(trilema) nubbins`: betting against s.mg: slowest 0.74btc i ever made
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: who do i give my money to?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: danielpbarron WoT-based poker site, hey?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: TheNewDeal this is a different type of public
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: !up AndChat|679296
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: i remember that
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: not for much longer they don't!
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: math is the bridge
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: philosophy, natch
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: it's okay; i'm a man of the chair
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: Vexual that's because it was a dirty lie!
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: think about that for a bit
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: at the university here, the math faculty is actually under the department of religious studies
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: so, doesn't happen too often :)
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: guy selling 150btc face value of sealed coins
    
    
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: anyway, asshole
    
    (trilema) nubbins` shrugs
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: i think he maybe even knew the acronyms but somehow thought the two were incompatible.
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: what does fix mean, even?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: why fix it
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: my sides &c
    
    
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: "i asked for your pgp key, not your gpg key, dummy
    
    
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: lel @ pentester
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: BingoBoingo that'd be quite the trick
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: it could indeed, yep
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: my fave IDE is the deedbot website tho
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: yeah yeah
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: because i don't have any tools with which to verify it
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu it's inconvenient for me to verify that deedbot has registered my actual deed, instead of, say, $rand
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: *knew
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: so it doesn't matter how many extra statements the other party created.
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: luckily, when we shook hands, we both new which btc address was the one we were using
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: and i'd be able to look at the blockchain and see you prepped a few messages
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: how is this different from just registering a few different deeds?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: mike_c: what?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: that's why we all keep our own files, and we don't use ;;gettrust or ;;ident, right?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: it sure could!
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: just like deedbot would be convenient, if i could use it to verify that the right address has been generated.
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: because gribble is convenient.
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: why am i getting a bot to do it for me?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: okay. so why don't i just plug the text of my deed into brainwallet.org, and send the money there?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: what, in your mind, is the utility of deedbot?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: let's back up a few steps.
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: if i'm doing the work of verifying, i might as well just publish my own fucking deed, no?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: yeah. that's what i mean.
    
    (trilema) nubbins` groans
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: because there's no easy way for me to verify that the priv/pub keys were, in fact, generated from the text of the deed
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: as it is right now, i register a deed, some bot sends a few satoshis to an address, and i just sort of hope that this isn't just a random tx
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: only if you have no idea how to properly give your web server access to sensitive data ;/
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: a nice companion tool on the deeds website would be a small form w/ textbox and button where one can generate pub/priv keys by the same method
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: ah, i was looking for a bare-bones implementation of this the other day
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: at first glance, this function seems to be a bit wanky
    
    
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: ah, found it
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: yeah, that's the only piece i'm missing
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: or, put another way, how do i know transaction X represents arbitrary deed Y?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: by what method is the deed hashed to obtain the privkey / address?
    
    
    
    (trilema) nubbins` imagines early adopter cashing out all datacoin, uploading massive file to blockchain as final act
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: gross
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: i think you're dreaming too hard as it is
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: logic stops them!
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: to the detriment of everyone
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: so goat pays 1000btc and now the blockchain is 25TB larger, forever
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: "oh, shit, another 25TB to sync today"
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: that benefits the miners, sure, but it's a huge detriment to everyone else running a node
    
    
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: what you're describing is dropbox
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: it'd be unsyncable on day two
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: if you could, people would be uploading disk images
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: intredasting
    
    (trilema) nubbins` nods
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: actually found the github page, reading source now
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: heh.
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: what am i missing here
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: so what, deedbot just publishes shit to a website?
    
    
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: !s deedbot
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: what happens when the next bundle is ready? :D
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: ooooooo
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: oh, wait, n/m
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: that was a pop culture reference?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: grey is the new black
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: o hey, they raised the minimum wage here in twodogland today
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: "In 2001, El Al Airlines decided not to allow ultra-Orthodox Jews cover themselves in plastic because 'flight safety considerations do not allow for passengers to board while covered in sealed plastic bags.'"
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: america? :D
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: besides, stella's nice. everybody would order one.
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: technically you don't eat beer
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: some people say this video was worth watching, it's actually time i'll never get back
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: groan
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: "some people say baringer ingullum... it's really behringer ingelheim"
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: what degenerate would pronounce the S in Artois?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: bbl coffee
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: i mean
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: wat? fuck you gribs
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: !s Official George H.W. Bush Socks
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: not as hilarious as reading the logs
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: sure, yeah, but since when am i the barometer for sensible behaviour
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: i didn't even think anyone did. it's 2014
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: !up Diablo-D3
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: cosmopolitan, even
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: sophisticated
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: stylish, elegant, refined
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: boorish.
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: "unclassy" sounds so...
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: but i felt okay with redefining it for my needs
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: i know it technically means something totally different
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu: boorish :/
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: "The North Carolina Black Engagement Team"
    
    
    
