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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 167 @ 0.002997 = 0.5005 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: I was drunk at the time, but since I was auth'd I still have that 0.2 BTC on reserve to sweeten the pot MP offered for that chess tournament
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.48999879 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.49244949 = 0.9849 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04999999 = 0.25 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00459412 = 0.4594 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 124 @ 0.001 = 0.124 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG.F2] 1 @ 0.59899999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 250 @ 0.00445946 = 1.1149 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 50 @ 0.005 = 0.25 BTC
BingoBoingo: "When it's time for this planet to die, you'll understand that you know absolutely nothing."
truffles: somebody wants to kill Earth?
BingoBoingo: truffles: No quoting FFVII, you want that rematch so you can beat me again?
truffles: hmmm
truffles: in an hour
BingoBoingo: truffles: Sure you prefer white or black?
truffles: white
BingoBoingo: K. I'll set the board up
truffles: but in an hour
truffles: distractions at the moment
BingoBoingo: k, but we dunno if overstock.com is scam or not
truffles: the internet is supposed to connect us right
truffles: whyd they make these location dectectors
truffles: i like stuff in english
truffles: the never ending battle i have with google search!!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 9 @ 0.02619999 = 0.2358 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.49458333 = 2.9675 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.49499879 = 1.485 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: truffles: You are starting to sound like vexual
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 1920 @ 0.00045 = 0.864 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 2000 @ 0.00045 = 0.9 BTC [-]
truffles: orly
BingoBoingo: ...Right now, I really don't know, But I know one thing."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1000 @ 0.00084125 = 0.8413 BTC [-]
truffles: well i instantly like ppl who enjoy art etc
truffles: vexual seems very cultured so ofc we may have similiarities :D
truffles: things have calmed down here, how about that game?
BingoBoingo: truffles: Sure, your move is?
truffles: chess.com?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1000 @ 0.00084125 = 0.8413 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: truffles: IRC carries the same information just as well
truffles: y must u be so difficult
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.0262 = 0.524 BTC [+] {3}
truffles: "your game has started"
BingoBoingo: truffles: I merely suppose we keep using the medium of communication we ahve been, but if you insist...
BingoBoingo: 1. d4 BTW I will hate myself if you don't answer with d5 c6 and still win
ozbot: WTF is HYPAY ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=380096.0 here comes tghe derp brigade.
mircea_popescu: "we are making a hardware wallet in the sense of this software you can put on your usb card"
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell duffer1 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=286634.40 << you privy to any further drama on that topic ?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: this has been like the lulziest forum report in a few weeks.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: You mean other than Kate has testicles?
mircea_popescu: apparently dood disappeared
BingoBoingo: truffles: For Srs who plays which fucking color?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: just remember we don't use overstock.com until they show they aren't scam
truffles: ur turn
BingoBoingo: truffles: Game looks like 1. d4 d5 or am i playing not you?
truffles: uh something happened where game switched and now im playing as white hmmm
BingoBoingo: truffles: This is why IRC kicks the ever living shit out of websites that pretend to d things and don't actually
truffles: we're playing 2 games it seems
BingoBoingo: truffles: Maybe, just remember my enhancement to the pot only applies to games in this channel
truffles: this is a rematch
BingoBoingo: truffles: Of the game before the tournament because you want a rematch for winning why?
truffles: u called me a pussy :D
BingoBoingo: Maybe you are a dry furry pair of labia.
truffles: who doesnt like fur
BingoBoingo: You apparently since you seem so insulted
truffles: am i though
BingoBoingo: Why truffles? Yo mama shave that pussy?
truffles: yo mama jokes never seemed funny to me
truffles: so 90s too
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: (this part of the game is why I might pay for a Kasparov game, but they would be most fun against Anand)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11050 @ 0.00084125 = 9.2958 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: nanotube is bitcoin-otc.com borkt ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.48000001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.481 BTC [+]
ozbot: 1418481395.26264 | Next Diff in 574 blocks | Estimated Change: 21.4432% in 3d 3h 11m 16s
ozbot: Italian police decipher 'Mafia code' in initiation script - Telegraph
mircea_popescu: cutting edge tech : mafia uses letter transposition.
