whaack: !w probe 103.6.212.28
watchglass: 103.6.212.28:8333 : Alive: (0.439s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Return Addr=0.0.0.0:8333 Blocks=742621
whaack: !w poll
watchglass: Polling 15 nodes...
watchglass: 205.134.172.4:8333 : (172-4.core.ai.net) Alive: (0.082s) V=70001 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.7.0.1/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=744591
watchglass: 205.134.172.26:8333 : Alive: (0.081s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Return Addr=0.0.0.0:8333 Blocks=744591
watchglass: 205.134.172.27:8333 : Alive: (0.084s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=744581 (Operator: asciilifeform)
watchglass: 54.39.156.171:8333 : (ns562940.ip-54-39-156.net) Alive: (0.110s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=744591
watchglass: 205.134.172.28:8333 : Alive: (0.022s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Return Addr=0.0.0.0:8333 Blocks=744574 (Operator: whaack)
watchglass: 208.94.240.42:8333 : Alive: (0.143s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=744591
watchglass: 54.38.94.63:8333 : (ns3140226.ip-54-38-94.eu) Alive: (0.285s) V=88888 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.8.88.88/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=744575
watchglass: 82.79.58.192:8333 : (static-82-79-58-192.rdsnet.ro) Alive: (0.328s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=744591
watchglass: 103.6.212.28:8333 : Alive: (0.487s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Return Addr=0.0.0.0:8333 Blocks=742621 (Operator: whaack)
watchglass: 75.106.222.93:8333 : Could not connect!
asciilifeform not updated wg config for a while, loox like asciilifeform's desk noad missing atm
watchglass: 103.36.92.112:8333 : Violated BTC Protocol: Bad header length!
watchglass: 94.176.238.102:8333 : Violated BTC Protocol: Bad header length!
asciilifeform: arguably wg obsoleted by billymg's auto-hunter
watchglass: 71.191.220.241:8333 : Busy? (No answer in 100 sec.) (Operator: asciilifeform)
watchglass: 143.202.160.10:8333 : Busy? (No answer in 100 sec.)
watchglass: 205.134.172.6:8333 : Busy? (No answer in 100 sec.)
asciilifeform will move wg to pestnet once the moar egregious bugola in blatta solved
thimbronion: asciilifeform: "egregious bugola" is not actionable. Need more details.
asciilifeform: thimbronion: well atm asciilifeform's station died on erry single echo from dulapbot like clockwork
asciilifeform: (pastes in #p)
asciilifeform: since coupla d ago
thimbronion: Did you try my suggestion?
asciilifeform: thimbronion: may've missed, plox to link to log
thimbronion: asciilifeform: can'f find atm but basically two things: what message gets logged immediately before the crash, please try wrapping the line in a try: catch to prevent the crash for now.
asciilifeform: thimbronion: ty, will try tonight
vex: That's some tidy looking cabling alf
asciilifeform: vex: was pretty brutal to pull (<5cm pipe, and they aint the only thing in it)
vex: you didn't just hook it up to the f-truck and send it?!
vex: ^good way to break a cable and remove your walls
vex: JP Morgan gold traders in court facing RICO charges for spoofing... why isn't the bank the defendant?
vex: It's a well know practice in bc trading too. I wonder mats, could this potentially set a worrisome precedent where fucktons of bitcoin could be siezed?
vex: I think CZ said he doesn't allow such bullshit
vex: that guy might almost be the bigstack now huh?
vex: USG would be up there if they held everything
shinohai: vex: CZ getting rekt tonite
vex: howzat?
vex: wait, are we colluding?
vex: ah. rekt. on champagne
shinohai: "Call teh cops!"
vex: analytics can't be beat, thanks for the airdrop
vex: Saul rundown laterz?
shinohai: Saul premiere just dropped in my TZ, thoughts later when girls finish torrent work.
