(trilema) nubbins`: nobody's driving 5 hours to see a maroon 5 concert.
(trilema) nubbins`: generally they get some washed-up act like kiss or the eagles or aerosmith, everybody's parents drive out to central to relive the days of their youth
(trilema) nubbins`: this concert is in the middle of the fuckin island in a town of 13k people
(trilema) nubbins`: thickasthieves they changed to appease the wrong crowd
(trilema) nubbins`: who woulda thought
(trilema) nubbins`: imagine, Maroon 5 was the headliner and nobody wanted to go
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/salmon-festival-a-financial-flop-town-reveals-1.2792049
(trilema) nubbins`: even the nano rating is a lel, but it's true as well
(trilema) nubbins`: i know plenty of people 10y+ that i don't trust
(trilema) nubbins`: i mean, come on
(trilema) nubbins`: highest otherwise i've given is 2
(trilema) nubbins`: thickasthieves -1 not sure if trust
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;rated nanotube
(trilema) nubbins`: 10+++
(trilema) nubbins`: 10!
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;google bobcaygeon
(trilema) nubbins`: ,,fail ;(
(trilema) nubbins`: <+thickasthieves> dogecagon ,,google bobcaygeon
(trilema) nubbins`: bees are bros though
(trilema) nubbins`: wasps are dickheads
(trilema) nubbins`: that's no longer the main headline because we now have BREAKING: Major train derailment near Wadena, Sask.
(trilema) nubbins`: all about being overworked, no sleep, etc
(trilema) nubbins`: earlier today, headline on cbc news website was "freight train operators report falling asleep on job"
(trilema) nubbins`: oh fuck, wow
(trilema) nubbins`: blockchain.info is a handy enough read-only wallet that i haven't bothered trying any others
(trilema) nubbins`: !t h am1
(trilema) nubbins`: 19 years, wow
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;google the net sandra bullock
(trilema) nubbins`: interesting, "the net" was the last movie i recall seeing a 3.5"
(trilema) nubbins`: they do?
(trilema) nubbins` nods
(trilema) nubbins`: passwd prompt?
(trilema) nubbins`: try clearsigning something
(trilema) nubbins`: the FBI "just knew" in the sense that an NSA agent walked into their office and said "hey, check out this URL!"
(trilema) nubbins`: there's an off-chance it'll still be in a sort facility somewhere.
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller try calling USPS and give them tracking # LM000212190CA
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller shirts will be arriving at proper location
(trilema) nubbins`: dysnumeria i guess or w/e it's called
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu i almost made the same mistake on the shirts
(trilema) nubbins`: i'll refund you, that package will likely be destroyed.
(trilema) nubbins`: let me find the tx, PM me a btc address
(trilema) nubbins`: ooooooooo fuck me in the ass, i wrote the P.O. Box number down wrong
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller: Your item was undeliverable as addressed at 2:51 pm on September 20, 2014 in ATLANTA, GA 30309. It is being returned if appropriate information is available.
(trilema) nubbins`: her kissy-mate, who had murdered a guy 24h prior, got arrested
(trilema) nubbins`: lawyer (she) did not get arrested
(trilema) nubbins`: this is maybe the most prominent defence lawyer in the province
(trilema) nubbins`: did i post this yesterday? http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/philip-pynn-averill-baker-shared-passionate-kiss-before-arrest-1.2789028
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller :/ let me find a tracking #
(trilema) nubbins`: A++++ would use to boost own feelings again
(trilema) nubbins`: awkward silence, question guy leaves w/o another word
(trilema) nubbins`: stonefaced reply: "no."
(trilema) nubbins`: overheard one day: "man, anybody ever call you dick ball?"
(trilema) nubbins`: there was a dope dealer named richard ball
(trilema) nubbins`: (not to his face, he could likely kick me to death)
(trilema) nubbins`: i've taken to calling him cock swap
(trilema) nubbins`: there's a spin instructor at the gym named dick barter
(trilema) nubbins`: who else, let me see...
(trilema) nubbins`: HEH
(trilema) nubbins`: sure, yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: nope. married an italian woman named Bella Fellatoria?
(trilema) nubbins`: the best stories are succinct, yet moving, and oddly telling
(trilema) nubbins`: i know a woman with the last name Smellie, true story
(trilema) nubbins`: LEL
(trilema) nubbins`: if you're ninjashogun, expect the reverse in a moment
(trilema) nubbins`: !up startup_isninja
(trilema) nubbins`: COOKIE CHIEF
(trilema) nubbins`: it helps
(trilema) nubbins`: i think they black out their mirrors
(trilema) nubbins`: lel http://yro.slashdot.org/story/14/10/07/1612226/complain-about-comcast-get-fired-from-your-job
(trilema) nubbins`: let them be henceforth known as The Enemies
(trilema) nubbins`: from same channel ;/
(trilema) nubbins`: riiight
(trilema) nubbins`: o o o
(trilema) nubbins`: it's looping
(trilema) nubbins`: nah the actual video
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm sorry, i know you don't have answers
(trilema) nubbins`: why is it published by "funny videos"?
