ben_vulpes: i actually had to castigate someone at this otherwise nice joint, "picnic house" for serving me bubbles in a coup recently.
ben_vulpes: well, hang out with.
ben_vulpes: nobody i know is so tasteless as to waste good wine like that.
ben_vulpes: yeah okay i'm going to go find satoshi and kill him myself
ben_vulpes: or a fucking if statement downstream that doesn't serialize a magic number
ben_vulpes: trinque: I DON'T WANT THE MOTHERFUCKING ZEROS
ben_vulpes: so what, truncate the array, however the fuck that works in this baroque hellscape?
ben_vulpes: > returns an iterator the the end of the copied range
ben_vulpes: if i knew how many there were i'd probably also know which they were
ben_vulpes: how am i supposed to know how many elements to allocate for the array which will receive the filtered elements?
ben_vulpes: i fucking hate this: http://www.cplusplus.com/reference/algorithm/remove_copy_if/
ben_vulpes: trinque: sidesaddle or cowboy?
ben_vulpes: i figured those shits called alexa all polite like to find out what the speed limit was
ben_vulpes: trinque: it'll break speed limits?
ben_vulpes: you can buy the frame but they still own the engine
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: GE
ben_vulpes: tooo laaaate
ben_vulpes: did it wrest you out of alignment?
ben_vulpes: penii spikata
ben_vulpes: can't have anyone dancing to well, now
ben_vulpes: a cock cage, methinks
ben_vulpes: hurtful
ben_vulpes: muh feefees!
ben_vulpes: dreamt*
ben_vulpes: trinque: i've dreamed of waking up and being able to see for decades at this point
ben_vulpes: what, praytell, is so manly about the rigid lenses
ben_vulpes: soft lenses are a thing, i've been using them since they came out with astigmatism weights.
ben_vulpes: lolzlozl
ben_vulpes: w-why?
ben_vulpes: people still use hard lenses?
ben_vulpes: wait shattering?
ben_vulpes: infinitely repairable
ben_vulpes: but yes, glorious technology
ben_vulpes: mp looks at std issue consumer item for first time since leaving .ro more like it
ben_vulpes: psh, washers. try surface tension!
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: gravity's not enough
ben_vulpes: hola trinque
ben_vulpes: !!up trinque
ben_vulpes: https://youtu.be/HkPkkCVF6f0?t=1310 << centrifuge
ben_vulpes: "new tax" as in tax for buying goods new
ben_vulpes: also i suspect the energy efficiency numbers are twisted by shrinking load size which is total bullshit
ben_vulpes: no idea why anyone would buy this sort of thing with the new tax in place
ben_vulpes: i have only ever bought old, used washers and dryers
ben_vulpes: plus asymmetric load due to gravity during centrifuge cycle
ben_vulpes: why would you put a door seal in place when you could simply seal the agitator axle
ben_vulpes: madness
ben_vulpes: threw me, this is a novel invention in the states to speed up parts wear and mildew growth
ben_vulpes: you say "stupid rotating faraday cage thing, horizontal", as in a front-loading washer?
ben_vulpes: i do not think i have ever seen this wonder
ben_vulpes: does your drum still spin to do a pre-dry extraction?
ben_vulpes: this is standard issue?
ben_vulpes: oh wait
ben_vulpes: oh interesting
ben_vulpes: ah, washer below, dryer atop?
ben_vulpes: oh gross do you like front-loaders as well?
ben_vulpes: given that he's in california
ben_vulpes: well there's the washer, and the dryer, and the latter's probably a 'high efficiency' model that doesn't actually get anything dry on the first run
ben_vulpes: now i have to make a pair or a struct or something and then another function that eats that and returns a bool
ben_vulpes: this was two lines of code with a lambda
ben_vulpes: remove_copy_if takes a unary predicate
ben_vulpes: also the copying semantics!
ben_vulpes: is it just me or are the c99 array mutation semantics just woefully lacking
ben_vulpes: junkies, minorities groups imported as refugees within the last decade, whatever.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: a 'city' in america doesn't 'win'. it 'brings more voices to the table'.
ben_vulpes: way the heck upstack; BingoBoingo i have determined that "crack-o-my-ass" county late summer county fair has a talent competition, gospel competition, but as far as i've bothered to look so far, no amateur ag competition
ben_vulpes: selecting, obviously, against heroin users however.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: portland is trialing just this!
