Duffer1: "we recently raised nearly 5000 BTC to build a new protocol layer on top of bitcoin."
    
    Bugpowder: sigh.  OK I will do my reading…. tx
    
    ThickAsThieves: the best things are always made by contests
    
    Bugpowder: In general I support a development model where people buy-in to the coin via funding its development
    
    mircea_popescu: Bugpowder do the reading, publish the results, get peer reviewed.
    
    mircea_popescu: i support teh model!
    
    Bugpowder: If only I didn't have science to worry about
    
    Bugpowder: sigh
    
    Bugpowder: ok
    
    Bugpowder: on my list of shit to do
    
    Bugpowder: wow.  100 master coins were minted per BTC during the kickstarter
    
    Bugpowder: traiding at .23BTC / MSC now
    
    Bugpowder: shit1
    
    
    
    Duffer1: trading where?
    
    mircea_popescu: good reason to ignore it, basically.
    
    mircea_popescu: "holy shit, scam X started at y two months ago now it's at y times over nine thousand!!1" pretty much calls for "call me in two years"
    
    kakobrekla: y u no like doge no moar
    
    Bugpowder: waiting for doge to hi 18
    
    Bugpowder: hit 18
    
    Bugpowder: that is the magic doge number
    
    Duffer1: MP is balls deep in doge, only talks shit to get cheaper doge
    
    kakobrekla: at 18 it turns to adult doge?
    
    Duffer1: at least, dats what some1on 4chan sais
    
    Gotchawallet: such investment
    
    BingoBoingo: I though doge's usually died around 15
    
    Bugpowder: I am talking about MSC not MST by the way
    
    Bugpowder: 18 is where the total future market cap = BBQcoin's total future market cap at current valuation.
    
    Bugpowder: since BBQcoin is a worthless coin, yet still has value…
    
    Bugpowder: OK I know that is a stupid analysis
    
    Gotchawallet: arent most of the mastercoin owned by the founders and friends
    
    Gotchawallet: and reeks of centralization
    
    Bugpowder: anyone that participated in the kickstarter… yep
    
    Gotchawallet: thought so..hmm
    
    Bugpowder: doesn't necessarily mean it's not going to become useful
    
    Bugpowder: different jobs could have different types of coins serve them best
    
    Gotchawallet: yea initially it seemed great to me but that turned me off
    
    Duffer1: i didn't read past the part where the ceo introduced himself
    
    mircea_popescu: Duffer1 i r not balls deep in no doge
    
    Duffer1: oh lol ya that came out wrong
    
    Duffer1: multi layered troll
    
    mircea_popescu: Bugpowder so which one is msc ?
    
    Bugpowder: The coloredcions one
    
    
    
    ozbot: Mastercoin is a joke : Bitcoin
    
    Duffer1: but like it totally works if like market participants act rationally and in good faith
    
    mircea_popescu: i c
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 41 @ 0.04999989 = 2.05 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    jcpham: good faith eh
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.29873392 = 2.9873 BTC [+] {5} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3 = 1.5 BTC [+]
    
    benkay: oh it gets worse
    
    benkay: one changes bids in this derpstributed marketplace by simply transmitting another transaction that supersedes the previous bid/ask
    
    benkay: and whichever makes it into the blockchain is nominally the official bid
    
    benkay: thing is a goddamn shitshow
    
    benkay: will gladly fisk to the tune of 1700 words for 1 btc.
    
    Bugpowder: jejej
    
    benkay: how to revoke orders once in blockchain is left as an exercise to the alert reader
    
    benkay: read: it's non trivially parsed from this moronic 'spec'.
    
    mircea_popescu: benkay you should start a blog, charge for credits.
    
    mircea_popescu: basically, you folks are doing all the legwork into figuring this stuff out anyway
    
    benkay: it's almost as though willet et al have heard about a thing called a spec and how some people involved with bitcoin think the cryptocurrency might be better off with a spec than new features, chose to 'implement' a 'spec' that's wholly inadequate to the task at hand
    
    mircea_popescu: publishing the results is really getting mileage out of already sunk in work. otherwise it just rots away
    
    benkay: ya well working with jurov to recoup time investment in parsing mpex complexities
    
    benkay: would be more than happy to parse mastercoin retardities for you for pay
    
    benkay: have no interest in maintaining blog thing
    
    mircea_popescu: you know it's easier to do in retrospect than it looks.
    
    benkay: the little i know about myself and men in general is that we don't tend to have a lot to say on topics of interest to large populations until we hit like thirty five and have a reasonable base of experience from which to generalize
    
    mircea_popescu: you just write a report to yourself, click publish, go on your merry way
    
    mircea_popescu: blogs are not for large populations.
    
    benkay: blogging also turns one into a public persona
    
    mircea_popescu: so does being on irc
    
    benkay: point
    
    benkay: anyways
    
    mircea_popescu: i get it, public speaking is the #1 fear n the english world. nevertheless, step outside of your culture
    
    mircea_popescu: if we can call it that.
    
    benkay: rookie reporter does not start newspaper
    
    mircea_popescu: this is not reporting.
    
    mircea_popescu: you are not writing to an audience. you are writing to yourself.
    
