ben_vulpes: in other epic fucking lulz, us customs and border handed down a 10MM penalty for violating the Jones Act
    
    ben_vulpes: 20 TON PRESS
    
    ben_vulpes: what is scope of 'modify' in this context; can stick in openly hostile machine?
    
    ben_vulpes: perhaps will not spin after
    
    ben_vulpes: oh i'm sure i can modify a pressed aluminum disk
    
    ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: look at how mod6 did the turds
    
    ben_vulpes: a la lulu?
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: can one even get discs 'pressed' anymore?
    
    ben_vulpes: dia de si
    
    ben_vulpes: lol are you one of those numismatic folks?
    
    ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: deed dems
    
    ben_vulpes: oh hey did i successfully turn amber alerts off?
    
    ben_vulpes: outrageous
    
    ben_vulpes: i have nfi what is in fashion
    
    ben_vulpes: "if you were a REAL human"
    
    ben_vulpes: no, the thing that plays sesame street so that you can play candy crush instead of parenting
    
    ben_vulpes: "public broadcasting service"
    
    ben_vulpes: > die in a fire with everything you love
    
    ben_vulpes: > parent with television, it makes your life easier
    
    ben_vulpes: > save pbs, it makes us safer
    
    ben_vulpes: i dunno how ecdsa break is not bullet for btc
    
    ben_vulpes: as soon as one attempts to spend from one of those hashed addresses you're in a race with everyone to get the txn confirmed though
    
    ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-05#1637554 << why is pubkey being known so bad?
    
    ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: "of under the"
    
    ben_vulpes: there is that, doesn't change that sim is unpublished part of system on basis of which claims are being made
    
    ben_vulpes: "138kloc of cpp written by grad students? that i can't have? that only runs on golden toilet supercomputer? mmmok"
    
    ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-05#1637836 << it's basically the only criteria, it's why thinking people throw out the climate simulacra
    
    ben_vulpes: but ben_vulpes steals time from mary to pay peter or how did it go, must away again
    
    ben_vulpes: plus outputs, plus signing
    
    ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-04#1636874 << directly relevant. afaict, producing a transaction with trb code boils down to making a 'ctransaction' with 'vin's shaped per the constructor http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/main.h?v=wires_rev1#0261
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: point me to a 'somewhere', if you'd be so kind
    
    ben_vulpes: oop meat bbl
    
    ben_vulpes: eg produce some data a user can use on an entirely separate box to make and sign txns for rebroadcast however
    
    ben_vulpes: "wallets"
    
    ben_vulpes: davout, trinque, mod6, mircea_popescu, danielpbarron, diana_coman, phf, jurov ^^
    
    ben_vulpes: hey how about this for a "txouts for later use in baking transactions" serialization format: textfile <tx_hash>, with contents <value block_height output_index>
    
    ben_vulpes: kindergarten ouch
    
    ben_vulpes: and in other occlusions and hexagons: http://68.media.tumblr.com/ae93737a2c74237e5f555d7a055c90eb/tumblr_onwagxz5dQ1s2jikwo1_1280.jpg
    
    ben_vulpes: more of a debt instrument
    
    ben_vulpes: the bids and asks are all right there in the order book
    
    ben_vulpes: more sass, duh
    
    ben_vulpes: stern glares, and a mark under her name on the whiteboard
    
    ben_vulpes: to which the smarter of the girls in circulation sasses back with "well what makes /you/ so worth obeying?"
    
    ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-04#1637461 << funny you should say that, the line around here of late has been "OBEDIENCE IS THE ONLY CRITERIA"
    
    ben_vulpes: first intentional loss of traction
    
    ben_vulpes: in other ICE news, i got the drift slut sideways a few nights ago!
    
    ben_vulpes: i never really figured out how one was supposed to shift while turning with paddles
    
    ben_vulpes: that's it i'm out
    
    ben_vulpes: and for shinohai: http://68.media.tumblr.com/3c6ea2a713e6524fdbaad1cb6ab932fc/tumblr_onl3yiQs6u1tk43c6o1_1280.jpg
    
    ben_vulpes: "dat brat": http://68.media.tumblr.com/f44850d8bf7c57953f8e691de289ae26/tumblr_onl3y0ts3f1tk43c6o1_500.jpg
    
    ben_vulpes: "professionals at work": http://68.media.tumblr.com/8163489294f27fca80a9c7280119d48e/tumblr_onl3y8Pgkg1tk43c6o1_1280.jpg
    
    ben_vulpes: "too much ego in post": http://68.media.tumblr.com/5d355017cf06f5716d7253345d0f50da/tumblr_onl3z3MtUv1tlqnkvo1_500.jpg
    
    ben_vulpes: "hood fun": http://68.media.tumblr.com/52aa220519517830eec96a10ffd1f1e0/tumblr_onugg85C1Z1urwuzno1_1280.jpg
    
