thestringpuller: he not here
    
    
    
    assbot: Preet Bharara: Keep Politics Out of Ulbricht Defense | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1AW9SeN )
    
    asciilifeform: carpal tunnel brick << in russian work camps, inmates found many creative ways to self-mutilate in effort to avoid work
    
    asciilifeform: (piece of dynamite in boot, in glove; etc)
    
    asciilifeform: that was how i read this thread at first glance.
    
    TheNewDeal: ;;bc,stats
    
    gribble: Current Blocks: 335321 | Current Difficulty: 3.945767130713873E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 336671 | Next Difficulty In: 1350 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 19 hours, 11 minutes, and 59 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 36188326324.6 | Estimated Percent Change: -8.2857
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 4167 @ 0.0012 = 5.0004 BTC
    
    fluffypony: incredible photo of a cop beating a black man in New York: http://i.imgur.com/H3NPEbi.jpg
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1wUzvgG )
    
    cazalla: fluffypony, looks like black man has cops queen so no, it's a black man beating a cop
    
    fluffypony: hah hah
    
    cazalla: pretty racist to suggest black man is losing simply because black
    
    fluffypony: cop sacrificed his queen to put his opponent in a vulnerable positio
    
    cazalla: black man has 14 pieces left, i think not
    
    cazalla: really needs to be renamed black man execute cops but we've had one of them past few days
    
    cazalla: or mebe cop really will beat him up after check mate
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12400 @ 0.00066494 = 8.2453 BTC [+]
    
    TheNewDeal: hahaha
    
    BingoBoingo: That cop doesn't have much time left at all
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9650 @ 0.00066494 = 6.4167 BTC [+]
    
    thestringpuller: cazalla: is awake!
    
    thestringpuller: lolol
    
    cazalla: barely!
    
    thestringpuller: it's not that late there
    
    thestringpuller: what like 5pm?
    
    thestringpuller: 6?
    
    cazalla: almost 6pm, just teething kid wears you down
    
    thestringpuller: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2pzzcl/demand_tomorrow_that_each_news_site_state/ << lol "Claims to NOT be owned by GAW Miners"
    
    cazalla: i know eh, it was amusing to see qntra name there
    
    thestringpuller: can't you put whiskey on the kids gums to prevent him from crying due to teething
    
    BingoBoingo: Come on, don't get the kid started too early
    
    thestringpuller: !b2
    
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    thestringpuller: !b 3
    
    thestringpuller: GRR
    
    
    
    cazalla: thestringpuller, i'm not willing to share my booze
    
    thestringpuller: not even with your son?
    
    thestringpuller: lolol
    
    fluffypony: thestringpuller: what's lol about that? reasonable use of an unused HTTP code, and I don't think that there's anything wrong with the plugin they've developed
    
    cazalla: thestringpuller, when he's 18, legal age here, not 21 like the states, we start em young enough here as it is
    
    thestringpuller: fluffypony: Why not just implement as part of a paywall? I dunno it seems...unnecessary?
    
    fluffypony: it is part of the paywall
    
    fluffypony: the page showing the payment screen contains a 402 header in addition to the page
    
    fluffypony: and the Chrome plugin traps that header and makes the payment
    
    thestringpuller: I guess the plugin seems unnecessary.
    
    thestringpuller: I guess depends on what wallet you attach it to for "automated payment".
    
    thestringpuller: People get annoyed enough as is with the whole auto-payment stuff that happens with itunes "da autorenewal".
    
    fluffypony: sure
    
    thestringpuller: 402 with bitcoin address that resolves to 200 once payment is paid is neat as part of paywall.
    
    BingoBoingo: !up antonosika__
    
    antonosika__: I hope bitcoin-assets are doing nicely.
    
    antonosika__: Is there a short summary of what has happend the last few months?
    
    antonosika__: People losing interest over the bitcoin price?
    
    antonosika__: gettrust mircea_popescu
    
    BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu is on vacation things haven't been going too poorly
    
    antonosika__: great to hear.
    
    antonosika__: I got a new setup so I'm fixing my auth. Thx for up:ing me
    
    BingoBoingo: Cool
    
    thestringpuller: ;;gettrust mircea_popescu antonosika__
    
    gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user antonosika__: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=antonosika__ | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=antonosika__ | Rated since: never
    
    cazalla: to get in that xmas spirit, be sure to watch the family favourite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXw57HrQ250
    
    assbot: Ruldolph the five legged reindeer part 1 - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1rc8Efr )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5269 @ 0.00066494 = 3.5036 BTC [+]
    
    thestringpuller: !up antonosika__
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1540 @ 0.0012 = 1.848 BTC
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.1141 = 1.141 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5750 @ 0.00066494 = 3.8234 BTC [+]
    
    punkman: http://www.pcworld.com/article/2858032/lenovo-recalls-more-than-500000-power-cords-due-to-spark-burn-risk.html
    
    assbot: Lenovo recalls more than 500,000 power cords due to spark, burn risk | PCWorld ... ( http://bit.ly/1wBtGVJ )
    
    punkman: http://arstechnica.com/security/2014/12/icann-e-mail-accounts-zone-database-breached-in-spearphishing-attack/
    
    assbot: ICANN e-mail accounts, zone database breached in spearphishing attack | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1wBtNRa )
    
    
    
    assbot: Whistleblower reveals how fraud of Booking.com worked - BBC News ... ( http://bit.ly/1wBtXrC )
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1000 @ 0.0012 = 1.2 BTC
    
    cazalla: fkn lol http://i.imgur.com/s7ZgLgB.jpg
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/13viEFM )
    
    fluffypony: they don't look very indigenou
    
    fluffypony: *indigenous
    
    undata: the picture demonstrates how happy the white people are for the indigenous
    
    fluffypony: ah got it
    
    
    
    assbot: Captive orangutan Sandra has human right to freedom, Argentine court rules - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) ... ( http://bit.ly/13vjqTj )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13300 @ 0.00066528 = 8.8482 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 63100 @ 0.00066716 = 42.0978 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 10105 @ 0.0012 = 12.126 BTC
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13250 @ 0.00067436 = 8.9353 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19800 @ 0.00066494 = 13.1658 BTC [-]
    
    davout: "Luke-Jr has left IRC (Excess Flood)" <<< the irony
    
    fluffypony: someone should change the default ircd builds on gentoo to include a spam filter
    
    mircea_popescu: !up jasonjuta
    
    mircea_popescu: hey there j.
    
    mircea_popescu: and hello all!
    
    mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo loved the article btw.
    
    BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Thank you.
    
    BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I left an easter egg in the article for asciilifeform
    
    mircea_popescu: jurov any chance reddit will get DERPified? << mebbe, i'dhave to look into it. if it does it won't be this year.
    
