diana_coman: $gettrust Zakorus123
deedbot: L1: 0, L2: 0 by 0 connections.
diana_coman: $rate Zakorus123 1 new Euloran
deedbot: Zakorus123 is not registered in WoT.
diana_coman: $rate Zakorus123 1 new Euloran
deedbot: Zakorus123 is not registered in WoT.
diana_coman: $rate Zakorus123 1 new Euloran
punkman: "Luxembourg has granted a license to bitcoin exchange Bitstamp making it Europe's first fully regulated payment institution for the cryptocurrency with expectations high that an extra layer of legitimacy could lead more people to trade bitcoin."
jurov: lol that "extra layer of legitimacy" is their own wording?
punkman: from http://www.cnbc.com/2016/04/26/europe-launches-its-first-licensed-bitcoin-exchange.html
punkman: more EU derping, "OPINION of the Committee on the Internal Market and Consumer Protection for the Committee on Economic and Monetary Affairs on virtual currencies" http://dpaste.com/0WCYXG8
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D7A424C5578F8539E6FD933044161659B3741384A0C093D67C47AFC72630A00A << lelz
gribble: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: possibly of interest to ben_vulpes et al : http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/BE984BF3D21583295791E06CE4C7936521B37A6F9441044117B406F01AFCDDC0
mircea_popescu: $key Zakorus123
mircea_popescu: ...
mircea_popescu: $key Zakorus123
mircea_popescu: ty.
mircea_popescu: ahh trinque this $key buzns is neatola-cola.
mircea_popescu: trinque mind getting deedbot to join #eulora also so i have wot access there directly ?
trinque: sure np; I will have to push a simple change later to make its channel parameter a list
mircea_popescu: cool.
mircea_popescu: in other argentina news, cold snap here (was 5-7 degrees three nights running, this is an outrage. it snows once a century in buenos aires), gas pressure down by 70%, it's a wonder anything still works.
mircea_popescu: you should see all the stiff nippled, shriveling, сморщенность chicks sporting greatcoats and whatnot lmao.
mircea_popescu: fucking tempted to make next residence krasnoyarsk or something.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: l0l!!
mircea_popescu: ikr ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this idea is by no means original to me, but - observe - places without real winter tend to spawn tards
mircea_popescu: explain canada.
asciilifeform: what about it
mircea_popescu: oooook :D
asciilifeform: winter per se does not create genius, no. chukcha exists.
asciilifeform: but it is a nutrient of sorts.
mircea_popescu: explain the ur-example of this trope, babylon.
mircea_popescu: and the golden crescent, and egypt.
mircea_popescu: and, for that matter, explain the n-s stratification of china.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: climatechaaaaange!1111111
mircea_popescu: ahahaha i c.
punkman: surviving in the desert is also hard neh?
asciilifeform: punkman: deserts create their own sort of chukcha.
mircea_popescu has lived with bedouins, would pick them over ustards if had to.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu would prolly pick dead squirrel in cardboard box over ustards
asciilifeform: and hell, i would too
mircea_popescu: nope.
mircea_popescu: i lived there, certainly in more states than the majority of citizens, had a great time of it.
asciilifeform: i bet mircea_popescu would have great time hanging out with chukchas also
asciilifeform: so long as it was ~hang out~ and not ~condemned to live as~
mircea_popescu: this is possible. i never actually did. but had great time with ukrs :)
mircea_popescu: certainly the coupla refugee chechens trying to pass for serbs in the 1990s were fun to party with :D
asciilifeform: almost anything can be a joyride if you get to pick and choose what parts of it you actually touch
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo please show him the instruments.
asciilifeform: lel
asciilifeform: 'As an example, Hypponen said he had recently spoken to a European aircraft maker that said it cleans the cockpits of its planes every week of malware designed for Android phones. The malware spread to the planes only because factory employees were charging their phones with the USB port in the cockpit.'
asciilifeform: ^ moar lulz
mircea_popescu: heh
asciilifeform: ^ from the 'google is the new microshit' dept.
asciilifeform: wat is this
mircea_popescu: someguy.
asciilifeform: snore.
asciilifeform: quite unrelatedly, http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/summary?doi=10.1.1.40.4467 << vintage lulz
trinque: http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2016/04/how-long-until-we-see-google-play-on-windows-mac-os-and-linux/ << moar google is the new m1cro$hit
trinque: who didn't see it coming since they first did NaCl?
mircea_popescu: word.