ben_vulpes: well sure if they were exterminable that's one thing, but lock 'em up? at whatever cost per night?
ben_vulpes: cops'
ben_vulpes: i don't get lafond's fixation on failure to do anything about people shooting up in plain sight
ben_vulpes: there is that
ben_vulpes: probably same pharma abuse rates as anywhere else
ben_vulpes: while very visible, those folks are a vanishingly small fraction of the population
ben_vulpes: sadly, as i was not present, i only got to deliver the tongue-lashings for not delivering tongue-lashings.
ben_vulpes: some over-degreed tenderqueer barista insisted on addressing the child with gender-neutral pronouns
ben_vulpes: it's depressing in its own ways, i'll grant that
ben_vulpes: that's a real wrist-slitter
ben_vulpes: christ bb
ben_vulpes: this would be one of these "easter eggs"
ben_vulpes: some day i will reclaim my book-storage-below-one-meter space
ben_vulpes: if you give enough of a shit about bot commands, operate your own bot, give it whatever commands you want it to have
ben_vulpes: lol actually this is probably perfect
ben_vulpes: oh ffs the urban dictionary shortcut isn't even listed on pete's site
ben_vulpes: well you've got what sixty minutes while it runs
ben_vulpes: you did the chill part too, right? didn't just settle for laundry?
ben_vulpes: "laundry and chill"
ben_vulpes: !!up gabriel_laddel_p
ben_vulpes: !up gabriel_laddel_p
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-07#1652717 << lol remember when xeni jardin was cool, and people thought cory doctorow wrote cutting edge scifi?
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-07#1652704 << bouncing up and down: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/peIQQ/?raw=true
ben_vulpes: not to give the impression that i think the vpatch in question is particularly useful.
ben_vulpes: http://logs.bvulpes.com/trilema?d=2017-4-30#bb66f450-218d-4f54-88d8-6fb65645d474 << so given that the difference would be that the old auto_ptr didn't have shared semantics and that the unique_ptr does but they're never used because they weren't available at the time, i don't expect grief to come of it.
ben_vulpes: taking hours to find a node with specific blocks apparently: http://logs.bvulpes.com/chainstate?d=2017-5-7#f5cbbb73-8e72-4c6e-abfa-d8246ba37eed
ben_vulpes: in other news, mimisbrunnr still chewing through 3+ day backlog: http://logs.bvulpes.com/chainstate?d=2017-5-7#6e390df3-eac7-4ed4-b059-62b8994a2b8c
ben_vulpes: i guess this is the 2017 version of the mit grads and lightbulbs
ben_vulpes: ya slip a white tee over the outlet and change it when it stops getting darker
ben_vulpes: that and ten dollars for the pump at harbor freight
ben_vulpes: it takes all of five minutes to rig an adequate pool pump
ben_vulpes: it's open source you can trust it
ben_vulpes: nono
ben_vulpes: krypt.co
ben_vulpes: i got one last lol in the chamber
ben_vulpes: muh passions
ben_vulpes: fromloper: but it is about money with the "not wanting to work for other people"
ben_vulpes: then ofc remembered that 200,000 lines of cpp make up nasa's most important models and rolled my eyes at my own self
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: imagine my brief surprise to realize this was not How Adults Did Things
ben_vulpes: in other reversing adventures: https://arxiv.org/abs/1704.07715
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: aha ty
ben_vulpes: forgive me but what is a vcc?
ben_vulpes: freenode i mean
ben_vulpes: fleanode, not anyone here
ben_vulpes: fromloper: try using http://p.bvulpes.com/ before you get booted for flooding
ben_vulpes: mark as resolved
ben_vulpes: plz rate if this answered your problem
ben_vulpes: oh there's your problem, the broken pigeons hold it all together
ben_vulpes: also have you tried rebooting your cardboard
ben_vulpes: are you sure you're reading the romanian instructions and not the argentine ones?
ben_vulpes: oh that's odd
ben_vulpes: just bolt the jet to the submarine
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: are you thick? it comes with instructions
ben_vulpes: just containerize everything you do
ben_vulpes: psh why would anyone ever need more than one server
ben_vulpes: from the void: https://perma.cc/
ben_vulpes: we possibly speak past each other.
ben_vulpes: and when nate silver tires of the archiving of his bad predictions?
ben_vulpes: how is one to hoist the morons upon their own words if they're only legible with js?
