(trilema) ben_vulpes: still gotta trick me into decrypting your payloads
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "or from 30cm away through a plain mobile phone placed next to the computer" ahaha airgap amirite
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: some java codegen thinger the taler guy wrote a while ago
(trilema) ben_vulpes: " The Runabout uses reflection to find visit methods. But instead of invoking the visit methods with reflection, the Runabout uses dynamic code generation to create code at run-time that will invoke the appropriate visit method." grothoff is just full of good ideas
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2015-09-01#1258074 << every six month hard fork killed monero iirc
(trilema) ben_vulpes: neat little distro asciilifeform
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nifty asciilifeform
(trilema) ben_vulpes: freeware*
(trilema) ben_vulpes: somewhat less bad, i use it, find it somewhere on the freeshare shit spectrum
(trilema) ben_vulpes: worst case scenario /i never use it/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: someone made a cool thing that appeals to certain of my perversities, so i throw the fellow a bone. bonus points, i can write toys for my own phone without having to retch about obj-c or swift constantly, or use one of the eldritch js horrors
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i am likely going to buy a license because what, i pay half that per year per staff member just to derp on ios shits with some modicum less of friction
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475434 << this is actually very interesting
(trilema) ben_vulpes: blessed be those who port c to php
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the roadside shrine of phpcrypto
(trilema) ben_vulpes: https://github.com/jasonhinkle/php-gpg << from asciilifeform's link
(trilema) ben_vulpes: holy fucknuggets
(trilema) ben_vulpes: implications of clozure cl being licensed under apache 2.0
(trilema) ben_vulpes: reading this incorrectly?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: am i...no?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but i do not know how apache 2 plays into it
(trilema) ben_vulpes: my guess is clozure
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well yes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: phf, asciilifeform: any experience with "mocl"?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the mysteries this thing turns up
(trilema) ben_vulpes: eeee
(trilema) ben_vulpes: tin cock!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIh8L59sd30 << for mircea_popescu and asciilifeform
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mhm.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: due to r/w speed iirc?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nifty indeed
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah, herp.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: because root partition should be read only.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and it has aux storage for whatever else, yes?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i don't know much about computers, less about tiny things, but this is the segment of memory that holds the thing's os, yes?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that's pretty funny.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: d'aww
(trilema) ben_vulpes: awesome!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: neat find asciilifeform
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but good morning all
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pretty weak output
(trilema) ben_vulpes: aight maybe some naggum as well. but there are extended discussions of political time in the logs.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no, logz.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: *million yard stare*
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pm physically recoils, "jesus i didn't even think about that"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "much less figure out how daylight savings time factors into the problem. and how in which timezone."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pm winces
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "because i do not have time before our delivery deadline to figure out the millisecond offset between utc and n number of other timezones, depending on how thoroughly we want to test this."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: said something along the lines of "and i have completely punted on the issue of testing whether or not events happen in the right timezone for the user. the testing strategy is to set the user tz to utc, the system tz to utc, and make assertions about when events fire."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i was discussing implementation minutae of a timing project with my pm today
(trilema) ben_vulpes: political
(trilema) ben_vulpes: time is hard
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it's okay
(trilema) ben_vulpes: he also got the order wrong
(trilema) ben_vulpes: also i regularly go out of spec
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but not assembly from scratch and full bed truement.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yes, requires ongoing tuning.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i would rather cut metal than spend my days tuning lathes.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it took quite some time.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i have tuned this mill to my liking.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lord knows i don't get that at $dayjob
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i like machines that work out of the box.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: he enjoys the reprogramming.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "on dirigible, there is fantastic seat!"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: did you just proffer a pineapple?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: keep sifting through the haystack, apparently.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: who've seen, experienced, breathed
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i enjoy the company of adults, not children
(trilema) ben_vulpes: endemic us braindamage
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "stop corporations"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "end global warming"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "solve poverty!"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "if we all just X then the world would be better!"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that i care not one whit to spread my meager energy across the vast faceless mass of other people, but would rather concentrate it on these few that i actually like
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that the socialist call for us all to put our shoulders to the grindstone to make the world a better place only taxes those who work to benefit those who don't
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that the world cannot be made better
(trilema) ben_vulpes: healing the world
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: 'tikkun olam'
(trilema) ben_vulpes: also i had all the time in the world
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but at 18, 22, it was less onerous
(trilema) ben_vulpes: a friend of mine recently broke up with his girl of 4+ years, and i realized during conversation about his new dating adventures and the kinds of women he was encountering that i would have patience for approximately zero reeducation at this point in my life.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i think the 'entitlement' to which trinque refers is a specific set of attitudes common to 'millenials'.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: they have him
(trilema) ben_vulpes: or should i say
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: has cats
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lots of jocular name calling
(trilema) ben_vulpes: much lamenting of bad practices with explicit callouts