mircea_popescu: a bright octopus could probably be trained to break these
mircea_popescu: nevertheless, "It was deciphered by two police officers with an interest in codes and word puzzles.
mircea_popescu: The breakthrough came when they decoded the symbol that represented the letter C, which enabled them to slowly begin to understand the rest of the strange alphabet."
mircea_popescu: the state the world is in ;/ soon enough we'll be seeing teh media report on single moms that have discovered peroxide in a bottle in their medicine cabinet (who knows how it got there!)
mircea_popescu: o, wait...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30950 @ 0.00084132 = 26.0389 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.46664586 = 3.7332 BTC [-] {5}
BingoBoingo: everyone uses ceasar ciphers
mircea_popescu: it's the 00s again ? as in, 0050s ?
BingoBoingo: Well, this game truffles is going to be made to play a proper end game
truffles: my brain tends to fk up everytime it's idle
BingoBoingo: truffles: You and vexual accused me of an allergy to this vodka shitl I'm trashed. Do something.... Bitch...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25065 @ 0.00084626 = 21.2115 BTC [+] {2}
truffles: im bored waiting for u to move!
BingoBoingo: truffles: It has been your move since like forever
truffles: uh no
BingoBoingo: M... Yeah, Re1 bitch
BingoBoingo: Re7+ Bitch
truffles: ure prolonging this hmmm
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 120 @ 0.54043081 = 64.8517 BTC [+] {17}
BingoBoingo: Dude as much as you resisted the inevitable
BingoBoingo: Now truffles WHo forced what on who nigga
truffles: ure such a badass ...
truffles: i made like 4 blunders :(
BingoBoingo: No, I am a lazy ass basement dweller.
BingoBoingo: I am the internet's lowest common denominator unless proven otherwise
BingoBoingo: But yes, one move I did forget I had to hit the confirm button.
truffles: uh huh
truffles: just 1
truffles: well im assuming ud play faster
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 712 @ 0.00467205 = 3.3265 BTC [+] {14}
BingoBoingo: K Nigga new game
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30250 @ 0.00084066 = 25.43 BTC [-] {2}
truffles: no wai
BingoBoingo: K... I issued a challenge and playing white you got just three choices... e4... d4... and a suck on this dick...
truffles: im gonna have to play tomorrow or later
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18900 @ 0.0008396 = 15.8684 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00482613 = 0.4826 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: dude truffles We are tied, we have to break this
truffles: took u forever to mate with that queen :-0
BingoBoingo: Or truffles are you too pussy to mate
truffles: im too pussy
BingoBoingo: I am glad you admit that
BingoBoingo: I am also sorry if I couldn't find a faster checkmat in that position
truffles: i thought i had a chance for a bit
truffles: u were fking it up lol
truffles: so apparently i started another game with some random
truffles: he also takes forever to move
truffles: whoa is me
BingoBoingo: truffles: We are tied in our al time series though, and I am fucking trashed.
truffles: ure an aggressive drunk
BingoBoingo: Maybe truffles Or maybe I jsut don't liek mother fuckers who try to save face with lies, you know liek how TradeFortress tried
nanotube: mircea_popescu, yes it was.
nanotube: should be good now
BingoBoingo: If you keep on bitching we will create places such that you can be sore in more than just th eloser place.
truffles: uh huh
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 72 @ 0.005 = 0.36 BTC
truffles: just as long as the "we" = "I"
BingoBoingo: Right now I am in the place where there was chili and there was macaroni, and I was too hungry for both of them so I nao eat both of them.