shinohai: http://www.stripes.com/news/us/pentagon-to-test-f-35-against-a-10-in-common-sense-war-scenario-showdown-1.406393 "As soon as we can get the planes to stop rebooting their systems midair and junk"
trinque: fascinating. is this test meant to simulate a future, fractured US military fighting against itself?
asciilifeform: trinque: americans almost always use own machines on both sides of a wargame
asciilifeform: (they have a supply of foreign hardware but it is precious and rarely switched on)
mircea_popescu: shinohai it should perhaps be added that a decade ago, when romania was fresh in nato etc, there was a joint exercise, with romania being designated the bad guy because they flew migs.
mircea_popescu: they also downed EVERY SINGLE US FIGHTER, with those same migs.
mircea_popescu: it ended up something like 44-1
mircea_popescu: this is not to say romania is any kind of genius pit. it's simply to say that in any sort of full scale confrontation, the russians have air supremacy over any battlefield outside the continental us.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: how are these normally played? 'laser tag' ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform a more complex version, they do the target acquisition and simulated shooting.
mircea_popescu: ie, the radars follow the imagined firings and count a hit when it "hits".
asciilifeform: ah.
mircea_popescu: it's a decent approximation with modern weaponry, in flight missile failures are rare.
mircea_popescu: detonation failures slightly more common, but still rare enough.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform also in fairness, they were modernised migs. many things, but especially an electronic warfare module from israel that at the time was absolutely top of the line.
asciilifeform: well yeah i assumed it was not the pile of scrap at the timis. airport.
mircea_popescu: myeah lol
shinohai wishes Russians really had blown that whacko midget Tom Cruise out of the sky in Top Gun.
deedbot: [Trilema] Random visuals from someplace - http://trilema.com/2016/random-visuals-from-someplace/
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2016/random-visuals-from-someplace/#comment-117143
trinque: https://mta.openssl.org/pipermail/openssl-announce/2016-April/000069.html << incoming opensslulz
asciilifeform: https://www.openssl.org/news/secadv/20160301.txt << last month's lulz
asciilifeform: l0l, nadia heninger in there
asciilifeform: and there is still such a thing as 'export ciphers' ?!
joecool: will be interested to see if libressl keeps up its lack of "high" rated severity defects
mircea_popescu: joecool word.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform answer't.
shinohai: ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/xSs
gribble: The operation succeeded.
punkman: "Brought me a towel instead" << I lol'd
mircea_popescu: i'm not even fucking kidding, like a bath towel.
mircea_popescu: green.
punkman: ahaha
shinohai: Maybe they thought you wished to make ablutions with the champagne.
mircea_popescu: or maybe they were just working there.
punkman: "let me bring you a mop and a bucket sir"
mircea_popescu: "so you can wrap your bottle in the bucket while you pour it through the mop"
mircea_popescu: come to where the flavour is.
shinohai: Was the champagne at least good?
mircea_popescu: yes, there's a coupla very good types.
mircea_popescu: there's also undrinkable piss, so it's a skill all in its own.
asciilifeform: in other nyooz, apparently you can get rf shielding spray paint
asciilifeform: and it is not entirely terrible.
shinohai: Paint your own Faraday cage!
shinohai: http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/28/man-in-hedgehog-onesie-with-bomb-strapped-to-his-chest-sparks-panic-in-baltimore-5848504/ <<< BingoBoingo tried to warn us furries were dangerous.
mircea_popescu: lol
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the bus thing is quite a mindfuck
deedbot: [» Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] For some, embarrassment is rare. For some, it’s sous-vide. - http://www.contravex.com/2016/04/28/for-some-embarrassment-is-rare-for-some-its-sous-vide/
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: re earlier link, http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/7647EA40F37B05AD2B809AEB672174F6A820149F730C163439746772EBF35392 << key from schneier's www. quite different.
mircea_popescu: aha. he prolly lost the passphrase to the other one ?
mircea_popescu: o no wait, that was zimmerman.
asciilifeform: schnimmerman
asciilifeform: or perhaps zneier.
asciilifeform: $ curl -s http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/sadmods | grep -c -i "mirrored"
asciilifeform: 151
asciilifeform: $ curl -s http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/sadmods | grep -c -i " 1 is not prime"
asciilifeform: ^ in othernyooz.
asciilifeform: curl -s http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/sadmods | grep -c -i ".gov"
asciilifeform: curl -s http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/sadmods | grep -c -i ".mil"
asciilifeform: 19
asciilifeform: and who is interested in whatever else, can grep himself!
deedbot: [Qntra] New Vatican Bank Scandal: Coinbase Style Account Closures - http://qntra.net/2016/04/godfather_part_3_was_boring/
BingoBoingo: ^ Actual title: "New Vatican Bank Scandal: Coinbase Style Account Closures" ty shinohai
shinohai: :D
BingoBoingo: Oh, for some reason /me was confused and thought Deedbot only did urls
shinohai: dat url
BingoBoingo: Gotta fuck with google
shinohai: You gonna do an investigation linking possible furry ties to ISIS ?
