#asciilifeform | 2022-12-05

vex: http://logs.nosuchlabs.com/log/pest/2022-12-04#1017410 brutal indeed. what a tragedy. man beasted by the greatest force on earth, a violent death holding hands with his beloved, eternal peace. Slave gets eternal pain.

dulapbot: (pest) 2022-12-04 signpost[asciilifeform]: http://logs.bitdash.io/pest/2022-11-28#1017021 << brutal, wish her peace.

vex: It hollows my heart.

asciilifeform: vex: a pity there weren't sharks. then -- quick'n'easy pain neh

asciilifeform: aand undoubtedly he left a pistol for'em to eat if they like.

vex: not, that'd have been just plain horriffic. somehow this was the most perfect tragedy ever written

vex: I must admit, I shed a whisky assisted tear when I read it just now. then thought how many more she'd shed. I got a bit sad

vex: poor chick's been looping for a year. should we send a basket?

vex: wanna make a shark movie hanbot?

vex: jaws shmaws. spielberg has never been scared in his life

mats: i wonder how jaws feel about fat people

mats: bet they're tasty

vex: delicious & nonsensical

vex: hotwheelz is piloting a n sub somewhere off japan...

vex: silent for months, only the hungriest fish beasts follow the ship now.

vex: weeping heavily he aims at his quarry

vex: the ancient beast rolls and never recovers

vex: silent again, rise slowly with the carcass

vex: all the harks gave good reviews. super rotten, definately would again

vex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlVI7ZNiFlI no aplogies copypaste. you're a tarantino minimi

vex: will you accept a beer & a sandwich per hour and a whole point on the back?

vex: your problems are solvable. some folks aren't so lucky

vex: I don't like people being frightend who don't want to be