    mircea_popescu: "here is the deal with this X thing afaik"
    
    mircea_popescu: you get very cheap extra research IF anyone ever reads your stuff
    
    mircea_popescu: but that's not why you write. why you write is so that YOU can re-read it if you ever forget wtf X was
    
    benkay: right because there's no textbook for cryptocurrency idiocy
    
    mircea_popescu: what's this, centralisation nao ?
    
    benkay: i can always pull out the dynamics and controls tomes and implement whatever thing i forgot the intricacies of implementing, but i won't always have access to my memories of why mastercoin is completely stupified.
    
    mircea_popescu: you won't.
    
    mircea_popescu: take it from experience, people ask me about 1year+ oldscams i have to review writs
    
    mircea_popescu: scams are eminently forgettable in all those specific details that make discussion possible or worthwhile
    
    mircea_popescu: and stupidity generally goes the same way
    
    benkay: but think you could spend just one bitcoin and get a full report on the derpage, plus some negotiated amount of additional "hey kid you're stupid and didn't look into this enough plz foar to fix"
    
    mircea_popescu: ya but i do not wish to befoul the marketplace of ideas by abusing my financial power.
    
    benkay: :(
    
    Duffer1: pay x to shit all over something that just miiggghhhtt help the overall bitcoin ecosystem?
    
    benkay: you'd befoul the idea marketplace, and defoul the bitcoinscamosystem
    
    mircea_popescu: Duffer1 the helping part is a vanishingly long shot at this point.
    
    Duffer1: mp = rupert murdoch
    
    mircea_popescu: a spiked club colonoscopy could conceivably also help some old geezer
    
    Duffer1: oh i agree
    
    mircea_popescu: if it hits him just right
    
    Duffer1: the same way gay sex can cure constipation?
    
    mircea_popescu: i thought taking it in the pooper made you stop shitting for the dya
    
    Duffer1: benkay coindesk might be interested
    
    Duffer1: dunno if they pay though or if they're the huffpost of cryptoland
    
    benkay: i do so dearly want to associate my name with publications whose trade is which american bitcoin company may or may not be raising another pile of idiot cash this week
    
    
    
    ozbot: Community - "Make your money whore." - YouTube
    
    Bugpowder: this is how startups end up working tho.  Raise a bunch of money before you have a real product, and try to assemble one before you can't raise an ever increasing sum of money
    
    Duffer1: ^sfw btw
    
    mircea_popescu: Bugpowder hence the crunch.
    
    Bugpowder: Stanford model vs. MIT model.  Usually Stanford model does better
    
    Bugpowder: occasionally MIT model makes a tech so awesome that it does change the market
    
    Bugpowder: but usually they fail
    
    mircea_popescu: only if the stanford model is applied to a well controlled environment made out of wasp kids thoroughly acculturated.
    
    mircea_popescu: if the stanford model is exposed to the world the net result is today's us.
    
    mircea_popescu: and as to mit, the "premier engineering school in teh werld", all i have to say is www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIhk9eKOLzQ
    
    Duffer1: i'm gonna name my next cat "fuffles"
    
    Bugpowder: by wasp you mean neo-wasp meritistocrats, not WSJ Joe Epstein US was great when WASPs were kings?
    
    mircea_popescu: no, i mean people repressed to the point they actually need marketeers to give them topics for conversation.
    
    mircea_popescu: as they can't, on their own, say hi to a stranger.
    
    mircea_popescu: jerome k jerome's brit turned to 11 basically.
    
    reeses: I always wondered about MIT grads with degrees in the humanities
    
    mircea_popescu: whoa he can talk
    
    chetty: these days not talking to strangers is wisdom, not repression
    
    Bugpowder: Sad thing, the Course 21W major...
    
    mircea_popescu: chetty kids gotta get into trouble tho
    
    reeses: Yep
    
    
    
    ozbot: MIT Course Catalog: Degrees Offered in the School of Humanities, Arts, and Social Sciences
    
    mircea_popescu: "Comparative Media Studies" ?
    
    mircea_popescu: is this basically redditderp ?
    
    reeses: we have funny "you *have* to have a college degree!" programs here in the US
    
    reeses: when I was in school I dated a girl whose major was "comparative history of ideas"
    
    reeses: I think it was philosophy-lite
    
    mircea_popescu: that's actually a very respectable postgrad field
    
    reeses: yeah, but this was a school of arts & sciences undergrad
    
    mircea_popescu: nordstrom et al
    
    reeses: which meant she had to take maybe four courses to satisfy the department requirement
    
    mircea_popescu: i realise, they probably raped it to shit
    
    
    
    reeses: CHID is an undergraduate major and minor that has been around since 1978.  The participating members (students, staff and faculty) of CHID collectively construct a dynamic, creative learning community that mobilizes collective and individual passions.  We encourage our members to pursue self-knowledge through participation in the changing world in which their selves are shaped and which they will shape for their own and future generations.
    
    reeses: hahahah
    
    mircea_popescu: this oddly involves no fucking.
    
    reeses: montessori university
    
    mircea_popescu: ok, new definition for wasp : person that reads the above and does not immediately think "so they fuck on campus ?"
    
    reeses: heh
    
    reeses: do wasps still exist?
    
    mircea_popescu: definitely.
    