    ben_vulpes: perhaps someone else can identify that car
    
    ben_vulpes: in "nothing actually has to be out for it to be insanely hot, honey"
    
    ben_vulpes: http://68.media.tumblr.com/f1e71c86d20bf8935ec32085b935c7f5/tumblr_onwpv2xCpj1w7wz67o1_500.jpg
    
    ben_vulpes: oh goddamn it this last one is buried in a megatonne of html horseshit
    
    ben_vulpes: toyota mustang
    
    ben_vulpes: yes
    
    ben_vulpes: mustang i think
    
    ben_vulpes: "you don't need to have a good car to get tits all over it": http://68.media.tumblr.com/87c0ba72bd3f67142514e6d883499330/tumblr_onvrzukhQt1tpchrmo1_1280.jpg
    
    ben_vulpes: well the joke is that there are tits on display and i'm looking at the vin
    
    ben_vulpes: serial for cars
    
    ben_vulpes: "vehicle identification number"
    
    ben_vulpes: shoot, gave away the game
    
    ben_vulpes: in over-fucking-polished-and-is-that-a-vin-i-see's: http://its-about-the-car.tumblr.com/image/159185818055
    
    ben_vulpes: well if we're doing themes, i have my own set queued up
    
    ben_vulpes: hyu
    
    ben_vulpes: haw
    
    ben_vulpes: yeah i have nfi in re proper prostitutes
    
    ben_vulpes: holy mammaries buttman
    
    ben_vulpes: i register no objections
    
    ben_vulpes: whore, not slave!
    
    ben_vulpes: there is also some tiny arbitrage opportunity available i must point out; lock up the contract and then sell her off into improper slavery
    
    ben_vulpes: sez right there she'd be down
    
    ben_vulpes: shinohai could pimp her out
    
    ben_vulpes: shinohai: the interesting thing from my pov is that he had a stable connection forever
    
    ben_vulpes: midnightmagic: you plan to fix your connection anytime soon?
    
    ben_vulpes: shinohai: stock photo or real gurl?
    
    ben_vulpes: pushing a particularly stubborn turd out
    
    ben_vulpes: ahaha
    
    ben_vulpes: fuck, buddy, i didn't think it could get worse!
    
    ben_vulpes: > "The Rust Evangelism Strikeforce speculates on when they can move on to shitting up web development"
    
    ben_vulpes: Framedragger: solid chuckles
    
    ben_vulpes: just stay the fuck out of bull run valley
    
    ben_vulpes: there are plenty of places to slime hood
    
    ben_vulpes: "fixing" things.
    
    ben_vulpes: mostly ch2mhill
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: no?
    
    ben_vulpes: shinohai: if they don't have a rep in here, it's vaporware by default
    
    ben_vulpes: "bull run" is ferociously protected valley on mt. hood; combination of glacier runoff and rainfall on valley in q
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: surface sources ftw
    
    ben_vulpes: i do miss one thing about my hometown; bull run reservoir produces un-fucking-matched agua
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: betcha it's better than the well water south of portland
    
    ben_vulpes: oh whoa that plant tunnel is awesome
    
    ben_vulpes: blither blather hoob hoob gaDORNK
    
    ben_vulpes: oh fuck, "it may be an ideal fit for fundamentally different block designs such as Rootstock and MimbleWimble in absence of decentralised non-integrated sidechains"
    
    ben_vulpes: neato
    
    ben_vulpes: "yes honey, beautiful beautiful death, all over the carport"
    
    ben_vulpes: ah, no, point is that she's on top of things.
    
    ben_vulpes: both of 'em
    
    ben_vulpes: so i read a bit about datura, "moonflower, that sounds familiar...hey baby aren't you doing something with moonflower in the backyard this year?" "yeah! it's going to be beautiful" "..." "is this about how daturas are poisonous?" "..." "it's going in on the carport where dog and child can't get to it"
    
    ben_vulpes: heh
    
    ben_vulpes: certainty is for sessile polyps
    
    ben_vulpes: !$ ssh 77.108.80.67 77.108.80.67
    
    ben_vulpes: !? ssh 77.108.80.67 77.108.80.67
    
    ben_vulpes: $? ssh 77.108.80.67 77.108.80.67
    
    ben_vulpes: well yes i'm familiar with how the bits are laid down, but i am less familiar with how trb handles it internally
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: q more along the lines of "what is least necessary to write to disk in order to be useful later"
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: walking the blockchain in search of payments to a pubkey or pubkey hash, and indexing those in some manner (accounting for spends) such that they can be reconstituted into a transaction later
    
    ben_vulpes: http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/main.h?v=wires_rev1#0261 << kinda looks like all one needs to bake CTxIn's is the hash of the transaction and output index, can someone spot check this for me?
    