(trilema) nubbins`: ben_vulpes why is this a 35s video instead of a 3s gif?
(trilema) nubbins`: luckily this video has an unskippable ad at the start
(trilema) nubbins` reads no further
(trilema) nubbins`: oh ahahaha
(trilema) nubbins`: eat shit assbot
(trilema) nubbins`: !s *goethe
(trilema) nubbins`: that they...?
(trilema) nubbins`: it's recursively shitty
(trilema) nubbins`: but wait dude, you don't understand, he also did that one of the mandelbrot set
(trilema) nubbins`: could make 60 of these a second
(trilema) nubbins`: right?
(trilema) nubbins`: IF ONLY WE WANTED TO
(trilema) nubbins`: "please don't take my stuff"
(trilema) nubbins`: and the tagline
(trilema) nubbins`: boils some poor heel's life down to this shitty little nugget of wasted effort
(trilema) nubbins`: <mircea_popescu> http://posters.lardbucket.org/ is this the sorriest thing you ever saw or what
(trilema) nubbins`: websites like that make me sad
(trilema) nubbins`: mp dat poster link you sent a while back
(trilema) nubbins`: also turns out i'm gonna be printing the writers' alliance quarterly journal
(trilema) nubbins`: turns out i did indeed have a meeting scheduled for here
(trilema) nubbins`: <+nubbins`> i found a piece of paper yesterday that said "1:30pm tuesday oct 7" and i can't remember if i'm supposed to be meeting someone here or not
(trilema) nubbins`: 3.67/oz
(trilema) nubbins`: ouch
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;bc,xau
(trilema) nubbins`: totally different things
(trilema) nubbins`: oh sure, yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: thickasthieves casascius coins are essentially a closed loop, albeit not a very good example
(trilema) nubbins`: i found a piece of paper yesterday that said "1:30pm tuesday oct 7" and i can't remember if i'm supposed to be meeting someone here or not
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, the only chips you hear about are the ones where the makers wanted to vacuum up that sweet sweet "investor" money
(trilema) nubbins`: but there's a modicum of solace in the fact that other people are similarly confused, no?
(trilema) nubbins`: nope
(trilema) nubbins`: braised a pork shoulder last night
(trilema) nubbins`: bbl furnace guy
(trilema) nubbins`: MFW i couldn't zero my btc balance upon withdrawal
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: also worked w/ my straight-up visa, but dem cash advance fees
(trilema) nubbins`: with my visa-enabled debit card!
(trilema) nubbins`: also A+++ would cash out via again
(trilema) nubbins`: i did the full gamut w/ my circle account, A+++ would buy satoshis from again
(trilema) nubbins`: thickasthieves you'll never know 8)
(trilema) nubbins`: this is regarding an article about cleaning products not being required to list the specific perfume/scent ingredients: "Printing is cheap these days so no reason not to list all the ingredients in everything"
(trilema) nubbins`: why do i read comments on CBC articles?
(trilema) nubbins`: ask me again if/when a standard US keyboard includes a B⃦, ฿, or Ƀ symbol
(trilema) nubbins`: btc
(trilema) nubbins`: and he knows you can't do anything about it
(trilema) nubbins`: that's the look of a man who fucked you in the ass
(trilema) nubbins`: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/46_Dick_Cheney_3x4.jpg/640px-46_Dick_Cheney_3x4.jpg
(trilema) nubbins`: meantime, you ever look at portrait photographs of dick cheney?
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ if you were wondering what bush sr socks look like
(trilema) nubbins`: no doubt
(trilema) nubbins`: now all week, google is feeding me ads for George H.W. Bush socks
(trilema) nubbins`: so i click a gop.com link that was posted in this channel
(trilema) nubbins`: your company is bogus and scammers!
(trilema) nubbins`: "labeling of the company as bogus and scammers"
(trilema) nubbins`: simple job, no need to complicate w/ warrants
(trilema) nubbins`: well i don't really have an s.nsa stock warrant sitting idle
(trilema) nubbins`: s.mg bet cleared, trying to think of ways to make next one more interesting
(trilema) nubbins`: my imaginary money is on no
(trilema) nubbins`: i didn't bet on brk-a
(trilema) nubbins`: looks 3d printed, custom job i'm assuming
(trilema) nubbins`: some guy
(trilema) nubbins`: did you mean P4ssw0rd?
(trilema) nubbins`: A: A guy orders 25 hits. I send him a 5x5 sheet. His feedback reads "The hit was very large but I managed to fit it in my mouth. The lines were neat. Good trip". I wonder if the guy thought the 25 hits were one!?
(trilema) nubbins`: Q: What's the strangest message you've received from someone tripping on your product?
(trilema) nubbins`: heh.
(trilema) nubbins`: y u no properly valuate?
