ben_vulpes: only until the gate opens
ben_vulpes: at least the fleanode implementation.
ben_vulpes: (protip: it doesn't)
ben_vulpes: "you don't understand how irc works!!1"
ben_vulpes: wahahaha
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: relatedly, are you wearing +o in perpetuity now?
ben_vulpes: covertress: y'see the parallels to 'woes of altcoin' yet?
ben_vulpes: stabiloltorz
ben_vulpes: shinohai: groovy, good to hear
ben_vulpes: covertress: what did your dev team do to "resolve the problem"?
ben_vulpes: "POS with POW" << because we have no idea how any of this works, bolt the laser stabilizer to the side of your kalash to keep rando pakis from walking off with it"
ben_vulpes: is close angle really going to be jhvh1's command trigger?
ben_vulpes: > affected blockchains may consider merging POS with POW
ben_vulpes: keeping ethernet cables away from tiny fangs
ben_vulpes: holding, changing
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-28#1530625 << my theoretical aux dwelling unit is reserved for cute hippie chixx on baby duty
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-26#1530099 << epic butthurt
ben_vulpes: sail hatin'
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-27#1530222 << ahahahaha teh blasphemiez!
ben_vulpes: https://blog.lookout.com/blog/2016/08/25/trident-pegasus/ << 0dayz burned
ben_vulpes: reminds me of a conversation with the excavator operator the other day: "how'd you get your wife to let you buy a corvette?" "let?!"
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-24#1528522 << "with any luck the most we can hope for is that they're tolerable company. if one's halfway qualified to be sent to more school, i'll consider myself lucky. and if we're unlucky, well, there's always the beach and teaching surfing."
ben_vulpes: life, hard.
ben_vulpes: ah no i'm wrong on that one
ben_vulpes: i can think of one that's not, anyways, 'tis a joke.
ben_vulpes: memorize everone's faces to sketch later for handlers
ben_vulpes: instead of or different product from cardano?
ben_vulpes nods
ben_vulpes: one dongle per contact?
ben_vulpes is not looking forward to the glorious blood sports of curating otpwads
ben_vulpes: aye, ty
ben_vulpes: what btw was the name of that cheapo usb sampler you linked forever ago?
ben_vulpes: grand idea!
ben_vulpes: and if you missed the opportunity to batch it up in ars, it's probably worth the expense to do the rounds and collect 'em in person
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-23#1528042 << confirming that people have the keys the internet says they have in person is also appealing
ben_vulpes: it's an excellent opportunity to teach about the stealing being stolen.
ben_vulpes: it's tragic!
ben_vulpes: more tragically, do you know how many social media mommies think that 20 likes on instagram trump 3 girlfriends who'll come over and hold their kid while the smm sobs over a lost parent?
ben_vulpes installed cocoapods and friends, wants the day back
ben_vulpes: or video or whatever the variety speak is
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: good set?
ben_vulpes: f-faye raegan?
ben_vulpes: that redhead and dean!
ben_vulpes: nono pete_dushenski there really are no women out there worth wifing!
ben_vulpes: my popesculator says "no no, the blond comes *in* the cadillac"
ben_vulpes: kinda want one of those hilariously garish 2-door caddies in a matte pink
ben_vulpes: phf: i'd take one
ben_vulpes: nm
ben_vulpes: corallos's?
ben_vulpes is suffering from cloudfusion
ben_vulpes: cloudflare
ben_vulpes: er
ben_vulpes: cloudfront is somehow involved in the relay network?
ben_vulpes: ;;balance 1DskTjGvWh5KVbiqnb3vvRFyEmCen1UNzL
ben_vulpes: ;;balance 1DskTjGvWh5KVbiqnb3vvRFyEmCen1UNzL
ben_vulpes: ;;balance 1b1tco1ne34ter
ben_vulpes shrugs
ben_vulpes: http://bikeportland.org/2016/08/20/speeding-driver-kills-teenage-girl-who-was-crossing-se-hawthorne-189858
ben_vulpes: pardon?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: not redditola, there was a bikeportland.org link
ben_vulpes: or "can't piss off uae sponsors of us terrorism on global stage" angle
ben_vulpes: decent "us has no sovereignty, can't effect their own honor killings" angle
ben_vulpes: oh just in that some saudi is going to get spirited out of the country before getting lynched
ben_vulpes: IN THE OS INSTALL PROCESS
ben_vulpes: so i'm flattening and rebuilding this barely-used macbook pro, and frames of animated language names scrolling sideways on the "what language" screen are tearing
ben_vulpes: ah
ben_vulpes: the kapersky blog attempts to append to the pastebuffer with js anything copied from a page on "threatpost.com"
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2013-10-13#349821 << my how times have changed
ben_vulpes: pinoys in full effect.
