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ben_vulpes: !up adlai
adlai: !rated ben_vulpes
assbot: You rated user ben_vulpes on 13-Apr-2015, with a rating of 2, and supplied these additional notes: 2015-04-27 07:36:05 ben_vulpes i can confirm that vexual's not a markov chain.
adlai: !rate ben_vulpes if you're not fiat scum, nor terror whist, then lmgtfy arnold schawrz-a-nigger WHAT ARE YOU
assbot: Rating should be any non zero value between 10 and -10.
adlai: !rate ben_vulpes 7 if you're not fiat scum, nor terror whist, then lmgtfy arnold schawrz-a-nigger WHAT ARE YOU
assbot: Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/76f7be33cbc7e2c5
adlai: !v assbot:adlai.rate.ben_vulpes.7:94a8fbcc98c72749b9a77996cabd06a657e78c507d625f9b4ef4e690cebd94d4
assbot: Successfully updated the rating for ben_vulpes from 2 to 7 with note: if you're not fiat scum, nor terror whist, then lmgtfy arnold schawrz-a-nigger WHAT ARE YOU
adlai: !down adlai
adlai: !rated ben_vulpes
assbot: You rated user ben_vulpes on 13-Apr-2015, with a rating of -10, and supplied these additional notes: thinks i'm mircea_popescu.
adlai may be drunk, may be shrunk, may be high, might be fly... but he can still wine, and even sine
adlai: kakobrekla: assbot doesn't know how how to date, someday he'll meet a wonderful womyn and it'll all go wrong because neckbeard
adlai: ;;later tell kako assbot doesn't know how how to date, someday he'll meet a wonderful womyn and it'll all go wrong because neckbeard
gribble: The operation succeeded.
adlai cackles madly and mashes the !down key, but it broke an aeon.aco
kakobrekla: thats by design.
adlai: blow me.
adlai: the sign just siwtched from suck to blow,isn't that dateworthy?
adlai: ;;google suck to blow
gribble: Copy of Spaceballs Mega Maid "From suck to blow!" - YouTube: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgdzo-7HYQI>; Gone from suck to blow! - YouTube: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXOAc5yt218>; Spaceballs Mega Maid Scene - 5/5 - YouTube: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWNJZrdn7i4>
adlai: YASSSS
mats: seems Kerry and friends have finally given up on getting rid of Assad
adlai: brb betting the pharm on assad getting headshot by an hero bit-asshole
adlai: ;;later asciilifeform please keep reminding me about that blog post, evidently murder-for-hire and shipping-for-fire aren't enough to crank thepress, but i'm sure a good cl impl of V will turn the churn
gribble: Error: The "Later" plugin is loaded, but there is no command named "asciilifeform" in it. Try "list Later" to see the commands in the "Later" plugin.
adlai: ;;later read-the-fine-logs asciilifeform please keep reminding me about that blog post, evidently murder-for-hire and shipping-for-fire aren't enough to crank thepress, but i'm sure a good cl impl of V will turn the churn
gribble: Error: The "Later" plugin is loaded, but there is no command named "read-the-fine-logs" in it. Try "list Later" to see the commands in the "Later" plugin.
kakobrekla: the date of first contact carries value
adlai: ;;google define:contact
gribble: Contact (1997) - IMDb: <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118884/>; Contact (1997 American film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contact_(1997_American_film)>; Contact (novel) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contact_(novel)>
adlai: mircea_popescu: stop talking to yourselph, it reflects badly on the share price!
adlai has so much going on s.mpoe mooning, you won't even guess how the lord keeps drooning
ben_vulpes: s.wooning
adlai: now that's a reference, if some man explains it... i'l let him now how the adlai algorithm works
mats: http://usun.state.gov/remarks/7066 'We didn’t know exactly when, but we began to really come to the reality that this demand was in fact prolonging the war, creating greater agony and suffering, and not getting us anywhere but in a stalemate.'
assbot: Remarks by Secretary of State John Kerry And Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov, UN Special Envoy Staffan de Mistura | usun.state.gov ... ( http://bit.ly/1ICTc50 )
mats: no shit.
adlai: !rate mats 0 kwit being useful already
assbot: Rating should be any non zero value between 10 and -10.
adlai: the best things in life are downright fucking useless
adlai: the sing and dance and laugh because. that's what ken kesey was talking about in thebook you're not patient enough to read
adlai: the power of trolling.
adlai: it can tear down an "empire"
adlai notably doesn't touch scalpl during this latest tirade, because the Real Men (tm) in the audence have already learned to dissociate snr, right?
adlai: afly, chicken, into the phyooture.
adlai: !down adlai
assbot: When Your Fat Pic Goes Viral as a Feminist Cautionary Tale ... ( http://bit.ly/1YNxz9h )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 64700 @ 0.00050134 = 32.4367 BTC [-] {3}
BingoBoingo: !up adlai_pheeld
BingoBoingo: !down adlai_pheeld You Ip is leaking
BingoBoingo: !up adlai_pheeld
adlai_pheeld: tyvm, cunt
adlai_pheeld: how does this even work
adlai_pheeld: trollolol
adlai_pheeld: hi shaw cable
adlai_pheeld: aka ith aka USG aka ljr-20151230
adlai_pheeld: damn that'd have been funnier as 1234, goota work on my editing
adlai_pheeld can't believe he's not butter, because true believers are never wrong
adlai_pheeld hands it to 8chan redd it 3y8p0e
BingoBoingo: !dow adlai_pheeld
BingoBoingo: !down adlai_pheeld
deedbot-: [Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] The Not Terribly Definitive Terrorist Self-Evaluation Scale. - http://www.contravex.com/2015/12/30/the-not-terribly-definitive-terrorist-self-evaluation-scale/
deedbot-: accepted: 1
adlai: not worth paying s.qntrae for this one
adlai: !v assbot:adlai.rate.sipa.10:e6a9b90d28dffff2c5c4b756e15381be8029a7601636eba26b47725d9f8dc94f
assbot: Successfully updated the rating for sipa from 10 to 10 with note: "if Bitcoin requires central control over its rules... it is completely uninteresting to me. Consensus changes should be done using consensus, and the default in case of controversy is no change."
adlai hopes people read more goodlier next time
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26550 @ 0.00050548 = 13.4205 BTC [+] {2}
punkman: why u shit in teh logs
adlai dropped the logs off in the Ideal Standard (r)
BingoBoingo listens to Enya while Qntra'ing a failing business
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36525 @ 0.00050548 = 18.4627 BTC [+] {2}
deedbot-: [Qntra] Paxful Gets Desperate - http://qntra.net/2015/12/paxful-gets-desperate/
assbot: Buy bitcoin with PayPal by panagot ... ( http://bit.ly/1VpqVkh )
punkman: "Need to take a selfie with the pc screen in the background showing our trade window."
punkman: "Maximum trade: 20 EUR"
BingoBoingo: seriously
mircea_popescu: !up adlai
mircea_popescu: <assbot> New Tarantino Film Features Black-on-White Gay Rape (NSFW) | Daily Stormer ... ( http://bit.ly/1OYtkNR ) << why is this notable ? of course it would, what, there's any white bois raping blacks ?!