    Namworld: What's a wasp? My first thought was "You ain't getting a job with that."
    
    reeses: white anglo-saxon protestant
    
    reeses: vestigial ruling class in the US and UK
    
    reeses: preppies are their larval stage
    
    mircea_popescu: a wasp is a kid that grows up principally interracting with his parents, who are overly-intellectual, is never beaten, is carefully kept overclean and never gets to either injure himself or face any real responsibility
    
    mircea_popescu: where real responsibility is that situation where either choice stinks, you gotta pick one and then stick with it, without redemption.
    
    mircea_popescu: if you've ever seen the graduate you get the idea.
    
    reeses: dead poet's society as well
    
    mircea_popescu: ya, weir
    
    mircea_popescu: for that matter, anything with that jew bimbo in it, what's his name
    
    Namworld: I have not. Although it seems by the new definition you gave it, I'm a wasp.
    
    mircea_popescu: Ben Stiller
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0499999 = 0.25 BTC [+]
    
    Bugpowder: that is really not a wasp
    
    
    
    ozbot: The Late, Great American WASP - WSJ.com
    
    Bugpowder: but if you want to reappropriate the term, using the W-word as a term of endearment, go ahead.
    
    mircea_popescu: " unless one includes the entity that has come to be known as the meritocracypresumably an aristocracy of sheer intelligence, men and women trained in the nation's most prestigious schools.
    
    mircea_popescu: lmao, bureaucracy never gets sick of sucking itself off huh
    
    Bugpowder: WASPs play paddle tennis
    
    mircea_popescu: the notion that there'd be a meritocracy in the us is beyond a simple lol
    
    Bugpowder: which I had never fucking heard of till going to my kid's Mommy and Me preschool
    
    Duffer1: yer just jealous of our freedom
    
    mircea_popescu: kinda impossible to have old money in a crooked place, so yeah.
    
    benkay: the wasps are all lifetime government slaves
    
    benkay: i pirated one of their young femmes off in my gypsy joo caravan
    
    benkay: have to self-restrain from mocking the family around said femme
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    reeses: ping pong is racist
    
    benkay: the best part is how all the women are involved in welfare programs, and all the men in nominal spycraft
    
    Bugpowder: The whitest sport in the world
    
    Bugpowder: http://www.venicepaparazzi.com/events/april-6-7-spring-singles-paddle-tennis-tournament-2/
    
    ozbot: U.S. Open Doubles Paddle Tennis Tournament is this Sat. Sept. 21 : Venice Paparazzi | Venice Beach
    
    mircea_popescu: the spycraft is indeed funny
    
    reeses: holy gay
    
    mircea_popescu: as wasps make notoriously bad spies
    
    reeses: that is pathetic
    
    mircea_popescu: to the degree that there's this old russian joke, goes like this :
    
    reeses: I thought it was 'table tennis'
    
    reeses: not toy raquet tennis
    
    mircea_popescu: usa sends spy to cccp, within a coupla months they realise he'd been ferreted out and fed misinformation since just about day one
    
    reeses: racquet
    
    reeses: no, wasps make great spies
    
    reeses: in the US
    
    reeses: :-)
    
    mircea_popescu: so they send another spy, and... well... same deal. and then more and more. eventually they ask a defector, and the guy smikrs and says "perhaps you might try not sending black people ?"
    
    
    
    ozbot: Robert Hanssen - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    
    reeses: ok, he's catholic
    
    reeses: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Bentley ← THAT is a WASP
    
    ozbot: Elizabeth Bentley - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    
    reeses: Vassar
    
    Bugpowder: more than US$1.4 million in cash and diamonds over a 22-year period.
    
    Bugpowder: sad really
    
    reeses: yeah
    
    mircea_popescu: that "worst intelligence disaster" has meanwhile been surpassed.
    
    Bugpowder: should have just bought a few BTC
    
    reeses: it's *cheap* to turn people
    
    mircea_popescu: Bugpowder no btc in the 80s
    
    Bugpowder: well whatever people were getting rich off then
    
    Bugpowder: Criminal penaltyLife imprisonment (without parole)
    
    Bugpowder: Might have well been dealing kilos of yayo
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56243 @ 0.00088361 = 49.6969 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    reeses: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Edwin_Pitts ← $224,000 from 1987 to 1992
    
    ozbot: Earl Edwin Pitts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    
    reeses: it's just sad
    
    mircea_popescu: dude, a house in ohio still goes for 20k
    
    mircea_popescu: how much do you figure some guy's ass is worth ?
    
    reeses: hahah, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_spies the last section before the references is good
    
    Duffer1: people live in ohio
    
    Bugpowder: My mortgage is bigger than all these dudes payouts…  I've been turned by WFC.
    
    Duffer1: mind blown
    
    reeses: $463000 (2013 US dollars)
    
    reeses: (based on Consumer Price Index)
    
    reeses: that will buy a nice 70m^2 apartment here
    
    reeses: maybe
    
    reeses: with a commute and no view
    
    
    
    ozbot: 700 Illinois St # 3, San Francisco, CA 94107 is For Sale - Zillow
    
    reeses: hah
    
    mircea_popescu: fascinating to read a 10 year old wsj piece, and discover how it merely sucks as compared to a coupla decades before
    
    mircea_popescu: as opposed to todaqy's indescribable retards of "we've taken a two week master's"
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9100 @ 0.00088638 = 8.0661 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 6 @ 0.03666666 = 0.22 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35600 @ 0.00088474 = 31.4967 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.29996988 = 1.1999 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: http://notrickszone.com/2013/12/29/global-warming-expedition-remains-trapped-no-guranatee-australian-ice-breaker-will-get-through-3-meter-thick-ice/
    
    ozbot: Global Warming Expedition Remains Trapped…”No Guarantee” Australian Icebreaker Will Get Throug
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.29989995 = 0.5998 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    
    
    kakobrekla: 19 mio sent from stamp to bermudas
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25612 @ 0.00088708 = 22.7199 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12188 @ 0.00088708 = 10.8117 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25100 @ 0.000892 = 22.3892 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24071 @ 0.00089309 = 21.4976 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5800 @ 0.000892 = 5.1736 BTC [-]
    
    ArsKisS: on what terms does the bot publish those?
    
