Duffer1: vexual around?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.286 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 4 @ 0.0315001 = 0.126 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13650 @ 0.0008506 = 11.6107 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15100 @ 0.00084935 = 12.8252 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.29 = 0.87 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 73 @ 0.00282439 = 0.2062 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29520 @ 0.00085279 = 25.1744 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 53 @ 0.02350011 = 1.2455 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 60 @ 0.00282439 = 0.1695 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46600 @ 0.00085367 = 39.781 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 242 @ 0.00282439 = 0.6835 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 5 @ 0.0650001 = 0.325 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8397 @ 0.00085388 = 7.17 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30450 @ 0.0008546 = 26.0226 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00286 = 0.143 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27300 @ 0.00085491 = 23.339 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 37 @ 0.00286 = 0.1058 BTC [+]
Duffer1: Hashfast set to start shipping Batch 1 by Dec 31. Batch one is roughly 225Th
Duffer1: That's on the low end since that 225 figure is calculated @ 400gh per babyjet. More recent numbers show 500gh min
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.05800121 = 0.174 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.29 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5750 @ 0.00085391 = 4.91 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13700 @ 0.00085391 = 11.6986 BTC [-]
Gotyawallet: Bitcoin is racist, see. http://i.imgur.com/IWenXrp.jpg
Gotyawallet: Oh thats cool mpex and coinbr mentioned in cnn (finance) (fortune) on Dec. 5. Missed that one.
Gotyawallet: "Midday Wednesday, MPEx appeared to shut down, and the prices of the contracts disappeared."
Gotyawallet: That must have been that hack or failure incident a while back didnt follow too closely.
BingoBoingo: Gotyawallet: It was bitcoincharts failing to feed the bot data
BingoBoingo: When the datastream disappears the bot stops quoting and cancels its orders
BingoBoingo: MPEx was indeed up
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29950 @ 0.00085271 = 25.5387 BTC [-] {3}
Gotyawallet: ah ok
Gotyawallet: thought it was cool the exchanges were mentioned in cnn/fortune
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 6 @ 0.05800121 = 0.348 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42742 @ 0.00085198 = 36.4153 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.29 = 1.74 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27307 @ 0.00085411 = 23.3232 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6666 @ 0.00085483 = 5.6983 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.293 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.29459997 = 2.946 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.29499997 = 2.95 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5134 @ 0.00085198 = 4.3741 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1350 @ 0.00011 = 0.1485 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4313 @ 0.00085198 = 3.6746 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 102 @ 0.00281499 = 0.2871 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35655 @ 0.00084989 = 30.3028 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24200 @ 0.00084822 = 20.5269 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2037 @ 0.00085155 = 1.7346 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38100 @ 0.00085178 = 32.4528 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16500 @ 0.00085254 = 14.0669 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18081 @ 0.00085108 = 15.3884 BTC [-] {2}
bittalk: Anyone that wants to buy a 2th/s miner with us ? we're 2 guys looking to invest in it :)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] [PAID] 4.26418300 BTC to 86`900 shares, 4907 satoshi per share
dexX7: which one?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.04699989 = 0.188 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 170 @ 0.0010777 = 0.1832 BTC [+] {7}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12050 @ 0.00084795 = 10.2178 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.295 = 0.885 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.30278763 = 5.1474 BTC [+] {7}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19022 @ 0.0008481 = 16.1326 BTC [+]
mod6: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 277424 | Current Difficulty: 1.1809231952580261E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 278207 | Next Difficulty In: 783 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 4 days, 20 hours, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1384992701.55 | Estimated Percent Change: 17.28051
mod6: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 32 minutes and 36 seconds
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6297 @ 0.0008481 = 5.3405 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17766 @ 0.00085031 = 15.1066 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21750 @ 0.00085031 = 18.4942 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38400 @ 0.00084739 = 32.5398 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 12 @ 0.02440001 = 0.2928 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25004 @ 0.00085031 = 21.2612 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 7 @ 0.02399999 = 0.168 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 120 @ 0.001 = 0.12 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.29000012 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 103 @ 0.00280378 = 0.2888 BTC [-] {3}
kakobrekla: your best new blockchain reader http://blockr.io/home
mod6: cool
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1200 @ 0.00010999 = 0.132 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4100 @ 0.00085011 = 3.4855 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19000 @ 0.00085011 = 16.1521 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 500 @ 0.00279914 = 1.3996 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 1166 @ 0.00281891 = 3.2868 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 250 @ 0.00285 = 0.7125 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19300 @ 0.00084863 = 16.3786 BTC [-]
benkay: mpbor up to 14.5 percent
benkay: goodness
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11263 @ 0.00084863 = 9.5581 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.29000021 = 0.58 BTC [+] {2}
asciilifeform: for electronics junkies - chronicle of the motor controller affair: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1401
mike_c: wow, impressive resurrection
mike_c: i'm surprised the pcb wasn't damaged. i guess those things are pretty resilient.