BingoBoingo: truffles: We, I, and Yo mamma can all coexist
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10250 @ 0.0008396 = 8.6059 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: As asciilifeform hit on earlier though, if you aren't from the communist bloc, you aren't a scary opponent
truffles: i kinda missed the discussion
truffles: it was like a tldr chess rant os
BingoBoingo: log [dot] this chan
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 200 @ 0.54995999 = 109.992 BTC [+] {4}
BingoBoingo: truffles: You think you have it in your for a re-re match or would that be too retarded?
truffles: not for at least another hr
truffles: which i hope to be asleep by
BingoBoingo: truffles: By then I;m gunna be sleepy
truffles: great
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 85 @ 0.5499647 = 46.747 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.55 = 1.1 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00489879 = 0.9798 BTC [+] {7}
BingoBoingo: Just remember we don't know if overstock.com is scamzors or not
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.55 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.04999999 = 0.15 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 81 @ 0.00489999 = 0.3969 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26584 @ 0.00084144 = 22.3688 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18925 @ 0.00084685 = 16.0266 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5555 = 1.111 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11227 @ 0.0008478 = 9.5183 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 103 @ 0.0049 = 0.5047 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 280 @ 0.0029406 = 0.8234 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24250 @ 0.0008481 = 20.5664 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1306 @ 0.0029386 = 3.8378 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00499991 = 1 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.561 = 1.122 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 51 @ 0.005 = 0.255 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 98 @ 0.005 = 0.49 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4825 @ 0.00084694 = 4.0865 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32850 @ 0.0008422 = 27.6663 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 83248 @ 0.00084296 = 70.1747 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42877 @ 0.00084872 = 36.3906 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36369 @ 0.00084876 = 30.8686 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.561 = 1.122 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC [+]
truffles: attempt at sleep failed badly
Vexual: if bongo bought a green and a red watch, he could repeat Hafele–Keating
truffles: whyd he do that
ozbot: Time dilation experiment - YouTube
Vexual: well instead of chicks saying, hey nice seiko, they could ask why he has a watch on both wrists
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.0262 = 0.131 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 25 @ 0.005 = 0.125 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23700 @ 0.00084876 = 20.1156 BTC [+]
Vexual: this chan spits out a half decent sitcom script every week
Duffer1: ya pretty easy to see how MP keeps up with near daily trilema posts
Vexual: I had the tuna salad
Vexual: with sardines and halved cherry tomatoes for vinegar
Vexual: hot crusty loaf direct from the oven
jurov: KRS1: i do have dark greyblue eyes and blondish-brown hair.. not very straight, tho
Vexual: was that from the ice age episode?
jurov: no im just digging out some convo from yest
jurov: grep the log for "blondish-brown"
Vexual: yeah im still visualising sitcoms
Vexual: hey does coinbr have a way for me to hold a stock like no such labs for some years with lesser fees?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43300 @ 0.000847 = 36.6751 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10900 @ 0.00084856 = 9.2493 BTC [+]
Vexual: coz 25 grand over two years should come with advice on how to store my fozen mammoth steaks
Vexual: did you see ibm are selling ap access to their watson servers?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39300 @ 0.00084856 = 33.3484 BTC [+]
Vexual: seriously that shit is funnier than people worrying about the price of bitcoin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 92 @ 0.0051 = 0.4692 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 82 @ 0.00516599 = 0.4236 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: Cypress Hill feat. Roni Size - Child Of The West official video HQ - YouTube
ozbot: I shot the sheriff (Roni Size Remix) - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.56 BTC [-]
ozbot: Folk Uke/ Shit Makes The Flowers Grow & Knock Me Up - YouTube
ozbot: Arlo Guthrie Motorcycle Song With Johnny Cash - YouTube
Vexual: kako whats my jukebox tab?
kakobrekla: 2 mil
Vexual: satoshi?
Vexual: sounds about right
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39918 @ 0.00084856 = 33.8728 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27900 @ 0.00084856 = 23.6748 BTC [+]
jurov: ;;calc 0.019*24
gribble: 0.456
jurov: Vexual: if the stock won't pay more dividends than above in 2 years, is it worth it?