BingoBoingo: The surprise of it being found notable is maybe a chuckle in a half.
mircea_popescu: who the hell said gay men are more competent than straight dudes ? my okcupid inbox is FULL of 50yo derps going "nice pictures". EXACTLY what the womenz get, except these are gay. there is no sp^H^H difference!
mircea_popescu: in other, related news, apparently the kid fashion these days is to identify as "demisexual". which you all know and love as the old "being a woman", which is to say, not getting turned on by looks, but by "other things". you know...
BingoBoingo: of course
mircea_popescu: gotta rename all the things.
mircea_popescu: very specifically female, this idiocy. once some chicks start being "x-sexual", all the bulk of them gotta be "y-sexual" because oh my god! being left behind by fashions is like the #1 fear of your average demisexual out there.
mircea_popescu: ewe gotta herd!!!
BingoBoingo: Better invest in dogs!
mircea_popescu: eh dogs eat shit.
BingoBoingo: But they herd ewe!
mircea_popescu: not usually.
BingoBoingo: I dunno, but if I had a bunch of ewe, I'd prolly have dog herd ewe.
mircea_popescu: on the internet nobody knows who's the dog!
mircea_popescu: in other random news, http://trilema.com/2010/retete-de-criza-astazi-pisica/#comment-116110 << guy on the internet has an aneurism over my discussing the cooking of an [rather obvious] rabbit as if it were a cat, cusses me out romanian-style (turns out i'm racist for eating cat!) and then recommends chicken and beef. because hey, eating beef's not racist.
assbot: Retete de criza. Astazi, pisica. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1mpsa6L )
punkman: not sure I've ever seen herding dog, they must be hard to train
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-12-2015#1356198 << seems we'll forever have a local vexual.
assbot: Logged on 30-12-2015 04:30:13; ben_vulpes: watching you dig your own grave is far too entertaining
mircea_popescu: punkman not that hard. http://www.toateanimalele.ro/rasa-de-caine-ciobanesc-mioritic/ << meet best sheepdog in world.
assbot: Rasa de caine Ciobanesc mioritic - ToateAnimalele.ro ... ( http://bit.ly/22yesiT )
BingoBoingo: Brother's dogs are great at herding, likely comes naturally in the herding breeds.
mircea_popescu: these guys will actually chase off bear / fight with wolf.
mircea_popescu: generally need 4-6 for bear, n+n/3 for wolf.
punkman: pretty much no predators here
BingoBoingo: In further Noah news, most of the flood destruction on the Missouri side of the river is happening in majority white communities, with majority black communities unaffected. Also, the Missouri side of the river has moved from being "west" to being "bottom"
mircea_popescu: wait, floods are raceis ?!
BingoBoingo: Seems so
assbot: Gonorrhoea 'could become untreatable' - BBC News ... ( http://bit.ly/1mpsZwi )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18057 @ 0.00050039 = 9.0355 BTC [-]
shinohai: Change Tip's Victoria begging for more spammers: https://youtu.be/kS3LTp0vW6o HELP US PLOX
assbot: The #SocialGiving Challenge - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1mpu8Ek )
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_butugychag
ascii_butugychag: wtf was adlai smoking?!
BingoBoingo: No idea
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 390967 | Current Difficulty: 9.34486707963238E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 391103 | Next Difficulty In: 136 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 20 hours, 1 minute, and 28 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
mircea_popescu: oregano ?
shinohai: I thought adlai was perpetually high.
BingoBoingo: He's had moments of lucidity in the past. It may just be that the spirit of Vexual possesses people from time to time.
deedbot-: [Trilema] Sa muare haterii mei (doi) - http://trilema.com/2015/sa-muare-haterii-mei-doi/
assbot: Logged on 30-12-2015 05:42:13; mats: seems Kerry and friends have finally given up on getting rid of Assad
shinohai: I find Vexual entertaining. He drunkenly PM's me from time to time.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-12-2015#1356240 << it was sometime between the first time and the second time hussein bahamas took putin's cock up the ass, just ftr.
assbot: Logged on 30-12-2015 05:45:16; mats: http://usun.state.gov/remarks/7066 'We didn’t know exactly when, but we began to really come to the reality that this demand was in fact prolonging the war, creating greater agony and suffering, and not getting us anywhere but in a stalemate.'
mircea_popescu: fucking derps. that they're on their knees while china dribbles on their chin i can understand.
mircea_popescu: but geting raped by local powers? who's next, turkey ?
mircea_popescu: hey everyone - fuck the us in the butt today. soon enough it'll be too loose to get anyone off.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60000 @ 0.00050227 = 30.1362 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_butugychag
ascii_butugychag: ;;later tell ben_vulpes weird graphics bug in mac emacs when scrolling - know a pill against this?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: ascii_butugychag: Stop being so interesting to Intel Management Engine
mircea_popescu: from what i recall you gotta paste buffers to fix it asciilifeform
mod6: hello, this is dog.
mod6: w00f :]
BingoBoingo: !up ghtdak
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24546 @ 0.0005002 = 12.2779 BTC [-] {3}
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell asciilifeform i raise you an even earlier one still ! http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-05-2013#12053
assbot: Logged on 02-05-2013 17:41:27; mircea_popescu: fuck, "the end" may be anything over 6
gribble: The operation succeeded.
pete_dushenski: so i updated the article with alf's citation last night, only to wake up, do a bit of digging, and find ^
pete_dushenski: thank god blogs aren't published in print
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: hey you're into body-weight exercises aren't you ?
pete_dushenski: so i tried a wall sit for the first time in, like, 5 years last night.
pete_dushenski: i don't remember being able to do much more than a minute-thirty back then, but i figure, hey, let's give this another shot
pete_dushenski: next thing i know, five minutes and ten seconds have elapsed, and i'm collapsed on the floor, writhing in discomfort but strangely satisfied
pete_dushenski: i impress me !
mod6: back in the day coach used to make us do those for punishment.
pete_dushenski: sounds about right
mod6: after about ~1 minute your legs feel like they're going to burst into flames.
pete_dushenski: i mentally associate wall sits with beep tests and the like
pete_dushenski: mod6: what sport were you playing back in the day ?
mod6: hockey
mod6: from about 4 to 18
pete_dushenski was freak child who DIDN'T grow up playing organised hockey in alberta
mod6: i still feel like im better on skates than on regular shoes sometimes
mod6: i got a buddy who played for calgary a while back. maybe 10 years.
pete_dushenski: well next annual general meeting we'll bring our skates, find a rink, and lace-up !
mod6: i like canadian style hockey.
mod6: pete_dushenski: ha, that'd be awesome.
pete_dushenski can still skate quite well
pete_dushenski: despite lack to 'organised' teamery
shinohai: The bane of Southern living is having to play street hockey on rollerblades, so that's all I know.
mod6: every now and then i go to open-skate just to `think & clear my mind' type of thing. every now and then guys try to get me to join mens league but I just don't have the extra time.
pete_dushenski: mod6: do you tell them you're co-chair of the terrorist software league ?
mod6: i played in one in tucson, but most guys couldn't play very well, and I had a hard time adjusting to no-contact.
mod6: pff. "hey, im mod6 yoh!"
pete_dushenski: "prove it !" they say
pete_dushenski: this is like claiming you're spiderman
pete_dushenski: or perhaps more like spoonman
mod6: i'd have to pull out a sweet card like MP, or an abacus from my shorts.
pete_dushenski: mp's card just have pgp fingerprint, yea ?
mod6: you've gotta skip the next wedding and see!
mod6: i never made it to alberta.