(trilema) nubbins`: but at this point it'd be unusual to see a stock not fall on IPO-day
(trilema) nubbins`: not sure
(trilema) nubbins`: or, for the francophones among us, ginette
(trilema) nubbins`: you don't need to ette it
(trilema) nubbins`: Lynn is already a female name
(trilema) nubbins`: i don't like the name Lynette
(trilema) nubbins`: acting sooky because new sexy mom won't do their laundry
(trilema) nubbins`: pete_dushenski it's pretty much all man-boys by this point
(trilema) nubbins`: sounds legit
(trilema) nubbins`: pete_dushenski "successful, financially independent women are so utterly unable to find male companionship that they've resorted to finding randon strangers on the internet"
(trilema) nubbins`: is this from a playlist where women list NYC area codes or something
(trilema) nubbins`: *mi
(trilema) nubbins`: ME PINCHE CULO
(trilema) nubbins`: TE AMO LOCO
(trilema) nubbins`: mthreat ahahahahha
(trilema) nubbins`: ergot rap
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu this ^ is another example of "rap rave", a la die antwoord
(trilema) nubbins`: imagine
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/white-woman-sues-sperm-bank-after-insemination-from-black-donor-1.2785073
(trilema) nubbins`: loose lips shake hips
(trilema) nubbins`: time waits for no man
(trilema) nubbins`: 5/8" socket: bowl
(trilema) nubbins` nods
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform: yep... it's tricky 8)
(trilema) nubbins`: the tricky bit is internally-threading 16ga stock
(trilema) nubbins` nods
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, nice lathe. you could turn body jewelry on that thing
(trilema) nubbins`: great when you're at a party and you feel like people would enjoy a countdown
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform less interesting than the woman filming the microwave timer?
(trilema) nubbins`: it's true, he was here when i went to bed.
(trilema) nubbins`: they're called inuit here, eskimo is considered a perjorative
(trilema) nubbins`: not personally
(trilema) nubbins`: from slapping the buttons
(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual onomatopeia
(trilema) nubbins`: (they dont have arms anymore)
(trilema) nubbins`: one-arm thieves!
(trilema) nubbins`: i mean the whaps!
(trilema) nubbins`: hey now!
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah, he still plays the slots
(trilema) nubbins`: oh lemmy
(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual you'll appreciate this
(trilema) nubbins`: i thought remmy died in 2010
(trilema) nubbins`: how else can he still be kicking
(trilema) nubbins`: zappa
(trilema) nubbins`: pickled himself
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;google don van vliet
(trilema) nubbins`: i think within the past couple years?
(trilema) nubbins`: captain beefheart, also dead
(trilema) nubbins` shakes head
(trilema) nubbins`: doc at the radar station is a better introduction
(trilema) nubbins`: TBH i still find trout mask replica pretty inaccessible
(trilema) nubbins`: not sure
(trilema) nubbins`: tom waits started experimenting with the gravelly side of his voice after being introduced to captain beefheart by his wife
(trilema) nubbins`: *aleatoric
(trilema) nubbins`: zappa produced his first few albums, same type of strange but way more aleotoric
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu a zappa protege
(trilema) nubbins`: the captain beefheart of hip-hop!
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, i listen to a lot of different types of music in a lot of different genres, but if you don't think odb is a musical genius, you either haven't listened to enough or you don't have taste
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah this was i guess mid 90s
(trilema) nubbins`: actually amazing
(trilema) nubbins`: he starts freestyling at 2:45
(trilema) nubbins`: 1:40 "i was up all night hittin' ice" lel
(trilema) nubbins`: i remember where i was when i found out
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah he died when i was in uni
(trilema) nubbins`: odb: "i just wanted to let y'all know that everything is real"
(trilema) nubbins`: another good one:
(trilema) nubbins`: nope
(trilema) nubbins`: 5-shot caramel americano
(trilema) nubbins`: this is how i got into caffeine
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah man, i used to get those on the regular.
(trilema) nubbins`: o o o
(trilema) nubbins`: i would, however, advance the opinion that if you're putting three cream and two sugar in your coffee, the quality of said coffee is of little import
(trilema) nubbins`: i've never even had a double double
(trilema) nubbins`: y'know, i've never actually had a triple double
(trilema) nubbins` considers this
(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual you have no idea how canadian what you just said was
(trilema) nubbins`: <+Vexual> orders a triple and a double in one cup <<< my sides, my actual sides
(trilema) nubbins`: fuck the mayor of toronto
(trilema) nubbins`: Vexual watch this painful interview where some MTV knob tries to interview odb
(trilema) nubbins`: mp afaik he cannot run for public office in any country
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/judy-manning-surprised-by-questions-about-pc-party-connections-1.2784626
(trilema) nubbins`: she "can't see what the fuss is about"
(trilema) nubbins`: oh! and in unrelated news, my province no longer has a department of justice, and an unelected private citizen was put in the seat of attorney general
(trilema) nubbins`: 5 mens uniforms (out of 60) also wanted "i like it raw", i guess they were gonna keep those in case they hired 5 gay men
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu we refused to print them D:
(trilema) nubbins`: no kidding, we had a job come up a couple weeks ago, t-shirts for a sushi place. uniforms. male uniforms have a picture of a sushi roll and "fresh good food" underneath. female uniforms just say "I LIKE IT RAW" in huge letters
(trilema) nubbins`: no wallabies in the backyards
(trilema) nubbins`: it's less readily available here
(trilema) nubbins`: between three and five, as a guess