Vexual: shit yeah
jurov: it isn't worth (or at least a priority) for me, sorry.
jurov: just use passthroughs
jurov: and if there aren't passthroughs because nobody wants to run them, then it just proves my point
Vexual: i understand
Vexual: episode 9 million: a secure supermarket secures someones spud concern
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.55 BTC [-]
ozbot: Aloe Blacc - I Need A Dollar (Ben E & Falki Remix) - YouTube
ozbot: Flight Facilities - Clair De Lune (feat. Christine Hoberg) - YouTube
mod6: $depth s.mpoe
mpexbot: mod6: S.MPOE Bids: ['12850 @ 0.00084648', '41700 @ 0.0008411', '90000 @ 0.00083979', '74838 @ 0.00083963', '17550 @ 0.00083947']
mpexbot: mod6: Asks: ['18446744073709437393 @ 0.00084856', '18446744073709495078 @ 0.00084876', '23308 @ 0.00085124', '19900 @ 0.00085178', '19900 @ 0.00085178']
mod6: some is wrong with those qtys methinks. heheh
mod6: *something
mod6: irc from cellphone is kinda neat.
Vexual: kakos getting a smortwatch from kickstarter
mod6: that will be even trickier. lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25700 @ 0.00084648 = 21.7545 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: perhaps one can shout at it
mod6: haha
mod6: KLINE ALL THE SCAMMARZ
Vexual: u wamnt me to search the wbe?
Vexual: forward slash, topic,
Vexual: dialing sandra...
mod6: heheh
mod6: aight at train stop. bbs.
Vexual: elegius does well when people are proving new hardware?
Vexual: pankakke got a block :)
Vexual: not yours?
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/more-about-caesar-cyphers/ << if anyone wants to play word detective
ozbot: More about Caesar cyphers pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
jurov: ;;bc,convert eur
gribble: 1 BTC = 915.99996 USD = 669.779170752 eur
Vexual: i wish i knew more of other languages
Vexual: thats a good days work mircea
Vexual: must have taken the italian police many manyears to get there
Vexual: i suppose someone gave them the key
Vexual: he i can already see a word in the orginal text that hasnt been transposed correctly
Duffer1: italian doesn't have j, k, y, x, y analogs
ThickAsThieves: "Jennifer started to have inner course [sic] with the gun and stated, 'Who is crazy, you or me?'"
ThickAsThieves: She then allegedly extracted the firearm from her pork holster and held it to her boyfriend's head, at which point he disarmed her and "put the gun in the toilet"
Vexual: worked better when it was the chick from machete
nubbins`: escrow john k. missing since november 29!
Vexual: he came back a week later
nubbins`: Vexual: nope, still missing
Vexual: shit
ozbot: View the profile of John (John K.)
Vexual: is he holding mega-coin?
nubbins`: hundreds of btc, apparently
Vexual: didn't he once go by big dick john ore some such?
nubbins`: john the dong
Vexual: thats it
ozbot: Ultra Rare Casascius Physical Bitcoin Lowest Mintage OF ANY SUB 500BTC Coin | eBay
nubbins`: ^ watch me waste listing fees
Vexual: privkey might be worth that b4 listing is up
nubbins`: better place a bid, then ;)
Vexual: i could :) whens the aution finish?
Vexual: at the very least you won't pay fees
FabianB: mircea_popescu: 18`446`744`073`709`494`272
FabianB: S.MPOE in those quantities exist?
jurov: FabianB: yes they do, if mpex overflows
jurov: where it is from?
ozbot: S.MPOE last 12850@0.00084648
FabianB: sell orders
jurov: ;;calc 0.00084876*18446744073709494272
gribble: 15656858500001672
jurov: :)
FabianB: nice amount of btc
jurov: that's mpex technology from nasa... on overflow below zero it switches to warp drive
Vexual: to da moon
nubbins`: Vexual: 10 day auction
kakobrekla: >?Never touched by bare hands. Air-Tite case.?
kakobrekla: how do you know they are not casascius ass pennies?
nubbins`: HAHA
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: anyone with $50 can make a 'raspberry pi wallet' in ten minutes or so.
nubbins`: well, an ass wouldn't leave fingerprints
asciilifeform: (though i wouldn't)
nubbins`: alf, pourquoi?
nubbins`: don't trust broadom? :D
asciilifeform: little bugger not only has closed-source firmware, but a separate cpu core which... runs it at all times.
nubbins`: so essentially you wouldn't trust any private keys generated by it
asciilifeform: nubbins`: yeah the other thing. just about everybody using single-board ARM machines is using their satanic rng.
nubbins`: reaching back to yesterday's convo, i wonder how suitable an olpc would be
Vexual: meshes by default
nubbins`: sure, if running sugar
asciilifeform: afaik the architecture was never fully documented
nubbins`: you can install another distro
asciilifeform: i recall there being blobs.
nubbins`: yeah
nubbins`: something to do with their own security mechanisms iirc
nubbins`: what did they call it, bitfreeze or something?
mircea_popescu: FabianB notrly.