ben_vulpes: http://www.vrlife.news/president-virtual-reality-unveils-plans-create-3-million-jobs-virtual-public-transport-ipo/ << unrelated low-dough lolz from #b-a. features an actor for president of vr, a 2.50 minimum wage, a stock market and oh man it's too good really
ben_vulpes: there are companies selling turnkey extraction systems even.
ben_vulpes: i haven't seen a vial prepared in any other way in over a year
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-19#1525437 << do you barbarians not have the supercritical co2 process out there?
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-19#1525034 << very belated, but i got hung up on the cost of time donated and the value produced
ben_vulpes: with asciilifeform's killfile
ben_vulpes: the fifth time
ben_vulpes: it's not really that painful
ben_vulpes: g-gentoo quest?
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: http://bikeportland.org/2016/08/20/speeding-driver-kills-teenage-girl-who-was-crossing-se-hawthorne-189858 << "weather"?
ben_vulpes: how does one have a steak with SAP anyways?
ben_vulpes: i wonder why anyone would give half a shit about an ex-conference organizer's...steak?
ben_vulpes: ohey archive won't eat the linkedin lulz
ben_vulpes: i thought that was the 'altman' thing, turns out it's the 'mcclure' thing
ben_vulpes: > 500 startups
ben_vulpes: (phf would likely add datomic to the list)
ben_vulpes: much like docker, mongo, realm
ben_vulpes: it is the *perfect* make-work machine.
ben_vulpes: "aaaaa now we're serving too much shit from disk, quickly, put cloudfront in so we're not charged egress fees"
ben_vulpes: "oh wait costs in db are escalating, quickly get in there and learn the arcane aws-specific optimizations!"
ben_vulpes: it's a fantastic little rpg!
ben_vulpes: sure
ben_vulpes: granted, phuctor ain't that.
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2015-08-24#1249839 << the other way of looking at this is that "if hosting costs are a serious/worrisome part of your bottom line as a web/mobile app operator either you fucked up and badly on provisioning, or you don't make enough money"
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-19#1524957 << there is a notion, pernicious to the small-time and novice operators, that virtualization providers save time in infrastructure management. it's very much a "i just want to" write the software attitude.
ben_vulpes: could possibly serve both archive, index and lookup.
ben_vulpes has https://www.gigablast.com/ on the experiments list once these godforsaken hippies get their act together and card me at the dc
ben_vulpes: phf: tbqh i was considering setting up a trilema style cookie l2 could get their hands on that would keep pastes around
ben_vulpes: hrm. can't find the canonical ox and flies link
ben_vulpes: "with myyyy finger! on youuuuur trigger!" (tm) (r) beatles
ben_vulpes: livejournal 4.9?
ben_vulpes: cartel!1!
ben_vulpes: one may kill a thing one owns.
ben_vulpes: one cannot use a commodity improperly.
ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: your "cool" and her "cool" have ~epsilon to do with each other
ben_vulpes: gross what is that
ben_vulpes: post birth control, girls do not say no to cool guys.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: can't stand cocks in his porn, danielpbarron can't stand his cock touching a cunt that might have had other cocks in it!
ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: is even more cock0phobic than asciilifeform !
ben_vulpes: what's all this about a bridge loan, znort987 ?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: oh pish and tosh. the only thing i threw out while banging on mp-wp was the comment time-sensitivity, and i even got around to fixing that.
