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benkay: pretty badass
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Vexual: i bet a mad max version would come in under 65bc
Vexual: 33k$ plus stolen parts and 50 cans of matt black spray, then go see the wizard of oz about patience
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BingoBoingo: If anyone has the coin to make Carlsen versus RM III happen I will gladly bet the rest of my coin on RM III.
Vexual: theres that necessity and invention again
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Maybe?
Vexual: i'm no good at chess
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I am rather poor at chess as well.
benkay: bingo that's some background texturing you got there
Vexual: im sure if i read the books id have some ahh moments, but to what end?
Vexual: if the knights groom can't fuck the queen i don't really care
BingoBoingo: benkay: I took the linen texture from the Jargon File ESR maintains
BingoBoingo: White wasn't doing it for me benkay
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Isn't resolving that dilemma one of the central points of chess, or can't you resolve it without becoming a cuckolg
Vexual: yeah im just not very good at it, and it hurts
benkay: BingoBoingo: you've gone clear through classy 'fuck all your insane styles' all the way back to '97.
benkay: BingoBoingo: I approve.
Vexual: wanna pla so i can feel better about myself?
BingoBoingo: benkay: Thank you 1997 is the exact year I am shooting for. Twas the year I found putting my index and middle fingers inside a girl could make a girl really happy.
BingoBoingo: Vexual: WHy the fuck not?
benkay: ;;calc 2014-1997
benkay: hm.
BingoBoingo: Fuck I feel old
benkay: oh man!
benkay: i just remembered the first girl i fingered.
BingoBoingo: benkay: Happens to the best of us.
benkay: stopped in at her crib on a trip to santa clara last year. still get along grandly.
BingoBoingo: I havenyt seen mine in nine years.
BingoBoingo: She had an ass on her though.
BingoBoingo: Lacked in the titties department though.
benkay: they're all beautiful in their own way
benkay: most lovely though when convulsing with out of body experiences
benkay: doubt i'll ever tire of the sight
BingoBoingo: Yeah, I consider HS a time of regret though because I went from a 1 in a million girl with an ass to some rando bitch with a bit bigger titties and not that ass
benkay: me too!
benkay: although my regret revolves around a brief brush with HTML and C that never turned into anything.
benkay: I tell myself that it's probably for the best as I'd likely have gotten mixed up in some profitable and not terribly reputable business and wound up in the pokey given my predilections.
BingoBoingo: I mean titties are good. It is just.... Easy to discount the rest of a girl's frame when you aren't yet aware titties come cheap
BingoBoingo: benkay: The pokey isn't so bad if your skin is pale enough
benkay: BingoBoingo: i'd rather not burn those years behind bars.
BingoBoingo: Bars are cheap. That girl in High School you pass with that ass though.... That haunts you.'
benkay: things that haunt me
benkay: do not include girls from hs
benkay: does include the cost of my 'education'
BingoBoingo: It isn't the girl, or the education per se, but dat ass is on the list of thing I miss.
benkay: actually there is one of those
benkay: and i did trade away from the butt
benkay: but dear god the brain upgrade the new model came with...
BingoBoingo: I am doomed to equate college with girls who are ok and smart, but lacking in the "dayum" department
benkay: i've only ever gone back and forth between pretty and sane and pretty and insane
benkay: but crazy smart beats sane stupid any day.
BingoBoingo: Never had that combination. I've had pretty smart and needs lithium or pretty stupid and presentable.
BingoBoingo: I have to say stupid was more fun though for quite a while.
benkay: i think we're talking about the same thing.
BingoBoingo: Maybe?
benkay: i've only ever bounced between (sane simple slammin) and (crazy smart gorgeous)
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benkay: even the smart ones are still women at the end of the day, with all the emotionally-driven decisionmaking that entails.
benkay: i did have one that was scarily devoid of emotions
BingoBoingo: devoid of emotions is fine.
benkay: can't really say as i agree.
BingoBoingo: I just want a girl with an ass that can drag me out of africa.
benkay: i want a girl with a brain who can raise a brood.
benkay: capital and mercenaries are for the Africa scenario.
BingoBoingo: I don't mind a brood if I don't have to help or the girl has an ass
benkay: capital is the stand-in for helping
benkay: although i'm actually interested in the teaching of nascent humans.
benkay: math, physics, programming, philosophy, history and fighting. that's basically the benkay curriculum.
BingoBoingo: My latest post is about someone great at teaching and shaping larval persons.
benkay: so it is
benkay: having played both chess and go i cannot conscience teaching kids chess over go
BingoBoingo: benkay: He's actuall good enough at the pursuit I would bet my coin on him to beat carlsen
BingoBoingo: Honestly youprobably need to teach both games.
benkay: young chess nerds have this "with what formula do i respond to this problem" approach to life
benkay: sure
BingoBoingo: The thing about chess is that sometimes some formula is the right answer
benkay: most of the time, right?