mod6: farthest i ever made it that direction was "the gap"
assbot: Altoids Tin Pocket Abacus ... ( http://bit.ly/1ZBL0WQ )
mod6: haha, nice.
pete_dushenski: alberta's alright if you like pick-up trucks and retail shopping.
mod6: You ever make it to Moose Jaw, SK?
pete_dushenski: i have indeed
pete_dushenski: pretty spot
mod6: most people i met up there were pretty cool
mod6: canadians play a hard-hitting/physical style of hockey.
assbot: 1911 - Walter Scott building, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan - Architecture of Saskatchewan - Archiseek.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1QYw9Va )
assbot: 1928 - LCol D.V. Currie VC Armoury, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan - Architecture of Saskatchewan - Archiseek.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1QYw97J )
assbot: 1913 - Library, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan - Architecture of Saskatchewan - Archiseek.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1QYw9Vi )
mod6: i always liked it. most guys in the US can't deal though -- here most kids are taught the physical game but more emphisis is put on skating and puck handling.
pete_dushenski: mod6: hockey in canada is definitely where the 'men' congregate, sort of how i imagine the culture around american football is, but for upper-middle-class white kids
pete_dushenski: if that's not a parallel stretched too far
mod6: yeah, in the US ``men'' play/watch football mostly. i think for one thing its readily accessable; it's inexpensive to play. all you gotta do is buy shoes and show up. the rest is pretty much provided by the team.
pete_dushenski: though the hockey bois here still do the cum-cracker thing, and the like, which boggles my mind, but i suppose it isn't that different than the primal pickle nignogs http://www.contravex.com/2015/09/26/o-brother-where-art-thou/#footnote_10_5413
assbot: O Brother Where Art Thou? | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1ZBLAUK )
mod6: hockey is very expensive. much higher barrier of entry.
pete_dushenski: mod6: big time. not many kids who make it to 'the show' have anything less that white-collar professional parents
mod6: haha, i never saw any wild stuff like that in all of our hockey travels. except for some typical locker-room boxing and pranks, etc.
pete_dushenski: eg. jerome iginla, whose dad is a lawyer here
mod6: ah.
mod6: yeah, ice time is expensive. but it does help if you live in an area where you can get free outdoor ice time.
mod6: i think the rink near where i live is like $300/hr
mod6: this year it hasn't been cold enough to have outdoor ice yet. we just got our first snow yesterday. was like ~5 inches.
mod6: which sucks for me, because that pretty much means the end of pheasant season.
mod6: i shot 8 birds last weekend. so ended the season on a high note.
pete_dushenski: lol when i saw 'shot 8 birds' i immediately thought golf, and was mi-hi-hightily impressed
pete_dushenski: brown christmas is lame though, we had a perfectly timed cold-snap. -20C all last week. bizarrely, JUST what i wanted for this time of year.
pete_dushenski: i'd usually be in cuba or something at this time of year, but i'm quite enjoying being around with the little fam. the city's calm and quiet like nothing else.
mod6: nice.
mircea_popescu: mod6 i don't think i ever ate 8 birds a year anyway. plenty, neh ?
mod6: i've got 50+ in the freezer.
shinohai was hoping it was "shot 8 cops", leaves disappointed
mod6: i had probably 65-70 last year.
mircea_popescu: are the pheasants there grouse sized or something ?
mod6: they're bigger than grouse. bout the same size as a chicken, maybe a bit bigger.
pete_dushenski: shinohai: terrorist !
mircea_popescu: ah. ro pheasants are kinda turkey-sized
mod6: i cook three of 'em at a time. we eat 'em quite a bit.
mod6: last year i probably gave away like 10.
mircea_popescu: so you know... 50 birds is like 500lbs of meat, easy
mod6: ooh. hah, yeah, these are probably like 2-4lbs.
assbot: 1914 - City Hall, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan - Architecture of Saskatchewan - Archiseek.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1QYyRu0 )
assbot: Common pheasant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1QYySOH )
mircea_popescu: is the hen legal too, there ? or just rooster ?
mod6: Most ones we see are "Mongolian ringneck"s
mod6: yeah, hens too. at least here.
mod6: i suppose each place has different laws.
mircea_popescu: easy enough way to protect the population, if it has any wildlife habitat. make hunt rooster-only for a while.
mod6: yeah. there used to be a lot more wild birds here in minnesota, so say the old timers. but the land development and introduction of a lot more nest-feeding animals like skunks, coyote, wolves and foxes have shrank the population.
mircea_popescu: yeah foxes are a problem. can't really have lotta fox and lotta turkey/pheasant/grouse in the same place.
mod6: south dakota still has a lot from what I hear. i've never hunted there yet. but i hear that you'll see like 100 birds get up at a single time. so many, it's hard to actually pick a target.
mod6: yeah. sometime, i wanna try turkey hunting.
mod6: gotta walk a lot though, from what i'm told.
mircea_popescu: euro turkeys are kinda midgety. from what i hear us and canada have some real huge ones.
mircea_popescu: well that's the point of hunting innit ? exercise the dogs.
mod6: yeah. totally. and yes, they do have some pretty big turkeys here.
mircea_popescu: "you're not a real man for as long as you get outwalked by a dog"
mod6: the dogs always amaze me. they just don't stop. even with broken toe-nails, or iced over paws, they just keep on going.
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: sure, who isn't
mod6: i'd say, that's probably one of the best parts of hunting for me; watching the dogs work.
pete_dushenski: http://peel.library.ualberta.ca/pcimages/PC/012/web/PC012729.jpg << last moose jaw. i promise. and if any of these structures seem modest by whatever yard stick you use to measure, recall that this is a town of ~30`000 residents that didn't exist at all 150 years ago.
BingoBoingo: <pete_dushenski> brown christmas is lame though, we had a perfectly timed cold-snap. -20C all last week. bizarrely, JUST what i wanted for this time of year. << Spring bulbs are putting up green on the front garden
mod6: wow BingoBoingo
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: who isn't ? the mayos.
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Mayos have to do body weight exercises to go to the fridge, at last until they enablers are forced to take that over entirely
pete_dushenski: heh touche
BingoBoingo: mod6: It was colder through october/Novemeber, but now we have biblical floods and moderate temperatures until the cold settles in
assbot: The Not Terribly Definitive Terrorist Self-Evaluation Scale. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1QYByM4 )
mod6: BingoBoingo: just saw some pics of that flooding.
BingoBoingo: Some places have it worse than 1993 bad, other places almost 1993 bad
mod6: was this all part of the same storm system as with the tornadoes in tx?
BingoBoingo: Yes. Saturday there was no hint that floods, then the sort of floods that normally come with weeks of advance warning.
assbot: fo-realz-woodcoin | Free your Frass ... ( http://bit.ly/1QYCsIq )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: Paxful Gets Desperate, Priced Out Of Bitcoin | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1ZBPsF6 )
jurov: ;;later tell asciilifeform i'll look to turdatron in few days, don't remember exactly which ver, whatever was in centos when i set it up
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: wot/update_gpg.py at master · jurov/wot · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1ZBQiS9 )
jurov: but iirc i run in only occassionally as it requires checksum from assbot or such
jurov: so it's actually a mystery how turdatron picked up your new key
BingoBoingo: Could be the very porn sounding "Backdoor Mailman"
jurov: lol no mailman does not update keys
jurov: end of transmission from butugychag, my battery runs out.
jurov: (there's no forced work but fucking cold)
BingoBoingo: Ah, good luck
BingoBoingo: Noah Adventure Update: "FENTON • Floodwaters from the Meramec River forced the shutdown of all lanes of Interstate 44 for a 24-mile stretch early Wednesday. The closure could last through Friday."
assbot: Flood closes 24-mile stretch of Interstate 44 west of 270 : News ... ( http://bit.ly/1ZBR6qk )
mod6: wow. and this is all from the rain, or did the levees break somewhere?