    ben_vulpes: "hey babe, want to be my second wife?"
    
    ben_vulpes: fucking hate april fool's day
    
    ben_vulpes: so damn believeable though
    
    ben_vulpes: shaking the rss reader *out unread
    
    ben_vulpes: this is what i get for not shaking the rss reader unread on the second
    
    ben_vulpes: aw fuck
    
    ben_vulpes: in other pki nyooz: http://gcaptain.com/us-announces-selective-availability-gps-devices/
    
    ben_vulpes: sounds like $pet had an eye on the depletion meter
    
    ben_vulpes: doesn't sound like much of a surprise
    
    ben_vulpes: make stirling engine of moon beams
    
    ben_vulpes: yeah, what business has steel in car anyways
    
    ben_vulpes: throw the nic out, we're going to shortwave anyways
    
    ben_vulpes: myeah, still took the americhanskis a few decades to figure it out, and most haven't yet.
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: sterling: "i'm astonished that i will probably outlive the 'personal computer'. what would anyone want one of those for these days anyways. 'hey you, do you want a personal computer? you can...compute on it! in private! nobody would ever know!' it just doesn't sell to the touchscreen zombies, no offense to present company."
    
    ben_vulpes: hose yr key?
    
    ben_vulpes: !!up derpshart
    
    ben_vulpes: everyone straight to the cinderblock palace
    
    ben_vulpes: ubi can't happen soon enough
    
    ben_vulpes: phf: bin and not src?
    
    ben_vulpes: what was that...not even "sourcerer"?
    
    ben_vulpes: nobody in the history of linux distros vendored
    
    ben_vulpes: so nobody vendored?
    
    ben_vulpes: D:
    
    ben_vulpes: fwiw the trees are intact.
    
    ben_vulpes: you asked if i ever
    
    ben_vulpes: !#s target mode
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: pete_dushenski was bitching about a box not eating cdrom recently
    
    ben_vulpes pants at the notion
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: chile, turns out
    
    ben_vulpes: that's right
    
    ben_vulpes: aaah
    
    ben_vulpes: you are a marvel
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: control room for brazilian planned economy iirc
    
    ben_vulpes: shinohai: what, still not fixed?
    
    ben_vulpes: trinque: some day, buddy. some day.
    
    ben_vulpes: Framedragger: well is it in the logs or not?
    
    ben_vulpes: in which nerds continue to assume that basic problems of coordination and capital allocation can be solved with technology, specifically ethereum: https://blog.ethlance.com/ethlance-introducing-job-sponsorships-84a7f7ca07d3
    
    ben_vulpes: ah cute, `find-tags' is deprecated but its replacement `xref-find-definitions' ~doesn't work with c/++ projects
    
    ben_vulpes: mhm
    
    
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: not by my read
    
    ben_vulpes: the scheme/c seam is as real as the emacs/linux seam
    
    ben_vulpes: well i'd like to
    
    ben_vulpes: nobody's playing with the tests either!
    
    ben_vulpes: shiva might be a better tool for wiggling random code paths anyways
    
    ben_vulpes: reasonabru opinion
    
    ben_vulpes: yeah i know
    
    ben_vulpes: currently attempting to reason about differences between targets bitcoind and test_bitcoin
    
    ben_vulpes: complains about inabilty to find openssl/ec.h
    
    ben_vulpes: yeah
    
    
    
    ben_vulpes: anyways, hey asciilifeform have you ever built the trb test target?
    
    ben_vulpes: i wonder if there's some proportional relationship between setup/distribution costs and size of target niches
    
    ben_vulpes: aye aye
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: gotta printer to recommend?
    
    ben_vulpes: "export/import compatibility" hue
    
    ben_vulpes: all you need for "wallet interoperability" is to make transaction scripts with OP_PUBKEY or OP_PUBKEYHASH followed by...a pubkey, or the hash thereof.
    
    ben_vulpes: shinohai: "bitcoin wallet interoperability"
    
    ben_vulpes: "hold still, i gotta apply this hot thing to ya"
    
    ben_vulpes: anyways, tick spotting and removal is pretty standard
    
    ben_vulpes: ixodes pacificus may someday be a carrier for babiosis
    
    ben_vulpes: trinque: mircea_popescu mentioned a tick-borne thing, i pointed out that it's not prevalent anywhere near me
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: northeast and upper midwest
    
    ben_vulpes: the whimsy dun matter terrifically
    
    ben_vulpes: just wait for lady of the coven
    
    ben_vulpes: mhm
    
    ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-01#1635420 << "of the well" more pleasingly esoteric imho
    
    ben_vulpes: graham now funding...forums: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14006159
    
    ben_vulpes is amaze at the contrast
    
    ben_vulpes: highly relevant: http://btcbase.org/log/2014-08-06#784482
    
    ben_vulpes: and maybe even read it all holy crap
    
    ben_vulpes: no pressure, but that's wild how your mom archived everything manually
    
    ben_vulpes: nuts, mod6
    
    ben_vulpes: !#s cpio
    
    ben_vulpes: gas fairy?
    