    ArsKisS: I'm new here so..
    
    mircea_popescu: what do you mean terms
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5800 @ 0.00089369 = 5.1834 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02194999 = 0.2414 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13012 @ 0.000892 = 11.6067 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 41999 @ 0.00288 = 120.9571 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15440 @ 0.00088444 = 13.6558 BTC [-]
    
    ThickAsThieves: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1tz6lf/i_only_very_rarely_read_people_here_talk_about/
    
    ozbot: I only very rarely read people here talk about Predictious or other prediction markets. Is it becaus
    
    ThickAsThieves: "Because they're centralized. Decentralized prediction markets are going to be available in a couple months. Why risk it on some site that can get hacked, seized or turn out to be a scam."
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitbet was fun while it lasted, sorry guys
    
    ThickAsThieves: "The idea of a decentralized market is that it allows anyone anonymous but with accrued and verifiable reputation to be the arbiter and/or market maker of any particular market, while he stays safe from sabotage."
    
    ThickAsThieves: oh ya?
    
    chetty: sounds very messy
    
    ArsKisS: mircea_popescu, how does the bot sort out when to publish? some certain volume or what kind of criteria?
    
    ThickAsThieves: it's time-based i think arskiss
    
    ThickAsThieves: of course the algo changing the price is a diff question
    
    ArsKisS: umm
    
    ArsKisS: you mean it publishes last trade of every stock for like hourly?
    
    ThickAsThieves: oh you mean the announcements in this channel?
    
    ThickAsThieves: they happen live
    
    ThickAsThieves: they are grouped by the minute i think
    
    ThickAsThieves: and trades under a certain value arent shown
    
    ThickAsThieves: like .01 or something, kakobrekla had better details
    
    ThickAsThieves: has*
    
    ArsKisS: ah, ok
    
    ArsKisS: thanks for explaining
    
    ThickAsThieves: np
    
    ArsKisS: I've been wondering a while how it sorts out when to announce and when not
    
    ArsKisS: certainly can't be announcing all trades :D
    
    ThickAsThieves: it used to
    
    ArsKisS: must be flood :D
    
    ThickAsThieves: during much busier times too
    
    ArsKisS: sounds evil
    
    ThickAsThieves: its not bad really
    
    ThickAsThieves: but better like this
    
    ArsKisS: agree
    
    ArsKisS: btw what do you guys think about seedcoin?
    
    ThickAsThieves: what do YOU think about it
    
    ArsKisS: :E
    
    ArsKisS: well, I just started seeing what's inside
    
    ThickAsThieves: i met the Hive people once, they seem to have their act together
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 330 @ 0.00290998 = 0.9603 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.0499999 = 0.35 BTC [+]
    
    ThickAsThieves: but otherwise, I know nothing of the Seedcoin manager, so it's hard for me to count on him to choose and make good deals
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28200 @ 0.00088727 = 25.021 BTC [+]
    
    
    
    ArsKisS: this might be bad ass site if they get traffic
    
    mikaeldice: How can I confirm and test (on the endpoint) the connection to the DH?
    
    mikaeldice: Also, can you provide some query commands to check overall health of Access
    
    mikaeldice: Control?
    
    mikaeldice: I am relatively new in this role and am only aware of policyfetcher.log
    
    mikaeldice: Are there any quick reference guides you can recommend?  I have tried to look
    
    mikaeldice: at the full guides but am getting a little lost on how to translate them and
    
    mikaeldice: relate them to my environment.
    
    mikaeldice: Sorry
    
    Gotchawallet: hmm derivatives
    
    mikaeldice: whoops
    
    ArsKisS: derp?
    
    mikaeldice: Yeah, derped..  Right clicked the wrong window :P
    
    mikaeldice: Thankfully no client data in there
    
    ArsKisS: one thing about seedcoin that I'm pretty sure of is that it will after the IPO
    
    ArsKisS: anyone disagrees for a good reason? :P
    
    ArsKisS: it will dive
    
    ArsKisS: how can I lose a whole word by typo :O
    
    pankkake: see Dealcoin by the same guys
    
    mikaeldice: 10k BTC seems a high valuation
    
    mikaeldice: You'd think people would rather invest in the individual startups themselves, given that there's little mentioned regarding the fund operator's experience or past results
    
    ArsKisS: yup
    
    ArsKisS: I'd rather invest straight to btc.sx or cryptopay
    
    VanCleef: lol 10k btc
    
    VanCleef: id rather delete my wallet.dat file
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.29102002 = 0.582 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.29000002 = 2.32 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25200 @ 0.00088444 = 22.2879 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00290999 = 1.455 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16300 @ 0.00088444 = 14.4164 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: ArsKisS there's a streaming chan wiuth al;l trades
    
    mircea_popescu: mikaeldice investing directly is much like shooting porn directly. you need an erection and you need to not be camera shy
    
