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benkay: kakobrekla: ^^
benkay: hey kako where are the bitbet monthly statements? mpex says they'll be accessible "on website" - does that mean trilema and not bitbet?
benkay: we love you too kako
benkay: thanks for operating assbot/bash/log etc btw
benkay: yeah, i've put stuff in there
benkay: so i hear on the regular
benkay: what kind of lame ai can't recurse?
benkay: assbot can't recurse
benkay: bitcoin arg
benkay: why?
benkay: wth assbot
benkay: dem females.
benkay: price not rocket to moon fast enough
benkay: the bitcoin engine needs moar drama fuel
benkay: whatchoo mean?
benkay: davout: nope. that's why i'm asking -assets where the new fleecing operations are taking place instead of browsing btctalk.
benkay: anyways. question is: where are all of the new buttcoin fartups initializing their public oopses?
benkay: <strike>towards</strike>
benkay: i'm aware there's competence in the space, i'm asking where the incompetence is gravitating towards.
benkay: wat
benkay: so where are the new exchanges?
benkay: scammers gonna scam
benkay: well btctc shut down, and picostocks, and crypto whatever
benkay: so who are the new scamchange contenders?
benkay: ;;ticker --market all
benkay: mircea_popescu: just bite the bullet and start quoting lots in satoshi, man.
benkay: hey, options are back!
benkay: and the 1337*10 cutoff criteria
benkay: lower quality entrants attract sharks
benkay: lower barriers to entry mean lower quality of entrants
benkay: sucks for us broke fuckers with neither time nor money
benkay: either time to meet someone in person, or money to save the time
benkay: man at a 15% markup for converting your btc to cash that's a rawwww deal
benkay: make friends with criminals and broker their bitcoin purchases, thereby positioning self well for imminent shitstorm?
benkay: if building reserves just makes one a milky cow, wat the f do?
benkay: on an old old topic from the vaults like three days ago, how does one hedge against the local fiat regime's complete failure?
benkay: daaah i fail to find references because forum spam.
benkay: hey here's a stoopid idea: futures on difficulty rate increase rather than difficulty itself
benkay: hey mircea_popescu would you elaborate on how you envision bitbet replacing the courts system?
benkay: "pricing options is a risky business"?
benkay: what things do they want said?
benkay: life on the hockey stick, i suppose.
benkay: you know it's going to be a rough month for the bot when it stops quoting
benkay: SELL SELL SELL
benkay: more like masters of the coin
benkay: in related, personal news, i have been having trouble sleeping lately because i jammed a splinter under my thumb after cutting my nails and i can't tell if its infected or i just cut my nails too closely and i don't have health insurance
benkay: He even described a telephone call in which a salesperson tried to sell him a 284 bit encrypted program. When Vasovski asked him what he thought of Julian Assange, he replied that he didn’t know who that was. “At that point I said, ‘you’re trying to sell me a computer security program and you don’t know who Julian Assange is?’”
benkay: give all the starving mexicans citizenship and put them on the welfare rolls, but don't let the depressed canadians in to spend tourist dollars
benkay: gosh it just makes no sense
benkay: i barfed in my mouth a little
benkay: everybody gotta start somewhere
benkay: firstblockchain: talkin to you
benkay: hello sir
benkay: oh look who it is
benkay: ;;ticker --currency xau
benkay: naivte...
benkay: to my naive eyes, it seems like large-scale organization requires an external threat to keep the organizing machinery even remotely functional
benkay: "vote derp 2020!"
benkay: "i stand for giving everyone a buttcoin!"
benkay: oh, so the guy on the podium says things that are wrong to get the votes
benkay: how? i understand the majority of a group of humans being wrong about things, but how do you get from that to democracy incentivizing people to be wrong?
benkay: it conflates competence with acreditation, too
benkay: democracy is worst because it tends towards denying competence instead of recognizing it?
benkay: and that comes with bloodshed.
benkay: regular turnover at the top is required, dammit!
benkay: slavery's the default state, yo. just because democracy has been here for the past several however long doesn't mean that either a) it eradicated things that look like what americans would knee-jerk call 'slavery' instantly upon governmental instantiation OR b) it worked well and can be used as a demonstration of why all other forms of government are bad
benkay: to whom do i send .00001 btc for a good indexing of all of the content that us and related thugs want me kept from?
benkay: where's the dark search engine, eh?
benkay: ain't a cold wallet if someone had access in the past.
benkay: "cold wallet"
benkay: ;;ticker --currency xau
benkay: ;;ticker --market bitstamp
benkay: badbios rising
benkay: mircea_popescu: thoughts on switching options from whole-bitcoin contracts to lots of 10k or 100k satoshi?