    Adlai: how about "F.NAST", evoking both the corporate relative, and the place's general smell
    
    mircea_popescu: i think nast sold.
    
    mircea_popescu: currently owned by some fraud vehicle basically.
    
    thestringpuller: oh lok
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 4100 @ 0.0012 = 4.92 BTC
    
    mircea_popescu: Adlai if anything it'd be s.advc or something. except they're insulated iirc, so...
    
    Adlai: advc?
    
    mircea_popescu: speaking of corporations without official headquarters.
    
    Adlai: and why would it be an S?
    
    mircea_popescu: Advance Publications, teh newhouse family thing.
    
    Adlai: ah
    
    mircea_popescu: all derps are s.
    
    Adlai: er aren't they D?
    
    Adlai: we both derped
    
    mircea_popescu: lol myeah
    
    mircea_popescu: oops :p
    
    Adlai: the fuckup fairy loves a threesome
    
    Adlai keeps reading http://www.thebaffler.com/salvos/crowdsourcing-scam
    
    assbot: The Crowdsourcing Scam - The Baffler ... ( http://bit.ly/1wegiBz )
    
    thestringpuller: oh its a mircea_popescu
    
    mircea_popescu: hey tsp
    
    fluffypony: pircea_momescu
    
    thestringpuller: dunno if reddit will ever be profitable long term. it's like borderline derp
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;google site:trilema.com pircea mopescu
    
    gribble: Cutremur in Costa Rica pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/cutremur-in-costa-rica>
    
    mircea_popescu: NOT NEW!
    
    Adlai: reddit will be rather profitable if they can increase by an order of magnitude the number of casual bitcoin dabblers, while watching their every breath, move, bond, and step
    
    mircea_popescu: unlikely.
    
    mircea_popescu: this is like saying that the spanish empire could be quite profitable if "it increases" the number of jews inhabiting it. for one thing, it's not the empire increasing it, for the other, they'll fuck it up
    
    mircea_popescu: because they don't have the mind in the right place.
    
    Adlai: they wouldn't be making money off the amount of wealth transfered, though. they'd be making money per successful ad targeting.
    
    thestringpuller: Adlai: their ad system is terrible.
    
    mircea_popescu: lolk,.
    
    mircea_popescu: they'd make money selling leavened bread to moses ?
    
    mircea_popescu: this plan that could possibly go wrong.jpg
    
    thestringpuller: why do that when you can just get mana from God?
    
    Adlai: s/will/could potentially, should they properly leverage their position etcetcblabla/
    
    mircea_popescu: these theoretical potentials, you know ? men could breastfeed if they leveraged their boobs.
    
    thestringpuller: uh?
    
    mircea_popescu: pigs could fly if only they batted their ears fast enough!
    
    thestringpuller: ^- i think you mean elephants
    
    mircea_popescu: elephants are too heavy :D
    
    thestringpuller: it's funny how reddit consistently can't pay bills due to more users using it...
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22128 @ 0.00066494 = 14.7138 BTC [-]
    
    thestringpuller: "We are a victim of our own success"
    
    BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: You just don't know how the world works!!!
    
    Adlai: dunno. seems to me like they're just trying to get their edge in the graph-coloring race, in whatever way seems opportune right now. not saying anything about the likelihood of any individual participant to come out ahead, but there is a race and somebody will be winning it.
    
    thestringpuller: graph coloring race? aren't coloring books for toddlers?
    
    mircea_popescu: im with adlai.
    
    mircea_popescu: they're trying to be the biggest pony express company this side of the railroad, because such is the way things go.
    
    Adlai: "coloring" is probably the wrong word for this: turning the bitcoin transaction/address graph into a bitcoin transaction/[corporate]person graph
    
    mircea_popescu: a, not what i thought you meant.
    
    Adlai: what do you mean by pony express?
    
    mircea_popescu: what i thought you meant was : 1. people will make up numbers, irrespective of any reality, because it's what people do ; 2. those numbers will be put on an arbitrary graph ; 3. there will be a race to pretend meaning out of this meaningless combo. which race we call "painting the graph"
    
    mircea_popescu: sort-of like obama sitting in front of a line angled from the bottom left to the upper right, for no particular reason, that "represents" the "people", neither quoted symbols meaningful to any degree.
    
    Adlai: that race is only worth watching if there are some real captains of industry bidding on the fastest horse
    
    mircea_popescu: or just like a ceo stands in front of the same holy line, supposedly his performance somewhere in therer.
    
    Adlai: meanwhile it'll be fun to see how they conjure up an insecure security
    
    mircea_popescu: so in this sense, they wish to be the biggest provider of obsolete nonsense to the new world of novel nonsense.
    
    Adlai: well they're already the frontpage of nonsense :)
    
    mircea_popescu: so is timecube.
    
    mircea_popescu: nonsense has this blessed ability to carry an infinite number of front pages.
    
    BingoBoingo: Oh, a quality control meme https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5dFR_dCcAASG4r.jpg
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1weiMjv )
    
    BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well I thought that one of the timecube's essential points.
    
    thestringpuller: ;;ud timecube
    
    mircea_popescu: holy shit the chinese actually understand why chinese women are ugly ?!
    
    gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=timecube | Referring to timecube.com. Used to describe someone or something that is so stupid it tears at the very fabric of reality.
    
    Adlai: what's the financial incentive to paint these graphs? somebody must be subsidizing for companies to compete over it, even if it's just inadvertent subsidizing by clueless VC bagholders
    
    mircea_popescu head blown
    
    mircea_popescu: Adlai it's much simpler than that. confine three people in a space, notice they will talk. the stuff they talk about is unimportant, to them and everyone else.
    
    mircea_popescu: this same fundmental process is at work in "business".
    
    Adlai: ok, true. how about: "the steve pavlinas of the world"
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26642 @ 0.00067461 = 17.973 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: that name seems familiar but wtf is it
    
    Adlai: you read enough of his nonsense and you'll find a bit of sense, but the SNR is woefully low
    
    mircea_popescu: o the weirdo guru/ex convict nut.
    
    
    
    assbot: Personal Development for Smart People - Steve Pavlina ... ( http://bit.ly/1weja1u )
    
    mircea_popescu: is this the guy that's married to the beached whale spiritualist ?
    
    mircea_popescu: erika or something
    
    
    
    assbot: Erin Pavlina ... ( http://bit.ly/1wejduh )
    
    mircea_popescu: not no more lol
    
    thestringpuller: lol my work says that's a malcious url
    
    thestringpuller: LOL
    
    thestringpuller: stevepavlina.com that i
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: meh, malicious. kinda dumb, but then again...
    