BingoBoingo: For example I play the Pirc defense in response to 1. e4
BingoBoingo: There is a riht answer in the austrian attack.
benkay: man i just fucking hate the problem space of chess
benkay: totally down with the randomized variants though
BingoBoingo: admit I'lll probably have to leatn go though
benkay: that one takes a minute.
benkay: i just about understand the rules, and that's it.
BingoBoingo: The thing is moving to the Ausstrian attack takes no time. !. e4 d6 2. f4
benkay: maybe i've been thinking about chess wrong
BingoBoingo: Maybe?
BingoBoingo: Even te austrian attack onlyt has a 55% winnning percentage.
benkay: ugh that you can even make claims like that is why boo chess
BingoBoingo: I think those things are a saving grace of the game
BingoBoingo: I mean if you want to skip to cheap 1. d4 is the winnningest move in the game, but...
Vexual: do you play on a board or screen via irc bingo?
BingoBoingo: IRL: 1. d4 d5 2. c4 dxc5 is actually a rare thing. You have to prepare for the queen's gambit accepted while girding yourself for the slav.
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I usually use a board
BingoBoingo: Vexual: If you insist on a screen chess.com isn't horrible though they are annoying
Vexual: no i prefer board
Vexual: removes temptaion of hint bots etc
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Doo you know algebraic notation acceptably well?
Vexual: no, and i havent played chess for some years, so it will be an intelligence test
BingoBoingo: The only way to remove bots is playing the game for cash
benkay: how does playing for cash remove bots?
Vexual: no problemas friend
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Playing for cash encourages bots.
Vexual: who said cash?
BingoBoingo: Why play at your actual level when fruit can play for you as a candidate master.
BingoBoingo: No one said cash
Vexual: we can check for bots later
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BingoBoingo: Vexual: Would you rather be white or nigger?
Vexual: i have to cook dinner and find a board
BingoBoingo: That is fine
Vexual: (aka loadup chessbot)
BingoBoingo: I have a board set up already.
Vexual: im fringhten, u beat nubs twice?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Probalbly moar than twice.
BingoBoingo: I have never beat RM III though
BingoBoingo: And Vexual I wi;ll let you pick your color unless you insist on ;;flip
Vexual: i can olnly find a plastic set
BingoBoingo: That works vexual.
Vexual: i really must cook dinner first
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Do you know how algebraic notatiomn works
Vexual: if its algebra and notation im sure ill get it first go
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Well, the board is only 8x8
BingoBoingo: And pieces start on letters.
Vexual: reading and numbers, check
Vexual: do you wish to be embarrassed in public?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I prefer the public
Vexual: then you shall be white, if you don't mind a delay as i cook, i am ready
BingoBoingo: Vexual: !. d4
Vexual: one clarification; thats the kings prawn twice yeah?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I moved the queen's pawn up two
Vexual: nho, the queen sits the colour
Vexual: yes sorry
Vexual: and to think i was going to make a joke about horseys
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Vexual: whats the ! for?
Vexual: i thought this was wood plastic stone
BingoBoingo: Vexual: The ! willl be revealed in time
Vexual: e4
BingoBoingo: Vexual: You can only make it as far as e5
BingoBoingo: Which I don't recommend
Vexual: ok i have letters and numbers mixed up then
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Vexual: wait are you fucking with me?
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Vexual: ok i get it,
Vexual: e5
Vexual: i dont get it
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Vexual: ok, knight out yeah?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I moved my queen's bishop pawn up two
Vexual: yes sorry, im trying to be nigella bites here'
Vexual: c5
Vexual: tips and notation in the same breath
Vexual: i cant interpret sorry
BingoBoingo: The d pawn taking d5 is what happened
Vexual: i see, the first one was a typo
BingoBoingo: prolly
Vexual: ??
Vexual: ok, now we play
BingoBoingo: Vexual: It is your move
Vexual: sorry, im not googleing chess moves, its a tika masala
Vexual: bxc6
BingoBoingo: 1. d4 e5 2. c4 c5
BingoBoingo: Vexual: You seek to have a bishop aimed there, but nothing seems to be on that square to take
Vexual: im still grappling with the notation and a curry
BingoBoingo: It happens
Vexual: was that a move or are you teaching me strategy?
BingoBoingo: 3. dx35
Vexual: my notation was wrong?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I am waiting for you to concoct a legal move
Vexual: which one of us is a comuter?
BingoBoingo: Beither. It is person versus person.
BingoBoingo: And I may be confusing e with 3
BingoBoingo: So 1. d4 e5 2. c4 c5 3. dxe5 is what happened
Vexual: my last move was correct and you moved?
