trinque: I did not properly record my lol at that idea.
trinque: it's pretty damn excellent
BingoBoingo: If a bum want's money he's for hire. If he doesn't want your wage for doing your work, the bum can get fucked. Hence Bumfucked.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/bridge-collapses-atlanta-freeway-fire-during-rush-hour-n740871
BingoBoingo: A lord is not obligated to challenge a bum's pleas for cash with trabajo, but a lord is welcome to.
BingoBoingo: HOLY SHIT ALF FUCKING FAKE NEWS BURIED THIS "SIGNAL" In 'hurr durr flynn' 'hurr durr committee'
BingoBoingo: Also fuck PVC
BingoBoingo: Anyways, this is decent roundup xtend fuel
BingoBoingo: This plus the organophosphate fan club, actual pesticide edition may be justified
mircea_popescu: iiincredible, you mean infrastructure doesn't upkeep itself ?!
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/9838A8C979FE64750D2CAF9C52882E716DD2B5723A27D7C0D889903C3985425C << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1089...1077 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '22.214.171.124 (ssh-rsa key from 126.96.36.199 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown DE HE)
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/9838A8C979FE64750D2CAF9C52882E716DD2B5723A27D7C0D889903C3985425C << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1222...3387 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '188.8.131.52 (ssh-rsa key from 184.108.40.206 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown DE HE)
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-30#1634606 << old air-cooled vw bug currently tops my list
a111: Logged on 2017-03-30 03:34 pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-29#1634474 << what you really want is http://cdn2.autoexpress.co.uk/sites/autoexpressuk/files/styles/gallery_adv/public/0/63/4_8_0_0_0.jpg?itok=9Yt1kgFK http://goautomedia.cdn.on.net/gallery/citroen/c4%20cactus/HIRES-Citroen%20Cactus%20003.jpg a citroen!
CompanionCube: hah. 'Apache/2.2.3 (Debian) DAV/2 PHP/5.2.0-8+etch15 Server at 220.127.116.11 Port 80'
a111: Logged on 2017-03-30 04:08 asciilifeform: not a chore because plastic panels, no. but -- chore.
ben_vulpes: if there's not fifteen degrees between your angles of velocity and acceleration why bother
shinohai: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-31#1635107 <<< /me has only heard of teh collapse, caused by 'massive fire' - yet I have yet to hear what caused the fire in the first place.
a111: Logged on 2017-03-31 04:10 BingoBoingo: Anyways, this is decent roundup xtend fuel
ben_vulpes: possibly pvc pipes, according to link
mircea_popescu: pvc pipes carrying what ?
ben_vulpes: stored empty under the bridge
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-31#1635123 << this is ridiculous. for one thing, pvc piping is treated against this, won't burn by itself (much like how cigarette won't burn out, if you don't drag it goes out).
a111: Logged on 2017-03-31 05:44 ben_vulpes: stored empty under the bridge
mircea_popescu: for the other thing, leaving aside the whole "pvc doesn't actually burn hot enough to melt bridge" - suppose it's 16 inch schedule 80 pipe. that means 30 or so meters per ton, but it also means that if you store ten pipes on the ground (4 meters wide, this), with nine on top followed by eight on 3rd level etc you get five levels of that per two meters height. pvc is about 40 MJ/kg, the arrangement would yield 10+9+8+7+6 = 40m
mircea_popescu: total worth of pipe under any meter of bridge worth maaaybe 50-60 GJ/meter over however long they take to burn, half hour or such. even unventilated, what's that supposed to do ? next we're going to hear rpo-a shmel can take out us bridges an' shit.
mircea_popescu: (to be clear : this isn't an argument in the vein of "what happened didn;t happen", but merely an observation that the item must have been VERY poorly maintained for the collapse to occur. that it's being sold as disaster is very much in the vein of the 1923 "palace of established happiness" fire : the eunuchs dun really want anyone to see how much they've stolen, so there was a... fire.)
mircea_popescu: heya mod6
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-31#1635126 << hey, if the imbecile public bought the melting skyscrapers, they'll buy a bridge, why not.