    Adlai: things seemed to have gone downhill after the original reason that i'm familiar with this guy: http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2005/10/polyphasic-sleep/
    
    assbot:   Polyphasic Sleep ... ( http://bit.ly/1wejmOn )
    
    mircea_popescu: all you weirdos fucking with your sleep i swear...
    
    mircea_popescu: why! just let it be omg.
    
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    BingoBoingo: !b 4
    
    Adlai: this is the only instance i've found of somebody claiming to pull this off properly, and then return to "normal" just for convenience
    
    mircea_popescu: if normalcy is convenient then wtf was he doing anyway
    
    mircea_popescu: "Erin Pavlina is a highly gifted intuitive counselor who connects with your spirit guides to provide you information and insights that will help you on your path. "
    
    mircea_popescu: holy shit, she should hire herself.
    
    Adlai: look at their domains. they get divorced and cut the house in half?
    
    mircea_popescu: i knew a number of chicks that got divorced while owning a one room apartment with hubby, so put a curtain down the middle.
    
    mircea_popescu: imagine, sharing the tiny ass bathroom with your ex
    
    BingoBoingo: Imagine if the only room was the bathroon!
    
    mircea_popescu: there's this ancient tradition among german tribes transplanted in transylvania, that a couple may only divorce after having spent a day in a tiny hut with a single plate, spoon, stool etc.
    
    Adlai: how about a couple may only get married after spending two weeks in that hut
    
    mircea_popescu: no because they'll fuck in any case after which the guy won't marry.
    
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    BingoBoingo: !b 6
    
    BingoBoingo: So how is this vacation going? Still growing tits?
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: bathing in black forest atm
    
    mircea_popescu: (it's a kind of cake)
    
    BingoBoingo: Ah, we have that here. Or at least a fascimile of it. Hard to tell here.
    
    mircea_popescu: im having my own version tho. no whipped cream. all home made.
    
    BingoBoingo: Nice
    
    mircea_popescu: homemade cakes are one of those religious experiences that put the innocent at risk of fundamentally altering their life. a steak gets ruined through the industrial process, of course, but somehow not quite to the degree
    
    mircea_popescu: cakes made by machines however... they're not really cakes.
    
    mircea_popescu: just the margerine alone. it's like instead of exanguinating the beast, you'd replace its blood with brake fluid, then butcher it.
    
    mircea_popescu: imagine, brake fluid steak!
    
    BingoBoingo: OMG Great idea, but instead of brake fluid... Wine transfusion for the cow before steaking it.
    
    mircea_popescu: im kinda curious why that never happened.
    
    mircea_popescu: a good six gallons of middling burgundy should do the trick.
    
    BingoBoingo: I really dunno.
    
    mircea_popescu: i guess if we ever make the bitcoin ranch it's getting tried.
    
    BingoBoingo: I mean alternately instead of beering up the cows like the Japanese do, it might be worth raising some seriously alcoholic cows.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 993 @ 0.0012 = 1.1916 BTC
    
    mircea_popescu: nah
    
    BingoBoingo: The offal might have to go to some food recyclers, but ptobably get hella marbling in the meat.
    
    mircea_popescu: that doesn't work, herbivores get liver damage then the meat gets poisoned with fifty thousand different byproducts of a broken liver.
    
    BingoBoingo: Ah
    
    Adlai: stem cells!
    
    mircea_popescu: the main reason herbivore meat is so good (and we don't eat cat) is that its liver is so big and its diet so simple that the meat becomes very narrow, chemically
    
    Adlai: graphene filters!
    
    Adlai: cmon people, we can figure this one out
    
    mircea_popescu: burn the withc.
    
    Naphex: o/
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28932 @ 0.00066445 = 19.2239 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: heya Naphex
    
    Naphex: hey hey
    
    davout: Naphex: hello
    
    davout: how's the btcxchange.ro thing going?
    
    Naphex: dunno
    
    Naphex: seems still up
    
    davout: im kinda curious as to why messages from seemingly you and your associate are still up on the frontpage
    
    Naphex: no idea, that guy went full retard and just wrote shit on the news page
    
    Naphex: i'm waiting to be cited to give any explinations, not talking to that shithead otherwise:p
    
    davout: and he left the item about users being advised to empty their accounts?
    
    Naphex: he mostly did everything, i just quit and fucked off when he started rageing
    
    Naphex: including all the shitty announces
    
    Naphex: "Oh woes, i do not have control on the servers, i have to manually check each transaction"
    
    Naphex: you gotta figure what happened after he posted that
    
    Naphex: every dude on the internet started sending him a screenshot
    
    Naphex: so i wish him good luck
    
    davout: lol
    
    davout: "please prove your balance"
    
    Naphex: yep
    
    davout: "sure, have a screenshot"
    
    davout: derp
    
    Naphex: the servers only send to any queue with user confirmation (email, otp, password
    
    Naphex: so btc all works fine
    
    Naphex: but he decided to fuck with anyone with some fiat to withdraw
    
    mircea_popescu: if only they had gpg
    
    davout: mircea_popescu: what took you so long
    
    davout: :D
    
    mircea_popescu: i'm writing :)
    
    jurov: lmaoooo there's phrack gentoo ebuild? and last two editions are marked unstable?
    
    davout: jurov: building a magazine?
    
    jurov: let's see what emerge phrack does...
    
    thestringpuller: "gpg users unaffected" very similar to "bitcoin user unaffected"
    
    jurov: https://bugs.gentoo.org/show_bug.cgi?id=533314  feel free to have fun here
    
    assbot: Bug 533314 – please stabilize app-doc/phrack , app-doc/phrack-all ... ( http://bit.ly/1x3qH72 )
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 893 @ 0.0012 = 1.0716 BTC {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22371 @ 0.00066408 = 14.8561 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1610 @ 0.00066276 = 1.067 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16800 @ 0.00067249 = 11.2978 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17666 @ 0.00067287 = 11.8869 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 2327 @ 0.0012 = 2.7924 BTC {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1036 @ 0.0012 = 1.2432 BTC {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1357 @ 0.0012 = 1.6284 BTC
    
    
    
    assbot: Belarus Experiences Bonanza/Currency Panic | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1weFEzm )
    
    BingoBoingo: !up huseby
    
    jurov: soo.. phrack ebuild created a buch of files like /usr/share/doc/phrack/p66_0x01_Introduction.txt.bz2
    
    davout: txt.bz2 because your disk space totally is the limiting factor
    
    jurov: would be way cooler if it compiled code samples,too :D
    
    TomServo: BingoBoingo: The "show trials" link on the most recent bahahahra/ulbricht article has an errant http:// suffix.
    