    ben_vulpes: scam
    
    ben_vulpes: i thought this was how warren buffet got rich
    
    ben_vulpes regards the fireproof lockbox of stamps sadly
    
    ben_vulpes: it's not actually a hedge
    
    ben_vulpes: it's a postage stamp asciilifeform
    
    ben_vulpes: veen's over there ranting about how "fuck buddy and here i thought forever stamps a decent hedge against inflation but NO the FUCKING GOVERNMENT can just MAKE YOU BURN THEM"
    
    ben_vulpes: got a piece of paper from some government science department, "response required by law"
    
    ben_vulpes: bwahaha
    
    ben_vulpes: the jet-turbine-powered motorbike of cats
    
    ben_vulpes: that would please me
    
    ben_vulpes: i would very much like to piss into both oceans on the same day
    
    ben_vulpes: nono, i'd love to! 'twould be a riot! i am just exceptionally lazy
    
    ben_vulpes: not doing a lot of travel for the next few years for obvious reasons
    
    ben_vulpes: aya, noted
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: imposes a great big fucking weight on a man's pocketbook, above and beyond the typical spawn
    
    ben_vulpes: plus viral, so big fat ? on how long it hangs around
    
    ben_vulpes: woman
    
    ben_vulpes: ya, thx
    
    ben_vulpes: hm interesting
    
    ben_vulpes: no mosquitos in centroamerica?
    
    ben_vulpes: floating around c.r., aaui
    
    ben_vulpes: cdc is ~only resource i have
    
    ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-31#1635192 << riddled with zika, so not any time soon
    
    ben_vulpes: (in re c.r.)
    
    ben_vulpes: no way!
    
    ben_vulpes: that is one highly manicured babe
    
    ben_vulpes: live by the amusing crazy of ms, die by the amusing crazy of usg
    
    ben_vulpes: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/03/31/fbi-arrests-hacker-who-hacked-no-one.html
    
    ben_vulpes: stored empty under the bridge
    
    ben_vulpes: possibly pvc pipes, according to link
    
    ben_vulpes: vectors*
    
    ben_vulpes: if there's not fifteen degrees between your angles of velocity and acceleration why bother
    
    ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-30#1634650 << life is too short to drive oneself around
    
    ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-30#1634606 << old air-cooled vw bug currently tops my list
    
    ben_vulpes: phf: implying!
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: "because we can, therefore we must"?
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform:
    
    ben_vulpes: nalgitas twerkant
    
    ben_vulpes: ah
    
    ben_vulpes: what means "common pleas"?
    
    ben_vulpes: the titles are interesting
    
    ben_vulpes: amazing
    
    ben_vulpes: menstrual leave!
    
    ben_vulpes: "contempt of court" most recently.
    
    ben_vulpes: you still get locked up for not complying, CompanionCube.
    
    ben_vulpes: and in other wonders of "ai": http://boingboing.net/2017/03/29/countermeasures-are-a-thing.html
    
    ben_vulpes: girl who said she'd get him reassigned bought the farm
    
    ben_vulpes: "found the west calling to him"
    
    ben_vulpes: definitely some amount of "no leaving the states, pleb" in action, sure
    
    ben_vulpes: did he always have a paunch?
    
    ben_vulpes: oh god i know conde nasty is persona non grata but this is gold
    
    ben_vulpes: "When Taaki reached the camp on the Syrian side of the border, he says, he tried to explain to the elderly officer in charge that heâd come to Rojava to offer his tech skills in one of Rojavaâs cities, not to fight. But as Taaki tells it, the man waved away his protests and conscripted him into a unit with the other foreigners."
    
    
    
    ben_vulpes: lol taaki got locked up for fighting in syria?
    
    ben_vulpes: silly me, i thought the movie was called "nostalgatron from home planet"
    
    ben_vulpes: looks great
    
    ben_vulpes: what even is this
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: no, link?
    
    ben_vulpes has a shirt awaiting deconstruction into patterns sitting at home
    
    ben_vulpes: modern car loses 90% of value after 5 years and 100kmi, an industrial piece like a freightliner loses at most 70% after a decade and A MILLION MILES
    
    ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: fashion, unfortunately.
    
    ben_vulpes: phf: some days i dream of making a car like that
    
    ben_vulpes: i imagine there's some "oh no, you couldn't possibly imagine the superiority of the su raskladushka" inbound
    
    ben_vulpes: army surplus thing, was amazing until i handled it roughly packing up from a burn and bent one of the struts.