BingoBoingo: Just this weekend's rain. Ground was saturated because rain off and on all month, plus plants were too sleepy to drink this all.
BingoBoingo: Seriously though. Fuck you California. No water for you!
BingoBoingo: mod6: Actually the right levees breaking could make this less bad in places. A few years ago they blew up some levees on the podunk farm Missouri side to save Cairo, Illinois
BingoBoingo: But that flood was snowpack melt, so plenty of warning
mod6: ah. huh.
BingoBoingo: Some levees are only there because it is nice not to flood farm fields, so those ones get sacrified from time to time. The Levees protecting the fucking ghetto never get intentionally blown by USG.
adlai: well Red did said, "Hopium can drive a man lazy"
adlai: trinque: since what matters for notarisation is that the hash enters the blockchain, you just need to find a/the first transaction paying to it, regardless of its source. yes, you need to scan the entire blockchain. yes, you can ignore transactions which aren't "from" 1BkCTj36789blah
adlai: and by "entire blockchain" i mean "from the moment of broadcasting your malleable tx"
trinque: fuckin thing sucks.
trinque: and yeah, I know
BingoBoingo: mod6: But this flooding isn't really Qntra material unless the Hussein Bahamas administration decides to blow up levees again to flood productive farms in order to save crack houses in Cairo
BingoBoingo: And even then iffy
mod6: myeah.
adlai: s/(\w+)y\W/#$1/
BingoBoingo wonders what all of these pieces on his site says about Roger Ver https://archive.is/D1Ttd
assbot: The Internet of Therapy should Incorporate Bitcoin - Bitcoin News ... ( http://bit.ly/1Pxd3UI )
BingoBoingo: ^ "However, much of this “Internet of Therapy” has either been done for free, or through cumbersome credit, debit, or payment methods that lack the multifaceted functionality and security of blockchain technology."
BingoBoingo: !up BashCo
mod6: lol 'e-counselors'
mod6: send me 1 BTC and i'll listen to your problems for 1 hour. kthxbye.
BingoBoingo: I just hate the abysmal news SNR ratio this time of year.
adlai: Bitcoin Exists! no news is good news.
BingoBoingo: Except for the part where I keep digging for news and getting flooded by "year in review" pieces and how Roger Ver's clontra needs therapy
adlai: how about a monthly wordcount minimum, to be padded with "Bitcoin exists, relax bro" etc
assbot: Seymour M. Hersh · Military to Military · LRB 7 January 2016 ... ( http://bit.ly/1NVRTuJ )
mats: O_O post from the future
mats: >Barack Obama’s repeated insistence that Bashar al-Assad must leave office – and that there are ‘moderate’ rebel groups in Syria capable of defeating him – has in recent years provoked quiet dissent, and even overt opposition, among some of the most senior officers on the Pentagon’s Joint Staff. Their criticism has focused on what they see as the
mats: administration’s fixation on Assad’s primary ally, Vladimir Putin.
BingoBoingo: <adlai> how about a monthly wordcount minimum, to be padded with "Bitcoin exists, relax bro" etc << This only works when someone is doing something stupid and a flavor of "Bitcoin exists, relax bro" can be presented. See Paxful.
mats: >The Joint Chiefs felt that a direct challenge to Obama’s policy would have ‘had a zero chance of success’. So in the autumn of 2013 they decided to take steps against the extremists without going through political channels, by providing US intelligence to the militaries of other nations, on the understanding that it would be passed on to the Syrian
mats: army and used against the common enemy, Jabhat al-Nusra and Islamic State... The JCS concluded that if those needs were met, the overall fight against Islamist terrorism would be enhanced. Obama didn’t know, but Obama doesn’t know what the JCS does in every circumstance and that’s true of all presidents.’
mats: >we did a run-around because potus is an intransigent idiot
adlai: right, it doesn't quite cut it to literally repeat the same words. the identical message must be replicated with original content. this is why "bitcoin difficulty rose yet again" is such a tontrivial beat
assbot: After Ramadi, Iraq sets sights on ISIS in Mosul - CNN.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1NVTzVh )
mircea_popescu: apparently black girl's notion of "curvy" ain't NOTHING like white girl's notion of "curvy". who knew.
adlai discovers that the right mashing of time-window-controls in btcalpha graphs lets you get daily candles on the 1Y
adlai: who knew diddlin her twat could be so productive! ! http://i.imgur.com/bpJ5AqV.png
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51600 @ 0.00050609 = 26.1142 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: "Obama didn’t know, but Obama doesn’t know what the JCS does in every circumstance and that’s true of all presidents." <<< bwhahahaha.
mircea_popescu: no, it's true of all carters.
mircea_popescu: which the nigglet in chief is rapidly shaping up to become.
mats: what an amazing indictment of his administration
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
mircea_popescu: hopefully dan quayle runs in 2016.
mats: it is fitting the fella that won pulitzer for reporting on my lai, penned the piece on potus incompetence in syria
mats: quite literally responsible for millions displaced, thousands dead.
mats: punkman: lol, nice
mats prepares to read bsdtar and gnutar
trinque: oh christ... tar has something TRAMP-like?
trinque: punkman: mats: http://www.gnu.org/s/tar/manual/html_node/Device.html << what a time to be alive.
assbot: GNU tar 1.28: 9.1 Device Selection and Switching ... ( http://bit.ly/1Tq071V )
trinque: --force-local << bwhahaha
assbot: You rated user pierre_rochard on 07-Oct-2014, with a rating of -2, and supplied these additional notes: He's seems to be a yes-man for all camps..
assbot: Pierre Rochard on Twitter: "@mdotfallon Bitcoin Core team deserves massive credit for their work. They've gained credibility." ... ( http://bit.ly/1mj426u )
adlai: but isn't two-timing yesmanship the solution to false dichotomai?
adlai watches yet another "we're from^Wsponsoredby the government and we're here to help^Wfix bitcoin", this time aviv zohar's mining protocol... totally irrelevant for Bitcoin, more like wouldbecoin-porn
adlai: it'd be so nice if such 'wizards' would prefix their musings with "This is a suggestion I'd offer Satoshi over a bottle of sherry in mid-2005, too bad he never invited me."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9050 @ 0.00049999 = 4.5249 BTC [-] {2}
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-12-2015#1356564 << lord have mercy pierre_rochard dun lost his goddam mind. nice find dpb.
assbot: Logged on 30-12-2015 19:33:39; danielpbarron: !rated pierre_rochard https://archive.is/i1PTR
pete_dushenski: !v assbot:pete_dushenski.rate.pierre_rochard.-1:9a8bd62151372ea9e269bf68e235f028bbceb3dc743cb0e3dc6e3eb0439dbcc4
assbot: Successfully updated the rating for pierre_rochard from 2 to -1 with note: once seemed like a decent kid. since lost his goddam mind. https://archive.is/i1PTR
mats: >"not enough hash rate" isn't going to be a problem for the foreseeable future and this debate is wasting energy
thestringpuller: whoa holy fuck
mats: and how the fuck do you know whether it is enough
thestringpuller: Pierre_Rochard was trustworthy too.
thestringpuller: How the fuck did this happen? I wonder who got to him.......