    TomServo: Also, nice article.
    
    BingoBoingo: Thanks, will fix
    
    
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19940 @ 0.00066691 = 13.2982 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29071 @ 0.00065472 = 19.0334 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47249 @ 0.00064925 = 30.6764 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    mircea_popescu: anyone wanna do a coupla bux' paypal payment for me ?
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 331.63, Best ask: 332.18, Bid-ask spread: 0.55000, Last trade: 332.2, 24 hour volume: 12015.61092957, 24 hour low: 319.9, 24 hour high: 333.95, 24 hour vwap: 326.796030377
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37100 @ 0.0006423 = 23.8293 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    mircea_popescu: laters terrorists!
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 230 @ 0.00464996 = 1.0695 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    kakobrekla: so, lisp brick is real after all; http://shrani.si/f/11/n7/247iggSx/lisp-brick.jpg
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1weRQjx )
    
    
    
    assbot: Glorious Leader! by Moneyhorse — Kickstarter ... ( http://bit.ly/16JSAsk )
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1667 @ 0.0012 = 2.0004 BTC
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1938 @ 0.0012 = 2.3256 BTC
    
    jurov: danielpbarron i got it but there were several other issues
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47600 @ 0.00064952 = 30.9172 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20400 @ 0.00066126 = 13.4897 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 2850 @ 0.0012 = 3.42 BTC
    
    grubles: can anyone tell me whats wrong with this: http://web.archive.org/web/20121015125121/http://polimedia.us/bitcoin/mpex.php?mpsic=S.BVPS
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1zq6Zpr )
    
    mike_c: it doesn't have enough css?
    
    grubles: close, but no cigar
    
    mike_c: hm.. no ads?
    
    mike_c: I give up.  what's wrong with it?
    
    grubles: ill give you a hint, theres only 2 gpg signatures.
    
    mike_c: so, you didn't sign it?
    
    mike_c: ;;ident grubles
    
    gribble: Nick 'grubles', with hostmask 'grubles!~dan@unaffiliated/grubles', is identified as user 'grubles', with GPG key id 31040DE39974C0B2, key fingerprint D191CE495914F681F7CA94EB31040DE39974C0B2, and bitcoin address 17YADanYc9pCZZrLA4fH7qcDmrDtMXscEz
    
    grubles: correct
    
    grubles: my current key is not the same one btw
    
    grubles: anyway, just food for thought if anyone in here is considering working with mpoe or mircea_popescu
    
    grubles: he clearly doesnt follow his own rules
    
    mike_c: well, but what's the problem?  Clearly you didn't sign it.
    
    grubles: and yet it was still a valid contract, for some reason.
    
    mike_c: or at least, i'm taking your word since i didn't check the two signatures to see if one of them was yours.
    
    grubles: "Should BitVPS fail to execute this Agreement, as for instance by but not limited to breaching 2.2.e above, MPEX will notify the named individuals of their breach and may, at its sole discretion, suspend BitVPS from trading thus activating the liquidation of BitVPS. "
    
    grubles: interesting considering it shouldnt have been executed in the first place
    
    TomServo: grubles: what's with the timing?  A year after delisting?
    
    grubles: ive brought it up before, you probably werent around.
    
    TomServo: I'm asking: why are you bringing it up now?
    
    grubles: well hopefully im keeping people in here from giving mp money.
    
    grubles: timing? no particular reason.
    
    TomServo: K, just curious - seems like ancient news.
    
    grubles: a couple people and i were discussing rg and bitvps
    
    mike_c: what's the specific beef?  you don't think it should have been listed or delisted?
    
    kakobrekla: want more fun? find the sig: http://web.archive.org/web/20121213082144/http://polimedia.us/bitcoin/mpex.php?mpsic=S.MPOE
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1zq9ckQ )
    
    grubles: shouldnt have. because both of them went behind my back to list bitvps on mpoe.
    
    grubles: if the web archive link isnt evidence enough
    
    grubles: anyway. like i said: food for thought.
    
    Anduck: LOL
    
    Anduck: mirany comments?
    
    Anduck: ohh mp is not around
    
    
    
    Anduck: apparently a company being listed at mpex without owners of the company agreeing on listing it
    
    Anduck: so, a company listed without permission
    
    
    
    TomServo: !up jborkl
    
    jborkl: Merry xmas
    
    Anduck: nope- read the bitvps agreement
    
    jborkl: Or w/e you do wherever you are
    
    
    
    assbot: S.BVPS delisting notice pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.  ... ( http://bit.ly/1zqaJHH )
    
    Anduck: S.BVPS was listed on MPEx on April the 12th, 2012, under the ownership signature of rg, then as of now one of the best trusted WoT members. It began trading on the 15th that same month, with a total market capitalisation of about 3`000 BTC.
    
    Anduck: this is the thing ^
    
    Anduck: it _shouldnt ever been listed_ since it was never agreed on
    
    
    
    Anduck: then l2gpg
    
    Anduck: :I
    
    kakobrekla: i think one header is missing there
    
    Anduck: anyway it's missing a really important one, owner of bitvps'
    
    mike_c: well, it was agreed on by rg
    
    Anduck: rg didnt own bitvps
    
    kakobrekla: so its rgs idiocy
    
    Anduck: or mirceas? =)
    
    mike_c: "WHEREAS, the aforenamed James "rg" Edward was delegated to represent the Board of Directors of BitVPS"  << you're saying this is untrue?
    
    kakobrekla: Anduck were you around at the time?
    
    Anduck: ...to mention people, say in the contract that the signatures will make it valid, then there's 1 signature missing, they still let it on the exchange and it's being traded.
    
    Anduck: kakobrekla: since 2011
    
    Anduck: it's irrelevant anyway
    
    kakobrekla: well its not, if i do a runner now, is it mps fault too ?
    
    Anduck: apparently it is.
    
    kakobrekla: cool
    
    kakobrekla goes.
    
    mike_c: it shouldn't have mentioned grubles' key if he wasn't going to sign it.  but the contract says rg was talking for the board, so his was the only "required" signature.
    
    Anduck: i only read what you said after a comma
    
    Anduck: kakobrekla: ^
    
    Anduck: mike_c: no, both were required
    
    mike_c: "WHEREAS, the aforenamed James "rg" Edward was delegated to represent the Board of Directors of BitVPS"
    
    Anduck: when rg didnt own bitvps?
    
    Anduck: LOL
    
    mike_c: you don't have to get signatures from every person involved with a company to execute a contract with that company.
    
    Anduck: delegated by the  contract that wasn't signed by bitvps real owner?
    
