Vex: did you read about the chopper crash in Cairns?

Vex: young bloke got on the piss with the pilots et all, mebbe had 15 too many rums, went to bed, then borrowed the work chopper and crashed it

Vex: sounds like sleepwalking to me

Vex: dude might've started coming round doing 150 knots, confusedly thought he was landing on the hilton

Vex: i've woken up pissing in the oven with both oven mitts on backwards

Vex: i don't think many air crash investigators would have ever experienced such confusion

Vex: where are my thumbs. that's not a toilet

Vex: am I flying a helicopter?