BingoBoingo: What was your last move?
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Vexual: i was aiming to move the kings knicght out to his direction
Vexual: queens sorry
Vexual: we crashed ukyo
BingoBoingo: Nc6? And ukyo was relevant when?
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Vexual: n?
Vexual: n for knight?
BingoBoingo: Yup, Knight to f3
Vexual: o for awesome, im getting it
Vexual: wait, thats not it
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I you want we could start over with you as white...
Vexual: yes nf3
BingoBoingo: You move?
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Vexual: me?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I do believe it is indeed your move
Vexual: ive made an error
Gotyawallet: I'll have to check that out..do you have to wait for your bitcoin to be verified before you can stuff your face
BingoBoingo: Vexual: What error?
BingoBoingo: If you don't answer it is hard to determine if it is an actual error or not
Vexual: i was eating
Vexual: we should probably give that lot to #opencog
Vexual: learning to learn and shit
BingoBoingo: Vexual, what sort of person surrenders so soon?
Vexual: ok my queen side knight moved out towards the queen, wheat next
Vexual: *what
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I am going to sleep and pretend this game never happened
Vexual: cool, i win again
BingoBoingo: Sure, for some values of win
Vexual: nigella has an iq of about 60, add 80 for the chess, 140!!
BingoBoingo: nigella is also a niggress
BingoBoingo: I have a feeling Vexual That you never intended to play honest
Vexual: i did, i was busy, and i lost track as i was learning notation
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Is anything wrong with you playing white?
Vexual: i dont think so
Vexual: you were whit that game tho right?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Last one we played i was black as Mugabe
Vexual: yes
Vexual: white lives at a or 1?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: that shit doesn't matter
Vexual: no you were white
Vexual: fucking idiot, you went 1st
BingoBoingo: pretty sure I was the negro.
Vexual: no wonder the notation was fucked up
Vexual: i was trying to learn bongo brain
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Let us start again
Vexual: ok, yo uwhite
BingoBoingo: Alright, what is your first move?
Vexual: lets take it to opencog until we get kicked, further human knowledge
Vexual: white goes first
BingoBoingo: What is opencog?
Vexual: i let you go 1s so i could learn notation
BingoBoingo: White always goes first
Vexual: they make ai for comutergames and robots and shit
BingoBoingo: Cuase 'Merica
BingoBoingo: Vexual: As white you move first.
Vexual: ok, but if you pull that shit again, ill get crosser
BingoBoingo: Vexual: If I pull what shit.
Vexual: turning the board around so i can't learn
BingoBoingo: I am the one playing nigger and you keep quitting
BingoBoingo: I can assure you not only can nubbins be, but he is totally ashamed
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Vexual: can we okay long hand?
Vexual: play even
BingoBoingo: I am unsure not only of what you mean, but additionally of what you could mean
Vexual: kings pawn 2 forward
BingoBoingo: Is thisd the first move of a new game? If so 1.... d6.
Vexual: invalid move, check notation
BingoBoingo: Vexual: You moved 1. e4 and i followed with ... d6
BingoBoingo: Queen pawn up one
Vexual: im white u dumb fuck
Vexual: thats better
Vexual: kings knight toward king
BingoBoingo: to f3 or h3?
Vexual: f3
Vexual: try again
Vexual: did you mean kings knight away?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I mean I am moving the King's knight to F6 and if anything gets in the way so help me god I am raping it until it is dead
Vexual: ill allow it
Vexual: knd4
BingoBoingo: Chess has a nice basis for notation. A to H, 1 to 8...
Vexual: d3
Vexual: bg?
BingoBoingo: Bishop to G4
Vexual: queen forward
BingoBoingo: nubbins' I miss you
Vexual: youre a cheeky little so and so
Vexual: be2
BingoBoingo: vexual and I can't find a word other than cunt to describe you
Vexual: wait till the knights pawn gets your queen
BingoBoingo: DO I even need a queen?
Vexual: king takes bishop
Vexual: she will still be there, just ruined
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Vexual: ruck now i cant castle, dam you vanity!
Vexual: whats 00? is that a move, or are you obtaining more vodka ?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: 0-0 is castling kingside
Vexual: thanks
BingoBoingo: I did war you, but no.
BingoBoingo: You didn't think the Pric defense could be so dangerous
Vexual: i thought you were eating two dicks, im new at this
BingoBoingo: Do you know who wouldn't be so vain? nubbins'
Vexual: queens knight to queen
Vexual: (c'3) prome style
Vexual: b5
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BingoBoingo: b4 or Nc-B5?