    Anduck: indeed mik
    
    Anduck: just read the contract now
    
    Anduck: it's funny
    
    Anduck: funny how mircea_popescu let this happen
    
    Anduck: i'm not surprised. i still remember the "you sent 10btc late to bitbet, now it's ours because faq says it's ours now"
    
    kakobrekla: well no
    
    kakobrekla: its ours cause the private key says so.
    
    mike_c: omg, ok, i just lost all interest in this conversation.
    
    Anduck: kakobrekla: LOL
    
    Anduck: can coinbase now declare all the people-deposit bitcoins as theirs because they own the private keys?
    
    Anduck: that's FUCKING LAME, kakobrekla!
    
    kakobrekla: ?!
    
    Anduck: can't beieve bitbet is now at this level :D
    
    Anduck: lol
    
    kakobrekla: idk if you know how the bitcoin works.
    
    Anduck: i know what's stealing at least
    
    kakobrekla: good for you
    
    Anduck: ;;rated kakobrekla
    
    gribble: You rated user kakobrekla on Mon Aug 27 14:22:51 2012, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: bought bitcoinmax-account from him, smooth and nice.
    
    kakobrekla: hehe
    
    Anduck: ;;rate kakobrekla -5 about the "bitbet 10btc stealing"-case,  "kakobrekla| its ours cause the private key says so."
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user kakobrekla has changed from 1 to -5.
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    Anduck: :(
    
    jborkl: Bitcoinmax was btcst? I remember gpumax
    
    Anduck: yes it was btcst stuffs
    
    kakobrekla: after it got defunct ftr.
    
    kakobrekla: hehe
    
    Anduck: yup
    
    jborkl: What was the rate, 7% per day? Or week
    
    jborkl: I can't remember
    
    Anduck: yes
    
    kakobrekla: ;;rated Anduck
    
    Anduck: 7% per week
    
    gribble: You rated user Anduck on Mon Aug 27 14:21:13 2012, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: easy transaction.
    
    Anduck: kakobrekla: do a counter-rating HEH
    
    kakobrekla: ;;rated Anduck -5 idiot. does not understand how bitcoin works.
    
    gribble: (rated <nick>) -- Get the details about the rating you gave to <nick>, if any.
    
    kakobrekla: ;;rate Anduck -5 idiot. does not understand how bitcoin works.
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user Anduck has changed from 1 to -5.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20550 @ 0.00067586 = 13.8889 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    Anduck: thanks for fullfilling my request HEH xD
    
    
    
    gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask Anduck!~anduck@unaffiliated/anduck. Trust relationship from user assbot to user Anduck: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 2 via 6 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=Anduck | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Anduck | Rated since: Tue May  8 11:28:43 2012
    
    kakobrekla: this needs to be fixed also.
    
    Anduck: which?
    
    jurov: grubles how should mircea know rg is acting in bad faith? did you raise your voice then?
    
    Anduck: he left already
    
    jurov: and what about later listing on btctct, was that okay?
    
    Anduck: to mmy knowledge they all knew what they were doing
    
    
    
    Anduck: rg and mircea knew they were going against grubles
    
    Anduck: but because, you know, if you have money you can make your own rules.. you can bend them too..
    
    Anduck: this is what this is as i see it.
    
    jurov: but then the mess is going on, because Namworld bought most of the shares
    
    jurov: and took over with arij and whatwas his name
    
    Anduck: just like the stealing of 10 btc by bitbet.. owners of bitbet now claim "we own the private key that corresponds to the public key the money was stent, therefore money is now ours" if i understood kakos sentence correctly
    
    Anduck: jurov: i don't know about that.
    
    Anduck: i only know that bitvps was listed against bitvps owners will to mp
    
    Anduck: ex
    
    kakobrekla: Anduck by your idiotic definition of stealing, bitbet 'stole' way more than 10 btc.
    
    Anduck: i wouldn't be amazed.
    
    jurov: ic, nobody knows anything, they just occassionally come to chan, stir shit up and leave
    
    Anduck: jurov: that is not relevant to this case :)
    
    jborkl: Anduck, what prompted this? Is there something  prompting this
    
    kakobrekla: its all in public monthly records Anduck.
    
    cazalla: <Anduck> i'm not surprised. i still remember the "you sent 10btc late to bitbet, now it's ours because faq says it's ours now" <<< fuck angle shooters, they deserve what they get
    
    Anduck: jborkl: you can ask grubles about the details of this
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6000 @ 0.00067061 = 4.0237 BTC [-]
    
    kakobrekla: jurov vote with your wot, what can i say.
    
    Anduck: jborkl: he most likely can give you more accurate answers than i can. i don't know about this case
    
    Anduck: i see only what i see
    
    Anduck: and i see a contract that wasn't signed completely and still was accepted by mircea popescu to be listed on mpex
    
    jurov: i just few days ago asked arij why he does not advertise bitvps on this chan openly
    
    Anduck: cazalla: well, it's still stealing even if they deserve it
    
    cazalla: Anduck, right because theft is when someone willingly sends you something
    
    jurov: http://trilema.com/2013/rota-post-mortem/ << Anduck see the discussion, it's mircea's and kako's sacrosanct right to arrange unprotected hole in the foyer with a sign "whatever falls here, is our property"
    
    assbot: ROTA, post mortem. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.  ... ( http://bit.ly/1zqeYD5 )
    
    cazalla: one can imagine all the wasted time refunding angle shooters if such a policy wasn't in place
    
    Anduck: jurov: that is about mpex. this what i am talking about isn't about mpex. it's about bitbet.us
    
    jurov: same philosophy
    
    Anduck: could coinbase now just take all the bitcoins and leave?
    
    Anduck: stating that they own the private keys so they own the bitcoins
    
    Anduck: and it would be perfectly fine and legal?
    
    Anduck: people sent the bitcoins there at their own will, nobody forced them to
    
    cazalla: well, don't they already do that when cancelling orders not in their favour
    
    jurov: coinbase 1) does not have such provision in their terms of service
    
    cazalla: not really the same thing anyway
    
    Anduck: jurov: does bitbet?
    
    jurov: 2) is not placed in jurosdiction that allows for it
    
    Anduck: romanian laws don't allow stealing
    
    Anduck: EUROPEAN laws don't allow stealing
    
    Anduck: heh
    
    jurov: http://bitbet.us/faq/#150 << bitbet does
    
    assbot: FAQ BitBet ... ( http://bit.ly/1zqfIb7 )
    
    Anduck: when did FAQ become "terms of service"?
    
    jurov: apparently in serenissima jurisdiction it does
    
    cazalla: Anduck, what would be your solution?
    
    kakobrekla: Anduck bitcoin is not a credit card, you dont 'pull' stuff from it, you 'push'. if someone pushes 100$ bill in your postbox, did you steal from him?
    