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell asciilifeform which emacs, which os x. ffs what am i a scryer of retard toolchains?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
pete_dushenski: thestringpuller: ikr !
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell asciilifeform fwiw rms' turd actually runs better under x11 on os x than under the native windowing system
gribble: The operation succeeded.
thestringpuller: no like srsly. Used to get dinner with him when he worked at Bitpay. Would buy extra coins and sell them to me at discount from Bitpay pretty much monthly.
ben_vulpes: have fun with the pastebuffers tho
trinque: ben_vulpes: runs best *as* the windowing system !
pete_dushenski: thestringpuller: for real ? didn't know you guys had that much irl contact. i only ever talked to pierre_rochard online
ben_vulpes: trinque: stop triggering me
trinque hands ben_vulpes a dowel to bite
ben_vulpes chomps
ben_vulpes: !gettrust adlai
assbot: Trust relationship from user ben_vulpes to user adlai: Level 1: 2, Level 2: 4 via 2 connections. |http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/trust/?from=ben_vulpes&to=adlai | http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/user/adlai/
adlai wouldn't trust btcalpha with real-time trust calibration
ben_vulpes: trust doesn't operate in real time
adlai: notarization wax is malleable and so is the wot
thestringpuller: pete_dushenski: yea d00d. we'd get dinner and drink beers and chat. and I'd give him cash for bitcoin in an envelope mobster style.
ben_vulpes: i think i'm fine with week stale ratings
thestringpuller: i bought maybe some 7 or 8 btc off him.
thestringpuller: saw it as a rescue operation from Bitpay.
thestringpuller: man this is really sad to see this. cause not only did we do business...he was my friend.
ben_vulpes: > rescuing bitcoins from bitpay
ben_vulpes: > rescuing bitcoins
ben_vulpes: 'tis noble.
adlai: ben_vulpes: i'm fine with staleness as long as it doesn't drop packets... random timing are as bad for snapshotting a shifting web as they are good for batching a racy market
pete_dushenski: thestringpuller: ya, it's lame alright... definitely out of the blue.
adlai: ;;google pierre i don't care
gribble: Carole King - Pierre - YouTube: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCEBLHd0v6I>; Scholastic - Pierre - Carol King - YouTube: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToVHzUDYJgU>; Pierre: A Cautionary Tale in Five Chapters and a Prologue: Maurice ...: <http://www.amazon.com/Pierre-Cautionary-Tale-Chapters-Prologue/dp/0064432521>
adlai: last link is best link.
adlai: https://archive.is/TWqG1 << dude seems to have trouble fitting intelligence into 140 chars, that says more about the medium than the ghost it's channeling
assbot: Pierre Rochard on Twitter: "@ShitAdlaiTweets completely agree, that point might even be below current 1 MB block size limit" ... ( http://bit.ly/1PxSPZ5 )
adlai: !v assbot:adlai.rate.pierre_rochard.1:91ce46d6df503c8e9737c0c48043d4567ed9197a0d33b6cc027afb913c9ad4a9
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for pierre_rochard with note: dude should get off shitter! https://archive.is/TWqG1
kakobrekla: > Apparently Ian Murdock recently faced with police brutality and announces that he will commit suicide. More updates here: https://twitter.com/imurdock
assbot: Twitter / ? ... ( http://bit.ly/1mjbuyz )
assbot: In Memoriam: Ian Murdock | Docker Blog ... ( http://bit.ly/1mjbyOH )
assbot: Ian Murdock Tweets - Pastebin.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1mjbyOJ )
pete_dushenski: why kill himself when he could off a bunch of cops ? will wonders never cease
pete_dushenski: ;;seen nubbins`
gribble: nubbins` was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 6 days, 4 hours, 57 minutes, and 21 seconds ago: <nubbins`> <+mircea_popescu> in other news, chick on okcupid : "porque no me escribis en castellano << they say castellano in peru too, but if i'm not mistaken this is not universal in south america?
adlai: ^_^
adlai: wait is tweeting log links frowned upon?
adlai: i thought TMSR~ had to grow to succeed!
adlai should really lay off dat weed
punkman: what details lol
mats: >7 to 8 btc
thestringpuller: didn't realize that was "private"
thestringpuller: since you know the deal was one in public places.
thestringpuller: and is logged in WoT.
thestringpuller: oh well >> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-11-2014#919995 "enemies are only relative. yesterday's allies easily become tomorrow's enemies."
pete_dushenski: so wait pierre didn't go off his rocker ? am i missing something here ?
trinque: said mutually incompatible things in a short thread, whatever you call that
adlai: seems to me like he fell to his death in the sarchasm, must be new on the internet
thestringpuller: trinque: which is why twitter is generally despised. nothing useful came from a tweet.
punkman: wait wasn't Pierre the guy arguing with gavinandresen about blocksize limits that one time
trinque: aha, I've long since abandoned twattery.
punkman: how do you go from that to "We must remove the block size limit."
thestringpuller: trinque: as was said in the boondocks >> So basically, nigga technology is anything that doesn't plug into a printer. Does that plug into a printer? No? Know why? 'Cause niggas never have anything to print.
mats: he knows econ stuff so clrly he understands practical software engineering
assbot: Logged on 30-12-2015 20:12:17; ben_vulpes: ;;later tell asciilifeform fwiw rms' turd actually runs better under x11 on os x than under the native windowing system
punkman: "The rest of my life is to fight against the police.. they are NOT friends, so don't ever ever believe otherwise." << fight them by tweeting! and suicide to make the tweets get more likes!
thestringpuller: tell that to my cop buddy i go drinking with.
trinque: "This was right after the female officer ripped off my underwear.. I guess that's not considered rape if you're not a woman being raped." << killed himself because he was pantsed.
thestringpuller: Oh look at that. "While you were sleeping BTCC wants to run a fork..." ~_~
adlai: BTCC, or "I can't believe it's not China"
adlai finds his seventh sense tingling, watching the acceleration of nagant-chewing by formerly-sensible talking heads as the XT timebomb ticks down... hot tip: pop X.CORN and wait for fireworks
adlai wonders how many leaflet factory workers will soon find themselves on r/SFYL
mats: kakobrekla: there's nothing on his site despite the pastebin
mats: archive.org doesn't have anything either
assbot: Tweets with replies by Ian Murdock (@imurdock) | Twitter ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ot8lC1 )
punkman: he probably forgot to post it
mats: someone qntra dis.
adlai: thestringpuller: you forgot to give the critical context re:BTCC. this is toomimalleated hearsay, not bobby lee himself telling lemings to jump.
assbot: [bitcoin-dev] Consensus census ... ( http://bit.ly/1YP9tLi )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8600 @ 0.00049999 = 4.2999 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21250 @ 0.00049999 = 10.6248 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: yea just read the email
adlai: heh their https://bitcoin.consider.it./ "census" doesn't even have a fixed point for inaction... bros, even python figured out that you need a pass statement
adlai blinks twice and tries to figure out how a url ends like that
mod6: you mean with the '.' ?
