(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: aaaaa you eschew the /page/n thingy
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-01-15#1603082 aye, thank you, got it.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: "other altcorn(s) tested"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i suppose i could conditionally switch on the url, but i prefer the scalpel or well-chosen wrench to the sledgehammer.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: what's the mp-wp blessed method for a custom root page? i've tried writing a front-page.php (which mp-wp didn't eat, suggesting that front-page.php was a post 2.7 introduction? their documentation doesn't do time travel, so the archaeology is tough); and twiddling home.php (but i can't get home.php to behave conditionally depending on whether it's the site root)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the depths of my hatred for ego markup consumer goods, their purchasers and advertisers simply cannot be plumbed
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what the hell is wrong with people
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dog a benz /minivan/?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh fuq i would not like to undertake that project
(trilema) ben_vulpes: candi heap expanded
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in america, non-blacks are "racists"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: said it before, i'll say it again
(trilema) ben_vulpes: jigga for prez
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thanks, yo
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'll take a copy of 0.8.2 as well, why not.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well, i'm the one interested.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: tight
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you don't say?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "Anyway, the experiment more or less failed. I began to suspect the reasons behind JSP's ugly appearance had less to do with Java than with the crazy idea of mushing two unrelated languages and syntaxes together."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh gross
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: show me the html file with common lisp in it
(trilema) ben_vulpes: so is 'echo' really how you get values from php to html?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mhm
(trilema) ben_vulpes: aye, there were macos bins.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i appreciate the concern. nobody in my wot's operating under the delusion that modernly available bitcoin clients will move their coins safely.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "ohey look, the dipshits took down the legacy bins." "...oh. that's not good."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: man has to understand what he's dealing with.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: normie cucks gotta normie cuck, you know?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: wasn't in the mood for trbquest on civvy machine
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: well, 'need'. went looking.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: stripped from web.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: completely gone.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i went a-hunting for an 0.8.6 binary for a friend recently
(trilema) ben_vulpes: CoC has been a warning flag forever
(trilema) ben_vulpes: star wars arcana
(trilema) ben_vulpes: wyrdmantis: that's three reconnects today, stoppit
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you only need a phf to teach noobs if the noob is you
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the fun parts were fun, i learned rather a lot, i have a deeper hate of irc than i did a week ago...
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pls no more fuzzing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !(princ "done")
(trilema) ben_vulpes: if we wanted to be cute it could be ,(
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !( , yes?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hehk
(trilema) ben_vulpes: can't the lords be trusted to shut her up when they're done playing?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: foo(+ 1)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: if you want a default that'll persist over reboots so she does at least something, i can jam that in there
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!up candi_lustt
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: it needs to be fed your brain
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you're telling me
(trilema) ben_vulpes: anyone with eval permissions could register the nick, so may as well do it yourself.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: your call really
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (+ 1 1)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!up candi_lustt
(trilema) ben_vulpes: standby 2
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2017/my-three-days-of-ai/#identifier_10_71072 << busted
(trilema) ben_vulpes: so i guess in five minutes or so i'll restart her when freenode wakes up to the dead socket?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > exciting
(trilema) ben_vulpes: aok
(trilema) ben_vulpes: heap exhausted game over
(trilema) ben_vulpes: deeeeebugger
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (mpbot:paste "butts")
(trilema) ben_vulpes: also http://trilema.com/2017/my-three-days-of-ai/#selection-3947.0-4087.77 would be worth preserving whitespace in to make the point
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: many of your parens escapes did not work in ai post
(trilema) ben_vulpes: betta
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (mpbot:paste "butts")
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: you have a key for her?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (mpbot::paste "butts")
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (mpbot:paste "butts")
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (paste "butts")
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (+ 1 1)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: candi_lustt http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/yXCkU/?raw=true eat
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (say "hi")
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (+ 1 1)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: cool
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!up candi_lustt
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: you have a key for her?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: https://igoradamenko.github.io/awsm.css/elements.html "div isn't styled because it doesn't have semantic value" << i like this attitude
(trilema) ben_vulpes: haha
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ya fuck 'em, get in the wot
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but wtf who isn't 2 jumps away from a dentist
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but close
(trilema) ben_vulpes: father in law
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "friends with benefits" ifyaknowhaddayemean
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well no that is bullshit
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "thirty minutes and ten years"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: i am on my own perversely enjoyable swim through the filth atm
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lol detachable numpad wtf monstrosity have you unearthed pete_dushenski
(trilema) ben_vulpes: featuring ethnic models in gender-bending haircuts!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: heh and a case could be made for bill's dong making an appearnace as well
(trilema) ben_vulpes: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ciagov/9779277632/ << a baby hillary!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i am now more completely aware of the question's stupidity, thank you all.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: count(first)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: eh, if i'd done it against a table with two rows it'd have made sense immediately.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the really funny thing is that i ran a similar query against a table with one row
