(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: just the typical "inflate inflate!" if you remember that guy
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: mhm
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well it took months, but the shannonizers have finally figured out that #bitcoin-assets doesn't have a voice model
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > (such attack did not exist, but it seemed a fair explanation).
(trilema) ben_vulpes: holding this vulnerability secret is doing such wonders
(trilema) ben_vulpes: > secretly patched by the monero team
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh gee fluffypony actual bandit now, eh?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in other totally-not-medium-rebrandeds: https://backchannel.com/how-one-little-cable-company-exposed-telecoms-achilles-heel-480e49b648bf
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ah well
(trilema) ben_vulpes: have or emplaced
(trilema) ben_vulpes: me neither, but i still happily tear up lawns, emplace shitboard sheds
(trilema) ben_vulpes: makes the pacific northwest sound like a not entirely miserable shithole, the place where you live
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dang
(trilema) ben_vulpes: replace yard with concrete!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: log cabin not yet built; train station operators pay for heat and a/c.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i still trek into town, but more for hysterical raisins and camaraderie.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and how.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: far from free, but the new party is a good one.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well he's liquidating them for a reason, neh?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: eh, i'll settle for jewing my little brother down over the nsa backdoors in his gaming rigs
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i did obliquely mention this, yes.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: what value would a consulting operation even have per http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-20#1629388
(trilema) ben_vulpes: someday, perhaps.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "neither a borrower nor a lender be"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: bad habit, gave it up
(trilema) ben_vulpes: cannot speak for internals of others
(trilema) ben_vulpes: shit thee not
(trilema) ben_vulpes: amusingly, was previously haunt of "bigfoot researcher"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: great place for cigars and cognac after the sun sets
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thing also does not have smoke detectors
(trilema) ben_vulpes: aha, right?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: plus the girls love the brick.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: vault not particularly full of anything but monitors and computers.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sloth, similar pittance for storage unit across town.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: chain reaction would not, though.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: made out like bandits!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "i'll take the vault for $pittance, but only if you discount $butthole by $similar_pittance"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: thrown in for song with hole where the few remaining used desks stand
(trilema) ben_vulpes: far cheaper than storage unit anywhere accessible
(trilema) ben_vulpes: brick and steel*
(trilema) ben_vulpes: also you know, brick and excellent atmospheric thing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: assets*
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: remains of previousl $bezzlecorp assetes
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but modern, pickable.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: with ofc lock, good grief
(trilema) ben_vulpes: inside door, new steel door and frame
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lock was removed long ago, but gorgeous door remains
(trilema) ben_vulpes: haw i've been renting the train station's vault for months now
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!up gabriel_laddel_p
(trilema) ben_vulpes: bees!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i will be SURE to listen VERY CLOSELY the next time a portlander has something to say about environmental justice and global warming.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and yet nobody except for the guy who benefits barely an iota from the fixing of the externality shoveling appears to give the slightest shit about the wasting of the single greatest blessing after my dick this metropolis has ever enjoyed
(trilema) ben_vulpes: on a floor where very nearly every door features a black lives matter and "in our democracy love wins"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the waste has now STOPPED
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and LO
(trilema) ben_vulpes: JUST UN FUCKING KINK IT
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and i didn't even need to bring any tools! or wire to extend the chain!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: to fix the UNENDING STREAM of precious bull run DRINKING WATER FLOWING THROUGH THE TOILET
(trilema) ben_vulpes: LOSING MY PATIENCE with the NOISE WHEN I GO TO PISS
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and it takes ME
(trilema) ben_vulpes: a BUILDING full of feeble minded liberals
(trilema) ben_vulpes: do find it funny that mircea_popescu eschews the "muh characters have a mind of their own!" line
(trilema) ben_vulpes did not expect a response
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ~edge of seat
(trilema) ben_vulpes: tenterhooks
(trilema) ben_vulpes: will sam an hero?!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in latest sam
(trilema) ben_vulpes: tangentially, i luled at "horned"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i understand "reach the market" mircea_popescu
(trilema) ben_vulpes: this, dumbass
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i am talking business
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i still don't buy this imperial unit drug trade thing, but never having seen either metric or us tonne of any kind of product, will have to defer to those claiming knowledge
(trilema) ben_vulpes: metric or imperial?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the only retards who sell drugs by the pound even in tardlandia are the potheads.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: who even.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: p-pound of cocaine?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: what not sinking, that's a tidy pile of usd is it not?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: b-but limited supplies mircea_popescu !