    Anduck: kakobrekla: can coinbase just flee away with the user-deposited funds because they own the private keys?
    
    kakobrekla: well, they indeed can.
    
    Anduck: cazalla: i'd be sane and refund it
    
    cazalla: Anduck, imagine worst thing that could happen is that my bet is refunded in full.. well, why not bet on every known outcome and see if some slip past the goalie
    
    Anduck: kakobrekla: do you think it would be good way to do it?
    
    kakobrekla: to do what?
    
    
    
    Anduck: cazalla: indeed - make the refund automatic then
    
    kakobrekla: and refund costs you 5$
    
    kakobrekla: and someone pushes 1000000 1 dollar bills
    
    kakobrekla: go fuck yourself.
    
    Anduck: heh
    
    Anduck: you don't apparently want to understand what i am saying.
    
    Anduck: but itä's fine, it's as i expected
    
    kakobrekla: no, you dont understand how btc works.
    
    
    
    Anduck: heh
    
    Anduck: sure, whatever.
    
    kakobrekla: now shoo, go be stupid in some other chan.
    
    Anduck: grow up?
    
    Anduck: heh. don't worry, no need to really
    
    kakobrekla: yes you should also do that.
    
    Anduck: yep.. probably :)
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 7025 @ 0.0012 = 8.43 BTC {2} 
    
    undata: BingoBoingo: I enjoyed your recent article on the DPR case
    
    kakobrekla: too bad he didnt have another surname starting with letter K
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1700 @ 0.0012 = 2.04 BTC
    
    kakobrekla: !up Elio19
    
    Elio19: Hi
    
    kakobrekla: hi
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23844 @ 0.00064761 = 15.4416 BTC [-]
    
    Elio19: Thanks for the voice, but honestly i think the chan was better off before. The reason is: It's nearly Christmas. And, im grinch.
    
    kakobrekla: it only lasts for 30 min.
    
    Elio19: heh
    
    Anduck: danielpbarron: verified that the contract needs grubles signature to be valid and the said signature is missing?
    
    
    
    
    
    Anduck: this one was published at mpex. are you saying mpex has edited it after signing?
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: not only bitcoin, he doesnt understand how the internets works.
    
    Anduck: just answer me and do do ad hominem shit
    
    Anduck: don't
    
    Anduck: don't do* :)
    
    kakobrekla: im not your personal google
    
    Anduck: indeed.
    
    
    
    
    
    Anduck: yup
    
    Anduck: danielpbarron: well, let me know when you've parsed it so you can verify that the signature isn't there, making the contract not valid
    
    kakobrekla: lulz
    
    
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: NO BUT YOU SEE DONT AD HOMINEM SHIT
    
    kakobrekla: seems like lukejr type of braindamage where the hw has issues, not only sw.
    
    Anduck: kakobrekla: do you have something you want to tell me about this or why do you keep talking/shouting to me?
    
    Anduck: i don't get it :)
    
    Anduck: if you have nothing to contribute, you don't need to type anything here... k?
    
    kakobrekla: well i believe that you dont get it.
    
    Anduck: that may very well be so, could i just not discuss this matter with danielpbarron in peace without your childish interruptions?
    
    kakobrekla: we are playing with you like a retarded kitty before you run off to get hit by a car.
    
    Anduck: danielpbarron: well, i am not talking about "gpg verifying", i am talking about verifying.
    
    
    
    Anduck: well, can you _check_ that the said signature isn't there?
    
    
    
    Anduck: if you can't do that, can you verify the signature and sign the verification to me.
    
    kakobrekla: no dont ad hominem him danielpbarron
    
    kakobrekla: lul
    
    Anduck: danielpbarron: if you fail to do that signing and verification, it is evidence of that the said signature -does not exist-
    
    Anduck: which means that mircea popescu is a con man
    
    Anduck: prove me wrong, danielpbarron
    
    mike_c: <+Anduck> if you have nothing to contribute, you don't need to type anything here... k? << have you been in this channel before?
    
    
    
    Anduck: pls no derailing this time
    
    Anduck: danielpbarron: ok. what part is unclear?
    
    
    
    
    
    Anduck: alright
    
    kakobrekla: or internets
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: or bitcoin.
    
    Anduck: so you're unable to verify the grubles' signature and sign this verification for me?
    
    Anduck: i see.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 4150 @ 0.0012 = 4.98 BTC
    
    Anduck: i agree on you both: i don't understand gpg, life or bitcoin. let's be done with that ok?
    
    kakobrekla: well wtf are you talking then for ?
    
    
    
    Anduck: now let's discuss whether grubles signature (which would be needed to make the contract discussed earlier, valid) is not in place
    
    Anduck: danielpbarron: alright.
    
    Anduck: this means that the contract is not valid.
    
    Anduck: there's no signature which would make it valid.
    
    Anduck: right--?
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: no, it just means you are incredibly retarded.
    
    Anduck: even if someone had signed it and made it valid, it's not public, making it not valid for all of us. as shown by mpex
    
    kakobrekla: (fuck this is too easy :()
    
    
    
    Anduck: danielpbarron: well, mpex doesn't have it apparently. or if they do have, they hide it
    
    
    
    Anduck: it should be public to show that the contract is valid
    
    Anduck: danielpbarron: the copy is at the mpex.
    
    Anduck: :)
    
    
    
    Anduck: and it's missing the signature.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 4150 @ 0.0012 = 4.98 BTC
    
    Anduck: grubles said he never signed it.
    
    Anduck: _never signed it_.
    
    
    
    Anduck: mpex can't prove it was signed, either
    
    
    
    
    
    Anduck: well, grubles says he did not sign it
    
    
    
    Anduck: if mpex can show the signature, it's all fine.
    
    Anduck: but as long as they can't, it's not fine
    
    Anduck: danielpbarron: indeed
    
    Anduck: let's hope so
    
    kakobrekla: lol
    
    
    
    
    
    Anduck: well, it would only make mpex corrupted
    
    Anduck: danielpbarron: so what happened before at mpex isn't relevant?
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: im getting ban requests here but srsly, wot - make it work.
    
    Anduck: kakobrekla: who would you like to ban and what for?
    
    Anduck: :)
    
    
    
    gribble: You rated user Anduck on Thu Aug 14 13:39:36 2014, with a rating of -2, and supplied these additional notes: this http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-otc/logs/2014/08/14#l1408037518 and this http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-otc/logs/2014/07/23#l1406132751.
    
    Anduck: it's funny how the defences work.
    