ben_vulpes: A MYSTERY
ben_vulpes: didn't think so.
ben_vulpes: that wouldn't lead to a node pegging 100% cpu, would it?
ben_vulpes: oh interesting, asciilifeform
ben_vulpes: mm
ben_vulpes: what have you been up to?
ben_vulpes: taking as a given that more insured ===== better
ben_vulpes: in particular i find the "number of insured will decline" line amusing
ben_vulpes: is this good for healthfarecoin?
ben_vulpes: and from le wik: "One of Greenspun's most famous students is Randal Pinkett, who built an online community for low-income housing residents in Greenspun's 6.171 Software Engineering for Internet Applications course."
ben_vulpes: endless lulzrabbit hole, this: "I seriously considered quitting the industry in 1997 when Apple Computer was concluding its acquisition of NeXT. Imagine if the president of General Motors said, in 1997, "It has come to my attention that our cars are kind of clunky and unreliable. Don't worry, though. We're rectifying this problem by licensing the blueprints to the 1985 Toyota Camry."
ben_vulpes elbows mod6 and whispers quietly in his ear "hey see if you can get him to do the eulora coppers while you're at it"
ben_vulpes: mod6: i think it's grand
ben_vulpes: "Philip and Alex's Guide to Web Publishing" has some gems
ben_vulpes: in unrelated arse-digitalia: "If she is curious about encryption, she should find the Internet's best tutorial on the workings of the RSA algorithm."
ben_vulpes: think of all the bahamians they'll employ
ben_vulpes: "you meant yards, right? and i have to convert cc's to yards somehow!"
ben_vulpes: too long!
ben_vulpes to lie in the sun with rose and rosy cheeks
ben_vulpes: ;p
ben_vulpes: eh that took you too long to bake
ben_vulpes: "nono, a metric tonne, dummy"
ben_vulpes: "but a ton is an absurd amalgamation of other retarded units like chains and furlongs!"
ben_vulpes: hey, cut the schmucks a break they were raised with imperial units
ben_vulpes: well no mircea_popescu also security couldn't cope! they worried! how can you calculate the security numbers, you dragon you?
ben_vulpes: budget lolzporium continues to delivor
ben_vulpes: put three down and it'd walk out pretending haughtiness to conceal confusion.
ben_vulpes: put down two and it'd oscillate between them.
ben_vulpes: this girl had a particularly dumb cat once upon a time. couldn't handle boxes, but had to sit on anything rectilinear on the floor.
ben_vulpes: hey, good band name
ben_vulpes: i saw them on tv once!
ben_vulpes: hey i have a passion for 80-foot statistical anomalies
ben_vulpes: da fuq, yo
ben_vulpes: they brought an waambleance from ny
ben_vulpes: i can't imagine ja rule's passion for the ocean extends past terra yacht-a
ben_vulpes: oh ja rule swings dong now? can bury kiddos?
ben_vulpes: beating the "making individual problems into group problems" meme into millenials heads
ben_vulpes: hey you know what's fun
ben_vulpes: more lulz from that tire fyre?
ben_vulpes: got lost looking for children at fyre
ben_vulpes: can't spell consensus without con
ben_vulpes: which he'd doubtless deny anyways; "no litecoin's for the good of huge manatees!"
ben_vulpes: he was hired to lend credence to cb, not to further his own ambitions.
ben_vulpes: never have, never will.
ben_vulpes: lol hey nobody cares what the devs want
ben_vulpes: heh it'd be funny if a) the fiduciary rule had stuck and b) if someone had brought suit against coinbase/kraken for pushing penny stocks
ben_vulpes: "we're not ret^H^H^Hslow, we're /conservative/."
ben_vulpes: wants its altcoins back
ben_vulpes: 2012 called
ben_vulpes: there is yet a yawning chasm between generating ecdsa keys and owning a quat of cum in my mind
ben_vulpes: forgive me for being thick, but what's the connection between outlawing math and the homeopathic spoiled mango soup?
ben_vulpes: with the epoxy?
ben_vulpes: aha yes
ben_vulpes: i don't think so, no
ben_vulpes: math performed outside its borders even
ben_vulpes: lol, cn considering banning math eh?
ben_vulpes: these days it lives in a warehouse in beaverton so they can reasonably hold the price two to three dollars under the new price for the same thing
ben_vulpes: once upon a time they'd happily sell shit for a dollar that they got for twenty cents
ben_vulpes: ~last enjoyable section at powells
ben_vulpes: wrong word; wading more appropriate.