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell gabriel_laddel i'm not keeping interns at the moment
ben_vulpes: news?
ben_vulpes: bitcoin?
ben_vulpes: now to muntz the theme.
ben_vulpes: great! neat mircea_popescu.
ben_vulpes: aaand it works.
ben_vulpes: ah no, staleness checks still failing for some reason.
ben_vulpes: oh no that was davout
ben_vulpes: no, i put the staleness back in
ben_vulpes: also *zero* clue of what to do to avoid dushensking the instance
ben_vulpes: maybe? vaguely concerned that the thing is subtly broken in other ways not immediately apparent.
ben_vulpes: by jove
ben_vulpes: 3) i excised a tril_ from wp-comments.php, replacing it with my db prefix
ben_vulpes: 2) i added the suffix generation routine to the template page, and appended the suffix to the relevant form names.
ben_vulpes: that fixed the comment processor complaining about stale pages or whatever
ben_vulpes: 1) i commented out the line in wp-comments that checks for the delta between now and the comment time being greater than or less than two magic numbers.
ben_vulpes: SIR
ben_vulpes: i am stone cold sober
ben_vulpes: bad error message lol
ben_vulpes: and specifically, commented out the line starting with if (((time ...
ben_vulpes: er, "comment_check"
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i pulled out the "comment_checks"
ben_vulpes: pump the brakes there turbo
ben_vulpes: hang on
ben_vulpes: but i wanted it to work!
ben_vulpes: i r phpbro nao
ben_vulpes: phf, shinohai, trinque, asciilifeform, mircea_popescu: i elected to nuke the "stale comments" thing, i'd be much obliged if any of y'all have a patch for that. in exchange i've got a patch on wp-comments.php for the suffix trick, not that it's hard or anything
ben_vulpes: endless lolz
ben_vulpes: not to mention that the left cooked the diebold narrative to begin with.
ben_vulpes: and if anyone could exclude diebold and friends from the party it'd be him
ben_vulpes: he could hose so much just by demanding ballots with signatures.
ben_vulpes: oh man if he can throw the vote tracking systems into chaos...
ben_vulpes: used but notbad
ben_vulpes: yeah super shiny
ben_vulpes: shiny, where?
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-06#1497659 << what all does this admin hardening entail?
ben_vulpes: nor are these "daily drivers", being nearly antiques already
ben_vulpes: mnno, these are not for repair, but for migration to as the oldest give out
ben_vulpes: or a close generation.
ben_vulpes: i think i have one sitting in the "library of machines to cannibalize when the future demands"
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: classic!
ben_vulpes: is anyone doing the "buy bitfinex coins at a ridoinculous discount" thing yet?
ben_vulpes: phf: "great"
ben_vulpes: heh yeah my dad has some great stories about following the dead around
ben_vulpes: bit of a stretch to say that ideal man was moving pots in the aughts
ben_vulpes: now, the rollup and consolidation of pot retail operations on the other hand, is going to be a fun project.
ben_vulpes: hasn't been an interesting hustle for over half a decade now.
ben_vulpes: this is...news?
ben_vulpes: so all the 'omg drugs' propaganda produced ~0 actual effect on the mans professional career
ben_vulpes: oh lol phelps is swimming in rio?
ben_vulpes: pretty sad
ben_vulpes: mind you i grew up in the land of pressed shitboard, and so the wrecked stone glory of ars is v. appealing
ben_vulpes: lol is that the first mircea_popescu imglink with no actual nudity?!
ben_vulpes: that a lovely building may be bought and the savages beaten out of it like dust from a rug
ben_vulpes: this fwiw is the appeal to me of ars, deflated though it may be through many a trilema
ben_vulpes: > thoroughly dekualkized
ben_vulpes: > chesus
ben_vulpes: but in light of lease-breaking fees and firing of everyone and general existential crises am going to go dip my butt in the river with child and babe.
ben_vulpes: i would be entirely fine with an ip addr
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell gabriel_laddel folx appreciated the lolz
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: hosts file can't possibly be more intimate than a gpg keyring
ben_vulpes: perhaps just give them an ip addr?
ben_vulpes: this presents the thorny problem of noobs not having the foggiest where ben_vulpes/r/<a_vastly_shorter_id> is actually located on the net
ben_vulpes: i have no interest in perpetuating the global hash table as controlled by nato
ben_vulpes: i quite rather would like to take my extant domains donw
ben_vulpes: well i was sitting in the sun but i have to drive-by-comment now
ben_vulpes: subject of "police" and "sergeant"s
ben_vulpes saw tactical suspenders on his ride in the other day
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: heinous org export
ben_vulpes: but have a mountain of shit to move, and it's not like it's a blocker in any regard
ben_vulpes: anyways, i am *still* looking for the comment-fixin patch
ben_vulpes: "no formats, no format wars!"