BingoBoingo: mebbe
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: why does qntra web-based irc link still point to #b-a ?
BingoBoingo: fck, will correct
BingoBoingo: fxd
asciilifeform: from the dept. of definitely-not-nyooz, http://www.emis.de/journals/INTEGERS/papers/l6/l6.pdf << strictly for aficionados !
asciilifeform: 'Mathematics Research Group, National Security Agency, Fort George G. Meade'
shinohai: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/4gv858/xotikatv_shows_my_deposit_in_mycelium_how_is_that/ <<< possibly because you are too dumb to remove an address label before sending coins.
asciilifeform: ;;later tell BingoBoingo https://cryptome.org/2016/04/gsa-le-wacko.pdf << qntra ?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mod6: This is a bar where the waitress brought me champagne but forgot the napkin, and when I asked for one she couldn't produce such. Brought me a towel instead. What the hell's the difference, right ? << lol
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i'll give you another mindfuck, by explaining the baez reference mentioned en passant.
asciilifeform: hm?
asciilifeform: in other nyooz, i am readying the bernsteinatronic phuctorer for blastoff.
mircea_popescu: so this schmuck is an "entrepreneur", whatever, typical socialist state constructed leech, like they have in ro ru us etc. a peter thiel (speaking of which, anyone actually recall the x.com thing ? which is how he became famous in the first place ?)
mircea_popescu: now, he's also an argentine. he was the main man of the ex-president, govt changed, he would have to be thicker than the law permits to not realise they're coming to steal his shit next.
mircea_popescu: he has had almost half a year, during which he failed to drive the 200 "automoviles de lujo" ie, upmarket consumer crap across the border into chile.
mircea_popescu: HE COULD HAVE DONE THE DEED HIMSELF. did not.
mircea_popescu: "hid them" through the process of throwing a tarp over the shit.
mircea_popescu: then "el fiscal marijuan" (i kid you not) discovered that there are "a lot more properties than previously known". ie, looked under the tarp.
asciilifeform: who the fuck 'saves' in ... cars
mircea_popescu: argentines.
mircea_popescu: this is not even a joke. they believe cars are "an investment"
mircea_popescu: they also believe "de lujo" means 60k crap from the us, fucking ford fiestas and whatnit
asciilifeform: and not museum cars...?
asciilifeform: but generic?
mircea_popescu: generic.
asciilifeform: l0l!!
mircea_popescu: about 1/3 of the country's trade defficit is rich idiots "investing"
mircea_popescu: and with a country that invests like this, famine should surprise no-one.
mircea_popescu: they readily agree with me when i say "argentina is horribly managed". they have not the fucking inklest of an idea wtf they mean,
mircea_popescu: seriously, that woman put a million dollars into cars.
mircea_popescu: and when i say she looks like a used up old whore people go "o how could you say this about la presidenta"
asciilifeform: sounds like an egypt
mircea_popescu: she's no fucking presidenta, she's an old whore from west texas. looks, ~and thinks~ like she did the trucker routes all her life
mircea_popescu: supreme accomplishment is a retirement full of cars. "luxury" cars.
asciilifeform: i dun see the famine tho, it'll be a usg/cn recreditatron
mircea_popescu: right, BECAUSE THEYRE WHITE
asciilifeform: serbs were white
mircea_popescu: no, serbs were slavic.
asciilifeform: point
mircea_popescu: you may think that's white. anglos don't. meanwhile spanish folks, fucked by the arabs into a shade barely distinct from maghreb's, white as the queen's own milk.
asciilifeform: tho slavs only blackened because there was no lizard investment in'em
mircea_popescu: it's all a mental issue.
mircea_popescu: anyway, there's no way to recreditatron this bubble. they're about 5 bn short. nobody's sp[ending 50bn to buy 40mn inept turdheads.