    ThickAsThieves: and someone to screw
    
    mircea_popescu: rarely a problem, that
    
    mircea_popescu: buy a bottle of wine, you're good to go
    
    VanCleef: put a small chilie in your ass and you're good to go
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 173 @ 0.00290999 = 0.5034 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31050 @ 0.00088442 = 27.4612 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1496149_10152097077945783_1720436486_o.jpg
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.29989998 = 2.3992 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    mircea_popescu: i see your pic and raise you http://watchdogwire.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/florida/files/2013/06/woman-baby-and-shotgun-630x286.jpg
    
    mircea_popescu: wait, i found the good one. http://hypebeast.com/image/2008/07/terry-richardson-vice-magazine-11.jpg
    
    ThickAsThieves: nice
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2100 @ 0.001 = 2.1 BTC
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45188 @ 0.00088947 = 40.1934 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    
    
    deadweasel: lol, hack.bat
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1889 @ 0.001 = 1.889 BTC
    
    ozbot: BBC News - Cash machines robbed with infected USB sticks
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 10000 @ 0.001 = 10 BTC
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00291 = 0.291 BTC [+]
    
    pankkake: I thought autorun on usb keys was disabled
    
    pankkake: unless they're using very old windows versions. oh wait… that's what they do
    
    pankkake: anyway, title should be "dollar hacked, loses value overnight"
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20307 @ 0.00089451 = 18.1648 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: sounds like the hackers knew the machine well
    
    ThickAsThieves: probly former workers
    
    VanCleef: can anyone explain what really happened to bitfunders users coins?
    
    ThickAsThieves: Ukyo can
    
    Ukyo: thats a simple answer. they were transfered to weexchange
    
    VanCleef: his explanation is "they are just gone, this is a fact"
    
    VanCleef: and then?
    
    Ukyo: thats not what I said.
    
    Ukyo: I said that are not available.
    
    Ukyo: and that is a fact.
    
    Ukyo: anywho, back to working on the amportal
    
    VanCleef: but that doesn't actually explain anything
    
    VanCleef: your reason for why bitfunderes users coins are not avilable is because they are not available lol
    
    ThickAsThieves: you act like youll magicaly get an answer now
    
    ThickAsThieves: magically
    
    VanCleef: let me put it this way
    
    pankkake: he asked "can anyone" - maybe others do
    
    ThickAsThieves: i'd like to know WHEN we'll get the real story
    
    ThickAsThieves: or what conditions must be met to get it
    
    ThickAsThieves: or such
    
    pankkake: not that the why really matters… scammer or incompetent, it's a very thin line nowadays
    
    VanCleef: say my friend gave me a million dollars in a bag and dropped it to my house to watch it for him and he'll be back in a week. Then i go out and have a crazy week or maybe i call my friend and ask him to sneak into my house at night and steal the bag. Now, my other friends comes back a week later to pick up the bag. But there is no bag and he asks me what happened and i say i dont know its just not here anymore.
    
    ThickAsThieves: except that's not the case
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 300 @ 0.002919 = 0.8757 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 152 @ 0.00189887 = 0.2886 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    VanCleef: i think i owe it to my friend to say to him "look i was a dickhead and i spent the million dollars, i'm sorry"
    
    ThickAsThieves: i'm not gonna bother speculating as to what may complicate things to be like they are
    
    ThickAsThieves: but they are this way nonetheless
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 90 @ 0.00219555 = 0.1976 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    VanCleef: its just a huge mindfuck that's all
    
    pankkake: why?
    
    VanCleef: i really hope there is a real explanation of what really happened oneday when the time is right
    
    Ukyo: agreed.
    
    ThickAsThieves: i can appreciat ethat
    
    ThickAsThieves: no closure for many of the bitcoin losses like these
    
    VanCleef: if Ukyo promises to do that i will stop
    
    ThickAsThieves: Ukyo is making a point of leaving hope on the table
    
    Ukyo: thats been the promise all along VanCleef
    
    VanCleef: ok good
    
    VanCleef: i will stop for now then and let you get on with it
    
    pankkake: :|
    
    ThickAsThieves: itll be nice to get these AM shares
    
    ThickAsThieves: and the back divs
    
    ThickAsThieves: what do you guys think about the bitcoin ATM business
    
    VanCleef: have you seen those people at airports ThickAsThieves were you can go exchange different currencies?
    
    VanCleef: i would liek to do something similar like that with a person instead of an ATM
    
    pankkake: can you get cash for bitcoins, or can only buy?
    
    ThickAsThieves: yeah they are a ripoff
    
    ThickAsThieves: both pankkake
    
    pankkake: oh… now that is more interesting
    
    ThickAsThieves: yeah
    
    VanCleef: or a drone :P
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3683 @ 0.001 = 3.683 BTC
    
    pankkake: and no one is trying to stop it? :)
    
    VanCleef: btc drones are the future :P
    
    ThickAsThieves: no
    
    
    
    ThickAsThieves: they are uglier than the Lamassu
    
    ThickAsThieves: but probably a better experience
    
    
    
    ozbot: Bitcoin Soda Machine | Make your soda machine take Bitcoins today.
    
