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Vex: did you read about the chopper crash in Cairns?
Vex: young bloke got on the piss with the pilots et all, mebbe had 15 too many rums, went to bed, then borrowed the work chopper and crashed it
Vex: sounds like sleepwalking to me
Vex: dude might've started coming round doing 150 knots, confusedly thought he was landing on the hilton
Vex: i've woken up pissing in the oven with both oven mitts on backwards
Vex: i don't think many air crash investigators would have ever experienced such confusion
Vex: where are my thumbs. that's not a toilet
Vex: am I flying a helicopter?
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