ThickAsThieves: what is it with people asking if there is a prospectus for NEOBEE
ThickAsThieves: how can they know it exists without finding it?
kakobrekla: well i get asked for panacea prospectus and there isnt one.
Vexual: neobee feels prospectusy
ThickAsThieves: but if you had one, and it was linked as appropriate
nubbins`: i was going to say "because havelock doesn't make them easy to find", but the prospectus is linked in the first paragraph of the overview
ThickAsThieves: you cant even look at it on Havelock without seeing the prospectus
Vexual: so grossy
mircea_popescu: Vexual which ?
nubbins`: TBF italicized URLs are hard to notice :)
ozbot: York defends allowing student to snub working with women - Toronto - CBC News
nubbins`: inflammatory headline
Vexual: which what mircea?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.0052999 = 0.2915 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: re: caesar cipher: homework, in every intro to crypto uni course on the planet.
asciilifeform: (or so i imagine.)
Vexual: so grossy was so glossy in a racist chinese accenmt reffering to the neobee prospectus
nubbins`: ah, you australians
nubbins`: and your hatred of asians
ThickAsThieves: that's a thing?
Vexual: chinese got here at the same time as britons
ozbot: Romper Stomper (1992) - IMDb
nubbins`: tat, apparently a not-insignificant portion of the population has a branch up their ass about immigrants
nubbins`: not unlike any other country on earth, i suppose
ThickAsThieves: oh it's like that think where you hate yourself in others
ThickAsThieves: i wonder how natives feel about immigrants complaining about immigrants
nubbins`: HAHAHAHAHA
nubbins`: ding ding ding!!!
ThickAsThieves: at first i didnt like louie
ThickAsThieves: but then i fell in love
nubbins`: nod, took me a while to warm up to it
ThickAsThieves: the show can be very charming too
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the thing here is that it'd seem to actually give someone the lie
nubbins`: he hits the nail on the head
mircea_popescu: either the police or the press, but provably that cypher does not translte to anything
ThickAsThieves: i love the bit when his daughter tells a joke
asciilifeform: didn't somebody here just find a transcription error?
Vexual: its an initiation thing mircea?
nubbins`: haha, yeah
mircea_popescu: Vexual supposedly.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform not afaik ?
Vexual: Ndrangheta is calibria?
mircea_popescu: yea. calabria
mircea_popescu: you know, the psoriasis bfl guys.
mircea_popescu: whatever their name was, the father-son couple
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
mircea_popescu: "a word". which ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.50064128 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: mod6 nuts.
nubbins`: WAIT NOW
nubbins`: "pork holster"?
nubbins`: lelel
nubbins`: that's up there with "salmon canyon" and "ham wallet"
asciilifeform: 'port holster' sounds like something you could spread as a rumour to start another 'Sepoy Rebellion.'
mircea_popescu: well if you pork her... it stands to reason your porker goes in her pork holster.
nubbins`: well sure, but i didn't expect el reg to be so vulgar
asciilifeform: (saw this many years ago)
nubbins`: looks like some kind of "zany news" subsection tho
nubbins`: looser standards
ozbot: Mars One - First Private Mars Mission in 2018 | Indiegogo
nubbins`: wouldn't mind one of those silver rounds, altho the two descriptions can't even agree on the purity
Vexual: can we get the other pages?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 39 @ 0.0052999 = 0.2067 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: ;;estimate
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 1724845769.51 based on data since last change | 2001616333.84 based on data for last three days
ozbot: 1418481395.26264 | Next Diff in 501 blocks | Estimated Change: 21.5688% in 2d 17h 29m 57s
mircea_popescu: over 1k btc bet.
ozbot: BitBet - Bitcoin difficulty at or above 2B before Feb 2014
mircea_popescu: this has gotta be some sort of record.
