(trilema) nubbins`: strangely, he passed this one by: http://imgur.com/5v5jUqI
(trilema) nubbins`: about halfway down the page there are some pretty funny pictures of me
(trilema) nubbins` shrugs
(trilema) nubbins`: my sides
(trilema) nubbins`: scroll down to where people start making connections between TECSHARE and WoodCollector via domain whois
(trilema) nubbins`: this is one of the only ones still unlocked
(trilema) nubbins`: heh ya
(trilema) nubbins`: ouroboroustalk.org
(trilema) nubbins`: the forum is eating itself
(trilema) nubbins`: although you guys do miss out on a lot of witticisms
(trilema) nubbins`: i disconnect often enough that authing isn't really a priority
(trilema) nubbins`: o hi
(trilema) nubbins`: 5/5 would help design packaging for
(trilema) nubbins`: fun
(trilema) nubbins`: probably a coincidence
(trilema) nubbins`: oddly, i haven't received any more PMs since casually mentioning WC's actual job in a post
(trilema) nubbins`: with the proper mesh count anything is possible
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu i silkscreened cranberry sauce onto thin slices of it
(trilema) nubbins`: hilariously, you are literally either in the ocean or a vast, uninhabited wilderness reserve if you are 80km from me
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: and he says "maybe i'll see you at <event i'm attending on facebook> tomorrow at 8pm... i'm only 80km away"
(trilema) nubbins`: and he got the phone number wrong ;/
(trilema) nubbins`: my home address was already public on the forum
(trilema) nubbins`: well anyway.
(trilema) nubbins`: o i get it
(trilema) nubbins`: rn=real name?
(trilema) nubbins`: wat
(trilema) nubbins`: couple pix from my fb
(trilema) nubbins`: sends me this serious PM with some google streetview of my neighbourhood and my name+address
(trilema) nubbins`: lel x5, one of woodcollector's alts "doxxed" me
(trilema) nubbins`: "Professional carpenters never, ever, EVER smoke in the shop. It's an incredible fire hazard as well as a personal danger since stimulants can increase the risk of slippage on a power tool. My father was an avid chain smoker and would never allow tobacco in his work area."
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, my dad makes pen blanks, he'd love it
(trilema) nubbins`: space is at a premium here 8)
(trilema) nubbins`: i purge as often as i binge
(trilema) nubbins`: A++++ would hang on wall
(trilema) nubbins`: i probably would actually pay upwards of $100 for that piece, as-is.
(trilema) nubbins`: incidentally his actual profession is "treatment plant operator" but w/e
(trilema) nubbins`: there's screen grabs somewhere
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: he's actually kind of an older guy hey?
(trilema) nubbins`: i lel'd
(trilema) nubbins`: it was a real roller coaster
(trilema) nubbins`: then an unrelated scuffle on the bridge led to a man being thrown off, landing on me and killing me
(trilema) nubbins`: an hero wasn't me, a bunch of ears of corn broke my fall
(trilema) nubbins`: completely by accident, no way to remove it. we deemed it fitting and didn't re-shoot.
(trilema) nubbins`: CONTRAGULATIONS in glorious chunky white vhs-c lettering superimposed on the bottom
(trilema) nubbins`: frame changes to view from bottom of bridge
(trilema) nubbins`: reminds me of the time i filmed my death & had it played for my school lit class while i took the final week off
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: show me an early advocate without a severe sexual disorder
(trilema) nubbins`: who is burtw
(trilema) nubbins`: what manner is that
(trilema) nubbins`: the book indeed
(trilema) nubbins`: cough
(trilema) nubbins`: takes one piano sound and makes an entire sequence with it
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ this is the creator messing with it
(trilema) nubbins`: even headphones
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: and will literally hit brown notes if connected to a proper sound system
(trilema) nubbins`: it's actually surprisingly fun.
(trilema) nubbins`: so, e.g. arrange your patterns beforehand and send em over
(trilema) nubbins`: you can also transfer sequence information via this same method
(trilema) nubbins`: which is an 1/8" audio jack
(trilema) nubbins`: which you play in through the clock sync port
(trilema) nubbins`: modulates it into modem-y sounds
(trilema) nubbins`: it's v inexpensive
(trilema) nubbins`: no line in
(trilema) nubbins`: except they were kind enough to release an SDK, written in C, on github ;o
(trilema) nubbins`: you have to use an iphone app to load new samples onto it
(trilema) nubbins`: so i have this korg sample sequencer, and it comes with 100 built-in sounds
(trilema) nubbins`: that sure is an image
(trilema) nubbins`: i regret trying to help
(trilema) nubbins`: you could piss in this man's face and tell him his lips are dry, he'd reach for the balm
(trilema) nubbins`: i officially stop
(trilema) nubbins`: or just copying random words and pasting them into sentences
(trilema) nubbins`: like... dude, are you even having the same conversation as us?