asciilifeform: mike_c: it was scorched a bit in the fireball, but the traces remained.
asciilifeform: the most surprising find was that the chip maker clearly specified heat sinking, and there was none.
kakobrekla: found the same on my new gpu
kakobrekla: nothing blown yet though
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla you buy gpus w/o heat sinks ? is it 1992 yet ?!
asciilifeform: still '92 around here, i buy fanless cards only.
asciilifeform: fat hedgehogs on them, though
mircea_popescu: my gpu looks more like a failed suv
mircea_popescu: all this retarded plastic shit
asciilifeform: my fave gpu story: in '02, living in a uni dorm, ruptured coolant hose, ended with gpu that gives 'snow' in the picture, a la CGA card
asciilifeform: at night, we removed one fellow's expensive 'radeon' and slid that one in.
mircea_popescu: wow
mircea_popescu: the snow actually happensd on modern cards ?!
asciilifeform: water damage can do very interesting things to electronics, not necessarily total death
kakobrekla: o yeah, gpu and water stories. got plenty of those.
asciilifeform: good old arachne.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 17 @ 0.0231606 = 0.3937 BTC [-] {7}
asciilifeform: had a built-in ppp dialer, too.
mircea_popescu: that half worked
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 185 @ 0.00266618 = 0.4932 BTC [-] {12}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26300 @ 0.00084839 = 22.3127 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: "On September 3rd, my dad died due to a very agressive and rare cancer of the kidney called collecting-duct carcinoma just six weeks after first experiencing symptoms. This was nine months to the day after my mom died from metastasized breast cancer two years after her initial diagnosis.
mircea_popescu: I've learned a lot from witnessing their deaths."
mircea_popescu: somehow he has failed to learn that it's fucking insane to have both parents die to a RARE DISEASE
mircea_popescu: for instance, i have three cousins which are all 19 and all married last summer, living in the same small town.
mircea_popescu: 20k people. a total of FIVE died of cancer the year these three girls got married.
kakobrekla: yeah so he found a block on cpu
mircea_popescu: with both cpus.
mircea_popescu: and those are the only two he gets.
kakobrekla: stranger things have happend
mircea_popescu: this strange thing happens all the time to these people. something's gotta give, nobody's this lucky.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21670 @ 0.00084713 = 18.3573 BTC [-] {2}
kakobrekla: "these people"?
kakobrekla: who are these
mircea_popescu: well it seems to be mostly a us thing.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10000 @ 0.00084684 = 8.4684 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: stop slandering the american dream
mircea_popescu: pls insert plastic didlo in available collecting ducts
kakobrekla: btw where did wences go?
mircea_popescu: argentina ?
Gotyawallet: plastic dildos will not be found in #bitcoin-anal
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1100 @ 0.00011 = 0.121 BTC [+]
Duffer1: so.. paul krugman wrote another 'i don't understand therefore you're stupid' article regarding bitcoin
Duffer1: how did that guy win a nobel price?
twizt: he proved that you earn interest
twizt: faster
twizt: orbiting the earth
mircea_popescu: because they're recognigtion prizes not accomplishment prizes.
twizt: than you do on the ground
Duffer1: lol
twizt: so if you had a bank account orbiting around space
twizt: in theory you're earning interest faster
twizt: and cuz he proved that, he got a noble
mircea_popescu: haha no, not really.
mircea_popescu: he did some useful work re trade geography
mircea_popescu: the problem is, with the suyper-specialised way we got things going, anyone can do useful work and still be a retard.