mod6: that's root, you techincally can put that after any tld and it will work as long as it conforms to the spec
adlai spends a couple minutes reading RFCs and realizes just how big a crime against SNR this whole BIP thing really is
adlai: i'd -11 genjix for sparking it, but he seems to have been withdrawn from circulation :-\
assbot: I'm really starting to think some posters here are getting paid to post. : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1YPaK5i )
adlai: ah yes, once you start allowing BIPs, then you get DIPs, soon it'll just be `pip update bitcoin`... https://github.com/tomasvdw/bips/blob/master/decentralized-improvement-proposals.mediawiki
assbot: bips/decentralized-improvement-proposals.mediawiki at master · tomasvdw/bips · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1YPbCqq )
pete_dushenski: "I think that use of the Alert System https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Alert_system would be justified in the weeks preceding the hard fork. Maybe we can create an "Upgrade now!" message that the new version would ignore, and set it to broadcast forever to all old nodes?" << sipalulz
assbot: Alert system - Bitcoin Wiki ... ( http://bit.ly/1YPbHub )
pete_dushenski: sorry, twas toomim ^ not sipa
pete_dushenski: in reply to sipa on bitcoin-dev mailing list
adlai likes their email addresses: j and m @toom.im, nice and short so it fits in a sammitor's attention span
pete_dushenski: "All of this adds up to a multifaceted perception problem for those of us who are operating legitimate businesses that are dependent on Bitcoin. Both trustworthiness and terminology matter." << bitcoin clearly needs more marketing from chuck et al., only then can bitcoin truly succeed as a tool for fiat banks to understand how the world works.
pete_dushenski: hurr durr
assbot: Logged on 30-12-2015 20:29:39; kakobrekla: > Apparently Ian Murdock recently faced with police brutality and announces that he will commit suicide. More updates here: https://twitter.com/imurdock
pete_dushenski: white guy who knows how to earn annual salary and not much else
asciilifeform: but, to borrow from the pediwikians, 'why notable ?'
asciilifeform: plenty of nobodies eat their pistols every day
assbot: Logged on 30-12-2015 20:12:23; ben_vulpes: have fun with the pastebuffers tho
punkman: he's the debian guy
asciilifeform: the -ian in debian ?
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-12-2015#1356675 << see my earlier observation about rats and rat poison
assbot: Logged on 30-12-2015 21:30:43; pete_dushenski: "I think that use of the Alert System https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Alert_system would be justified in the weeks preceding the hard fork. Maybe we can create an "Upgrade now!" message that the new version would ignore, and set it to broadcast forever to all old nodes?" << sipalulz
assbot: Logged on 20-12-2015 00:13:04; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-12-2015#1348050 << you know what's great? rat poison STILL WORKS even if you don't explain to the rats exactly ~how~ !
deedbot-: accepted: 1
pete_dushenski: https://twitter.com/Steve_Venegas/status/682213302227697664 << earthquake of 4.3 hit vancouver last night.
punkman: "SJW is infesting the hacker community big time right now. The 32C3 keynote yesterday was by a female black muslim refugee with no tech background. CCC has been active in promoting liberty/freedom (against surveillance, free standards, ...) for a long time but this is pure bs."
asciilifeform: don't blame the maggots (tm) (r)
assbot: NSA Spy Net on Israel Snares Congress ... ( http://bit.ly/1P0A0ef )
asciilifeform: 'The NSA reports allowed administration officials to peer inside Israeli efforts to turn Congress against the deal. Mr. Dermer was described as coaching unnamed U.S. organizations-which officials could tell from the context were Jewish-American groups-on lines of argument to use with lawmakers, and Israeli officials were reported pressing lawmakers to oppose the deal. "These allegations are total nonsense," said a spokesman fo
asciilifeform: r the Embassy of Israel in Washington. A U.S. intelligence official familiar with the intercepts said Israel's pitch to undecided lawmakers often included such questions as: "How can we get your vote? What's it going to take?"'
asciilifeform: ;;later tell jurov http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-12-2015#1356494 << do me a small favour and extract this pubkey plz
assbot: Logged on 30-12-2015 16:48:18; jurov: so it's actually a mystery how turdatron picked up your new key
gribble: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-12-2015#1356504 << did we ever do a chinese classic thread? 'making the human pig'
assbot: Logged on 30-12-2015 16:59:00; shinohai: https://i.imgur.com/WHi5grc.jpg
asciilifeform: specifically, lady qi
asciilifeform: concubine of founder of han dynasty
shinohai: I set that as my Desktop just to disgust the lady that cleans my apartment
adlai: yes, the zion-usg mutual-backstabbing-olympics is a thread that goes back to the lizards lurking on the walls of the manhattan project
adlai: phree lollard!
asciilifeform: where'd they put him anyway
asciilifeform: i vaguely recall his obama pardon
adlai: !? i'm fairly certain peres returned home in shame having failed to get anything from obama beyond a reaffirmation of louis ck's "but maybe, may be if you pick up a gun and go to another country and you get shot, it???s not that weird. Maybe if you get shot by the dude, you were just shooting at, it???s a tiny bit your fault. Of course, of course, slavery is the worst thing that ever happened."
adlai: in case you missed it - https://youtu.be/KFwBH2fb2E0
assbot: Louis CK : Of Course But Maybe - Oh My God (HD) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1IEEWc4 )
adlai: ahaha youtube comments deliver again: Of course the people who had pushed the dislike button, are allowed to have their own opinion, of course! But maybe, If you're dumb enough not to understand the awesome humor in this video, you're supposed to die! ???
mircea_popescu: dude. nobody cares.
adlai: ah shit, oh well
mircea_popescu: !gettrust nolanbugg
assbot: Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user nolanbugg: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 3 via 1 connections. |http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/trust/?from=mircea_popescu&to=nolanbugg | http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/user/nolanbugg/
punkman: "After his release on November 20, Pollard relocated to an apartment secured for him by his attorneys in New York City. A job offer, as a research analyst at a Manhattan investment firm, was retracted due to the restrictions imposed on his internet access and the inspections to which his employer's computers would be subjected. A bill introduced in the Knesset in November 2015 would, if
punkman: passed, authorize the Israeli government to fund Pollard's housing and medical expenses, and pay him a monthly stipend, for the remainder of his life."
pete_dushenski: !v assbot:pete_dushenski.unrate.pierre_rochard:5e96fa360afbea06f75deb3d779234d4ed5f3a774a08dd6d2dc000909207ac98
assbot: Successfully unrated pierre_rochard
pete_dushenski: ;;seen pierre_rochard
gribble: pierre_rochard was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 13 weeks, 5 days, 20 hours, 34 minutes, and 49 seconds ago: <Pierre_Rochard> In any case, a textbook illustration of http://trilema.com/2012/the-problem-of-too-much-money/
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell pierre_rochard don't be a stranger. you'll go crazy out there.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
shinohai: Alas the population of tmsr~ dwindles somewhat
pete_dushenski: been a while since the last price bubble, which tends to draw more people into bitcoin in general, a very small percentage of which comb through the crud to find their way here. but the price is often the draw from the outside-in.
pete_dushenski: 'bitcoin in general' ~= the people who talk about bitcoin
SuchStupid: Herp Derp I'm a dogecoiner
shinohai: !s clbin
assbot: 2 results for 'clbin' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=clbin
adlai: shinohai: linecount doesn't correlate much with heartbeats, beyond individuals working up their own
shinohai: Thanks for the tip
mats: i showed up 'cause BB wrote about mp giving obsd money
mats: a /. piece.