    
    
    Anduck: sorry i lied, it's not funny. it's sad
    
    Anduck: danielpbarron: probably.
    
    kakobrekla: Anduck you are too stupid to be here. ppl want you gone and are asking me to remove you with a +b which i will not do.
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 22-12-2014 23:16:46; Anduck: danielpbarron: well, let me know when you've parsed it so you can verify that the signature isn't there, making the contract not valid
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user Anduck has changed from -2 to -3.
    
    Anduck: kakobrekla: please elaborate
    
    Anduck: :)
    
    kakobrekla: !?
    
    Anduck: "Anduck you are too stupid to be here."
    
    kakobrekla: its plain english as far as i can tell
    
    Anduck: fine, do not elaborate
    
    Anduck: i just find it quite sad that an operator of this channel keeps on harrassing with "you're too stupid to be here" and "go fuck yourself" etc
    
    kakobrekla hands out a tissue.
    
    Anduck: heh
    
    
    
    Anduck: i know that.
    
    
    
    Anduck: you can start with -10ing me
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: it doesnt work that way, but what would you know.
    
    Anduck: indeed.
    
    undata: can't decide if Anduck is worse than Luke-Jr
    
    
    
    gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask Anduck!~anduck@unaffiliated/anduck. Trust relationship from user assbot to user Anduck: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 2 via 6 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=Anduck | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Anduck | Rated since: Tue May  8 11:28:43 2012
    
    punkman: ;;rate Anduck -1 for the purpose of #bitcoin-assets devoicing
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of -1 for user Anduck has been recorded.
    
    kakobrekla: undata on stupid level he is worse but damage he is doing = 0
    
    Anduck: damage against..?
    
    kakobrekla: cept for spammin here
    
    Anduck: who am i trying to make damage against?
    
    kakobrekla: log integrity
    
    undata: ;;rate Anduck -3 does not understand what zero means
    
    gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be authenticated to use the rating system.
    
    Anduck: well, get me the signature of the contract
    
    Anduck: _please do_
    
    
    
    Anduck: negbomb meanwhile XD
    
    punkman: it's been what, 2 years since delisting?
    
    Anduck: punkman: how is that even relevant?
    
    punkman: how is your blabbing relevant now?
    
    mike_c: ;;rate Anduck -1 spam-trolling.  http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-12-2014#958754
    
    assbot: Logged on 22-12-2014 21:58:57; Anduck: i'm not surprised. i still remember the "you sent 10btc late to bitbet, now it's ours because faq says it's ours now"
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of -1 for user Anduck has been recorded.
    
    Anduck: punkman: answer me question.
    
    Anduck: :)
    
    punkman: well logs don't got back far enough, but I don't see grubles mentioning this ever before
    
    Anduck: grubles has mentioned it when it happened.
    
    Anduck: he has mentioned it after that
    
    Anduck: and he has mentioned it today too
    
    Anduck: but it's all irrelevant
    
    Anduck: it's not about whether grubles mentioned it or not. it's about that the signature -is missing- from the contract
    
    Anduck: grubles says he never signed it
    
    Anduck: what does this tell you about mpex?
    
    
    
    Anduck: it tells that i am trolling and should be devoiced immediately?
    
    punkman: it tells me grubles is a young boi and can't business
    
    Anduck: punkman: because he didn't sign a contract and the contract was still accepted as valid?
    
    Anduck: that said contract needed his signature too, as stated in the contract
    
    Anduck: makes him a kid when others break the rules?
    
    
    
    undata: ;;rate Anduck -3 does not understand what zero means
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of -3 for user Anduck has been recorded.
    
    undata: heh, 3
    
    Anduck: fine, whatever.
    
    
    
    undata: I even fixed pinentry to do so.
    
    Anduck: i guess it does lower my trust when i state out the facts.
    
    undata: twas jacked due to gremlins
    
    punkman: so, I'm curious, how many times did bitvps change hands?
    
    asciilifeform: anyone else getting  'Error: Problem creating encrypted OTP file.' from gribble today ?
    
    punkman: was it incorporated when rg and grubles owned it?
    
    BingoBoingo: !up TheButterZone
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I haven't authed since yesterday
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: asciilifeform worked like half an hour ago.
    
    asciilifeform: nm, fixed
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2200 @ 0.00064761 = 1.4247 BTC [-]
    
    Anduck: punkman: it was incorporated by grubles only.
    
    Anduck: rg could've been part of it, though. i am still not aware of all the facts. the point still is that rg alone couldnt have signed the contract - even when the contract states grubles signature is also needed
    
    
    
    gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask grubles!~dan@unaffiliated/grubles. Trust relationship from user assbot to user grubles: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=grubles | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=grubles | Rated since: Fri Jul  8 22:21:47 2011
    
    
    
    
    
    assbot: [REQUEST] Funding for BitVPS.COM ... ( http://bit.ly/1vhYeY8 )
    
    punkman: anyway, contract says rg is representing bitvps, so his sig is good enough for my fuzzy parser
    
    Anduck: no
    
    Anduck: contract says both sigs are needed.
    
    punkman: yes that's what your parser says, no need to repeat ad infinitum
    
    Anduck: ..so how is one sig "good enough" when it says it needs both?
    
    punkman: you ever run a company?
    
    Anduck: don't derail - keep the logs clean :)
    
    kakobrekla: ad brominem ho!
    
    assbot: Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0CB3TVJ.txt )
    
    BingoBoingo: !b 2
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 2000 @ 0.0012 = 2.4 BTC
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 12411 @ 0.0012 = 14.8932 BTC
    
    Anduck: punkman: contract says that rg is representing bitvps. sure. but that contract is not signed by bitvps owners.
    
    Anduck: they can state whatever they want. the signature of the owners isn't there, making the contract/paper invalid
    
    
    
    punkman: "i guess it does lower my trust when i state out the facts." "am still not aware of all the facts."
    
    Anduck: i don't need to know all the facts when i only speak about few...... come on, this is all you can do?
    
    
    
    assbot: This erotic German carp calendar is the worst Christmas gift imaginable ... ( http://bit.ly/1vi03nY )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18657 @ 0.00067744 = 12.639 BTC [+]
    
    punkman: !down Anduck
    
    punkman: it dun work kako
    
    punkman: ;;gettrust assbot Anduck
    
    gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask Anduck!~anduck@unaffiliated/anduck. Trust relationship from user assbot to user Anduck: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 8 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=Anduck | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Anduck | Rated since: Tue May  8 11:28:43 2012
    
    kakobrekla: myea, 'down' doesnt actively check for l2 :|
    
    punkman: what does it check?
    
    Anduck: oh no :(
    
    Anduck: :)
    
    kakobrekla: the relationship between downer and downee at upping
    
    kakobrekla: Anduck would you be so kind and hop (part and join if you want) the chan?
    