mircea_popescu: kinda why accomplishment prizes are an impossibility, nobody's actually accomplishing anything anymore,
Duffer1: ya i figured twizt wasn't being literal :P
mircea_popescu: they just push the levers
twizt: no i was being literal
Duffer1: ah interstellar trade theory
Duffer1: sounds useful
ozbot: How Ultra-Rich Chinese Men Find Their Wives | Zero Hedge
mircea_popescu: pankkake do tell ?
mircea_popescu: hahaha ridoinculous
mircea_popescu: no, that's not how ultra rich people, chinese, russian or otherwise, find wives.
mircea_popescu: that's how otherwise unemployable jewish old women tell impressionable young women and especially their mothers that ultra rich people find wives, for very transparent reasons.
pankkake: wives find them?
mircea_popescu: if the rich didn't inherit but made their wealth, they made it atop of a far reaching network of collaborators and informats.
mircea_popescu: those are just as able to fineagle a great woman as they are to find you a great deal.
mircea_popescu: after all, business has to be found, too, and wants to be found by the right guy just as much as women do.
mircea_popescu: course random retard writing for random weblog doth not know this, and couldn't, seeing how he's neither rich
mircea_popescu: nor ever will be.
asciilifeform: well, in prc they have the 3rd kind of rich: not inherited, but not really built with his own hands
asciilifeform: 'crown privilege'
mircea_popescu: this may be true
mircea_popescu: and it's exactly what the guy making the parties is trying to achieve.
asciilifeform: 'mr. hui is hereby granted the crown concession of fleecing american pigs.'
mircea_popescu: course it's not particularly a bad model he's got. if you spend ten years placing hot chicks in the marital beds of crown princes,
mircea_popescu: you can be the new president of that place, just asking a few favours in.
mircea_popescu: doubt he has the brains to run this properly, but anyway.
Gotyawallet: a btc fantasy football site would do well if there was one
mircea_popescu: go for it.
Gotyawallet: i cant stand ff
pankkake: as long as you understand it (I don't), why not?
mircea_popescu: lol well, maybe someone reading then
mike_c: it's complicated. not cheap to get the statistics, and the algorithms to price players isn't easy.
mircea_popescu: so anyway, i love zacusca, which is this eeuropean veggie preserve. it's a hassle to make tho, so after going to Cheng Yongsheng parties for zacusca makers looking for very rich patrons,
mircea_popescu: i found this brand which absolutely adds no chemicals to the brew whatsoever.
mircea_popescu: the net result ? i open a can, i eat as much as i can, i put it in the fridge.
mircea_popescu: then a day or two later i throw it out, and open a new one. because fuck me it molds in a day this thing
mircea_popescu: mike_c spoken like one who's tried this ?
mike_c: one who has done a decent amount of due diligence
mircea_popescu: wise man.
kakobrekla: ah this is like ajvar
kakobrekla: kako approves
mircea_popescu: >D
mircea_popescu: cooking it is a sight, too. it takes three girls about a day, and because of all the going pots it's pretty much easier to do it in the nude
mircea_popescu: well, with an apron.
mircea_popescu: "Volunteers come from all walks of life, which for some is a demonstration of Chinas movement in the direction of social equality." <<< ahahaha this kicks ass.
mircea_popescu: chinese rich men are open to fucking everything, from goats to your wife. all hail equality.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19550 @ 0.00084689 = 16.5567 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: Gotyawallet : i got one for ya : #bitcoin-kevetch
pankkake: kvetch?
mircea_popescu: yeah.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24634 @ 0.00084689 = 20.8623 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 700 @ 0.0008481 = 0.5937 BTC [+]
pankkake: I got a donation today. turns out asking for donations in READMEs can work!
kakobrekla: you merrican or what
kakobrekla: way too much luck
mod6: haha
mircea_popescu: lol
pankkake: it wasn't random though, it was for fixing the stuff
pankkake: but now I'm thinking I should list an address on my other software
mircea_popescu: definitely.
kakobrekla: dont bother
kakobrekla: its never gonna happen again
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2100 @ 0.00010002 = 0.21 BTC [-] {4}
Gotyawallet: Hmmm
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1465 @ 0.00008042 = 0.1178 BTC [-] {3}
Gotyawallet: Pay .02 to have voice for your kevetch. Not to be confused with Mitzvah
benkay: ;;ud kevetch
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kvetch | Piss and moan; whine; from the Yiddish; a person who habitually kvetches ( usually used for females)
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: kvetch
mircea_popescu: .L.