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: dah nevermind.
benkay: it should be cousin. and mon.
benkay: bah
benkay: is cousine feminine?
benkay: mah?
benkay: sup mon cousine
benkay: what kind of hashing scenario would target fpga's well?
benkay: w/e
benkay: exchange interface
benkay: ebay isn't a suitable transmission medium for bitcoins
benkay: facebook's fiat market cap is also really interesting in a "dear goodness i had no idea people were so stupid" sort of way
benkay: taking pure signal wave off the wire from satoshi and running it through a crystal radio
benkay: error was in derping bitcoins analog
benkay: "He knows it isn't me, but won't take the pictures down", she wailed
benkay: baww haww haww
benkay: someone posted my tits to the internet because i saved them to my computer and computers aren't actually toys for children
benkay: "something horrible happened, mom"
benkay: people are beginning to learn that computers are not simple toys to which one can write all data of personal interest: http://jezebel.com/one-womans-dangerous-war-against-the-most-hated-man-on-1469240835
benkay: joooooooz.
benkay: !b 1
benkay: pankkake: communist thugs
benkay: derp derp derp emacs kill ring
benkay: an interesting difference between the ussr collapse and the united states collapse is the information this sort of thing: technology-driven communication about police de
benkay: clearly gribble is not an hft bot
benkay: it's pretty amusing that gribble command in particular takes so long
benkay: gribble thinks...
benkay: ;;ticker --market all
benkay: wattf
benkay: ;;ticker --currency xau
benkay: ;;market --currency xau
benkay: yet still the same*
benkay: jews in every part of the world are different, and yet the still scheming conniving bastards
benkay: not that "jewish" means anything
benkay: israeli babes != jewish babes
benkay: primes, primes primes
benkay: will you also set up 2fa cardano on my electrum wallet?
benkay: and zero-conf bet funding
benkay: mircea_popescu we demand accounts on bitbet
benkay: mircea_popescu: youtube link not so much?
benkay: daww what are you doing capitalizing my shit
benkay: mike_c: why do you think the robe and barefoot?
benkay: wandering from bitcoin enclave to bitcoin enclave barefoot in a robe
benkay: forever
benkay: for the first time since late nineties i'm using this handle in public and my record is going to forever be "i bitcoins derp gpg derp wat asic derp quantum!"
benkay: nooooo
benkay: holding off carries added bonus of maybe reaping benefits of large batch production efficiencies, although i imagine a large fraction of that'll be captured by nsa itself
benkay: yeah i generally can't english
benkay: mircea_popescu approach is more like "fu learn tools"
benkay: well american approach is to hold hands for customers
benkay: i'm still wrapping my head around the mircea_popescu policy approach to things
benkay: i'm doublechecking that that's the only way to get it!
benkay: and the microcode will be stashed and signed somewhere on mpex/nosuchlabs for comparison to the devices?
benkay: heh
benkay: nor i
benkay: and i'd rather be seen as an idiot than not ask questions and get fried for it later
benkay: hard experience has taught me to keep asking questions until the implicit answers match the explicit ones
benkay: not in as dumb words as i need
benkay: mircea_popescu: will cardano code be available for inspection?
benkay_: implying firmware on device will be unobfuscated?
benkay_: and the software that performs decryption/signatures? open for inspection?
benkay_: so the cardano has a card reader built in, on which the code for the device is loaded?
benkay_: question was "how open source is it?" and i completely dead-ended because how with a thing like the cardano is one supposed to a) get an idea of the code on the device, much less b) actually validate that code is there?
benkay_: i got stopped cold in my tracks talking about the cardano last night
benkay: ;;later tell asciilifeform if pluggable rng, why not user-providable keys on later models?
benkay: ;;later tell mircea_popescu if pluggable rng, why not user-providable keys on later models?