ben_vulpes: http://archive.is/9uTWt << dig the sweet aqua ui widgetry
ben_vulpes: part a is trivial, and works, but oh man part b
ben_vulpes: so here's a dumblarious notion: move all the old html into the webserver root to preserve links, and then make a dummy post for each page that redirects to the correct flat html file
ben_vulpes: mk
ben_vulpes: hm so would it be possible to keep the year/month/ for most post titles but override it on a per-post basis
ben_vulpes: danke
ben_vulpes: sweet
ben_vulpes: cool permalink shows up in source but not on the page
ben_vulpes: you know, in case one might want to preserve previous urls
ben_vulpes: blog/<slug>
ben_vulpes: eeeeeentirely unrelatedly, mircea_popescu is there a way to set post slugs in mp-wp?
ben_vulpes: what praytell is she
ben_vulpes: "you got raped. does it make a difference that you were dressed in your leila costume?"?
ben_vulpes: what same, few girls conniseurs of the act.
ben_vulpes: yeah but homegirl /just got raped/
ben_vulpes: by mircea_popescu's claim
ben_vulpes: maybe the latter is more likely to actually get knifed at the end?
ben_vulpes: that's kind of where i'm stuck too
ben_vulpes: hm.
ben_vulpes: leila's rape being the ip infringement?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: there is still 2 or three years of these wunkderkids for the mpaa to chew through before cockboxmaster or ($seen) Framedragger get their butts off the couch and make a wot-blessed tracker
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: just the geniuses who accepted payment via natobank
ben_vulpes: no more slutty mcsluttersons then because they're all being coy while seeking fame prancing around as fiction characters?
ben_vulpes: hm
ben_vulpes: what, samantha fox enforced her ip 'rights' and the other girls didn't?
ben_vulpes: what /did/ happen.
ben_vulpes: huh
ben_vulpes: point taken
ben_vulpes: i lack the context to understand the link
ben_vulpes: well, "web"
ben_vulpes: ergo no fandom
ben_vulpes: dude there was no internet
ben_vulpes: that's so far removed from sensible contextualization to be a worthless question
ben_vulpes: in context of fiat enforcement regime or wot?
ben_vulpes: anyways notion of IP outside of wot and outside of "i will negrate you if you rip me off" is fundamentally broken.
ben_vulpes: bwahaha teh naivte really asciilifeform ?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: just like scamzoring!
ben_vulpes: phf: i will kick your bot over while you're at the burn if nobody else has/will step forward
ben_vulpes: must be horrendously out of the time.
ben_vulpes did not realize that griftering was a noble calling these days!
ben_vulpes: actual bribery?
ben_vulpes: > grafting
ben_vulpes: coopertittin
ben_vulpes: eminem!
ben_vulpes: shinohai: do *you* have comments working?
ben_vulpes: predicted in the ksr books
ben_vulpes: how do mistress and wife mitigate each others management costs? is this one of those "well you put them in the same room and they just start eating each other out" things?
ben_vulpes: and it's hysterical that i should say "these kids" because wtf i'm younger than many of the worst specimens i've met
ben_vulpes: yeah nuts these kids
ben_vulpes: lol ofc it was in the logs
ben_vulpes: whoa that last tidbit sounds insanely familiar
ben_vulpes: "take more than a week of your PTO and they FIRE THE WHOLE DEPARTMENT!"
ben_vulpes: ideally you want to hang on to 2 or 3 of the meekest so they can tell the story to the next round of draftees
ben_vulpes: phf: fired whole department? well done
ben_vulpes: > I'll stay because i'm full of unearned confidence!
ben_vulpes: so painfully true
ben_vulpes: oh god
ben_vulpes: > because i have no shame or self-awareness!
ben_vulpes: phf: yeah, p. sick of services biz.
ben_vulpes: eh, not really * monkey. more paratroopers to parachute into whatever and take arbitrary pillboxen.
ben_vulpes: "unemployment"
ben_vulpes: everyone is union labor in usa
ben_vulpes: had to find convenient excuses first!
ben_vulpes: well, not entirely serious pete_dushenski
ben_vulpes: fired everyone in a fit of pique after the pokelolz