(trilema) ben_vulpes: much swearing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: bottles of two-hundred dollar scotch just disappearing
(trilema) ben_vulpes stumbled into the cool kids room, on the topic of testing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: at least when i went
(trilema) ben_vulpes: birds of a feather were the only talks worth the time
(trilema) ben_vulpes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89milie_du_Ch%C3%A2telet#Advocacy_of_kinetic_energy cites http://www.springer.com/us/book/9789400720749
(trilema) ben_vulpes: struck me as crazy too
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: notionally she derived conservation of energy while translating newton's principia
(trilema) ben_vulpes: so pediwikia claims that du chatelet is actually the postulator of the total energy constraint?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: holy shit
(trilema) ben_vulpes: bitte
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mhm
(trilema) ben_vulpes: leastaways one ran there once.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trb node!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: where's the noise coming from now?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but yeah it's a trivial change i shoulda had it out
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: yeah, haven't forgotten
(trilema) ben_vulpes: https://www.instagram.com/p/BF9VlB2oVeh/?taken-by=natgeo << millenials, we are very poor and work shitty jobs, but we don't care so long as we can hula hoop by a lake and smoke pot
(trilema) ben_vulpes: shinohai: xotika is still a thing?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: jesus
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: lol
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: "talking to cops" is not "drinking with cops"
(trilema) ben_vulpes off, children to dandle and babes to fondle
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: response to an invite is one thing, utility to wot on an enduring basis entirely another.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > 2012
(trilema) ben_vulpes: enough of it was ~4 years ago, but w/e
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and if one gets enough of it, even the $20/plate shit starts to lose its appeal. "what did you bring me? and at what speed? i get better at home in my underwear, and it's salted properly to boot."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sure
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i don't know what line of mine you're responding to.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: which statistics?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: which what statistics?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and yours?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sat up under his own steam the other day, entirely on accident i'm sure.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mhm for months now
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 'tis a bit of sarcasm
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "children are a misery, women are a misery, work is a misery, taxes are a misery, the only things to live for are theorems and killing hitler"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but yes celebrate the no children lifestyle, the 'mgtow' lifestyle, the hairshirt environmentalism
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (much less wife family and other women)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: usians are generally too broke to maintain a woman much less a family, news at eleven?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dang
(trilema) ben_vulpes: invited
(trilema) ben_vulpes: notyet
(trilema) ben_vulpes: worth a chuckle and an invitation to the wot methinks
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > btc
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > a server as bad as your email
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > 7,000 dollar bond
(trilema) ben_vulpes: how old?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: familiarity breeds contempt or what was it
(trilema) ben_vulpes: Framedragger: shithouse has a certain...aesthetic.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and everything to do with inane wwwtronics
(trilema) ben_vulpes: my foul mood has nothing to do with childrearing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: davout even i think was older than i for his
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ergo find new friends who are also doing the same.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i am possibly the youngest hipster /deciding/ to have children. this means that none of the other hipsters want to be friends any more, because what sane person with hobbies etc hangs out with married and children.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: looky
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i learned it from you!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: tanning tanks still reek as ever
(trilema) ben_vulpes: friends, not colleagues, asciilifeform
(trilema) ben_vulpes rolls eyes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: new chapter, new friends
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nonono
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but hey the girls are helping each other nurse already so the project moves forward
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trees don't grow overnight
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: not yet
(trilema) ben_vulpes: kibbutzcubation perhaps
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that'd tend to imply the marching of people to the kibbutz
(trilema) ben_vulpes: she is childproofing and driving the kibbutz incubation project quite nicely thank you very much
(trilema) ben_vulpes: /i/ am having a bad week.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and /i/ soaked the scale
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: no /i/ spilled the coffe
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: what are my housewife problems?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: or os x
(trilema) ben_vulpes: like not using windows
(trilema) ben_vulpes: Framedragger: that's more a baseline requirement
(trilema) ben_vulpes: spilled the coffee, soaked the chinese shitscale
(trilema) ben_vulpes: inane wwwtronics, ofc
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: teething isn't really my problem
(trilema) ben_vulpes is having a bad week
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh and php is non-bullshit i c
(trilema) ben_vulpes: magical tank of wine with particles of shit that is still drinkable somehow?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what is a non-bullshit wwwtronicist?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: lemonade from the morning tragedy
(trilema) ben_vulpes: noise, of course
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in other rng news http://i.imgur.com/TxFLW5F.jpg
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: two weeks
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i see kakobrekla fixed the "no loglines no prev/next" bug
(trilema) ben_vulpes noms an abstraction
(trilema) ben_vulpes: my cattle
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and these--
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the world is a concrete box!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what cell
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "exposure to cn!"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "big data!"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "for teh car!"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: http://www.reuters.com/article/us-apple-china-idUSKCN0Y404W, to pick at random
(trilema) ben_vulpes: especially after the buffet "america is best investmant!1" routine of the past five years?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nobody finds the proximity of this to the 'apple invests 1b in didi" story interesting?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-17#1467578 << sorta works, for some value of work, some of the time. throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks.