    ThickAsThieves: lamassu looks too easy to rob
    
    ThickAsThieves: robocoin is 750lbs
    
    VanCleef: lamassu would be good to have in 7-11's or something
    
    ThickAsThieves: put one in every pawn shop?
    
    ThickAsThieves: or jeweler
    
    ThickAsThieves: or mall
    
    ThickAsThieves: where do 25-45yo yuppies feel safe and frequent
    
    ThickAsThieves: gyms?
    
    pankkake: starbucks
    
    ThickAsThieves: thatd be tough
    
    ThickAsThieves: i could probly strike a deal with a business owner to host one
    
    ThickAsThieves: but not a franchise
    
    ThickAsThieves: at least not yet
    
    pankkake: only joking, these are terrible places, but that answers your question :p
    
    ThickAsThieves: it does?
    
    pankkake: "where do 25-45yo yuppies feel safe and frequent"
    
    ThickAsThieves: oh
    
    ThickAsThieves: well we're narrowing it down then
    
    ThickAsThieves: to establishments that may accept a fledgling bitcoin ATM service
    
    ThickAsThieves: so that rules out banks too
    
    pankkake: otherwise, shops, any place where there are ATMs already
    
    ThickAsThieves: nah
    
    ThickAsThieves: i dont think it translates
    
    ThickAsThieves: this is an invetsment, like gold
    
    ThickAsThieves: its not like ATMs for cash
    
    Gotchawallet: 7-11 = southland corporation  I did some contract work for them on behalf of hewlett packard. They are "very" open minded about any revenue making opportunities.  Their current machines are called 'vcom' and are pretty obnoxious. they're a *huge* franchise.
    
    ThickAsThieves: would you bring $5000 to a 7-11?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 500 @ 0.001 = 0.5 BTC
    
    Gotchawallet: eh? i have before as in cash in pocket..what do you mean?
    
    pankkake: http://www.compte-nickel.fr/ is a new French alternative to banks, and their distribution network is tobacco shops (who sell a bunch of other things, it's a "french thing")
    
    ThickAsThieves: i mean it could work
    
    ThickAsThieves: on sheer volume
    
    ThickAsThieves: but
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitcoin isnt popular enough
    
    ThickAsThieves: it needs to be more of a destination
    
    Gotchawallet: it has to have capabilities other than bitcoin at least initially
    
    ThickAsThieves: pankkake, yeah see i like that
    
    ThickAsThieves: gotta reframe it
    
    Gotchawallet: maybe bitcoin + atm
    
    ThickAsThieves: not an option currently
    
    Gotchawallet: bitcoin + atm + photo lab + video rental
    
    Gotchawallet: lulz
    
    ThickAsThieves: hehe
    
    ThickAsThieves: bitcoin and auto parts
    
    Gotchawallet: and dry cleaning
    
    Gotchawallet: anyway thats my .02 but great brainstorming love it
    
    pankkake: get a bitcoin paper wallet with your picture on it?
    
    ThickAsThieves: so far i like: current buy gold shops, jewelers, pawn shops
    
    Gotchawallet: "buy gold" stores would make a lot of sense
    
    ThickAsThieves: none of those quite tap into the tech audience
    
    Gotchawallet: and why cant they be sold via a website again?
    
    ThickAsThieves: how do we tie Gold shops with tech with investing
    
    ThickAsThieves: HR Block?
    
    ThickAsThieves: wives make the financial decisions right?
    
    ThickAsThieves: totally untapped market
    
    ThickAsThieves: [12:51] <Gotchawallet> and why cant they be sold via a website again? <<< because that market is saturated
    
    ThickAsThieves: and that's more work
    
    ThickAsThieves: i know
    
    ThickAsThieves: Video Game stores
    
    ThickAsThieves: get the store to accept em too
    
    pankkake: it's a dying business, which is good
    
    ThickAsThieves: Apple stores would be perfect
    
    ThickAsThieves: fat chance
    
    pankkake: lol, so many reasons it will not happen
    
    ThickAsThieves: there's a plaza in jacksonville with a video game shop AND a Jeweler
    
    ThickAsThieves: and a bank!
    
    ThickAsThieves: lol
    
    ThickAsThieves: and a Buy Gold shop
    
    ThickAsThieves: thats whats up
    
    deadweasel: TAT, put them in Pawn Shops
    
    deadweasel: :)
    
    Gotchawallet: i likes
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02291159 = 0.1146 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02341121 = 0.1873 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    benkay: !l m s.mpoe
    
    assbot: Last trade for S.MPOE on MPEX was at 0.00089451 BTC [+]
    
    benkay: ;;ticker --btcavg
    
    gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Mtgox. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure the code (1 more message)
    
    benkay: ;;ticker --market btcavg
    
    gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 761.98, Best ask: 764.18, Bid-ask spread: 2.20000, Last trade: 762.4, 24 hour volume: 33352.24, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 749.07
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 195 @ 0.00292 = 0.5694 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 47 @ 0.002929 = 0.1377 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2789 @ 0.00008037 = 0.2242 BTC [-] {9} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 574 @ 0.00292532 = 1.6791 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35123 @ 0.00089778 = 31.5327 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 80 @ 0.0027 = 0.216 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.29 = 0.58 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 2999 @ 0.00012599 = 0.3778 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 132 @ 0.00291 = 0.3841 BTC [-]
    
    benkay: hey nerds y'all gotta check out floobits
    
    Gotchawallet: werd
    
    Gotchawallet: thats tight
    
    benkay: fucking legit, too.
    