(trilema) nubbins`: "OK, so he didn't use a laser"
(trilema) nubbins`: see quoted text for context
(trilema) nubbins`: bitspill wins
(trilema) nubbins`: really 2gb?
(trilema) nubbins`: cazalla no
(trilema) nubbins`: or smth
(trilema) nubbins`: AlexWkz try putting your nickserv password into your network settings
(trilema) nubbins`: once it's in, you sit down quite rapidly
(trilema) nubbins`: generally only once.
(trilema) nubbins`: ...so i've heard
(trilema) nubbins`: powerful, but so is finally fitting a medicine ball in your asshole
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah
(trilema) nubbins`: there
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;google regular-expressions.info
(trilema) nubbins`: wait that's not right
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ quicker than putting chrome into focus
(trilema) nubbins`: ;;google regex.info
(trilema) nubbins`: and "i" or else it doesn't make sense
(trilema) nubbins`: actually, remove "suspect" and "kinda"
(trilema) nubbins`: i suspect smoothie from the forums is kinda stupid
(trilema) nubbins`: the start was v suspenseful
(trilema) nubbins`: yeah heh
(trilema) nubbins`: much more so than, say, oil
(trilema) nubbins`: i guess it brings out the grain
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: did you get to the part where he sprays water on the wood?
(trilema) nubbins`: "o, wait, hand mumble mumble"
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm all "why didn't he laser the entire background if he's gonna do this?"
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: but that would definitely qualify as "getting out of hand"
(trilema) nubbins`: and create my own video of me dremelling it
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm tempted to go get the design laser etched onto a piece myself
(trilema) nubbins`: the whole thing is actually etched before the camera is turned on
(trilema) nubbins`: punkman fullscreen that shit
(trilema) nubbins`: maybe the man is mentally ill
(trilema) nubbins`: like...
(trilema) nubbins`: then the guy just runs his dremel around the already-engraved letter
(trilema) nubbins`: punkman i'm not sure why nobody is mentioning that the design is already laser etched into the fuckin piece when the video starts
(trilema) nubbins`: i'd recommend someone else watch it and give you a summary
(trilema) nubbins`: pretty rough watch
(trilema) nubbins`: he actually posted the video hey
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: y'know, like you do with wood
(trilema) nubbins`: sprays water on it at one point
(trilema) nubbins`: then he fucks with it with his dremel w/ the sandpaper attachment (??)
(trilema) nubbins`: big reveal at the start: lasered art in wood
(trilema) nubbins`: fluffypony i lel'd heartily at the video
(trilema) nubbins`: a bowl of cereal
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: found it
(trilema) nubbins`: give it a few decades
(trilema) nubbins`: it's amerikkka, old news, nobody cares yet
(trilema) nubbins`: thestringpuller scroll up
(trilema) nubbins`: just more clipart :)
(trilema) nubbins`: illustrator
(trilema) nubbins`: nah
(trilema) nubbins`: i lel'd
(trilema) nubbins`: big vector hand w/ middle finger raised, and NUBBINS in times new roman caps underneath
(trilema) nubbins`: he actually posted an image of his "fuck you nubbins" coin
(trilema) nubbins`: i actually am sorry the forum crashed
(trilema) nubbins`: in the absence of flesh, a whetstone. in the absence of whet, granite.
(trilema) nubbins`: heh.
(trilema) nubbins`: funny cos that WC guy definitely spent 100% of the last couple days panicking and dealing w/ this
(trilema) nubbins`: lotta paper prints these days, and paper air-dries 8)
(trilema) nubbins`: i'm in a position where this sort of thing doesn't really hinder my productivity
(trilema) nubbins` nods slowly
(trilema) nubbins`: can't say that pr's personal responsibility post wasn't clattering around the back of my mind while i was making rube jerky
(trilema) nubbins`: anyway, rang true up until that point
(trilema) nubbins`: so africa is a metaphor?
(trilema) nubbins`: "nigger" is a libertard word? o.o
(trilema) nubbins` shrugs
(trilema) nubbins`: 7/10 would not link to
(trilema) nubbins`: mircea_popescu tbh your post went a bit off the rails when you started ranting about niggers, but otherwise reasonably well put together
(trilema) nubbins`: decimation texass
(trilema) nubbins`: "got beat up, $5k of bling stolen"
(trilema) nubbins`: at least tuck it into your fuckin shirt.
