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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10000 @ 0.00057761 = 5.7761 BTC [-]
[]bot: Bet created: "S&P 500 to drop under 1700 before March" http://bitbet.us/bet/1087/
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on "S&P 500 to drop under 1700 before March" http://bitbet.us/bet/1087/ Odds: 94(Y):6(N) by coin, 94(Y):6(N) by weight. Total bet: 1.1 BTC. Current weight: 99,997.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3800 @ 0.00057761 = 2.1949 BTC [-]
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "S&P 500 to drop under 1700 before March" http://bitbet.us/bet/1087/ Odds: 49(Y):51(N) by coin, 49(Y):51(N) by weight. Total bet: 2.1 BTC. Current weight: 99,969.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1380 @ 0.0012 = 1.656 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16300 @ 0.00059898 = 9.7634 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18143 @ 0.00060751 = 11.0221 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17150 @ 0.00061286 = 10.5105 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12300 @ 0.00061393 = 7.5513 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50600 @ 0.00060882 = 30.8063 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1550 @ 0.0012 = 1.86 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39300 @ 0.00059527 = 23.3941 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15926 @ 0.00060454 = 9.6279 BTC [+]
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "S&P 500 to drop under 1700 before March" http://bitbet.us/bet/1087/ Odds: 33(Y):67(N) by coin, 33(Y):67(N) by weight. Total bet: 3.1 BTC. Current weight: 99,705.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21100 @ 0.00057999 = 12.2378 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23800 @ 0.00059046 = 14.0529 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29950 @ 0.00057303 = 17.1622 BTC [-] {3}
jurov: is anyone actually competent to herd trillions of transistors?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1165 @ 0.0012 = 1.398 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8300 @ 0.00057558 = 4.7773 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10650 @ 0.00057558 = 6.1299 BTC [+]
assbot: Skipping fsck during boot with systemd? ... ( http://bit.ly/1HjDvcg )
jurov: Q. I can't stop fsck.
jurov: A: You can go back in time and add a kernel parameter
jurov: Q. This does not help because I want to stop one that has started. This is like uninterruptible Windows 8 updates!
jurov: A: Don't be immature jerk and learn to live with results of your actions.
jurov: bwahaha SYSTEMD IS ALWAYS RIGHT
assbot: Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2MXC9TK.txt )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17027 @ 0.00057166 = 9.7337 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21650 @ 0.00057573 = 12.4646 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49226 @ 0.00059513 = 29.2959 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32300 @ 0.00059657 = 19.2692 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6348 @ 0.00059851 = 3.7993 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32375 @ 0.00062262 = 20.1573 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26575 @ 0.00062439 = 16.5932 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16650 @ 0.00062484 = 10.4036 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16500 @ 0.00061339 = 10.1209 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9350 @ 0.00062495 = 5.8433 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7476 @ 0.00061339 = 4.5857 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18550 @ 0.0006112 = 11.3378 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16205 @ 0.00061159 = 9.9108 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 3448 @ 0.0012 = 4.1376 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21050 @ 0.00062218 = 13.0969 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32266 @ 0.00062298 = 20.1011 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13753 @ 0.00058015 = 7.9788 BTC [-]
ben_vulpes: http://paulgraham.com/ecw.html << run many models; run as many evaluations on those models as is practical and reweight the decisionmaking balance regularly; most ideas are bad ideas so try to find the smart people. did i miss anything?
assbot: How to Be an Expert in a Changing World ... ( http://bit.ly/1JDFYSG )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32800 @ 0.00062495 = 20.4984 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1500 @ 0.001215 = 1.8225 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 953 @ 0.0012 = 1.1436 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35173 @ 0.00061085 = 21.4854 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00060289 = 5.3054 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7034 @ 0.00062496 = 4.396 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2500 @ 0.00062672 = 1.5668 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: Re: Skipping fsck during boot with systemd? ... ( http://bit.ly/1xBn23b )
jurov: hi asciilifeform, already in da logs
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13650 @ 0.00063519 = 8.6703 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: jurov: nah this one's further in the thread
asciilifeform: 'My experience of running Linux on my personal local interactive (rather than server) systems over the past eighteen years leads me to believe that the long-term benefit of *prophylactic* fsck invocations triggered by mount-count or interval-since-check is approximately zero, since *those* invocations of fsck have never discovered FS corruption on my systems.'