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: he wrote a browser for pre ios mobile devices, it funded some half-decade of reading, fathering, beach-shitting.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i wonder if my old ship still works on their network
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in omgwtfbbqs https://promisesaplus.com/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i was raised under the glorious unified apple toolchain
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no i don't actually remember any of these marvels
(trilema) ben_vulpes: tandy!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: why is it crashing
(trilema) ben_vulpes: not wrong so much as very fittingly /silly/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: a three stroke engine?!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the female lykkins get impregnated by the male lykkins and then spend all their time bitching about how his salary isnt enough for her and her spawns needs instead of you know buckling down and cooking, cleaning, making the shelves and other fixtures herself like any wife worth having.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but yes, nearly self-parodic.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: from a worms handle.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: we call these "lykkins"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh and participate in #uraniummine social
(trilema) ben_vulpes: worm relegated to the bowels of amazon because never ranked over three, and never at risk of firing because never ranked at two is happy to munch turds forever.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: not giving the practice any sort of legs to stand on, merely pointing out the american plastic version of another correct republican thing.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: they attempt to emulate this in safe-space style with "stack rankings"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: probably tastes great with react native
(trilema) ben_vulpes: 'saas' thing that...does user related stuff? i have no idea.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i only have the vaguest idea from #saltminesocial
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in other reddits and silicon valley developer fingertraps https://medium.com/@contact_16315/firebase-costs-increased-by-7-000-81dc0a27271d sure seems to imply that you can ruin the day of 'startups' using 'firebase' by hammering their service with poorly authenticated requests
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: my dad's electric chainsaw leaks like a leeb too
(trilema) ben_vulpes: heya mod6
(trilema) ben_vulpes: do salesbros of commodity hardware throw fits where people can see?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: more of a sad little "what would getting into the wot at this late date get me anyways?"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: to whose crown it does no credit.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the "could i" construction indicates a particular breed of poverty-stricken subject of her "majesty"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in further butthurt from unidentifiedasswipe: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/FZ4aR/?raw=true
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sit on couch, smoke pot, print things.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yes well, i'm not going to grep through my personal logs to find out if a fleanode name'd been used before
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the genuinely naive with two brain cells to rub together mighta at least asked "what dat" "how do i register" etc
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no key, not even worth a cursory second look.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: best binary give-a-shit filter on randos.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: !!key ua
(trilema) ben_vulpes: haw haw haw "Italian Commission Says More Controls Needed on NGO Rescue Boats in Mediterranean"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: aha, "the new wokesman"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in other shops from bruces: http://68.media.tumblr.com/dd45666cbb61ec58d0cd41d4eb8f4b04/tumblr_oq22gmTurk1s2jikwo1_1280.jpg
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and he asks why i don't burn down city hall.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: femfuhrer simply wants 1% of the largest pile in sight.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: there is no 'either' on the table here.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: will pay for solar panels, community gardens for the poor, and jaeorbs for women/people of color!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: didja know that leebs think gross receipts taxes are a great idea? http://www.wweek.com/news/city/2017/05/09/commissioner-chloe-eudaly-and-advocates-prepare-to-launch-a-climate-change-tax-on-corporations/
(trilema) ben_vulpes: furnace*
(trilema) ben_vulpes: prototype the stack as a "turbo furace"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: except applied to turbo instead of combustion chamber/nozzle cooling
(trilema) ben_vulpes: claaaaasic rocket tech
(trilema) ben_vulpes: could cool it with liquid fuel and recirculate the evaporate into the combustion chamber
(trilema) ben_vulpes: oh wait we need a total loss lubrication gas turbine
(trilema) ben_vulpes: even if burning petroil, gas turbine will get hot enough to break down the lube oil
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it's the only reasonable thing.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: how about we compromise on a gas turbine powered air compressor backed drivetrain
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-16#1656945 << au contraire, properly built turbine can eat most liquid fuels
(trilema) ben_vulpes: which is just plain old cool
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: otoh air tools have turbines in 'em
(trilema) ben_vulpes: psh, also who wants to hump the accumulator around
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: do you even have a sympathy gland?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: hm
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i have seen this before, the continentals holding posts in usg bezzletrons, and i don't quite get how it makes sense. "we all went to hahvahd biz skool for credential washing to operate scammatronz", maybe?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "her him! has! got to be you!"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "there are no rules! anything goes! there's no logical explanation for this...discombooberation..."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: when did it become acceptable for camhos to show panty lines?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: oh he hasta be serious, i'm making a joke.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: vim or nano! your choice!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i like the subtle satire. really makes it.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in other grade a plagiarisms: https://github.com/kamranahmedse/developer-roadmap