Vexual: kings knight to b5
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Vexual: a2 to a 4
Vexual: f3
BingoBoingo: Sorry, axb5
Vexual: b4
Gotyawallet: lol ya'll fools is funny
Gotyawallet: king me
Vexual: h3
Vexual: b5
Vexual: whats the +?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: You are in check
Vexual: oh
Vexual: king forward
BingoBoingo: My knight waves it's dick at your regent
Vexual: pf4
Vexual: f2
Vexual: duh
Vexual: bxb
Vexual: king to e2
Vexual: are u pretending to be on a board?
Vexual: your nicht is at b2
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I have a board
Vexual: so it seems
Vexual: where is your knight?
BingoBoingo: My jnight tok out tt trash on c2 and now took out the trash on a1
BingoBoingo: See Nxc2 above
Vexual: fuck youre right, let me recount
Vexual: rook to a6
BingoBoingo: I don't think you have a rook to move there
BingoBoingo: Much less a clear file
Vexual: yes a8 hadnt moved
BingoBoingo: Vexual: a8 is my rook, my knight just took a1
Vexual: have you got another board?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I am only looking at one board
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Are you tripping balls?
Vexual: we have a discrepency, no im not
Vexual: is it worth going back? i think you have it either way
Vexual: want a photo of my board?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: We can compare oards, but I think in the least ambiguous notation I just took your rook on a1 with my knight
Vexual: i say the most likely root is you fail at cheating
Vexual: yes i moved a8 to a6 dumbass
Vexual: its usually the human that fucks up
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I am the nigger though. a8 is my rook
Vexual: since when?
Vexual: its covered
BingoBoingo: Vexual: To the best of my knowledge I have been black the whole game.
Vexual: oh fuck
Vexual: my ad
Vexual: bad
Vexual: h1 e1
Vexual: i do apologise
Vexual: qc2
BingoBoingo: Vexual: You don't have a queen anymoar
Vexual: youre right, thats a a bell end bishop, hold
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Vexual: bg5
Vexual: fuck mano, im gonna send u some hobonickels, i thought my setup was ghetto
Vexual: at leats youre good at chess
BingoBoingo: Vexual: The trick is that I am the nigga' all the ghetto is mine
Vexual: king forward
Vexual: it certainly seems that way
Vexual: kd2
Vexual: kxn
Vexual: cunt
Vexual: bf3
Vexual: errr
BingoBoingo: Vexual: You are the one who insisted in expending all of this effort.
Vexual: bf6
Vexual: yes and i told you the queens knight and his men will roll in
Vexual: d5
Vexual: huh?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I moved my pawn to a1 and it became a queen
BingoBoingo: Like Mikial Jackson
Vexual: you already have a queen genius
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Sure I had one queen, but nao I have a second
Vexual: u wanna check that?
BingoBoingo: Check what? Last I checked, yoou are in check...
Vexual: fuck off, theres only one queen
BingoBoingo: Maybe in some games there can only bee one queen, but this is chess.
Vexual: im white
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I looks like the Zulus are winning
Vexual: use your bishop
Vexual: lol
Vexual: ok queen
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I have no need to move, me new queen put you in check
Vexual: use my white one
Vexual: kd2
BingoBoingo: Ra8-a2+
Vexual: a8?
Vexual: speak english zulu
BingoBoingo: You have no rooks
Vexual: i have one
BingoBoingo: Rook was on a8 and went to a2
Vexual: ok
Vexual: ke3
BingoBoingo: Qa1xNc3
BingoBoingo: Might actually be #
Vexual: your queen is on a2
BingoBoingo: No, a2 is busy holding my rook
Vexual: i mean b1
Vexual: oh wait
BingoBoingo: If it was on b1 it could still go Qb3#
Vexual: this is as dissappointing as cybersecks
Vexual: whats going on?
BingoBoingo: Vexual I think what happeed is you lost
Vexual: is it mate?
BingoBoingo: Unlike most people thoug you seem to be trying to give someone else you loss.
BingoBoingo: Only you can say if it is mate or not
Vexual: no i am having trouble interpreting qa1xnc3
Vexual: a1 and c3 appear to be empty
BingoBoingo: You had a Knight on c3. I has a pawn that went to a1 and became a fabulous queen. That queen took you knight #
Vexual: im terribly embarrassed, but i fucked up somewehre ther
BingoBoingo: You really did.
Vexual: good game, you had it from the start, thats mate
BingoBoingo: Vexual: GG to you too
Vexual: fuckups aside, i still rate pretty poorly huh?
BingoBoingo: I rate poorly Vexual
BingoBoingo: I rate very poorly
Vexual: so im nigella?
Vexual: a cocaine habit and an aptitude for cups to grammes?
BingoBoingo: Maybe? Maybe if you are a bitch who likes to be choked the hell out of?
Vexual: nope, +5!
