every payment processor has custom formage.
ben_vulpes: or excel -> geosearch tools
ben_vulpes: or, say, custom forms for donation-accepting nonprofits who need to collect additional data on the state's say-so.
ben_vulpes: or, say, oauth integrations.
ben_vulpes: "yes, that falls in the set of things you can purchase here."
ben_vulpes: not on its own, but as a necessary requisite.
ben_vulpes: and not positioning divs
ben_vulpes: last i heard you were estimating algorthmic complexity of impossible cpp hairballs
ben_vulpes: because motherfucking /tradeoffs/
ben_vulpes: what about greater misery?
ben_vulpes: 4 10's, kegs in the corner, 20-hr weeks, philosophy instead of working, dollars...
ben_vulpes: various knobs to turn based on worker proclivities, that's all.
ben_vulpes: it's work, it sucks.
ben_vulpes: lol less loathsome
ben_vulpes: try to eke out a few dollars here and there.
ben_vulpes: do it with people who don't.
ben_vulpes: whatever, life and work suck.
ben_vulpes: i still labor under the delusion that i'll crap out something someone like myself will find useful that will pay for me to relax a bit.
ben_vulpes: other than that, hilariously inept at anything other than procuring usg dole or scaring innocent civilians with 'sekyoority' analysis
ben_vulpes: nevermind what the 'correct by construction' flight controller will be used for.
ben_vulpes: "just want to do maf!"
ben_vulpes: nice folks
ben_vulpes: i would vastly rather shovel this shit in my own office with my hand-selected brothers and sisters in arms than travel sixty minutes each direction to work on the once-every-two-years cool multiphysics projects $semicorp has on offer or 1.25 hours for the opportunity to labor in a machine shop with men who think boats are a good investment
ben_vulpes: but before this thread slips away
ben_vulpes: just contracted us for another gig
ben_vulpes: they are very nice gentlemen
ben_vulpes: i have yet to find anything /less/ painful for webwork.
ben_vulpes: aliebgruakisjbdfkahwebfqwejhfba,jhsdfba
ben_vulpes: "well because how would map know how many arguments it takes?"
ben_vulpes: and then ask why
ben_vulpes: you have no idea how miserable it is
ben_vulpes: it is a miserably lazily implemented language.
ben_vulpes: but no, no error checking, compile-time inspection of funcall arity correctness, type management of any sort
ben_vulpes: tentacles to wrap around the webstack today.
ben_vulpes: a gun to fire today.
ben_vulpes: a lips /alike/
ben_vulpes: not even "a lisP"
ben_vulpes: it's an entirely adequate lisp-alike on the jvm for webshit
ben_vulpes: one of the $leastbadlangs
ben_vulpes: aha!
ben_vulpes: ah
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: in a sense. there's a $shitlang conference up there this weekend, and the meatwot has graciously coughed up some introductions.
ben_vulpes: i'm beating the streets of seattle for more work all weekend, but i'll try.
ben_vulpes: yeah, 1910
ben_vulpes: same same ish tomorrow? might be hard.
ben_vulpes: i have an 0800 PST train
ben_vulpes: what is that in pst?
ben_vulpes: notrly, it haunts me as i go to sleep
ben_vulpes: (a far cry from 'poc or gtfo', i know)
ben_vulpes: not even partially baked, got distracted by 'necessary prerequisite'
ben_vulpes: shits txen into mother postgres as they come down the pipe
ben_vulpes: i have a pgbomination wired into trb somewhere in my working tree.
ben_vulpes: very much yes i would rather stay with some kindly grandmother i've never met than the roach motel up the street.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: thinks i don't know how poorly this place is set up, haw
ben_vulpes: which by the way i use regularly to great effect
ben_vulpes: man that's derpy even for airbnb
ben_vulpes: yes in progress that's why i bring it up
ben_vulpes: the microshitification of linux will not be complete until ms ships a windows that also does all of the linux syscalls
ben_vulpes: i liked that particular WAL
ben_vulpes cackles madly back into the aws java sdk
ben_vulpes: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: that's not how things work!
ben_vulpes: shinohai: what'd the qntra angle be?
ben_vulpes: also iirc copping to fradulent statements in securitization documents