    Anduck: kind after you told me to fuck off? sorry,no.
    
    Anduck: you're too irrogant to ask me for favours..
    
    punkman: ignorant+arrogant=irrogant?
    
    kakobrekla: idk but it sounds bad.
    
    punkman: your irrogant!
    
    kakobrekla: lmao
    
    punkman: ima start using that
    
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    BingoBoingo: !b 5
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1025 @ 0.0012 = 1.23 BTC
    
    punkman: !t m s.bbet
    
    assbot: [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0.0002 / 0.00021036 / 0.000459 (5000 shares, 1.05 BTC), 7D: 0.0001 / 0.00014649 / 0.000459 (83033 shares, 12.16 BTC), 30D: 0.0001 / 0.00024317 / 0.00049 (130112 shares, 31.64 BTC)
    
    punkman: who tanked bbet!
    
    punkman: thought I think I might have grabbed some of those 0.0001 shares
    
    punkman: *though
    
    kakobrekla: tanked on a 1 btc volume ?
    
    kakobrekla: no, 12.
    
    BingoBoingo: What happens next during MP's vacation? Is pirateat40 going to show up and say Ponzi would still be going if only hanbot wasn't slandering his soul?
    
    kakobrekla: !l m s.bbet
    
    assbot: Last trade for S.BBET on MPEX was at 0.0002 BTC [+]
    
    kakobrekla: this is not correct
    
    kakobrekla: ;;later tell mircea_popescu ping
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    punkman: why is it wrong?
    
    punkman: oh never mind
    
    kakobrekla: theres a couple of endpoints where assbot gets data for mpex
    
    kakobrekla: and seems some of those endpoints are deaf
    
    kakobrekla: and im missing trade data for all the symbols
    
    kakobrekla: the !l command is a locally cached command.
    
    kakobrekla: this has correct data : http://live.coinbr.com/?mpsic=S.BBET
    
    assbot: CoinBr Live S.BBET ... ( http://bit.ly/1vi3Stl )
    
    decimation: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 332.89, Best ask: 333.82, Bid-ask spread: 0.93000, Last trade: 333.91, 24 hour volume: 11841.92676751, 24 hour low: 319.9, 24 hour high: 333.99, 24 hour vwap: 328.30862748
    
    decimation: !up Quanttek
    
    thestringpuller: cazalla still awake?
    
    decimation: !up kanzure
    
    cazalla: thestringpuller, i am, just put the kid down to zzz
    
    thestringpuller: http://theraptest.com/ << this is up my ally
    
    thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: found it
    
    BingoBoingo: Well I found it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2q3pfw/nas_gives_his_true_fans_the_choice_to_get_into/
    
    assbot: Nas gives his "true fans" the choice to get into Bitcoin : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1ABcalo )
    
    BingoBoingo: This is how coinbase competes with BitPay during Bitcoin Bowl week
    
    thestringpuller: i wish they had jay-z or something
    
    thestringpuller: i fucking hate nas tho. he's not a real gangsta
    
    thestringpuller: he also made me hate kelis for no reason!
    
    thestringpuller: based on this test, Kanye is my favorite rapper out of all these
    
    thestringpuller: Pac is my least
    
    cazalla: hate 2pack? you are such a hipster thestringpuller
    
    thestringpuller: d00d
    
    thestringpuller: fuck pac
    
    thestringpuller: if it wasn't for him being brain washed by suge knight
    
    thestringpuller: we'd still have biggie
    
    thestringpuller: they should have all just ganged up on suge knight
    
    thestringpuller: and yea I'll say it I'm glad suge knight got shot up recently!
    
    thestringpuller emotional backpacker
    
    thestringpuller: ;;ud backpacker
    
    gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=backpacker | Backpacker is based on a fashion style popular in the mid to late 90s where people involved in hip-hop wore large backpacks. Originated by graf wri...
    
    cazalla: lol
    
    cazalla: but yeah i saw this, checked out the saw but it's a bit of a zzz
    
    cazalla: write it up though if you are inclined, would go with the 50c article
    
    mod6: im waitin on Bitcoin Motivation 101
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 6650 @ 0.0012 = 7.98 BTC
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32850 @ 0.00063851 = 20.9751 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    thestringpuller: fiddy: i don't wanna be hidin' inside when nobody outside anymore
    
    kakobrekla: !up paxtoncamaro91
    
    decimation: !up badon
    
    BingoBoingo: !up jborkl
    
    jborkl: Hello all
    
    BingoBoingo: Hello
    
    ben_vulpes: i'm aliiiiive
    
    ben_vulpes: sort of
    
    BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Why only sort of?
    
    decimation: ben_vulpes: how did the unbillable work go?
    
    ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: went to bed at 5 am, woke up at 9
    
    BingoBoingo: Ah
    
    ben_vulpes: decimation: well last night after rigorous testing i neglected to disable the nightly job that i'd just proved responsible for taking down the client cluster
    
    ben_vulpes: "proved" << just for you, alf
    
    decimation: sucks man
    
    decimation: I hate redoing work
    
    ben_vulpes: so i woke up from the sleep of "ah - i've finally stablized this thing" at the butt of dawn to bring the cluster back
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1200 @ 0.0012 = 1.44 BTC
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 950 @ 0.0012 = 1.14 BTC
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1020 @ 0.0012 = 1.224 BTC
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 4175 @ 0.0012 = 5.01 BTC
    
    []bot: Bet placed: 1.30268247 BTC for No on "Bitcoin to win vs S&P 500" http://bitbet.us/bet/989/ Odds: 18(Y):82(N) by coin, 44(Y):56(N) by weight. Total bet: 4.12679026 BTC. Current weight: 9,854.
    
    asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: so you think your day job is painful. go debug a rom, for an evil embedded cpu arch, to which you haven't source.
    
    BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> ben_vulpes: so you think your day job is painful. go debug a rom, for an evil embedded cpu arch, to which you haven't source. << If you had the source though it wouldn't be sporting.
    
    asciilifeform spends his evenings debugging an entirely other rom to which he does have source. and disagrees, seeing how there is plenty of sport in it.
    
    BingoBoingo: But is the other, evening, ROM evil?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1470 @ 0.0012 = 1.764 BTC
    
    
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1250 @ 0.0012 = 1.5 BTC
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 2740 @ 0.0012 = 3.288 BTC
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 12000 @ 0.001208 = 14.496 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1000 @ 0.00121947 = 1.2195 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1084 @ 0.00122532 = 1.3282 BTC [+] {11} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 1250 @ 0.00464998 = 5.8125 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1000 @ 0.00122918 = 1.2292 BTC [+] {10} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1500 @ 0.0012311 = 1.8467 BTC [+] {9}