Vexual: although, my defences were insufficient
BingoBoingo: Everyone's defenses are insufficient
Vexual: deep
BingoBoingo: Not really, it just happens
Vexual: you were quite obviously better than me
BingoBoingo: Maybe? Deep though would have involved you knowing both why and how I beat you.
Vexual: and my fail is forever etching in the marbleous slendour of bitcoin-assets
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Nubbins' is totallly going to wipe the floor with your bullshit whenever he gets back.
Vexual: oh :(
BingoBoingo: Vexual, don't get me wrong. You weren't bad at chess.
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Vexual: i was
Vexual: am
BingoBoingo: Vexual: You just handled every situation you encountered in the game in a way that was substandard
Vexual: oh
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Vexual: juke-jr is prolly the only guy in my weight
Vexual: and hes flush
Vexual: vex tardefortress might pay
Vexual: hes flush too
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Vexual: next london trade show
Vexual: i might be thinking too far outside the box
Vexual: perhaps a trip to the cleaners instead of the dentis would be more satisfying with dr greg
Vexual: less chance of asophogeal damage to me, with karate and all
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Vexual: ie not growing coca for refinement
Vexual: and providing better long term outcomes for their communities
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 202 @ 0.00085122 = 0.1719 BTC [-]
ozbot: Shares Of No-Name Tech Company Go Crazy After It Announces Its Getting Into The Bitcoin Game - Yahoo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 10 @ 0.07739999 = 0.774 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: Just-Dice stat: 9702 BTC profit, 35.6k BTC invested, 393.50 mio bets, 4.67 mio BTC wagered
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 11 @ 0.2949992 = 3.245 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26200 @ 0.00085453 = 22.3887 BTC [+]
the20year1: Big RentalStarter email sent out, if you're one of our investors, please read - https://docs.google.com/document/d/164t3NRO3KysAmFHCwj9GeEWDsYSkU8_wCKo9dL9WoUk/edit?usp=sharing
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16000 @ 0.00085453 = 13.6725 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 45000 @ 0.00012 = 5.4 BTC [-]
Bugpowder: TWTR pop
jurov: ;;hashrate
gribble: Error: "hashrate" is not a valid command.
jurov: ;;rate
gribble: (rate <nick> <rating> [<notes>]) -- Enters a rating for <nick> in the amount of <rating>. Use optional <notes> field to enter any notes you have about this user. <nick> must be the user's GPG-registered username, Your previously existing rating, if any, will be overwritten.
jurov: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 277263 | Current Difficulty: 1.1809231952580261E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 278207 | Next Difficulty In: 944 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 5 days, 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 16 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1390150298.77 | Estimated Percent Change: 17.71725
ozbot: WPCS soars; GM recalls; Textron buys Beechcraft; Lockheed Martin hits 52-week high | Hot Stock Minut
Bugpowder: First up, WPCS International (WPCS) whose stock jumped 20% in after-hours trading yesterday. The surge came after the tech company announced its BTX Trader unit would be releasing a software platform to trade Bitcoins. The digital currency last traded above $800 according to Bitcoin exchange, Mt.Gox. For the year, WPCS is down nearly 50%.
ozbot: WPCS Announces Public Release Of Beta Version Of BTX Trading Platform
Bugpowder: just a micro cap pump and dump?
benkay: no way man they have a amazing pan-exchange trading execution thing totally going to rescue their business with a pivot into profitability
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
ozbot: Please add Bernankoin - BEK : Cryptsy.com
benkay: why is this so surprising, pankkake?
benkay: in nature, success leads to imitators.
benkay: in computers, where there's a trivial cost to spin up (f.ex) a new altchain, the froth of imitators will be dominated by people who are kind of sort of with it, as they're going to outperform the derpy imitators who genuinely believe that they're changing the world or being a part of something or some shit like that.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.04999999 = 0.3 BTC [-]
benkay: bernankoin just has too many legs to die, thanks to you :)
jurov: you mean heads?
jurov: not legs
benkay: well there's only pankkake heading the thing up
benkay: the legs'd be a million 'me-too'-ers
pankkake: people complain I'm not "promoting" it enough lol
jurov: dunno how many heads pankkake has
pankkake: I have a few people in my head
benkay: i think i saw Vexual talking to himself in -assets last night
jurov: what? that happened ever since he arrived
benkay: true, true.
jurov: in short, we are a legion
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
benkay: that one though
benkay: actually addressing himself
jurov: lol i missed that
jurov: to me it looks like markov chain generation
jurov: vexual might try to place bounty to whoever discovers the source for his generator
jurov: not sure if that helps him, tho
benkay: "hello, -assets? yes, i've lost my other personality's Markov chain generator. will someone escrow a dogecoin bounty?"
jurov: i had in mind something else, like, replacing the corpus
jurov: by trilema articles, perhaps?