pete_dushenski: who's 'ninja_parada' ?
assbot: overview for ninja_parade ... ( http://bit.ly/1mSyxQz )
pete_dushenski: eh looks like no one in particular
cazalla: 31st here, so happy nye to all :)
pete_dushenski: to a productive 2016 caz !
cazalla: how's the bub pete_dushenski ?
pete_dushenski: gi... normous.
pete_dushenski: 8.5 kgs and 73 cm or something
pete_dushenski: also a puke machine.
pete_dushenski: how's your little feller ?
cazalla: i know all about vomit.. at 3am
cazalla: my son turns 2 in a couple weeks time, he's all about tantrums of late
cazalla: missus is pregnant and due in June, having a girl this time around
pete_dushenski: ah mazel tov !
pete_dushenski: (since you already have a son, that is)
cazalla: i wouldn't mind a 3rd but we'll see
cazalla: i kinda wanted a boy again so that the first would have a little brother to bang around with, but dice roll decided otherwise
cazalla: pete_dushenski, planning more yourself?
trinque: wb cazalla
mats: he lives
pete_dushenski: cazalla: a little sister's (probably) not so bad either. yea, we'll likely have two.
cazalla: trinque, more just checking backups etc still work, still able to logg in and up myself
cazalla: pete_dushenski, long as they're healthy eh, and this little girl is doing fine so far, all the tests were fine, and we were able to find out the sex at 10 weeks in this time around
assbot: Logged on 10-10-2015 03:32:08; cazalla: hey pete_dushenski, know much about car insurance?
pete_dushenski: of course
cazalla: ended up being no negotiation at all, they agreed to pay in full (bit over $1,500 so I was almost right) instead of bargain it down
pete_dushenski: sweet deal
BingoBoingo: <thestringpuller> pete_dushenski: yea d00d. we'd get dinner and drink beers and chat. and I'd give him cash for bitcoin in an envelope mobster style. << Mebbe if you WoT'd the guy actually talk to him before joining a rate frenzy?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35650 @ 0.00050229 = 17.9066 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: Main Linux problems on the desktop, 2016 edition ... ( http://bit.ly/1PydD2w )
shinohai: o/ cazalla wb
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49200 @ 0.00050229 = 24.7127 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: wb cazalla
cazalla: it's not really a wb! but i have begun flicking through logs again.. i've found that there really isn't that much else online to read
punkman: heh
BingoBoingo: <mats> someone qntra dis. << So where's the asciiarmoured blob with the submission? I wake up see this and I'm still trying to find out wtf is going on.
mats: fella feverishly writes a pile of tweets about unprovoked cop violence, talks about suicide, follows through. not actually enough to go on, for a story
BingoBoingo: Sure there is.
BingoBoingo: Looks like a perfectly reasonable "nailgun" story
pete_dushenski: "zipped self in duffel bag in bathtub with hands behind back"
mats: i await coroner's report
punkman: promising juicy stories on blog and not posting certainly adds some mystery
punkman: also no gpg-signed messages
BingoBoingo: mats: But who does the coroner work for?
BingoBoingo: Fuck it, Imma write it up to prove it is Qntra material
pete_dushenski: http://www.flatpanelshd.com/focus.php?subaction=showfull&id=1277885543 << for asciilifeform, if only to show that jp, not just cn, has womenz in tech manufakturing
assbot: How a screen is manufactured & assembled - FlatpanelsHD ... ( http://bit.ly/1Pyg2tW )
mats: lol.
pete_dushenski: also because asciilifeform is the eizo nazi
pete_dushenski: and i mean that in the best possible way
pete_dushenski: does no one in winnipeg look for jobs or something ? i've been trying in vain to find a somewhat populated classifieds website for that place for longer than i'd care to admit. wtf.
pete_dushenski: i get that there isn't much of an economy to speak of, but there's still what 300k residents ?
pete_dushenski: checks... make that 700k in winnipeg. fuck me they can't ~all~ be natives on welfare. can they ?
assbot: The Final Days of the Bitcoin Foundation? - Bloomberg Business ... ( http://bit.ly/1PygAjN )
pete_dushenski: bwahahahaha
pete_dushenski: "Ver said the foundation’s demise, if it were to happen, wouldn’t affect bitcoin. “There are lots of different bitcoin foundations, so the name may change, but the mission will carry on,” he said." << different foundations, indeed
pete_dushenski: *cough* trb *cough*
pete_dushenski: "The pressure revealed the foundation’s underlying weaknesses. Supporters were inexperienced at raising money, and until recently, few paid attention to expenses, Harper said. “They were spending thousands of dollars per month on Web services that would have cost a couple hundred,”"
pete_dushenski: mega-lol
pete_dushenski to dinner
mats: BingoBoingo: if you're gonna report on rumors, might as well look over this https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/3yktcg/ian_murdock_debian_founder_is_threatening_suicide
assbot: Ian Murdock, Debian founder, is threatening suicide on Twitter right now. Please, let's stop him! : linux ... ( http://bit.ly/1PyhcWt )
mats: >His official blog is ianmurdock.com, but the last day the twitter feed is pointing people to imurdock.com, which has differing registrar, registration info and has been disabled. That I would say is the biggest thing.
assbot: holyrofler comments on Ian Murdock, Debian founder, is threatening suicide on Twitter right now. Please, let's stop him! ... ( http://bit.ly/1PyhBIr )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23878 @ 0.00050489 = 12.0558 BTC [-]
assbot: Gents... ... ( http://bit.ly/1PyhRY6 )
mircea_popescu: lmao. mtgox didn't die because mp leaned on it ; vesseness didn't hightail it because mp leaned on him. his scam foundation isn't sinking because mp leaned on it. welcome to the wonderful world of usg.coincidental.narratives.
mats: hopefully mp's leaning on eth will collapse the price tomorrow
mircea_popescu: seems improbable. fucking whitehouse came out in support lmao.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22800 @ 0.00050734 = 11.5674 BTC [+] {2}
mats: qq
deedbot-: [Qntra] Ian Murdock Dead After Police Encounter - http://qntra.net/2015/12/ian-murdock-dead-after-police-encounter/
mircea_popescu: wow he actually did it huh.
BingoBoingo: Indeterminate. Could have died from head trauma during beating. Also police officers could have come out for round 3 as he was drafting the blog post.
BingoBoingo: He got Schweich'd
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i wonder if this has anything to do with the ongoing systemd-ization of foss.
BingoBoingo: It could be. Mebbe he had an uneventful arrest after a holiday party and Poettering killed him and framed it as suicide using Murdock's phone.
mircea_popescu: or maybe he was going to do the equivalent of the trb but for debian and well... couldn't have that.
mircea_popescu: a comb thr0ugh the githubs / mailing lists may turn out something. then again... huge workload, unsure payoff.
BingoBoingo: All things considered the only safe assumption is the San Fransisco County Sheriff's being on team systemd
assbot: LKML: Christopher Barry: OT: Open letter to the Linux World ... ( http://bit.ly/1PyjAfW )
BingoBoingo: "In a 'One Linux' world, what would distros actually be? Deprecated. No
BingoBoingo: longer relevant. Archaic shells of their once proud individualism.