a111: Logged on 2017-03-31 10:22 mircea_popescu: for the other thing, leaving aside the whole "pvc doesn't actually burn hot enough to melt bridge" - suppose it's 16 inch schedule 80 pipe. that means 30 or so meters per ton, but it also means that if you store ten pipes on the ground (4 meters wide, this), with nine on top followed by eight on 3rd level etc you get five levels of that per two meters height. pvc is about 40 MJ/kg, the arrangement would yield 10+9+8+7+6 = 40m
Framedragger: just ftr, i've been poking around scans.io which now has a search interface for (e.g.) all ipv4 space (among other things). e.g.: https://www.censys.io/ipv4/18.104.22.168/table#22 (ssh - banner, whole public key, etc.; also https, etc etc.)
Framedragger: ^ could be useful (obvs would be even more useful to replicate all that data and own it (so to speak))
Framedragger: but also a useful reminder that scanz done here are not original, and it's not an instance of "this was done before, whoops no data to show there." (ironically took a look at censys.io due to https://eprint.iacr.org/2015/262.pdf (hanno boeck's article))
shinohai: The deceitful shitbag strikes again.
Framedragger: i'm not convinced he lied (NOT TROLLING/BAITING) :D i think he may have just been daft, and expecting to be taken seriously when saying "oh i did dis. look an article"
asciilifeform: were you there for the seclist thread with boeck, Framedragger ?
asciilifeform: or for when he pushed the latest shitoshi
asciilifeform: and megablox
Framedragger: shitoshi - no, don't recall.
asciilifeform: i recommend to reread mircea_popescu's 2parter re boeck.
Framedragger: i'll search later but if you have references handy, would be helpful and would read
shinohai chose to wait for asciilifeform and not take the bait
Framedragger: (i did just read one of those two parts)
Framedragger: thank you
asciilifeform: ^ and thread
shinohai: Write tool for skids, get blamed for their havoc.
ben_vulpes: live by the amusing crazy of ms, die by the amusing crazy of usg
trinque: and also living under queer legal systems where intent matters
asciilifeform: 'Huddleston, though, isn’t a hacker. He’s the author of a remote administration tool, or RAT, called NanoCore that happens to be popular with hackers. NanoCore has been linked to intrusions in at least 10 countries, including an attack on Middle Eastern energy firms in 2015, and a massive phishing campaign last August in which the perpetrators posed as major oil and gas company.'
asciilifeform: number of microshit execs arrested and hanged : 0
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Current Blocks: 459792 | Current Difficulty: 4.99635929816E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 461663 | Next Difficulty In: 1871 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 5 days, 6 hours, 39 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
asciilifeform: in other lulz, http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/E2F4757FC884524C955F904C46307B1769B0A6F8B4FA439DB196277DA2599617
trinque: these kids that want to emulate the movie hackers...
shinohai: Today is "International Transgender Day of Visibility" .... Where's Leah ?
mircea_popescu: lol ty!
asciilifeform: ohai mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: i say, girls here have a lot better tits than argentines.
mircea_popescu: nfi how this is possibru.
shinohai: Feel free to share pics for science.
ben_vulpes: that is one highly manicured babe
mircea_popescu: they're also incredibly camera shy! mindboggling.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform get a load of this : kids get examined EVERY YEAR.
ben_vulpes: no way!
mircea_popescu: im telling you.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: didja re-use the same old castle mircea_popescustein you had there prior ?
mircea_popescu: and none of the bs, teacher delivers in classroom
ben_vulpes: (in re c.r.)
mircea_popescu: it's exam time whole city is full of kids all ages (jr high even!!) walking to exam centers
shinohai: Goddamnit I ALMOST SAID Costa Rica yesterday ....
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform nah. ten years increased the size significantly.
mircea_popescu: i'm fat nao.
asciilifeform: and oh hey, BingoBoingo can finally drive to visit mircea_popescu .
mircea_popescu: so can you.
asciilifeform: he likes driving.
asciilifeform: though given the condition of american airports, it is no longer obvious that air is faster..
mircea_popescu: actually i was thinking, im not going to hold another conference, because it's just not a sane opsec proposition. however, one fellow at a time coming down for a week or somesuch is more than tenable. what's airfare, fiddy bux ? pack up the missus an' come say hi.
mircea_popescu: Framedragger is it your site that ?