jurov: oh it goes on
jurov: !s MPEX PAID
assbot: 86 results for 'MPEX PAID' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=MPEX+PAID
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: you must run a tight ship
jurov: kakobrekla: ^ why S.MPOE/S.BBET isn't there since october?
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: that was a quote
kakobrekla: hm, could be some skript is off or mp is runner or both!
asciilifeform: and here's pure shitgnome gold:
asciilifeform: 'Please could we stick to the technical aspects of this problem. Attempts to apportion responsibilty rarely lead anywhere.'
jurov: ;;calc 2.90430618/2
gribble: 1.45215309
assbot: Re: Skipping fsck during boot with systemd? ... ( http://bit.ly/1AUc1Yh )
kakobrekla: jurov were they paid out on mpex?
jurov: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://mpex.co/?mpsic=S.BBET says dividend was 1.44548619 , but monthly report and my records say 1.45215309
gribble: The operation succeeded.
jurov: kakobrekla: both november and december divs were paid
kakobrekla: its been fixed for the tax i think
jurov: but assbot was silent
kakobrekla: aha its me then, classic.
jurov: and i forgot to process them on coinbr
asciilifeform: check out where the fuckers say 'grub [bootloader] should detect an impending fsck' - because it is the responsibility of the entire planet, they think, to compensate for their idiocy
jurov: and of course, this is the moment i discover conflicting information
assbot: BitBet (S.BBET) November 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1xBo9zP )
jurov: asciilifeform no tthey want to embrace and extend grub, too
kakobrekla: is that causing the diff?
asciilifeform: jurov: only a matter of time
asciilifeform: jurov: and, like an inverse king midas, once they touch something - it stays touched.
kakobrekla: i thought midas had a permanent touch
asciilifeform: inverse in the sense that things turn to shit, not gold.
kakobrekla: ah ah
kakobrekla: to me gold is shit.
assbot: Re: Skipping fsck during boot with systemd? ... ( http://bit.ly/1AUdoWQ )
asciilifeform: ^ mega-lol
asciilifeform: somebody admits, it appears, that this was actually a bug in systemd
jurov: kakobrekla: what you gave me is november report that concerns december dividend
asciilifeform: which, it turns out, the systemd pushers reflexively defended as a feature.
jurov: kakobrekla: i am concerned w/ october report and november div
kakobrekla: im clearly all conzufed today
jurov: kakobrekla: or you+mp don't have exactly 50% of shares?
jurov: ;;calc 305.76474957/2
gribble: 152.882374785
jurov: 152.87354128 << mpex.co says this is nov s.mpoe dividend
jurov: and 152.882374785 is from report
kakobrekla: we have more than 50% of the shares but never exactly the same amount due to how the ipo was structured
jurov: or it's the tax? october reports say nothing about it
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4800 @ 0.00063519 = 3.0489 BTC [+]
jurov: interesting, coinbr insists it received about 341 satoshi/share for s.mpoe on 2014-12-10 17:03:46+00
jurov: but mpex.co says 17 satoshi
kakobrekla: im lucky if i get anything!
jurov: anyone else can confirm they received divs correctly?
jurov: kako stfu. you're lucky you aren't recieving other people's moneny you have to account for correctly
jurov: not like coinbr is some damn startup that can do whatever it pleases
kakobrekla: well you are wrong there.
jurov: go on
mats: flee!
kakobrekla: i am receiving others people money and accounting for it correctly. also, incidentally i havent received my own part for November yet, so i made a joke.
jurov: okay. you could have known me, that i'm not in mood for joked while dealing with this.