(trilema) nubbins`: fool for wearing hw wallet around neck
(trilema) nubbins`: yep
(trilema) nubbins`: "what if you were robbed at gunpoint? oh wait it already happened"
(trilema) nubbins`: ACAB
(trilema) nubbins`: how many tards are reading that and saying "sucks he lost his tresor!!!!" instead of "what the fuck, the cops siezed a voice recorder?!"
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2tixaa/got_pulled_over_and_my_trezor_was_confiscated/
(trilema) nubbins`: how do i still have so many o.O
(trilema) nubbins`: okay, whoa
(trilema) nubbins`: where's my spreadsheet!
(trilema) nubbins`: i can't even keep track of what casascius coins i have right now
(trilema) nubbins`: oh, keep your yellow-dust masks too, you'll wanna count those
(trilema) nubbins`: live in seoul for a year, count the number of snot rags you turn black, and tell me we can keep doing this forever
(trilema) nubbins`: fuck off
(trilema) nubbins`: mp you know the logical conclusion to come of this is that i am somehow you, yes?
(trilema) nubbins`: previously interested parties wander away
(trilema) nubbins`: all threads locked
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ and so the saga ends
(trilema) nubbins`: oops wrong one
(trilema) nubbins`: HEH yep
(trilema) nubbins` chuckles
(trilema) nubbins`: funny thing is, he was trying to solve this problem specifically for Blazedout419's $14,000 piece
(trilema) nubbins`: heh
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ for lulz
(trilema) nubbins`: word holes too
(trilema) nubbins` places open mouth at bottom of slope
(trilema) nubbins`: "my drink is on its way to me"
(trilema) nubbins`: and this is my first language ;/
(trilema) nubbins`: i see
(trilema) nubbins`: o o o
(trilema) nubbins`: ^ shag carpet
(trilema) nubbins`: pet in car = carpet
(trilema) nubbins`: my cat is a carpet when she is on the way to the vet
(trilema) nubbins`: kakobrekla let's see the diffs :D
(trilema) nubbins`: !up mats
(trilema) nubbins`: real = .foundation
(trilema) nubbins`: that's what i meant
(trilema) nubbins`: HEH
(trilema) nubbins`: your handy pocket node is already there
(trilema) nubbins`: then eventually when the real bitcoin core fixes the current memory leaks
(trilema) nubbins`: fuck, kill and restart bitcoind on a timer
(trilema) nubbins`: so it runs out once an hour? unplug it
(trilema) nubbins`: so maybe not design the device around the memory leak
(trilema) nubbins`: the inexorable consumption thereof is the issue
(trilema) nubbins`: the amount of ram isn't really the issue
(trilema) nubbins`: well i mean
(trilema) nubbins`: heheh
(trilema) nubbins`: brb
(trilema) nubbins`: package and market it right, you could make a tidy sum
(trilema) nubbins`: i'd front some $$ to get it going as well
(trilema) nubbins`: walmart will be sellin em this time next year
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform: beaglebone black w/ custom-made btc-branded case, preloaded w/ software and ready to go. Slap it in a plastic clamshell, "babby's first bitcoin node"
(trilema) nubbins`: sluggish is okay, as long as it works
(trilema) nubbins`: straight-up, there's an opportunity to make money selling plug-n-play nodes
(trilema) nubbins`: hm, i may try this
(trilema) nubbins`: http://blog.timmattison.com/archives/2014/01/02/compiling-bitcoind-on-the-beaglebone-black/
(trilema) nubbins`: beagle...bone?
(trilema) nubbins`: or w/e they're called
(trilema) nubbins`: how about a beaglebox
(trilema) nubbins`: asciilifeform even the "B+" version?
(trilema) nubbins`: mp they're freely available these days
(trilema) nubbins`: two raspberry pis for the cost of a $100 router :P
(trilema) nubbins`: -woodcollector
(trilema) nubbins`: "The battery just died in my camera, so i am taking a quick break"
(trilema) nubbins`: lelelel
(trilema) nubbins`: my dslr will take a minimum of 20 minutes of video at a time
(trilema) nubbins`: "I dont have a youtube account. Well, didnt have a youtube account. With new accounts you can only upload 10 minute videos i just found out. My DSLR camcorder records 20 minutes of video at a time."
(trilema) nubbins`: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2t96w0/anybody_know_why_bitcointalk_is_down/cnxefyn
(trilema) nubbins`: tell him no sweat if all the nubbins rep threads don't get restored ;D
(trilema) nubbins`: someone with a twatter account ask thermos to manually restore the woodcollector scamzor thread
(trilema) nubbins`: semi-automatic
(trilema) nubbins`: heheh
(trilema) nubbins`: wts silkscreened butterfly labs dildos