(trilema) ben_vulpes: Framedragger: why did count(1) not return 1?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i am going to raise my hand and ask a stupid question
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "a database for when persistence means turning fsync on"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: Framedragger: are you sure you shouldn't be using olegdb?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: fuck that guy, he left the only usable visual git client for os x to rot without releasing the source.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: olegdb!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: Framedragger: does it run on oleg?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: here
(trilema) ben_vulpes: why
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and can only ask myself
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i regard this vast wasteland of unclaimed irc channels
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !#s testing production
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: neat idea
(trilema) ben_vulpes: whaack: TIGHT
(trilema) ben_vulpes: whaack: is this a trb node?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: solid chuckles
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (well i meant woman unattended with child for hours on end)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: who is the monoagent in webtech? i see a zillion "dev", "companies" etc
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah or why every day i come home there's some gorgeous new socialist propaganda to scour off the walls
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-01-09#1599758 << i have trouble reconciling the obvious correctness of this statement with the ballooning of complexity in eg webtech
(trilema) ben_vulpes: aha
(trilema) ben_vulpes: more of an open ended research project than "production blockchain api replacement"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in other usg scientism: https://www.elgaronline.com/view/journals/roke/5-1/roke.2017.01.08.xml
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: 'figthing machines'
(trilema) ben_vulpes: for what it's worth, when i spot check it against other "block explorers" it's seen blocks before them.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: ah, yeah. less than useful i suppose then if it's mostly an indicator of node state.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: there is some lag between when it learns about a block and when it reports it to irc, as it dumps and parses blocks, but it reports the logged timestamp accurately to the best of my knowledge.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: into its logs.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no i kid, it's the time at which the node shits ProcessBlock: ACCEPTED
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: blockchain dot com, ofc
(trilema) ben_vulpes: per asciilifeform's request, mimisbrunnr now reports time between blocks: http://logs.bvulpes.com/chainstate?d=2017-1-12#355
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i remember all wine events
(trilema) ben_vulpes: waiwut i don't remember this wine event
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://www.bikesdirect.com/ << i preemptively dub this best ecomm landing page experience of 2017
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://logs.bvulpes.com/chainstate?d=2017-1-11#699 << logger fixd, preserves whitespace to better display phf's glorious hackery
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://logs.bvulpes.com/chainstate?d=2017-1-11#749 << i'm going to have to start laying down timestamps in my logthing to highlight this shit but ftr: 07:42:12, 07:43:34, 07:43:38
(trilema) ben_vulpes: shit it's like nearly three your time
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sayeth the white jew from canada
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-01-11#1601355 << ty, i like it as well
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: urban dictionary? wigga central?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: perseveres
(trilema) ben_vulpes: perhaps that is why bitstamp perserveres
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i had nfi what joy could be had watching people play with a toy you made out of two tin cans and a string
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: you gotta see the molestation ongoing in #chainstate
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: you could even write that yourself
(trilema) ben_vulpes: freenode kicked the thing for flood, didn't change anything about image state
(trilema) ben_vulpes: phf: aye, that function's still hanging around
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: surely you don't mean have its own key?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: fireworks will continue in #chainstate
(trilema) ben_vulpes: standby
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what did you boys /do/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oregon heyo
(trilema) ben_vulpes: blammo
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you know asciilifeform i thought i'd grown out of it until aquentson showed up
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but i suspect you are.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: does not mean they were not epic
(trilema) ben_vulpes: hey just because i never trumpeted my viragh logs
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah well some days i just feel like fucking with one part of the edifice instead of the whole thing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: "you're not a real progressive unless you support legalizing sex work"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: something tells me the only black guy left canada a long time ago
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: it's "homes" from "homie" and that from "homeboy" not "holmes" from "sherlock holmes"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sussman was a fraud
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ai is impossible and bugs are invariant
(trilema) ben_vulpes: aquentson: the notion that someone writing for cointelgraph is a king is absurd on its face
(trilema) ben_vulpes: imagine all the rubbish history books i can't be arsed to read
(trilema) ben_vulpes: logs may be found at http://logs.bvulpes.com/chainstate
(trilema) ben_vulpes: aye, too noisy by far.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: give it a try!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that was a weak distraction from this java.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i demand a refund
(trilema) ben_vulpes: interviews performed on casting couch!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: Andrew Quentson, the Probing Reporter
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: he's a probing reporter!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "im not here for retarded lectures" << candidate for top self-crit of 2017
(trilema) ben_vulpes: takes a long time, what.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it is quickest, what.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: aquentson: the quickest way to get a handle on the various philosophies floating around is to read at least a year's worth of http://btcbase.org/log
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well quickest way possible isn't going to get you anywhere.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it's got a long history of teaching philosophy.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: are you familiar with the socratic method?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and i'm not here for retarded questions.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: so you want to ask a cell what the human thinks?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: there is no "you guys". individuals exist.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: to use your line, let's backtrack.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: rigorous discussion is tough, it's nothing personal.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no, "belief" in "the free market" is wildly unspecific.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: moreover, anyone can go mine blocks over 1mb at their own discretion.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that is not necessarily the same as "the free market".