ben_vulpes still sojurning through cpp swamps
ben_vulpes: seems as though there is some "fun" to be had with ada
ben_vulpes: and yourself?
ben_vulpes: btw girl does stellar asparagus; they're in season and big enough they can both steam on the inside and crisp up on the outside.
ben_vulpes: well the asparagus and chicken seems to have smoothed everything out, so i guess i can't even really complain about present circumstances!
ben_vulpes: *phew*
ben_vulpes: there i found something to complain about
ben_vulpes: my breakfast burrito was slightly off, and my stomach's been gurgling all day
ben_vulpes: oh wait
ben_vulpes: zero room to complain
ben_vulpes: plants are growin, babies are babblin, babes are beautiful, my plate is full of things to do, and we're supposed to get 2 solid days of over-eighty weather
ben_vulpes: pretty damn well, i gotta say
ben_vulpes: heya
ben_vulpes: this'd have been a few tens of thousands of years ago but yes
ben_vulpes: metformin and insulin must be free!
ben_vulpes: or sink into the quagmire of flood washout it was built upon come the first tremor of any note
ben_vulpes: why bother, whole place is going to collapse under its own weight and its dependent poor
ben_vulpes: (because of course she came screaming back)
ben_vulpes: and only got two years when she got home
ben_vulpes: oh perhaps you are asking if i meant burning man?
ben_vulpes: it's a thing. summer camp.
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: my parents packed the children of my generation off to desolate islands during the summer to kill things, camp, boat around the archipelago, climb mountains, break each other's fingers etc under the supervision of other, slightly older children and a smattering of 'adults' responsible for taxes and calling medevac from time to time
ben_vulpes gets misty
ben_vulpes: aww, $summercamp
ben_vulpes: had one of those and one even larger at $summercamp
ben_vulpes: but shit damn some day i am going to get back behind the wheel of a unimog
ben_vulpes: microtruck does not typically need ultra wide gearing
ben_vulpes: lol i wish
ben_vulpes: magic land of endocrine disruptors in the water table
ben_vulpes: where having a penis does not make you male either
ben_vulpes: everyone knows how to work a manual transmission too.
ben_vulpes: real question is how many fambly members it takes to evacuate fleet
ben_vulpes: also have sedan and microtruck
ben_vulpes: yeah there's one of those in the library
ben_vulpes: why two seater?
ben_vulpes: tulum looks fine
ben_vulpes: next step is to cross state lines and deprive them of my bezzlars as well.
ben_vulpes: i already left, mircea_popescu.
ben_vulpes: arts tax? are you kidding me?
ben_vulpes: no i'm leaving, you think i want anything from this shithole?
ben_vulpes: minimum 45 degree angle
ben_vulpes: historic neighborhood associations responsible for such gems as colonial heights, the entire nw urban area, buckman etc, are now being politely shown the door by "the rent is too damn high"/ex bookstore owner turned city commissioner chloe eudalay in preference to ethnic groups
ben_vulpes: dekulakization proceeds apace: http://nwexaminer.com/1393-2
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: lol if people want boxes racked in the heart of the empire i can do it for 100/mo for a 2U
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: didn't you demonstrate that lookup could be got down to o(1)?
ben_vulpes: the latter at least is fixable.
ben_vulpes: lol that's a great gif
ben_vulpes: shinohai: that's...the tortilla?
ben_vulpes: tight crop on the engines in flight, apparently from other flying craft
ben_vulpes: spacex reentry photography kindles me cockles
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-29#1649816 << i do not; good q. i'll find out.
ben_vulpes: good crypto lib name
ben_vulpes swirls cape, disappears in flash of powder
ben_vulpes hands Framedragger the cap, nose
ben_vulpes: awww he's coming around
ben_vulpes: current thinking in re testing dumper is to solo mine and test but that's a not-small pile of test harness to write
ben_vulpes: gotta back out the c++11 work, implement a predicate and test the shit out of it
ben_vulpes: trinque: output dumper's not entirely done but closeish
ben_vulpes: sight*
ben_vulpes: it's a real site watching me haul my broken carcass out of the muscle car
ben_vulpes: plus a handicapped sticker
ben_vulpes: cape, top hat, and cane
ben_vulpes: IT WAS ME