jurov: *jokes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 894 @ 0.0012 = 1.0728 BTC {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12800 @ 0.00063783 = 8.1642 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8800 @ 0.0002209 = 1.9439 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1618 @ 0.0012 = 1.9416 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17800 @ 0.00063872 = 11.3692 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20237 @ 0.00064618 = 13.0767 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23300 @ 0.00064167 = 14.9509 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: America’s Big Five Are Plunging the World Into Another Banking Crisis / Sputnik International ... ( http://bit.ly/1DZwEbq )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4300 @ 0.0006416 = 2.7589 BTC [-]
mod6: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 335282 | Current Difficulty: 3.945767130713873E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 336671 | Next Difficulty In: 1389 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 12 hours, 19 minutes, and 43 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 36907967113.3 | Estimated Percent Change: -6.46187
jurov: sugh. two bugreports sent to mp
jurov: either i'm making an ass of myself or mp utterly botched div payouts in december
jurov: now i know why i first completely forgot and then inexplicably avoided to look at it
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10800 @ 0.00064618 = 6.9787 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22650 @ 0.0006416 = 14.5322 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: no STFU KAKO!
jurov: sorry
kakobrekla: lol no need
jurov: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://qntra.net/2014/12/reddit-goes-full-redditard-with-reddit-notes << any chance reddit will get DERPified?
assbot: Reddit Goes Full Redditard with Reddit Notes | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1wTcJpD )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28500 @ 0.00064618 = 18.4161 BTC [+]
mod6: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 59 minutes and 55 seconds
kakobrekla: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 1 hour, 16 minutes, and 58 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1268 @ 0.0012 = 1.5216 BTC
jurov: is it possible to find incoming transactions by source address in bitcoind?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11950 @ 0.00065578 = 7.8366 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16621 @ 0.0006577 = 10.9316 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16600 @ 0.00066577 = 11.0518 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26500 @ 0.00067037 = 17.7648 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11244 @ 0.00068912 = 7.7485 BTC [+]
mats: :o
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4464 @ 0.00068912 = 3.0762 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21161 @ 0.00071934 = 15.222 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9296 @ 0.00071934 = 6.687 BTC [+]
mats: it surges
[]bot: Bet created: "CLAM to hit 0.015 or higher before March 3rd" http://bitbet.us/bet/1088/
BingoBoingo: mats: Maybe MP should stay on vacation?
mats: b-but without my 19 satoshis i will be unable to retire to a life of luxury and full breasted south american women
decimation: isn't conde nast media publically traded?
decimation: actually no, it's owned by "Advance publications" which is privately held
decimation: this guy (along with his brother) > http://www.forbes.com/profile/donald-newhouse/ <owns advance publications, which owns reddit
assbot: Donald Newhouse - Forbes ... ( http://bit.ly/1HmNe1s )
decimation: ah, all the crazy lefties who own reddit are fighting the system by enriching some new york jew
mats: thats offensive
assbot: Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/27KD17M.txt )
assbot: I now have access to Satoshi Nakamotos email address used in the Bitcoin Whitepaper (Satoshin@gmx.com). : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1sYBQYJ )
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 2000 @ 0.0012 = 2.4 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2750 @ 0.00072352 = 1.9897 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9636 @ 0.00069838 = 6.7296 BTC [-]
decimation: BingoBoingo: coupled with the vague announcement yesterday, it seems someone in usg has decided to pull the plug on tor; possibly related to this sony attack
BingoBoingo: decimation: Or they decided successfully owning the thing most of the time wasn't enough.
decimation: well to whatever degree they 'owned' it before, it seems likely that is 'more owned' now
decimation: BingoBoingo: this 'reddit note' thing is hilarious. who wants to own 10% of a company that makes no money?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28264 @ 0.00066493 = 18.7936 BTC [-]
mats: more precisely,
mats: who wants to own 10% of a company that loses money?
decimation: mats: and what would have if you owned every reddit note? would you have a seat on the board? would you be able to show up at the 'advance publications' headquarters and demand free drinks?