(trilema) ben_vulpes: perfect, virginal, unsullied?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the one true free market?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 'the free market'?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "scalability" is shorthand for "make bitcon == visa", with all of the chargebacks and fiat braindamage that entails.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it's also an inflationary move.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: increasing the block size breaks the schelling point.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!up aquentson
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh wait until you get to the pedofunnel
(trilema) ben_vulpes: so no
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: mine runs in very strict ascii mode
(trilema) ben_vulpes: someone finally makes the obvious defense
(trilema) ben_vulpes: âThere was no evidence of how the contraband got onto Dr. Rettenmaierâs hard drive,â Riddet wrote, âand it could have gotten there before he possessed the computer or against his will.â
(trilema) ben_vulpes: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/if-a-best-buy-technician-is-a-paid-fbi-informant-are-his-computer-searches-legal/2017/01/09/f56028b4-d442-11e6-9cb0-54ab630851e8_story.html << and i thought i was a urlcriminal
(trilema) ben_vulpes: https://techcrunch.com/2017/01/10/consumer-reports-turned-off-safari-cache-for-their-macbook-pro-battery-tests/ << computers are for browsing the web!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/ytYSP/?raw=true << misc details
(trilema) ben_vulpes: definitely operating at the edge of my knowledge here what with running code from the web; a fair amount inside is a little shaky/shabby; and i have nfi what exciting attack vectors the system may present
(trilema) ben_vulpes: here, better link: http://logs.bvulpes.com/chainstate?d=2017-1-10#55
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: aight here's what i have so far
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh choice
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i never knew you were such a great physical comic! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R8E3O4fvmU
(trilema) ben_vulpes: while we're on the topic, guess how i hunt for leaks in the corvette's vacuum system
(trilema) ben_vulpes: now mind you, runaway diesels are fucking metal
(trilema) ben_vulpes: a runaway diesel would have been better than what i saw.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: completely.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ah and apparently the sunroof was from viva la bam
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ever watch the shows?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: gallardo, scuse me.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: NOW THAT'S USING A BUDGET TO GOOD EFFECT
(trilema) ben_vulpes: remember when the jackass boys sawed a sun roof into a murcielago or whatever?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: the truly sad thing about the show is that they have the budget to hoon in style but choose instead retarded fucking tricks
(trilema) ben_vulpes: wasted the lavish budget they squeezed out of uncle jeff on such fucking retarded hijinks in e2 i could not continue
(trilema) ben_vulpes: too much talking, not enough hooning about.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i have a different take
(trilema) ben_vulpes: also features omar from the wire playing a cop.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: utterly. fucking. hysterical. mostly because it's not ever clear how funny the script is on purpose and how funny on accident.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: r kelly's trapped in the closet on the other hand, i watched over twenty episodes of.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the tedium of episode 2 was enough for me.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nope.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: let the cargo culting begin
(trilema) ben_vulpes: fuckin legal
(trilema) ben_vulpes: look at him talk with them, same thing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: that's just how he holds his hands!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "...and the wisdom to know the difference"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: you know i think my girl finally wrapped her head around that particular fabrication challenge in 2016
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: 'internal combusion engine'
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but the memory fabricator insists it was derived from ice-likes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i did say gc'd
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 'twasn't a rocket. did i say rocket?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: did not realize that greybeard meant "master of arcana", was using it to mean "wizards of great power"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i suppose that i mean "men who have built their own shops out of forth"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: and?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: so, gc'd
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sounded complex and unlikely to find a home between traditional turbine and rel-style multimodal rockets
(trilema) ben_vulpes: laser ignition of exotic fuel bits
(trilema) ben_vulpes: fwiw, intel holds that several 'important' (i cannot evaluate that) forth greybeards have been distracted by very strange flugencraft
(trilema) ben_vulpes: too old
(trilema) ben_vulpes: you've even said that chip speed is trumped by coherent semantics to the bedrock.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well i read it as "forth chip by chuck moore" and that's more appealing than anything else i've seen.
(trilema) ben_vulpes currently reading http://www.greenarraychips.com/home/documents/greg/AN007-141112-10BASET.pdf
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and in other NICs: "A software-defined full duplex 10baseT Network Interface Controller is implemented as a team of nodes controlling transmit and receive signal pins directly. The signals are conditioned by minimal electrical interface circuitry. External transmit timing is used. The team is designed to function as a memory-mapped device but may be stripped down for direct use by other node teams."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: half the time i bounce through cliki i end up in a loop of this pointing to that pointing to some Person page pointing back to the totally uninformative original page