    
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: more in the sense of "we are a federal-level political party and our website is full of 'lel you other guise r dummyz' articles"
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: but sort of lulzy too, i guess
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: mostly just boorish and classless
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: feet (2) + ballhair (800) + ...oh, i see.
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: why are we adding these numbers?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: when i was in colombia, i had dinner with a german scuba instructor. he said "if you needed to study and pass a test to be a boat captain in Taganga, there would be no boat captains in Taganga"
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: <+mircea_popescu> i've never seen anyone with more free time than south americans. << lel
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: better than proctor
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kr_MrsKj6nI/TsoreDJ9IyI/AAAAAAAAACQ/p1XBSIZAnQc/s1600/26686aa.png
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: funnier if you say it out loud
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: wait, i get it. they skipped windows 9 because 7 8 9 :(
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu i'm in my prime, i generally sound like that 8)
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: everything scales to group sex
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: few jokes in there
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: lel
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: BingoBoingo one guy: "Windows X.11 for workgroups"
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: hi test___
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: heaven forbid they commit one way or the other
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: BingoBoingo so what's the actual version number? 6.3?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: <+mircea_popescu> don't be the person that you came with! << !
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: too many words, it turns out
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: man i'm reading this article about cohen now and the asshole who wrote it seriously just referred to federico lorca as "gabriel garcia lorca"
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: now you gotta have a cell phone contract if you wanna play!
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: just think, all cohen wanted people to do was light a match
    
    
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: fair enough
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: C- would not pay again
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: you should see the rest of the pictures the guy took. not sure if drunk or couldn't find flash button
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: BingoBoingo: "BREAKING NEWS: Ebola stocks surge"
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: looks a bit lonely, hey
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: bounce lives in a city without tunnels 8)
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: yeah, okay, +1
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: hmmmm...
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: this is a trial run, wanted to make sure the guy didn't suck before i get him to post larger ones
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: to be fair, that's an unusually large pole
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: a wild poster appeared ;0
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu http://i.imgur.com/031PbFll.jpg
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: s/sell/be relieved of
    
    
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: well, similar, anyway
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: thickasthieves was saying something about this the other day
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: "Treasure’s remaining coins are in multi-sig wallets and Casascius physical coins. "
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: around 10-12 iirc
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: i know a hippie that put every cent he had into silver in 2008
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: ;;gettrust assbot PeterL
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: i guess he does now
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: !down PeterL
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu then whytf is he PMing me asking for voice?!
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: use it wisely
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: !up PeterL
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: no kidding
    
    
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: ;;tslb
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: punkman any major action required a SMS verification code
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: punkman +1 amirite
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: lel I KNOW RIGHT
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: should be a lower-case lock key IMO.
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: thickasthieves: you obviously grew up in the age of varying-case fonts
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: ooh i know
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: then buy the t-shirt
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: $500 per week, it seems
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: Dimsler nope just cvv
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: oh lel, my visa-enabled debit card works, too
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: what amazes me is that they managed to insure this whole process somehow
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: mp eat more fibre ;)
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: no approval process, you just enter your billing details
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: warning: cash advance fees may apply
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: yes
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: gonna wait a few days to verify cc fees and do the same in reverse
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: transferred $50 from my credit card, immediately withdrew to cold storage address
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: kakobrekla as painless as taking a shit
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: imagine, buying btc with a credit card
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: such easy
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: o wow, just signed up for a circle account and used it for the first time
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: Blazedout419 great!
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: ah hahaha, fp is having an aneurysm no doubt
    
    
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: chetty, there's a die antwoord song featuring a xhosa guy talking about circumcision
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: can anyone point me to a simple shell script that generates private keys from secret exponents?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: (or both?)
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: you mean seggelmann or henson?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: debian = ubuntu in the sense that england = usa
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: "those tippies are unusually smooth", i said to myself
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: the bigger question is why you airbrushed your fingertips
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: WELL IT SHOULD BE
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: back that front-bum up, etc
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: front-bum
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: lel jk
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: so apparently they found a backdoor in the shellshock patch on github, hey?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: gotta !b quick
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: gotta be quick if you wanna !b
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: be creative!
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: nah i quit gov't work long ago
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: where in the fuck did i put my soldering iron? srsly.
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: for future reference
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: !b 3
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: "but paypal" etc
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: they're like birds, new things are scary
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: people want the familiar
    
    (trilema) nubbins` nods slowly
    
    
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: mats_cd03 pretty much
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: it's what you do instead of selling
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: there we go
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: ;;view 21502
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: ;;remove 21499
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: ;;remove 21497
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: ;;calc 0.084457*[ticker --last]
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: calc 0.084457/[ticker --last]
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: protip:
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: protip: avoid US hospitals
    
    
    
    
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: actually, is that an audio logo on the front wheel?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: probably just a celica w/ a body kit or something
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: weird shape, gotta be fancy
    
    (trilema) nubbins` shrugs
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: tat that's a pretty fancy car to be crashing into a rock face
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: bounce: like courtney love?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: mats_cd03 dat perpetual war
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: they can't form, the flour from the bread would get mixed in with the maynnaise
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: i'm going to submit a paper about how submarine sandwiches don't exist
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: *hole
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: they say black holes don't exist, but offer no explanation for what the things we've been calling black holes are
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: this black hold article sucks
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: just for a lel
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: i think i'm going to start only quoting the winkdex for the btc/usd price
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: for my mac brethren
    
    
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: hire pricewaterhousecoopers
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: one of them could be rogue :0
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: surely not a company with employees
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: who you gonna trust to audit it?
    
    (trilema) nubbins`: they key is "safely", and you have your answer :)