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and not all.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i suppose then yes, except for the actually producing piss part.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: weird
(trilema) ben_vulpes: whaddaya mean?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: reminds me of the story of the american producer visiting canada who refused to sniff the maple-scented bills, certain that he was being trolled.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: kek
(trilema) ben_vulpes: went trans.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: it was a pussy when i first got in bed.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "baby you are entirely capable of deducing what the new buttons do, i don't want to hear that kind of nonsense from you any more."
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "oh gosh, you know i think i'm too old to learn a new ui"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sadly, the only fuckoff.sh for new apple retardation is not buying apple products
(trilema) ben_vulpes: fuckoff.sh
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it is abhorrent that apple decided to display who's texting me over my movies.
(trilema) ben_vulpes did turn all notifications off on all mobile devices
(trilema) ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: palmer link broken
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (helps that folks are generally familiar with the base code.)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: possibly the most timely in my tenure with the republic!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i am quite glad of the review.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it does surprise me that the function is declared to return a boolean, but the compiler says nothing about a branch where it might not return anything.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i foolishly, naively assumed the compiler would detect that.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the boost is glued in very tightly in there.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i do not understand the subtleties of what is happening in script.cpp, and so decided to stick with shown-good semantics.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i had trouble with the pairtype.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: c/++ is not my "first tongue".
(trilema) ben_vulpes: after some time in the pit, i stopped boosting.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it may have been simply the first thing i did, and so mimicked existing style.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i wish that i could recall my reasoning for using that boostism.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: happy to replace the dangling boostism, certainly.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: with 4 i mean.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i will reformat with 2, did not feel like futzing with emacs to make 4 spaces happen for this.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i did use one final BOOST_FOREACH in the output serialization.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: that is a standard c99 for loop.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: you and me both, boddy.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: in bitcoinrpc.cpp? i do not think so... http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/bitcoinrpc.cpp?v=wires_rev1
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-14#1655564 << easy to test when complete, easy to show that it does not work, not easy to test in the sense of "i have changed implementation details, and would like to see how the system behaves now"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: one wrinkle that occurred to me as i tested this patch against a not-completely synced node this afternoon is that satoshi's early transactions were all of the "pay to pubkey" variety, and not today's standard "pay to pubkey hash" breed.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: relatedly, i have a patch in abeyance that fixes the test target. i'll bring that out of the refrigerator and start wiring this new IsMine implementation into it.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: get perverse, yo
(trilema) ben_vulpes: absolutely, but you can use the previous method today, and this thing promises to take a while.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: parse, looking for spends to any address of interest.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: tail the debug log for processblock: accepted, and then dump the height mentioned in that line
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dumpblock is more useful for realtime work in my experience
(trilema) ben_vulpes: no, he wrote a c proggy that cuts blkindex files
(trilema) ben_vulpes: should work great in conjunction with asciilifeform's 'cutblock
(trilema) ben_vulpes: parser, i mean.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque: you can do this today with the slicer i published a while back
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mod6: it is certain to take more than a week
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'm going to step away from testing the indexer /in toto/, and plug this IsMine overload into the test target
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (as i predicted last night)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: trinque, asciilifeform, mod6: it does not actually work, unfortunately.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: aye aye, ty mod6.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: lolyes, also worth pointing out that the patch is indented at 2 spaces when the rest of trb is indented at 4
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah i'll buy that
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i'd assumed false, but do not know that for certain.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: well gosh now that you point that out i have to admit that i do not actually know.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-14#1655547 << http://cascadianhacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/export_outputs.vpatch , so things index properly
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://68.media.tumblr.com/7152fcfbf988a120de88c4740d40d1b3/tumblr_n55li8SDJy1tb4rdio1_1280.jpg
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "our demoooocracy!": https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/07/the-great-british-brexit-robbery-hijacked-democracy , also, further hijinks in the era of epsilon snr
(trilema) ben_vulpes: that reminds me, i have a rear differential to weld together.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: also "it's only yours if you're willing to destroy it"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: hey, some men just want to see the catalytic converter burn
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the wankel!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: (promo videos showcase semi cab with the horsepower to drift around the desert)
(trilema) ben_vulpes: http://www.wrightspeed.com/ << production drivetrain, as described. battery, not described however.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: "it does wear the soap, doesn't it?"