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: which one?
asciilifeform: land of the ocelot, eh. who wouldn't want to visit.
Framedragger: ah - no! was there before me
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform there's this distinct clicking colibris make when they come for the first morning drink.
mircea_popescu: sounds pretty much like old hdd giving up the ghost
mircea_popescu: !#s click of dearth
a111: 0 results for "click of dearth", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=click%20of%20dearth
asciilifeform: i think we've all heard the Click
asciilifeform: and believe or not, the bird is found even here.
asciilifeform: but -- rare.
mircea_popescu: i wonder if anyone tried pouring some honey on the things. maybe they were just aiming for colibri ?!
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform there's many different kinds of them. these are dark blue.
mircea_popescu: se swamp ones more like rusty orange iirc.
mircea_popescu: Framedragger nice info dump that censys.io thing though
asciilifeform: i was looking at it this morning -- not so nice imho. it seems to have unwritten snippety-snipping re 'konsoomer' ip ranges
mircea_popescu: i dunno how complete it is.
asciilifeform: and doesn't do full port scan, has, e.g., nfi that dulap has bitcoin on 8333
asciilifeform: doesn't see zoolag at all
asciilifeform: (because, i suspect, 'konsoomer' and various 'it wouldn't do' propositions)
asciilifeform: so presently asciilifeform is unimpressed
mircea_popescu: full port is slow and expensive though. "Censys collects data on hosts and websites through daily ZMap and ZGrab scans of the IPv4 address space, in turn maintaining a database of how hosts and websites are configured."
mircea_popescu: you'd prolly need 4k machines to do full port scans daily
asciilifeform: it sure is, Framedragger described how expensive. you end up regularly booted off isp
asciilifeform: or how did it go.
mircea_popescu: my only problem is that they use google groups. had they had an irc room i'd have dropped by. a well.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you spread them out.
Framedragger: (unless..you know..botnet..)
mircea_popescu: http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20170331/#151 << yeah well, selective history is the best way to turn apparent malice into probable stupidity.
scriba: Logged on 2017-03-31: [14:58:44] <Framedragger> shitoshi - no, don't recall.
Framedragger: no i agree, should educate self before saying things like that, so will do.
mircea_popescu: http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20170331/#162 << justice is not a SOPS item ; maintaining the crown however is. dorks just want necks to squeeze s'all. entirely symmetrical to mp's http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-29#1634183
a111: Logged on 2017-03-29 17:59 mircea_popescu: correct strategy when dealing with the empire of idiots -- hang the idiots, not their handlers.
scriba: Logged on 2017-03-31: [15:30:44] <ben_vulpes> live by the amusing crazy of ms, die by the amusing crazy of usg
mircea_popescu: they wanna hang people who can do, not the idiots. the idiots are their own.
a111: Logged on 2017-03-31 18:09 mircea_popescu: actually i was thinking, im not going to hold another conference, because it's just not a sane opsec proposition. however, one fellow at a time coming down for a week or somesuch is more than tenable. what's airfare, fiddy bux ? pack up the missus an' come say hi.
mircea_popescu: zika ?! how the fuck did you get thatr
asciilifeform: ain't it a bit far north for that
ben_vulpes: cdc is ~only resource i have
mircea_popescu: wait. do you mean YOU got zika fever and can't travel, or do you mean costa rica has it ?
ben_vulpes: floating around c.r., aaui
mircea_popescu: eh that's ridiculous. i've yet to see a mosquito.
mircea_popescu: (believe it or not this was on mp's list of things for the scouts to look out for. not because of any disease per se but because i can't fucking stand the buggers.)
asciilifeform: looks like usg has ~everything starting with texas and below coloured in.
ben_vulpes: no mosquitos in centroamerica?
asciilifeform: incl. argentina, where the mosquitoes didn't even ~work~
mircea_popescu: in costa rica.
asciilifeform: (were unable to pierce asciilifeform's skin, at all)
mircea_popescu: may be a problem down by the beach ? (humans live way up in the mountain here)
ben_vulpes: hm interesting
mircea_popescu will now have this looked into.