(trilema) ben_vulpes still has no idea what he's doing on the lordship, has barely adlai-grade snr
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://66.media.tumblr.com/c674eb0ca22b78f6f3527bf1ff37a14f/tumblr_o5ftx1qfGK1v05rsfo1_1280.jpg
(trilema) ben_vulpes: high praise
(trilema) ben_vulpes: jew enough to get in, too ethnic to get joo gold once in
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dun think mine ooms terrifically often. not in my personal memory at least.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: haven't we had this thread before, of that the network is not paricularly enumerable, and with the malleability of version strings that counting them is somewhat less than pointless?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'm supposed to give a shit about 21.co?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what is this website that counts nodes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it's trivially swapped out once in the machine
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i seek to entertain, what
(trilema) ben_vulpes: they want to /give you the keypair/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: rsa if i understand your question
(trilema) ben_vulpes: unrelatedly, amazon has buried the ingestion point for ssh pubkeys in a truly obscure corner of their systems
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that is *never* refreshed, only more swill poured atop
(trilema) ben_vulpes: most places with waitresses, ceramic mugs and delivery use an air pot anyways
(trilema) ben_vulpes: kinda orthogonal
(trilema) ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: there's nothing wrong with a well-used airpot in theory, but it does require dumping the remains every ~10 minutes for a fresh pot. yes, this means that low-volume shops cannot serve good coffee from an airpot, but since when has that stopped anyone.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: anything airborne without a human on it.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;ls
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no shit, hanbot
(trilema) ben_vulpes: now that he's got the whole keyset he can properly duplicate and backdate stan's work
(trilema) ben_vulpes: boeck's going to show up with all of the keys and a backdated modulus or two now
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ;;later tell luke-jr trilema.com/2016/the-necessary-prerequisite-for-any-change-to-the-bitcoin-protocol/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-12#1466205 << who thought it was a good idea to a) send luke-jr on a diplomatic mission to tmsr b) with no formal ask
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'm certainly doing things dramatically differently next time.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you think i'm unaware?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (cue asciilifeform: "wat? gurl in programmering!?")
(trilema) ben_vulpes rolls eyes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: doesn't sound all bad
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "pairing"?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what precisely is the goal of having her hawk on you
(trilema) ben_vulpes: is she even producing useful input?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lol
(trilema) ben_vulpes: manager? intern?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: jesus why is someonne actually watching over your shoulder?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nobody can tell then
(trilema) ben_vulpes: gotta use the irc gateway for the corporate chat
(trilema) ben_vulpes: were they curious about your new adventures?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 'rather fuckable' pulled my right eyebrow clear up to my hairline
(trilema) ben_vulpes: has his wot, lives in its bubble.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: he is by my read "an old man"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: yeah i should try that again
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yup this chat app is eating > 4G of ram rn
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 'team'
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it fires up a new webkit foe every team
(trilema) ben_vulpes: /slack/ is miserable
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no no
(trilema) ben_vulpes: because you need 300mb of browser to edit text files
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: webkit 'editor'
(trilema) ben_vulpes: https://twitter.com/lzsthw/status/724416377704980484 << oh ffs why do people insist on buffers not ALWAYS REFLECTING THAT WHICH IS ON DISK?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the constant restarts!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: this is famous!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i don't actually know him
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mostly notable in my mind for not taking shit and dishing out solid cussings
(trilema) ben_vulpes: programmer/humorist isn't bad
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://web.archive.org/web/20080103072111/http://www.zedshaw.com/rants/rails_is_a_ghetto.html
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i think at this point $google only serves to demonstrate how pathetically useless google is.