ThickAsThieves: most dollars ever no?
Vexual: we don't even know if that cypher is cracked yet...
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo what's the record for the largest bet in vegas ?
mircea_popescu: No pays: 3.76584753 BTC Yes pays: 1.0998963 BTC
mircea_popescu: this'd be a 30:1 then
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I'll have to look around to fund that information.
Vexual: id look for five, hand etc, with dialects and extra letters added everywhere
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo :D
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 913.631, Best ask: 923.358, Bid-ask spread: 9.72700, Last trade: 913.631, 24 hour volume: 7176.93808471, 24 hour low: 873.5, 24 hour high: 943.0, 24 hour vwap: 917.15255
ThickAsThieves: bitbet needs a bet that it will have the biggest bet ever
ThickAsThieves: and that should be the bet
ThickAsThieves: that makes it happen
Vexual: -10 on no
mircea_popescu: by 2020 these will be the biggesgt bets ever anyway
BingoBoingo: *find that information
mircea_popescu: the ~1500 bfl march bet is still a record in nominal terms
jurov: Mhm, in old hungary there was someone who lost a castle in a bet...but no ide how much is that worth in todays money
Vexual: probly wasnt everything he had tho
mircea_popescu: was that bet in any way pussy-related ?
Vexual: yeah he went to live in a tent with his whenches
jurov: Maybe, don't know.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 200 @ 0.00280859 = 0.5617 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.04999999 = 0.5 BTC [+]
ozbot: Playing for sheep stations - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2870 @ 0.00084527 = 2.4259 BTC [-] {2}
pankkake: I'd like a laptop with mechanical keys
pankkake: I couldn't care less about thickness
BingoBoingo: Sounds like Codeine "This drug is not narcotic unless metabolized"
asciilifeform: benkay: this fellow isn't the first to build 'laptop', and won't be the last
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 243 @ 0.003 = 0.729 BTC [+]
ozbot: Out of the mud, on to the beer expo - Local - The Telegram
nubbins`: i wonder how long until this guy discovers btc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.04999999 = 1 BTC [+]
Duffer1: we clearly need more assholes in this space
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 7 @ 0.02649 = 0.1854 BTC [+]
Namworld: Chess tournament...
Namworld: Where are the participants...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 80 @ 0.003 = 0.24 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 40 @ 0.005 = 0.2 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04999999 = 0.25 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24800 @ 0.00084621 = 20.986 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 30 @ 0.02649 = 0.7947 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00529699 = 0.2648 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16600 @ 0.00084874 = 14.0891 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 48 @ 0.00294529 = 0.1414 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 372 @ 0.00294035 = 1.0938 BTC [-] {4}
ozbot: New Report Details Bitcoin's Potential Threat to the Federal Reserve – Bitcoin Magazine
ThickAsThieves: "At Bitcoin’s current scale of use, it is likely too small to significantly affect the Fed’s ability to conduct monetary policy. However, if the scale of use were to grow substantially larger, there could be reason for some concern."
ThickAsThieves: "the Fed’s ability to conduct monetary policy rests on its ability to increase or decrease the reserves of the banking system through open market operations."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.54925258 = 1.6478 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.56149251 = 2.246 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 120 @ 0.0029395 = 0.3527 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 150 @ 0.0029395 = 0.4409 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 40 @ 0.00299978 = 0.12 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35464 @ 0.00084529 = 29.9774 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00524999 = 1.05 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 22 @ 0.00524999 = 0.1155 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3000 @ 0.001 = 3 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18431 @ 0.00084494 = 15.5731 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37750 @ 0.0008459 = 31.9327 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3000 @ 0.001 = 3 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36057 @ 0.00084901 = 30.6128 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5887 @ 0.00084494 = 4.9742 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7313 @ 0.00084494 = 6.179 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.049605 = 0.4961 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 500 @ 0.001 = 0.5 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29651 @ 0.00084494 = 25.0533 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 60 @ 0.005 = 0.3 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 240 @ 0.0029998 = 0.72 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 65 @ 0.003 = 0.195 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 440 @ 0.000485 = 0.2134 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1995 @ 0.001 = 1.995 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34000 @ 0.00084459 = 28.7161 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22949 @ 0.00084941 = 19.4931 BTC [+] {2}
bob___: benkay: I like this line "Inflation could also occur if the Bitcoin network develops fractional reserve banking"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47027 @ 0.00085184 = 40.0595 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24740 @ 0.00085389 = 21.1252 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: what do you mean bitcoin network?