ben_vulpes: ya, thx
asciilifeform: what does zika do to a grown man anyway
mircea_popescu: pregnant women iirc
ben_vulpes: plus viral, so big fat ? on how long it hangs around
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: imposes a great big fucking weight on a man's pocketbook, above and beyond the typical spawn
mircea_popescu: ok here we go :
mircea_popescu: "As of W5 2017, 1`722 confirmed cases of Zika have been reported in Costa Rica. As of W50 2016, the cantons reporting the highest cumulative rate per 10`000 population are Garabito(289), Orotina (266), and Esparza(235)."
mircea_popescu: none of which in san jose.
mircea_popescu: seems it peaked at 550 confirmed cases in august 2016 and is down to ~50 suspected cases by feb.
mircea_popescu: apparently they got a grand total of 3 probable cases. https://www.ministeriodesalud.go.cr/index.php/biblioteca-de-archivos/vigilancia-de-la-salud/analisis-de-situacion-de-salud/3243-boletin-epidemiologico-no-11-2017-zika-chikungunya-y-dengue/file
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes anyway, so bring the fixed ones ; or give it a few weeks, either way.
ben_vulpes: aya, noted
ben_vulpes: not doing a lot of travel for the next few years for obvious reasons
mircea_popescu: the thing is supposed to be an amenity not an inconvenience at any rate.
ben_vulpes: nono, i'd love to! 'twould be a riot! i am just exceptionally lazy
mircea_popescu: http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20170331/#165 << pretty much the only cogent thing to say about that idiocy.
scriba: Logged on 2017-03-31: [15:52:39] <asciilifeform> number of microshit execs arrested and hanged : 0
mircea_popescu: anyway, cr geography is very california-like. there's beach and mountain.
mircea_popescu: the beach goes to both atlantic and pacific though, and the mountain's really a volcano, but anyway
ben_vulpes: i would very much like to piss into both oceans on the same day
ben_vulpes: that would please me
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: and pet a jaguar.
asciilifeform: ( pretty sure cr is one of the few places that still has him )
mircea_popescu: yeah jaguars are cool
mircea_popescu: they're like cat**cat in terms of sheer elegance.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes one of the best things to do with import sluts is take them up the arenal, you can watch the lava flow in the night.
ben_vulpes: the jet-turbine-powered motorbike of cats
mircea_popescu: but there's a general "This place is too fucking cool to sleep" vibe, and besides -- no one may claim they've had fruit before having them in cr. whole different ballgame re what ripe actually means.
mircea_popescu: oh, and also, as the latest addition to trilema headerspace may attest, i look strapping in a panama hat!
asciilifeform: i see a hog-tied chick
mircea_popescu: it picks randomly
shinohai: I have the tied up girl too ... perfect for my guests earlier.
mircea_popescu: she's not even tied, just discarded.
shinohai: I see you have traded the machete for an umbrella.
shinohai hopes it shoots poison darts .....
mircea_popescu: shoots tzetze flies
shinohai: A bit more merciful than teste flies.
mircea_popescu: incidentally the t
mircea_popescu: tzetze is one of the most effectual human repellants. there's a large area of verdant africa which stays that way because neither cattle nor obamas can live there.
mircea_popescu: and by large we mean like 10mn sqkms sorta large.
trinque: mircea_popescu: congrats on the move! enjoyed my brief tour of CR very much, will be back through someday.
ben_vulpes: got a piece of paper from some government science department, "response required by law"
ben_vulpes: veen's over there ranting about how "fuck buddy and here i thought forever stamps a decent hedge against inflation but NO the FUCKING GOVERNMENT can just MAKE YOU BURN THEM"
mircea_popescu: wait wut
asciilifeform: how is printolade ( the last time asciilifeform bought postage stamps, they came out of an INKJET PRINTER i shit thee not, right in the vending machine) a hedge of any sort ?
ben_vulpes: it's a postage stamp asciilifeform
ben_vulpes: it's not actually a hedge
asciilifeform: betcha somebody, somewhere, really did think 'oh hey a fiddycent treasury bond' at some point.