BingoBoingo: Basically, they're now just a logo and a default desktop background
BingoBoingo: image. Because let's face it, there only needs to be One Modern
BingoBoingo: 'competitor' to the Windows/Mac ownership of personal computing. A
BingoBoingo: unified front to combat the evil empires of Redmond and Cupertino is
BingoBoingo: what's needed."
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all --currency nailgun
gribble: Error: 'nailgun' is not a valid currency code.
BingoBoingo: ;;more
gribble: Capsules/dp/B00CFOQAWQ>
BingoBoingo: ;;more
gribble: Error: That's all, there is no more.
asciilifeform: supposing the cached twatter is genuine - murdock's brain liquified long ago
asciilifeform: not entirely unrelated, http://acc6.its.brooklyn.cuny.edu/~phalsall/texts/ssuma1.html << scroll to 'Sima Qian on His own Castration'
assbot: Chinese Cultural Studies: Sima Qian Ssuma Ch'ien: Two Biographies, from The Recordsof the Grand Historian of China (The Shih Chi) (6th century BCE) ... ( http://bit.ly/1PykoRW )
BingoBoingo: Can't spz genuine
asciilifeform: do we have any other preserved recent output of his ?
BingoBoingo: I don't have much. Looks as though he was living the "company town" life.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 61700 @ 0.00050919 = 31.417 BTC [+] {3}
asciilifeform: looks from what ?
BingoBoingo: Well, the part where Docker is handling his final affairs and was his emergency contact
BingoBoingo: Seems quite a step further into "company town" than Google dorms
asciilifeform: docker ?!
BingoBoingo: Yes, that container everyone derps about
assbot: Logged on 31-12-2015 01:16:04; asciilifeform: supposing the cached twatter is genuine - murdock's brain liquified long ago
BingoBoingo: In other news, culture warz https://archive.is/35n6Z
assbot: Can Drag be for kids? The Commedia Rapunzel Thinks So. ... ( http://bit.ly/1PylrBv )
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 391045 | Current Difficulty: 9.34486707963238E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 391103 | Next Difficulty In: 58 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 8 hours, 26 minutes, and 10 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
assbot: Andrew Auernheimer on Twitter: "In the wake of Ian's death I must seriously ask: if you're going to kill yourself over establishment abuse, why go alone? Get to Valhalla." ... ( http://bit.ly/1Pyn9CH )
phf: ben_vulpes: fyi copy/paste between emacs running x11 or in terminal is trivial, using pbcopy/pbpaste http://paste.lisp.org/display/304224. just wrap it in (when (not (member window-system '(mac ns))) ...) (cc asciilifeform)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 232050 @ 0.00050223 = 116.5425 BTC [-] {7}
phf: asciilifeform: ре "криптография и свобода" книжка классная, читал три дня взахлеб. смесь "один в океане" и всяких программистских воспоминаний за закрытых нии. thx
phf: although guy reminds me of some of the programmers who immigrated to germany in the 90s. same байдарка гитара combined with микрософт это голова, даа! mentality. i still don't quite grok how these self-proclaimed non-conformists turned into such dull bourgeois post-collapse
asciilifeform: phf: mircea_popescu would probably say 'old age'
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55550 @ 0.00050766 = 28.2005 BTC [+]
mod6: BingoBoingo: s/alteration/altercation/ ? just checking.
BingoBoingo: dammit, fxd
mod6: ah, cool
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55328 @ 0.00050771 = 28.0906 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: Terry A. Davis (@TempleOS) | Twitter ... ( http://bit.ly/1OyqCEd )
BingoBoingo: Now that is absolutely impossible to tell.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29044 @ 0.00050041 = 14.5339 BTC [-] {2}
danielpbarron: from the Isaac Newton sin list >> 16. Having uncleane thoughts words and actions and dreamese
trinque: I celebrate my unclean dreams as gifts from the subconscious.
mats: o_O
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45377 @ 0.00050041 = 22.7071 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: trinque: Those are called "freelapses"
asciilifeform: nah reads like good ol' terry davis
assbot: The Temple Operating System ... ( http://bit.ly/1OyrybH )
thestringpuller: !gettrust evoorhees
assbot: Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user evoorhees: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 2 via 1 connections. |http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/trust/?from=thestringpuller&to=evoorhees | http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/user/evoorhees/
mircea_popescu: !up nickeeem
mircea_popescu: <assbot> Can Drag be for kids? The Commedia Rapunzel Thinks So << this from the same people throwing a fit about 9 yo girls in make-up / leotards / whatnot.
BingoBoingo: Noah News Update: Interstate 55 is now on the bottom side of the Meremac river
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Don't you know. In WaPo land only 9 year old boys get makeup.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 90900 @ 0.00049988 = 45.4391 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: Getting LibreOffice to Do the Write Thing | FOSS Force ... ( http://bit.ly/1IFaWN9 )
assbot: Chinese Cultural Studies: Sima Qian Ssuma Ch'ien: Two Biographies, from The Recordsof the Grand Historian of China (The Shih Chi) (6th century BCE) ... ( http://bit.ly/1PykoRW )
assbot: Debian Founder Ian Murdock Has Died - Slashdot ... ( http://bit.ly/1IFbkeP )
BingoBoingo: "I'm a bad person, but I've never bullied anyone to suicide for using the N-word. This is the first real-life lynching by the progressive liberal movement, and you might as well own it."
mircea_popescu orders derpy server to create 4096b rsa key
mircea_popescu: server finishes the process in... 0.5 seconds.
mircea_popescu: clearly openssh is ftw.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48903 @ 0.00049923 = 24.4138 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i dont think even my rng gives 4096*typical-miller-rabin-retries bits of entropy in 0.5s
asciilifeform: but i hear /dev/zero is nice & fast.
mircea_popescu: quite exactly. it'd seem OpenSSL 1.0.1e-fips does not actually utilize entropy to generate keys.
asciilifeform: uses mebbe 32 bits of it and then prng.
asciilifeform: this IS fips.
asciilifeform: says right on the motherfuckin box
asciilifeform back to bed
mircea_popescu: hey, i'm not the one that puts this shit on their boxes o.O
mircea_popescu: i'm just paying for teh professional services.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 68070 @ 0.00049808 = 33.9043 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: yum upgrade openssh
mircea_popescu: No Packages marked for Update
mircea_popescu: fucking logical. because why the fuck would something work.
mircea_popescu: (ie, rhel "backports" "fixes" so that you CAN'T actually get the latest version. or whatever, 5.3 bs is their idea of a latest version in this environment)
mircea_popescu: rpm -qa --last|grep "ssh"
mircea_popescu: openssh-server-5.3p1-112.el6_7.x86_64 Sat 19 Dec 2015 06:29:07 PM UTC
mircea_popescu: openssh-clients-5.3p1-112.el6_7.x86_64 Sat 19 Dec 2015 06:29:06 PM UTC
mircea_popescu: openssh-5.3p1-112.el6_7.x86_64 Sat 19 Dec 2015 06:28:22 PM UTC
mircea_popescu: libssh2-1.4.2-1.el6_6.1.x86_64 Sat 19 Dec 2015 06:28:16 PM UTC
mircea_popescu: fucking useless bs.
mircea_popescu: not that i'd use key material there generated for any purpose. BUT it's worth pointing out yet another way computers a) don't work and b) can't be fixed.
mircea_popescu: in other news,
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