benkay: romanian's going to make for some messy chains
benkay: pietilla's posts?
jurov: they are mostly gone :(
Gotyawallet: no more supernode
mod6: lawl
Gotyawallet: WOW them new indian exchanges has some volumes
ozbot: Federal judge rules NSA metadata collection is lawful, dismissing ACLU case | The Verge
ThickAsThieves: "the question of whether that program should be conducted is for the other two coordinate branches of Government to decide."
benkay: "the rapist in charge of proceedings deferred to the team of rapists running the show outside the courtroom on the question of determining who should get raped and when."
asciilifeform: who, exactly, imagined that this would go differently?
asciilifeform: picture suing kgb in a soviet court.
Gotyawallet: Picture the KGB like you've never seen them before
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24550 @ 0.00085122 = 20.8975 BTC [-]
Bugpowder: that is a different case though, right?
jurov: "I'll also note that Filch was remarkably unpleasant to the children in Hogwarts and I expect the school's hedonic index to be improved by his departure, not that it matters to you, I suppose."
jurov: hpmor on it again :D
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 220 @ 0.001 = 0.22 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 6 @ 0.07705 = 0.4623 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.02499991 = 0.25 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 43 @ 0.04999999 = 2.15 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 39 @ 0.2809232 = 10.956 BTC [-] {6}
Gotyawallet: Hrmph.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02389999 = 0.1912 BTC [-]
benkay: !l m s.mpoe
assbot: Last trade for S.MPOE on MPEX was at 0.00085122 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1500 @ 0.001 = 1.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 22 @ 0.0488973 = 1.0757 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.04795563 = 1.2948 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.04756 = 0.5232 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17900 @ 0.00085313 = 15.271 BTC [+] {3}
benkay: mpoe back to 90k?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.29499797 = 1.18 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 118 @ 0.00291 = 0.3434 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 87 @ 0.00291998 = 0.254 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 87 @ 0.00291998 = 0.254 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20200 @ 0.00085122 = 17.1946 BTC [-]
benkay: 17 btc sez nope.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7500 @ 0.00085463 = 6.4097 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 200 @ 0.001 = 0.2 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.29499997 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 49 @ 0.00291996 = 0.1431 BTC [-]
FabianB_: ;;calc 1/0.00260000
gribble: 384.615384615
FabianB_: ;;ticker --last --currency eur
gribble: 569.01
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 53 @ 0.0028102 = 0.1489 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15740 @ 0.000851 = 13.3947 BTC [-] {2}
jurov: $avg
mpexbot: jurov: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
benkay: colleague and i were just noodling on the topic of using a cardano for deploys
deadweasel: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 793.429, Best ask: 799.97498, Bid-ask spread: 6.54598, Last trade: 799.97498, 24 hour volume: 13963.13789770, 24 hour low: 768.0, 24 hour high: 837.0, 24 hour vwap: 798.84032
benkay: another crazy vix month
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22521 @ 0.00085484 = 19.2519 BTC [+]
benkay: and yet the mpoe buys keep pouring in
jurov: !t m ^oix
assbot: [MPEX:^OIX] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / 66.44661388 / 66.44661388 (3 shares, 0.07 BTC), 30D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC)
jurov: there's a mess with these 3 calls somehow
jurov: 3x O.USD.C065T were bought at .02177107 , they will break even at 830.89
jurov: not at 664.46
jurov: or did i forgot something about oix?
asciilifeform: benkay: if you're still there - care to say more?
jurov: kakobrekla: and it seems assbot doesn't show puts data
jurov: mpex says OIX for puts is 0.07 (100.0 / 0.0)
benkay: asciilifeform: encrypt shell script that when sourced sets environment variables with cardano key
asciilifeform: benkay: i think i'm missing something here
asciilifeform: cardano key?
benkay: plug cardano into server, decrypt shell script, run and set environment variables for application.
benkay: well, public key corresponding to private key on cardano.
benkay: encrypt *to*
benkay: do forgive my imprecision.
asciilifeform: say enemy has control of server.
asciilifeform: he lifts the payload (script) out, does what he likes
benkay: if enemy has control of server they can lift environment variables right out
benkay: this is for managing deploy variables in such a way that repo can get compromised
asciilifeform: likewise, if cardano is left unattended in a cage, enemy can walk off with it.
mod6: well this page: http://trilema.com/2013/introducing-the-oix/ says that it should be: 650/(1-.02177107) * Trade Vol / Total Vol | in this case = 83.08946575 ~ $830.8946575
mod6: so yeah, not sure...
benkay: yes, of course. this is why you pull C out of a safe when booting new application instance.
benkay: and put it back in the safe after application has been booted.
asciilifeform: what i'm unclear on is: what is being protected?