    Gotchawallet: seems legit
    
    benkay: homie's hacking in sublime and i'm watching in emacs
    
    benkay: handoff is seamless
    
    benkay: text propagates in all directions
    
    Gotchawallet: i dont want a fawking plan tho i want teh source
    
    Gotchawallet: so i can host, market and resell for leet profits
    
    benkay: this isn't open source
    
    benkay: this is SAAS
    
    benkay: (like sparta)
    
    thestringpuller: you can do the same shit with screen
    
    thestringpuller: niggas can hack in on a box
    
    thestringpuller: in vim or whatever and you can watch in another screen session :P
    
    benkay: good luck hooking designers into that
    
    thestringpuller: fuck the designers
    
    thestringpuller: they don't deserve gucci suits
    
    thestringpuller: and gator boots
    
    thestringpuller: maybe I'll oblige their pull requests
    
    pankkake: there's gobby, but it sucks
    
    pankkake: ah, a vim plugin
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2000 @ 0.001 = 2 BTC
    
    ArsKisS: hmm
    
    ArsKisS: people seem to actually buy that Seedcoin ipo
    
    ArsKisS: 1197225 / 1500000 bought
    
    nubbins`: hi
    
    ThickAsThieves: hi
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26269 @ 0.00090055 = 23.6565 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.286 = 0.572 BTC [-]
    
    twizt: sup n00bins
    
    nubbins`: not much
    
    nubbins`: just stained my cuticles a lovely Pantone 7467 U
    
    nubbins`: looking forward to having teal fingers for the next two weeks ;(
    
    ThickAsThieves: that a blue?
    
    nubbins`: yeah, greenish blue
    
    ThickAsThieves: i used to know so many by heart
    
    nubbins`: equal parts green and process blue
    
    nubbins`: 1:1 with mixing white
    
    nubbins`: in a nice creamy matte base
    
    ThickAsThieves: also memorized the "real" colors people want to change them to
    
    nubbins`: heh
    
    ThickAsThieves: like when people want 480 in paper
    
    ThickAsThieves: they always complain
    
    ThickAsThieves: gotta give em 1797
    
    ThickAsThieves: assuming this is eyeballing clients
    
    ThickAsThieves: rather than corporate, etc
    
    ThickAsThieves: (i'm talking process, sorry)
    
    nubbins`: heh
    
    nubbins`: i'm lucky to receive artwork with fucking spot colors
    
    ThickAsThieves: i never actually worked with spots directly
    
    nubbins`: let alone specifying pantones
    
    nubbins`: i tell ya, you're not a graphic designer until you've worked in print
    
    nubbins`: the shortcuts people take
    
    nubbins`: "the printer will figure it out"
    
    ThickAsThieves: i worked in print, just not paper
    
    ThickAsThieves: well, not proce
    
    ThickAsThieves: oops
    
    ThickAsThieves: sry
    
    nubbins`: ah, same diff. coated vs uncoated ;)
    
    ThickAsThieves: worked at newspaper, large format, but never a press
    
    nubbins`: altho there's a surprising difference between the two
    
    ThickAsThieves: i toured a few shops
    
    ThickAsThieves: as a client
    
    nubbins`: we actually have use for both uncoated and coated colors, which is a bit of a rarity, i think
    
    nubbins`: uncoated for all our flatstock
    
    nubbins`: coated for fabric
    
    nubbins`: you may appreciate this, actually
    
    nubbins`: last poster print we did
    
    nubbins`: http://www.gigposters.com/forums/process/160317-hey-rosetta-show-poster-pictures-thoughts.html#post2070279
    
    ozbot: Hey Rosetta show poster - pictures and thoughts
    
    nubbins`: er sorry
    
    nubbins`: http://www.gigposters.com/forums/process/160317-hey-rosetta-show-poster-pictures-thoughts.html
    
    ozbot: Hey Rosetta show poster - pictures and thoughts
    
    ThickAsThieves: good job
    
    ThickAsThieves: i couldnt do it
    
    ThickAsThieves: i'm done wrestling printers
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC [+]
    
    nubbins`: i almost gave it up today
    
    nubbins`: but that describes like 150 days out of every year
    
    nubbins`: ;p
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.0495 = 0.1485 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.28511037 = 0.5702 BTC [-]
    
    deanclkclk: question to you folks..is BTC-e.com an legal entity?
    
    kakobrekla: prolly
    
    mike_c: they are russian. that feels like an anwer.
    
    mike_c: *answer
    
    benkay: "legal entity"
    
    benkay: well they exist, and they do bitcoin. fiat governments are going to learn soon how difficult it can be to fuck with bitcoin companies that are dedicated to stay beyond their grasp.
    
    mike_c: putin will fuck with whoever he wants.
    
    kakobrekla: its easy to shutdown btc-es banks prolly
    
    mike_c: he will steal their super bowl rings
    
    kakobrekla: and i doubt they will have personal accounts for that amounts even in russia
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 233 @ 0.00294334 = 0.6858 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    benkay: btc-e takes fiat deposits?
    