undata: decimation: you just like... get infinite reddit gold... man.
undata: and a reddit alien plushie
mats: i'd ask for mod privileges on every subreddit
mats: then shadowban 90% of posters
decimation: it's amusing because apparently they get '70 million views' per month, and yet they are unable to be profitable... because if they started to monetize with ads, they are afraid that their '70 million views' would dry up
decimation: some bum who camps next to the George Washington bridge also has 300,000 'views' per day - that doesn't transform him into a 'profitable business'
mats: now there's an idea
mats: bumvertisements!
assbot: 403 Forbidden ... ( http://bit.ly/1sYLeeM )
undata: ...can't tell if serious
decimation: there would be nothing that would please me more than if I saw some bum with a yahoo ad
mats: why do you hate poor people
assbot: 403 Forbidden ... ( http://bit.ly/1sYLD0R )
thestringpuller: lol owning 10% of a company that makes no money.
mats: carpal tunnel blows
mats: fuuuuuck
mats: i once met a grizzled old dude in a bar who had been career airborne
mats: shortly after becoming an NCO he was involved in a bad jump where his hand got caught in the static line
mats: he had a few seconds to make a decision to risk breaking his arm and dying on the way down or lose a few fingers
mats: he decided to give up the fingers. told me it didn't hurt that much.
mats: same guy told me he developed carpal tunnel after getting into computers and using some weird one handed keyboard with odd mappings
mats: after drinking heavily one night he decided to fix the problem with a brick and smashed his wrist
mats: it didn't work. kek. but, this didn't hurt that much either...
mats: not the brightest guy but shit he was a boss
BingoBoingo: Well, it seems like he had the right idea
decimation: surgeons harm in order to heal too
decimation: they just have more finesse
mats: its pretty hopeless as far as carpal tunnel goes
undata: mats: was there some more specific strategy with the brick than "fuck this wrist..." ?
mats: didn't ask, was too busy laughing
BingoBoingo could imagine in the not too distant future people doomed to careers of data entry having surgery to radiacally rearrange the anatomy of their arms below the elbow.
undata: reminds me of my stepdad; he once nailgunned 3 fingers together, then calmly drove himself to the hospital and when asked what his "complaint" was, presented the hand with a grin
undata: BingoBoingo: hopefully we have some BCI thing by then
undata: brain-computer interface
BingoBoingo: fuck that. We don't have computers I'd trust for an important half of that.
BingoBoingo: Quietly reading things it shouldn't be reading while leaving me unaware
undata: oh it brings up all kinds of terrifing scenarios
decimation: right now one must drill a hole in the skull and dress the would each week to prevent infection that could eat your brain
decimation: s/would/wound/
thestringpuller: mats: that's the most depressing story I've heard today :(
BingoBoingo: It's not the terrifying scenarios that worry, but the mundane ones.
mats: i talked to a surgeon a few years ago (ive had CTS since 18) and i was told that 50% of people operated on don't experience any change, and of the remaining half that get positive results, half of them see only a mild reduction in pain and a good number (i can't remember) experience a recurrence in symptoms in their lifetime
undata: mats: I went on a recent keybinding rally mapping things to space as leader plus keys around the index and middle fingers
undata: helped a lot
decimation: mats: it's probably cheaper and safer for him to knock you out and perform a placebo surgery on you
decimation: I found mapping ctrl to caps lock helps alot for emacs pinkie
mats: i wasted 2 months talking at a computer (dragon) trying to make it do useful things
undata: I pervert emacs with evil mode and evil leader
thestringpuller: ewww emacs
thestringpuller: VIM 4 lyfe
undata: thestringpuller: I find the best vim to be emacs :D
decimation: mats: how did dragon work for you
mats: i shouldn't have tried coding in python
mats: at the end of 2 months i had gone through a stack of keyboards i bought at a flea market
thestringpuller: i've always wanted to write a sketch about two computer gangs who are as ruthless as bloods and crips. but they are the vim's and emacs'
mats: ... smashed em to bits in fits of rage
assbot: Using Python to Code by Voice - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1zMvMBH )
mats: it was ok, i guess, i'm impatient is all
mats: it took six weeks to get the software somewhere usable
decimation: yeah I think coding with speech recognition would suck
decimation: it would probably be okay for dictating an email or whatever
mats: for basic things. i never really got it to work with code.