mod6: bah, my bad: 650/(1-.02177107) = 830.89465751
benkay: secrets in the repository.
mod6: i did `65' the first time.
mod6: hmmmm
asciilifeform: my understanding is that: in this case you would be using cardano merely as a disk?
asciilifeform: i'm still not sure how it adds anything here
asciilifeform: the reason i'm piping up, is that i don't want any misconceptions floating about regarding what C is for.
asciilifeform: most importantly, it is not designed to resist physical dissection.
jurov: asciilifeform: it will be used to sign resulting binary or tarball?
asciilifeform: because 1) it is cost-prohibitive, and more importatly, 2) flies in the face of auditability
asciilifeform: sure, you can sign a tarball
asciilifeform: but it is unwise to keep cardano in an unmanned facility.
benkay: not as a disk no, but to decrypt a file of environmental variables describing cluster provisioning.
asciilifeform: then enemy will read the machine's memory and walk off with secret.
asciilifeform: this is usually trivial.
benkay: sure.
benkay: once cluster is compromised, cluster is compromised.
asciilifeform: likewise, enemy will use the unattended cardano to sign the diddled tars.
jurov: iirc there will be serial number of files encrypted/signed?
jurov: maybe you can put the serial right inside signature's date field.. so that it can be checked
jurov: and hell raised if the value is not expected
asciilifeform: it is important to understand that once an enemy captures a cardano and lifts the private key, he can sign whatever he pleases.
jurov: yes, we're talking about connecting cardano to (remotely) pwned server
jurov: checking this serial won't help with diddling, but allows the attacker only one try
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9800 @ 0.00085323 = 8.3617 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Much more polished than my attempt.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25778 @ 0.00085159 = 21.9523 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: it actually took a fluent romanian speaker / native english to make the first draft and half hour of my time to correct it
mircea_popescu: translation is about 5x as difficult as writing, who knew.
nubbins`: "the courage to ignore orthodoxy in favor of truth"
nubbins`: few people make this identification
nubbins`: admittedly only skimmed the rest of the article beyond part 1
mircea_popescu: so i left my erlenmeyer tuica glass with a little on the bottom and went to bed
mircea_popescu: now i have fifty hundred drunk gnats all over
nubbins`: noooo
nubbins`: time to create a gnat trap
mircea_popescu: brb buying sparrows
nubbins`: nah, too complicated
mircea_popescu: o wow srsly ?
nubbins`: ^ you can also cut a plastic beverage bottle in half to construct much the same thing
mircea_popescu: they don't find the hole ?
nubbins`: yeah
nubbins`: they're idiots
mircea_popescu: hahaha poor things
nubbins`: this is how lobsters are caught too, incidentally
mircea_popescu: no, see, it's just they have very specialised sensing apparata
mircea_popescu: and can't dose "fresh air"
mircea_popescu: can dose alcohol very well!
nubbins`: red wine is the classic bait, but it's a bit of a waste of wine
mircea_popescu: then again... why'd they want to get out.
nubbins`: judging by the picture, rotting fruit works too
btclovernick: what is mpex
nubbins`: an exchange
btclovernick: what can i buy and sell
btclovernick: what is s.mpoe
btclovernick: s.bbet
btclovernick: what is s.mg
btclovernick: what is s.nsa
nubbins`: i invite you to read the respective IPOs, but they're all funds for various business-y things
btclovernick: where is the ipo
nubbins`: just click the link and read :D
nubbins`: very difficult to get lost on that website, it's pretty straight forward
nubbins`: granted, the reading is a bit dry, but that's just because they haven't commissioned any of these documents to be remade in graphic novel format
btclovernick: what is this
btclovernick: why is this listed
nubbins`: looks like a betting website
nubbins`: and it's listed because they own it
nubbins`: or at least a portion of it
ArsKisS: wutwut, sbfs rising again
btclovernick: how do u list another bitcoin site
btclovernick: what do u think of coinsetter
btclovernick: they just raised 1.5mn $ today in nyc
nubbins`: not knowing anything about it, i don't think much of it
nubbins`: i'm sure it's lovely tho :D
mircea_popescu: nubbins` well i made one out of foil and double tape, lessee
btclovernick: ru make of mpex
nubbins`: i think generally the listing requirements for mpex are a bit more stringent than other places
mircea_popescu: btclovernick did you read the contracts ?