mircea_popescu: there'll be some famine.
asciilifeform: some. but not enough that i can walk in and buy one.
asciilifeform: they will be sold, as slavs were sold, in pallets
mircea_popescu: the problem there is still entirely mental. their reaction to famine is to further oppress young females, so you won't be able to buy one not because all she does all day is sit in a concrete jail and watch youtube vids
mircea_popescu: but because she doesn't believe there's anything else for her.
mircea_popescu: sucks old woman cock and counts herself happy.
asciilifeform: l0l!
mircea_popescu: aha.
mircea_popescu: anyone seen "the piano teacher" btw ?
mircea_popescu: "civilised" female imbecile, ends up so fucking dry she has to go to jackoff booth in porn store and sniff discarded cumrags.
mircea_popescu: very much argentina. "fambly!!11"
mircea_popescu: (the movie is very illustrative of old cunt poison, actually. girly buys herself a better looking dress, old woman (who she lives with!) tears it, then withstands the coming assault (which is what women do ftr), and then gets the victim to cry and then they paradoxically bond further (also what women do) and, AND, for the grand finale, the coup de grace, comments that "forgiveness comes easy BECAUSE THEY ARE HOTBLOODED.")
mircea_popescu: NOT you see, because i got you just where i want you, you stupid cow.
mircea_popescu: but because, in the naive girly's imagination, there's no difference between that FAILED act of liberation and the genuine article. she after all never succeeded.
asciilifeform: nuttery.
mircea_popescu: so she's more than happy to THINK she's a terrorist, all the more as she isn't even close.
mircea_popescu: and by this fundamental act of nominalistic equivalency, the insanity preserves itself.
mircea_popescu: a mechanism described by clinicians since close to two centuries ago, but who the hell cares amirite.
asciilifeform: the 'no difference between that FAILED act of liberation and the genuine article. she after all never succeeded' is... guess what: perl
mircea_popescu: i recall you saying.
adlai: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-16#1453024 << "paper says" does not imply "person eats"
a111: Logged on 2016-04-16 03:41 BingoBoingo: Oh, adlai is on Abilify
BingoBoingo likes the alliteration, at least eat one.
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell felipelalli you have good taste what can i say
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: they should make disabilify.
adlai: it's called neurolepsia
adlai is on 5mg olanzapine, in case anybody is curious... 0/10 do not recommend, taken only to placate concerned folk
mircea_popescu looks at the local pharma experts to explain what that one does.
BingoBoingo: It's like seroqel, induces beetus
adlai: tl;dl: atypical (aka 'modern', as in "we don't yet have the faintest clue ~why~ this one does") antipsychotic (aka 'disabilify'), perscribed for telling people too much truth, of the paranoid flavor
adlai: sometimes meat-people prefer to hear calming babble. this makes me "gentle meek and mild" (tm)
BingoBoingo: Hey, thorazine was the first 'atypical'
BingoBoingo: Seriously shoulda done risperidone so MP could have milked you
deedbot: [Qntra] Bitcoin Difficulty Drops A Smidge - http://qntra.net/2016/04/bitcoin-difficulty-drops-a-smidge/
adlai has discovered that staying up all night sufficiently counteracts the boringness. vox resumica ca 30th hour, so s'all good, man!
adlai: dat editorial improvement :D
adlai had the gall to ask for pharmaceutical cannabidiol... "maybe next year. right now you need zyprexa!!!1!1!"
mod6: Ok, made some changes here.. updated for 80 cols, added a thing to print with HTML, made the code a bit prettier, it's still have some work to do. But if anyone wants to check it out: http://dpaste.com/22Z34X5.txt http://dpaste.com/0TA7AD2.txt
mod6: shinohai: if you wanna test something ^
adlai waits for the State of April address
trinque: BingoBoingo │ It's like seroqel, induces beetus << seroquel is nasty shit; a quack gave me that for a misdiagnosed vitamin d deficiency about a decade ago
trinque: felt like most of my brain was off
BingoBoingo: trinque: That's how hamplanets feel all the time
mod6: adlai: ya, will be Saturday for sure.
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 449.09, vol: 7263.52795861 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 443.96, vol: 9217.833 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 448.84, vol: 15774.15244501 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 445.0, vol: 22.8893402 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 447.393375, vol: 34459.94740000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 450.886, vol: 1379.74341163 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 456.061363, vol: 37.96430783 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: ;;more
gribble: 447.519375638