undata: decimation: the guy above came up with his own weird language for voice-coding
undata: I'd never use it, but seems great if you lack functional hands
decimation: yeah the logical option would be to make up words to stand for syntax stuff
decimation: actually, what about morse code?
decimation: it's not as dumb as it sounds. one can buy a 'keyer' that will automatically make series of dots, dashes and combinations of dot/dashes
thestringpuller: Financial Services "BitFunder"
thestringpuller: https://bitfunder.com/ << d00d the site is still live?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 10000 @ 0.0012 = 12 BTC
mats: when i was in pre-air assault training i did a 12mi ruck to train up for the big one
mats: the night before i eat a monster dinner with like half a pound of pasta, because carbs are energy amirite
mats: anyway, its 30 pounds of gear with 8-9 pounds of rubber ducky, helmet, and vest with empty mags and water
mats: i'm in godly shape cause i've been working hard to try and qualify for this badass school
mats: i'm way ahead of most of the group by mile 8
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 4000 @ 0.0012 = 4.8 BTC
mats: and for about 30 mins i've been wanting to shit my fucking brains out, because pasta
mats: i'm about to ascend a hill, still got a good lead, so i decide to roll down the side of a berm
mats: like a ninja
mats: and i drop my trousers and assplode everywhere. i get it on my gear, no way around it
mats: i try to clean up with pine needles and brush and shit but it doesn't really work, and i didn't pack baby wipes
decimation: sock?
mats: i do ma bestest, pull up my big boy pants and basically sprint the rest of the way there
mats: afterwards, we're in formation and all the dudes in the group have made it, and people are making fart jokes as usual
mats: eventually the dude behind me realizes it was me and calls me out
mats: i... lol bc wtf are you going to do?
mats: the nco running the thing gets in front, starts talking, etc, and stops in front of me and starts bitching at me about putting my shit away
mats: he says it a buncha times and i'm confused bc how am i going to clean up before we get back to the barracks?
mats: he gestures, i look down, and realize my dong is hanging loose
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decimation: lol that's hilarious
undata: that was not nearly enough bash
decimation: actually that's good training for 'the real thing': http://www.isegoria.net/2014/12/parasympathetic-backlash/
assbot: Parasympathetic Backlash « Isegoria ... ( http://bit.ly/1zMxh2T )
assbot: Last 26 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2WF61CF.txt )
BingoBoingo: Fine moar bash
decimation: " In combat this very often results in nonessential activities such as digestion, bladder control, and sphincter control being completely shut down. This process is so intense that soldiers very often suffer stress diarrhea, and it is not at all uncommon for them to urinate and defecate in their pants as the body literally “blows its ballast” in an attempt to provide all the energy resources required to ensure its survival."
mats: i ended up ruining a knee a few weeks later
mats: too much running with gear on, apparently thats not good for your joints
mats: you gotta finish the 12mi in under 3 hours
mats: almost broke my back too, shit and pissed blood at one point
mats: but i got to fast rope off a UH-60 so that was cool i guess
decimation: !up qntranet
BingoBoingo: Hello anything you can recieve assistance with?
thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: slow news weekend eh?
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: working on a piece
thestringpuller: qntra needs more addicts and regulars based on quantcast lol
decimation: !up kuzetsa
thestringpuller: I'm watchin Hulu, and the commercial playing during this show is a Bank of America partnering with Khan Academy ad, about budgeting money. And it's like "Really?"
BingoBoingo: scoopbor -fetch
BingoBoingo: scoopbot -fetch
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