asciilifeform: http://logs.nosuchlabs.com/log/asciilifeform/2022-07-11#1111126 << funnily enuff, today by stupidity tore 2 150$ lcd-to-fiber things in half (not with truck, but with idjit brute force, decided 'they dun protrude far enuff')
dulapbot: Logged on 2022-07-11 20:39:10 vex: you didn't just hook it up to the f-truck and send it?!
asciilifeform: '10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag'(tm)(r)(us army)
asciilifeform: http://logs.nosuchlabs.com/log/asciilifeform/2022-07-11#1111129 << what the tentacles can reach, will eventually take, noose at 11
dulapbot: Logged on 2022-07-11 21:03:32 vex: It's a well know practice in bc trading too. I wonder mats, could this potentially set a worrisome precedent where fucktons of bitcoin could be siezed?
asciilifeform continues to give 0 fucks re 'binance' and whatever other mpexes
asciilifeform: they can ~all~ go to hell tonight, and it won't be soon enuff.
thimbronion: wen blog article with digest?
asciilifeform: prolly not lol
dulapbot: Logged on 2021-10-29 11:44:58 asciilifeform: http://logs.nosuchlabs.com/log/asciilifeform/2021-10-28#1062218 << asciilifeform aint a subscriber to the mp school of blogging, y'know the one where you post photo of erry meal you eat and the shit you took
thimbronion: asciilifeform: this was re: uniswap hack
vex: I see now that you've already seen it shinohai
vex: maybe not. worth a look, and I'll say nothing else on the mater til later
vex: anyone who ever touched uniswap got 400 UNI @ every adress
vex: they were the first big decentalised exchange
vex: then sushi copypasted their whole shit
vex: tonight binance drinks with the french king, while dissing uniswwap
vex: notrlly disrespect, just gave `em a heads up.
vex: the huffspace is worth consideration asciilifeform
asciilifeform: thimbronion: a, not tried yet, sadly
asciilifeform: thimbronion: hands painfully full atm
asciilifeform: vex: consideration for wat ?
vex would insidt on gloves if alf were ever to pull ropes on my boat. shit's heavy
asciilifeform: vex: asciilifeform still aint got a boat, or horse, or elephant, lol, and aint aboutta
dulapbot: Logged on 2022-01-10 08:27:13 asciilifeform: vex: asciilifeform dun have , and aint in the market for, horse, elephant, diesel boat, or whatever other stereotypical toys of the idle rich fucks. dunno wai not clear. not in the target group, simply
vex: pulling ropes thru concuit tho. needs gloves if you wanna keep at it
vex: poor folks totally have cat5 throughout
asciilifeform: why wouldn't, lol
asciilifeform: it's 1$ / metre
vex: I bet you didn't wear gloves.
vex: get calloused for $1/m
vex: win win
vex: next tiem you handshake, it's rouggh on the other guy
asciilifeform tends to wear old grungy welding gloves for these chores
vex: I don't know alf at all
asciilifeform: aint the problem tho, idjit mistake was trying to move contents of ~100% packed pipe
vex: maybe shoulda specced 2 conduits
asciilifeform miser
vex: heave!
asciilifeform: lol
vex: I'd actually like to know if the f-truck could do it
asciilifeform: anyways is precisely, vex, the poor folx who heave; moneybags build their oligarch palace prewired.
vex: I disagree. the bespoke is da-best
asciilifeform: (if they even use a comp, rather than have flunkie bring'em printout in bed)
asciilifeform: or, dunno, they have specially bioengineered liliputian chix crawl on all 4s through the fucking tube and gently thread the thing along..
vex: sorros, murdoch, all goong soon
vex: what kinda pixie can do that?
vex: heave away. it's how it's done
vex: did we just find alf's fetish?
asciilifeform: lolnah
vex: I don't mind me some robert crumb
asciilifeform recalls ancient thread re robotic rats pulling wire through nyc sewer
vex: nope. we call it telstra rope here, takes a load
vex: national broadband network cost a few dollars.
vex: draggin' optic underground
vex: they use machines.
vex: underwater pipe to guam ain't cheap iether
vex: got duffer on the spool. wait vex