bob___: ask the congressional research service (benkay's previous link)
benkay: the question is what the pointy headed ones in the usg mean by the bitcoin network, pankkake.
pankkake: oh, I ignored because .pdf. yeah, ok, that clears it up
pankkake: we had plenty of fractionnal reserves already
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19542 @ 0.00085512 = 16.7108 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8200 @ 0.00084456 = 6.9254 BTC [-]
KRS1: you know the tcpip ethernetwork bitcoin network thing
KRS1: i plug the tcpip cable into
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27850 @ 0.00084777 = 23.6104 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26300 @ 0.00084704 = 22.2772 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.555 = 1.11 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 30 @ 0.02764733 = 0.8294 BTC [+] {5}
KRS1: HAI
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1425 @ 0.00009347 = 0.1332 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33650 @ 0.00084821 = 28.5423 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11120 @ 0.00085512 = 9.5089 BTC [+]
benkay: does the setting of interest rates by the US Fed count as 'capital allocation'?
benkay: mircea_popescu jurov davout and bankers et al
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 95 @ 0.00515382 = 0.4896 BTC [-] {8}
KRS1: bankster
benkay: banksters & co
benkay: excellent btc company name
truffles: banksy?
KRS1: bankster=gangster
KRS1: Gangster Bankers, Inc.
KRS1: Rates you just can't refuse.,
pankkake: 90% ROI (Rate of Incompetence)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41776 @ 0.00085518 = 35.726 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4700 @ 0.00085595 = 4.023 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Just a reminder. I have court Thursday so if I go missing for a month Occam's razor suggests my location would e the St Clair County Jail.
truffles: u beat some cop at chess?
BingoBoingo: I wish truffles
truffles: we can rematch now if uwant
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.57430693 = 8.0403 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: truffles: Imma be offline soon for the weekend.
BingoBoingo: I submitted a move though
truffles: ive got white collar on the side so im preped
BingoBoingo: Bb5 was a mistake
truffles: i didnt complain when i made mine _D
BingoBoingo: You just dun know bette ryet.
truffles: u drinking already?
BingoBoingo: 785 ml already
BingoBoingo: Just remembet I take a break as soon as hockey coems on
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.575 = 1.15 BTC [+]
truffles: u mean snail pace
truffles: and it begins
diametric: evening gents
truffles: sigh
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9700 @ 0.00085271 = 8.2713 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.58 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2000 @ 0.001 = 2 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 44 @ 0.00339336 = 0.1493 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 160 @ 0.0052946 = 0.8471 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00529752 = 0.5298 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 70 @ 0.00529971 = 0.371 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1696 @ 0.00085271 = 1.4462 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 228 @ 0.00531639 = 1.2121 BTC [+] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 51 @ 0.00535 = 0.2729 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 36000 @ 0.00008503 = 3.0611 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 489 @ 0.0052507 = 2.5676 BTC [-] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.571 = 2.284 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.57 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 48 @ 0.0052 = 0.2496 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.57 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 52 @ 0.00529998 = 0.2756 BTC [+] {4}
twizt: man i dont understand how timewarner cable stock is so high
ozbot: Time Warner Cable Loses Another 215,000 TV Viewers | DSLReports, ISP Information
VanCleef: lol fail
twizt: fucking quant easing
twizt: all these fake gains in equities
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 97 @ 0.003395 = 0.3293 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 40 @ 0.005 = 0.2 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6900 @ 0.00084997 = 5.8648 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.57 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45479 @ 0.00084807 = 38.5694 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 250 @ 0.001 = 0.25 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3263 @ 0.00084499 = 2.7572 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C080T] 5 @ 0.04231494 = 0.2116 BTC [-]
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