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: i wonder will the foil confuse them
mircea_popescu: heh they're on it.
nubbins`: if it's not full of corpses tomorrow, consider paper
nubbins`: ah great!
mircea_popescu: why;d it confuse them ?
mircea_popescu: they're half blind
nubbins`: no idea, just guessing
mircea_popescu: i like foil cause it makes their efforts audible.
nubbins`: ah, the thrill of the hunt!
nubbins`: stick a contact mic on the bottle and record their death screams
mircea_popescu: double tape is also made for this application
mircea_popescu: i bought a roll years ago moving in here, cause i was buying shit
mircea_popescu: never had occasion to use except to fix girl's improbable cleavage clings and now to catc hgnats.
nubbins`: so i made some moose sausage today: http://imgur.com/W646MP2
mircea_popescu: ArsKisS the who ?
nubbins`: slowly getting better at it.
mircea_popescu: looks noobish :D
ArsKisS: mircea_popescu, nobody
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: funny, that ;)
nubbins`: slowly learning to plump up loose fills by adding links of appropriate length
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
mircea_popescu: what do you use for membrane ?
nubbins`: collagen casings
nubbins`: made from beef hide or something
nubbins`: guts are actually hard to find
mircea_popescu: it shows.
mircea_popescu: actual guts actually help you a lot with shaping the sausage
nubbins`: yeah, real guts are much more flexible too
nubbins`: i've popped a few links because of the collagen's lack of give
nubbins`: you also don't get that nice "snap" when you bite down into collagen
mircea_popescu: the solution obv is to hunt your own meece.
mircea_popescu: they always come with enough guts to make sausage.
nubbins`: nod, the ultimate convenience food
nubbins`: it's like if pizzas were born with boxes inside them.
mircea_popescu: this is how people ended up religious in the first place
nubbins`: haha
mircea_popescu: "how come an animal has just enough guts in it to make sausage ?"
nubbins`: "he came with just enough blood to make a sacrifice"
Duffer1: lol
mircea_popescu: i kid you not.
nubbins`: i imagine moose have HUGE poop chutes
mircea_popescu: nubbins` not really much bigger than what you're used to
mircea_popescu: if you watch a lot of porn
nubbins`: ah, hm
nubbins`: anyway, the collagen will do for now until i find a source
nubbins`: still a few butchers i haven't called
mircea_popescu: call all the bitches!
mircea_popescu: s/bitches/butchers
nubbins`: oh, i will
nubbins`: when i try something new, i go full throttle
nubbins`: honestly this all came about because i was eating some nice pepperoni in here when you mentioned something about dried salami a few weeks ago
nubbins`: and then the next day, i was given a few pounds of moose sausage
nubbins`: it flipped a switch
nubbins`: anyway! guests are here, peace
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 66 @ 0.00290838 = 0.192 BTC [-]
the20year2: you using moose intestines for sausage?
the20year2: Well, sausage casings
ozbot: 1180923195.25803 | Next Diff in 871 blocks | Estimated Change: 17.8101% in 4d 22h 56m 33s
ozbot: MPOE, December 2013 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
the20year2: so are you paying a dividend?
the20year2: k, was trying to find that part
toffoo: what happened with the mpex options market?
mircea_popescu: toffoo what are you asking ?
toffoo: I haven't seen many of those options trades that used to print in this channel. has volume dropped a lot?
mircea_popescu: ~1.1k btc nominal traded last month
mircea_popescu: they tend to move in large chunks, when they do.
toffoo: is that a lot less than what it used to be?
mircea_popescu: if i recall correctly the record is ~500k notional.
toffoo: I'm somewhat surprised that during the last huge price spike/crash that your options market wasn't more active
mircea_popescu: amusingly, people tend to buy more options when the market is flat than when it moves.
mircea_popescu: i suspect the human brain can't quite cope with btc volatility so then they seem "expensive"
Duffer1: your options participants are speculators above all else, it seems natural for them to consider the fiat value of btc
Duffer1: "cheap" or "expensive"
mircea_popescu: i meant something more along these lines : if you go to a fellow and say "pay me a dime and you can get two dollars if the price of grain dubles in a month" he will consider this cheap.
mircea_popescu: if however you say "give me half a bitcoin and you can have two if bitcoin doubles in a month" he will consider this expensive
Duffer1: i see
mircea_popescu: notwithstanding that btc prices have doubled five of the past twenty months, and grain prices have not doubled any one of the past 1500 months
toffoo: I'm also somewhat surprised that whoever is running the bot's vol book hasn't blown up yet
mircea_popescu: you don't really know how that works do you ?
toffoo: probably not
mircea_popescu: it's all explained in there.
toffoo: no hablo romanian
mircea_popescu: there's an english version
toffoo: oh right, it's the bond holders who own the bot's vol risk? is that how it works?
mircea_popescu: there's been some synthetics published too,
ozbot: MPOE bonds historical data, Dec 2012 - Nov 2013 pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: link within for the previous 16 months or w/e
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22070 @ 0.00085162 = 18.7953 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38248 @ 0.00085359 = 32.6481 BTC [+] {2}
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