    benkay: dag well i guess they're coupled to the old world then huh
    
    kakobrekla: has been doing so for a long time afaik
    
    benkay: yeah i must have been thinking about some other sexchange.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0495 = 0.2475 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27000 @ 0.00089664 = 24.2093 BTC [-]
    
    benkay: thugs and goons making more noise in the united socialist states of america: http://www.jsonline.com/watchdog/watchdogreports/atf-uses-rogue-tactics-in-storefront-stings-across-the-nation-b99146765z1-234916641.html
    
    pankkake: ATF is a fun agency name. it sounds like "banning everything fun"
    
    Gotchawallet: heh
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 338 @ 0.00295 = 0.9971 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 427 @ 0.001 = 0.427 BTC
    
    deanclkclk: my point is..is BTC-E compliant with anti money laundering?
    
    deanclkclk: or I"m thinking that in mother russia..it's more lax when it comes to that
    
    deanclkclk: @ mike_c
    
    deanclkclk: @ kakobrekla
    
    kakobrekla: <deanclkclk> my point is..is BTC-E compliant with anti money laundering?
    
    kakobrekla: #bitcoin-standup
    
    deanclkclk: @ kakobrekla hmm
    
    Duffer1: ha
    
    deanclkclk: ok
    
    deanclkclk: I wanted to create an exchange but, I don't want to comply with anti money laundering
    
    
    
    deanclkclk: because, it takes away anonymity from my clients
    
    kakobrekla: I want four chicks on my dick but only one fits
    
    mike_c: "Part of the FINCEN guidelines are establishing a sufficient anti money laundering program. BTC-e has none."  < from random internet poster.  fwiw.
    
    kakobrekla: im sorry were we not playing "i want" game?
    
    deanclkclk: kakobrekla: your dick is either too big or too small
    
    kakobrekla: i think the problem is in the vaginas
    
    kakobrekla: but yeah
    
    deanclkclk: well ..I'm not in the US  but, my country has a law similar
    
    deanclkclk: so I have to comply
    
    mike_c: i want a turnkey hack-proof web server.
    
    mike_c: let me know when it arrives.
    
    deanclkclk: an exchange mike_c ?
    
    kakobrekla: i want to win i want game
    
    mike_c: no, web server. i am sick of sys-admin'ing.
    
    kakobrekla: hire someone
    
    mike_c: hah. anyone i would trust more than me I couldn't afford.
    
    kakobrekla: hm
    
    kakobrekla: thats too bad
    
    mike_c: yes. stop ruining my 'i want'.
    
    kakobrekla: im not ruining, im addint to yours, now you also have the "i want a sysadmin who i can trust, for a buck" card
    
    mike_c: hehe
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.286 = 0.572 BTC [+]
    
    deanclkclk: twizt: are you around?
    
    Duffer1: dean you want to create a fiat/btc exchange?
    
    kakobrekla: its easy, with a string and two cans you can match bitstamp
    
    kakobrekla: and throw in another string
    
    kakobrekla: you can beat them.
    
    ArsKisS: :D
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 27 @ 0.09999612 = 2.6999 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 18 @ 0.1 = 1.8 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.28800001 = 0.864 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.1 = 0.2 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 135 @ 0.00295 = 0.3983 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.29 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 24 @ 0.1 = 2.4 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.29 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00090455 = 4.975 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 8 @ 0.1 = 0.8 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.02389999 = 0.239 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 50 @ 0.00324 = 0.162 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 200 @ 0.001 = 0.2 BTC
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 47 @ 0.00324 = 0.1523 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19697 @ 0.0009026 = 17.7785 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2403 @ 0.00089804 = 2.158 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 65 @ 0.002498 = 0.1624 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24428 @ 0.00090501 = 22.1076 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.29 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14850 @ 0.00090407 = 13.4254 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.29979921 = 1.1992 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.29989997 = 5.3982 BTC [+] {7} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.13 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 12 @ 0.13883333 = 1.666 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0495 = 0.2475 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21550 @ 0.00090628 = 19.5303 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 3 @ 0.038 = 0.114 BTC [-]
    
    benkay: ;;calc .001 * 107230
    
    gribble: 107.23
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.2999 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.29999 = 1.5 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9350 @ 0.00090326 = 8.4455 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 13 @ 0.30999989 = 4.03 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    rbonestell: I'm looking for unofficial Havelock portfolio Android app alpha users to provide feedback! Join this group for early alpha download access from Google Play: https://plus.google.com/u/0/communities/110407867246135171194
    
    Duffer1: don't they have an official app?
    
    rbonestell: Not to my knowledge, there is another unofficial app but it costs 0.99$ and wasn't to my liking.
    
    Duffer1: ah
    
    rbonestell: Here's what myHavelock looks like: http://i.imgur.com/3tFyqv9.png
    
    Duffer1: cool
    
    Duffer1: ;;gpg ident rbonestell
    
    gribble: Nick 'rbonestell', with hostmask 'rbonestell!~rbonestel@ip98-165-204-38.ph.ph.cox.net', is not identified.
    
    rbonestell: ;;gpg
    
    gribble: Error: "gpg" is not a valid command.
    
    rbonestell: I'm not familiar with gribble yet :)
    
    Duffer1: ah
    
    Duffer1: google search bitcoin-otc and bitcoin web of trust
    
    rbonestell: oh, that's cool!
    
    rbonestell: This is what I love about the bitcoin community, all the innovation