ben_vulpes regards the fireproof lockbox of stamps sadly
ben_vulpes: i thought this was how warren buffet got rich
mircea_popescu: no he collected chewing gum wrappers
mircea_popescu: whole different thing!
asciilifeform: oh speaking of
asciilifeform: word has it that wriggley co. is in hot water with ru gov
asciilifeform: for selling chewing gum where wrapper had instruction 'climb to the top of a tall building and think of what you must accomplish before death'
asciilifeform: it was supposed to be a lol, but mistimed, there is a mass hysteria in ru presently re 'gas fairy' and similar memes
ben_vulpes: gas fairy?
mircea_popescu: here's some random lul : wolbachia is possibly the most successful bacteria ; in any case is the most widely distributed sexual transmitted disease ; about half of all insects extant carry some form ; many species can't reproduce if uninfected, or cant' even survive.
asciilifeform: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3037124/kids-suffer-horrific-burns-in-sinister-fire-fairy-online-game-which-tricks-them-into-turning-on-gas-ringsafter-blue-whale-suicide-game-is-linked-to-130-deaths/ << english , just for ben_vulpes
mircea_popescu: ONE of the things wolbachia does is... feminize! (because sperm can't carry it, only females do). so it makes these feminine or pseudo-feminine male insects.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: al schwartz wrote about a similar parasite in fish
mircea_popescu: considering how poorly understood infection is, i wonder how many of the contemporaneous faux males are actually biologically infected with dumbass rather than just genetically unfit.
shinohai: !~later tell BingoBoingo http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/UgQoa/?raw=true <<< a nice, lulzy way to round up this month
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: and it also provides drm! infected males can't reproduce with disease-free females (or females infected by other strains).
mircea_popescu: quite the fascinating little bugger.
mircea_popescu: !~google trichogramma
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Trichogramma - Wikipedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichogramma>; Moth Egg Parasite ( Trichogramma Wasp) | Planet Natural: <https://www.planetnatural.com/beneficial-insects-101/parasitic-wasp/>; Trichogramma – Free Shipping | Planet Natural: <https://www.planetnatural.com/product/trichogramma-wasps/>
ben_vulpes: !#s cpio
shinohai: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8LF7SbUIAAnDFx.jpg <<< "Advert in local newspaper in Pakistan by people who have congratulated a friend for buying an iPhone"
BingoBoingo: Costa Rica v. Argentina defiitely shaves some months off of the drive
mircea_popescu: fo sho.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2017/03/the-dao-is-still-empty-slock-it-derps-claim-anon-investor-interest/ << Qntra - The DAO Is Still Empty: Slock.it Derps Claim Anon Investor Interest
shinohai: meh I kinda flubbed the closing on that article, but still lulzy
shinohai: Maybe s/security is top notch/security is some of the best available/
BingoBoingo: Well, time to start fussing over the next piece
shinohai wrote the piece on his patio in direct sun, far away from burning interstate overpasses ....
shinohai: The going inside to encrypt it should have given me pause though.
mod6: quick update. with all the running around i've been doing for my mom last few days, totally forgot to write up the SoBA. It might be out a day late. Or.. maybe not.
mod6: Anyway, just a heads-up.
mod6: heheh. so going through a lot of her things since she's moved to hospice...
mod6: turns out she's an avid Qntra reader.
mod6: and reads the SoBAs. she had a three-ring binder for each full of articles, etc. trilema too.
mod6: was kinda blown away by that.
shinohai makes note that she is avid Qntra reader ....
mod6: lol, i even found one full of orlov articles.
shinohai: I'll bet she reads the logs, you'll find those hidden away in the attic later on.
mod6: lol, maybe!
shinohai: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/Bound_computer_printout.agr.jpg/220px-Bound_computer_printout.agr.jpg <<< Printed on this
mod6: "Interacting with fiact institution, a guide" printed 2014.03.27 16:52
mod6: who knew?
shinohai: A most excellent article.
mod6: She was straight up sawing down trees for this stuff.
shinohai: Well, this is truly all the news fit to print.
shinohai: If she was printing out subreddits, then I might worry.
mod6: haha, i doubt it, but who knows!?
mod6 starts writing SoBA for march