benkay: ;;seen thestringpuller
benkay: ;;shrubbery
benkay: .bush
benkay: ;;ticker --market all
benkay: ;;ticket --market all
benkay: infinite hitpoints exhausted?
benkay: really?
benkay: done?
benkay: 1500 by xmas?
benkay: now they've got this pathological thing going on where people are all "o hai arb i arb u now i can ams arb like big boy!1!" and get their shitbucks stuck on gox
benkay: is that a hundred dollar premium over at gox?
benkay: ;;ticker --market all
benkay: useful information about funding criteria are less unimportant
benkay: you have jokes about milk on the faq
benkay: but very definitely in the realm of "taking this drug may alleviate your psychosomatic symptoms by way of killing you" read extremely quickly and printed very small on 640x480 screens
benkay: perhaps not a "frequently" asked question
benkay: gotcha
benkay: kakobrekla: please point to where on faq or proposition page 1 confirmation is referred to.
benkay: it's how the rich keep everyone else out of the game.
benkay: capital barriers are important.
benkay: cling terrified to your coins
benkay: badbets incarnate.
benkay: ;;goxlag
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: bbet divs are going to be great this month
benkay: but also see dub's point.
benkay: and perhaps the faq would benefit from a clarifying statement about when transactions are recognized as having bet.
benkay: Nuggie_: your bet would have been confirmed if you'd sent with a transaction fee.
benkay: transactions work a certain way. submit a fee, get processed. no fee, roll the dice on transaction processing time.
benkay: nope nope nope.
benkay: nope.
benkay: hell no.
benkay: you have to account for transaction time in your bets
benkay: well this is how betting with bitcoin works
benkay: ben bernanke has a 90k bounty on his head
benkay: ;;calc 124.14*722.14
benkay: ;;ticker --market all
benkay: *eyeroll*
benkay: oh the ss is going to collaborate with academia
benkay: lol the secret service claims to have arrested >4400 'cybercriminals'
benkay: "we don't see any problems with bitcoin, but do please follow the rules in operating your businesses."
benkay: fontas?
benkay: mhm
benkay: almost as good as pif
benkay: ;;goxlag
benkay: ;;ticker --market mtgox
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: for real?
benkay: jurov: odds keep slipping on that one
benkay: ;;asks 1250
benkay: ;;asks 1000
benkay: ;;asks 750
benkay: i don't want to crap up my browser with a million tabs. i want to click around bitbet.
benkay: dom is fundamentally broken.
benkay: not to malign you in any way
benkay: that i have ever seen
benkay: "not my problem"
benkay: kakobrekla: this is the saddest
benkay: side note kakobrekla when going backwards from a bet page, the js dom whatever means i'm not actually taken back to the bets i was looking at
benkay: market odds are for the price to crack 750 but not 1000
benkay: come jan 1, i'd like to see "s.nsa pays out no divs in 2014"
benkay: no it's a make some goddamn money thing
benkay: exactly.
benkay: what what what pankkake
benkay: no but you can
benkay: 4 total yes bets exceeding btc of nos by several x
benkay: c'est les numeros
benkay: c'est le numero
benkay: it's not a currency, it's a store of value.
benkay: oh well have at.
benkay: wat?
benkay: reluctantly.
benkay: yeah, but in the way one spends a deflating currency.
benkay: HOLD, CHILDREN.
benkay: hold.
benkay: buy with whatever liquid you have at the time.
benkay: realize that bitcoin is the future.
benkay: just stop trading.
benkay: network? exchanges?
benkay: who turned off fees?
benkay: but neither buy-side nor sell-side volumes are anywhere near the last cycles numbers
benkay: 150 -> 750 this cycle?
benkay: 50 -> 250 was a 5x last hype cycle
benkay: gotcha
benkay: k well then you should be fine
benkay`: (doubt anyone in -assets has the actual focus power to listen to that whole track)
benkay`: what was that from assbot?
benkay: but it was at his palace, unsurprisingly
benkay: no horses
benkay: but a weird situation with -ass characters all around me
benkay: i wasn't precisely dreaming about irc
benkay: y'all gotta get out of my head.
benkay: the other night i dreamt about the cast of btc-a
benkay: i was walking to get another bottle of bubbly tonight, overheard a snippet of tune, and was struck by the phrase "Vexual healing"
benkay: i hear hope sells well these days
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