(trilema) ben_vulpes: car world is full of nutjobs.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: also turbochargers are approximately standard these days. new civics come with them stock. efficiency and emissions, baby!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: in other things asciilifeform doesn't know about turbines, some nutjobs will run super-rich mixtures such that gases are still burning through the exhaust manifold and into the turbocharger. this obviously torches the poor turbo in short order, but the temporary power boost is astonishing.
(trilema) ben_vulpes will be doting on the mothers in his life on the morrow
(trilema) ben_vulpes: nn asciilifeform
(trilema) ben_vulpes: anyways, /me off
(trilema) ben_vulpes: journeyman*
(trilema) ben_vulpes: not 'journeman'.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: did say, 'masterwork'.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and in "today's nobel, tomorrow's homework", eventually bitcoin clients will be the republic's software engineering masterwork project.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: it may take some time, especially at my glacial pace, but i think slicing the wallet from the reference implementation (which i don't think is going anywhere?) a worthwhile endeavour.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: this nqb is an entirely new client, is it not?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: aha, this.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the time it takes a fully-synced node to shutdown and reboot is painful, though.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: aye
(trilema) ben_vulpes: i am considering testing this in conjunction with a solipsistic miner, but may test it against the extant blockchain instead. input on this also welcome
(trilema) ben_vulpes: please do!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: once it works for a single address, it will be trivial to index multiple at once.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: the patch adds a struct to use during the indexing, and a new overload of IsMine that uses the script solver to find outputs relevant to the given address.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: ty asciilifeform
(trilema) ben_vulpes: once this patch works (which it almost certainly does not, as i have only finished drafting it), it will serialize unspent outputs to disk in a simple format for...later use.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: what use has anyone for the wallet?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: at the end of the walk, it writes the unspent outputs to a file in a format amenable to normal unix tool examination.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: this patch adds an rpc command that eats as input one address, and walks the blockchain for outputs that spend to the address.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: now i have to decide how to test it, for the odds are that it does not work as-written. but i do invite commentary on the design!
(trilema) ben_vulpes: on an eeeentiiiiirely different topic, it took months but i recently got the part of my output indexer that excises spent outputs from the index map to compile, which i believe brings the indexer part of this foray to completion. i invite any who'd like to read and comment to download the (unsigned!) vpatch from here cascadianhacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/export_outputs.vpatch
(trilema) ben_vulpes fumbles for the spare canister
(trilema) ben_vulpes: but the chemistry is of kindergarten grade. go, buy railcars of ni, fe, assemble.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: sadly, no.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: perfect self flagelletory greentech.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: zero torque, etc.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: great mileage, zero accel.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: prius is plastic tech designed to appease american consumer, nyooz at whenever.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yes, sane design.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: yeah, not how prius works.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: prius is not electric to the shaft, as we just discussed. it has electrical supplement to the shaft.
(trilema) ben_vulpes: dual-input or electric to the shaft?
(trilema) ben_vulpes: and i await the drivetrain's arrival in trucks eagerly.