mircea_popescu: *lol
KRS|Gotyawallet: i had a girlfriend like that once
KRS|Gotyawallet: *everything* bothered her..the only time she was really quiet is when she was sucking.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9500 @ 0.0008481 = 8.057 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: at least she sucked.
mircea_popescu: the always bothered type usually is always bothered for lack of such.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17861 @ 0.0008463 = 15.1158 BTC [-] {3}
KRS|Gotyawallet: my g/f before that never did and that was worse..i'd rather hear a girl go on and on all day and know whats up than a bitch who is too good to give up some head.
KRS|Gotyawallet: i thinks its my most fav thing in the world really.
KRS|Gotyawallet: Ever see Eddie Murphy in "Coming to America" where the woman in the hot tub says "The royal penis is clean your highness"..I think if I could start every day like that, I would be a much better man..maybe a massage and a good breakfast too.
KRS|Gotyawallet: Then I would be able to start my day.
lucid_: lmao, I've had my girl recite that after sucking and swallowing
lucid_: king shit
KRS|Gotyawallet: THAT is awesome
assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 349 @ 0.00263157 = 0.9184 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: apparently a day of awesome costs less than a bitcoins or something
kakobrekla: -s
Diablo-D3: [06:36:44] <KRS|Gotyawallet> Ever see Eddie Murphy in "Coming to America" where the woman in the hot tub says "The royal penis is clean your highness"..I think if I could start every day like that, I would be a much better man..maybe a massage and a good breakfast too.
Diablo-D3: it works.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17300 @ 0.000845 = 14.6185 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7250 @ 0.00084468 = 6.1239 BTC [-] {4}
KRS|Gotyawallet: damn right.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00266202 = 0.2662 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9981 @ 0.0008481 = 8.4649 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.04999988 = 0.45 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 150 @ 0.001 = 0.15 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 500 @ 0.0006 = 0.3 BTC [-]
benkay: !t m s.bbet
assbot: [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0.0006 / 0.0006 / 0.0006 (500 shares, 0.30 BTC), 7D: 0.0006 / 0.0006 / 0.0006 (500 shares, 0.30 BTC), 30D: 0.0005 / 0.00060876 / 0.00068326 (6706 shares, 4.08 BTC)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18300 @ 0.00084559 = 15.4743 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 837 @ 0.00084569 = 0.7078 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13100 @ 0.00084775 = 11.1055 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.29000001 BTC [-]
Ziggy9263: I see.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12600 @ 0.00084777 = 10.6819 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8582 @ 0.00084776 = 7.2755 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1062 @ 0.0008481 = 0.9007 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: wtf
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 760.50001, Best ask: 762.4, Bid-ask spread: 1.89999, Last trade: 760.0, 24 hour volume: 12832.70068990, 24 hour low: 715.6, 24 hour high: 798.132, 24 hour vwap: 756.35794
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4500 @ 0.00084991 = 3.8246 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10284 @ 0.00084978 = 8.7391 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8600 @ 0.00084831 = 7.2955 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu sure, works for me.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9585 @ 0.00084624 = 8.1112 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14550 @ 0.00084515 = 12.2969 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31100 @ 0.00084469 = 26.2699 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2636 @ 0.00084531 = 2.2282 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12598 @ 0.00084995 = 10.7077 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 500 @ 0.0006 = 0.3 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 14 @ 0.03799999 = 0.532 BTC [+] {2}
benkay`: !h
assbot: List of commands:
assbot: !ticker <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !t}
assbot: !last <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns last price value, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !l}
assbot: !mp <signcrypted dpaste.com url> (desc: returns the response from MPEX order)
assbot: !rules <nick/chan> (desc: chan guidelines) {short: !r}
assbot: !exchanges <nick/chan> (desc: lists exchanges and brokers) {short: !e}
assbot: !jd (desc: returns relevant stats from https://just-dice.com)
assbot: !bash <lines> (desc: bashes last <lines> lines to bash) {short: !b}
assbot: !quote <lines> (desc: quotes last <lines> lines and returns dpaste url) {short: !q}